Press F to pay respect! Cant beat a shitty Germany C team

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Apologise conmebolfags

chile doesn't give a shit about group stages

Who cares about other teams. Mexico will bring it home.

why we are so shit lads?

just jerked off to bailey jay lads

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>>76701226
We still have anime. :3

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The important question is, are Chileans white?

>>76701255
no

>>76701255
Only ppl from the mid-high and high classes.

>>76701297
So like literally every country

>>76701224
Is Mexico your favorite son?

>>76701255
Communists aren't even people

>>76701224
t-thanks dad

>>76701315
We have poor whites and rich browns too.

>Herrera sucking Ter Stegen's dick
Sad!

>tie against a team of literal whos
This NT is doomed.

chile is fucking WEAK

>>76701409
Ter Stegen asked for it.

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Post based South American players

Great thread

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>>76701252
Germ/a/ny

>>76701255
No, we're mestizo

Also I bet only Chile gives a shit about this cup, like what even is the cofederations cup?

>A bunch of 30 years old trying to press high all game
This looks worse on the Germans that didn't beat you 4-0 tbqh

>>76701323
We love all our children, even that rebellious brat Netherlands <3

But I think our best relations have traditionally been with Mexico and Cuba.

>>76701255
NOSOTROS

>>76701502
ÉRAMOS

>>76701255
some are, some aren't
what's so hard about it?

>>76701520
BLANCOS

>>76701556
my dick

>>76701562
Y

>>76701587
MIERDA

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>>76701562
Y MIERDA

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>>76701442

>>76701224
>Chile vs Mexico semis
>Chile beats Mexico 7-0 again
>Chile then does what Messi couldn't and beats Ronaldo

Dubs and happens

We played like shit against Mexico B in 2015 and Bolivia in 2016 for group stages. We just need to beat the aussies and that either Cameroon or Germany win by only a low amount of goals and we win the group

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When will Chile give back the sea?

>>76701620
Muerto

>>76701174
S-sory UEFA kouhai.

>>76701642
When Argentina gives back Tierra del Fuego to be honest (never)

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>>76701642
Evo's tears will create their own sea

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>el chileANO

that victory was too easy tßh

>>76701642
When Bolivia gives us all of her gas reserves

>>76701695
>ß = B
Are you sure you are german

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>>76701697
>gas
Hook me up senpai.

>>76701693
When will he make Bolivia Venezuela 2.0?

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>>76701255
Mestizos bro

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>>76701714

get with the times grandpa. im here to represent the /bundes/ and we invented the use of ß in tßh to circumvent the word filter. baka

>>76701714
its a bundes mem

>>76701714
p sure its to evade the filter

>>76701757
The ones type you list as 25% are literally perfect women I would instantly marry.

>>76701760
>>76701767
>>76701780
Gotchu fám

>>76701757
so...
above 25%: brown
below 25%: white

>>76701757
Actually that's a very close representation of my clasroom back in my school years

>>76701255
Mixed. Genetics are some weird shit, Im chilean and im pale as fuck but my features are kinda indian (mainly the nose).

>they failed to win of Germany
Into the trash it goes.

>>76701858
condor nose is typical for spanish

>>76701757
20% seems to be just the right amount for women

>>76701714
nuevo culiao

>>76701943
>newfag
That'd be 'nuevo marica'

>>76701985
>he thinks I was saying "newfag"
nuevito imbécil

>>76702041
buen proxy

>>76702060
buen dolor de culo el tuyo

>>76702077
WENA NIDO

Paren de hablar en taco!

>>76702077
>hambrientino hablando de dolor de culo

no veo a tu equipucho en el torneo

>>76702087
>everything I don't like is nido

>>76702117
W E N A
E
N
A

>>76702110
>si me rompe el culo es argentino
tremenda pera perrín

>>76702124
punto demostrado

>>76702117
CALMAO CHOROY

>>76702117
>>76702138
Quítate el proxy nido

>>76702151
quitate el ardor anal

>>76701757
Puta nariz que nos dejaron los españoles del orto.

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>>76701442

>>76702198
Too son mano ;_;

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>>76701442

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>>76701442
He was a gentleman in a team of cavemen

No homo

>>76701252
>184x184

>>76701642

Hopefully never

>Lose war 100 years ago
>Claim for reparations until today

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>>76701442

>He decided to come back to Chile just to get fucked by colo colo

rip chupete

>>76701620
>Mexico
>South America

>>76702477
Who gives a single fuck?

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>>76701442

>>76702558
Mexicans, they hate when someone says that they aren't in North America

>>76702401
Truly a god amongst men.

>>76702270
patrician taste

>>76702630
They are south of America, therefore south American. Anyone claiming otherwise are just Mexicans wishing they were Canadian North Americans).

>>76702401
Suazo > Andre Pierre Cucknac t.b.h.

>>76701796
>>76701890
>Stereotypes are true

>>76702625
El mago

>>76701757
ese 40% deberia ser mas bajo

Chile has never taken group stages seriously
if you look at 2015 CA, they played a meme game aganstin shitxico D team and drew 3-3

if you look at 2016 CA, they lose to Argentina and then neede a 90+9 penalty to beat Bolivia, yes 9 minutes added to refball for them

now look at this group stage, they don't even play well against German D team. They will be fine and make it to the final without a problem

>>76702298
Le sick blooters man , good times

>>76703402
Depends. If Germany finnish second and face Portugal (who will win their group) then yes Chile should reach the final sine Mexico/Russia aren't ob their level).

But if Germany wins the group then Chile will play against Portugal in the semis and lose thus not reaching the finals.

>>76701133

CHI CHI CHI LE LE LE.

>>76703483
>Losing to Moortugal
>Ever

kek

Also our team is getting old, we need young lads to stick with this high pressure gameplay. It was funny seeing these young Nazis getting out pressed by some 30 years old manlets.

>>76702706
Man, Merkel completely fucked up german education system, isnt?

>>76703483
I truly unironically believe Chile is better than Portugal

>>76703650
you'll definitely win when facing tsuland

>>76703650
If you dont choke and null completely the TSUUUU man you have higher chances to win that one.

>>76703921
if we can null Messi, we can null TSUU.

Also why the fuck Germans believe that this team is not, at least, equal to their A team? Boateng is shit, Müller is even more shit, Ozil is invisible, Reus can't play, Lahm is retired. Hummels? Neuer? I can only think in this two who can actually "improve" the current squad, but they are not crucial.

>>76704022
its probably because this only is their 4th game together and they didnt get to train beforehand either. also theyre all young and unexperienced players. some of them shurely could improve the squad in the future tho

>>76704022
Our own NT is proficient enough nulling Messi m8
All you did back then was murderball him, wasnt even necessary.

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>>76704022
>no GOATkreutz
>equal to our A team

>>76702401
He got so fucked up by colo-colo, that he ended playing in an ametur league team in the north of chile, now no one remember him and he is a fat fucker

>>76701224
Puto

>>76707557
don't be jelly breh, you can get some love from your Brit step-mom l guess

>>76701760
Nice

>>76707607
7-0