/f1/ - Formula 1 general - Based Newey edition

HAM will die

ASS

>three red flags in gp2 quali so far
lel

>>76713647
>Kubica to replace Palmer for Monza free practice
Are you memeing?

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friendly reminder

>>76713682
https://topgear.ie/2017/06/23/robert-kubica-to-replace-jolyon-palmer-on-friday-test-session-in-monza/

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*th for /team Flörsch/

FUCK I forgot about practice, what have I missed?

>>76712819
>Islamic State buys F1
>Honda engines for everyone

>>76713682
http://www.f1undercover.com/robert-kubica-set-replace-palmer-friday-test-session-monza/
>According to Topgear.ie sources they have said that Robert Kubica will replace the current Renault F1 team driver Jolyon Palmer during a Friday test session in Italy Monza.
>According to
>sources
idk lol maybe??

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how would /f1 defend against the pressurized cream maker threat?

Nigger

>>76713697
me too
and I won't see the FP2 since it's too hot and my air conditioner broke up

>>76713712
bulk buy NOS from your dentist instead

>>76713719
why does that stop you from watching FP2?

>>76713697
amx fastest
Perez in the wall, car taken to loo
Hamilton told Toto to fuck off over the radio

>commentator mentioning Leclerc's dad died
>Leclerc saying it will be nice for Jules to meet his dad

https://twitter.com/Charles_Leclerc/status/877194734170722305

>>76713730
>Hamilton told Toto to fuck off over the radio
¿Porqué?

>>76713745
I was memeing.
The other points are true though, including the loo part.

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>>76713738

>mfw religion

>>76713712
is it ok to still fap to her?
>>76713727
a part of me wants to go to the beach and see some real life butts and tits. The absence of an air conditioner is increasing this desire. I wish I had a gopro...What should I do? Baku seems pretty memeful

>>76713759
The bach will be there later. There won't be another FP2 fo rthe Azerbaijani Grand Prix for at least a year. The fact that you've even raised that question undermines the autism levels we've come to pride purselves on.

>>76713803
but what if I find the lady of my dreams, dressed with an 80s bikini, willing to make love with me while tenderly telling me she will keep baby, no responsibility, just today...?

>>76713837
Just go to the beach you greasy wop

>>76713749
thats miley cyrus

>this website

IMAGINE if this is true though, lel.

https://topgear.ie/2017/06/23/robert-kubica-to-replace-jolyon-palmer-on-friday-test-session-in-monza/

>>76713861

Nah, she isn't showing her vagina.

>>76713851
ok then. I'll go tomorrow morning and be right back for the quali

>>76713837
If she isn't watching Baku she isn't the lady of your dreams.

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>>76713885
this is not a bad point of view, but what if she had my same idea and she is right now at the beach?

>>76713927
Not dedicated, and therefore will probably cheat on you. Unless she watched EVERY single session don't even make eye contact. You have been warned.

>>76713759
Should I go celebrate midsummer with friends and family or should I stay inside to watch FP2?

taking a nap

>>76713948
Friends/family will be there later. There won't be another FP2 for the Azerbaijani Grand Prix for at least a year. The fact that you've even raised that question undermines the autism levels we've come to pride purselves on.

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>>76713945
>>76713975
you convinced me...I'll go next week

>>76713948
watch FP2, midsummer was Wednesday

>>76714007
What, and miss IMSA at Watkin's Glen, the Polish Rally, 12 hours of Imola, and MotoGP?

Fucking casual.

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>>76714080
Wednesday?
It's today.

>>76714110
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Summer_solstice

>>76714100
FUCK!!!
Is it still possible to rent hungarian and polish brides by mail?

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bakpill me on fp1

>>76714135
Ask >>76714146

>>76714110
>>76714080
>>76714128
https://youtu.be/du-TY1GUFGk

>>76714135
Ukrainians definitely

>>76714128
The holiday is today anyway.

>>76714165
I don't know
why the fuck would I order by mail I'll just go around and find one you lard ass cunt

>>76714191

*blocks you path*

>>76714193
yeet xD

>>76714191
how can this track be an F1 track and Motegi isn't?
>>76714203
let's hope they never get in EU or the magic will end

>>76714191
Well Done Baku

Anyone good at ffmpeg can tell me how to convert an m3u8 to mp4/webm?

Trying to make a webm of Perez's crash but F1 website changed their player so it outputs m3u8 rather than flv files now

>>76714287
https://cloudconvert.com/formats

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where do you guys get your info? any good twitter accounts to follow?

