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/trans/ - Obscure leagues and players edition
Anonymous
2017-06-22 04:00:55
Post No. 76695372
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Rumours:
>It’s expensive-forward dominoes in the transfer market! Real Madrid are poised to make a record-breaking move for Monaco’s astronomically priced Kylian Mbappé, but first they need Manchester United to put in an astronomical bid for Álvaro Morata, which now looks a little more likely after Bayern Munich told United to stop sniffing around Robert Lewandowski.
Bayern meanwhile are closing in on Bayer Leverkusen’s talented 21-year-old forward Julian Brandt, forcing a disappointed Jürgen Klopp to look elsewhere. Ah, that’s about the end of that disjointed chain (The Mill was never very good at dominoes). Somewhere down the stairs and along the hallway Everton’s Oumar Niasse has hands on hips waiting for a nudge to a new club.
>It will be a busy few weeks at Chelsea, where Lyon are closing the net on the Blues’ 21-year-old loan pawn Bertrand Traoré for £17m. Diego Costa’s future is less clear with the striker refusing to budge from the Stamford Bridge centre-circle unless he is granted a return to Atlético Madrid – who are currently under a transfer ban. Fear not Antonio, The Mill knows how it feels to regret a text or two.
Chelsea are also on the verge of signing Tiemoué Bakayoko from Monaco for £35m, which could nudge Nemanja Matic closer to the door marked Do One, behind which José Mourinho lurks. Conte also wants to sign his former Juventus charge Alex Sandro but the left-wingback will cost £45m.
>Manchester City’s pursuit of Kyle Walker will drag on with Tottenham digging in their heels and demanding £50m. Pep Guardiola will continue nonetheless with the summer pruning of his squad, selling Kelechi Iheanacho to Leicester City and Eliaquim Mangala to Lyon.
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SPACEMAN
I ALWAYS WANTED YOU TO GO
INTO SPACE, MAN
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More quickfire rumours: West Brom are chasing the £12m-rated Jay Rodriguez who is set to leave Southampton this summer, Rafael Benítez is hopeful of signing his former goalkeeper Pepe Reina from Napoli for Newcastle United’s new Premier League campaign, and Aston Villa have jostled their way to the front of the queue to sign up John Terry.
>And finally, Barcelona want to sign the former Spurs midfielder Paulinho from Guangzhou Evergrande, who has been pulling up trees in China.
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gf just sent me this
>brandt
is he the GRANATE
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heres some la liga rumours lads
>Sevilla are close to an agreeing a loan move for Manchester City forward Nolito with an option to buy for €6-8m, say reports in Spain.
>Barcelona have received and rejected offers of €35m for midfielder Andre Gomes from Juventus and an unnamed English clubs, say reports in Spain.
>Real Sociedad have agreed an €11m deal with Manchester United for the transfer of winger Adnan Januzaj, according to reports.
>Milan striker Carlos Bacca could return to Sevilla this summer after sporting director Oscar Arias admitted such a deal was ‘a possibility’.
>Roma are interested in signing Las Palmas defender Mauricio Lemos as they seek to replace the outgoing Kostas Manolas, say reports.
>Monaco have completed a deal for highly-rated Barcelona forward Jordi Mboula after activating his €3m release clause.
>Barcelona sporting director Robert Fernandez has promised the club will make ‘big-name signings’ this summer and believes they need to bolster their squad.
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>>76695383
itv 4 you nancy boy cunt
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Quick reminder that CR7 is about to be pronounced /sp/'s official GOAT unless you do something about it here
>>76682736
>>76682736
>>76682736
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>>76695463
>Sevilla are close to an agreeing a loan move for Manchester City forward Nolito with an option to buy for €6-8m, say reports in Spain.
You now remember Nolito
>getting fat and fighting with the coach because you didn't play for 3 games in a row
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>just keep making new threads because why not lel
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chelsea in
>lukaku
>sandro
>bakayko
would be semi happy tbqh. Costa seems gone for sure
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>>76695497
manchester turned his children into ghosts or something
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Gonna repost this from the other thread, /trans/ needs more cute midriffs
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>>76695631
based toothpaste waifu poster
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So Modeste is off to China, why did nobody rate him? Aren't good strikers hard to come by these days? I read that buyern for example needs a backup for lewa, wouldn't he have been a good candidate? I guess a european club could have gotten him a lot cheaper than the 40m he went for.
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>>76695631
>UKIP voting Man U fan
Girl that the man on the street can aim for
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>Antonio Conte urges Chelsea to sign Leonardo Bonucci or Virgil van Dijk
Juventus and Southampton defenders on Chelsea manager’s wanted list
Pursuing 30-year-old Bonucci would go against club’s established policy
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>>76695797
Yeah they only give over 30s 1 year deals
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>>76695433
THICC
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Which club will overpay for Nicolai Jorgensen lads?
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Rapid Vienna signs Boli Bolingoli-Mbombo from FC Brügge.
>his name can't even be more african
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>>76696023
>Romelu Lukaku Bolingoli
They're nephews
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>>76696023
Lukaku's cousin right?
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>de gay
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>>76695972
brehs...
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>>76695972
MODS
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>>76695631
alri
>>76696023
>Mbombo
lel
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>>76695972
I'm like 80% sure that's a kid
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>banned from /tv/ for stating its odd how american shows have characters use lotion to have a wank
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>>76696244
Anything outside of capeshit '''''discussion''''' gets you banned there
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>>76696244
Guys who were mutilated by their parents seem to be very defensive about the situation
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>Autists who care about the number of threads on an imageboard
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Goooooooooooooood stop making so many fucking threads lads
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>>76696244
tbf I got a ward from over wanking with no lube
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>this triggers the autist
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>not still watching queens to see the nips on the ballgirls
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>Manchester United have agreed £9.7m deal to sell Adnan Januzaj to Real Sociedad
£10 million for the next Ronaldo
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so we all know dos santos aveiro is just doing this to get a big contract right?
>>76696244
4skins are banned in america or something
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>>76696023
>>76696228
>yfw Mbombo wears #5
MBOMBO NUMBER FIVE
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>>76696282
That's completely untrue, but what should I expect from the resident poop poster?
>>76696236
It isn't, I don't think anyway. There is a thread of her up on .gif and they're lightning fast deleting bad shit, including off archives.
>>76696344
We care because it makes mods come in and think we're spamming and start cracking down on 'raid spam'. I shit you not, go onto the 4chan IRC. They see multiple threads as a sign shit is bad so they come in ot monitor. Don't be a melt.
>>76696244
How long?
>>76696012
Everton. The alternative are Liverpool and Spurs.
>>76696384
One of those is at least post 500. This has nothing to do with caring, only that mods get uppity.
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>>76696282
>mfw people actually watch superhero movies
>>76696412
lel
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>>76696331
they probably do it so the lotion companies make a profit
>GONNA JERK OFF, ANON? BETTER LOTION GOY! ALL YOUR FAVOURITE CHARACTERS IN FILM AND TV DO
Also bothers me how they (Yanks) refer to items as their brand i.e. kleenex
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>>76696344
It's not the number that bothers >us, it's the way you're dividing the yuro lads into tiny little threads with less than 20 posters in each one instead of having one big thread for everyone to gather in to have our ritual circle jerk about contrarian opinions.
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>>76696424
>How long?
