Previous: >>76687555
Thank you OP
This is the thread.
>>76695498
This is the most acceptable thread
Y'all ready for the lowkey FOTY?
>>76695536
Chiesa is getting blacked
>>76695536
>grappler vs grappler
ehhhh, those are never FOTY's
>>76695555
both are fun grapplers though
>>76695550
Kevin's a little chinny and doesn't really use his range. Wouldn't be surprised to see him get dropped and choked out.
>>76695555
Nice quads, but it sounds like you haven't seen either guy fight.
>coral springs autist and spainsperg both banned
now this is a /heem/ I can get down on
>>76695598
Except I'm not banned....
>>76695583
Chiesa's stand up really isn't that great. Sure he dropped Masvidal but he hasn't really done much standing apart from that.
Lee's stand up has been improving, landed a nice headkick vs Trinaldo.
I think Lee should win but Chiesa has a great chance to catch him in a scramble.
Poor Spain, he did nothing wrong but defend himself against vicious dogs
>>76695655
nice proxy jose
>>76695635
Yeah, Chiesa certainly isn't technical with his striking, but Lee gets hit. If he'd actually use his range, I think he could piece up Cheese, but I'm not sure if he's at that level yet. The funny thing is he claims Floyd Mayweather's camp wanted him to join them to help train Floyd. He said Floyd even wanted to bring him under the Money Team Promotions. Idk if I believe any of that, but I hope it means we see some radically improved standup. Dude's got such a sick physicality for lightweight. He needs to take advantage of it.
Yeah, Chiesa is sick in scrambles and using those long limbs to get chokes from unusual angles.
I really like both guys so I hope we get a sick fight with a close decision or late finish. I want both guys' stocks to go up. They're the future of the division.
Please join the real active thread, thanks man
>>76695410
>>76695410
>>76695410
>>76695763
Nah, I think I'll stay here. Thanks for asking though.
>>76695763
Please suck my real dick, thanks man
>>76695763
>this thread has 0 pictures of schaub
>that one already has 5
i stay with this one
Sonnen vs Silva
Emelianenko vs Mitrione
Lima vs Larkin
Chandler vs Primus
PIco vs Freeman
Davis vs Bader
>>76695932
When do you do predictions for Chiesa/Lee?
>>76695792
Why do you hate Schaub?
He is a great cog in the fight scene and provides great commentary and insightful comments.
>>76695410
>>76695410
>>76695410
Real actual stop the thread wars and stop dividing us
>>76695987
>mma general
Nah I'm staying here
If this is the real thread then...first for my girl
>3 days left
>>76695957
I dont hate schaub i just hate when 50% of the posts in these threads are pictures of him or people talking/arguing about him in general. His mayweather analysis was funny tho
Mcgoobz/midgetweather press conference when?
>>76695953
they've already been started. i haven't been posting either enough but im gonna post more now. you can make your picks right now if you want
Chiesa vs Lee
Boetsch vs Hendricks
Herrig vs Kish
Christensen vs Reyes
Means vs Garcia
Penn vs Siver
>>76696003
Filthy animal
>>76696017
LEE
HENDRICKS
HERRIG
GARCIA
PENN
is the ACB owner right?
>>76696042
you now remember spain was only living in there '''temporarily''' last year
>officially time to start using the July heeminder
time moves fast
>>76696093
I don't remember actually
Oh for sure you can't block jabs from this angle my guy, prepare to be out awkwarded
>>76695932
Sonnen
Fedor
Lima
Primus
Pico
Davis
>>76696017
Kevin "I dress up exactly like bigger and richer black men" Lee
Bigg "The Steaks are Back in Town by Not So Thin Lizzy" Pigg
Felice " Nasty Ass Skank who derialed Grasso Train" Herrig
Dominick "I don't know that guy but his record is nice" Reyes
Alex "Dollar Store Romero" Garcia
Denis "Conor should totally get a title shot for beating me" Siver
>>76696199
>posting this ogre
>>76695410
>>76695410
>>76695410
>>76695410
Real thread, active, first
>>76696253
fuck off
>>76696253
Not using an mma general thread
>>76695932
where do you get those rankings from pickbro?
>>76696017
Lee
Hendricks
Herrig
Christensen
Garcia
Siver
>>76696251
This fat booty n tittays ogre is gonna do da dam ting on HASHTAG UFC HAWAII
>>76696293
Stop posting that .jpg you weirdo!
>>76696287
those are the tapology wordlwide rankings. I meant to put that in the corner of the header. i use tapology rankings for non-ufc events but i'd use something else if its better
>>76696320
Make me
>>76696328
Fightmatrix, maybe? Tapology rankings are generated by user votes. Nate is a ranked welterweight there for some reason.
>>76696356
I just did, you didn't post it again
why are we having thread wars? one thread is heem and one is mma general. its clear which one is the spammer. this shit is stupid
>>76696320
Thats a .png you goof
>>76696102
post the non-podcast one. ufc: succ's poster is horrendous desu, is that official?
