/f1/ - Formula 1 general - Joyless Palmer edition

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Why did it take this long for anyone to realize that curry tits was incompetent?

GIMI

PALMER OUT
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>>76715953
>Palmer crashed
>Verstappen crashed
>Alonso's car failed

"news"

Also reminder than Palmer will be BTFO by a driver with one hand in September and he started behaving like a prick because of that

>>76715998

t. mad Monisha wouldn't give preferential treatment to Eric's son's money

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This deserves to be posted twice

>>76716016
She almost got all the teams assets ceased by the austrailian court once.
Doesn't seem that competent to me.

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9th for Victoria Thiccstappen to sit on my face

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>>76716017

>>76716040
>all the teams assets

100% of nothing is nothing

:^)

>>76716043
>Thiccstappen
There are not enough words to describe how disgusting you are

>>76716060
Exactly.
She is leaving the team in a much worse state than what it was in when she begun as a team principal.
That whole legal debacle is just an exanmple of that she has no bussiness running a team in the first place.

>>76716043
You mean Fridgestappen?

>>76716043

>/f1/ posts Victoria's Instagram pics and Youtube videos
>/f1/ makes fun of Victoria for being chubby
>Victoria stops posting on Instagram and Youtube
>one German flag starts posting pics of Victoria where she looks thin

Really makes you wonder who the "German" really is...

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>>76716043
Get in line, hans.

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WE

it's a local girl takes the floor episode

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Stefania

>>76716124
ricky btfo

>>76716136
i'd arrive-a-ma-benis in her bagina.

>>76716124
is this game as boring as real F1 these days? deciding between this and Dirt

>>76716124
>Nigger not even WC
>still in the foreground like last game
Cucktivision can't stop slurping year after year.

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>>76716137
Not so fast, Mohammad

>>76716124
BOTTAS WHERE REEEEEEEEEE

>>76716155
amx btfo

>>76716161
car '77 at the bottom
Kimi is there as well

>>76716170
Sophie Ogg on the left

>>76716145
Dirt is even more boring

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McLaren-Renault confirmed

>>76716177
>77
nice digits

Didn't notice it was his car because Merc changed to blue numbers for him

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remember, no eye contact

>>76716145
Get a real sim.

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>>76716165
Hmmmmm....

What tyres should I give amd amx for the memeball tournament? U, SS or S?

>>76716213
Wet

>>76716201
>real sim aka "game" with no content to play

Official F1 games are deemed simcade by the sim racing community because they are not no-nonsense simulators based on the ISI motor engine, sporting graphics from ten years ago.

>>76716227
Not an option unfortunately, I can only pick a slick.

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>Jock Clear went full JUST when he was in his 20s

wew

>>76716213
ultras, lad

also have you got a gold GAJ coming off the bench?

>>76716256
van der Garde does interviews now?

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>>76716255

>>76716244
>Rob Smedley
more like Rock Smedley

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>>76716267

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>>76716265
>also have you got a gold GAJ coming off the bench?

>>76716274
fuck, you found my reddit account

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>>76716255
did Villeneuve beat him up?

>>76716243
>this mad casual fin who is too stupid for AMS is still wasting his life here

LMAOING @ your life nerd.

>>76716203
Technically, the bully is on both covers so it should be amx btfo

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>>76716283
motoring related perro caca only please.

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>>76716290
it's fitting that they both went bald in their 20s though

>>76716302
Just realised kek.

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>>76716279
nice to see Nick Heidfeld back in F1

>>76716279
jacques been running his mouth again?

looks like they're about to beat the shit out of him.

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>>76716195
>*blocks your path*
wat do ??

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>>76716150
You're really rustled by the existence of a half-black guy in this sport, aren't you?

>>76716330
Jacques got banned from Williams garage/hospitality because he wouldn't stop shitting on Stroll

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>>76716347
*sprays*

fuck off you baguette

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How did he do it?

Is Choco, dare I say it, exposed today?

