/heem/

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Let's talk about Bartie Smeg, is he a good fighter?

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I'll take this as the thread.

/heem/ is forever. No more /mma/.

I am boxing

Cody "No Love" Garbrandt

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Is Eugene our guy? Keep in mind he designed this cover for this CD.

>>76703823
Yes he also has a swastika tattoo

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>>76703823
The premier mind of mma

>>76703696
lol i love how you didn't even change your formatting

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>>76703923
australian nerd hates /heem/

>>76703935

You are here all the fucking time

>>76703961
Yeah so what
>>76703959
He probably already blocked you. All that work for nothing.

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>>76703935
Cheeto-fingered paedophile hates /heem/

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Where are the picks?

>>76703970

We'rent you pretending the other day that you're only on heem a couple of hours a day?

Schoobposting only happens when you show up, you need to go away

>>76704002
>Schoobposting only happens when you show up, you need to go away
No, that's not true. People do it all the time. I have no control over it. I guaranteed if I went away people wouldn't stop degrading Schaub.

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how do you achieve this mode?

>>76704002
>We'rent you pretending the other day that you're only on heem a couple of hours a day?
That was me I believe you're talking about, and it's true. This is my first post of the day. Beat it you dork.

Hiding stubs changed moi lyfe

>>76704056
>>76704083
Keep it kosher spammerbro

are burqa spade good fighie

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>>76704058


>>76704065
buzz off you're more annoying than the schaub guys at least they're laughing about this, stop posting screenshots of your browser too lol

Is this the thread where mixed martial arts is discussed?

>>76704117
Keep crying you loser

>>76703932
Literally everybody that makes a /heem/ OP puts the previous thread in.

>>76704146
Good to hear

>>76704030
>I guarantee if I went away people wouldn't stop degrading Schaub.
You're the sole reason it started

>>76704182
So am I not allowed to be a fan of Schaub? What should I do?

>>76704117
>>76704184
Stop replying to yourself you deranged wanker.

>tfw you're the only good poster here

>>76704195
Stop avataring

>>76704241
Haven't even posted a single picture of Schaub this entire thread. except this>>76703795

>>76704253
Do you really work at City Hall?

>>76704268
Yes

>>76704306
You mind your own business and don't call.

>>76704323
Did they give you a coralsprings.org email at least?

>>76704253
Yeah, that

>>76704323
I'm going to call

>>76704356
No, I don't have a board position.

>>76704323
Get EM!

>>76704323
What do you do there?

>>76704392
lmao I bet you volunteer

>>76704458
Just ask for the weird guy who wears a tfatk shirt

>>76704458
Pretty much this>>76704464
But I at least get paid. Just do pretty basic stuff sort papers, deliver/carry things, sometimes take calls. I'm only there in the morning for a few hours.

>>76704493
so just wait outside for the guy emptying the trash?

>>76704489
lol

>>76704493
You're doing court-mandated community service aren't you

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The more I look into this band "Ox Bow" the more and more disturbed I become. Eugene Robinson is a writer for Bloody Elbow and MMA Fighting. And he's a musician too. But all his music is white supremacist shit. Even more perturbing is this guy called Nate Wilcox is a writer on the albums. It's all horrible music. Talking about "one day you may" and how he is a "5 percent'er".

Real talk does anyone have Ariel Helwani's email? No one should have people like this working for them. Pic related is from one of his albums.

>>76704551
lol no I've never been in trouble with the law

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wtf Roy lost weight

>>76704556
Ariel falls in line to Eugene. Youre going down a deep hole here

>>76704584
now just shave that disgusting thing

>>76704614
It's a cushion for his chin.

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>>76703740

He's a beast my man, 100%

LET ME FUCKING BANG BRO

What is BS's IQ?

This is why we need /mma/

/heem/ for shitposting memes like this.

/mma/ for MMA discussion

>>76704870
>you shitpost on your phone and ruin the thread
>then try to push for /mma/

It's the discords plan, right?

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>>76704870
Fuck off.

There's only one man that can stop Brenda Slob btw. He is the face that runs the place, he's 345 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal,the ladies pet and the mens regret. He is Richard Piana. NCAA Junior College All American in wrestling,semi pro boxer with a 32-0 record and Mr.California. This is the money fight.

>>76704870
>/mma/ becoms an accepted general
>Coral Springs avatars in /mma/
>Swubposting takes over /mma/
>Do not pass go, do not collect $200

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>>76704912
The more you push this failed meme. The more it is evident it has been you spamming all along.