>>76696328
oh I see, i like the updates your adding, gj bud
>>76696387
because people here arent properly medicated
Has Lithuania been a fan of Yoel since Strikeforce?
>>76696439
>>76696102
Could you add my favorite podcast, buddeh ?
>>76696407
nah, its the BossLogic poster. I didn't even search for the official poster. If he makes a poster early enoough to go on the heeminder i'll use it every time
>>76696374
kek, yeah i'll use fightmatrix from now on. tapology is just convenient since i copy stats and records from there
>>76696474
ok, makes sense for fans but looks goofy from a promotional standpoint
>>76696458
seems reasonable but its on tuesdays and tuesdays already have studboy and the contender series now. i could go 3 up on tuesdays but its already clustered as fuck. i'll try it out for the next one tho
>>76696458
I love Bisping but he needs to get rid of that obese (at least he sounds obese), unfunny faggot who co-hosts with him. Every time I hear that fat fuck speak, I wanna smack the shit out of him.
>>76696251
u gay?
>>76696584
fupa?
>>76696584
are you? she's got more muscles than your dorky ass does
>>76696624
>muscles make women into men
>>76695987
Nah
Its just filled with Schaub posting
>>76696579
As far as co-hosts he isn't the worst, out of the podcasts I listen it goes
Mauro Renallo (or Bas Rutten depends on which you think is the main guy) >>>>>>>>>>Bisping's comedian>>Jim Norton of UFC unliftered>>>>Chael's sperg>New York Rick of Jew hour, fuck his stupid jingle especially
>>76696624
Muscles? Thats fat brother
>>76696584
She's more silicone than woman.
>>76696199
All my posts got deleted but I didn't get banned or warned
>>76696669
tit implants aren't even silicone anymore nigga
>>76696624
your a bitch nigga for even bringing that up, hit the gym and stop being insecure.
>>76696712
you posted an off topic webm
>>76696720
>tit implants
>ass implants
>the work she's had on her face
If only she could have skill implanted.
>>76696720
They inject fat from liposuctions through the nipples now, correct ?
>>76696733
you're a faggot for liking jacked veiny "women." put down the juice, your balls and titties have taken enough of a beating just for you to bench 125
>>76696647
I like new york rick
>>76696741
Are you the fabled janny? delete the spammer thread pls
>>76696772
eww look how jacked and veiny
>>76696645
nah but you'd clearly be the feminine one if you got into a relationship with that ogre. sounds like you're cool with that though so it's all good
>>76696741
What did I post? I posted nothing off topic
>>76696878
don't bother my man. dude screams "sheltered virgin"
>>76696772
>jacked and veiny
>ostovich
if anything, it sounds like your the skinny manlet
docky, is that you bud?
>>76696878
like 10 people ever got some shit like that
Can I have more than 1 boy per weight class?
>>76696907
dude, she's basically a body builder
>>76696921
sure
>>76696921
All of my boys are lightweights
>>76696865
goal posts
>>76696907
>knowing people by names
spend less time here you sad dork
ostovich is gross and you'd look like the bitch standing next to her
>>76696017
Chiesa
Hendricks
Herrig
Reyes
Means
Penn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWxMrqx6PQM
TMZ secretly filmed Mayweather sparring.
>>76696921
no you slut
>>76696938
>ostovich is g-gross and i... you! would look like a bitch standing next to her
>>76696936
I don't like any of the active lightweights desu
>>76696963
it's obvious you're a fat neckbeard just by the way you type my dude. keep beating off to plastic female fighters cuz a woman gives you penis envy
>>76696977
kys
>>76696985
tim means is a choke artist who leaves himself open, Siver is a big favourite and a shit roidhead who will probably lose
>>76696938
she's 5'3 and 125lbs. what kind of turbo manlet are you? shes tiny as fuck
>>76697016
i'm 4'11 but it makes my dick look huge so joke's on you
>>76696998
yep, your a skinny manlet
>>76696985
Siver hasn't fought in two years due to injury and on paper loses in boxing and on the ground. Siver is the definition of not-free-money. I like Means too, but not at this level of juice.
>>76697016
She's clinically obese.
>>76696017
Lee
Boetsch
Herrig
Reyes
Means
Penn
>>76697035
skinny manlet > obese manlet
>>76697016
125's actually pretty big for 5 3 as a woman
>>76697048
>tfw neither
>>76697064
shes still tiny compared to a dude
What's worse, being permanently manlet or obese?
>>76697119
An obese manlet.
>>76697119
You can lose weight, you can't gain tall.
>>76697016
>5'3 and 115lbs
Ostovich needs to get on that raised on a farm training program if she's serious about mma
>>76697075
don't lie. no one else would be attracted to that ogre. all your 2d waifus have distorted your standard of beauty my man
>>76697119
Every loser arguing here is both. Its hilarious to see a bunch of fat gremlin keyboarded warriors
>>76697186
t. fat gremlin keyboard warrior
What is in your honest brutal opinion. The most overlooked fight this weekend?
>>76697156
#1 she has a kid and having a kid thiccens a womens body for life usually
#2 joanna is fucking goblin m8
>>76697226
Don't post this non-fighter unless he's directly relevant to your post. Avataring is against the rules.
