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Pakistan Vs India Head 2 Head
ODIs 73 52
Tests 13 9
Hockey 79 52
Squash 39 14
Kabaddi 56 21
# Pakistan_zindabad

>>76710989
Scotland and PNG have waited too long for test status

>based blofeld retiring

;_;

Amir is literally the best bowler currently.

how is this still a thing

>>76712451
kek

>>76713939
im well aware of the stats young casual
they shall mean nowt when amir gets in full swing

>>76712265
>number 11
>>76712484
>not being able to spot an elite bowler

>>76714013
>>76714002
'no'

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>>76710989
>tfw i made that image

Cricket in Brittany.

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What went wrong?

>>76712451
amir is the greatest bowler since malcolm marshall
but hes probably a little bit better than him

>>76714159
i was a little overzealous with my predictions, just wait tho

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How can one the so-called suppository of all cricket knowledge since 2003 have such shit ""opinions""

>>76714267
kek

tfw no mithali raj gf

>2.5 millions afghans in iran

soon lads

I'm getting very sick of all the anti-Amir contrarians

Now that statscunt and gateNEET have killed themselves, the only reason I have to return to /cric/ is to ruthlessly expose the balding Amirfag and his casualbombs.

He is the Wikipedia of cricket punditry. Filled with useless and unreliable information that is entirely worthless in the company of people with muscular cricket brains.

I have probably less than 10% of the useless statistical knowledge that he has and yet I have a knowledge and understanding of the sport that he can only dream of.

>>76714329
I hate the legislative branch so god damn much.

I hope you chaps will all be tuning in for the opening match of the women's world cup tomorrow

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>>76714347
glorious

>>76714352
>Implying im a statsbabby
please

>>76714352
some of his opinions are laughable for a so called expert
and i guess the suppository of all cricket knowledge stuff from nonbrit flags is supposed to be ironic

>>76714382
same

A suppository is a solid dosage form that is inserted into the rectum (rectal suppository), vagina (vaginal suppository) or urethra (urethral suppository), where it dissolves or melts and exerts local or systemic effects. Suppositories are used to deliver both systemically and locally acting medications.

>>76714440
Alright clever clogs calm down

>>76714431
youre clearly just a seething brown fraudwin fanboy

sad

>>76714450
they weren't related to ashlose though
that's just the impression i remember from reading your posts

>>76712451
You misspelled Hassan

>>76714463
name a single thing you disagree with rajesh

>>76714528
that isn't the leftovers
>>76714499
hassan and amir are literally the new waqar and wasim
>>76714472
'no'

>>76714352
but /cric/ would lose '''literally''' half of its posts

hassan ali's dad looks patrician as fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HC_FcMtjdUg

>>76714582
t.brainlet

>>76714616
i refuse to watch this because of what a meme it is

who /loosecannon/ here

>>76714706
the absolute extent of your reddit posts lads
youre now redditlad

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>basically you can't consider yourself to be anything but clinically retarded if you don't accept that Mulholland Drive is the greatest movie ever made

no other films touch either synecdoche, new york
or interstellar

two greatest films ever

>>76714828
t.brainlet

>>76714851
reddit

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>basically you can't consider yourself to be anything but clinically retarded if you don't accept that Mulholland Drive is the greatest movie ever made

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what do you reckon based billy bowden's favourite film is?

>>76714893
no that was quite shit
but interstellar is a modern triumph
a rare gem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G9qt2I275M

@3:17
'phillip hughes have been in me'
what did he mean by this?

'i wouldnt mind dying in the cricket field'

reminder trevor gripper is a forgotten hero

Reminder that KL Rahul is the best ODI batsman that India have.

a full strength amir would make KL rahul look silly

friendly reminder sri lanka will rise again

>not putting your life savings on an english WHITEwash this summer

cant get into facebook, i think theresa may has hacked me lads
i'm on the elite cricketing truthbomber list

>>76714820
>interstellar
kek you cannot be serious

>>76715591
my elite trush would run rings around you

Cricket in Brittany. Cricket in Patagonia. Cricket in Iraq. Cricket in British Antartica. Cricket in Brazil. Cricket on the Kuril Islands. Cricket in Indonesia. Cricket in Philadelphia. Cricket on Crete. Cricket in Central African Republic.

cricket in ireland. cricket in japan. cricket in Kazakhstan. cricket in chile. cricket in the phillipines. cricket in siberia. cricket in syria. cricket in colombia. cricket on north sentinal island. cricket in malawi. cricket on sark

Cricket in my ass

>>76715627
youre literally just not intelligent enough to fully appreciate it

Was Sachin Tendulkar overrated?

