AHHAHAHAHAHHAA DIE MEMESHAFT

>le lets develop young talents on international competitiong meme reddit team XDDDD
lol XDDDD

>>76698251
is that a german die or an english die

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>>76698276
>brazil

>>76698251
>>76698276
(you)

>>76698251
i hope >we will get exposed at the world cup

>>76701475
Fuck off, Mehmet.

>>76701826
I think you'll find Ozil is in the national team

>>76701475
Fuck off, Bülent.

>>76698552
German. Feminine article. The eng. version would universally be "the".

>>76698251
kys gypsy you did the same shit with mexico yesterday

>>76701475
Not going to happen you self-hating cuck

JAJAJAJAJSJASKJSKSJKAJSKJ

>>76701949
>>76701872
>>76701826
bait is 2 ez

>>76698276
>here's a (you), on the house

>>76701972
all the bauern got mad as fuck

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>Chile perfectly timing their subs
>Löw leaves all of their players to die

What did he mean by this?

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>>76701972
I like your style

What's funny? They drew against Chile's A squad without fielding any of their star players.

>>76702067
He was trying to show that even with our C-team and without subs the South American champion couldn't beat us.

>The best team in South America can't beat the fourth best team in Europe's C-squad
Sad.

>>76698251
What? That's the German C team.

>>76702926
t.Gareth Bale

2018 WC is going to be Germany :(

>>76698251
1. no where near our strongest team. we could probably swap every single player with a better one in that team except for maybe hector.
2. we didn't even lose
3. Chile is a strong side

what's there to laugh about again`?

>>76701925
No I didn't

>>76701922
He's asking if he said in english the word "die" like dead

>>76708559
Hey mang, Im trying to learn german but I feel llike my book has a typo.

it says that the translation for "these nights" in german is "Dieses Nachte" but shouldnt it be "Diese Nachte"

>>76708559

Stindl seems bretty gud tho. And he's an amazing FIFA 17 player. Thoughts?

Oh and aren't Draxler, Goretzka and Kimmich supposed to be really great?

Sincerely,
An American

>>76708559
That without that line of 5 people defending you can't win, and you remove one of that line to try to win the match and your NT is done. WORLD CHAMPIONS JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJSASJASKKAJSJKAJSKAJSKAJSK

>>76709628
you're absolutlely right
Diese Nächte

viel Spaß noch beim Lernen

>>76709692
Both Cameroon and Germany played with a heavy defense.

In case we face them, I'm quite sure that Portugal is going to apply the same strategy.

I'm not really into that kind of games, they are super boring to watch.

I don't get this thread.

>>76715963
Story of your life desu

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>>76698276
>7:1

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The European 13 spots are not deserved in the WCs!!! They have only 2-3 good teams Im sure chile and brazil will win 2014 and 2018 and every 2022 2026! Germans? Haaa they just had some good players like Klose and Schweinsteiger and now they are old and they are 0! Im sure my boys Chile will beat them 12-0 in confederations!!!

Haaa no it wasnt your C team Germany im telling you! It was OUR B team Chilean goalkeeper Bravo didnt play so you got a draw with our B team feel lucky ;)!

>>76718032
top heh

>>76718055
fcking cunt, you like the undeserved draw with our Chi B team? You like it huh? Clueless Germans thinking they are good. Bet your average age in starting 11 (and only 110 was like what, 20? ha so low.

>>76708559
>3. Chile is a strong side
>currently 5th in Conmebol qualifications

Lol

>>76718135
brah from 2nd to 5th the points difference is 2 points. Plus Chile is 4th right now. I mean one goal can define if you are 2th or 4th fck off with your easy qualifiers.

>>76718197
M8, they draw Bolivia at home.

>>76718217
One match mate. Germany lost to Poland in the Euro Qualifiers.c'mon.
Plus Chile has 3 out of 4 upcomming qualifier matches vs 6th 10th and 8th team. dont think and possibly a meaningless friendly vs you for the last match.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>world champions
>of planet earth
>HAHAHAHAHHA
>apparently the best of the best of the best
>can't even beat a Chilean E team that was lacking a whole goalkeeper
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>76718234
>comparing Bolivia to Poland

lol Bolivia has 0 (zero) points away

>>76718239
#notjustaWCwinner
Gerbros have feelings too man.
Just coz I have very white skin and blond hair does it mean I play good football?

>>76718234
Plus they'll face Paraguai, who will obsviously park the bus
Then Bolivia away with fucking altitude, reminder that they couldn't beat Bolivia at home
Then Kekuador, ok, easy victory
Then Tite's Brazil away to define their fate

I smell repechaje here...