>>76714301
not supported

typical italian too lazy to be helpful

>>76714320
you're welcome

>>76714316
Michael Schmidt/Tobi Gruener
Adam Cooper

Avoid Autosport, they are owned by McLaren

>>76714316
Mostly here, plus GPToday and Motorsport.com for non-F1 news.

>>76714316
1. /r/formula1
2. /sp/

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>SkyF1 showing filler crap with Georgie

Fuck that's old

>>76714377
why is she so smug?

>>76714316
motortsport-magazin
motorsport-total
auto motor sport

>>76714377
don't tell me you wouldn't fuck ted slotover's tv wife

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what the fuck i thought it was thursday

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>>76714389

Because she knows about your little benis.

>feels bad man

>>76714401
Moar like Ted Slutlover LOLOLOLOL ;DDDD

>>76714406
>not knowing what day it is let alone what time
That's not like you, lad.

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>>76714401

m8, I'd fuck that hot little slut if she was on fire.

When is fp2

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>so tiny she makes Ant look like he's not a manlet

muh dick

>>76714447
couple of minutes

>>76714447
8

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so what really happended at the sauber team?

>>76714447
8bings

>>76714447
7.501 bings and 0 full days

>>76714460

>she will never make you wear her panties then call you a faggot

Why even live?

>>76714406
you skipped one day of your life

>>76714460
>still posting this old hag

anything noteworthy happen in FP1?

>>76714491
Perez hit Trump's wall

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>>76714491
Ricky exposed so nothing noteworthy

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>>76714491
Perez crashed

Here's a webm, no thanks to the Italian cunt

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>>76714491

Ricciardo got exposed, again.

>>76714491
Force India taken to loo.

Only 1 full day until the race, lads :)

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why is this allowed? how does Honda keep getting away with it

>>76714496
>>76714503
very nice
>>76714501
>>76714506
delete

>>76714520
What the fuck, since when is Alonso ahead of GIO THE NAZI?

how do I make the change of volume immediate in VLC?

>>76714544
delete system32

Massa's a big guy

>>76714544

If you want to mute, press M, if you want to lower, scroll wheel

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>>76714551

>>76714503

Penalty for FI when

>>76714565
>blocks your path

>>76714561
yeah but there is a delay in the change of the volume

does big john have a lead foot?

>>76714579
only happens in Ace player, not VLC though

>it's another SkyF1 defends Joe, Lee, and Palmer episode

>unless he's falling well short of expectations
>implying he isn't

fucking crofty REEEEEEE

I think I just came to that birds eye shot of Kvyat's TR

>It doesn't go into reverse

>>76714631
*drives reverse*

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>>76713948
>chosing FP2 over drinking large amounts of alcohol and dining on fresh potatoes, meatballs, pickled herring, hardbread, salmon etc. in the company of friends and family
Eru bög mannen? Hade jag inte jobbat hade jag vart ute i skärgården just nu.

>ALO 2nd

>>76714636
>16 HAM +8.061

what is wrong with these cunts

>>76714637
>having friends and family

fag

>front brakes not performing
d-don't die grosjean ;_;

>vetlel

Is Red Bull on top because everyone else fucks up?

>RB 1-2 again

>the absolute state of haas brakes

VET and GRO always out on turn 15

>Sky commentators shilling evil globalist soft drink company

>>76714651
^This

>>76714659
Im excited for a redbull 1, 2

>sky commentary
holy fuck

I can't figure that shit out man

If evens Ferrari and Mercs are sandbagging, odds they dun goofed.

If repeating integers RB 1+2

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>>76714677
WEW

stream wherere

>>76714677
DELETE THIS

Why all the problem for GRO while PAL does not have problems?

>>76714682
0fbb06614229ce37603767cfbd1439d4511354e4

>>76714677
What time is it?

>>76714677
>3 team race now
YES

>BOTTAS

Nice

>>76714666
>evil globalist soft drink company
>666
Confirmed.
What did they say anyway?

>>76714666
Dr Pepper is the undisputed GOAT
>>76714677
BASED

>>76714677
Good lad

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>>76714677
guddo

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>>76714651
>>76714667
>being so low energy you can't put in the minimum effort to maintain relationships with other humans

Did some perro take a caca on the track or what are the drivers doing?