Is Steve smoth best batsman in the world?

>>76715852
mohammam yousuf>rahul dravid

yousuf is the 4th best batsman off all time after ponting, lara and chanderpaul

>>76714066
lies it was me
i still have the pdf

>>76715964
based

mohammad yousuf is the greatest, most pure technician of all time

>>76716044
poor man's mo yousuf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7zk6DfttFo

love australian ads

>>76715980
the shining

david lynch is a fraud

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thoughts?

It's fair to say I would trek at night from one side of Kiev to the other, with pro-russian insignia tatooed across every inch of my naked body, to meet the lesbian librarian from the dark third for a candelit dinnner at a downmarket english restaurant, if only it meant I could bury my face against emily ratajkoski's backside for the duration of a test match

>>76716260
would sniff/10

why the fuck is there no gin left in my house

>>76715947
yes

>>76715844
tendulkar was terrible

Is Plunkett handsome?

reckon tom curran is the next le english average just under 30 get the job done fast bowler. will probably end up with a few hundred wickets but no one will care

>>76716776
yes, he has strong anglo genes

I haven't posted in /cric/ in months it seems. I pretty much missed the entire champions trophy and IPLeL. What was the meme of those tournaments?

tell me about redditlad

why does he visit reddit?

>>76716918
Feel like he's the type of bowler who never takes a wicket with a good ball.

>>76717035
reminder i called a pakistan victory after they beat south africa, no team was scoring many runs against them because they had one over every batting line-up

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Is Liam Dawson related to Dudley "booger" Dawson from the revenge of the nerds?

>>76717051
I'm already bored of your gimmick... sigh

Besides cancerlad who are some of the newer poosonalities of /cric/? I've been away for a bit

>>76717240
>sam absolutely pleading for relevance
sad

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>yfw da bear wins da 50b owl

reminder i know more about cricket than any of you
i probably know more about cricket than all but i would say about a handful of people in the whole world

and thats perhaps a little self-critical

when will the bumble meme end?

fuck sake 3 dropped catches

>both teams have a half lineup of literal who's
why should I care about T20 again?

cannot even fathom for the life of me for a single second what kind of horrid human traits would encourage someone to watch a 20/20

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>>76717902
attention deficit disorder Tbh

Nice """""English""""" accent

bottle of vodka i bought from tescos had a leaky top and the whole thing went onto my car, giving the lads a lift to cricket tomorrow and my car stinks of it reckon they are gonna think im a right alchie hahahaha

Lad you should drive around with a bottle of mouthwash and a container of cologne in case you get pulled over by a cop and never agree to a sobriety test

>>76718025
>2017
>not being an alchy
CANNOT even fathom

>>76718025
this is a thoroughly terrible post

Is it scary living in Bongistan right now because of the snackbars?

>>76718355
yes

who you tipping for wimbledon lads?

>>76718404
Stan for the career major

>>76718404
Kyrgios

Is Wimbledon the only sporting event that rivals test cricket for comfiness?
I'd also put the Master's and other golf majors in that category

>>76718423
Wow I hadn't actually thought about wawrinka, you might be on to something there, trouble is he has never really done that well on grass,maybe in the 2nd week he could do some damage. I rate his chances over nadal's tho, only casuals reckon he will win. My tips are- 1. andy murray 2. mo amir 3. roger federer 4. kyrgious

The weather was fine yesterday lol

>>76718496
tennis is boring as fuck, i don't know how anyone can follow it, the lower ranked players are just terrible to watch, the top 10 players can have good matches though

just saw the score.

lel

How quickly would South Africa fall apart if all the whites left and they imported 3 million Syrian refugees?
Could dindu's and muzzie's coexist with one another?

>>76718945
It would fall apart in 2 weeks.
They would slaughter the muzzies.

Google "xenephobia south africa"

>>76719011
>muh racism, we are equal pls stop we want a fair and free country
>unless your foreign time to die
always though the blacks in south africa are subhuman was a bit of a meme

>>76718945

would literally be Somalia or sudan

2017
London has fallen
no good single women left
south Africa are shit at cricket
outside it is scorching due to global warming
trump is attacking assad
india is a big stinky shithole

what we gonna do lads

>>76719166
vote for communism lad

>video umpire screws england with a obstruction dismissal
never seen that one before

>>76719296
He wouldn't have even been run out anyway so it's a bit ridiculous

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>>76719166
>LE LONDUMB HAS FALLIN MEME
never gets old

what's the best jav code lads

That was pathetic

This Livingstone cunt is shite

based morgs taking no shit from jonny foreigner

Livingstone, moar liek Deadingstone amirite?