>>76697226
Stansbury-Kimball
>>76697119
definetly obese
>>76697250
Schaub is a former fighter and current highly regarded analyst
>>76695932
Shale
Mitrione
Lima
Chandler
Pico
Bader
>>76697250
just add this filename filter
/IMG_[0-9999]/i
>>76697250
its no less relevant than people posting pictures of miesha
>>76697287
Posting bunda is board culture.
>>76697271
>Avataring is against the rules.
Again, don't post this non-fighter unless he's directly relevant to your post. This is your final warning.
>>76697316
Well if people didnt take that as spamming literal 2/10s then id be ok with it
Lads, they FINALLY released the promo I've been looking for since last weekend. Dunno what took them so long but this is my favorite one for the card. Lowkey FOTY.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkDxanm3R7U
>>76697316
>This is your final warning.
you better back that up
>>76697227
qt goblin
Notice how schaub isnt even discussed yet h8rs cant stop thinking about him!! You love him!!
>>76696985
we'll see that when Bigg Rigg heems boetch
>>76697346
>doesn't fight
>doesn't provide analysis (no, "i'm picking Holm. It's tough, what else you got Chin?" doesn't count)
Schaub is a sneaker expert. He's only relevant to /fa/.
>>76697381
see this? this is a qt gremlin. joanna is just a goblin
>>76696017
Chiesa
Hendricks
Felice
Reyes
Garcia
Blow job
>>76696017
Chiesa
Bigg Rigg
Felice
Reyes
Means
Bjpenn.com
>>76697402
Bellator: Chandler by whatever the fuck he wants. Primus is an absolute gift.
UFC: Horcher. Powell only got signed because Dana was impressed by how badly he was beaten before managing to get a win.
>>76695932
>taking bellator picks
do you have a job? are you even 18?
Can the picksguy take my picks even if he doesn't like me anymore? Thanks man!!
>>76697502
do you think heem doesnt do bellator picks or something?
>>76696017
Chiesa
Rigg
Herrig
Reyes
Means
Penn
>>76696017
Chiesa
Hendricks
Felice
Reyes
Means
Bj
>>76697541
why do you think anybody knows who you are?
>>76697564
Those were my picks too!!
>>76697574
You h8rs always sully me and the Tfatk family as the spammer and actively try to alienate us. You cant stop talking about us or Schaub with such vitriol! But you still secretly love us!!
>>76697580
Then you're a smart man my man
>>76697629
Sometimes my dislike for you is just dislike, my dude.
>>76697381
>qt
>>76697629
>>76697629
Not even yo momma secretly loves you
>>76697629
It's really baffling how these h8rs think that the're is only one guy posting schaub in here. They should know that the tfatk army posts in heem regularly!!
Schaub bless my men
>>76697900
>>76697867
>>76697712
>>76697675
>the spammer thinks we can't recognise proxies
knock knock rory
>>76697476
>You are both right. I'll avoid those bets, maybe bet the opposite way to think of it.
A good bet is Alex Garcia and Tim Means inside the distance, either Alex ko's Tim early or he gasses and gets finished
>>76697940
the sad part is, i dont even think thats a proxy. netherlands is always shitposting so i think he just joins in or maybe netherlands is just one of the spammers favorite proxies
>>76698040
I can recognise a spammer at twenty paces, lad. Don't even front.
>>76695932
Silva
Fedora
Lorenzo
Chandler
Pico
Davis
>>76697940
I wouldn't know what you are talking about my man. I don't even know how to use a proxy.
Schaub bless though
>>76697997
shut the fuck up you obese spammer that guy isnt me
>>76697959
Pitbull ?
>>76697997
The sad part is that youre a h8r that is jealous of other peoples success and happiness which is why you try to bring us down!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABcAPwog7Qc
this guys a fucking down sinner
>>76698114
>>76698117
>8 second difference from two dutchies both proclaiming they aren't the spammer
Tim Means is gonna get knocked out
>>76698121
What an absolutely worthless doctor.
>here you go, here's a nose-diaper.
persecute me all you want i go beyond the call to defend schaub but dont drag dutchbro into this he's an innocent fan pf schaub that just wears his colors!
WE ARE LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOqHlD9zSJw
WE ARE LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPY6Ph-MNvA
Spammer is shitting up the thread because he lost the thread war. Also trying to get Coral Springs banned again. He got Spain banned earlier .
>>76695535
i don't like commie joanna
Why are Americans so smol ?
>>76698227
Spain committed suicide by cop.
>>76698227
>He got Spain banned earlier
And nothing of value was lost.