I'm trying to save /heem/ from itself and ensure it STAYS here. YOU are trying to push us away to /asp/

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>>76704978
lol I would never not post in /heem/.

>>76705031
>making a racist filename
>yet you have gb's on cuck and interracial porn on your harddrive

adds up. Get help spammer.

The more I learn about Brendan Schaub, the more I respect him as a man.

Will h8rs disavow the spammers anti-schaub posting? I bet not! Theyre in on it!

>>76704984
Yoel has a strong neck. All those neckbridges from wrestling. You should learn from your bull, your neck is weak af.

>>76705122
This 2bh

>>76704870
>>>/asp/2745867

>>76704854
I do, I do let you bang

Who is your favorite UFC prospect? No trolling, no joking around, just serious responses.

>>76705716
do you mean in the UFC or in a smaller promotion?

>>76705647
>bangs your mom
Nothing personnel kid

>>76705716
Brian Ortega. Despite him being in the UFC for a while already.

>>76705810
hahahahaha cody completely devastated heem eternally that day hahaha

>>76705716
Erick Silva

>>76704870
Nah its not like much meaningful discussion would happen in these threads without the spammers

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Sonnen vs Silva
Emelianenko vs Mitrione
Lima vs Larkin
Chandler vs Primus
PIco vs Freeman
Davis vs Bader

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>>76706136
Sonnen (No idea why)
Fedor
Larkin
Changler
>You couldn't even find pics of these guys why make us pick? (Freeman)
Bader

>>76706291
we make picks for the cards that are made. i dont choose anything m8. also Pico is one of the most hyped mma debuts in a long time. i hope he gets btfo

>>76706360
Yeah, I know, I was messing but you can take liberties senpai.
Is Bellator on at the same time as Fight Night? I've not been able to keep up with what's what. Isn't Bellator having 2 Events as well? The PPV and the beforePPV show?

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>>76706490
nah, its stupid. bellator 180 is like the prelims to bellator nyc. So 180 is on regular tv, then NYC is on directly after on ppv. then fight night is Sunday at normal time. UFC just avoided the whole thing and just skipped Saturday

>>76706291
>Sonnen (No idea why)
4 years is an insanely long time to be inactive. Sonnen is trash but there's no bad pick here

>>76706655
Don't you have some /b/ threads to post in little kid?

>>76706634
Yeah but his "performance" against Tito isn't the kind of thing that fills you with confidence
>>76706622
Oh that's quite decent then, two separate nights of fights. Not sure if I'll be able to see all of it but I hope so.
Who's on the 'prelims' of Bellator NYC? Can it be skipped?

>>76706622
You didn't take my pick unironically

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>>76706708
heather hardy is making her debut, i def wanna see that. chinzo is back too. its probably gonna be spicy but not much star power

Remember Shcaub beat Mitrione easily

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>>76706741
everybody makes mistakes

Aw shit mods thanks

Mittrione looking big af next to Fedor. I want a nice KO from Mat

>>76706741
He's a moron.

>>76706136
Please add this https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76695498/#76697518

And this to the Okc one https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76695498/#76697466

Thank you!

>>76705098
Its been over an hour and h8rs have yet to disavow the spammer being anti-schaub!!

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>tfw the stance too wide

>>76706770
Might have it on in the background or something. Hopefully we get webms

Ta senpai. They should do a better job of breaking down the event, the UFC for example tell you pretty clearly when the Early Prelims, Prelims and Main Card are.

>>76706909
i would but as soon as you posted that 3 posts got filtered

>>76706973
Those are all the anti-schaub edits. H8 me all you want, dont h8 on my picks!

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>spammer is literally a cuck

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>>76707062
WTF IS WRONG WITH THAT SCROTAL SACK

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remember when people used to think Chael was a top tier shit talker?

>>76707209
Why are you avatarring? You post the same 3 images with those yellow backgrounds. Filtered.

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Chiesa vs Lee
Boetsch vs Hendricks
Herrig vs Kish
Christensen vs Reyes
Means vs Garcia
Penn vs Siver

post your UFC entrance song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G4yKbkZJMg

>>76707257
Stop discriminating against me

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For sure Anthony Joshua is lucky I'm busy with podcasts my man, he'd never see these jabs coming my guy.

You see, us MMA fighters have a different stance *spreads legs* id be hitting him from angles he never knew existed, 100%

As an artist, homeboy will think he's in geologometry class, wishin he stayed in his lane my man, for sure.

Jabs all night, my guy, id bet 100,000 sneakers on it, easy

>>76707257

What an awful card.

