/Tennis/ - Halle & Queens Club - Mid Grass Season

Not a sport, fuck off to /fa/

>>76701284
You really are fucking fast, did you write a script to scan the catalogue?

ostapenko

>>76701312
no shit

>>76701284
FUCK OFF PELE!!!

>>76701557
be nice

The fix is in lads, Dimitrov will win Wimbledon. Put your house on it

>>76701648
ok

OSTAPENKO

>>76701909
Which currently young & upcoming player will crash & burn like tiger?

>>76701960
genie. wait thats already happening

>>76701995
You have to be good first to crash & burn.

>>76701909
>file deleted

what was it

>>76701960
hard to say, zverev's rich so he might get bored

>>76702099
penko's bum
>>76701960
forgot the obvious, kyrgios

>>76701960
It's kyrgios and it's not even a close competition

I don't even rate the guy, but he makes me so mad for being a lazy nigger

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>>76701960
and tomic

>>76702191
>>76702220
Why do ozzies lack motivation so much?

>>76702307
to intelligent for hard work

>>76702307
even online, every time I see an Aussie flag I assume it's a Bogan with a mullet (You)'ing me

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=620xTpJTZrY

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>>76702220

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>>76702088
She made it to a WTA final

>>76702483
It's WTA m8. Anyone can make a final on a good week.

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>>76702483
Disgusting.

>>76702483
top notch swimsuit who this?

>>76702483
gross. that suit is disgusting. fuck anything but a bikini desu

>>76702220
>young and upcoming

he's almost 25....

i wish kim clijsters was my mommy gf

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>>76702616
It's better from the back desu

>>76702728
slightly. high waisted swimsuits are nigger-tier. high waisted jeans can look nice tho

>>76701543
>>76702549
good posts

>>76702728

>that turbo-chad

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>>76702616
*triggers the autist*

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Dinner (5:30pm)

>>76702849

y the penis on the plate tho?

>>76702831
>one-piece
grandma-tier

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>>76702849
seems legit

>>76702940
based grandma always knows what's gudd

i often think the world would be a better place if steve irwin were still alive

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>>76703114
yeah I miss the old fucker. His daughter is hottie btw

>>76703114
oi m8 put a shrimp on the barbie

>>76703186
yeah her tweet is what reminded me of him, apparently both steve and bindi are getting stars on the hollywood walk of fame

>>76703247
wait not bindi wtf

>>76703114
The only good Aussie is a dead Aussie.

>>76704835
UP UR'RE BUM

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>>76702483
>>76702728
She's gonna get a retarded tanline

>>76708150
me on the right

hopefully eating some food soon, my pepl

>>76708219
gotta go catch a macaco? looool!!

>>76708444
Uma delicia.

tfw no good phone app that covers tennis, f1, wec, cricket, and golf

>>76707814
Is, that an outie I see?

>>76708613
looks like a hybrid desu

Is WTA a sport?

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>>76708775
ofc

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How does one console oneself when it is the case that they are a failure at literally everything?

>>76709127
copious amounts of alcohol

>>76709169
Good post

>>76709127
>everything
That seems too much 2bh

I think my hot classmate is flirting with me rn on the chat and I dunno how 2 get this ship in2 gud port

>>76709610
mite just go with good ol overconfident overaggressive chad mode and just fail at it this time

>>76709610
post convo. ill help

>>76709127
Be autistically good at one thing.

>>76709610
make like michael and post convo

>>76709645
>>76709673
it's in spanish lmao u can't do much my pep
>she asked me for help studying for an exam
>said ok, forgot about it, never happened
>calls me out for it
>jokingly told her it would've been 2 big a favour, she could not possibly repay me
>asks what she would've had 2 do 2 pay back
>tell her "indecent stuff"
>laffs
it literally is THIS stereotypical and it's annoying not being able 2 resolve it
seems like she dtf fám

>>76709763
que eres tonto joaquin.

>>76709793
I dont mind posting it but can pipo see when u screenshot whatsapp convos?

>>76709763
just be frank with her. tell her you wanna chill... sounds like she does and then go from there.

>>76709811
no se hombre

>>76709763
>laffs
It's ogre m8.

>>76709763
Just tell her "don't say me you don't know. Why those persons hated you? They don't use the word creepy and they mistreat you anyways, alleluia! amen! Yoshua will solve the problems"

You're welcome

>>76710016
Good post

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living the dream

>>76701272

USE A PIC OF A HOT GIRL WITH BIG TITS AND/OR A FAT ASS IN THE OP! I CAN NEVER FIND THE THREAD IN THE CAALOG!

>>76710983
I think you'd get some arm muscles by holding these heavy Cameras all the time.

reminder that we are all friends here

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tell the truth. could you beat pic related in a 3 setter?