>>76698227
t. spammer
>>76695932
Silva
Emelianenko
Larkin
Chandler
Freeman
Davis
Webm request, Nick Diaz back take of Carlos Condit last minute of round 5
>>76698227
Didn't Lithkek get spain banned as always ? Those two are like 13 year olds when together
there's a lot of picks here i know but if canada stat man is around. could you do stats for this card? i think the means fight was the lowest number of correct picks on a fight ever. tim memes goofed almost everybody
>>76698145
listen up the american guy who says that im the spammer is actually the spammer himself trying to get me banned because im the best poster in here
dont believe me think of how he got corral springs banned
>>76698308
>>76696199
>posting pics of a Freemason ass muncher
Thoughts on Gordon-Quinones? Should be a banger while it lasts
>>76698335
>I do not try to get Coral banned
You flood the thread with Schaub images so the mod comes in and bans everyone that posted a Schaub image.
>>76695932
Chael
Mitrione
Larkin
Chandler
Freeman
Davis
McGregor should lower the black upstart. Forever taking away his zero from the graph of defeats. THIS IS THE IRISH WARRIOR!
>>76698308
I submitted over 10 sets off picks and lost on all of them.
>>76698428
Literally stop responding to this deranged sperg. Just stop.
>>76697970
I think tim means is too durable for garcia, hell probally will got tested a lot pre this fight. I expect means to finish him in the 2nd
Look at all the h8rs scrambling to shitpost about us and then whine about off topic! Im thinking i should leave heem
I repeat I am not the spammer. I do not try to get Coral banned im not even sure how that would work and I did not get Spain banned. You say this every thread and I suspect youre the scat spammer and the shitty deformed schaub meme spammer
>>76698550
dude looks like he's turning 50
this is literally all you need to filter the mobile spammer
/IMG_[0-9999]/i
You h8rs choose to get upset by brendan, not our fault!
>>76698531
I don't see it going the distance thats for sure
>>76698592
Are you taking my picks?
The people who complain about every schaub post are just as bad as schaubposters
Fact
>>76698550
>>76698335
>this flag
what did he mean by this. did he screw up again lmaoo
>>76698675
Really makes you think
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/%22Obese%20spammer%22/
is this the biggest meme on the card?
>>76698550
>>76698335
embarrassing. get a life you faggot
Who is your favorite woman fighter?
>>76696017
>Chiesa
>Hendricks
>Kish
>Reyes
>Means
>Penn
>Moroz
Who is your favorite male fighter!!
This is the thread!!!
how long until the janny cleans up this thread
im starting to think that this spammer is the janny
Welp
Looks like the spammer is back at it after he got caught in the archives. Im honestly really disgusted
>>76699102
stop filtering me you goofball
>>76699102
Why aren't you hiding the stubs?
It's more than one person. It's an entire discord raiding us.
>>76699146
How do I do that?
>>76699031
I've thought that too. Used to think it was a meme but the pure inadequacy of moderation here has me thinking otherwise.
Why do you feel the need to post how you have everyone filtered every time? It contributes nothing and fans the flames of shitposting. You're really a bad poster.
>>76699133
He's a pitiful h8r that feels the need to bask in attention by getting (You)s
>>76699198
Its in the extension
Bye h8r
>>76699207
based IMG poster
>>76699235
Cheers
>>76699235
>>76699198
Why are you replying to yourself?
>>76699262
Theres more than one of us but thanks bro ill always have your back
H8rs cause drama every time because they cant grow out of their diapers. Reddit is more their speed!
>>76699324
who are your picks for the upcoming card and do you have any bettingslips going on?
>>76696402
huh, i wonder if JJ is sponsored
who's your favorite female fighter?
>>76699372
>>76697466
>>76697518
I dont see much value right now other than Chandler anchoring a parlay
>This lellator card
Wew only legit fight there is the Larkin one.
Thanks for recommending hiding stubs Aussie.
>>76699483
Not my intention but thanks I guess
>>76699463
Im excited to see Pico debut, Fedor is always must see. As is Chandler. Chael-Wandy has meme potential. Prelims are nice too with Gallagher-Chinzo. As much as im fooling myself im interested for Bader-Davis, ive always been a secret Bader fan
>>76698842
She is too cute
is this possible natty? she's looking pretty bigg and ripped
>>76695498
Good thread
>>76699797
No one cares dude
>>76699797
looks like a dude
note: shes probally eating steaks
>>76699812
Thanks
So are they gonna have Michael Buffer announce for Floyd and then Bruce Buffer announce for Kona? That would make it an even bigger circus than it currently is.
>>76699797
how I filter this thing?
>>76699942
Find the hash file on the archives and add it to your filter. The loser spams her every other post
>>76699921
Which comedian did he steal this one from?
>>76699986
Thank you mate
Heem is so comfy without Canada around, did he get the B&?
>>76700024
no his wife gave birth finally
>>76700137
2 years later lmao bud gooby lol
Heem sleepy lads, hospital tomorrow.
Goodnight
>>76700137
Must have been an elephant after all these months of pregnancy
Way out of line you fucking goof
whats next for McGregor when he KOs floyd ?
>>76700322
Retirement.
>>76700322
Nothing, he'll literally never fight again. We can expect a bit of sandblasting however
What's next for her career?
>>76700350
my dick
>>76700322
Reconquista of Belfast
>>76700322
I get the feeling Dee will cheat on him and he'll do a war machine
>>76700350
Wrapping my dangly bits around her lips
Did Dana fuck Arianny?