>Accounts tell of an incident at Monza where in a joint helicopter ride Senna had been showing off his new tailor-made briefcase. Having been made of carbon fibre composite, Senna argued that it was virtually indestructible. Berger opened the door of the helicopter and threw the briefcase out, to Senna's disbelief. Berger asserted innocently that he only sought to test the hypothesis.

Was Berger F1's OG bully?

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>>76716452

Today?

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>>76716124
>>76716155
>>76716203

FTFY

>>76716452
He was exposed last year and again in Sochi and Monaco. Today is the latest

>>76716473
don't worry, I won't ;^)

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>>76716292
Only 100 people play Automobilista, get the fuck out of here with your niche Venezuelan low-budget "games". You are like those faggots on /tv/ who see people discussing Star Wars and they barge in saying "DUDE I only watch films made by Tapкóвcкий and Buñuel... in reverse... on half speed... get on my level fucking plebs LMAO"

Can I rent Automobilista, iRacing or Assetto Corsa from my local library? NO! But F1 games or your mom I can.

>>76716390
KEK. Finally did something worthwhile starting this stinky french "meme"
Feelsgoodman.jpg

>>76716515
Honda probably paid an extra 5 million to have it say "McLaren" and not "Honda" in negative lists like this

>>76716535
nvm, it's actually the teams
saw it happen another time though

>>76716106
>Victoria is actually anime german

What a twist, I hope she liked my fanfic.

>>76716124
>Putting a guy with as many points as Giovanazzi on the cover
Why?

>>76716462
Him and alesi once flipped Todt's Lancia at Fiorano, so I'd say yes

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>>76716452
No. He will get pole tomorrow. Cap this.

>>76716467
Isn't that the guy that lost the WDC twice against Lewis, and only managed to fluke a single WDC by Lewis' engines blowing up?

>>76716478
>three world championships

>>76715985
>no one has saved her livestream

Sad

>>76716592

Was gone by the time I woke up :(((((((((((((

>>76716574
was about to post that one when that post got a (You)

>Berger's pranks continued at his new team for 1993, Scuderia Ferrari. Specifically, at the Fiorano Circuit a day before the launch of that season's new F1 car, Berger and his then new teammate, Jean Alesi, decided to take a nearby roadcar for a spin. Unbeknownst to them, that roadcar was team director Jean Todt's new specially made Lancia Y10. Because of the view that Alesi was driving conservatively, Berger decided to apply the handbrake causing the Lancia to flip upon their return to the pits, skidding upside down centimeters away from their yet-to-be unveiled new F1 car. Alesi was sent to the hospital. Later when Todt enquired about his roadcar, Berger conceded the two had put some "slight curb marks on the roof".

Hilarious.

>>76715953
10/10 OP

>>76716621
Post more

>>76716697
>A further incident followed in which Berger replaced Senna's passport photo with what Ron Dennis described as "an equivalent-sized piece of male genitalia" (although other media accounts refer to a black pair of breasts). Senna's fame meant he rarely had his passport checked, but on a later trip to Argentina, Berger's prank resulted in officials holding the Brazilian for 24 hours. As a response to this gag, Senna superglued all of Berger's credit cards together.

>>76716390
>spraying over sweat
Oh shit nigga what are you doing.

>>76716112
did the monkey steal her chin?

>>76716713
This is adorable.

>>76716161
he couldn't make it to the cover shoot, he spun and crashed on his way to the studio

>>76716565
Because he was voted as the most liked driver in F1

>>76716586
Beautiful wife and kids + wcs> 3wcs

Nico wins agan

>>76716452
>Top level driver makes a rare mistake in the highest level of Motorsport in the world

>HURR DID HE JUST EXPOSE HIMSELF??
>WHAT A SHIT DRIVER!!!
>is he, dare I say it, FINISHED??

/F1/ is simply straight retarded.

>Joliano Palmetti

>>76716829
1 second off your new teammate's pace is not a rare mistake.

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>>76716124
>Alonso even looks disappointed on the fucking video game

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>>76716155
not particularly funny when mirrored unfortunately

>>76716124
>tfw no Nordic cover with Gay Mag, Gimi and Eric's son

>>76716882
Perez has been consistently out qualifying Ocon though? I like Ocon but the gap isn't that big.

