/mlb/ general - AIRPORT edition

Yankees 2bh

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Royals

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WE'RE FUCKING DOING IT AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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What went wrong?

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>>76700265
this

are we fucking cursed or something

every time we have a chance, we get blown out by literally 7 runs or more

>>76699770

So did he take the bitch back to kpax or what?

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>>76700445
dont worry lad, the winner of the next series literally is guaranteed to be .500

How to spot a lifelong

“big” fanbase, gamethreads with lots of people
>Yankees
>Red Sox
>Dodgers
>Giants
>Cubs
>Blue Jays
>Mariners

smaller fanbase, smaller gamethreads
>Indians
>White Sox
>Mets
>Orioles
>Rangers
>Royals
>Cardinals
>Tigers
>Nationals

smaller fanbase, occasional gamethreads
>Pirates
>Phillies
>Astros
>A’s
>Angels
>Braves

very few or no fans, very few or no gamethreads
>Marlins
>Rays
>Reds
>Padres
>Rockies
>Diamondbacks
>Brewers
>Twins

If you're in the bottom tier and your fans are suddenly out of the woodwork you have no excuse for defending "how long you've been here."

>>76700501
That said, I should update this.

>>76700501
Astros belong in the top level

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>tfw ive been waiting forever for this game to start and talking to myself
>>76696793

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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
>>76700501
go fuck yourselb

>>76700565
I'm remaking this. You'll be in Tier 2

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BUNTINERS!

UPDATED VERSION

“big” fanbase, gamethreads with lots of people
>Yankees
>Dodgers
>Red Sox
>Cubs
>Giants
>Mariners
>Blue Jays
>White Sox
>Royals

smaller fanbase, smaller gamethreads
>Mets
>Phillies
>Astros
>Tigers
>Orioles
>Indians
>Reds
>Athletics

smaller fanbase, occasional gamethreads
>Cardinals
>Angels
>Nationals
>Rangers
>Braves
>Pirates
>Padres
>Rockies

very few or no fans, very few or no gamethreads
>Diamondbacks
>Twins
>Marlins
>Brewers
>Rays

>>76700778
>>76700778
>>76700778
Astros @ A's

Remember when there were those Diamondbacks fans for like a month

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>>76700751
>>76700751
>..Tonight!
>it's a very special "This is My Life, Now!!" episode; when Anon gets a D is her Boipussy
>and later
>for D for that Boipuusi

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>>76700751
MARINYAS!

How good is the NL West?

>>76701263
One good team, two pretender teams, two garbage teams

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>>76700565

this

>>76700565
Nope. Even with all the lifelongs coming out of the woodworks, your gamethreads are still empty.

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Has any team really not come out of the Wood Work this season?

>Yet?
any surprises this year on attendance?

>>76701263
Dodgers overperforming slightly (mostly due to schedule)
Rockies overperforming a lot (but explainable thanks to their new manager and their schedule)
Dbacks overperforming slightly
Padres about right
Giants underperforming desperately with no hope, throwaway season

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I mean, hell, pick a stat. Batting average? Boring, but alright. There are 185 players with at least 1000 plate apperances since 2015. Escobar’s .248 mark ranks 153rd. You want on base percentage? Uh, not good, with Escobar placing 183rd. Somehow, he’s even worse at isolated power—he’s nice and cozy sitting at 184th place—and that combination places him dead last in on base plus slugging (OPS).

You want defense? If you’re going by traditional metrics, then errors is as good a bet as any. There are 272 players with 1000+ innings played in the field since 2015. Escobar’s 32 errors are the 16th-highest amount.

If you want some more advanced metrics, let’s stick with Defensive Runs Saved (DRS) and Ultimate Zone Rating (UZR). By DRS (same qualifications as above), Escobar isn’t in the top 50, or 100, or even 150 of the best defensive players—rather, Escobar ranks 179th. By UZR, Escobar cracks the top 50 at 43rd place...but if you look at UZR/150, which prorates UZR for everybody out to 150 games, Escobar falls out of the top 50 and all the way to 71st place.

Good lord Alcides Escobar is trash.

>>76700784
Something odd about White Sox fans on /sp/: you only realize how many there are during Cubs playoff games.