>>76711491
T H I C C

>>76711491
only in my expert shirt

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please save us kyrGOAT

>>76711758
How can he even win the Wimbled On with knee aids?

>>76711004
https://boards.4chan.org/sp/tennis/
unironically bookmark this
>>76711467
hi friend )))

>>76711789
he can win it with knee aids cause he has no competition
imagine what he can achieve when he's not injured

>>76711922
*loses to Donald Young*

>>76711914
>unironically bookmark this
>404 NOT FOUND

what did he mean by this?

>>76711927
I think it's more important to win wimbledon than winning against poonald young
he needs some good fucking from his girlfriend to be ready for wimbledon trust me

>>76711940
clicking on it unironically gives me the same thing
but if you copy/paste it into your URL bar, it'll give you the proper result. it essentially redirects to: >>>/sp/tennis
bookmark this for real. but ironically this time
>>76711943
oh okay. hope he gets to the semis at least 2bh

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>>76711927
*wins golden slam and you doubted him*

>>76711960
he said in an interview with bbc that he's most motivated when wimbledon is played. You know what happend last time he was motivated like against federer.
this gon be gud

>>76711960
I know I probably fell for the weakest bait but I did as you said (cp URL) and it gave me the exact same result.

>>76711986
fuck dude, I just realised what the problem is. okay for real this time, bookmark this: https://boards.4chan.org/sp/tennis
you don't even have to copy/paste. just click it and Ctrl + D it fäm

>>76712009
When the did messing around with the url turn into some search mode shit? Have I been living under a 4chan rock?

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>all good lads

>>76712058
welcome to 4chan )))

>>76712058
wait a sec. you didn't know the catalog had a search option ?

what's the deal with smaller racquet heads like the pure aero VS

and a heavier weight, less racquet head speed so less spin, more comfort, slow swing. what else?

how do you rate the difference between a racquet like the pro staff vs the pure aero
is it like power vs control?

>>76712155
What do you the catalog's search function need for when you can use CTR+F which basically does the same thing?

>>76712197
i suppose you could

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Soon

>>76712605
nice work man

lets go boys
you don't want to be a calflet now do you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOdULrLWVcs

>>76712723
fuck i need to poop now lmao

done :)

stream for Rublev that isn't dogshit

>>76712988
never mind, the Russian one is up

>dullards legitimately think poodal has a chance at WIMBLE WOMBLE

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>>76712605
Will he get another painting?

>>76713448
Quite a few think that due to his serve, backhand and return being better this year, plus there is one week more of rest between RG and Wimbly this year. Supposedly he looks good in his practise sessions on Mallorca grass courts.
But no one should Be surprised If he bombs out in the first week again.

amazing set 1, lads

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TENNIS

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t-tennis?

Rublev has the sexiest forehand I have ever seen. Please God let this guy be the future of tennis.

>>76713714
>Please God let this guy be the future of tennis
this
Khachanov has a monster of a forehand as well

>>76713722
>Khachanov has a monster of a forehand as well

Not sexy tho

>>76713778
sexiness is in the eye of the beholder. but I agree, Rublev is more A E S T H E T I C

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rare coming thru

SIX PACKS ABS FUCKING WHEN REEEEEEEE

>>76713836
>DOUBLETEAM'D

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>elite

gavrilova is my gf

ama

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>>76709763
fake/gay

morning tennisists

>double fault to lose a set

wta

Who /muller/?

>>76714317
Muller.

>>76714222
>morning

>>76714317
muller

>>76714317
Müller

>>76710983
Does he have AIDS?

WELCOME TO THE YIM LIFE.

Halle;
http://hdtennis.ru/glavnaya-stranica/centralnyj-kort-atp/

>mfw I have a free HD streaming site that streams every ATP event down to challengers and I'll never share it with any of you

holy fuck that fake was insanity

>>76714505
hears (You)'re you

>one point conceded on serve
>all tournament
Jesus fuck Cilic

who unironically watching dasha here?

haase he arranged his own casquet?

>>76714543
did you catch that fake, mate? it was fucking beautiful
requesting a gif/webm or whatever you find

>>76714537
me

>>76714557
sadly not, was eating, must have missed it

based dasha

>>76714597
if the ATP YouTube guys don't upload that point, they should unironically delet their account

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biljana y/n

>>76714625
holy shit alize's nose is really falling apart

>tfw no one can stop FedeGOAT now

Feels good man

>>76714625
nosejob? yes, defo
>>76714613
looks like i missed the best shot yet, daymn

>>76714625
Michael Jackson would be jealous

>It's a Dasha can't serve the match episode
This is getting real frustrating

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>>76714658

>dasha

>>76714658
but anon, nadal exists and is still alive

>>76710983
The cruel nature of things:

>makes one man following and fotographing the hottest female specimen on earth and getting paid for it attracting all the jealousy from every other man on the planet for each one wishes to be in his place
>makes this man a raging semen slurper so not even he can enjoy the opportunities he's been given

If somebody blows up this universe, I fucking swear I won't cry a single tear!

