/rug/

Chiefs to win SR

LFWRLABM

Official thread?

*stomach gurgles*

*farts*

*rumbles*

its almost test time lads

what do i get for dinner boys, i've barely eaten all day and i'm gonna get a take away

>>76711773
Lamb shanks with lamb lollipops for dessert

>>76711773
Get a green thai or red thai duck curry.

*wews*

Scotland

Feeling a bit fluey lads. Worried that I just got injected with autism rather than the flu vaccine this year.

based poomoa lads

>>76711814
>flu vaccine
Are you old and decrepit lad?

>>76711820
No, my work was offering it for free and I have an immunocompromised gf.

>>76711829
Unless you are on your last legs you should never get shots like that.

What was the shot called?

>>76711838
seasonal flu shots are common in civilised society lad

>>76711829
why's she immunocompromised

Rugger.

rubgy

is

>>76711905
Delete this post right now.

>>76711825
Will they be able to handle him?

>>76711838
>What was the shot called?

The flu vaccine...

Jesus try to keep up.

>>76711870
Treatment for an autoimmune disease.

>>76711829
Don't give her AIDS lad. Could be fatal

wales

samoa?

>>76712010
Hopefully.

>>76712010
I barely knew her!

>>76711741
elite rugby knowledge

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>>76711722
>Wales almost getting beat by Samoa
My wew detectors are off the charts!

Waking up now. How was Cymru x Samoa?

>>76712305
woeful on both sides

wales clinched it

>>76712305
samoa lost barely, wales played like shite

Apparently a nice damage control from Samoa after being run over by NZ. Score?

>>76712365
17-19 to Wales

>>76712394
Thanks

>>76712401
no problemo homo

>>76711722
Canada x US of A is WCQ playoff. 1st leg. Who win shall get Americas 1 slot and loser shall play against Uruguay for Americas 2 one (scheduled for january and february).

>>76712463
this isn't me

I have literally no idea what to get to eat

>>76712487
go shoot a lion and eat that

>>76712487
boer food

>>76712487
Eat an albino.
Fills you up and kills the AIDS.

>>76712487
Nandos.
Hot burger with wedges extra pineapple and a slice of cheese + a hot 1/4 chicken leg

>>76712487
bean and rice

>>76712487
Eat a dick.

>>76712487
yeah mate

*pisses on you*

>>76712487
road kill

*start being myself*
*start drowning in pussy*

whoa....

>>76712654
its that simple mate

So, predictions for tomorrow lads?

>>Scenario 1
BIL applies their successful formula against the Chiefs and Maori by putting in a rock solid defence. 3x3 table goes on for 65 minutes before the Lions stamina gives out and the ABs unleash their attack to win with 3 tries to 1.

>>Scenario 2
The BIL gel and peak at just the right time to put on a near perfect performance to defeat a rusty All Blacks with 4 tries to 3

>>Scenario 3
Eden Park Voodoo strikes and the Lions drop their collective balls entirely. All Black cruise to a comfortable victory with 5 tries to 1.

>>76712716
Tldr we'll win

>>76712716
lions try their regular routine of shit stirring, irking around and hoping to get a rise out of AB's. AB react but snap quickly back to footy everytime, and quicker than what the lions hope for. lions start making more mistakes and every small mistake is jumped on by the AB's for a 2 try win.

>>76712716
Sam Cane gets a yellow.

>>76712716
It's the only watchable game before French refs destroy the last 2 tests.

>>76712716
tough first 20 with the first try being scored in the 30s

lions hold out for the rest of the half then the flood gates open after the half

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>>76712750
>blaming french refs

getting the urge to fuck a korean again lads

>>76712716
All Blacks let the Lions have 60% possession. Four tries to one.

>>76712787
>commenting without understanding

>>76712716

>Sam Cane gets yellowed
>Reiko Ioane scores the first try
>AB's score 7 tries
>ALB named man of the match
>Cruden gets injured

Prove me wrong /rug/

French refs are literally the most cancerous thing to ever happen to rugby as a sport

>>76712827
*blows whistle8

>>76712827
*misses forward pass*

>>76712827

Imagine if the Umpire's boat in Bermuda on Sunday was entirely French.

>>76712825
>coming off the bench
>man of the match
it'll go to read for heroically playing with a broken thumb and doing little else

>>76712716
sonny bill scores a try and then dabs towards mecca

>>76712825
>MOTM off the bench
Found the casual lads.