>>76701708
That is blatantly false.

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Thinking man stock image

>>76701708
wat

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>>76701706
Escobar is on track for the worst offensive season by a qualified batter in the history of recorded baseball and, no, I am not making this up. The only batters worse, according to Fangraphs, were a handful of 19th-century players, none of whom had more than 60 plate appearances. Considering stat collection back then, when it was closer to the Civil War than to when functioning airplanes existed, I think we should take a mountainfull of salt with those numbers.

Is it safe to say Escobar is the worst player in baseball?

>>76700784
This is so fucked up. But the one thing you have to do is swap Padres and Dbacks.

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What did he mean by this?

When was the last time a AAA ball player finished as a top 8 outfielder in the all star voting?

>>76701836
Warbs is the face of the game

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AstGOATS

>>76701836
Cubs fans were a mistake

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Have two rivals ever had the top two picks of the draft?

>Altuve out of the lineup
>Astros up 10-0 through 2 innings
is he holding >us back?

>>76701804
Are you seriously >imblyinguh that the DBacks had any presense at all before they were good?

>>76702009
I can't wait for you guys to blow the ALDS again, so I can quit seeing your retarded posts.

>>76702025

I swear I remember 2 AZ MLB trips in the past. I just remember them being in a Dodgers thread where the Dodgers were fucking the Dbags in their boypucci, the Dbags trips saying they were done and they haven't been seen since. Only Pads trip was Phillip Rivers and he's probably ded, a ton of *lifelong SF fans who are nowhere to be seen now and maybe 1 rockies trip.

>>76702069

>Implying we wont all be watching football

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>>76701706
>>76701781
>only on pace for a -2.0 WAR season
Small time

>>76701781

Someone on the Royals is doing worse than Gordon?

>>76702079
>2 confirmed dead trips v. One trip that according to you isn't confirmed dead
Dbags everyone

>>76702025
Oh ok, so you're new. They've had multiple trips and they used to have regular threads. "Only Dbacks Trip" and that Parra trip were their biggest ones, but the first guy went off to boot camp and hasn't had time to post since. They were good for ok bantz.

>>76702079
>SF fans who are nowhere to be seen now
I've been here since the beginning of the board and I'll be here after you've fucked off to jail for some random stabbing.

>>76702225
10/10

>>76702211
>I've been here since the beginning of the board

No you haven't

>and I'll be here after you've fucked off to jail for some random stabbing.

I'm in my mid 20's, don't do drugs and don't have a criminal record. You're more likely to die of AIDS than me being in jail for anything.

>>76702207
Are you an ALfag who doesn't know anything about these teams, or what? The Padres haven't had any real presence on the board since the 2010 division chase, not even exaggerating. And here you are putting them anywhere higher than the bottom of the list.

That Doyerfag knows more than you do. And that's not even the only problem with your list.

DFA Tulo

>>76702265
lel

That's it, just lel.

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>>76700501
I'd make all the game threads, but I don't want to be expected of it

How do you get a job at a baseball stadium? I think that'd be pretty sweet

>>76701980
In 2009 the storied Washington rivalry had 1 and 2.
The ALE Washington won that one

>>76702402
That's why I stopped doing them for my team. I started just filling in but then everyone else stopped and left it to me for too long.

>>76702271
I didn't make the list, and I'm an NL fan. Both the Dbacks and Padres belong in the lowest tier because they have a near 0 presense on this board

>>76702427
Apply

>>76702427
It probably wouldnt be, assuming your talking about a service job
>low hours
>low pay
>dealing with drunk assholes
>never get to actually watch your team play
Now an office job would be cool. Something like assistant to the traveling secretary

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>>76702427

Do you have any skills?

>4+ hour rain delay
>>76696793

I just wanted to watch some WSB...

>throwing changeups with a 7 run lead

texas is trash tbqh

>>76700445
>are we fucking cursed or something
Below-average starting pitching, defense, and offense sometimes causes baseball teams to have loss issues.

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It's an off day which means we are guaranteed no to lose.

>>76701781
Jose Reyes is worse. He either strikes out or hits a home run, and he doesn't hit homers very often.