>>76707325
this is an anonymous image board. unless you're using a trip nobody gives a fuck about you and doesnt know who you are

>>76707116
>>76707062
>>76707031
>>76706989
How have I wronged you?

>>76707366
You do since you're intentionally not taking my picks

>>76707257
Kevin Lee is a loudmouth, hope he gets knocked out

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>>76707257
Chiesa
Hendricks
Herrig
Reyes
Means
Penn

Picks discrimination is another pitiful form of h8

I stand with mobilebro take his picks!

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First for my girl.That fight with Esparza should be called "The beauty Vs The beast"

>>76707452
Based greekGOD

>>76707452
which one is the beauty?

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>>76707387

>>76707452
More like The Beast vs. Ayyy lmao

>>76707511
Herb

>>76707511
>>76707553
You can't recognize the true beauty because everyday you're watching porn and masturbate to fake boobs and implants

Who is the best fighter over the age of 40?

>>76707697
Based greekGOD droppin TRUTH BOMBS

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>>76707778
Only truth can save us

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>>76707762
Great angles tbhf

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>spammer is having a complete meltdown

>>76707920
>>76707827
Who are they feeding my boy disease next? He should be in the top15 by now

>>76708002
Must suck to be you dude. Can't imagine what led you to do stuff like this. I honestly just feel sorry for you my man.

Just curious, why do you guys still post on /sp/? Why haven't you moved over to /asp/? Isn't that where MMA belongs?

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Good day. How are the American MMA fans referring to Fyodor Emelnenko? Do they dream of him as a legendary fighter?
Interesting opinion of Americans about this.
Thank you in advance for your answers.

>>76707741
Hunt

>>76708020
Are you just now realizing your autistic spamming is a waste of time?

>>76708058
Fuck off MMAutist. I don't even watch MMA, nor do I post in /heem/. I'm just wondering why you fags are shitting up /sp/ when you literally have your own board.

GOAT-tier.

>>76708108
Little kid is throwing a temper-tantrum. Can't imagine how much of a spastic you are. You should be institutionalized.

>>76708098
>why you fags are shitting up /sp/ when you literally have your own board.
MMA discussion has been on this board since 2011.

Autistic spergs like you who want us on /asp/ are unironically the ones spamming up the board.

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>>76708055
Fedor is the fucking man. A lot of people don't like him because he never fought in the UFC, but he's still pretty popular. Drew huge ratings during his StrikeForce run.

We all know the Swiss are officially neutral, unofficially however, they're filthy sons of bitches

>>76708140
>MMA discussion has been on this board since 2011
Yeah, so fucking what? What's your point? There's no reason for you fags to be here.

>>76708164
>There's no reason for you fags to be here.
And who are you? The internet police? State of your life.

>>76708164
Change your diaper and go to bed, h8r

Mma is more of a sport than your ballslap sports will ever be!!

Crud'n crudders

fricken fegs

im sorry

>>76708256
Can't imagine you're a day over 16

>>76708267
Most WWE watchers aren't

This guy is posting in other generals asking to raid this thread

>>76708182

>>76708300
He does it on /b/ and /asp/ as well.

lmao is this the same WWE guy that got btfo in heem?

>>76708177
>State of your life
>"haha ur lief is terrible and mine is le ebic" meme
Fuck off, dipshit. Why don't you actually adress the question I'm asking, you fucking underage homo. I literally just asked a simple question and you immediately got assblasted for no reason. This is why you faggots need to leave, because you're all autistic as fuck. >>76708223 is another perfect example of the rampant autism of /heem/. Never said there is anything wrong with MMA, but there's no reason for it to be on /sp/.

>>76708337
Get lost nerd. We aren't leaving /sp/.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnonFeto-rc

>>76707850
I'm suprised how well klitchko held velue. made joshua look so good, despite being a fading fighter, with fading volume coming off a KO loss

Joshua is good, but he is not even the best HW boxer right now, vitaly is just spent and it will take a few more fights for the boxing nerds to admit it

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as long as darts and golf is on /sp/, heem will stay

>>76708337
>waaahh waaah leave my safe space

Lmao look at your aspie ass going on a complete tantrum in that page long tantrum

>>76708387
Brutal KO, that was the best Perry has looked in the UFC. Was it more Perry improving from the Jouban fight or Ellenberger getting deleted from previous losses?

Anyway, I think the Alves fight will answer a lot of questions. That's an appropriate match-up for where they both are at right now. I don' think that's a free win for Perry by any means.