>>76716961
Makes you wonder why they don't do regional covers like FIFA do.

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WE WUZ FLOATING EARS N SHIET

>>76717193
>Not Recommended
>do not buy this game, there is a serious bug where the McLaren car can finish the race

friendly reminder to watch some real engenieering every now and then. here is the spacex launch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8mLi-rRTh8

>>76717192
>2025
>Vettel is 10x champion, in twilight of his career
>Alonso is 44 years old, still at honda, still hasn't won since 2013
>GOA77AS is Mercedes only driver. He cloned himself to replace the nigger

>>76717255
fuck spacex and fuck that sith ifrican poofter elon musk

>>76716155
>includes DLC
>game not even out yet
???

>>76716882

Hamilton was going long runs on the soft tire...

>>76717521
you seem upset.

>>76717255
spacex is a scam with engines made out of soviet's spare parts

>>76717703
>t. #teamLH shill
does nigger cock taste nice then?

>>76717717
not in the slightest. Elon musk is an insufferable wanker.

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>>76716713
The remake was almost as funny. The perpetrator was never caught, though.

>>76717255
>real engineering
>Bulgarian satellite
wew

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>>76717551
To be fair, Codemasters have toned down their jewery. In 2013 all the classic cars, drivers and tracks were paid DLC (10 bucks each IIRC). Now all the cars are included in the game free of charge apart from the MP4/4 which is a "pre-order bonus" which means that every physical copy at launch and probably later has it and if you somehow get a copy that doesn't have it, you can buy it for like a buck or so.

Compare that to other companies like pic related.

McLaren-Honda should just end racing for this season and focus fully on 2018, maybe they could at least save some money then

Did lewis crash what was the mistake he made?

>>76717964
he was 10th in FP2, I'd wait for qualifying before getting too excited

>>76716837

Sounds perfect for a back of the grid eternal italian driver like Vitantonio Liuzzi

>>76717956
>stop racing for the rest of the season
>no track time on race weekends
>not allowed to test outside of race weekends apart from those two (?) young driver tests
>instead of solving problems on track, let's just focus on 2018 by sitting in our offices and jerking off to hentai

Is this from Reddit?

>>76717956
they can't do that due to legal agreements that are in place

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>>76718031
Indeed, a backmarker name befitting of a true backmarker driver

>>76716462
so WAS it indestructible? also post morare

>>76718079
pure crashkino

>>76717849
It was Mark.

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Finland what did emilia mean by this?

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>>76718143

>>76718143
BENIS:DDDDDDD

>>76718143
happy midsummer or something like that.

mum was going on about it today.

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>>76718098
This one's not bad either

>>76718143
Happy midsummer (summer solstice)

>>76718183
>boring actual answer

Stop ruining my fantasy of Emilia chewing on some donkey dick cheese

>>76718143
what a fine stud :^)

>>76718213
It's for your own good lad

>>76718160

>"midsummer"
>still wearing long sleeves

Hmmmm...

>>76718243
The swimming excuse doesn't work anyway as she has officially retired.

She must have just not wanted Valtteri to see she got hurt.

>>76718213
photoshop it to say hyvää hevosen siitin or hyvää pystyttäminen instead :~)

>>76718293
>The swimming excuse

She made an excuse?

>>76718243
the temperature being barely over 10c might explain that

>>76718329
Well more the idea she was hiding the injury from the swim team. It can't be that as she had already retired as far as I was aware.

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1498224660304.webm

you ready for this lads

>>76716155
>including ONE classic car

I wish they could kept realeasing classic modes like 2013.

Actually I'd rather buy a Classic F1 game than this annual borefest. Maybe it's way too hard to deal with different individual image rights.

>>76712540
What the fug no. I am almost an alcoholic and I hate WAGS posters but not gonna complain about it. I just ignore them, never ever responded to a WAGS post. What kind of alternate universe are you living in? And Mehmet is right. We don't care about it to much. I don't want to read the other thread too

Can I get a quick rundown on practice though?