3 days. its nothing, but in reality who the fuck uses lotion really? I think I had a point
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>>76696396
Pics?
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>>76696282
I thought all they discussed is what little girl they wanted to befriend
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:)
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Anyone wanna buy Wayne?
Hes an English legend
Top goal scorer for club and country
Captain
Only 31
Going cheap
Dm for details
XX Ed Woodward
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>>76696481
thats old /tv/. Ever since all these silly star wars films came out its been flooded with kids
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>>76696510
>flooded with kids
Sounds like /tv/ would like it more
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>the Norway shitposting ban evader is being a fucking cunt again
How do you filter flags? I need to filter this utter mong. I've watched him shitpost for fucking months now and it's too much.
>>76696491
>going cheap
£15m would be 'cheap'. Since £15m will be his wages. Everton swap Luakaku for Rooney + £70m = Good deal?
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>>76695972
Are you sure this is legal anon?
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>>76696520
you'd think so, but they care more about the latest upcoming scifi or superhero film.
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>>76696491
He needs to go, but he's on ridiculous wages that everton can't and won't match anywhere near, so he'll run his contract down probably, can't see him in china, the only hope is an mls team
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>>76696412
good post
>>76695972
>mfw 3rd pic on her insta
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>>76696540
>>>/gif/10777238
Piss off you stupid fuck.
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Germany vs Chilel in 55 bings, lads.
>>76696485
:)
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>>76696547
>>mfw 3rd pic on her insta
A bit too whorish for me la, not even meme'ing
I like my instawhores to look a little more naive
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>>76696599
>confederation cup
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>>76696547
>her entire instagram
fucking hell i hope she's legal, that is some high tier slutting right there
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>Real Madrid waiting for United to pay s shitload for Morata so they can buy Mbappe
>United instead decide to go after Mbappe
why don't they do this? then they could tell RM to fuck off and offer them a reasonable price
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>>76696424
>go onto the 4chan IRC
God no.
>Caring about thread numbers
>4chan IRC
You're like a little janny in training. If a mod has a rare spaz I'll stick to pressing a button on the router instead.
>>76696453
Didn't make any of them, I just always find it amusing when people try to convince posters to use up an old thread like it's a commodity.
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>>76696650
>why don't they do this?
Because Morata will cost 80 while M'meme will be 130 plus when Monaco has those two play off each other. United want to buy other players this window too senpai.
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Need a defender? Give Chris a go!
Tall lad
Captain for club and country
Proven to be world class time and time again
Great ball playing ability
Home grown talent
Currently in his prime
Only 27
Going cheap
Dm for details
XX Ed Woodward
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>>76696674
it's not like they couldn't afford him and still have plenty to spend on other players.
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>>76696655
>ban evade
>mods then range ban
>pay pass fee or tough shit :^)
no thanks, it's happened before, it'll happen again. It's pretty simple to just wait till 480-500 posts before making a new thread
>>76696634
See >>76696565 it's fine.
>>76696650
Or, nobody is buying Mbappe because nobody is going to bother wasting money on a guy who isn't perfect yet? Also, I'm sure United will LOVE another Martial, except this one costs £50m more.
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>>76696543
Fucking Moyesy, shit idea to give him such a long contract when he was obviously starting to decline
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>>76696748
If Madrid actually want him you'd have to outbid their stupid offers, it could get to 150 million witch is nearly twice the 'unresonable' price they'd pay for Morata. Just because they're filthy rich doesn't mean they're up for this lunacy.
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>>76696633
Yes, but I do have something better to do? :^)
>>76696726
Hi Ed! I'm writing to you concerning your post in /trans/ about Chris Smalling. How much do you want?
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>>76696811
they spent 100 mill on Pogba........clearly they are up for any type of lunacy
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I fucking hate anime lads
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>>76696796
Classic >Moyes
I remember sitting watching that game where we just smashed in about 300 undirected crosses and wanting to kill myself
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>>76696384
>muh new day new thread
>WHY IS THERE SO MANY /TRANS/ THREADS
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>>76696908
I miss him, lads.
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>>76696818
Hey Anon
Thanks for the interest mate
With the prices other top tier, world class center backs are going for, i feel like $30m pounds would be more then fair
May I ask what team you represent?
I look forward to your reply!
XX Ed WoodWard
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>>76696908
Good times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vru_90kSurI
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>>76696937
>$30m pounds
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>>76696958
based full ham
want to see them back in CPL 2bh
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>>76696405
Buyback for 97m confirmed
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About to go to the shops for groceries, you guys and girls want anything?
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>>76697090
Harribo Goldbears please and a Dr pepper
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>>76697090
>girls
>on /trans/
But could you get me some milo and some full cream milk lad?
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>>76697090
Taeyeon gf and choc ice
>>76696937
Hi Ed! Thanks for the quick response. I feel like that's a sensible offer. However, the team I represent, /sp/ United, has undergone some financial troubles recently and, therefore, I feel like 30m is too much. Is there another way we can work this out?
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>>76696965
That's half virgil van djik's asking price. Very fair if you ask me.
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>>76697121
>Girls
What the...
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>>76697090
solero and a frozen pizza please
cba cooking tonight
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>>76697090
>Holland
A prostitute and a bag of marijuana please
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>>76697090
magnum and a chav slag from outside the takeaway opposite please la
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>>76697090
Space cake and a purple gatorade
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>>76697134
Hey Anon!
Cant say I know your team too well
What league do you play in?
Do you have any player to offer?
Maybe you would consider becoming part of the Manchester United franchise?
Im sure we can work something out!
XX Ed Woodward
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>>76696937
Dear Ed
You need to sack this Austrian nonce right off. I'm representing /trans/ FC and would like to make you a serious offer regarding Mr Smalling.
>$4 pounds
>6 rare pepes
>bitcoin investment advice
>willing to help scupper the rumoured Javi Martinez to Liverpool deal in order to smooth things along
Please take your time to consider the above and get back in touch with your thoughts
Moist regards
Anon
/trans/ FC
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Considering inflation, what's the current going rate for a gf?
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>>76697251
>2017
>not mining far superior shitcoins
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>you are now going to hell or jail depending on where you live
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>>76697337
>first result on google
And here I was thinking /trans/ was the most degenerate place around
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>>76697251
pls no bully
>>76697246
Hi Ed! We play the 4chan league. We have lots of anons willing to play for your prestigious team. I will have to talk over becoming part of your franchise with our customers. In the future should I send you a fax?
Best wishes
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>>76695463
>rejecting a €35m offer for a liability
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>>76697337
>>76697382
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>>76697337
What if you're muslim?
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lets make a new meme by the end of this thread lads
any ideas?
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>>76697465
Well that's obvious guantanamo (jail)
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>>76697467
Jesus, the average age of that must be 12
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>Manolas to Zenit for €30m
What the fuck? He's too god for that team and went for cheap considering the priced nowadys.
Roma confirmed for outside top 4 next year btw
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Stop posting this 15y/o
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>conte wants bonucci
>conte wants sandro
>conte wants marchisio
hes really SEETHING because allegri is better
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>>76697577
Only thing I can think off why he would move is money. But why Russia. I don't like this
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>Isabella Moner
More like Isabella Boner, right guys? Ha
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>>76697615
>Only thing I can think off why he would move is money
i tought that too but he's going to earn 4m/y, wich is not that much. He's as good as Van Dick but costed less than half of what Liverpool was about to pay for him.
