official laugh at New Zealand

>new zealand
Mpre like old zealand lol

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>allowing peralta to score unto you

>>76689855
What is the Confederations Cup? Does this have an effect on >our chances at getting to Russia 2018?

>>76689965
likely will have to play US or panama for a spot

>>76689992
Nope, concacaf playoffs is against Asia.

OFC Will go against 5th Conmebol team or something, that could be Argentina. Give me a break

boomfa

>>76689891

where is old zealand? I have never heard of anywhere called "zealand"

>>76689965
nah m8 but if you want to qualify to the wc you have to beat a South American (conmebol) team which means you're already dead

>>76690132
Zeeland, part of the Netherlands
There's an island called Zealand in Denmark but we're named after the part of the Netherlands

>>76690144
Qualifying is a waste of time. Really hope Australia fucks up so we don't waste millions on this stupid event.

Literally could care less tttt (to tell the truth)

>>76690174
So since you play in Asian qualifiers tell me why we never see South East Asian teams like Philippines, Thailand, Vietnam or Cambodia going to the world cups? Do these guys banter also? What are their stadiums, crowd etc. like

>>76690189
Seen eliza recently?

I really don't this semen slurping sport is for New Zealand.

>>76690315
it's just bantz m8. We see you guys don't really care about divegrass

Murrilards on the other hand pretend to "don't care" but they're actually utterly obsessed

>>76689855

Shut the fuck up you bean-sucking faggot.

>>76690573
>Poo Peeland goes mad both irl and online
Wew laddies

>>76689855
What's a confederations cup? Does it effect the Lions tour to NZ?

*dabs*

*farts*

*throws up*

Literally no one in this country cares about your semen slurping sport, spicboy.

>>76690612
>>76690615
>>76690633
l hope the random south american team btfo you fags then.

>>76690691

thanks, y-you too

>>76689855
They literally made you win. They scored first and almost got it. Give them a couple of years. They are earthquake bros, they will build up from this. Screencap this kiwis world champs 2088

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>>76690776
off by one my life in digits

>>76689855
Anthony Hudson: mexishits stole it from us, build sea wall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgV0s5D9Kk

>>76690776
>>76690794

If "we" "really" wanted to win, we would have easily converted those easy opportunities either side of half-time which would have BTFO Mexishits 3-2.

>>76690802
I see your future bro. Don't worry. Your team needs to leave that rugby mentality and focus on finesse. We all saw it in the match, you've got it, you just need to reinforce it so you don't fall for the fault or tough play. No need for that in futbol because it makes you lose games. But your team was WAY better than Mexico in the first half. Something happened in between that made Mexico put on their pants and play.

>>76690802
>Poo Peeland
>beating us in footy
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>>76690838
fuck off
rugby is way better that dive grass

>>76690838
they faced a total bench warmer mexican side, it's not like they played the same team as Portugal's match come the fuck on, u already should know about memesorio and his shitty meme rotations

>mexico
Lads I'd rather just be shit at soccer

>>76690865
Rude

>>76690917
MADERFACKER

>>76690794
That's what the Pacific Ocean is for.

>>76689855
Wowee! You beat a team in the bottom half of the world rankings table!

Where their OFC playoff is against Solomon Islands, who are Rank 180!

And you beat in the last WC playoff, 9-3 on aggregate!

Why do you even need to boast?

Can anyone name a sport Mexico is number 1?

Exactly.

Come have a game of rugby with us and then come back to us and talk in your broken English

>>76690963
imagine if it was the other way around.
if we lost to you, all of /sp/ worldwide would be laughing at us

So why not get a bit cocky once in a while?

What are the (cricket) pitches like in Mexico

>Proud about being monolingual

>>76691012
I hate mexicans

>>76691043
t. puto

>celebrating some nothing soccer win over New Zealand like they just beat them in rugby

Only Ireland knows how it truly feels to beat NZ

>>76691054
>Not even a rugby thread
>Still brings up MUH CHICAGO
pathetic

>>76691064

:^)

>>76691020
(Cricket) is literally unknown. l've heard about it because of /sp/ but the average Mexican normie has no idea about cricket

There are some boreball stadiums though.
Close enough?

>>76691010
>Forgetting about lucha libre

>>76691054
so basically >we must beat them in rugby in order to hurt their feels? It seems almost impossible

>>76691191
>p-please notice us big strong kiwis

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>you will never visit Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu

why live

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Mexico can't stop BTFOing these weak anglo nations!

>>76691251
aren't you anglo too?
t. ignorant fuck

is Ireland part of the Anglosphere then?

what sport is this?

>>76691287
>>76691365
>Celtic Anglicans
Really makes you think.

>>76691365
They've been raped by England enough to be at least half Anglo.

>>76691434
>not a part of the UK
>not a part of the commonwealth

Ireland is 0% anglocucked

>>76691012
We are known to lose in Football. I just cannot understand the complete bowlover of shitalking the Mexicans are having over the Kiwis.

Normally you'll shittalk if you beat a stronger opponent.

Seems to be of poor taste again such a weak team. I feel like you blew your load too soon.

>>76691493
You act like your women weren't raped by the British lords. Most Irish have a wee bit of old king Georgie Peorgie in their heritage, me laddie.

Rugby

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>tfw forever Mexico's lesser

>>76691495
we have no friends
pls be our friends

Rugby

>>76691122
Puroresu is the superior form of mandrama

>Be me
>Not mexican

feels.jpg

México won because the nigger ref is fucking blind. Kinda glad his international career is over.

>>76708080
agreed t.b.h.

Puroresu has a lot of epicness and history

What sport is this meant to be

>>76690224
Who knows, no one fucking watches soccer here or in NZ.

>>76708255
do you think Russia will beat >us on saturday?

>>76710969
If the "A" team plays, I don't think so. Worst case scenario they'll tie. Osorio would need to fuck this badly by letting Layún play on the left again, putting another centreback on the right instead, or some other stupid shit like that, maybe going 4-3-3 with Chicharito on the right and Vela upfront, lel. But Russia can't finish for shit either way and their players are shit on defence and they are forced to attack now.

>>76711025
don't forget all the reffball help will be on rusia side

>>76708604
wogball I think mate.

>>76711641
Same old even with the VAR fiasco. But it hasn't been as blatant as with other nations past some obvious bookings.

Jej

Rugby