>>76718527
>tfw rememberin' normies stole Super Eurobeat
At least they don't know about the other kind, yet.

>>76717839
see
>>76718205

Let me know when it is Big Dick Rick's time.

Verstappen is going to win this lads.
And Ricciardo won't even finish 2nd.

>>76718527
>orange
>force india
I just pretend its mclaren.

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>>76718031
>tfw Liuzzi would have been on the podium in his comeback race in the Force India in his home country had his car not broken down

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Get comfy
http://www.spacex.com/webcast

>>76719077

Call me when they'll try to land that shit

>>76719077

You know what Turkbro, I will!

https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/f1-news-perez-crash-baku-922161/

>Perez wants Baku crash kerb changed overnight

>“The kerb is quite difficult, and it’s not so easy to ride that for us,” said Perez. “It’s quite narrow and we asked Charlie to try to have a look to see if we can change it because we all feel that it’s quite narrow and very easy to make a mistake.

>“I think the kerb is a bit on the high side. We had a word with Charlie regarding Turn 8 [in the drivers’ briefing] and I think he’ll have a look and will try to improve it for us for tomorrow.

"i-it was the k-kerbs fault"

>>76719077

Also I'm watching this (starts in 20 min), which you guys might like as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U96lKg3riI

LEWIS HAMILTON THINK HE IS BLACK BUT HE IS JUST GAY

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Bottas is pure k i n o

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>>76719272

:^)

>if Senna hadn't died, we'd have Prost at Renault and Senna at McLaren, giving us great midfield rivalry

Worst timeline

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>>76719308

If Senna was half as good as his fanboys claim, he wouldn't have crashed to death.

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>>76719294
His spins always look so much smoother than other drivers'

I'd post one of his Monaco flickspins but I can't find webm

>>76719337
>weak bait

Not today motherfucker.

>>76719358

Still got me a >(You)

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>>76719405

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>>76716046
More "JUST" than Kvyat?

Here you go, something more exciting than this whole race weekend.
https://track3.mixtape.moe/oshqhj.webm

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>>76719440

>>76719157
It's happening

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>>76718527
>>76719449
hmmm

That dropping altitude made me panic at first. Then I realized it's stage 1

>>76719499
Two 1sts and a 3rd have put Quicksilver into a commanding lead in the championship though.
https://www.youtube.com/user/jelleknikkers/videos

>>76719509

I had the same with the huffs of smoke coming from the stage two engine, it also lost speed while running. But it seems fine now.

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>>76719534
>>76719537

absolutely noice

>>76719554

nevermind
it looked off by 10 meters or so
great recovery unless it was faked

Why do people only assume rocket stuff to be fake?

I mean, F1 streams also go down, why isn't it all fake too?

>>76719308
>tfw berger killed senna
ultimate prank ;DDD

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>Red Bull in charge of anything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovGDeM0470g

>>76719643

>Helicopter : Ricciardos career
>Building : AMX

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>>76719337

>>76719722

>Cameraman getting the fuck out: Vettee

>>76719740

I lol'd

>>76719740
DONT TURN RIGHT

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>>76719573
Well when it was down the rocket was a little off, on the water, got me there too. The down time should've been around 2-3 seconds, that also made me think if they cut the signal. But when it's dead, we will see it dead. If not, we will see it black in a hangar. See webm related. It exploded in front of everyone, sent Tesla's stocks tumbling down.
It's still a little off though, they used to center it with very high precision. But they said it's one of the hardest ones for some reason.

>>76719590
They don't know the details. They think there's universal coverage lke TV's or radios. But when the stuff is reentering, they're covered with hot plasma and it isolates it. I guess it's the same for that landing because they're subject to hot exhaust from the rocket.

The other stuff is a little bit different. They believe moon landing is fake because it requires so much effort. They're partly right, the moon landings required more than 2500 tons of fuel. Saturn V is not only a great rocket, but also a great civil engineering piece. Flights were never without any mishaps, but they were all success, except Apollo 13, but that's the command module failing, not launch vehicle.

