What's the best sport to get your young son or daughter into?

>>76694372
best-rugby
most dangerous-cheerleading

>>76694372
if you want your child to be brain dead by 40 than get them into american football as soon as possible. bonus theres a chance they could die from a wrong hit every time they go on the field

>>76694394
>the city of (You)
This anon clearly has brain damage. Football and lacrosse are both great sports for boys. Basketball and soccer produce healthy females as well. Women's lacrosse is retarded, I don't understand why they can't play the same game. Field hockey seems way scarier.

>>76694372
>What's the best sport to get your young son into?
association football. lot of playtime, run a lot, makes friends, contacts but not too much, and if he plays in club he can use his superior skill to boast against non-club friends. basketball is fine too.
>What's the best sport to get your young daughter into?
ballet if you want an elegant girl, handball if you want a tomboy
>Which sport is the most dangerous either short and/or long term for a child?
all sports with risk of contacts to the head: rugby, boxing. cycling is dangerous too.

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>>76694464
>he thinks football is safe
OK Roger, keep believing that

>>76694372
e-sports

I guess boxing is a freeway to CTE. It was originally named dementia pugilistica for a reason.

>>76694491
You probably just grew up in some nignog hell hole where people were trying to make highlights rather than do their job

>>76694491
>he thinks all football is played like turbo-nigger NFL
You'd need your kid to be an absolute fucking stud before you'd have to worry about the game impacting his long-term health.
>>76694521
This anon gets it.

Are you rich? Then karting/racing. Never horse riding. Those people are always fucked up.

Do you want a Chad? Do you want to be a Chad dad? Football.

Or if you want to safe but pussy life, soccer.

If your want a fun sport that they'll grow bored of once they're 15, baseball.

Tennis sounds pretty good, you get cardio and arm strength without much risk of injury.

>>76694372
Rugby this rugby that

Rugby rugby

Rugby.

>>76694372
short term: small airplane flying
long term: boxing/pro wrestling

>>76694571
hi.
http://www.sportsonearth.com/article/60912672/the-deaths-of-five-high-schoolers-this-season-prove-that-footballs-not-for-kids

Getting that pussy nice and lubed up for when daddy comes to your room at night.

>>76695822
MODS MODS MODS

Water polo for ultimate Chad sons

>>76695009
You blame a game for poor coaching and poor health.
>heart valve failure
Shouldn't have been playing
>brain injury/broken neck
Poor form. How is it that nobody has died on the field in the NFL? They play a much more violent version of the sport, no?
>heat stroke
Negligence of adult supervisors has nothing to do with the sport itself.
>these idiots did this thing, so you can't do what you want!
Maybe in Frogistan

Handball

>>76694475
>association football
aka knee injury

>>76696109
and godlike abs

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Boxing.

>>76694464
>soccer produce healthy females as well
If you want to have fucked up knees when you hit 30, then yeah

>>76694372
best-ice hockey
dangerous-MMA

bare knuckle underground boxing is the only patrician choice

gymnastics

"Daddy! My feet are so sore from track practice...can you rub them?"

>>76696946
"daddy, coach came in my cunny, can you clean it out?"

Women shouldn't be allowed to do sports.

>>76697001
*tips*

Gymnastics and its not even close

I'm not saying a lifetime of it. But children who practiced it as a kid become very athletic. You always hear of pro athletes who did gymnastics as a kid.

>>76697001
>gymnastics
>volleyball
>swimming
>dancing
>those meme winter sports like curling
Are you aware of the amount of prime masturbation material that would be lost?

>>76694372
>its a slav crypto-cunny thread
sage. go to /tv/

>>76696319
Are you supposed to fall unconscious with your eyes open?

>>76694372

Golf

>few poor people
>general high education level
>drinking culture
>discipline
>concentration
>mixed sex socialising

>>76698474
>>general high education level

I wish. I had to deal with far too many dumbasses when I used to work in a pro shop

>>76698166

Yes, happens all the time.

>>76698626
Yeah, now that I think about it, you're right.

>>76696109
shitloads of sports can be renamed this way, actually, divegrass is not even the worst of the list

>>76698582
protip: those were the better educated americans

Boxing or mma obviously.

nice footpussy

>>76694372
Daughter should be gymnastics or cheerling. If spic, soccer.

Son should be baseball.

I don't know what Bulgaria is into, but this is the best for Ameriburgers.

>>76700036
Ballet is obviously also good for girls

>>76700073
>>76700036
>basically just wanting your daughter to twirl around your house showing off her leotard/tutu/skirt

me too

Young child, gymnastics. I wish I had done that when I was young. Fairly low intensity for a child when an extreme emphasis on strong core muscles and flexibility.

Son:
>do water sports (safe for joints)
>do basketball (bad for joints but good cardio and will encourage growth)
>do bodybuilding (when finished growing, will bang sloots)

No football because every hit causes brain damage, even if you don't get a concussion. Same reason for no martial arts. No gymnastics because I don't want him to be a manlet. No soccer because I don't want him to interact with europoors. No volleyball because I associate it with fapping.

Daughter:
>do volleyball (will become Stacy)
>do water sports (safe for joints)
>do bodybuilding (when finished growing)

My children will be ubermensch.

>>76702103
>associate sport with fapping
>wants his daughter to do it
cletus i...

>>76702596
where do you think you are

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>>76702624
>hurr durr yeeeehaw *spits*

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>>76696319
>>76696319

>>76694464
Players literally coming out and say they don't even know where they live from brain damage.
Fuck that my son goes into baseball basketball or soccer and daughter into soccer or volleyball/softball

BJJ

Youth boxing isn't that dangerous. Giant gloves and headgear and teenagers don't really have the strength to seriously hurt each other.

>>76694372
she got pretty toes

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Rowing is the best sport to get your kids involved in (assuming they're tall). Especially for east block countries.

>teaches them hard work and keeps them occupied
>builds endurance
>very attainable scholarships to great schools
>guys come out the other side looking like Adonis
>looks great on a resume

i want to fuck an spoiled blondie college americana cali tanned gurli fak

>>76704613
im too poor and pale

>>76703145
having sexy daughters isn't limited to rednecks, dear friend

>>76704699
i'll be a multimillonaire in 10 years once BTC hits 100K per coin and I will fuck every blonde slut on this god forsaken planet

>>76694372
running. universal, easy to do anywhere, don't have to buy lots of equipment.

>>76704630
just use your accent

>>76704782

mate...blondes are overrated. you're so thirsty you sound like an indian.

>>76703223
heem deady

brazilian jiu jistu

>>76694372
Motorsport. Karting first, then get bigger. You need to be rich though.

Most dangerous: rugby league (the sport of braindead meatheads charging into one another) and/or MMA.

>>76694372
Is pornography a sport?

>>76709273
Get your mind out of the gutter, anon. Most posters stayed on topic.