>>76700500
For sure 100%
>>76700500
Yes
>>76700585
Why is a male fighting a female
>>76700600
that ''male'' is a female you sexist
>Promote Floyd vs Conor as if the billions of $ are already there
>Sales end up extremely underwhelming
That'd be funny
>>76699930
They should have Bruce introduce both sitting on Michael's shoulders
>>76700346
>sandblasting
?
>>76696093
He used to post with a Portugal flag a few years ago.
>>76700676
>he doesn't know what sandblasting is
>>76700676
prostitutes
>>76700702
There were also some Swedish posts that looked suspiciously like his
>>76700717
Prostitutes? Prostitutes?
I beat you after the weekend of cocaine.
I'M NOT CRYING I'M JUST SOBER
What are your serious thoughts on JBJ vs DC 2?
>>76700861
DC will let it all out and heem jones early
>>76700861
49-46 Jones
>>76700861
JBJ via UD
>>76700885
When was the last time DC heem'd anyone? LOL
>tfw you could heem anybody ITT
Bornlack Sleep is the ultimate MMA personality.
Not because he is funny, smart, witty or talented in any capacity, but because he is a walking meme. From getting knocked out in hilarious ways, to talking like an idiot, to being comically wrong, to the nickname. Everything about Sclub is funny, and not because he is trying to be. He's like MMA's very own DJ Khaled, minus the success and money.
I'll miss Banky Spanks when he dies from a self-inflicted shotgun wound to the chest after years of ignoring CTE symptoms.
>>76700909
>>76700926
>>76700935
You guys are fools thinking DC isn't gonna swang and bang, he knows Jon will pick him apart like last fight so he's gonna let it all out.
>>76700935 is retarded thinking DC can't heem, he ko'd a roided Bigfoot after he just beat Fedor
>>76700885
>>76700909
>>76700926
This is a hard one for me.
I don't really know Jones' shape, he can be a burnout who partied this whole time or he went full reabilitation mode and exceeded his previous condition.
>>76701000
Literally how long ago was that?
>DC is gonna let it all out
Dummy
>>76700861
I think Jon is going lose. He has taken way too much time off, looked like trash against OSP, DC has been very active his knees have been holding up.
>>76700500
Many years ago he did
>>76701028
>looked like trash against OSP
>50-44
>>76701026
Long time ago however that is irrelevant he is still very capable of knocking out any LHW. He will easily get picked apart again of he doesn't finish early
Is Floyd shook?
https://youtu.be/pWxMrqx6PQM
>>76700861
JBJ by utter domination, and I say this as a JBJ hater. He's been out of the octagon for a while but he's in a league of his own compared to DC.
>>76701028
hey it took michael jordan a year to get back into the swing of things mabe you're right.
betting against jon though...no one do this
>>76701000
How many times was Jones wobbled in his career ? He's not getting KO'd by Daniel bud, better knockout artists tried and failed
>>76701064
>he is still very capable of knocking out any LHW
The fact that he hasn't ever knocked out any LHW destroys your point. If he's winning then it's going to be by decision.
am I the only one stoked for lellators nyc card
its stacked. the\re finally doing something right
>>76701078
>he's in a league of his own compared to DC.
What makes people say this?
A "Meh" decision fight where Jon was hurt multiple times?
>>76701077
>Is Floyd shook?
>https://youtu.be/pWxMrqx6PQM
kek he knows that he can be hurted by Conor.Bet your houses on Conor guys.Floyd is the new Aldo
>>76701179
>Floyd is the new Aldo
He might as well be with people sounding like he's invincible
>>76701140
Little machida stunned jones, and rashid landed a headkick that did little damage. Point is DC hits hard enough fool!
>>76701142
He would have easilly TKO'd Rumble if he didn't go for sub, again he still can. Only a casual would say DC can't heem jones
>>76701159
>where Jon was hurt multiple times
Which fight were you watching?
>>76701212
Floyd and Aldo are nothing alike spergazoids.
>>76701158
Main and Co-Main were compelling match ups back when your mum was still hot - 2008
rewatch jones/cormier
lol jones was just fucking memeing on him
the only thing that gives me pause is if jon isn't cheating with steroids like he used to
>>76701262
He also grabbed fence few times to avoid DC takedown
>>76701258
>shouldve been made a long time ago
nobody cares, look at floyd vs pacqiuo. Floyd stalled that match for a decade and still a fuckload of people watched it
>>76701249
>le 10 years undefeated
>le 49-0
...right.
>>76701299
Is that all you're basing it on? You're the kind of moron this fight was made for.
>>76701325
Go spar with Floyd some more, Kevin
>no Bandito Scooby posting
Post em if you got em, I need to save them on this pc
Is it true that Conor is a dick to fans nowadays?
Is Kevin "Lowkey" Lee /ourguy/?
>>76701325
They're alike in this regard, bud.
Stop being so toxic.
>>76701289
And it wasn't a good fight.
Don't know about you but I have little interest in watching those dinosaur fights, I'll probably check it out but I'm not hyped in the least.