>>76712827
But what about Wayne Barnes?

>>76712827
*Allows the Lions to be 5m offside*

>>76712787
>tackler doesn't roll away
>ref says advantage
>offside
>blocking
>offside again
>tackler doesn't roll away again
>player pests around the ruck offside and forces a knock on off the half back
*ref blows the whistle*
>Chiefs knock on lions scrum

>this isn't the shitty French refs fault
Please explain how that wasn't the most refballed game ever huebro
French refs also tend to like the sound of their own voice and whistle and it puts off the more flowing free style of SH rugby so of course we don't like French refs

>>76712827
*inconsistently refs*

Gonna claim the 500th post in the /cric/ thread for Rugby lads, wish me luck

*watches ball fly into the lineout crooked*

all good play on

>>76712827
*awards penalty try*

>>76712965
you lost m8 but rugby won in the end

>>76712946
Only kiwi casuals hate Barnes now. How can you not love this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EV-aM3j0kg

>>76712959
Don't forget about the Crusaders game lad. Pretty much all of what you just said could apply to that too.

>>76712965
Beat you to it mate
>76712980

Which one of you fuckers stole my thunder?

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Imagine being a Saffa

Imagine being a phone poster.

>>76712959
NZ rugby is too habitued with loose interpretations of Laws of Game and struggle when any refereeing with stricter interpretations

Imagine posting on /cric/.

>>76713038
Based favela man

>>76713038
Get a load of this guy

>>76712870
crotty goes down early if god is merciful

>>76713049
>not bullying /cric/
Spotted the freshie

>>76713076
But you're the schmuck who gets BTFO by cric on a regular basis.

>>76713038
you cant argue that compared to gardner the french referees were awfully inconsistent

>>76712991
I enjoy seeing Dylan Hartley getting his comeuppance, but Wayne Barnes is fastidious as hell

>>76713076
Xposed
p
o
s
e
d

Welsh are up

>schmuck

>>76713038
>stricter interpretations
Those Frenchies let the Lions get away with a shit ton. They're as far from strict as you can get.

*flushes again*

just did a big one, won't stay down

Just took a massive Welsh.

lads my welshman flushed itself before i could get him into the lions

what the fuck do i do? gatland will be furious

>>76713076
t. Gets bullied on /cric/ and /rug/

*dabs to the left*

Just dropped a massive South African Rugby lads

*dabs to the right*

>>76713133
black, smelly and uneducated

>>76713032
It was blocked on the work network and I wanted to keep posting while fucking around making money. Now I only phone post because I can post while watching TV or cooking or taking a shit. Clover is a pretty great app as well.

>>76713143
Why're you describing yourself to me lad?

*dabs in the morning*

>>76713157
C-can you stop that please

*doesnt dab*

Leões' tours should try neutral referees (from Tier 2 nations or Tier 1 periferies)

*dabs all through the night*

at this rate we'll be using that other thread by morning with all this dabbing going on

>>76713153
I think he's describing the average Reds fan

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>Reds score
>PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

*chucks spear*

>>76713161
*dabs aggressively*

>>76713180
More like your average Sooth Ufrican man

*dabs while fidget spinning*

>>76713182
Thank you for proving my point

Carmella could you please cuck my shit up with no survivors in the house tonight?

>>76713182
>Lions tour DVD
>It ain't me starts playing

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2017/jun/22/warren-gatland-all-blacks-first-test-lions

>people think he will coach the ABs

>>76713220
Watch it, Kiwi. Or I will snatch every motherfucker birthday

>>76711722
Hi all, can we just calm it with the dabs please? I've got a slight allergy to them, thanks in advance

>>76713224
The worst thing is even Steve Tew thinks it might happen:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/international/93542886/warren-gatland-could-succeed-steve-hansen-as-all-blacks-coach-says-steve-tew

God fucking help us if Gatlandball poisons the ABs

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>>76713233
Watch it, pommy

>>76713243
*dabs for disabilities*

>>76713224
>thinks the bench is weaker the normal
???????????????????????????????

the ONLY spot that doesnt have a world class all blacks starter is hooker

>>76713256
Pls

>>76713224
>There are posters in this thread right now that weren't alive the last time the AB'S were beaten at Eden Park

>>76713266
you're lying, people that young don't exist

>>76713266
>1994
just made it lads

>>76713266
Itoje wasn't born when that happened

yeah i was born in 1993, so what??