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>>76697663
>Austrian humour
>mfw
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>she has a boyfriend
fucking hell lads someone kill me already
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>>76697681
He could get the same pay or better in PL so something is up. Might be Roma need to fix their books and Zenit will pay
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>>76697608
>allegri is better
>Juvecucks
Wew lad. Go choke a final.
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>Germanlel
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>>76697397
Hey Anon!
Thanks for getting back to me
Ive actually just got in contact with the /trans/ FC representative
Hes offered 4 million pounds
6 rare Pepes from Real Madrid
A guaranteed investment return on a large amount of bit coins
Insider information on a key deal that could really hurt our closest rivals
We have had problems with our fax machine in the past
I
Are you able to match that buy any chance?
Thanks!
XX Ed Woodward
PS- We have had problems with our fax machine in the past
I could just wiz over in my Chevrolet and pick it up!
>>76697251
Hello Anon
Thankyou for contacting us!
We are actually in late negotiations with /sp/ United right now
Do you have anything more you can offer?
Players, backroom staff Dance moves, information on online trends
I look forward to what you have to offer!!
XX Ed Woodward
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>>76697722
>le lose to galatasaray man
wew la
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Would this team qualify for the CL?
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>>76697807
yes
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>>76697721
>Might be Roma need to fix their books
That's for sure, but they just sold Salah for 40m as well. And i'm surprised the player agreedo to go to Russia. Strange transfer but oh well, as a Milan supporter, i'm happy.
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>>76697807
>That pixelation
What the fuck are you doing Belgium
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>>76697807
>montolivo
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>>76697807
Yeah
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>>76697874
No idea. The picture is probably not big enough.
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>>76697873
>Salah for 40m
I know lad. Something's fishy. But the deals not done yet so it might just be nothing
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>>76697807
Hopefully, let's hope Roma keep selling theyr best players and Inter doesn't realize they need to fix theyr defense.
I doubt James will agree to join tho.
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>>76697779
Thanks Ed
We can in fact assist you in the matter of backroom staff, we have several excellent janitorial staff who are willing to work for you FOR FREE (read: £0 monetary compensation).
Would this be of interest to you?
Love you so so much
Anon
/trans/ FC
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>>76697800
>Fucked up pitch
>Corrupt as fuck ref
What's Allergi's reasons for getting dicked by 4 goals from Madrid?
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>>76697681
Perhapz he believes in the zenit project
Despite being incredibly incompetent they do have some ambition
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>>76696958
>>76696958
>1:30 and 50 crosses in and the closest to a goal is the Fulham defender almost heading into his own net
Painful memories
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>>76698009
Sometimes a man just needs a reason to be mad, don't question it
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Lads, LADS!
ManU is already back in traning. They gonna prepair for the new season so well. Check out this latest traning video of how hard they are working
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UugS9l6QvI
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>Germany
>>76697779
Hi Ed! I fear like >we are in the worse position here. I still thank you for your cooperation. One last offer from our side are multiple anons with great *dab* ability.
Thank you once again
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*slides on my knees towards the corner flag*
*dabs while sliding*
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>>76697090
All my missed life opportunities back.
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>implying deals ain't getting dun
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>>76697438
Would cast as Casca in a Berserk live action.
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>>76697807
needs more palletta
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>>76697987
>>76698073
Thank you both so much for talking to me
My job is really hard sometimes
People laugh at me and say Im not very good
You two are very nice boys :)
At the end of the day, both of your offers where too good to pass up
We are giving Chris Smalling to both of you!
Im very exited for this and Im sure Chris will be thrilled too
We will discuss the finer detail at a later date
Thankyou both so much and i hope the seeds of friendship we have sown will blossom into a beautiful flower, not only between our clubs, but between us too
Have a fantastic day!!
XX Ed Woodward
PS- for all the tireless hours you guys have put in, i feel like its only fair to offer $10mill in agent fees and new Chevrolet for both of you.
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>>76698405
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>>76698094
nice try kiddo, thats real cute
whatch these moves
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>>76698438
>>76698405
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>>76698459
Amazing how early he gets both feet off the ground
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>>76698459
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>>76698480
>>76698494
This is how you do it
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>mfw I remember the transfer window where United customers actually convinced themselves that Kagawa would be a better signing than Hazard
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>>76698515
No THIS is how you do IT
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>>76698548
I like how the scoreboard gives Milan a goal at first
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>>76698515
what the fuck was he thinking?!
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>>76698548
Kekaroonies
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>>76698523
I remember telling a guy I worked with all about Azzard and how United should sign him. Fucking tight arsed Scottish cunt.
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>>76698523
Oh yeah, United won the season by 11 points that season right?
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>>76698523
I now remember Kagawa actually played for United
>>76698421
Dear Ed! You truly are a great businessman. Thank you so much.
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>>76698587
>I need to get the ball from Messi
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>>76698405
He's leaving btw
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>>76698548
There's also this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7e9xJHzYjg
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>>76698548
>S-Serie A has the best defending in the world la'
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>>76698695
>says literally noone who actually watches Serie A
It's unironically the league with the most goals scored and the highest amount of players with 20 goals or more
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>>76696958
>All those missed sitters
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>>76698548
>mfw that guy thinks he's too good for Milan and would play for Real Madrid
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>>76698421
thanks Ed that seems reasonable HA HA
If there's anything we can do business on in future I have an exemplary collection of machine fucking porn that I'm sure will be of interest to you.
BTW think your a cunt really LOL
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Lads I cleaned my appartment today. Gonna do the dishes later or tomorrow. Feels pretty good now. What have you've done besides shitposting today?
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>>76698827
Cycled for 30 mins, gunna do another 30mins later
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>>76698733
had a sensible chuckle when dzeko got top scorer
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>>76698879
Sweet lad. I'm going to the gym laters since I can't go tomorrow (midsummers eve)
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>>76698827
Went to look miserable in front of my mental health worker, fapped to some JAV, watched HJK beat the shit out of IFK Mariehamn on stream and started drinking again. Haven't cleaned my place up in six months.
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>>76698893
What's wrong with that? He just got back in form. His first season was abysmal. I doubt Kane or Lukaku are better.
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The commentator has made fun of Gary Medels height twice in the first 45mins of the Germany - Chile game lmao
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>>76698964
noiicee
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>>76698979
>started drinking again
Standard Pekka
Why you miserable tho?
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>>76698827
Buried the hatchet with my ex, went for groceries, cooked, cleaned up the kitchen. And went walking with the dog a couple of times and ran into a friend along the way
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>>76698827
Fixed my nans vacuum cleaner, fed the turkeys, did 25 pullups and a bunch of bw squats and watched ten hours of youtube videos.
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>>76699000
haHAAHAWawhAwhawha so funny lad!! xdddd
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Are there any legit journalists with rumors like Woj in the NBA or is it just a shitfest
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>>76699112
Based Dzeko
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>>76699077
Fucking homo
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>>76699112
post pictures of gobbles pls
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>>76699070
Schizophrenia and depression. The booze makes the voices go away.
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>>76699077
Good for you lad
>>76699112
10h of what?
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>>76698979
>>76699195
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>Van Laal
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im so fucking sick of this heat
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>>76699143
Why is Szcenzy going to play basketball?
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>>76699195
Depressed here too. Lifting helps tho.