>>76702427
working at a minor league stadium is the GOAT high school summer job

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>>76702651

>>76702536
Just don't book the team in the Ramada in Milwaukee

>>76702627
>implying that team is incapable of blowing a 7-run lead
oh ye of little faith

how many more mets have to get injured until they call up tebow?

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>>76702744
Why don't you go down to duh aiuhpoaht and hold up a sign until he comes, oghkay?

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SWEET

I got a military discount for getting MLB.tv @<:^)~
>cause Service Before Self, Muthafuckazzzzzz

SUCK THAT KIM JONG UN

I don't care for the Royals, but thanks for that 50% off Papa Johns. PAPA BLESS

WEEEEEEEEEW

have started at Torget yet??

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25 hours until David Ortiz comes out of retirement

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When are we going to have a meetup, guys?

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>dodgers/snakes/rockies all OVERperforming
>jints are UNDERperfoming

What did the shiteater mean by this?
How can a team who is shit on paper, perform like shit, be underperfoming?
How can 3 teams that are great on paper, performing great, be overperforming?

>>76703089
me on the left

Hey guys DG doesn't exist anymore so there's no reason to call him out on his dumb shit. You're not really reading it. It's an illusion.

>>76703157

I'm DG

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>>76703089
wait wait wait

those two people with dark shirts on the left side clearly have the jints logo blurred out

how

fucking

cucked

can you be

lmao

>>76703089
>Lincecum Dodgers jersey

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Respond to this.

>>76703303
He plays in the Free-Out league. Doesn't count.

>>76703258
>>76703278
That site is normie central. They have regular friendly rival posters in every team's board, seems like.

Somebody post the Royals ones with at least 5 different team hats.

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>detoilet

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>dodgers fans are actually giants fans

this honestly explains so much

pissboi's endless obsession should've been clue enough

>>76703329
I can at least excuse living in a flyover, rooting for another team and wanting to meet some people with similar interests. Going to your rival's meet up and then happily posing in the pic is pathetic.

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>>76703343
>TOR 4th

u wot

>>76703349
DG confirmed for ginger lady

How will she will ever recover??

>>76703371
The normie world is pretty abnormal

>>76703371

You're right, that only happens in flyover country. LA is too big of a market for that.

>marrying a rival team's fan and living where they play
I don't understand that either, fucking disgusting.

>>76703397
I am by general standards a pretty gigantic normie and I would never even think of doing that shit. Then again, I would also never use reddit.

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>tfw this sexy motherfucker is going to the world series

>>76703447
I can't believe he gets traded to the Phillies like that

>Rookies led the Al and NL in home runs
I wonder (((who))) could be behind this...

>>76703349
No obsession runs deeper than yours towards pissboi and the Dodgers though

>>76703436
There's a Dodger fan who regularly posts in the Giants' SBN site. Seems like a regular guy. He doesn't post on TBLA and isn't a Giants fan in any way. I don't get it.

>>76703473
Could it be one of America's favorite Beer manufacturers?

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>Jeff Passan @JeffPasson
>#Mariners have acquired OF Michael Saunders from #Phillies for SP Yovani Gallardo.

this is the happiest I have been all season. Welcome home, Condor

>>76703432
Eh the marrying thing is less bad, I can imagine the sex after both teams play each other being pretty great and the teasing being fun; all on top of the fact that it's pretty rare to find a real girl fan of baseball at all. Posing gleefully in a photo like that is really where it all comes apart though.

>>76702427
Literally apply online. My uncle is retired and he loves baseball so he got a job as an usher at Wrigley, pretty cool my man.

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>>76703542
welp, it was a fake account

motherfucker

>>76703089
Post the other years.

>>76703592
wait, gallardo is so fucking bad that it's plausible he's worth a full saunders?

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If you faggot fucks want to shit on Mariners fans, don't expect us not to fight back. The Mariners will be the Cinderella story of the wild card team. Fuck off with that otherwise shit.

Tell me how these stats make you feel. I've got more where that came from.

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>>76703663
>Tell me how these stats make you feel.

