World Cup predictions

>>76693222
England play Iceland in the semis and fucking slay those clapping mongs.

I just want to see how the riotbowl will be treated by the russian authorities.

Portugal will draw with at least one shitty team. Guaranteed or you get your Euro cup back.

Brazil vs Argentina final

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>>76693238
>England
>reaching the semis

Spain-Germany and Brazil-France semis
Spain-France final
Spain wins

>>76693222
>France is eliminated in groups (and follow up debate here about a certain people group over-representation in NT)
>Germany loses at benuldies in first KO match
>Russia is carried by refball to quarter
>(not so) surprise team is Chile in the semis
>final is Argentina vs. Italy
>Messi makes his NT lose again by missing his benuldy at 78'

Brazil win.
Belgium, France and England (of course) flop.

The USA will be better than England, just like the past 4 Worlds Cups. Beyond that I really don't care. Some foreign monkey nation will win. Or some nazis or something.

>>76693252
yea, it already happened in this confederations cup, it will most likely happen in the world cup too

Brazil win it and Neymar is going to be recognized as the authentic GOAT

> English hooligans
> Polish hooligans
> Russian riot police
Can't wait

>>76693300
>> English hooligans
>> Polish hooligans
babies compared to Brazilians, Uruguayans and Argentines

>Meme magic takes hold
>big teams fuck up badly in the groups and round of 16
>Australia and USA fumble their way to the final
>we shitpost about it non stop for years
Screencap this post

>>76693284
>just like the past 4 Worlds Cups

Last two because in 2006 England made it out of the groups and USA didn't.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006_FIFA_World_Cup

>>76693322
meme magic can't beat refball

>>76693331
And we were ranked better in 2002

>>76693270
>Germany loses at benuldies
impossible

>>76693331

Whatever. The point is USA is better than England at soccer.

>>76693258
>Argentina
>qualifying

>pacenigger teams gettin BTFO early on group stages (ie. England, France)
>Argies passing group stage by the skin of their teeth, just to be sent home by Chile on R16
>we BTFO Chile in the quarters and Colombia in the semi
>Germaniggers breeze their way to the finals, sacking meme teams like Belgium or fallen giants like Italy
>7x1 revenge
>parties and hapiness in Brazil
>our corrupt politicians get sentenced to death
>our economy reach levels that we never even dreamed about
>our educational levels rise
>our skins get less and less niggerish everyday
>utopia

>>76693423
it's in the bag m8, we have a proper manager now

>>76693222
>Tsu finally wins it
Lel
Portugal won the Euro because of meme rules. There is no way they win the WC

>>76693222
>Iceland memes its way to the quarter finals
>having state of the art training facilities and a blossoming youth program is a meme, now

brazil x belgium final
italy x chile will play for 3rd

quote me on this fagets

>>76693512
>Belgium

K E K

Old man Cahill comes on in the 88th minute and scores the winner against a big team, putting us through and winning goal of the tournament

>believing this WC will be a meme
>thinking Iceland will reach the knock out stages
>thinking Portugal will get past the quarters
It will be a France v Argentina final

>>76693512
>south American teams doing well in Russia

kek

France-Germany final

the semis will be 3 European teams too plus one south American team that has avoided all the top Euro teams to that point

>>76693556
>this flag
>this delusional post

It's coming home, la'

>>76693372
like impossible that the five times trophy holder & host of a WC loses 7-1 in a semifinale

>>76693512
Swap belgium with italy

>>76693436
>and everybody feast on sopa de macaco

>>76693552
>France

K E K

>>76693604
oui, uma delícia

>>76693608
Neither France nor Argentina will reach the final

>>76693621
>putting Argentina and France in the same bag
cute

>>76693284
So edgy. Look at this man!!!!!

>>76693222

>1994
France doesn't even qualify to the world cup

>1998
France wins the world cup

>2002
France doesn't even pass the group stage

>2006
France gets to the final

>2010
France doesn't even pass the group stage

>2014
Gets to quarterfinal and only loses to the champion

So yeah, france plays well 1 world cup and the next one gets floped hard, this is a floped hard one.