>>76708350
Nevermind, you useless fucking cuck. Don't (You) me ever again if you don't have the brain capacity to answer a simple, harmless question without going full autist mode.

>>76708431
Says the mega sperg who typed out a page to tell us how frustrated he is

Go bitch on /qa/, nigger

>>76708431
Biggest nerd ITT is you. Not the guy that spammed cuck porn, it's you.

>>76708424
>It's ANOTHER retarded MMGay fag that can't comprehend a post on 4chan
This is just pathetic now. Are all of you underage? That would explain the infatuation with low IQ retards basing eachother's skulls in for a shitty paycheck.

>>76708484
Nobody cares about what you have to say which is why youre getting treated like the loser sperg you are

Beat it

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>>76708460
>>76708450
>I'm the sperg
>They STILL keep replying because they can't accept the fact that they got BTFO

>>76708499
See
>>76708518

Lmao @ this total loser who thinks literally anyone cares about anything other than calling him a faggot

>m-m-m-g-g-gay!!!

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>the ufc's number one competitor biggest card ever is being headlined by two seniors who havent won a professional fight in 4 years

P
O
T
T
E
R
Y

Some frumpy little sperg switching through proxies for hours

>>76708537

dude just stop fucking replying. we dont need you to defend heem against one guy with a stupid opinion.

>>76708537
>I-I won't reply t-to him so it makes m-me look cool
You are STEAMING right now. Calm down, man.

Lol look at the little loser replying to me again pretending to be from heem. I can smell your fat rolls from here

>>76704614
>>76704629
actually it hides his chin from his opponents.

>break the habit and manage to not post on /heem/ for a month solid
>come back and it's still a shit fest of spergs calling each other spergs

Wow I'm so much better than this lol thanks for reminding me why I left bye

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>>76708594
>>76708537
>loser
>Lol
>Lmao

Nothing like making some bitch loser froth with fury at the mouth

Genuine question though how's heem able to survive on /sp/ but /WWE/ got purged off after they made /ASP/? Didn't the moderators say something about how it was created specially for the stuff and wanted to force it onto it?

>>76708665
This is literally all I was asking in my OP.
>>76708020

>>76708665
The only problem with our general is people like you from /asp/ that have sour grapes try to sabotage us. Our only problem is one spammer that posts scat and shits up the thread with his phone.

And no one still cares you fat loser

LMAO

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>>76703696
Simpler times

>>76708665
Because MMA is an actual sport you moron, just because you're autistic and can't understand this isn't anyone's fault.

How many threads are there on /sp/ at any given time? 50? Just how AUTISTIC do you have to be to come into one to complain about how it doesn't belong there? Have you never heard of the catalog?

>>76708722
I think you undersestimate how autistic some people on this site actually are

Newfag here... why /heem/ instead of /mma/ ??

>>76708665
All I know is that somebody posted that wrestling is an alternative sport and Hiroshimoot agreed. Have to at least wonder if it was someone from /heem/ since the WWE autizmos used to shit this place up, it's created this huge misconception that /asp/ is for autists when it was really just a relo by a new site owner moving things around with no warning.

>>76708671
dude post the non-shopped version at least

>>76708759
/heem/ ideally is for memes only

/mma/ is the future though for MMA discussion

how much do you pay per month for UFC FIGHT PASS?

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>the state of you absolute autists

>>76708779
Less than it should be worth. UFC FIGHT PASS is worth 100 a month in my opinion

>>76708714
>He's STILL going at it
Wow, MMA dipshits are easy as fuck to trigger. I'll be sure to use /heem/ for all of my shitposting needs from now on.

>>76708764
Man drama fags were shitting up all of /sp/ though that's why it got moved

>>76708739
There would be no need for mods if some people here didn't have 2 digit IQs.

>>76708789
Why do some people only pay $7.99 per month?

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>reading this thread like

>>76708789

Does it have all previous UFC fights, or do they rotate which ones are available? Like, could I binge UFC 1-200 in a month if I wanted?

He literally cannot stop giving me (You)s

Lmao what an obsessed loser

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>>76708788
> instead

where do you rank ronda all time?

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>>76706136

>Shale Soonen
>Fedor
>Larkin
>optimus primus
>molested by priest boy
>Master Bader

>>76708722
>Because MMA is an actual sport you moron
Wew lad, I don't know if you're being retarded on purpose or not.

>>76708821
They have all UFC fights. Recent ones take a month or two to upload though. Also has all Pride, Strikeforce, and some other organization fights.