>>76719643

>Kvyats career

>>76719643
oh shit. noone died?

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>>76719816
Other webm. There's nothing big companies love more than marketing. Nobody can even dare faking it. If the mission is successful, all their social media accounts will be boasting their ego about the success, like this. If failure, they just cover it up and act like never happened, hope people don't care. The silence after CRS-7 explosion was deafening.
Elon does this very blatantly. And I think this is why the webm above became fireworks for his birthday.

>>76719939

Don't think so.

Tell me why I should/should not drop Sainz for Ocon in fantasy.

>>76719997
What am I looking at here? And why are you posting it in /f1/?

>>76720040

Ocon, shouldn't cause he scores solid results and he's a qt
Sainz, should because I'd do the same if only I wasn't at money cap and all the cheaper drivers aren't even worse

>>76720040

Rape fantasy?

>>76720040
Sainz because he actually can beat his teammate.

>>76718633
2HU?

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>>76720040

I've had this since the beginning and I see no reason to change it.

>>76719821
What fucking you just said about me, you son of babushka? I graduated top of my komanda in the KGB vehicle pursuit shkola, I’ve been involved in numerous secret torpedo attacks on Sebastian Vettel, and I have over 1 confirmed team demotions. I am trained in front-wing to tyre warfare and I’m the top shit-talker in whole of F1 paddock. You are nothing to me but just another Ricciardo. I will crash you the fuck out with front lock-ups the likes of which has never been seen before on Gonochnaya trassa, mark my words, blyad. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over F1 media? Think again, suka. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Russian hackers across Moscow and your email is being phished right now so you better prepare to lose election, Americanski. Election that wipes out pathetic little thing you call your government. You’re fucking dead, kiska. I can be rear-end you anytime, and I can rear-end you at over two hundred kph, and that’s just at Shanghai international circuit. Not only am I extensively trained on sliptreaming you in qualiy, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Red Bull flavours and I will use them to their full extent to to keep my mind clear and refreshed, you little son of a rally-driver bitch. If only you could have known what unholy suspension failures your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your proklyatyy yazyk. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, Bol'shoy idiot. Putin will cause a refugee crisis all over you and you will get raped in it. You’re fucking mertvyy, pizda.

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>>76720272

If any of you gentlemen would like to watch with us.
Indycar Practice is live.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ovb3KYbp2GU

Can chat about it in /indy/.

>>76720435
I don't even watch F1 practice

When is Formula 2 on?

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Lewis Hamilton: Winner of the 2017 Azerbaijan Grand Prix

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>>76720678

>>76720435

Why thank you. This thread is a treasure trove tonight.

>>76720678
>PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sad.

>>76718079
holy shit that is narrow

>>76718079
can 2 cars even fit next to each other?

>>76718079
I'm not making any excuses here... but the shadows, amirite? Dog save the Queen!

>>76720984
DELET THIS!

Also top kek at Renault saying they are not angry at Palmer because other drivers went off.

Reminder that Ocon has never driven here before and made no errors today.

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Sheikh Lawahiz Al-Bin Hamildini

>>76720873
that's what your mom said last night about my dick :DDDDD
wait that's not how those jokes are supposed to go

>>76720885
it's 7-and-a-bit metres wide, so on paper they can.

>>76721067
Inb4 ocon puts it into the wall during qualifying

>>76721278
DELETE THIS!

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>>76721278
HEMEN SİL BUNU!

>>76721067
>made no errors today.
I'm pretty sure he tagged a wall or had a spin

>>76716119
> McClaren, Woking, Surrey

My Local Team Desu :)

so is strollll good now?

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>>76721524
I doubt it.

What's the betting he sticks it in the barrier tomorrow morning and is >2secs slower than the Brazilian pensioner?

>>76721524
is he worse than joy lee and palm her?

>>76721577
fuck off son

joe & lee are abysmal, palmer is a worth gp2 champion.

he just needs to ditch the dead weight, and he'll show his talent.