You taking your meds for Schizophrenia?
Lads u21 is on and my favorit mong is injured
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>>76699118
Hope your not mad bro
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>>76695797
I'd hate this policy if I was a Chelsea fan
it almost cost them terry a few years ago when they left it late on a contract
and if it stopped my team from signing a player of Bonucci's quality then I'd be fuming
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You are now aware this --> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_UEFA_Regions%27_Cup exists
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>>76699323
Fuck, why'd you make me remember it?
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>>76699323
didnt bebe get famous because of the homeless world cup?
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>>76699229
Ty Australia.
>>76699291
I take aripiprazole. Lifting would be nice, but can't afford a gym membership. I also remember Tibbling from Djurgården.
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>>76696244
>being too poor to afford lotion
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>>76698979
post pics of you place, d00d
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>>76699411
>being too mutilated to have an intact penis
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>>76699397
See if you can get clozapine it's awesome for schizo
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>>76699379
>>76699323
Wait, I thought you meant this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UEFA_Nations_League
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>>76699147
Just another day on the farm
>>76699155
Dont have any, maybe will get a cheeky snap tomorrow. They are still a long way from getting thicc tho
>>76699204
Chrisrayguns new vid, some Phil de Franco vids, Yahtzee Croshaw teaching his gf to play dark souls, the latest Richard Lewis show etc. And I should have been studying for my exams.
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>>76699452
Clozapine is fucking awful bro. Was on it for some time, rather listen to the voices than be a living dead and need to have regular blood screenings so it doesn't kill me.
>>76699438
pic related
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>>76699575
Understandable
Have some Papu
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>>76698827
woke up, thought i got away with getting pretty fucked last night but began the comedown/hangover the second I got to work. Fought all day with the stupid computer system, had to tell my boss that the £800k they're looking for before next week probably won't be found
was supposedly going out for a work lunch, paid for by the company because we're not in barcelona like the rest of the office, ate the meal and then found out we had to pay for ourselves
got home and have been sat in silence saving pictures and webms of Ana De Armas and watching MrChiCity vids, fully expect to not speak to anyone all night as hopefully my housemates are out. Gonna eat a pizza and watch 30 for 30
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>>76699575
aw, c'mon. I used to live in a real shithole of a shack when moved from my hometown
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>>76699575
Ayyy lad, how can you walk through all that dust?
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>>76699657
Why is there £800k missing.
Also post Ana webms plz
Slovaks are raping us in u21
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>Chelsea have beaten Manchester United to the signing of Ajax wonderkid Daishawn Redan, according to the Daily Mail.
>The paper reports that the 16-year-old will join up with the Blues on July 1. Ajax said earlier this year that Redan would depart from the club this summer.
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>>76698827
Handed in a paper, so I'm officially on holiday as of now. Also beat the Witches of Hemwick and the Shadow of Yharnam in Bloodborne
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>>76699575
>>76699659
here, from 2014
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>>76699253
>mfw
>>76699575
Not too shabby but feels like it could use some colour, imo.
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will Lukaku actually do anything this summer? seems a bit weird that nothing's happening with that one
>>76699723
not entirely sure desu, got to find it before the end of next week or my boss my get the chop
I will post one as I don't want a ban
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>>76699775
And he was never heard from again
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>>76699783
Pretty nice neetcave you had in there hueman.
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>>76699875
>will Lukaku actually do anything this summer? seems a bit weird that nothing's happening with that one
will probably join the black boys crew at chelski
if not I guess arse and manure need a striker?
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>>76699919
He will be heard of again when Chelsea loan him.
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>>76699875
He'll be presented by chelsea soon there something about their some new sponsor contracts that starts next month.
>>76699919
Sadly but atleast we get a SNUBCHESTER out of it
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>>76699775
Surprised youth players even sign for Chelsea, they just loan them out till they are 23 then sell them on
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>>76700045
If you go to Chelsea you're very likely to get a top flight career, even though it's likely not to be at Chelsea
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>>76699992
i doubt arse have got the cash desu, fucking hilarious that he might be the most expensive player in the world
>>76700010
that sounds like modern football
not sure about Nike and Chelsea desu, adidas has been good to them and had some pretty banging kits over the years, they're only getting better too so expecting them to look like shit next year
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>>76699775
>16 years of age
>signing for either of these clubs
Who the fuck is in charge of giving this kid career advice?
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I remember some spaniard last year arguing that Nolito was better than any PL striker bar Costa.
Top banter.
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>>76700116
well
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>>76699575
>>76699452
Risperdone saved my life. My thoughts stop cluttering and racing when I'm on it
Never tried any other antipsychotics besides abilify to be fair
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>>76700085
>i doubt arse have got the cash desu, fucking hilarious that he might be the most expensive player in the world
if they dont buy el negro franco then maybe they will?
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>>76698827
bought midsummer beers. sold video game console for 100€, went to shower and trimmed my hair with a machine.
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>>76700116
to be fair staying at Ajax wouldn't have been a bad idea
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>>76700246
Post beers.
I got some of these for tomorrow. Be nice since I have no choice.
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>>76700116
If you're a 16-yo talent, you're just too star-struck to turn down an offer from a club like ManU. You still have plenty of time for a sound career plan in rising through the ranks in some midtable Belgian club if you never make it in the PL and a stint in a big club at least makes for a good sign in your CV.
>>76700191
Tried risperidone too among many others. Made me gain 50 pounds. Fuck that shit.
>>76700305
KARJALA
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>2017
>taking pills
Talk to people and distract yourself as much as you can. Thats the only reason I haven't done some fucked up shit like an hero'd or whatever. If you let your mind run free you'll eventually go fucking insane in this age of information. Sometimes I think we know too much for own well being.
>>76700256
Well yeah thats what I was saying
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>>76700305
heh
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Can anyone spare a granate?
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>>76700305
i went fancy since dont wanna chug many bulk ones. aura is my fav finnish beer. one pils, one lager and two wheat beers i think.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rZ3wcpOXuY
>atleast I'm not going to jail
see you in hell lads
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>>76700534
>that babby jekku
cute
also check'em
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>>76700516
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>>76700613
yeh had to get one cos tasty as fug
>>76700632
sweden why gluten free beers?
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>JUST
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>>76700574
M8, don't become OBSESSED with her, it's unhealthy
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>>76700534
How much for Staropramen in the land of the Finns?
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>>76700665
Allergic to gluten m8
Shit sucks since I like beer
>>76700686
No worries lad
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>>76700411
>bald biker-esque guy in all black
>fat gf with thicker heels than his head
>100 pack of beer
How do people let themselves go like this? This is the sort of people you already know are chain smokers and have nothing to add to a conversation other than their knowledge of car parts and what motorcycle brand is the best.
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>>76700716
3.15€ 0,5l. is it good beer?
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>>76700813
Whats wrong with knowing shit about car parts and motorcycles?
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>Mohamed Salah has officially completed his transfer to Liverpool, as Roma are expected to receive €45m (£39.6m) including bonuses.
its done lads
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>>76700876
SNUBCHESTER
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>>76700876
ABLs BTFO
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>>76700863
The thing that's wrong is if you ONLY know shit about car parts and motorcycles?