Out of all Pride fighters pretty much only Reem and Moose are compelling viewing these days
>>76701399
>Kevin "Lowkey" Lee
I unironically like this alot, would make for good name
>>76696803
>ass implants aren't a thing
Are you being serious rn?
>>76701378
Sorry I was at work all day my man
>>76701450
Was it a boy or a girl?
>>76701421
oh yeah im sure youve got a lot of interests in watching ufc champs fight
ur a casual my man. A true fightfan would enjoy these fights
>>76701158
I don't understand the filename. I'm not Bulgarian.
Hopefully they pull the plug on Hughes today
who will be the 125 pound women's champion?
>>76701514
Did he throw you out a window?
>>76701528
Joanna
>>76701461
Thanks my guy
>>76701399
Lowkey more like down low
>>76701481
Yeah I'm a casual and Chael vs Tito wasn't a very good fight
Can you name a fighter who drinks their coffee black?
>>76701481
I'm going to watch it either way but it would have been more interesting back when they both were relevant
>>76701605
Me desu
>@arielhelwani 1m
>Shogun Rua vs Ovince Saint-Preux rematch in the works to headline Japan card in September
Nice
>>76701528
Who's gonna be on TUF? Anyway, the winner will get BTFO by Dern, KGB may be in the mix after that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIXMKyo-GUU
How many minutes do you lads usually hold RNCs for?
>>76701636
Shogun gets a title shot if he wins here, right?
>>76701636
WHY ..
>>76700957
>tfw could heem every here
GTFO casual
>>76701716
>Jones vs Shogun 2 in 2018
Please God I hope not
>>76701720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bB7jGJ1T83k
>>76701681
post the dern striking webm please
>>76701819
She's still good enough to beat all the meme fighters they're getting for the show
Aldo is very fortunate that Max got to him before Cody did. Cody would've hurt Aldo really really badly.
>>76701915
You posted this yesterday and no one responded lmao
hahahahaha trying to imagine aldo box with cody hahahahahaha
>>76701951
i think cody wouldve taken off 20 years of his life
>>76701946
Ive posted it multiple times people just know now that cody is the best boxer in mma with elite wrestling
There is no one from 125-155 that could beat Cody
>>76701915
Little neck tat wanker woulda gotten blown out in under 2 rounds.
any fights tonight?
>>76702013
Just like snooze right hahahaha
>>76701963
I think you'd be surprised
>>76695932
Silva
Mitrione
Larkin
Chandler
Pico
Bader
Cody absolutely btfo of heem every time but definitely next time right ahaha
Any sneaker experts ITT?
>>76702084
reminds me of you and the mma general threads
>>76702084
Trying out a new gimmick you wwe psychzo?
Hahahaha remember neo-Aldo and his neo-footwork hahaha works against mark henry cardio kickboxers hahahahaha
Cody would maul him and his meme thai
>>76702109
>raquel_pennington_in_15_years.jpg
>>76702147
>>76702147
For sure Aldo is way too technical
>heart says to pick Bigg Pigg and Kevin Lee
>mind says to go with Barbarian and Chiesa
>>76702179
I would never ever trust Tim Boetsch to win a fight
>>76702179
Just pick da dam pigg already
>>76702109
shoop aside, how can someone who never shuts up about keto diet look so fucking chubby. I'm more ripped than this guy and I'm not even putting much effort in. It's basically Schaubs job to work out and podcasting.
>>76702179
how can you pick Chiesa after a year long layoff
LOOK ME IN THE OIZ 28 YEARS OF AGE
CONFIDENT AS A MOOTHATFOOKA
LONG RANGY
D A N G E R O U S WITH EVERY HAND
Cmon lads there must be a live fight SOMEWHERE on earth right now
How many months left until the pajama wearing meme ends for good worldwide?
hahahaha look at all the buttblasted waldo and snooze fanboys hahaha
>>76702223
https://www.youtube.com/user/EnfusionTV/videos
this channel has some serious spicy bangers. it's kickboying though
>>76701681
I'm not so sure about Dern
>>76702204
Because he's better than Lee.
>>76702238
What did you mean by this?
>>76702238
joanna is no-gi
>>76702204
Because he keeps proving me wrong.
Every time he fights I expect him to lose because he looks so unimpressive yet he somehow manages to win.
>>76702238
This triggers the babushka
Can the next thread be Michael Cheeser: Van edition?
>>76702255
This isn't live but looks neat. I'm always down for foreign promotions that aren't on fightpass.
Cody is going to heem Dillasnake, Mighty Duck, Snooze, Holloway, Conor, Rigo, Loma, Floyd, and then Stipe again in that order
>>76702243
Hows cleaning toilets at the docks going
>>76702312
mad coz he makes more than you
>>76702312
Hows it feel letting Cody trigger you while he's making millions hahahaha
>>76702259
at what?
I want to hear you all on Vocaroo, record an apology to Cody for everything youve said about him.