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>>76720867
Why are you so angered by the presence of a half-black guy? Sad. I think it's probably because you're quite an insecure little man.

stroll will finish at least 6th

>>76721577
considering he's 18 and palm her is like 43, no

Also should I switch BOT and HUL for VET and OCO and have 1mil I can't spend or no?

>>76721675
>it's another you didn't mention Hamilton's race, but you're still a racist who hates him because he's black edition

In case you didn't notice, that post was targeted at you being a loser attention whore, not at Hamilton.
Also not going to reply to you after this, because that's what you want.

>>76721735

VET/OCO is much stronger than BOT/HUL

VET has significantly more points than BOT
OCO has significantly more points than HUL

HUL will beat PAL teammate in qualy for bonus points
BOT will lose to HAM teammate in qualy for bonus points

VET will beat RAI teammate in qualy for bonus points
OCO is a coin toss in qual to PER

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>>76721736
You're getting intensely butthurt at a particular driver, very very sad. You seem very frustrated over this. I bet it's because a black guy fucked your girlfriend... or at least, a girl that you fawned over but who never paid any attention to you. Lmao.

My prediction for the race:

1. HAM
2. BOT
3. RAI
4. VER
5. RIC
...
19. PAL
20. VET

>>76721577
Palmer has reached his maximum potential

Stroll, while slow and crashprone, is still only 18 and can develop a lot as a driver, like he did in his two F3 seasons; the first he was shit, the second season he greatly improved and stopped crashing.

But Stroll still should've taken at least a year in GP2 first.

Does anyone know which young driver program/academy has the produced the most drivers on the current grid and which drivers come from which program?

For example I had no idea Perez and Stroll came from Ferrari.

>>76721814
You're coming across as a short, skinny, feeble white manlet who masturbates to cuckolding porn because his girlfriend left him the moment he asked her "please babe, I want you to be fucked by a muscular strong black 90kg bull while I sit in the corner and tug on my gearknob"

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>>76721736

>>76721736
Also my intellectually challenged mate, let's be absolutely clear - I'm not bringing up race for the sake of it, I'm bringing it up because about 90% of /f1/ seems to despise Lewis for race alone.

If you don't then fine. I'm not accusing you of being racist. I was just wondering why you are so perturbed by the post I made. It's really not very uncommon for people on here to post things about their favourite drivers. Yet for me you seem to want to jump on any post like this.

I don't know if you're the same Australian every time, but it does seem to always be an Australian who is mega butthurt by any post I make. Interesting. Just deal with it mate, I'm still going to be coming back again and again. Sorry you get your knickers in a twist over it.

>>76722026
Nope, I just support the British driver, like I've said a billion times.

The fact that you see every black person as someone who's going to fuck your girlfriend says far more about you than it does about me. :^)

>Africans are quintessentially British
t. Hamilton fans

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>>76722054

Already there, m8.
His brand of butthurt is always obvious in the first half dozen words, so I immediately stop reading and hide his autism.

>>76722017
Hamilton, Vandoorne, Magnussen - McLaren
Vettel - BMW
Ricciardo, Verstappen, Sainz, Kvyat - Red Bull
Pérez, Räikkönen, Massa - Sauber
Grosjean, Ocon, Palmer - Lotus/Renault
Wehrlein - Mercedes
Bottas, Hülkenberg, Button - Williams
Alonso - Minardi
Ericsson - Brawn/Caterham
Giovinazzi, Stroll - Ferrari

>>76722119
good lad!

>>76716713

>Senna hotglued bergers credit cards

lol homofag

Oh fuck, the Dutch did something actually funny

https://streamable.com/ycekh

>>76722252
hate to ask for help from a toothpaste but can someone translate their babble

>>76722301
>Did you see the AMAZING performance of Max Verstappen in FP1 and FP2 today? Surely we should all vote him for dotd for that alone.

>>76722252
kek

Now thah currytits is gone, who is in charge?

>>76722560

Not even sure if joking.

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>>76722121
>Vettel - BMW
t. retard
Vettel landed in BMW thanks to Red Bull. Pic related is him as a test driver in 2006, RB colors in his helmet.