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>>76700918
WHERE IS THE LEAN
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>>76700813
Can tell you're just jelly
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>>76700918
MASALLAH
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>>76700915
the brunettes.. would
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>imagine getting excited over salah
lmao
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>>76700918
Can't wait to hear all the racist abuse he's going to get
MO SALAH, THE ISIS TERRORIST
HE'S SMALL AND BROWN AND HE'll SLIT YOUR WRIST
HE'S THE SCOUSER TERRORIST
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>>76700918
He took Firmino's shirt number, kek
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>>76700876
>Mudslime with no first touch
>40 fucking million
Kek, Liverslips never fail to entertain.
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>>76700915
Shit, even the skinny one has a really fucked up face.
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>>76701048
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>>76700918
>£96mill for an Islamic Shaun Wright-Phillips
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>Salah
That's the league sealed
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>>76700991
>>76701027
Reminder Liverpool constructed a prayer room & arranged for a special chef to accommodate the needs of Sadio Mané & Emre Can.
Liverpool is the paki club of the league.
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>>76701048
Inb4 they play him at RB
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>>76701121
City has more muslims but they're mainly african ones
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>>76701048
he scored 19 goals and 15 assists in 41 games. hueg season. gave dzeko a shitload of assists too.
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>>76700863
>and have nothing to add to a conversation other than
Thats the key element in this whole segment. It's not that theres anything wrong with knowledge, wether that is about cars, birds or space, it's about have a wide range of knowledge. That's what makes human interaction interesting, in my opinion. I'd rather talk to someone who barely knows anything, than someone that knows everything about one thing.
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>>76701161
>19 goals
Litterally everyone scores in Italy now though.
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>>76695372
what sites do you lads use to get your rumours?
for me it's goal.com
also where can I see the deals already made, the done deals page on goal.com is closed
>>76695433
who is granate?
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>>76701201
SportWitness because they actually try to analyse the sources to determine whether or not the rumour is bullshit.
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>>76701161
Yeah but Cuadrado has also been brilliant in Italy and he's sort of a similar player. Premier League defending is simply better than in Serie A, there I fucking said it.
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>>76701201
/trans/
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>>76701257
Cuadrado has been brilliant in CL too. He just din't play for Chelsea.
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>>76701201
bbc, sky sports, sportwitness and sillybloggen but the best source is /trans/
I'm off the the gym lads \o
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>>76700959
Well that would suck.
>>76701121
They do have special dietary needs, might as well take care of your players completely.
>>76701185
I mean if someone manages to acquire immense knowledge in one field, baring total autism, they will pick up other more or less related knowledge in the process. Its not a phone memory that you can top off with pictures of bikes, and even that shit needs basic apps to work.
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>>76701257
>there I fucking said it.
Thankfully even /sp/ has stopped rating the defending in Serie A simply because it's in Italy.
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>>76700841
the import tax on foreign beers is ridiculous, coming down here and drinking yourself to death would probably be cheaper option if you want to try Czech beers
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https://twitter.com/LFC/status/877978766156476416
*cringe*
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>>76701257
no. defending is art in italy. lotsa defenders go there to learn and call it the university of defending. i think salah will be raep
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>>76701390
Can't believe they pulled an arse
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>>76701420
>defending is art in italy
And that's why it had most goals conceded in the bigger leagues right.
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>>76701390
why is every club doing this shit now
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>>76701390
That's actually kinda nice.
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>>76701466
defending's been dead in italy for a decade but pretend know it alls don't realise
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>>76701390
lel
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>>76701390
>>76701500
check the leddit thread, they love it. twitter users love it.
look at Mo's eyes as he waves into the camera, nothing but an empty void.
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>>76701504
t. Kult "Jurgen" Jurgen "Klopp" Kloppo
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>>76701283
This is such a non argument I keep hearing about so many players that go on to flop massively. Torres was fucking brilliant for Chelsea in the EL, Drogba shit the bed along with the rest of the Chelsea team in the league in 2012 but was absolutely incredible in their CL run. Even Mahrez showed up for Leicester's CL games this last season. It's not all about having the potential to be good, you have to keep it consistent as well if you're going to succeed over a whole season. Maybe Drogba is a bit unfair, but it just goes to show that CL is an entirely different thing all together. Sure, it proves Cuadrado is able to step up to the plate, but is he able to keep it up over time against though opponents? His Chelsea spell tells us no, even though he probably was treated a bit unfairly by mouyes.
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>>76701506
It's such a lazy opinion. 'Italian league=GOAT defending init'
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>>76701466
>"The Italian league is very competitive,” the former Fiorentina left back told Chelsea’s matchday programme. “Most of the teams are waiting for you and are perfect tactically.
>“In addition, they take very good care of themselves physically, so I think that for a defender, a spell in Italy is very important.
>"After you go to university you become a master. Serie A is a university for defenders."
i remember someone else said something similar
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>>76701549
If you are good enough for the CL, you are good enough for anything. That's all.
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>>76701201
barcastuff since barca bro isn't around anymore
Any update on gf to me?
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>>76700876
>>76701390
Now all they need are a CB, LB, DM and I'm forgetting something.
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>>76701563
It's the "Arsenal just try and walk it in" of Italian football
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>>76701594
Luiz Adriano wants a word m8
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>>76701615
a manager
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>>76701601
Do you want your gf to have a long neck like Elle?
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>>76701572
That's just a player pandering to his current/former club and it's league.
Shall I get the countless quotes calling the premier league the best league in the world 'because anyone can win it! The entertainment and passion from the fans is crazy, so happy to be here/loved my time there, Gary.'
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goodnite. Hope you make it through the warm night, /trans/.
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>>76701572
Alonso isn't even that good at defending, he's decent at best. And that's coming from someone who really likes the lad
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>>76701662
did alright at defending himself in court
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>>76701390
Took a few watches before I realised he was trying to speak English.
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>>76701626
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>>76701649
yeah but thats not the same. they arent calling the defending or attacking the best. why should he pander to his former club? they only do it if they really enjoyed it. new club is the one they pander to.
>>76701662
maybe thats why he rates it.
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>>76701679
Although I think its unfortunate for him to end up in that position, you know it's a lapse in judgment and all of a sudden you've actually gone and killed someone, I agree with your testament. Footballers get away with shit far, far too fucking easily. Especially in Spain for some fucking reason. It really makes you disrespect the people claiming to perpetuate the law.
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>>76701662
True that. Alonso isn't that great but it's hard as fuck to get top quality fullbacks now, in this market it would cost a nuke.
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Why is everyone so triggered by Salah? Is it because he's Muslim or because he signed for Liverpool?
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>>76701738
we can dream lad
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im going to bed night lads
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>>76701763
The second one.
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>>76701782
night Veikko
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>>76701763
How is anyone triggered? People just find it funny spending 40 million for him.
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>>76701654
Fixed it
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>>76701027
>implying they can be more racist than Italians
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>>76701892
What did Italians do to him?
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>>76701091
Goals against Palermo don't count
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>>76701763
>having a discussion
>triggered
Is the bar really set this low for you? I don't like being this guy, but aren't you sick of abusing words to the point of them losing any credibility? I mean nazi, cuckold, literally, fascist, communist, marxist, socialist, bigot, woman-hater, misogynist.. the list just gets longer and longer with each passing month it seems. I feel like at some point we'll stop taking anyone seriously and everyone is just a troll or an extremist.