>>76702352
Not being chinny as fuck. Lee also isn't going to have his monstrous reach advantage for this fight, not like he's ever truly effectively used it though. Chiesa is horrifically underrated in all aspects especially his striking he has great timing and he's equal to Kevin in Kevins strongest department in grappling. Though I think the battle of Kevins too control vs Chiesa off his back will be interesting to see.
>>76702365
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bECnbjrcIi
Is the card on a sunday cause there's a nascar race saturday night?
>>76702399
>too
*top
Lee needs another year before he's really the next big thing.
>>76702399
Aside from rushing in and being caught against Santos and taking a huge left hand from a powerful guy in Trinaldo, has Lee ever been hurt by anything so much that we can call him chinny? It's not like Chiesa has any power anyway.
>>76702415
lmao
Vitamin water is the best drink PERIOD
>>76702436
It has like 26 grams of sugar, you fucking lardo.
>>76702426
He's been hurt in most fights. He was wobbled by Trinaldo and Iaquinta. He's not made of glas but he's not got a great chin either. Chiesa is powerful. Though it definitely translates better to his grappling
Just watched the first Rockhold Vs Bisping.
Holy Shit! Never realized how crappy Rockhold's punches are and Bisping almost neutralized his kicks by parrying them up until he got caught.
Who is Paige fighting?
>>76702449
As opposed to gator aide or sodas it's actually great!
>>76702467
>Never realized how crappy Rockhold's punches are
Unironically I never understood people like Dr. Patrick Wyman who said Rockhold has good boxing.
>>76702467
Cuckhold ain't THAT bad, Bisping is just that good
Natty GOAT
>>76702467
Yeah he leaves himself exposed too often. Have you seen him sparring at the Mayweather Gym? Laughable
>>76702436
bs marketing "health" product
>>76702456
Kek
>>76702460
In fairness, Iaquinta is a legit puncher. I just think Chiesa has skated by on intangibles for most of his run and Lee has a style to dominate him on the ground.
>>76702499
I don't say it's healthy but it's alot better than other sugary drinks, what would you say is better?
>>76702467
>>76702486
His hands are garbage, he has one good punch that he uses really well as an antidote to pressure, and nothing else. Trying to walk Bisping down and put combinations on him was the stupidest move he could've possibly made.
>>76702509
Yeah I think Chiesa is much better in top position. Hope it goes at least three gonna be fun
>>76702470
>those shoulders
>>76702475
No those drink have the same amount of sugar, lardo.
>>76702292
source of this pic
>>76702531
Is there a term for someone who is good enough to consistently find the target with punches but is otherwise shit at boxing? Its not even as Rockhold is some wild brawler though
>>76702519
i only drink water and juice (use a juicer probably a meme but whatever)
>>76702546
Get fk'd
>>76702569
Not really sure. Rockhold is definitely a kickboxer with emphasis on the kicking.
>>76702456
>hopped in my booster seat
kek
>>76702569
Anderson Silva tier counter puncher?
He's good at throwing counters and check hooks but shit at leading and can't go toe to toe.
This is why Conor is so damn great. He can lead, counter, and stay in the pocket.
>>76702456
Yikes dockie can't stop taking L's
>>76702577
i just had apple, beet, carrot, orange, ginger kale and turmeric
it tasted like sugar
>>76699812
paige! a cute!
>>76702613
>He can lead, counter, and stay in the pocket.
you rang ?
This is the ideal male body. You might not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
>>76702634
does she have the worst hands in mma?
>This is why Conor is so damn great. He can lead, counter, and stay in the pocket
Is Bloobert Schurbert a good fighter?
>>76702669
>>76702613
I feel Rockhold is effective at hitting someone when leading but he's also most exposed for a counter when doing that. He did really well countering against Chris though
>>76702674
For sure my man
>>76702691
>net worth
>100 percent
Makes me chuckle everytime I read that
>>76702415
based john
Wait a minute...
How the hell did Cody beat Cruz when the angles are completely different in MMA? That amateur boxing for sure should have been detrimental to Cody
>>76702731
It may shock you to learn that Cody is an MMA fighter
>How is Conor gonna win a round?
The jab is gonna land 100%
>So you're saying he's gonna outbox Floyd?
That's not what I'm saying my guy I'm saying he'll out-awkward him
>How many different ways can you land a jab?
For sure this will be his stance the entire time and he'll land a jab from here, here, here *mimicks Koksal Baba* and then when he gets close what's Floyd gonna do? For sure you don't know
49-1
>>76702759
>Conor
>having a jab
in what universe
>>76702759
TKO via knee checking my guy
Schaub bet $100,000 on Conor to win a round. I think he knows what he's talking about if he was willing to put up that much cash.
>>76702780
so he's already decided his kid isn't going to college, interesting. probably for the best, if it really is his.
>>76702751
DON'T YOU EVER TALK SHIT ABOUT MY ANGLES
>>76702759
Oh for sure Drunken Monkey Kung Fu is the best stance to land jabs, 100%
>Brendan, you don't seem to understan--
Stay in your angle my man
>>76702780
What's $100,000 to a billionaire?
>>76702793
His kid looks just like him bro.