Baku confirmed for good drivers killer

>>76714701
More of a Sprite guy, but I can agree with this

>>76714685
>PAL
meant MAG

>>76714700
>Nick asking what soft drink they were shilling
Crofty opened a can of Diet Coke and spilled it everywhere, the past five minutes of Sky commentary have just been him and Herbert spaghetti-ing over the spillage

>>76714677
Good job Germany

>>76714677
the track is so crazy only crazy VER can tame it

>>76714685

Because he's french

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>>76714709
>not spending all your spare energy shitposting and masturbating

based Force India, I smell another podium

>>76714726
also OCO has no problem so far. if repeating OCO P3

>>76714709
What the hell are you doing here? You don't belong here.

>>76714739
Only if one of the redbull's DNF's

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>>76714739
>yfw RB 1, 2, FI 3

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>>76714753

>>76714747
>4747
Oh man

I hope AMX bins it into the wall.

>>76714747
>4747

Mexicunt BTFO

Dubs for Perez on pole

Wtf I was too late to look but was that Perez again?

>>76714750
Been here longer than you fake nick

>>76714780
ye

>>76714719
>Crofty opened a can of Diet Coke and spilled it everywhere, the past five minutes of Sky commentary have just been him and Herbert spaghetti-ing over the spillage
Quality broadcasting. Although the Greek commentators said in Canada that Massa was Spanish.

How the fuck am I supposed to set my badger precitions based on this mess? I'll miss FP3 and quali

>>76714780
yes
mechanics faster than palmer

>>76714798

HAM
BOT
OCO

>>76714785
>>76714800
Damn what happened. Last year he was running some great laps.

>>76714823
Ocon is setting his Mexican ass on fire

>>76714780
Did he crash in FP2 as well?

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guys, what the fuck? every single ace stream does this. sound is perfect.

VET on super

>>76714636
HET IS ZIJN TIJD.

>massa on mediums
mindgames?

Mclaren confirmed 2nd best car by Bumble

seriously why is redbull so good again?

>>76714844
almost

>>76714853
Jos Verstappen had a very good talk with Christian Horner and Adrian Newey after the Canadian GP.

>blyat

>>76714853
Their car seems to be stable with their low drag setup while others struggle a bit with theirs

>>76714864
>beat up staff
>car now good
Alonso's getting the katana ready

>>76714709
>Being this insecure
Lel

>>76714864
>"Talk"

Yeah...I think he had the same kind of "talk" to them as the ones he had with Max whenever he failed.

>isis prisoner doing slave work

>>76714845
>Every single ace stream
It's your shit internet friendo

>be an f1 driver
>cant even get around corners

cut their pay

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HAM out again

WELL
DONE
BAKU

even a woman or a limp wristed faggot could do better than this

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WAS IT THE SUN

How many times has Vettel now fucked up a corner?

>Brakes smoke when you lock-up
Crofty never failing to be wrong at every opportunity

>>76714873
how do i spot a low drag setup? the cars seem to look the same most of the time

>>76714902
everything worked fine for FP1, sound doesn't buffer, connection is just fine. 100/10. what gives.

GIMI

>>76714934
look at the wing AoA

>>76714934
rear wing

>Ferrari stops sandbagging

>>76714798
VET
VET
VET
You'll probably get at least one of them.

>>76714941
No clue then

VETTEE

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>I actually believed we were having an RB 1-2

VEr again P1

AMX not having the ferrari fuckin shits

>>76714961
>>76714945
Tires warmed up to good temps

YOU
SHALL
NOT
PASS

>frog
>massa
>vettee

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>>76714952

>Stroll 4th

NO!

parking lot

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MEMETRACK

cool perspective for THICC impressions

AMX took a good sniff of VJ's cooch to set these amd times

shit track

I fucking love this track

>Palmer

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>PALMER

>it's a everyone goes off episode

>joe lee

RED

I wish palmer and grossjean would fuck off

fun weekend

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>tfw all this drama is just going to force Pirelli to lower tyre pressures, and lower pressures favour Ferrari

PALMER
A
L
M
E
R

>Joe Lee and palmer
KUB INCOMING

>that's Lance Stroll
still protecting Joe Lee and Palmer???

TRACTOR
CUNT

>dem muslim prayers

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>76715020

This is a lot funnier than it should be.

Its the sun again fkin crofty

>>76715032
Kek

>joe the lion palmer
>sun in his eyes

#BLESSED

>THE SUN GOT IN HIS EYES

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NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO

TRACTOR CUNT

>MUH SUN
Lmaaao this is just sad now

>some of you guys wanted to go outside or spend time with """loved ones"""".