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>>76701928
Calm down la
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>>76701752
>yeah but thats not the same. they arent calling the defending or attacking the best
No, it is the same. It's just the lazy, generic compliment that the fans of the club/league love to hear. Premier league prides itself on it's parity, Italy it's defense. You have to do some nice PR guess what you're going to say, the exact same platitudes as others had written for them.
Anyway we're getting a bit opinionated here. You're the one who's claimed Serie A is somehow still a defending masterclass when it's shipped the most goals this season. How does that work? Dzeko's been a joke the last two seasons but now he's banged in 29 goals we're supposed to pretend he's an elite striker and could do that in Germany/England?
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>>76701928
I want to reply "bigot" but I actually literally agree with you
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>>76701914
Nothing to him specifically but ultras sometime do monkey noises at black players
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>Barcelona, Juventus, and Manchester United have all made offers for PSG defender Marquinhos, according to the reliable Brazilian outlet Globo Esporte.
>paying 70m in relampago marquinhos
>the city of manchester
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Bit nervous about tomorrow's exam 2bh lads
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>>76701928
>aren't you sick of abusing words to the point of them losing any credibility?
You missed off meme from your list
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Rate him
God Tier , Good Tier , Normal Tier , Bad Tier , Shit Tier
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>>76701977
checked
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Playing some classics lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AxI-poN1v4
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>£40 million gets you a pacey nigger in 2017
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>>76702014
just ask the adjudicators if they have any updates on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation
>>76702030
somewhere between downing and mane tier
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>>76702030
Lazar Markovic tier
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>>76702030
normal tyre
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>>76701928
Literally seething.
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>>76702030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-2nByd2cr4
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>>76702030
Remains to be seen tier
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>>76702030
He will be world class under Klopp.
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>>76702051
Good idea desu, unfortunately it's a written exam
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>>76702030
Callejon tier
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>>76702078
Well write it then
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>>76702030
chelsea reject tbqh
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>>76701965
>Dzeko's been a joke the last two seasons but now he's banged in 29 goals we're supposed to pretend he's an elite striker and could do that in Germany/England?
Since he was a joke in his first season in Serie A as well, yes we should totally. Especially in Bundesliga.
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>>76702030
Goodish in Italy but Italian attacking players are super unreliable in moves to the prem
High chance he bombs
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>>76702030
I'm glad Chelsea didn't buy him back since that seems to be the trend for clubs these days.
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>>76701937
I know I'm probably being hyperbolic, and that post didn't warrant such an outdrawn reply, but It's just frustrating to idly stand by and watch as our language is being torn to pieces. Those words used to have meaning, only people with strong opinions and/or very specific behaviour got labeled or identified with these words. Now they don't mean anything.
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>>76701615
A striker that can make the most of the small space he'll receive against teams that sit deep.
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>people reply to Norway ban evader still
he's a gimmickfag like Manica or 190kg. Stop feeding him you utter muppets.
>>76701769
t. Sosa.
>>76701001
HE'LL BE GREAT FOR US LA'. WITH LEADER KLOPP IN CHARGE HE'LL BE THE NEW MESSI LA.
Sad thing is, he might GOAT it up since Mane did.
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>>76702059
This is like a shit version of a Secret Chiefs 3 song
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>>76702107
nah fuck off m8, he's a good poster.
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Wasn't 11 worn by Firmino?
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>>76702107
>Manica or 190kg
Comparing him to those mongs is an insult too harsh for /trans/ desu
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>>76702130
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>>76702150
>it's a 'the two of them act like the other one is a top lad, since they're both the same brand of obnoxious cunt' thread
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>>76702100
>Our language
Where in england are you from m8
But yes, this is one of many reasons why I don't like talking to people any more
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>>76702030
>still no lean
shit signing
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>>76702107
>Manica
Wew. Haven't see him in ages, wonder if he helped out his brothers in London or something.
>>76702150
He's an Arsecuck fan, can't help but get enraged at a Norwegian customer supporting the club that's overtook his.
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>>76702030
He's good but he's limited, he can be God tier on counters but he struggles in small spaces. He's fats as fuck and he even has a goo cross and shot but an absolutely shit first touch, also totally one-footed. He needs open spaces to work well. He migth also be the least clutch player i ever saw.
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>>76702212
>He's an Arsecuck fan
You fucking what? I support Reading you mug. Though I dunno why, they'll never get back to the PL.
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>>76702100
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>>76702174
You'll still find people on pubs to talk and disagree with in the city in a live in without it turning into a conversation where you have to defend your own views, but the outrage machinery of America is working it's way in here as well. I wonder how much more at ease Europeans would be if Americans didn't have access to the internet.
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>>76702284
Oh right. Well there's an Arsenal fan with the same posting style around.
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>>76701991
Why would Man U try sign Marquinhos when they just spent £30-35m on Lindelof
Seems a bit bullshit to me considering how badly they need a world class striker and another quality DM.
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>>76702335
Where are they putting Salah in the lineup?
>>76702354
This posting style meme has to fucking stop, lad.
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>>76702086
>"In this assignment I shall first account for Javi Martinez current situation. Drawing on theory from Bennett (1990) I shall then analyze his relationship with Liverpool Football club, focusing on the transfer situation. This will be followed up by a discussion of "The Liverpool Mentality""
Could see this working senpai, thanks for the tip
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>>76702354
I don't think you can tell that, there is so many styles and gimmicks and shit. The only Arsecuck fan I know on here is the lad who sort of supports them.
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>>76702134
Yes
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http://app.football-italia.net/?referrer=www.football-italia.net#article/footballitalia-104592&menu=news-all
What is Everton doing, are they planning to field 10 midfielders at the same time? Is this some ploy to outmeme Pep?
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>>76702377
>>76702369
>>76702354
samefag, same posting style, pretending to be different people, look at the punctuation and proper grammar and shit.
>>76702049
how well did he do at Chelsea and what is he being played as in liveprool compared to chelsea?
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>>76702400
Prob not happening. Everton are apparently going for that striker who I forgot the name of. In case Lukaku goes. Why doesn't Everton do a swap with United for Rooney? Lukaku for Rooney + £60m? Have Rooney on a year.
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>19m euros for traore
Chelsea better have a clause there because it's low in today's market
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>>76702284
>Having Blackett as a starter
You deserved to fail in the play-off desu.
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whats his name again guys?
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>>76702400
>le can't be bothered to play man
laziest cunt i ever saw, i seriousl doubt he even likes playing football.
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>>76702354
That might be me lad, but I don't give a shit about Norway. As long as he keeps thread bumped go for it. I'm the Oxford lad who >>76702377 is right about.
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>>76702437
why do you care it's not your money
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>>76702458
I unironically believed he was going to play for Chelsea one day.
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>>76702448
Mate, as long as we have Garath McCleary GOATing it up again (or selling him for £10m+) then we're cool. Our main problem is getting a new striker... for some reason we're going for Daryl Murphy.
>>76702458
I remember this meme. Somebody then replies "it is my money I buy tickets" or some shit and then you reply "well let them do what they want" or some shit.
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>>76702428
Doubt they would touch rooneys wages.
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>>76702455
Bobby Zamora despises football, said it's a game for monkeys to watch.
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>>76702493
Fucking hate that cunt
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>>76702428
Don't they want like £90m for him? Rooney isn't worth 30 of that. Not a direct replacement, will want massive wages and no resale value.
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>>76702469
>T-This youth player for sure!