rugby is gay

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>kiwis blaming refs
devilish

>>76713446
just french ones
we have a special hatred for the frogs

>>76713446
>kiwis saying the same refs they have said are shit for almost a decade now are still shot
>somehow devilish
Explain

>>76713182
>blues kick penalty
>I GOT A FEELIN'
>THAT TONIGHTS GONNA BE A GOOD NIGHT

>>76713543
>Crusaders score a try
>Blur - Song 2 EVERY FUCKING TIME

>reds penalty
>MM BONKERS

>>76713460
When you have a ref perform like Joubert did in the 2011 final, you have no right to complain about refs.

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>injury break
>darude sandstorm

How is "No era penal" in maori?

Why are Brits so eternally ass ravished by kiwis?

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11881272

>>76713596
>this one time a ref did x for you so you can't complain about the 80 minutes of blatant favouritism in 7 straight games in a row
Please explain

>>76713621
might take a shit on their campervan

>>76713596
ABNZers are quick to forget that Jew Bear fucked the ABs over in that final too. He's usually a decent ref but tends to shit the bed on big matches like the Australia-Scotland QF in 2015.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FQkwYfqDnU

>>76713596
found the scott

>>76713644
>scott
NZ education smdh

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>>76713882
nah m8 this is a pic of him

>>76713224
Why not?
>Shit Kiwi coach fucks it up for Wales and does shit
>Gets AB job and wins everything lol

Gatters may be shit but he did a better Wales job than Hansen

Threadly reminder
Wales was a mistake

>>76713952
chi beth?

>>76713933
Master troll XD

A-wim-away
A-wim-away
A-wim-away
A-wim-away

In the shire, the hobbit shire, the Lions sleep tonight
When they wake, the earth will quake, as they make the AB's look shite

A-wim-away
A-wim-away
A-wim-away
A-wim-away

>>76713933
How has Wales in the last 10 years been anything other than complete shite?

>>76713992
They are shite, just not 12 test defeats in a row and wooden spoon in the 6N shite.

Hansen only had a 33.33% win rate for Wales.

>>76713933
Gatland's a great coach and so is Hansen

Gatland seems like to much of an obnoxious cunt now to run the AB's. In general nobody likes him here. I think Joe Schmidt has a much better reputation. Even Rennie would be better after a few more years.

>>76713991
BASED

>>76713038
bitchie mccheat made a living off it

>>76713991
Underrated

>>76713038
most refs who enforce strict rules are usually just punishing the team that is playing flowing running rugby because they can't keep up with the speed of the game.

They don't want to run with the increased pace of SH games. It's laziness and should be called out. Euro refs aren't fit to referee SH games at test level. Or even Super rugby level.

>>76714273
elite and muscular post lad

>>76714273
kek super rugby refs lets any old shit pass, scrum reffing is non-existent down there.

Based Nige should be reffing all 3 tests 2bh.

>>76714426
this

Based Poite should be reffing all 3 tests and it should be raining 2bh.

>>76714324
Euro refs try to slow down and stop the game at all costs to get a rest.

Might as well play american handegg

>>76711825
tattoos are HARAM in islam

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>>76714502
There's a difference between enforcing the rules and letting anything go because muhhh flow.

>fiji are in the top 10
>italy are 15th behind samoa and fucking tonga
state of our rankings lads

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They say football is a gentlemen's game played by hooligans and rugby is a hooligan's game played by gentlemen, but you know what I realized?

I just like to throw and catch the rugby ball.
Caspere knew this.

>>76714538
Hard to reason with a nation that doesn't really understand rugby or win very often I suppose.

Your refs are the reason why your players aren't fit enough at test level. I'm trying to change your perception here but I guess I enjoy being vastly inferior.

>>76714591
be here saturday

>>76714600
It's Saturday now. I am here.

>>76714606
stay there

>>76714615
Thanks, I will

Mako Vunipola, Alun-Wyn Jones, Owen Farrell, Johnny Sexton, Sam Warburton and Leigh Halfpenny are the only players in the matchday 23 who were also in the matchday 23 of the first test against Australia in 2013

>>76714618
oh, and Jonathan Davies

1 sleep to go!
I'm going to bed now so it comes quicker

warming up my shoulders for the dabs tomorrow night lads

>Scotties claiming they don't care about their no lions representation because they'll win the 6N next year

My sides

>muh first win over Wales in 10 years

warming up the dabs for tomorrow night lads

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>>76711722
Is he the one?