>>76714756

>Nadal
>On Grass

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

queen dasha

Am I think only one watching men play tennis here?

>>76714756
>nadal
>AO
>IW
>Miami

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>>76714658
*blocks ze path*

Nooo Donald

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>>76714673
No, she always had this nose.

>roidal
>roidal
>roidal
>roidal
>roidal

madness: https://twitter.com/TennisTV/status/878237693460848640

gasquet you cuck

finish haase off so I can watch federer

>it's a dasha is a tactical midget episode

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cmon gasquet
we wanna see federer

>Richard Casket
>David Coffin
lel

>>76714887
roflmoa

>>76714887
>jacc succ

>>76714886
Shag, avoid, marry

>>76714789
morning
>>76714770
>>76714790
old goats hit a good patch spontaniously, mostly pointless looking at their form
>>76714841
my mistake, i meant 'nose job needed'

>>76714886
Can't Federer afford a new cap?

>>76714907
ma boi
>>76714929
he prefers to stay classy

>rishit casket

>6-1 1-6

how the turntables

dasha is a cuck

>>76714929
It probably came pre-ripped like that

gasquet you scrubby old fuck kill yourself

>Chokrilova
I had money on her too ffs

this is the part where casket wins 7-5

quick joke for you lads:
What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Roger Federer?
>Clinton never chokes when trying to slam his ball.

Görges vs Lisicki soon

>>76715037
xd

>>76714958
>>76714887
please see >>76714543 for instructions on correct use of casquet meme

>>76715059
thanks for the (You)

>>76715037
wtf i love the clintons now!

>>76715082
have another one on me, lad

>>76714981
Doesn't really look like it, it seems to me that that's a 10 year old cap.

loooool the choking of Haase

Gabe rothenberg

>>76714866
smiles all round

>>76714978
literally

>>76715057
no. CoCo -MuGu

:)

>>76715162
(:

>>76715103
wife controls money

>>76715162
>>76715189
samefriends

Reminder that there is only ONE british flag in this thread.

>>76715214
no

>>76715214
Yeah, me

>Robin Hahaase

>>76715197
kek

>>76715214
Oi, you got me lad.

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>>76715214
That's right m8

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>>76715214
seriously i'm not that talented, ur're fear has gripped ur're anus and prostate

>>76715214
el krautistANO seniores

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>tfw you bought some beer but it's still warm and you are waiting for it to cool down in the freezer

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RICHARD?

>>76714317
unironically lifelong, well since 2007

una vela

>>76715360
dont u guys drink warm beer

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>>76715365
>2007 was 36 years ago

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>>76715360
i thought germans drink beer warm...no?
>>76715344
>still hasnot posted the conversation

>>76715360
You have to put it into ice water. Cooling it down through cold air takes forever.

>>76715384
No, we do. Ale is passable at room tempreture. Larger is just disgusting, cold or warm

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>drinking beer

>>76715384
>>76715391
Nah that's the bongs.
Some beer tastes better at room temperature apparently but i don't see it.

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>>76715405
>blowing yourself up

Warm beer tastes like donkey piss.

>>76715414
>that flag
>that post

>aegon championship
>aegon open
>aegon classic

Will they name Wimbledon Aegon Slam soon?

>>76715414
kc tier

Donald :(

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konjuh a cute
>>76715415
this
>>76715412
iwas told by many germans that they drink beer warm... are you're an american on le army base?

Robin Haase been put in a Casquet.

>>76715425
They don't even have sponsors at all so I doubt.

>>76715415
all beer tastes like donkey piss

>>76715414
t. krautist

>>76715415
t piss taster

>>76715460
that's not Romania

>>76715442
Weird, never heard of Germans doing that.
Except those beer "sommielier" hipster faggots who tell you warm beer activates more tastebuds.

>>76715442
/10is/ ytebois WILL deny this but konjuh is prime BLACKED material

>>76715414
>blowing your own dad


HAASE IMPLOding

Is there a beer that tastes like hot girl piss?

>>76715476
>argentina watching/enjoying blacked and interracial porn
can't make that shit up

>>76715449
Rolex.

>>76715449
They have Rolex

>>76715470
ayy

How many of you here are sissyboys?

I heard tennis was a sissyboy sport.

>>76715492
Let them little black bois dream.

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RIP Haase

>>76715526
Stop listening to hues, they just have girls with cocks on the brain

>>76715526
>/tennis/
>playing tennis

didn't know Kvitova was back 2bh

>drinking alcoholic beverages
just drink straight up arsenic if u want to poison urselves

What other sports do you watch besides tennis?