>>76718258
Just spotted a south american agreeing that European Teams left outside the WC are worth it while the teams of the SA getting left out are a trashgroup.
Poland wasnt in 2010 and 2014 btw.
If you set it that way. Cool.

>>76718280
would be a nice meme but I don't think any other team can step up to kick them from 3rd-5th at least. Its literally Ecuador vs Chile fighting for it, if you see it that way, althouhg I bet Chile will finish 3rd. Behind Brazil and ???

>>76718266
>Gerbros have feelings too man.
I know since I am one of them. I just still don't understand what Chileans are celebrating here. That GK argument is also meaningless when >ter Stegen is the opposing GK. Chile usually seems to be bro tier wannabe Prussians.
>Just coz I have very white skin and blond hair does it mean I play good football?
No idea, but it means you are a better human being

>>76718289
You have the spots, you just don't have a proper qualification system. The best nts should always qualify.

>>76718323
>No idea, but it means you are a better human being
Some dead ppl are very happy right now

>>76718315
3 spots to Colombia, Uruguay, Argentina, Chile and Kekuador.

Argentina, Colombia and Uruguay respectively 2th, 3th and 4th and Chile goes to repechaje to face NZ problably.

>>76718324
Croatia/Italy/Spain/Portugal/France/England/Switzerland/Germany/Belgium/Poland
These are possibly the 10 elite European teams right now.
We have 3 extra spots.
Sweden/Netherlands/Serbia/Wales/Slovakia/Iceland/Turkey/Greece/Denmark/Bosnia all decent teams, more decent than Ecuador/Peru/Bolivia/Paraguay(actually on par tbqh with most)Venezuela.
10 decent teams (rosterwise-not according to current qualification going on) fighting for 3 spots and needed to make an excpetional run to prove they deserve to be in the World Cup.
Meanwhile a team in Conmenbol winning just all their home matches gathers 27 points and that was enough to reach
>WC 2010 as 5th
>WC 2014 as 3rd
>WC 2006 as 5th
>WC 2002 as 5th

My point is, just having an average run, of course I dont call winning all your home games average, but losing both match ups vs top 2 teams and winning both match ups vs bottom 2 teams results in the same points.
Anyways, my point is , an average run can give you chances for intercontinental vs some meme team like Syria or Jordan, if you are a team of conmenbol, meanwhile beating all homegames in a groupstage in Europe is not even gonna be enough for 3rd spot most of the times and will not allow you to take place in the playoffs even if you are 2nd.

>>76718504
This just means that your is qualifition system is shit. Fix it, pal.

>>76718554
Nah it cant be done any better. We dont have 10 teams we have 50+ plus even if we kick the pot 6 teams andorra malta gibraltar liechtenstein luxxemburg etc its gonna still be 40+ and evne if we kickboth whole pot5 and 6its still 36 teams. Cant play each one. And pot 4 has temas like Turkey and Ireland can't call them irrelevant. Maybe barely qualify but steal points and *help* the most consistent teams reach WC.

>>76702067

>Gato
>no caca

>>76718666
Are you sure you aren't overestimating your nts? From I can see, your top10 has 5 wc winners, ok, but how many of those 5 others won an euro? And what about those other decent nts? Is Switzerland and Belgium really that good?

In normal circumstances Conmebol would be Brazzie+Argentina+Another NT (Uruguay most of the time) and that's it. But right now we're witnessing at the same time Brazil + Argentine + Uruguay + Chile golden generation + Colombia silver generation + a good Peru NT. I don't know if international football in general is leveling up or is just a matter of coincidence. What are your thoughts?

>>76717988
well integrated turk. gets a small dog instead of a child. its almost like he is a true german

>>76708559
1. no where near our strongest team. we could probably swap every single player with a better one in that team except for maybe hector.


k e k

Because Kedhira, Ozil, Boateng, Lahm (?), Muller, are better choices right? Yeah, right.

>>76721800
I'm not saying this is their best team, since only Kimmich, Draxler and Hector could play in the actual first team, but it's a whole another game if we play full strenght Germany, since they won't be as defensive or as fast as this players. I don't think tying with this team can extrapolate to losing with the other.

>>76702926
>5 to 6 germans mousing out in the back the whole match

>>76718840
Football stepped up and possibly decent colombian/chilean footballers actually advertise their countries and "invite" scouters to check their academies. This is my opinion at least.

As for the European NTs. I am not so sure and I dont think we can understand. Most European teams are kicked from other European teams, so we can't say the stats are accurate.