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>>76700566
Last home game attendance
Chicago Cubs: 41,708
White Sox: 20,139

>>76703663
i love age and year statistics, really gives you the full profile on a player

>>76703551
So you really took that post seriously eh.

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>>76703663
please don't ruin the comfy vibes

the M's are finally healthy again, we don't need Us 12's tier shitposting.

>>76703700
>not even for any reason at all, the lifelong cubs fan will bring up the whos or attendance, as if anyone cares about either

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>>76703704
Do you want to discuss this player here faggot? He seems to cause a lot of distress on here. You can talk about it with me, this is a safe space. Just let your guard down. Let me in.

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>>76703089
I went to one 4chan meet up 11 years ago. We all got banned the following year.

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>>76703729
Hey now, just showing what team the city comes out to see and support. I mean, it's not like I brought up the fact that the Cubs' victory rally was the 7th largest peaceful gathering in human history.

>>76703700
1. That stuff is delicious
2. I hope the next 300 posts are dedicated to "gazpacho casserole" shitposting

>>76703704
Age vs. year line graphs make my dick hard as a true Jamesian sabermetrician who has literally been published in the Fangraphs comment section.

>>76703709
I did, my internet sarcasm detection is bad.

>>76703778
>victory rally was the 7th largest peaceful gathering in human history.
I can't believe you actually fell for that. You do know that victor parade attendance numbers are purposely exaggerated all the time right

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What did Didi mean by this?

>>76703700
JUST A LITTLE 'GO 'ZA

>>76703822
How does it make you feel that we took Cano? How do you feel that we did to you what the Yankees have done to the Mariners for their entire existence? The difference is that we'll actually finish the job and give him a ring. I can't wait for your asshurt when he goes into the HoF as a Mariner.

>>76703799
It's ok, I'm eating a meatball sandwich now and that's the truth.

>>76703814
>Believing the rag that is the Tribune.
I bet you think Rauner is right in crashing the state.

>>76703778
I went to Boston University during the 2013 Red Sox parade, I know at least 20 people who went that weren't even baseball fans let alone Red Sox fans. World Series parades are a fucking meme and you should have to pass a team related test to go.

>>76702733
Those overpaid players should focus on winning games, not hotels

>>76703863
To be fair, the Red Sox and Boston are fagets who only pretend to like baseball so they find more ways to exagerate their goofy accent and show contempt for New York.

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>>76702829
this is still awesome

>>76703844
Cano got a ring in '09 retard, he had a sweet year and was a huge part of the reason they won.

>>76703863
>only 20 people went that weren't fans
Sounds like a pretty solid fanbase if you ask me. I always knew Red Sox fans were the best.

>>76703848
Nice, post pics?

>>76703856
I think you might have brain damage. I don't even know what the tribune said
I do have this tho
>On a raw autumn day with spitting rain, an estimated 3.2 million people
http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/sports/baseball/al/redsox/2004-10-30-city-parade_x.htm
7 Years later
>Over one million fans have filled the streets
http://nesn.com/2011/06/crowd-for-bruins-stanley-cup-parade-is-largest-ever-for-championship-celebration-in-boston/
Congrats lifelong, you got played

>>76703922
I could believe the 2004 one, that was some wild shit

>>76703922
I don't get why people go after Cubs fans so much on here. They literally never post, and when they do it's nothing harmful.

>>76703922
>Comparing baseball and Hockey

>>76703942
Hello soler

>>76703942

because they'll all dead
>besides the Chiraq bandwaggon

>>76703951
Damn son, you missed the point entirely

>>76703911
I'm ashamed because I used brioche hamburger buns, which means I had to fold paper towels into a sandwich cradle just so everything wouldn't fall out of the bottom.

Also, too late, all gone.

>>76703987

slap your ass with a hand full of sauce

then, POST images -_-

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>series against Washington coming up

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>>76703942
>I don't get why people go after Cubs fans so much on here.
This picture sums it up. A lot of the people in /mlb/ lead miserable lives, but were able to cope by saying to themselves. 'At least I cheer for a team that isn't as shitty as a Cubs.' They clung to that like a security blanket and when the Cubs won last year, it was snatched away from them and they have to deal with the cold, hard reality that life is shitty and they can't just go on shitting on another fanbase.

