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NHL awards part two edition
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This calder is the highlight of the post 1967 era for the >laffs
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New thread
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>underage
Oh right. People in burgerland are so retarded that they reach adulthood three years later than us.
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>>76686246
you know it's not 18 Canada wide right? And that in parts of Canada weed will be 21 and up only?
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HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW
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@TSNBobMcKenzie 58s58 seconds ago
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My top three choices on my official ballot for the Calder Trophy:

1. Auston Matthews (TOR)
2. Zach Werenski (CBJ)
3. Patrik Laine (WPG)


fatkenzie didn't even put laine 2nd

when will they stop bullying finland?
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FUCKING FAGGOT LAFFERS

FUCK OFF

FUCK BUSTON BUSTTHEWS

I HOPE THAT PIG FACED MEXICAN DIES
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Yep, they're >trusting the process
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AHAHAHA THEY TOOK BRICKLEY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

FUCKING RETARDS DIDNT TAKE STEMPNIAK
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>Vegas

HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE
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Wtf is that pick
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>tfw VGK /lifelong/

Will we ever be good again?
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>mfw dodged the curse
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>>76686294
Oh right I forgot. Us based frogs are too smart for you.
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>>76686296
>2017 NHL awards
>HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW starts playing
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Dubs and dumba / parise get a pass
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>thorburn
What the fuck are they thinking?
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>age 34

im sure that pick is going to be a great investment
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>>76686294
18 in Quebec, Manitoba, Alberta. 19 everywhere else. How do you not know this?
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>>76686203

name
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poor laine he looked sad
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THEY TOOK THORNBURG
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>*wins bust trophy*
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>>76686320
At least you'll win a cup before the """""""State of Hockey""""""""
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Vgk robbing people of picks
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>thorburn
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>>76686320
who is this aleppo?
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>Brickley
>Thorburn
>Bellemare

Loving this 4th line team.
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This team is going to be SO FUCKING BAD
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>le french meme guy

this team is done
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>>76686346
How butt hurt can one Winnipeg fan be?
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>>76686346
that list is so bad

>avs
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>>76686359
they're gonna have 40 picks
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>>76686346
>"trophy of busts"
>Only one bust
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>Bellemarde
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Damn this team is going to be meme as fuck.
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So much potential wasted.

WORST EXPANSION DRAFT EVER
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I can't wait to see Sbisa and Garrison reunited at last
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1st round trade?
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VEGAS GOLDEN TURDS
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jesus tampa got fleeced
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>>76686357
Go smoke a joint Gary Johnson
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>nikita whosev
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Publix got fleeced desu
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>Our pick is coming up

Just take berube and our "offense"
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>Garrison is one of your maketable player

who lad
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>>76686346
Most of these players would be decent if they weren't stuck in shit teams like Avs and Panthers
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>Nikita Goose Egg
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>2nd, 4th and Gusev
That's steep for taking that contract
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>Giving a 2nd and Gusev

Kek
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>>76686346
Ekblad and Panarin are p good
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>That guy can shoot

Cringe as fuck.
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>>76686372
and be shit for 5 years.
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RAISE YOUR HAND WHOEVER KNOWS WHO BERUBE IS
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LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

garrison looks fucking dead
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HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW
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I'm glad they keep asking if we like them now because the answer becomes a bigger no each time.
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>vegas actually picked berube
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That fucking trade my sides
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>>76686396
HAHAHHA BASED
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>>76686364
>>76686375
Bellemare is great. He's a hard worker and a physical monster.
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ISLANDERS WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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ISLANDERS CLEANED THE FUCK OUT
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damn that would suck,
traded right as your team is becoming contenders
poor jason
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>Islels FLEECED
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HAHAHA nyi BTFO
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AHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING ISLANDERS
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>islels

LMAO
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Now that Thorshit is gone, the Jets just need to get rid of Mark Stuart
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>all those picks
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>neewhatthefuckareyoudoing
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>>76686390
Not really. Guys been dead weight for a while now.
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>vegas willingly taking trash
>ottawa loses methot though
It's not fair
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PREDATORS FLEEEEEEEEEECED
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>All of the stuff the Islanders gave

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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NYI fleeeeced
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Oh shit James Neal in Vegas
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VEGAS IS FUCKING ROBBING THESE TEAMS OF PICKS REEEEE
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Man I felt bad about the Tampa trade but wew Isles
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>ledditors
kek
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Leafs Bias and Arizona Propaganda.