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Fucking casual pleb :D

>>76722121
>Minardi had a young driver program
>Caterham had a young driver program
>Brawn had a young driver program
>Sauber had a young driver program
>Ocon was a Renault junior instead of Mercedes
>Button was a Williams junior

WTF are you smoking m8?

>>76722879
>Sauber had a young driver program
They brought all of these debutantes into F1 (although Pérez was Ferrari junior, my mistake there), is that not what a young driver program is?
>Ocon was a Renault junior instead of Mercedes
He was in the Lotus junior programme before the Mercedes one. Only moved to Mercedes after Lotus owners stopped funding the team and everything turned to shit
>Button was a Williams junior
Apart from a one-off McLaren test, he was.

just woke up lads

Eid Mubarak

>>76723098
well allahu akbar and fuck you too, faggot

>>76723001
>is that not what a young driver program is?

Not really. Drivers are usually contracted to the teams program from a very young age (usually karting age) and are nurtured with the aim of making it to F1. They're a relatively recent thing hence why Alonso and Raikkonen were never really part of one and were probably scouted while in junior formula instead of already being directly contracted to a program.

Out of the current teams I think McLaren have the longest running academy and the other teams that have one are Ferrari, Red Bull, Renault and Mercedes. Idk if Williams have one though.

DON'T FORGET FORMULA KINO

>>76723001
This >>76723250

Massa and Kimi weren't part of any young driver programs before F1. Alonso was a Renault junior before F1 and only on "loan" to Minardi for one year.

>Apart from a one-off McLaren test, he was
The first contact between Button and Williams F1 team was for race seat for 2000.

By your retarded logic Schumacher was part of Jordan's junior team.

>>76722611
>German
>Joking
>Ever
Good one, Nowra

>>76722301
Ginger: Incredibly important news this week, and the first news of the week is that Monisha Poo-in-loo is gone [dutch quality titanic music] [unintelligible]

GvdG: Then we still have the pie, can we cut already or not?

Ginger: I'm okay with you cutting it.

GvdG: Then we will go through it like this [cutting]

Ginger: Straight through the mouth. Is she not allowed to have her own opinion?

GvdG: No, she's thad that enough [snickering - no not that type of snicker fat nick]

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>>76722252
based Giedo

>>76723250
>>76723342
Oh, I misunderstood the terminology then, I thought it was more encompassing like just developing the driver from a few years before they're ready for F1
Let me revise my list

>Hamilton - McLaren
>Vettel - Red Bull (also joined BMW junior team in 2003 or 04 through Formula BMW, tested for BMW Williams and then BMW Sauber)
>Bottas - Williams via ART
>RIC/VES/SAI/KVY - Red Bull
>Pérez - Ferrari via Carlos Slim money
>Ocon - Renault/Lotus via ART (he only joined Merc in 2015, joined Renault in early 2010 iirc and that became Lotus)
>Hülkenberg - Williams (since 2007)
>Grosjean - Renault
>Magnussen - McLaren
>Wehrlein - Mercedes
>Stroll - Ferrari via daddy's money
>Alonso - Minardi (since 1998, Adrian Campos got him F1 tests in Minardi then got him into F3000 and eventually F1. Only joined Renault's "development" program sometime in 2001 I think)
>Vandoorne - McLaren


>>76723342
>By your retarded logic Schumacher was part of Jordan's junior team.
Are you forgetting that Verstappen only joined Red Bull mid 2014?

>>76724147
>Are you forgetting that Verstappen only joined Red Bull mid 2014?

No. But he specifically joined their junior team.

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Remember when everybody expected Quick Nick to take Hakkinen's seat at McLaren and Benis just took Gimi instead? lol

>>76724486
wgaf

>>76724730
White people.

>>76724812
then guatbros post is clearly in the wrong thread
there are NO white people in /f1/

>>76724892
Stop nail biting.