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>>76706136
Razor Ramon Rip-off
Fedor
Lorenz
Chandler
Pico
Davis

>>76708709
I don't post on /asp/ lad, just interested in the semantics of the whole situation since /asp/ got created

>>76708722
My guy, I actually just lurk these threads occasionally because I have casual interest in MMA and I'm not complaining about it being here just curious if anyone knew exactly why it got to stay but other similar stuff didn't. For instance shit like Grecco Roman and BJJ are relegated to /asp/ for some reason but general MMA stuff isn't

>>76708764
/asp/ would legitimately be better off if they just created a whole separate board for wrestling at this point. I can't imagine trying to discuss something like mountain biking or skating or some shit there at this point

>>76708864
If we're talking about being retarded, let's talk about the loser who tries to police threads on 4chan. I bet you were that fat kid who wanted to be in charge of the food even when the teacher didn't want help.

>>76708821
Has the entire UFC fight library +pride, strike force, affliction, glory, K1, Invicta, some old kotc events, cage warriors. Its alot of content

Fucking faggots

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>>76707257

>MOTOWN LEENOM
>BIGG STEAKKS
>BULLDAWG
>?? MYSTERY GUY
>DOMINICAN NOBODY
>BJ

Who is nonironically the most athletic female fighter?

>>76708892
>I bet you were that fat kid who wanted to be in charge of the food even when the teacher didn't want help
>Projecting THIS hard

>>76708874
i dont know who that first pick is supposed to be

>>76708886
Why do you need a tripcode on 4chan?

>>76708953
Chael

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>>76708936

Aldo is very fortunate that Max got to him before Cody did. Cody would've hurt Aldo really really badly.

>>76708936
>nonironically
MMA really fucks up your head doesn't it? If you had to make a rough estimate, how many brain cells have you lost from watching retards try to murder eachother?

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Hangin wit da boiiiiiiiiiiiizzzzzzzzz

Wrestlefags BEGGED moot for there own board, BEGGED him for it. They spammed none stop for months until moot finally gave in and made /asp/. Hiro came along and named it Pro Wrestling because the wrestlefags demanded it.

It's a containment board because people who post about Pro wrestling are legitimately retarded and were spamming the board. /heem//mma doesn't do that. We don't even run game threads, we just change the name of the general during a card.

>>76708987
why would cody be fighting aldo?

>>76708779
7.99. I should have looked for some deals when I signed up but meh, that's good enough

>>76709022
It was a hypothetical money fight for Cody

>>76708958
Cataloging posts mainly. Specifically NFL draft, score and player performance predictions. In addition to that it helps on /NFL/ to know who a guy roots for when discussing a situation with him so you can identify potential knowledge and bias quicker

>>76709050
>Aldo
>Money-fight

My nigga has never done over 200k buys

>>76709053
Kill yourself you fucking fag.

YOU'RE ALL FAGGOTS

>>76709053
neat, i am mainly an nfl fan but i dont browse /nfl/ because trips are retarded reddit to me but i'll be doing predictions for the upcoming season. See
>>76706136
and
>>76707257

i look forward to calling you a faggot

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>>76709087

>>76709071
You could always just filter the shitposters though. Either way see you once preseason starts

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>>76709091

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for sure I work at city hall 2 hours a week my guy, no volunteering, I swear they pay me really good 100%

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>>76709122

GOOF

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>>76709119
she got no ass but i still love her

>>76709122
You wish I had my job. I go to work every day and I don't hate myself. I go to work every day and I'm happy to be there. That's more than 90% of people can say.

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>>76709246
>You wish I had my job.
HAHA little Freudian slip there my guy?

King Cody has over 1 million followers on Insta

>>76709301
I type faster than my thoughts.

>>76709308
Clearly.

>>76709308
does the mayor of Coral Springs know about your Schaub folder?

>>76709405
He doesn't know who Schaub is.

>>76709417
wow you must really hate him then

>>76709435
why do you say that?

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>>76709441
because his soul hasnt been blessed by Schaub, I'm really starting to understand why you want to be mayor. Call it a hostile takeover

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Who has the best myspace pics?

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>KJ Noons
>lower middle tier MMA fighter
>boxing record
>13-2
>meanwhile Conor who is Top Level Tom Brady,LeBron, level type fighter
>boxing record
>?-?
Pray for Floyd senpai.

>>76703996
>I-I-I DUNNO ABOUT THIS RICK

>>76709500
This sure is a lot of reaching. You'd be better off talking about awkward angles.