>>76693580
>delusion

that's more or less what happened in 2014 though. Brazil avoided all the top Euro teams then got 7-1'd and 3-0'd by Netherlands in the 3rd place match, and that was on your home turf. not to mention 2010 was 3 Euro teams in the semis, as well as 2006.

i'm not vicariously living through uefa, i'm just stating facts that south America will get btfo. I know England will do nothing

>1998 france wins
>2002 france out in the groups

>2006 italy wins
>2010 italy out in the groups

>2010 spain wins
>2014 spain out in the groups

>2014 germany wins
>2018 germany out in the groups

>>76693680
Please no

>>76693556
M8 the south americans in particular brazil are more used to playing on the artificial pitches then all the western europeans

>>76693680
Please yes

>>76693695
all south american wc contenders have pretty much all the players playing in europe

there isn't such thing as home adventage since the 80s

>>76693222
>australia won't be there
>england beat france in the final playing worse football all tournament than portugal

>>76693640
you right, argies are so irrelevant since decades now

>>76693708
But there is, it's why south and north american teams did relatively better in Brazil
Do you think Switzerland is more used to the climate of Manaus than Ecuador?

Every agreed that we want to see Australia v USA in the play-off right?

>>76693730
didn't you read my post? I said wc contenders

ecuador is not one of them

>>76693732
/sp/ would melt

>>76693732
I'd like to see an England vs Argentina

>>76693748
>european team in a play-off

>>76693661
>i'm just stating facts that south America will get btfo
>last uefa euro champions: t.Alberto Barbosa

Really? You know we'll dominate it.
England is shite.
France is shite, besides 2 or 3 players.
Germany's magic is over.
Spain went back to mid-tier.
Portugal is shite.
Netherland's not even qualified.
Meme teams won't meme their ways into late stages.

You guys should be happy with Russia luckily refballing it's way to 4th place.

>>76693651
I wouldn't call going to quarter a good one, bu- ah, I'm talking to Mexico, sorry

>>76693738
It was just an example, all south american teams play the qualifiers in south america, if you put a european team in La Paz they obviously will have a disadvantage compared to Argentina or Brazil, who play there every year

>>76693730
>it's why south and north american teams did relatively better in Brazil
>relatively better

>>76693759
argentina and brazil still play at a disadvantage in la paz
only bolivians can play full power in la paz

>>76693756
Nice delusion

>>76693661
>South America

You mean Brazziargie, right? Outside that every country is a meme. See Chile, who never past ro16.

You're literally comparing 2 NTs with more than 10 european NTs.

>>76693756
>France is shite, besides 2 or 3 players.
you perfectly described 2017 brazil team

>>76693759
>if you put a european team in La Paz they obviously will have a disadvantage compared to Argentina or Brazil, who play there every year
kekno

you don't get used unless you are literally born and raised there

it isn't 2000 metres, it's almost 4000

We will play shit in group stages but go through, we will play great in 1/8 final just to get everyone hyped to go out in the quarters

>>76693759
lmao this guy

>>76693763
Costa Rica and Uruguay eliminated two euro teams, CR even made it to the quarters
Mexico rekt Croatia
USA topped Portugal
Ecuador made it to the knock outs
Colombia made it to the quarters

>>76693773
Compared to europeans teams who never played there they are more used to it

If VAR gets implemented in the world cup no south American country will win it again...

>>76693796
Belgium have a chance now that they get rid of their meme manager

>>76693800
They did ok, m8. Nothing more. It's difficult when you have a mini-Copa America in the WC.

>Brazil eliminates Chile just to face Colombia
>Colombia eliminates Uruguay just to face Brazil

>>76693802
you obviously don't watch the sport, it's always the europeans the ones who cheat

we should have had a penalty+red card on neuer in the final

America Wins 8^)

>>76693815
They did better compared to the previous editions, hence why I said relatively

>gets to the semis
>/sp/ has to be shut down due to 11/10 levels of butthurt

>>76693822
south america =·)

>>76693826
They would do much better if not the Copa America inside WC thing.