>>76703942
>soler and mo'lester suddenly don't exist
wew

>>76704016
>
>at least we don't suck like the Indians
fucking racist

>>76704016
Hello again soler, kill yourself you metal fuck.

>>76704039
Both of them are DG, you fucking newfag

>>76703844
lmfao

>>76704055
>are DG
Someone is trying really hard to fit in

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>>76704015
>>76704015

>>76704055
Hi, Is this your first summer on /mlb/?
Welcome.

>>76703542
Someone is actually willing to let gallardo pitch?

>>76704016
>one year after finally winning they are barely above 500 in a ded division
>sent one of their world series heroes to the minors
still funny to laugh at even with their ring

>>76704129
I've been here for years faggot and I've analyzed their posts before making such claims. I can tell you with certainty that they're all the same person.

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>>76704129

>people don't believe you when you tell them that there were no general before

Where do I rank Derek Jeter for divorces?

>>76704010
lewd

>>76703663
I respect the mariners fans because they are very dedicated

>>76704015
Who bitch this is

>>76703663
Please stop

friendly reminder that 1 ring in 108 years is statistically worse than 0 rings in 55 years

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>>76704202


we might just be a little mental as well


>>76704235
There ya go

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friendly reminder that Kyle Swarbordo currently in AAA hit 0.500 off Leaveland "pitching" in the world series.


Who can explain this????

>>76704274
superior DH rule desu

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>>76704274
Ohio is for niggers and drug addicts

>>76704178
How much rent does DG pay to live in your head? Is it a roommate situation or are you so psychologically dominated and owned by the 'pissboi' that you need permission before you form an original thought?
Sincere question.

>>76704274
If you looked like that in real life and I took a sharp pencil and started just stabbing your seat in various spots.

Would you die or get dumber?

>>76704178
It would be funnier if you really believed this.

>the collapsing shitheap of the somalia twinks

SF Giants vs ATL Braves (#4 of 4)

7:35 PM ET | 4:35 PM PT

>>76704278
>>76704278
>>76704278

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>>76704412

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Is this the most cerebral pitch-sequence of the 2017 season?

$10 PayPal a more 'cerebral' sequence.

>>76704479
nah

>>76704479
Are these conditions you deem fair?

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>>76704412
>last night
>Cory in the house
pic related

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>>76704523

is this fro a movie?

>>76704523
Idiots like you have made CIDF un-funny

>>76704527
What is she saying?

>>76704345
dang...

>>76704622
"this is a loooonnng game"

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>>76704622
t. worst lip reader ever

>this is a lawng game

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Nothing like playing the A's to help you get out of a funk

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RIP in piss Colorado Rockies April 4th 2017 - June 22nd 2017

>tfw brain delay

>>76704719
>not tree fiddy

pffsstttttt................ whatever

>>76704622

>I'd suck a loooooooooooooooooooooooonng schlang

>>76704780

>Hurricane Delay

Yup, totally normal weather
>ATL and Minneapolis
totally normal patterns here.. back to you and Sport's Desk, Janet..
>Ah hahaha :^)

>>76704893

That seems more realistic

All hail Matt Davidson

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I voted purely based on the long ball, because the All Star game needs more dingers.

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Kyle SchwAAArber is still on the ASG ballot. Let's make it happen.

>>76705338
haha he's so bad

>>76705338
ROLLIN DOWN THE STREET
HEADIN TO CITI
GONNA GO SEE JAY BRUCE

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Avisail Garcia is such a damn beast. Is the rest of the country aware of this fact?

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wew

>>76705555
You need to delete that right now

>>76705514
Probably not.. fangraphs still says he sucks, so the sheep will not pay attention. Bahhhhhhhhh

>>76705212
he's so good.

>Arron Judge
but I have tinnitus, so I hear..
>pair of jugs

-_-

>I asked Buehrle if he'd played against [Albert Pujols] in junior college.

>He confirmed he had, and offered a description I've never forgotten.

>"A shortstop with a big butt who could really hit,'' Buehrle said.

Huh white sox are gayer than I thought

>>76705789
Why did Pujols play in JuCo?