>>76724892
Ok m8, I hate it has to be me, but someone has to tell you. You're clearly becoming the new Nick. Nobody gives a shit about your low quality baits and stupid posts explaining how much of a loser you are. Maybe a few toothpastes and a leaf will care but it's because being autists is printed in their DNAs. Please stop the unmeasured Ricciardo posting, the shitty attempt at being funny by talking about your friend-less nigger life or proceed to fuck off. Thanks.

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>>76725130
It's not bait if I'm serious or not trying to be funny
>>76724892 this was a shitpost though

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>>76725130
>becoming
lel, he has been since day 1

And on top of being a no-life loser like you described he is literally a AIDS Nigger Faggot

lmao

>>76725223
M8, I fucking love you and your Ricciposting but leave the shitposting to Strayans, they're actually funny, contrarian excluded.

@76715304 I'd prefer Bahamabro, toothpastes and even the hamilfag over your shitposts

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LITERALLY an AIDS Nigger FAGGOT

>>76725304
> AIDS Nigger Faggot
Is this confirmed? I mean AIDS Faggot parts.

>>76725913
no, but the br*zilian is dedicated, let him keep at it

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>>76722054
>>76722119
>>76722155
Imagine being this absolutely arse-blasted just because a half-black driver exists. Man. Well, good to know I can piss off some autists I guess.

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>>76725130
>>76725223

>>76725975
>>76725349
I take it back, monkey is better

>>76726062
I'm annoyed by me too, I just can't help but reply when someone wants to be a cunt.

Actually important poll this time.
Please vote.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13270435

>>76725913
As soon as he started posting his gay shit here I called him out for being a fag, at fist he tried ignored me but he confessed pretty quickly.

From there things just started to unravel.

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>>76726096
>being this triggered by a half-black driver
To be honest I think this will just make me post more.

>>76726094
You're the only real cunt though. You and the monkey, but monkeys being monkeys is no surprise at all.

>>76726214
>half black
Are you white washing him you bigot?

>>76726096
>worst /f1/ poster
>nigger brit
>contrarian aussie
>can only pick 1

this is really hard

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>>76726232
I'm just dishing it back to people who are cunts. I'm not trying to be a cunt to people who aren't cunts. I'm only trying to be a cunt to people who are cunts.

>>76726385
It's just factually true that he is half-black. Black dad, white mum.

>>76726551
>I'm just dishing it back to people who are cunts. I'm not trying to be a cunt to people who aren't cunts. I'm only trying to be a cunt to people who are cunts.

Pretty fucking gay.

>>76718079
if he was already going to crash why not just jab the throttle to spin the back end out instead of ramming it head first into the wall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe5aSn4OE9o
>Florsch isn't dead last
For shame.

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>>76721814
that pic was when lewis was a still a human being and not a fucking monkey

>>76723098
Eid is Monday, lad

>>76727110
That was just Ron Benis keeping him on a leash

stop replying to the hamilton autist

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Tell me why HAM fails to be good at street tracks.

http://www.auto-motor-und-sport.de/formel-1/trainingsanalyse-gp-aserbaidschan-2017-12186450.html
This looks like it is starting to have merit.

>>76727344
good lucking keeping Ferrari and Mercedes behind on that 2km long straight

Also good luck qualifying in front without dat strat mode 8

>>76727344
Based AMuS has become the best source for actual analysis nowadays

>>76726096
I actually like seeing Florsch around here

>>76720776
England was a mistake

>>76716112
how can one person be this perfect?

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>>76726760
Just like your faggot ass

>>76727226
Yeah you're right, that'll show him

>>76728739
>you now realise nico laughing at lewis, not with him

>>76727257
Well last year in Baku I think he just left it too late to set a good lap, a bit like Monaco this year when he was faffing around instead of just doing the best with what he had - as Valtteri did. I didn't watch much of the practices today but I gather he didn't set a lap on the supersoft because of the crashing incidents or something.

how many bongs until f2

>>76729465
>tfw no whenisfkinoon.com

>>76729465
2 bongs.

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this is a german in 2017

>>76729546
no that's my roblox character

>>76729546
Trve nordik aryan.