You're an idiot then. Who will go on to do it again next year when Abraham has a decent season.
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>>76702527
Then United are retarded.
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>>76702513
Lucky as fuck too, got massively overpaid by getting a big contract at QPR when their owner didn't understand how money worked.
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>>76702469
>>76702534
But he did play, and unlike RLC he did something
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>Oxford United target Partick Thistle manager Alan Archibald to replace Michael Appleton
I have no idea how good this guy is.
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Beat Amygdala lads
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>>76702582
Yeah he played a bit part role then went and joined the rest of the loan army. Expecting anything after that is pure delusion.
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>>76702513
I remember him at Bristol Rovers and Bath City, been a cunt for a solid two decades
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> Being a Palace fan this window and hearing uninspiring news about Transfers for the 5th year in a row until the last week on the transfer window again
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>>76702582
next marko marin la
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>>76700305
Top top beer.
Westvleteren is cheap too. Monks only want a fair Christian price. After being named best beer in the world it gets sold for insane mark-ups by those that can lay their hands on.
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>>76702609
forever in our shadow
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my housemate is arguing with his brother in the room directly below me and i just want to have a wank
fucks sake
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>>76702609
A weird target desu. If you're going to take a young manager who's managed in the SPL you should go for Hartley, not 'old school' Archibald with his hard on for set pieces and Moyes-esque pessimism.
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they didnt want to believe it when i said we were the pride of the west country
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>>76700305
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>>76702749
>enthusiastic
>respected
>charismatic
>articualte
>cool
All of these have been proven wrong on live television over and over again, why even bother?
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>>76702791
>he doesnt know about the michael owen brochure
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>>76702767
The Gas are the only classy club in this shithole
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>>76702749
Last weekend I had to listen to mine getting shagged by some Pajeet. You don't get to complain, you don't know the pain.
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>>76702754
Ah fuck. Appleton wasn't like that. He was aggressive to a degree. Ah fuck. I know nothing about the SPL really. I want a manager who is willing to go to Europe to find quality players.
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>>76702791
Show me one footballing great who doesn't respect based Owen.
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>>76702828
>You don't get to complain
not an argument
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>>76702828
Did you make him/her curry afterwards?
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>>76702784
sweet girlie beer
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>>76702844
as a footballer
he's a terrible pundit/commentator
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>>76702852
>not an argument
Not a complaint
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>>76702865
delet
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>>76702844
>Gornaldo
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>>76702745
>so desperate for relevance that you're trying to claim the rivals of other south west teams as your own
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>>76702884
>Not a complaint
not a chance
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>>76702935
we are cherished by all welsh and south west teams as the pride of the region
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>>76702935
Don't give the cunt attention of any kind ffs.
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>>76702822
respect anon
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>>76703011
this
all he does is autistically spam bristol rovers shit, sometimes whilst on an indian/us proxy
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>>76702835
Where about is Oxford aiming for in the table? Archie won the championship in Scotland but he had a pretty easy setting. Back then only one team got relegated to the championship so his main oppenents were Dunfermline who went ahead and got relegated again kek. His real acheivement has been keeping them up for years, grim watching though.
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Where were you when Aboubakar rekt his own market live on tv?
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Any updates on the Ronaldo to united situation lads?
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>>76703052
what happened?
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Just got a notification on my phone that Pellegrino (not Pellegrini) is the new Southampton manager
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its grim up north lads
la
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>>76703067
http://www.foxsports.com/soccer/story/cameroon-s-aboubakar-lets-australia-off-hook-at-confed-cup-062217
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>>76703094
>the southampton FC twitter banner
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>>76703125
>slippy a
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>>76703138
Dr Pavel i'm Southampton FC
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>>76703033
Last season, 16/17, we debut'd in League 1 for the first time in years. We were so so bad in League 2, we missed out on promotion many times. Including weeks at No.1 then a collapse. Last season we NEARLY got to the Play-Offs, it was down to pure bad luck and random performance drops. We sold Roofe, our best player. Didn't really replace with quality (though FM17 disagrees).
We managed to get to the EFL Cup Final for 2nd year in a row and for 2nd year in row, lose it somehow.
We lost two defenders, signed one that was on loan perma and signed a Celtic defender I think. I just want a scout to find some hidden god-like striker, midfielder and defender in Europe. >We have Lichtenstein No.1 GK there, I think. Or is he No.2? I forget.
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>>76703171
Sorry, Checkatrade Trophy (was called John's Paint Trophy before). I'm tired. We also signed a GK. Shearer something.
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>>76703171
https://youtu.be/Z19LXLZhzu0
bottom 3 of the football league and we still set records for away attendances at ur tinpot 3 sided ground
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>Frank de Boer to Crystal Palace
Interesting appointment.
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Rafa is going to leave if we don't buy some fucking players
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grimsby btfo
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>>76701091
that was actually a shit touch
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>>76703557
That's why I posted it la
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>>76696412
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Question time lads.
Do you celebrate Midsummers Eve if so in what manner.
In Sweden it aint for off from:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIf1fydxrfo
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>>76702743
>this is cheap
wew
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>>76703649
People go to Stonehenge on the Solstice and pretend to be hippies for a morning
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>>76703694
Is there drugs involved or just the faggy kind of hippies?
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>>76703649
I struggle to drive home past stonehenge because of the pagan wankers
>>76703722
some but it's heavily policed
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>>76703722
Some people take drugs and get arrested
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some people take drugs and enjoy it
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>>76703694
>>76703746
>>76703754
>>76703775
What do they do at stonehenge? "Ancient Rituals"?
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>>76703860
Yoga and watch the sun rise
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>>76703865
Boring desu
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>>76703775
faggots arent they
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>>76703671
For Chimay that's cheap. Top top beer. Trappist beers are sold in decent pubs for about 5 euros up to 15 euros for Westvleteren (the few places that sell it).
Pint of Stella (33cl tbqh) is 1 euro in my regular pub, happy """hour""", 2 pints for 1 euro, lasts 4hrs. In Brussels a pint costs about 5-6 euros in lots of pubs. Still cheap compared to other capitals.
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>>76703909
where you from
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>>76703914
Belgien beer's nice. I'm happy as fuck I've found a Wheat beer that's gluten free
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>>76703945
north west
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>>76703954
I always thought gluten is what makes it taste good. Lots of Belgian beers use spring water as there are springs everywhere in the country. I very much doubt Stella and the like use spring water as it's mass-produced. The city next to Leuven (Stella brewery) does have the best springwater in the country though and great beer.