>>76702780
He's just honeydicking you
>>76702793
>>76702798
i'm just saying if he takes after Daddy he'll be lucky to graduate elementary school
>>76702809
Would love to know what someone would think if they saw that image on your computer.
>>76702818
Brendan played ball at a D1 college off a scholarship.
>>76702832
wonder what he put in the 'race' section of his application form
he looks black-passing
>>76702467
He unironically got outboxed by Jacare
>>76702832
can /heem/ identify this man?
>>76702809
that kid is every race
truly the new face of america
>>76702867
so did Mousasi, because Jacare is a good striker coupled with his takedown threat
If the UFC had a draft who would be the first pick?
>>76702901
Kid Nate
>>76702885
Yeah but he can't do shit if you grab him by the tail
>>76702901
Demetrious Johnson
>>76702941
Will there be cops after lellator this sat?
>>76702901
Bud Light
>>76702467
Bisping was on his way to losing a decision even before he got caught
>>76702901
Cody
Alright, you get signed to UFC and get ONE sponsor to provide you with free cool shit. Who do you pick heem?
>Arizona Tea
>>76702901
Paddy Pimblett
>>76703009
Condom Depot
>>76703009
Dude wipes
>>76703009
Corn Nuts
>>76703009
Cialis
>>76703009
Monster Energy
>>76702669
who is khabib nurmagomedov?
mighty ducks for 500
>>76700717
prostitutes? really?
>>76703009
You and everyone else that replied are small-time faggots.
Shane Carwin said Mailbu Boats gave him $100k and 3 brand new top of the line boats when he fought Brock.
I'd pick Malibu.
>40 posts to go
>no nnew skleb thread
the fuck are you faggots doing. i need a new thread to shit up. this one is done
>>76695932
Sonnen
Mitrione
Larkin
Chandler
Pico
Bader
>>76701000
>ko'd Bigfoot
YUGE win for sure my guy
*tips radio voice*
>>76702238
claudia is so hot bros
>>76702417
Bellator ppv m8
Who literally has the most deleted chin?
>>76695932
Silva
Mitrione
Larkin
Chandler
Pico
Bader
>>76702951
There better be
>>76703208
Man going off trt really fucked bigfoot
>>76703283
Arlovski
>>76703283
matt hughes
>>76703283
Tie between Diego Sanchez and Arlovski. Maybe add Overeem in there too.
>>76703391
Too soon bro
>>76702872
me on the right
is pidge vurnzer a good fighter
>>76703429
what happened to your forehead?
just watched the lellator conference, is matt mitrione shook?
>haha yeah my man, fedor is my guy 100%
>fedors a good dude i like him he is a good man
>hah for sure my guy, fedor is a beast
>we're gonna shake hands haha fedor is my guy my man
>>76703481
>The tension is going away slowly
Fedor is a pretty seriously based individual
>>76703481
Fedor fights are staged
>>76703553
>>76703577
*tips fedor*
>>76703463
radioactive spider bite - should go down any day now
>>76703577
*Tips Fedor
>>76703553
>denbts
gross dont (You) me
there is already another /heem/ thread with 80 posts don't make a new one
>>76703577
*Tips Fedor
Serious question lads
If by a miracle, this Bellator card is actually as spicy as it could be
will we be /bellator/ now?
Thoughts on UFC Fightpass Prelims Sat:
Jeremy Kimball looks like he posts here and isn't Stansbury bad but should still win
Martin v. Case is for patricians only
Michael Quinonez trains out of Coral Springs lol(loads of laughter)
>>76703656
matt has a nice smile
>>76703696
>>76703696
>>76703696
Move when ready
I got you guys covered
>>76703680
No mate.Personally I don't give a fuck about Bellator after Kimbo died.They are a bunch of idiots
>>76703707
Someone make a proper thread when the bump limit is reached.
>>76703738
>tfw cant argue with the kimbo point
Though, they're more "on the rails" than UFC is atm. UFC is slowly crumbling and Coker is picking up the pieces. Fighters are waiting out their contracts to move to Bellator.
I think it could unironically become the leading MMA brand within a few years.
>>76703680
Not until they get about 10 more fighters anybody actually cares about.
>>76703680
Bellator + Cops is already maximum comfy.
Hopefully they can keep it up, I suspect they got pushed into moving to PPV because of Fedor's show money but they may make it permanent since they're spending to get Rory, Larkin, etc. They're not going to take over the world but they could be a legit player.
>>76703451
She's pretty good at swallowing my dick and fighting for air
UFC is myspace
Bellator is facebook
and we're metaphorically in 2006 my dudes.
>>76703761
>proper thread
lol that's about as proper as you are going to get on /heem/
>>76703770
I know mate UFC have fucked up the whole thing.UFC cares only about the elite fighters and many fighters will move to bellator
But as I said cause of Kimbo I refuse to watch Bellator
Rizin also is a joke.I dont know whats left.Maybe nothing
Is Babar Slarb a good feller?
>>76701605
Should be all of them
>>76696017
Chiesa
Boetsch
Reyes
Means
Penn