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DED

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I love the light on this track at this time

>>76715062
Only the Swede-fag

>>76715050
He's fine m8

Now Joe Lee on the other hand.

>>76715068
THE SUNLIGHT HURTS MY EYES

>Croft going on about the sun still
>literally damage control for Lewis hitting the wall an entire year ago

And we though British Hamilton crybabby was bad because he cried about le Monaco Ferrari conspiracy for a week and a half.

>>76715068
Future so bright gotta put on my shades

You now remember that Perez and Magnussen drove for McLaren.

>>76715071
Nah, there was a wop who wanted to go to the beach too. Talked sone sense into him.

>>76715091
Mama-Mia!

>>76715091
You now remember that Kovalinen has more wins than both of them put together.

>>76715064
Does Kubica step in for Saturday then?

>>76715091
you now remember mclaren was actually good once

Memeku GP

>Do we need 'em

I missed free practice :(

>Even the ad breaks are for Hamilton
Fuck sky

>>76715091

You now remember that Perez was announced at McLaren for the next year in the middle of the season, and immediately started driving like a "win it or bin it" idiot and cost Sauber a ton of points.

Wtf I love Baku now

>>76715111
It's not even finished yet, my time-travelling friend.

>>76715121
oh thank christ

>>76715117
He was like this way before the seat became free, like in Malaysia '12

>>76715133
whos this cutie

What caused the red flag? Internet died again :DDDDD

any idea how much do they pay the girl that only job is to blow the whistle when a car is coming out the pit lane

QT

>>76715062
Turns out you can do both. The wonders of modern technology.

>red flag doesnt stop the clock
Explain this

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>>76715138

>>76715133
strange nose desu

>>76715139
joe lee and palmer tried to raid the castle

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>>76715138

She's the marshall that does team penis inspections

>tfw not a team member

>>76715139
Star killer base

>>76715154
>>76715133
I want a name

>>76715091
>you now remember Phillppe Alliot and Jan Magnussen drove for McLaren
>you now remember Stefan Johansson drove for McLaren and Ferrari yet won zero (0) races

>>76715163
it'll be a Jewish one

>>76715142
It's voluntary

>>76715142
Marshalls and the like ten to be voluntary. She gets to hang around F1 cars and see the race though.

>>76715163

Carmen Jorda

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bet crofty is having a wank right now

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>>76715155

>>76715138
>People asking for sauce for pitlane marshals
fucking toothpastes

What are thr chances that we will see a massive run off pile up in the race?

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:^)

>HUL and STR only drivers who haven't missed a corner yet

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>>76715207
>stroll is the future GOAT

Yellow tires noe

>>76715207
>Stroll a clean driver
What is going on

>>76715207
Has RIC missed one?

> POWER OF DREAMS

AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

>mcl3l

> K A P U T

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>he looks surprised

>engine
>engine
When is it not?

hahahaha

>Honda
This is unreal

rolling rolling rolling

>These marshalls

Fucking lel

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one of these days they're gonna push him too far

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> enjun enjun

NIPPONESE ENGINEERING PROWESS STRIKES AGAIN

lyl

>>76715247
S O O N

Fuck I love seeing karma finally paying back Alonso for years of being an utter cunt.

Alonso is going to completely lose it one of these days

>>76715253

Does that button read "engine"?

>>76715247
He should hire Jos Verstappen to be his personal dispute manager with Honda.

>GPnese engine

>That Honda qt

>>76715262
exec

>Alonso doesn't believe in divorce
>But has dated and dumped 200 different Russian models and Italian TV personalities

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exec

>>76715262
"seppuk"

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>Nando doesnt believe in divorce

Good lad, the pope would be proud

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porn

If I worked at honda I'd be booking mondays off real soon. Alonso is one step closer to the edge

GOD DAMNIT, HONDA!

No way Alonso finishes the season, right?

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>he doesn't even put the brake on and lets it roll away

>>76715288
cool

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Maybe GRO is just shit at breaking?

K Mag doesn't have these issue

>vettee

why is honda so utterly fucking shit

>>76715285
You keep posting pic related, I've held my tongue for so long but I have to tell you, he doesn't look anything like Alonso. Just stop, it's embarrassing.

>>76715297
Finishes what?
>his life?

>>76715298
>Put the brake on
Wut

>>76715292
>"LET ME OUT"

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>>76715310
>No :^)

>>76715292
>''SOMEBODY GET ME THROUGH THIS NIGHTMARE''

>>76715310
^This

>>76715319
THE POWERTRAIN I HAVE BECOME