Hello where is the middle orders :DDDD

How the fuck is this cunt in the team

big meme of a match

lel

lol

tmeme

>>76719334
t. mohammad Iqbal shin benwari

That 4 that was nearly a 6 could have changed the outcome

But yeah Livingstone not good enough. Curran looked good though

anyone in Chelmsford wanna frot?

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>match abandoned

I should really get on with learning Urdu, we caliphate now, and I am unironically going to do just that

thank you based sadiq
thank you based allah

reckon a full strength british Pakistan will be literally unstoppable

wish google translate had a sound option for Urdu so I could copy it and vocaroo to you lads about how great amir is in urdu

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lWENVxh86W

>>76720464
>>76720499
Wot?

>>76720582
'amir is the greatest' in hindi

no?

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>>76720617
https://forvo.com/word/ur/%D8%A8%DA%91%D8%A7/

>Male from United Kingdom

>>76720775
what word is that

>>76720968
Bada

>>76721075
what does that mean in white person talk

>>76721122
It means 'big'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y63RJiPLLKo

love this cover

>>76721140
I didn't use the word big tho

>>76721344
When you say 'sabse bada' it translates to greatest/biggest

>>76721394
that's exactly what your mum said about my cock last night mate

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>>76721430
(You)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH8vgAp4VDU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qchPLaiKocI

reckon a full strength zachy b would score so much beautiful, shaved indian pussy if he dared to step foot in that shithole

>>76714066

that is one rare kumiko

white wine gives me heartburn lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KCg_QEHtkY

mumford and sons are pretty much a shit band but this is unironically a great song

friendly reminder sri lanka will rise again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWJrPzAUzAs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FEDrU85FLE

>>76722219
absolute nostalgia bomb. i remember i went on holiday to portugal when i was like 11 and this was always playing on the tv

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Gjx-ZQuQ_Y

along with this

>>76722308
This used to be the bomb in school

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0lSpNtjPM8
This too

love ausgods
love indianbros
DETEST other british posters
simple as

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UFRFOOKZ5g

internet gold

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gcBbL80XpW

>>76716260
really amkes me thuink

>>76723725
KEK

oi redditlad, u here m8?

official band of /cric/ power rankings

1.GOATment
2.guided by voices
3. modest mouse
4. the dark third
5. one direction
6. the dismemberment plan
7. boyzone

9001. REM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLYsIESNtUc

>>76723725
Epic troll

something about that australian flag is just so comfy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dgv7bngXe5Y

#elite

extremely drunk

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this man understands cricket, do you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xB09DIq9Ws&index=11&list=PLF2B6CCE38AE3D661

business idea: 30 inch stumps

discuss

need to stop dropping anti-muslim truthombs on facebook
normies will not understand
normie acceptance is unironically important


discuss

going to furiously wank my hatefully erect cock tonight lads

and there is absolutely nothing you can do to stop me

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current mood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uc9r1uf5ms

>>76727443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neGdoqsuiN8

IM PRAYING FOR RAIN
IM PRAYING FOR TIDAL WAVES

>>76723725
that's not pakistan, that's in jaipur
baka katuas taking credit for something jaipur traffic police did

really want to play dragon quest viii for the first time again

>>76710989
>>>/a/151567544

>>76727686
elite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEEasR7hVhA

Feel like rewatching The Prestige lads

Pavement is shit

Don't even bother talking to me unless you're a real man who has his priorities straight

No one wants to talk to you anyways lads

>>76731463
I couldn't point to either of those countries on a map that's how irrelevant they are

So anyone watching this shit

>>76731522
Grill

>>76731551
Fair enough

>>76731551
How you watching NL game. Is the weather still fucked

please converse in this GOAT thread
>>76725263

>>76731463
Nah mate Malaysia's next in about 10

>>76731820
Cheers la

>>76731979
ISIS test team when ???????