>>76705868

Pussy
the only reason anyone plays baseball in school

>>76705789


>insisting that you don't "get" locker room humor

Alright, Denise, let's go back to that Hurricane!..

>Arrieta is 2 for 2 with an RBI
Designated Shitter fans can leave

>>76706111
sample size: 1 AB

>>76706192
2*

>>76706192
>2 for 2
>1 AB
Baby League mathematics.

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help me
>>76705694

>>76706111
>NL babies are so surprised and amazed when their pitcher doesn't give away free outs that they feel the need to brag when they hit a single
Really gets the noggin joggin

>>76706365
>The Baby League doesn't let their pitchers play the entire game
>Actually waste a roster spot on someone who doesn't know how to field
That doesn't even require critical thinking to know how stupid that is.

>>76706408
Coming from the team that unironically put their outfield in the hands of Kyle Schwarber for 58 games this season, that's rich.

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>>76706219

this Ian Happ guy on the cubs has maybe the best ass in all of baseball

unbelievably perfect round bubble butt

Since the Advent of the DH in 1973, American League teams have on 23 World Series, to 20 from the National League. A recent NL surge winning 7 of the last 11 World Series has closed the gap.

>>76706533
love it
https://youtu.be/0qSnMZqMcjg
feel free and more :3

>>76706494
He's a hitter first and a slugger second. All he's been trying to do is slug balls out of the park if you look at the type of hits he's been getting. (Doubles and Home Runs.) Triple A will do him well to rework his batting. When he'll be back in the fall and stomp the baby league again.

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>>76706219

Is Aaron Judge elite?

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>>76706219
Did the hitter died?

>>76706730
is his butt better than Ian Happ's booty?

>>76706778
I'd say so

>>76706778
can confirm judge is juicy af

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>>76706719
>>76706731
>>76706533
keep it going! my arena, 20 yo ago

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>>76706900

plz, stafp

>>76706926

>a dirt mound behind the box
pretty ingenious

like to that at a MLS game -_-

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>>76706778
>>76706801
can a nigga get a Judge booty pic tho?

Happ's is just so big and bubbly round, I can't!!!

>>76703863
fucking this

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>>76706991
3rd legoue....now is betrter watch me on eu liga my friend ; https://youtu.be/2DJF2sTwpls

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Name a better DH.
I'll wait.

>>76703863
>not good enough to go to Yale or MIT
>going to BU

the retard has been spotted

>>76707125
>over 7 years of no DHs until finally a literally who from the dbacks who spent 5 years in the minors saves the position in a rebuilding year

...what the fuck?

>>76707125
Cruz

>>76707125
>.5 WAR in 57 games

>white sox fans think this is a good hitter
>white sox fans think this is how you play baseball

No

>>76707120
do your teams every compete internationally?
fun little atmosphere there

>>76707199
>draft burger
>tank for beer
>literally who becomes dh
the memes are slowly falling into place

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Holy God, the Twinkies are so god damn awful

I'm sorry to all the /general/ fans out there

[sobbing]

LET'S GO EXTRAS LOS ANGELES

EWE CAN DEW EET

i'm watching the marlins vs cubs game and so far i've seen a guy in a yankees hat and a guy in a marlins hat with a rangers tshirt on

#montrealbaseball

>>76707246
Cut them some slack, they don't have the privilege of rooting for a good team. This is the best they can do so why not just give them it?

>>76707247
borussia legia 8-4? good times. we are fuggin ready to bring back da joy xED https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBw9kQYU5xM

>>76707246
.8 if you count today. DHs always have shit WAR thanks to positional adjustments anyways, the best one (Cruz) is at 1.5

>>76707383

so what brings U to to the /mlb/ today, besides boredom and I assume to much vodka

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>>76707350
>Louisville still has no Pro team
>no Mexican, PR or Cuban franchise

THANKS BUD

>>76707400
>.8 is good
Is rooting for art melting the brains of whos fans? Why not just root for good teams with actual good players?

>Jints

>>76707456
He didn't even say it was
Calm yourself

>>76707456
>DHs always have shit WAR
Does "shit" mean "good" to you?
Sox fans are just excited because he's hit 7 dongs in his last 10 games.