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I want to _____ Joanna

>>76709405
Perhaps they should

Who is Nick Diaz's best win?

>>76709532
stop you from posting pictures of

>>76709561
Hobbie Hawler

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>>76709564
kek

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>>76709584
kek

>>76709584
watch cynthia's instagram story :)

>>76706136
Bro, you didn't add me.

>>76709629
from when?

>>76709629
Is this the hot new meme?

>go on youtube
>look up any TUF video of this season
>people in the comments wondering who "that asian guy" is

fucking casuals cant recognize Justin Buchholz REEEEEEEEEE

>>76709662
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76667109/#76670797

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>watching fighpass livestream
>Florian brings up Cro Cop/Gonzaga 1

>>76704870
kill yourself

>>76709733
my bad famalam. i missed 3 from that thread. i havent been on that much this week

>>76704493
sounds like my receptionist, do u give good head?

>>76709733
do you have turkeynecksbtfo.webm?

>>76708562
>penis server vs blowjob penis
>who vs whonig
ufcucks SEETHING

>>76709119
>>76709091
>>76709087
Would rather fuck Bethe 100%.

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>>76710136

>>76710149
Looks like a dude.

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>yfw mcgregor for the first time is going to super saiyain 2 levels along with extra self belief and will power
>knew he could do it all along but waited for this fight
>at 154lbs mcgregor will have optimum bodyfat to muscle ratio for a boxer and will probably have ELITE striations in his back and shoulders from the extra training
>tfw we see a new evolved 2.0 conor that he planned and held back this entire time as the world was not ready yet for this money fight
>yfw mcgregor ridiculous self belief and physical strength + motivation = god like levels of energy
>first round
>Mcgregor comes out at 70% and after mayweather dodges a few of his jabs, one lands, then another 1-2, the crowd goes wild
>Mayweather dances back and has a look of confusion on his face..
>What in the fuck was that
>Mcgregor launches again
>Mayweather covers up and dodges it all and point boxes him to finish the round
>third round
>Mcgregor comes out in the center
>Wiffs a lead overhand left and eats a counter right by Mayweather
>Stands in the pocket
>Lands a quick counter 1-2
>Mayweather steps back, the crowd gets loud
>Conor rushes forward with a 6 punch combo while Floyd is curled up
>Mcgregor landing flush shots
>Just when floyd thinks its over, he lets his hands down and in comes the left piston
>Suddely floyd drops
>the crowd erupts like it has never before, two or three fans rush the canvas
>"Mcgregor by KO " >"Mcgregor by KO !" >"Mcgregor by KO !"
>Time Square in celebration
>Dana white absolutely cheesing
>Floyds team mad as fuck and chimping out
>/sp/ on full meltdown

floyd wake up...

its over...

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>>76710159

>>76710136
Put down the petrol my guy 100%

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>>76709916

>>76710167
>>76710229
I have unironically fucked trans hookers who look more like women than Juliana Pena.

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>>76710254
damn dude. thats pretty fucking sad. a prostitute is bad enough but tranny prostitute? you really couldnt get that for free?

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>tfw champ holly by 2018

>>76710277
As a great man once said: you aren't paying them to have sex with you, you're paying them to leave.

>>76710334
As another great man said, what kind of idiot pays for sex? are you physically gross? just have stupid money? or have like aids? that shits unexplainable. i also fuck traps but i just go on instagram or tumblr. shits easy and takes like 2 weeks of effort and you know they dont have diseases or are hooked on meth

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>>76710251
Thanks pham

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>>76710354
>shits easy and takes like 2 weeks of effort

Yeah, no, I'd rather pay cash.

Had an awesome rolling session today, I feel great right now and my team and all the guys at my gym say I'm kicking ass and improving every day. Gonna work the heavy bag tomorrow, I think.

How was your training today, /heem/?

So Bellator card and Chiesa vs Lee is going to be happening at same time?

>>76710375
CvL is on Sunday.

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>>76710375

There is also Cage Warriors 85 from England on Saturday afternoon, should end right as Bellator starts

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a weekend full of memes, what a wonderful blessing

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also

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Nunes at 145 is fat as fuck lmao

>>76710458
Looks less like a dude than Pena.

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>>76710472
you really stuck on this m8

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>>76710472

>>76710427
Can't wait for tuesday night fights

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Nunes has a win over the Bellator Featherweight champion kek

>>76710480
Looks like a dude with implants.

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Where exactly do people eat horsemeat today?

>>76710495
dude im gunna take a big shit while i watch tuesday night fights