Watching the wimmins WC

Absolutely pathetic fielding, dunno why women try play sport

a full strength EU

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why are pakistanis so much better looking than indians?

just want the ashes here lads

this womans game aint much chop

>>76734376
found the casual lads

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

spent a good hour trying to squeeze a wank out last night, it didnt come good tho, reckon i was making the whole house shake with my arm thrusts

haha!

based fucking netherlands

have some kind of throat ulcer

zimbabwe btfo

business idea: all white south africans for the netherlands

a black south african team is what they want any way, lettuce be reality

A full strength white south african enhanced EU

africa should just be one team of black africans from the whole continent

>70/7

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>>76714890
I have watched this film 3 times. It just seems purposely elaborate and random for no reason. What's the point if every scene is "symbolic"? If Lynch is a good filmmaker the scenes must have actual value to contribute to the plot. Pic related
is me trying to "decipher" the film.

absoolutely fascinated by my own brain chemistry as i continually slip between a drunken and hungover state

>>76738288
good post

>>76736421
Why don't guys like ten Doeschate try for the South African team. He is/was good enough right?

that fucking bedroom scene is enchantingly erotic when you're 12 years old tho

>>76738520
dunno im inclined to say he was never quite good enough but he could have played odi i guess, defo not test

>>76738549
It's almost like Lynch created this shit as an excuse to fit some lesbian fantasy.

>>76714919
It's a little under appreciated, you're right. The film is very compact and has a unifying theme despite it being so long and complex.

>netherlands won by 149 (one hundred and forty nine) runs
JUST AFRICA MY SHIT UP SENPAI

lmao. Zimbabwe associate status when?

Die Hard 4 is the best action movie ever.

>>76738288
why are you writing in english?

>>76739676
Too much internet since childhood. I'm comfortable with English more than any other language.

>>76739708
upper class as fuck

>>76739809
Complicated story. I'm Bengali but live in the south so I'm exposed to four different languages rather than a single mother tongue. Eventually English became the main language.

>>76739858
makes sense u would gravitate towards english i guess, blows my mind how many languages you guys know tho, english people are retarded at languages

I've got the blisters of the world
world new

brother has friends downstairs so i can hardly cook food or pour another gin

>>76739858
তামিলগো ধোন চুষতে কেমন লাগে?

>>76739858
How do you feel like Tamilolha Dhon?

>>76736421
<<<brit

cricket on Trindade and Martin Vaz

stumps are too short

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>it's completely comprehensible

>>76744205
reddit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbHbx6BOvXA

me @ 3:54

redditlad you are a different breed

i have a fairly nice penis as far as penises go

>>76744859
thats pretty tough to be honest

>>76745137
just saw this on facebook. kekd

>>76745322
r u me?what did you say about kenyan cricket

>>76745454
jesus christ lad.

how did you find out he liked cricket? how did it come up in conversation?

>>76745510
>de kock

heh

>>76745557
i know exactly the convo went down

how

not even sure what to masturbate to

too many options

night lads

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;_;

>>76742352
He said how does it feel like to suck tamil dick.

>>76744205
Thtat's obvious, but there are a lot of plot elements that aren't really properly explained like the key that is given to Naomi Watts by the hitman in the end (which is different from the blue key used to open the blue box).
The presence/absence of the ashtray on Naomi's (Diane) table in various scenes after the "coming back to reality transition" in the film. Her neighbor collects that ashtray earlier.
What's with that guy who looks like Gautam Gambhir narrating his dream in the Winky's restaurant? Why does he return standing on that counter in the final hitman scene.
Why does the cowboy reappear and is it related to the scene where he says "you'll see me two more times if you do wrong".
Who is the dead girl lying on the bed who later seems to be only sleeping when the cowboy says "wake up pretty girl". It can't be Naomi (Diane) as she was wearing different clothes than the girl in the final suicide scene.

Why no World t20 2018? I've to wait two years for some enjoyable cricket to watch.

>>76745454
I heard a kenyan sports journalist say something like the success of the national team was due to the fact that at the time the team they had stayed together as a unit for a long time, many of the players were old and experienced. After these guys started to retire, there were hardly any new young players to take their place.

>>76744298
I love this scene though. The dream narration is something that'd sound awesome is sampled in a song or something.

>>76750506
voobly or steam?

>>76745137
topkek. Can't blame them though, they thought it sounded like Treefingers or something.

>>76751582
Steam

Where does test cricket go from here lads?

>>76751925
It just gets bigger and bigger lad

>>76751171
Calling Daniel now

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>More than 100 people have been killed after an oil tanker overturned and burst into flames in the city of Bahawalpur in Pakistan, an official says.