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>>76715866
>the phonecall that saved the lions

*successive dabs*

Really, really hope Jamie Roberts never plays for Wales again
He's just shitting up the team at this point

>>76716133
30 caps of Henson > 100 caps of Roberts

>>76713992
World cup semi, inches away from a final
Two lambs and a 6N
ejecting England from their own WC
we've been alright

>>76716174
You almost lost to Samoa lad don't kid yourself

>>76716174
Your record against the SH 3 in the past 10 years is 36-3

>>76716395
>more grand slams in the last 9 years than Ireland has ever

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what do you guys think of some of these jersey concepts I was toying around with?

p-please no bully...

>>76716775
...Good try, lad.

>>76716775
I like the Georgia one they should hire you

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>>76716475
>measuring yourself against Ireland

Flattering as always.

>>76711722
...*dabs n wews*

>>76716775
i enjoy them

>>76716990
You do realise that he is unironically in a trash bin right?
And you posted your man as actual trash with pride?

>>76717818
>rhys ruddock
>ireland's man
oh sweetie

>>76712847
They'd probably sink us.

>>76714436
>>76714426
He has not and never will referee a Lions game.

Placed a cheeky little bet on Fiji beating Scotland

I know it's early but let's celebrate our lions win.

>wales players with sickness bug during samoa game
>travelling to the pacific islands for rugby
>ever

>>76719134
*dabs in English*

South Africa > New Zealand > Brazil >>> Australia >>> Ireland > UK >>> USA

The objectively correct power rankings for /rug/posters at the moment

>>76719461
*wews at you*

>>76719461
RATTLED

>>76719461
Swap New Zealand and South Africa and its perfect, in my opinion

>>76719829
See this is why your #1
I would say there is a 3/4 way tie for first then that order in general.
You/Brazilbro/the few good kiwis/the not delusional Brits are all pretty good

>expect rugby talk
>gay orgy between NZ and SA

*wakes up*

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What are some games where the bad guys finally lose?
NZ v France 2007 comes to mind.
NZ v Ireland 2016 also comes to mind.

Should a dab be added to the end of the haka?
y/n

>>76720456
Scotland vs Wales 2017

>>76720456
SA v Japan 2015

>>76720456
super rugby final 2014

>>76720456
NZ vs SA 2008

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmIulhMWc-o

>>76720456
Clermont vs Toulon 2017
Leinster vs Scarlets 2017

>>76720722
and the 2015 final

>>76720456
2015 RWC pool A

in less than 12 hours, domestic violence in nz will rise by 3000%

>>76712827
Nah m8, that's Richie McCaw

Cannot WAIT to shitpost these UK posters into OBLIVION come tonight

The Irish have it bad enough as it is, so I will leave those plebs alone

>>76721474
>we're a sailing nation bru

>>76721740
You'll be 1-0 down in the series though.

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>>76713248
Plz happen.

>>76721887

Lmao

Come back here in 12 hours and we'll discuss your delusions

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>yfw NZ posters, media and coaches reeeeeeeeee about offsides

>>76720456
Everybody who beats Clermont in finals

>>76722028
Would you be okay with the Lions winning by being frequently offside and not getting pinged for it?

>>76722051
Were you happy winning during the mccaw era?

Gonna watch the Lion King before bed then wake up and watch the Lions Kings destroy the peewees. Night lads.

>>76722078
Answer the question please.

>>76722078

Ahahaha
Muh-Muh mccheat

>>76722078
BTFO

>>76722093
If the replays, refs and rotw sees it isn't then yup. Though expecting this first test to be less about that and more about NZ thuggery

>>76722120
Yeah, I don't even think that the Lions have been majorly offside in the tour so far in the first place. Only discipline issues I've had with them are lying down in the ruck and generally being dickheads around lineout time.

But you can expect the ABs to smash upfront for a good portion of the match, it's their go-to tactic in big games. Let the opposition have the ball and get bashed in tackles, then score quick bursts of tries in twos from fifty minutes on.

>complains about the crowd booing the kicker
>yells nonsense during the opposition line out

Lol

>>76722182
>>76722182
Like in dublin when canes nearly beheaded someone. Yeah, the first 40mins is going to be brutal

>the virgin turnover
>the chad pilfer
what's the difference, /rug/?