It's also easir when half of your team plays in the same club, see Germany 2014 and Spain 2010

>>76693790
Again, it was another example. Brazil is obviously more used to the jungle climate of Manaus or whatever compared to european teams

>>76693661
In 2014, we didn't even played the south american qualifiers. Our team was shite, our coach was even worse... the team wasn't really ready for a WC. This time, we got a GOAT coach and some really good players to play alongside Nerman.

>>76693838
If Brazil faced a european team instead of Chile and Colombia they would have never reached the semis
The "Copa America inside the WC" is an advantage for you

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>>76693832
I'll count it. America has officially won 9 World Cups

>>76693866
>is an advantage for you
>without it 7-1 would never happen

DELETE

>>76693876
good point, but then they wouldn't have sacked Scolari without the 7-1

>>76693866
But in all seriousness now, it's not m8. Chile was waaaaay better than us and they would have a equal match against every european nt, but instead they got eliminated in ro16.

>>76693895
They would. He was only hired in the first place because we were hosting it, and the FA needed a well-know face so they hired Felipão and Parreira, the two previous wc champions.

>when the italian completely misinterprets your post and runs with it
Okay

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my prediction is ENGURLAND

>>76693945
what post? I started by replying to the argie

>>76693978
The argie was flat out wrong. I was talking about the pitches and not the climate.

>>76693461
How are the WC rules different?

>>76693996
it's like the conversation moved away from your moot argument
Climate and geographical proximity are bigger factors than artificial pitches

>>76693968
bog sim him clarvoient

>>76693997
Third ranked teams may qualify. If it was a WC, Moortugal would get rekt on group stage.

>>76694016
>bigger factors than artificial pitches
They're not. Pitches effect the basic motor functions at the highest level particularly in tournaments where injuries, wear and tear and recovery are vital when you are playing games every 3 days
Expect some acl injuries

Can we be sensible for once

>Germany?
as if they'll win two successive titles for the first time, not even one of Germany's great teams, let alone in the history of the game
>France?
inexperienced, will implode anytime soon, Eder
>Spain?
perpetual underachievers, have returned to normal
>Brazil, Argentina, etc.?
not a chance a team from outside Europe wins in Russia

Realistically speaking, literally nobody can stop us.
Only days until we win the World Cup:
https://days.to/15-july/2018

>>76693806
Lmao we replaced him with a worse one

>>76693253
Everyone has wanted this since the beginning of time but god is a fag.

All the europeans being self deprecating and having a laugh

All the subhumans truly believing they will win

Life must be so easy having a sub90 iq

Tsu wins WC and becomes undoubtely best player ever. missi commits suicide later on, and his widow must return his tax money. also his kids end up in shelter home for adoption.

>>76694961
Thank god they didn't allow it in 2014. I much prefer a 7-1 than being rekt by Piguain & his friends at fucking home.

>>76695025
yeah, i hoped for argentinian win to recreate maracanazo and see 200m people butthurt, but 7-1 was better, no one expected that

>>76694634
There's no need to stop you guys.
You're not even going for it. Consider yourselves lucky if you get past group stage.

>>76695081
7-1 is so surreal that I'm ok with it. Losing to Argentina at home in a WC final would be nightmare tho.

if numbers serbia wins

I want us to win just to see /sp/ explode in anger.

>>76693845
>1 (one) region sums up the rest of a 8.516.000 km2 country

really made me think

Christian Pulisic will the entire world he is peelay number 2

>>76693222
>Iceland-Greece play-off draw.
>Greece memes its way in the Groupstage with 0-1 aggregate
>Ends up 2nd with a goal difference -5.
>The next Costa rica (surprise team) probably an Asian team(Iran) has ended up 1st in a group with 2 draws and a win.
>We meme our way to the quarters.
>We lose 3-1 to Germany.
>We happy.
>We end up last in the next Euro campaign qualification Group.

>>76695255
SR
BI
JA

>>76693313
Indeed... Last week one got pretty rekt after Coritiba vs. Corinthians.

>>76695084

We reached quater-finals 2 times in a row with pretty much the youngest squad of all; a complete shit manager and our captain missing as well as 75% of our defense
Y'all got lucky BUT this time belgium will win this shit and theres nothing you can do about it. Brazil had its chance in 2014 and you shit yourselves

>>76696490
wtf I'm supporting belgium now
go belgium my cum