>The tanker flipped over and the fire from the oil spill engulfed scores of residents who had rushed to collect leaking fuel.

>Another 50 people have been seriously injured.

>Rizwan Naseer, director of Punjab provincial rescue services, said rescuers were collecting the badly burned bodies, many beyond recognition.

>He said the death toll was likely to rise.

Fuck fuck fuck. One of them could have been the next Kamran Akmal

What is your opinion of ICC's idea of organizing all test matches into a league with two conferences over a period of 4 years with playoffs at the end.
It's gonna bring back some context to tests right?

>>76752610
I thought it was an excellent idea and I'm upset they're not going ahead with it

>>76749580
Some of this was helpful.
There are other things too. In the beginning the detectives were discussing about something they found in the scene of the car crash, what could that have been?
Mr. Roque, the dwarf boss makes a phone call to some dude saying "the girl is still missing" after which the guy receiving the call makes another call to some guy with this old telephone. That guy makes a phone call to what appears to be Diane's house with the red lamp.
The same scene of Diane's telephone ringing returns where Camille calls Diane to hurry up for the party.
Roque asks Ray to "shut everything down". Shut what down?

>>76752971
>There are other things too. In the beginning the detectives were discussing about something they found in the scene of the car crash, what could that have been?
a pearl earring. Once again I think that's just Diane's fantasy following a typical Hollywood plot
>Mr. Roque, the dwarf boss makes a phone call to some dude saying "the girl is still missing" after which the guy receiving the call makes another call to some guy with this old telephone. That guy makes a phone call to what appears to be Diane's house with the red lamp.
>The same scene of Diane's telephone ringing returns where Camille calls Diane to hurry up for the party.
dunno about either of these to be entirely honest.
>Roque asks Ray to "shut everything down". Shut what down?
the director's bak accounts etc etc

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>tfw more film related discussion on /sp/ than /tv/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wv5REIp3Jo
Bermuda test member when?

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Hey have we ever had a hockey (field) thread before on /sp/?
I've really started to follow this game. Seems like pakis, aussies, and brits would be interested.

>>76753298
not really popular here sorry mate

>>76753308
Neither is it here to be honest. But where is it popular, then? Australia is the leading hockey nation now. What about Dutch or Malays?

Eid Mubarak

>>76753298
Just made a thread.

>>76753298
Only during the Olympics

when do the fucking tests start

Graham Ford has stepped down as Sri Lanka coach, ending his second tenure with the side after 15 months. SLC president Thilanga Sumathipala said the decision had been arrived at mutually, "after careful consideration and deliberation".

Ford's relationship with SLC was understood to have been strained due to what he felt were unacceptable intrusions into team matters by the board. Ford had already left the island on leave, which would have ended early next week.

One of his grievances was the expanding powers of Asanka Gurusinha, who in February was appointed "cricket manager" - a position with a broadly defined range of duties, some of which Ford is understood to have felt infringed upon his freedom as a coach. In the time since his appointment, Gurusinha was also made a selector.

Though there were no reports of a personal rift between the two men, it is understood Ford was made to feel less than fully in control of his team during the recent Champions Trophy. Ford had since met with the board in Colombo but, before his departure from Sri Lanka, struck an optimistic tone about the team's prospects, saying: "The character that [the team] continues to show is really exciting. If we get a bit of experience among the younger players and we continue to keep that fight - that kind of spirit is really important if we're going to build and become a highly competitive team."

AlexK400 weighs in:
Ok. I found it. Rat and Horse are similar and they don't like each other as well. Horse thinks it knows. Rat thinks it knows more.I trust horse more in administration that is fair. I mean world is biased. Humans are biased in nature. But only in horse you find equality and fairness. Horse is secretive of it plans but bit amateur in everything it does. Getting rid of Ford is good thing for srilanka. Rat is idealist. Very impractical. They fail in anything that apply to everyone but themself. Inorder for srilanka to do well , the administaror chief has to be snake or dragon sign. Why? Because even if you appoint sanga or jaywardene as coach there will be interference. Only snake and dragon can handle snake. coach also have to be dragon or snake. if you go this will it be discriminative? Well humans are discriminators in everything. It kinda fengshui in terms of understanding human energy. May be its psuedo nonsense but it works in analysis of people 100%.