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>>76722288
You mean this game?

>>76722323
based sexton minimizing whiplash related injuries for barrett

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>>76722323
Yeah, doesn't look as bad now from what the Irish press made of it

>>76722553
HE

>>76722553
The problem is that all the replays in the media only showed footage from after the Irish player was bounced off. If he'd stayed on the same path Cane probably would have made more normal contact.

Fuck Sam Cane, though. He is a thug.

>>76722310
Virgin Turnover
>never commits fully in case of injury
>constantly aware of where his genitals are and where everyone elses are
>head down not making eye contact
>quietly walks away after turnover

Chad Pilfer
>commits 100% even if it means his knees explode
>genitals firmly pressed against other players
>head up looking at the opposition as they try to take his head off
>stands up smacks multiple players on the ass (sometimes not even his own teammates) after the pilfer

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>that samoan version of the welsh national anthem

>>76721740
The Irish here are also pretty anti the lions tour so the regular lads are alright in my book.

>>76722120
t. His guys literally start a fight every time a scrum doesn't go their way
One of the teams is 100% thugs, and spoilers it isn't the AB's

>>76722609
Virgin turnover
>enters through the gate
>stays on feet
>leaves it when ref tells him to
Chad pilfer
>enters from side
>on one knee but still teabags tackled player
>never leaves it when ref tells him to but has never been pinged

>>76722712
Link?

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>>76712469
Two muscular Irishmen, and more importantly, former Connacht players at 10 going head to head in that game. Should be an absolutely top quality game.

HE COULD DIOID

who is getting btfo tonight, lads?

>>76722947
Hopefully Cane has a career ending shoulder dislocation

>>76722832
http://www.walesonline.co.uk/sport/rugby/rugby-news/four-samoan-men-sang-welsh-13230804

>>76722947
The Lions team are all pretty abrasive, no major candidates for doying apart from maybe Sexton on the bench. Halfpenny has a habit of HEEMing himself to make try saving tackles though, so I wouldn't be surprised if that happened.

Bet Dane coles is gutted his head is fucked

>>76722947
>>76723008
MURRAY
U
R
R
A
Y

Also I hope Te'o wears his armcast™
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHYl3WqVGlo

>>76723031
>gets a rib injury
>ends up sidelined for the season with concussion symptoms without having a head clash
Fun times 2bh

>>76722947
You mean tomorrow morning? Peyper's in charge, so probably half the team.

All Blacks will likely aim cheap shots at O'Brien because he's the only player whose name most of them can remember. Next in line will probably be Murray, given he's one of the only Lions better than his opposite number, followed by Farrell, because he's just getting over an injury. After that it's anyone's guess.

>>76722973
hopefully he smashes his shoulder into connor murrays head

better not be no frog TMOs or touch judges

I'm going to be watching the game with my dad

How about you guys :)

>>76722947
I genuinely think NZ will go in heavy on everyone at about 70 mins when it's becoming clear they're gonna lose. They simply do no like it up them.

>>76722985
Thanks

>>76723201
Me and a few burly lions lads are watching it with your mum

I'll pay $100 a scalp for this family lads

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11881272

>>76723225

Tell her I say hello

>>76723231

Lmao
They're absolutely furious

anyone know where i can watch this in united states television? i want to watch with my dad

>>76722712
>>76722985
>go on a wee binge watch of various videos of the welsh anthem, again

Why is our anthem so shit, lads?

>>76711722
*dabs profusely*

Love you all lads

>>76723211
KEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>76723295

Would actually prefer if they dropped the English all together and had a tight little Maori version lel

>>76723211
And then it continues until about 5 minutes after the game, at which point they switch over to "better for rugby", "4 nations needed to beat one" and "good game lion, see you next week ;)".

Fuck, they'll even try to seem magnanimous.

>>76723341
Are you laughing or trying to pronounce 'kick'

>>76723449

Lmao

Did you two think of these, holding your pillows, just before you went to sleep

*wouldn't it be nice*

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I like samoan anthem. Wales should try a version in samoan of your anthem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybOFE0T5V-U

>>76723293
Google 'sky one stream'

Wouldn't mind dropping a game to the loins, just not at eden park

Was literally 2 the last time they lost there kek

>>76723477
Seeing as your predictions are always retarded, what score are you going for this time?

>>76723562
>implying retard
Aotearoa 26-16 Leões

>>76723201
Same, but with my dad instead of yours.