>>76715566
atp

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>>76715364
yes dear

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>>76715546
nigga u ratardad
>>76715547
t. unemployed neet

>>76715566
snooker

>>76715566
college lacrosse and golf

>>76715566
soccer
wta
a bit of hockey
baseball

t yu??

>dimi
>rogerer
pick 1, i can't

>MTO before you've even hit a ball

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hmmm
is peak lisicki the hottest 10is player ?

>>76715632
Fed
Doesn't look like dimi will start the match

>>76715566
I don't like sports.

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>>76715632
>Bruce Wayne Batman vs Hockeypants Neckbeard Copycats

Hmmm

>>76715658
Is she farting?

How come Dimemetrov gets to wear all black while everyone else with Nike has blue with a bleach spot?

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>Dominic Thiem is playing a tournament in turkey the week before wimbled on

>>76715659
makes things easier, mayer's in form, should give fed a decent match

>>76715692
They don't call him man with a black heart for nothing

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>i watch sports

>>76715696
he will probably get more points from that than from Wimbledon

>>76715566
AFL FOOTY MATTEEE

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>>76715711

>>76715632
Fed will retire next year, so watch him while you can.

who /Mayer/ here

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>>76715696
>Thiem's favorite grand slam

>15-30
it's over, Frauderer is FINNISH

>>76715705
Sauce in English?

>>76715727
mayer

>>76715727
Mayer.

>>76715765
Dividing to Conquer: Multiculturalism versus The People

Imagine being Mayer right now and playing a home crowd while they applaud your UE

>>76715727
unironically lifelong, well since 2004

Why do people suddenly play well and redline when they're BP down against Federer but not against Nadal or Djokovic? Really makes you think

POODERER

POODERER

I HATE POODERER

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>>76715811
*tips cap*

>>76715817
go to bed Murray

link?

>>76715817
you seriously think i came up with this, krautist?

>>76715845
send ;D

>>76715799
Thanks Hamil

>>76715854
>book in french
>getting translated to english
nigger u retarded... as if american publishers would allow it to be published anyway

>>76715799
>multiculturalism
Doesn't it say "mass culture"?

>krautpop

>>76715875
yes, the german is retarded. popular culture vs the people or smth like that

>>76715851
Found one, but no thanks to you dickhead.

>>76715888
http://hdtennis.ru/glavnaya-stranica/centralnyj-kort-atp/

>>76715888
one what? gf?

fedeLEL

>>76715875
It does. Also, "divertir" means "to entertain", not "to divide".

>>76715705
another Society of Spectacle rehash, just what we needed lmao

>>76715890
That's the one, I just searched the thread, but thanks anyway.

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kontaveit > ostaplenko

>>76715888
fag

>>76715911
np

Mayers technique really suits his looks, disgusting

>>76715906
telling..

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>>76715912
no

>>76715912
luks slightly less piglike in this one, a decent michael tier post for once

As much as I hate to say it, it's really hard for Federer to win Wimbley without a good defence game. His movement and return of serve became really crap. He can still do a lot of damage on medium-bouncing hard courts, tho

>not apologizing for a net cord
Federer is straight dookie

>>76715959
he did apologise tho?

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/are gurl/about 2 start

>>76715955
true but who the fuck else is gonna win it

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>>76715912
This!

>>76715978
Muller

>>76715972
din see it doe

>>76715978
nadal no?

>le backhand into the net man

>Fedal AO
>Rafa wins most of clay season
>Federer wins Halle
Only Wimbledon left and we have successfully completed the timejump

>>76715990
>a guy with literally no ROS

kek

>le slice le ball into le net man
Fuck, it's Memerer again, AO gave us false hope

>>76715978
probably Clic or Zverev, even Djokovic, who knows

jesus christ fed.

>>76715988
he raised hand but mayo turned his head back

>>76715978
Murray

>mayo

>>76715875
>>76715887
>>76715906

Hey, I've never had a single french lesson in my entire life.

>>76715955
Nigga u think Fed's gonna risk break his knees and ankles to defend balls in Halle? He's coasting. He'll show his true power level only in the second week at the Nimbledon.

when is wimbled on draw

>>76715990
>le hasn't reached the second week of wimbledon in five years man

>Mayer didn't choke
is Federer, dare I say it, finished?

STOP ZOOMING IN ON POOR LJUBICIC

>>76716045
next friday

>>76716048
howfarbehind.ru

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>>76715978
Muller

>>76716045
draws are always the Friday before the tournament

>>76716002
>Cilic
maybe
>Zverev
hahahahahaha
>Djokovic
HAHAHAHAHA

>>76716045
June 30th. They gave out WCs doe that kid who hit the umpire got one

>>76716058
kek nice
>>76716069
I read that but did he get a WC for the main draw or the qualifiying one?

do you guys think Mayer woke up today and walked out on the court thinking he could unironically win today?

>>76715978
M U L L E R