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>>76707456
because those of us wholl forever stay with the team arent fairweather bandwagon fucks so get fucked

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>>76707532
i detect saline

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>>76707596
who wouldnt feel some when some fuckface tells you to abandon your team. I already hate bandwagoners more than anything else in the world when I saw so many people, including people I knew, either throw on a blue jersey for the first time ever or worse, switched to it from a silver and black. They should all burn in hell

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>>76707420
i like boreboll.... slowe game... smoke'd. cmon you know why i love it!. its deep in my heart- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcxTCd2y6-g

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>>76707680
well alright then

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>>76706219

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>>76707658
>

#chiraqproblems

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>orioles allow 5 AGAIN

coming for that 1924 philly ass

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>>76707739

such a beautiful park
last old one ;_;

>>76707714
this
>>76707794

>>76707456
>>76707400
>>76707246
Aren't you actually supposed to use WRC for DHs?

>>76707794
beuty!

"Today's game between the Chicago White Sox and Minnesota Twins at Target Field was delayed 4 hours and 50 minutes which sets the record for the longest rain delay in the MLB."

>>76707703
>>76707714

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBXCuqfgvCQ

>>76700287
the collapse of the auto industry?

>>76707896

No, that was inevitable and planned for

My evidence;
white people

>>76707859
That's longest while still playing, right? I believe there have been 7 hour delays where they eventually postpone.

>>76707859
There was one in the 90's that went on for 7 hours before they eventually just called it

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>game's been over
>At Bat radio still keeping the feed and can listen to the postgame show
Based At Bat

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>Leave the MVP race to me

>>76707948
That's cool and all, but you could jut use tunein or something to do that

>>76707951
honestly what were they even thinking with that jersey font?

>>76707993

the entire diamondbacks rebrand looks like it was captained by some FO idiot's eleven-year old kid picking out what his friends thought would look cool

>>76707959
I actually haven't tried tunein for WLS. I should some time. I just like that I'm using the At Bat radio feed listening to Ed and DJ call the game and right after it just continues to Connor on the postgame without me even needing to change it. Also usually it'll stop the feed a bit after the game but for some reason today it's still going which is awesome especially after a win like todays.

>>76707993
I'm just glad they changed from the gay colors they used to have. Rockies need to get on board and change their gay color. Keep the black, lose the queer purple

>>76707951
>implying he won't get screwed over
Goldschmidt is literally invisible to the media.

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>>76707703
tell me about your sensi!

>yaks

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>>76708074
>>76708074
https://www.leafly.com/indica/purple-hindu-kush

knock out indicas
if you get me gift, I love 'em

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>>76708029
Only members of the NL west big three can respond to this post

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>>76708111
Well for you

what do you think about that?

>>76708131
Fuck off jints nigger

>>76708102
oho ho https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsa44yrIOJo

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>>76708153
>>76708153

please, Poland
[wipe sweaty brow]

Is that Bro who plays DD here? Wondering if buying a High priced rookie like Puig or Wright is worth it in trying to get the dingers

>>76708180
smokinnn my friend are we??;;;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=544wUydR2eg

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>>76708319
>4Justice

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>2017
>Not buying and playing this

>>76708333
>>76708333
white russian strain https://youtu.be/r-v2QLmAmOs

What the fuck is going on in this thread

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>>76708396
https://www.leafly.com/hybrid/white-russian

weew

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>>76708428

FUCK THE OILERS

Tigers @ Mariners
>>76708496
>>76708496

>>76708454
wik up! https://youtu.be/EVYmwEuKhSg

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>>76708456
>posting concussion egg shit in /MLB/

>>76708539
This, DELET your post now

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What do you think of these numbers?

>>76708539
It's Coon Collide, anon.

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>>76708508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9FBMM1v38c

I don't know much about ska.. but I know what I like

>>76708560
a lot less than I was expecting

>>76708553
>>76708573

Coon collide is highly acceptable. Also, no. Also, forgot my trip.

>>76708560

I expected way more games played. Also, I'm gonna guess that the majority of strikeouts have come since 1970.

>>76708586
haha
sun ish shinng!
https://youtu.be/QQQpkll5aoA