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Final fantasy 15 is very fun
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>But Arsenal are preparing a new bid with Arsenal Wenger confident over a deal for the in-demand forward. (Metro)
And the highly-rated 18-year-old is open to the idea of moving to Arsenal. (Telegraph)
>Real Sociedad have agreed a £10m fee with Manchester United for 22-year-old Belgium winger Adnan Januzaj.(Daily Mail)
Manchester United's Italian full-back Matteo Darmian, 27, has phoned manager Jose Mourinho and asked him to push through his move to Juventus with a World Cup on the horizon. (Sun)
>Stoke chairman Peter Coates insists the club have "no plans to sell" 25-year-old winger Xherdan Shaqiri this summer.(TalkSport)
But their £12m bid for Middlesbrough defender Ben Gibson is likely to be rejected as Boro demand upwards of £20m for the 25-year-old. (Mirror)
>Tottenham have contacted Fiorentina regarding a move for their 25-year-old midfielder Matias Vecino.(TalkSport)
Spurs are also ready to make a £17.5m move for Germany and Schalke under-21 winger Max Meyer. (Sun)
>And the North London club are set to hand new five-year deal to England right-back Kieran Trippier. The 26-year-old still has three years left on his current contract. (Mirror)
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Liverpool have been told Borussia Dortmund forward Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, 28, will cost £63m if they want to bring him to Anfield this summer.(Bild via Independent)
>And the Reds have rejected an £11m bid from Napoli for their 24-year-old left-back Alberto Moreno. (Telegraph)
John Terry is considering an offer from Championship side Aston Villa, but the 36-year-old expects rival interest from Premier League sides as he prepares to leave Chelsea. (Guardian)
>Antonio Conte has told Chelsea he wants Juventus' Leonardo Bonucci, 30, or Southampton's Virgil van Dijk, 25, to bolster his team's defence next season.(Guardian)
Burnley are hoping to ward off opposition from Premier League rivals West Brom to land Leeds United left-back Charlie Taylor, 23. (Burnley Express)
>Bayern Munich could be ready to loan out former Arsenal winger Serge Gnabry after signing him this summer as they remain in the hunt for a big-name attacker. (SportBild via Metro)
Lyon have agreed a £16.7m fee with Chelsea to sign their 21-year-old striker Bertrand Traore, with the deal set to be completed when he returns from holiday next week. (L'Equipe - in French)
>Inter Milan are considering rivalling Juventus' bid to sign Arsenal's 28-year-old goalkeeper Wojciech Szczesny. (Evening Standard)
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http://gianlucadimarzio.com/en/van-dijk-is-heading-towards-chelsea-he-is-contes-first-choice
04/05 all over again
get fucked bindippers
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>>76704102
>make inquiries for other players
>van dijk first choice
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>>76704072
>>But Arsenal are preparing a new bid with Arsenal Wenger confident over a deal for the in-demand forward. (Metro)
> And the highly-rated 18-year-old is open to the idea of moving to Arsenal. (Telegraph)
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>>76704093
>>And the Reds have rejected an £11m bid from Napoli for their 24-year-old left-back Alberto Moreno. (Telegraph)
Why not sell him, he's a mong whose no better than Aly Chissoko
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some people dont do drugs and act like they are not missing out
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>Tottenham have contacted Fiorentina regarding a move for their 25-year-old midfielder Matias Vecino.(TalkSport)
Violas tell me about Matias
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POST MATCH PHRASES FROM NEXT SEASON
"I think that was an oppurtunity to use the VAR there"
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>>76704221
VAR is constant throughout the game, refs are told when they fuck up
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>>76704212
He's pretty good, that kind of player that puts order in midfield, not very showy but every team needs one. Also blooters.
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>>76704145
Paris St-Germain have offered Monaco a world record £119m for 18-year-old striker Kylian Mbappe. missed that one senpai
>>76704186
Yeah they should sell if ANYONE wants to buy
>>76704221
plz no
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>>76704221
>"They're...uh...going...uh....to have to...uh....score here....uh...to win, Alan"
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>>76704266
Thanks. Looks like a big guy. Can he pass? Dribble etc?
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>>76704269
Ah. Fucking hell. Wonga ain't paying £120m for him. I would eat my own face if he did that. I am assuming he's hoping Mbappe will force a move to Arse for lower than PSG offer.
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>>76704212
>>76704311
I told you not to get OBSESSED by her Sven
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>>76704311
He's good at passing, good vision too. Dribling is ok. Not very fast. Yeah he's a big guy,
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>>76704370
Wenger wouldn't pay £120m for Messi, no idea why this shit is still being reported.
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>>76704388
Why are you obsessed by my posting Jan?
Also I'm out of pictures of her now so we cool
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>>76704093
>£11m bid from Napoli for their 24-year-old left-back Alberto Moreno
is ghoulam leaving or something?
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>>76704475
I've heard some rumor about him leaving can't remember what. PSG maybe?
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>>76704445
Because every time I go off and do something else, the next time I check the thread again there you are with those questionable photos
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>>76704501
psj is possible
maxwell is a pensioner and >kurzawa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9VEP5YAw7Y
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>>76704539
I'll stop for you Jan. Is Aubrey Ok
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>>76704426
Must be Monaco doing it for price hike?
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>>76704625
Think monaco said something like it's mostly the players choice where he want to go
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>>76704625
If so they could at least name a believable club. This is the same man who bid 40 million and a pound for Suarez.
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>>76704475
He's in his last year and doesn't want to sign a new one. There were talks about Milan but they bought Rodriguez so he's not going there.
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https://streamable.com/9qnw7
I think he's very happy to be there desu, and I'm sure he watched all the games as well
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>>76704665
Suarez wasn't worth £65m until that season where he scored 30+ goals. Furthermore, Suarez was denied talking to Arsenal by Liverpool.
As for believable club, you're right. Oh maybe it's done because an unbelievable choice becomes more believable because you go 'that can't be made up because why would they choose them?'.
>>76704659
Yeah but this is a bit silly.
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>>76696958
Jesus Christ, that's Brasileirão tier shittiness.
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>>76704735
Fucker needs to groom he looks like a caricature of a terrorist
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>>76704773
I think if he'd bid higher Liverpool might have budged. Anyway they got Sanchez soon after who I'd take over Suarez any day.
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>>76704913
Aye but Suarez might not have. £40m was just to get Suarez to talk. If Suarez went 'Yeah I wanna move', then Liverpool would have to accept. They just pretended it didn't exist.
Sanchez event was fucking hilarious though. RAWK was funny.
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I'm eating a peach lads. It's quiet lovely
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>>76705305
I didn't know peaches made noises. That's QUITE a shock.
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>>76705368
Kek. English is hard sometimes lad
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>>76705368
dont bully Lars pls
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>>76702089
I think 90% of all young players fall into that category these days
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>>76705438
It's cool lad, was only memeing.
>>76705497
I wasn't lad.
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>>76705592
Would be nice if you could write a cheeky /s behind it next time so we can see you arent actually bullying lad
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roy hodgson confused sadio mane with leroy sane
https://youtu.be/itFiXzk_ik8?t=1m8s
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>>76705497
>>76705592
>>76705690
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>>76705703
Woy is looking QUITE old these days
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LADS someone photoshop >>96
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>>76705690
Sorry lad.
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>>76696958
I still think this was >Moyes finest hour.
He must have been told by all the old boys that Man Utd have to play attacking football with wingers one time too many and snapped.
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>>76705703
>this senile cunt was England manager just a year ago
Maybe Ashley Cole was dropped because he mistook him for Ryan Bertrand
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>>76706125
>you now remember Gibbs getting sent off instead Oxlade
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>>76706184
>Ox's diving save when it wasn't even going in
>6-0 on Wenger's 1000th match
Bigger memefest than the 8-2 at OT.
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Me
Limit
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>>76706328
that means you need to start the next thread
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NO PANIC LADS
NEW
>>76706352
>>76706352
>>76706352
>>76706352
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>>76706387
>>76706425
Waw who hurt your Roo this early?
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>>76706425
never really been to reddit but thanks anyway
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>>76700918
i thought brexit was meant to stop this shit
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