Kapa o Pango™ tonight :)

>>76722120
>NZ thuggery

the lions have been thugs the entire tour kek, they start fights every game and have had several cards for dangerous tackling

>>76723616
Based hue cursing the ABs

Tena koe, Kangaroo How are you, Kangaroo
Tupoto koe, Kangaroo! You look out, Kangaroo!
Niu Tireni tenei haere nei New Zealand is invading you
Au Au Aue a! Woe woe woe to you!

did anyone else learn tutira mai at primary school

>>76723757
oe

>>76723757

Yep

Only remember the first few lines

Lame they're trying to push it here,though kek

We just can't sing like English fans, without it being gay

>>76723802
i can remember pretty much the whole song, but yeah it's pretty weird they're pushing it for this tour

*sings tuitra mai*

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I won't be watching the game, I have to go to dinner with the gf and some friends

>>76723861
wow you really are the worst

Would've loved to have eaten a moa

>>76723901

Maori took enough of a break from eating each other to eat them out of existence so I imagine they must have been pretty tasty.

>>76723861
>gf

Your left hand doesn't count tbqh

>>76723901
At least you can still drink moa

Statschink should be first on the chopping block

http://www.newshub.co.nz/home/politics/2017/06/execute-chinese-drug-dealers-harawira.html

>>76724013
actually a good brand

Fuck lads I am too hyped for this, wish it wasn't at bloody 8am mind, will probably only get 3/4 hours sleep

>>76724062
Go to bed earlier dumb NEET.

>>76724062
Don't complain lad we'll be right there with you

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>>76724051

oi mums going to the shops lads, you boys need anything for tonight??

>>76724230
pick us up a thing of big m will ya lad

>>76724230
Pick me up a drum of kero please. And some Extra, strawberry flavour.

>nz small scale brewery makes a good beer
>people like it
>lion buys out the brewery and make them scale their operation
>beer turns to shit
Rinse and repeat. With different breweries and different corporations buying them out.

>>76724230
Might need a Full Eighty™ to get through the whole game.

>>76724230
Nah I'm good, I'm going out to dinner with the gf.

>>76724230
black liquorice, speights, bluebird thick cut ready salted and whittakers peanut slabs

>>76724230
Just some L&P thanks. A box of the cans not a bottle.

>>76724230
Mugunzá, canjica, pamonha, toasted peanuts and milk cake. It's St. John night here.

Also bring two cans of Pitú.

Richie is looking pretty good lads

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11881013

just watched the latest dbz abridged, ama

>>76724768
Holy shit they still make that? Autism truly is a super power.

Possums keep eating my plants lads, what should I do?

>>76724230
Lots of Pork scratchings and Obolon (Oбoлoнь) or Baltika (Бaлтикa), gotta be the strong one though. Stuff that's 7%+

>>76725475
ruskie?

>>76725647
Obolon' is ukrainian and Baltika is russian

where's a good pub in auckland to go to for the game, preferably somewhere near onehunga/royal oak

>>76725647
Recent Slavic beer convert.

>>76725692
Lions Den for the bants m8

https://twitter.com/lionsofficial/status/878417411581530113

>>76725973
t. The disappointment lounge

>>76712716
Lions try to slow the game down, defend aggressively, offside for 80% of the time, spilling over the top of the ruck, reliant on the maul.
Gonna be a real battle but the AB forwards should come out on top and the Lions won't have a (successful) plan b

What you uglies drinking tonight? I got a box of peroni, a renaissance gold bullion rigger and a bottle of irongate babich chardonnay

>>76726642
Probably Kingfisher strong because I cannot find any Slavic beer for the life of me

Akira and Rieko still sleep in their mums house in the same room.

http://www.newstalkzb.co.nz/on-air/veitch-on-sport/audio/sandra-ioane-how-a-lions-fan-ended-up-sleeping-on-reiko-and-akira-ioanes-bedroom-floor/

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>>76726767
>so how did you feel when you found out your youngest was chosen to be an all black?
>ragh agh mate I'm bloody rippa, just rippa

Fucking top kek

lots of good /nrl/ memes here

Anyone watching Fiji v Scotland?

>>76726944
Lol.

>>76726910
Name 7

*practice dabs*

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/sail/ general

>>76727480
nice mate how'd that one feel?

>>76727644

Good mate, getting some really nice angles going, so come game time I'll be fully rested and match fit.