>>76753676
love this bloke

Oi last night the manager said to "get some pies down" and someone got apple pies down. Then 10 mins later the manager was all like "where them meat pies at?" And I'm like "uhh these are apple pies". And then the manager told me "well next time someone says to get pies down, just double check". Like apparently it was my fault?? Haha

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Madeline Zima is 10/10 qt.

>tfw no more mangoes after this week
why does it have to be this way

>>76752610
I thought it was a bad idea and I'm glad they're not going ahead with it

She showed the way then disappeared
Some days I wonder if she was real
Somewhere in time I'll find her
But not if I stay here

6am right now, been raining since 4ish

Tell /r/cricket that the game's ded for me

Any of my /cric/ friends here watching the world cup? I'm afraid I think Pakistan are a touch out of their depth against this rich South African spin attack.

>>76754432
>she
>she
>her

Who is he referring to by this?

ugh

>>76714352
I haven't killed myself, there's just no reason to bother coming here anymore.

>>76754841
PLEASE have sex

Getting my daily dose of molyneux and sargon

>>76723725
http://www.espncricinfo.com/blogs/content/story/1105519.html
SEETHING

bumrah is the worst bowler ive ever seen

>>76756024
yeah hopefully the new teams will allow for the lesser teams to play more cricket

Was planning on watching F1 but it's such a fuckup the race gets decided in the first 5 laps.

Would rather watch this tmeme instead.

>This squad
We do not deserve to win the series with shit like this. At least Morgan isn't playing.

Fucking hell that camera work.

Almost worse than the drop. Have we always had a black wicket keeper?

>>76757285
i'll be honest, I dont think I could possibly care less whether we win bilateral t20 series or not

>>76757738
I don't think anyone does, it would be nice to see an effort though.

>>76757803
The county championship is pushing the pink ball hard next week. Bairstow was always rested to play for Yorkshire. Same reason as no Stokes and Root etc.

Please can we fucking end the Roy meme already.

>>76757950
http://www.espncricinfo.com/england-v-south-africa-2017/content/story/1103003.html

>Joe Root is among several white-ball regulars rested for the T20 series, meaning he can play Championship cricket for Yorkshire ahead of his first Test as England captain in July. Moeen Ali, Adil Rashid, Jake Ball and Ben Stokes have also been released to their counties

>Jonny Bairstow is included for the first two matches before returning to Yorkshire.

I have no idea what they're doing. Probably trying to boost attendances by having England players for day/night county matches.

>Hales
lel I bet that hurts like fuck

>Negroid fielding

>south droprica

blacks don't have any depth perception

Racial quotas were a mistake

>>76759691
AC Malan or Inter?

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What did he mean by this?

can't wait to see us finish on 170/7

>>76760750
t20 isnt cricket
and /sp/ as a whole is ded

>>76760883
It's a shame.

>>76760883
the mods happened

The utter state of Livingstone

Who needs a middle order anyway?

would an independent kashmir be test standard

What should I order for dinner lads?

I am getting a bit gay for curran

why are England playing in Wales

Why did Buttler not review that ffs, he's obviously hit it

https://www.google.com/doodles/icc-2017-womens-cricket-world-cup-begins

>>76763915
Got some steers thanks for the suggestion, will keep it in mind next time.

<3 x o x o

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>>76764084
just scored a century lads

>>76764053
because there are none

How many born saffers are there in this England team?

>>76764402
shit lad you're right I'm being a fucking mong

>>76764496
Just Curran and Roy lad. You can have Roy back anytime btw

>>76764556
curran is zimbabwean

>>76764556
They would never get put into the team if they came back now anyway.

You can keep Roy lel.

>>76764623
Nah from Cape Town and he played for Natal u19s

>>76764623
You might be thinking of Tom Curran's dad

Which game should I watch lads

>Both South African Men and Women team choking
Kek

>>76764682
no

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AMA

>>76765164
Not bad actually. Everyone around me is pissed

>>76765061
Enjoying it, seems like it was a good game

Also fuck me Curran is good

Also fuck me Willey is shit and now the Aussie is banned

I would probably deepthroat Curran if you know what I mean.

When do the tests start?

>>76765712
dunno but youre getting whitewashed

>>76765134
Are you sat behind Tyson Fury?

>>76765770
SA won the last game of this shit.

First test is on the 6th of June

>>76765901
just mean the tests

pls tell me duminy wont be starting at number 4?

>Brown people can't hit big sixes

Non-Dubs and Kohli will get his 100

There goes the game

Cricket is fucking shit

fuck janitors