>Vegas gets Nikita Gusev from Tampa for taking Garrison

Gusev had 71 points in 57 KHL games, but I doubt he ever leaves
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how the hell is McPhee raping all these teams

>Tampa
>Islanders
>Carolina
>Panthers
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What are the Islanders getting in return.
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>Neal

Well, at least they did something right.
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WHY DID THE ISLANDERS DO THAT

WHAT DID THEY GET IN RETURN?
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>>76686446
and yet they gave up a shitload to get rid of him
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>Deryk Engelland, LV native
>he's born in Edmonton

what the fuck
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>>76686468

protecting all their good players
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NOOOOOO NEAL :(
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>>76686465
Gusev keeps turning down offers from Tampa. He wants 1st line minutes and 5 million. Just dead weight at this point.
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>MUH draft picks

Nope, it was a good pick from NYI. Got to keep Nelson, Strome and de Haan.
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>>76686471
they keep dehaan, strome, nelson, and who knows what else they get

honestly not that bad imo
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>>76686467
>carolina
Are you retarded? Brickley sucks
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Why would you get rid of Berube if he's the reason you fucking ruined Halak?
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At least Fleury will have his buddy
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They're doing it again =((((
It feels like the Martin St Louis trade all over again
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>>76686478
>Native

They said he lives there
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>>76686467
How did the Canes get raped?
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WHY COULDNT YOU PICK A LEAF??
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HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW
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>babcocks wife
JUST
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>>76686471
to keep great players you don't even know exist you retarded faglord
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the guy from stranger things is the best the NHL awards could get? lame shit lads
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>robs your team of your draft picks
>HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW
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Fucking hell. Vegas is holding these teams at gunpoint
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>>76686501
Kippers is a dumb chink
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>>76686471
Salary cap and losing literally no one of value in this draft.
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Sorry, you're telling me Doughty and Burns are better than Karlsson?


Fucking rigged sport here boys
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>3 musketeers touching hands
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>>76686525
Based
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>>76686467
>raping

They need to cut salary. Vegas is taking on a bunch of bad contracts now for future considerations and picks. They need to take a bunch of shit so GMs work with them in the future.
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>>76686491
all of those players are crap

i would rather have a first round pick than any of them
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>>76686465

Russians are desperate to keep their stars in KHL. Rumours say some team was offering Radulov 9 millions for playing in KHL.
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>>76686524
>ynr cuba gooding jr was the best they could do last year
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>>76686527
It's a mob town what do you expect
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>>76686525
Binland beat me to my own meme
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>>76686536
IMAGINE MY SHOCK WHEN KARLSSON GOT ROBBED
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>Detoilet gets skipped during the pick selection because they have no prospects
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Shit, Neal was on his way down anyways. Love the guy and hope he's successful, I'm just glad we keep Sissons. Good luck Neal!
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>>76686550
Implying those teams actually cut checks
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>>76686549
that's because you're retarded
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>>76686537
That was super gay
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>>76686524
Is there anyone who for real gives a fuck about who's giving out the awards?
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>>76686528
I know that
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>>76686471
Keep better young players.
Open up cap space.
Lose a 1rst rnd pick in one of the worst drafts this decade.
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Guess HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW is the vegas song now
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>>76686549
>i'd rather have a 1st round pick and three empty roster spots
>muh futures
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>>76686559
AGAIN
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>>76686559
CANAADIAN MEINSTREEM METEOR
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>>76686501
>>76686528
>expecting a shit-posting bot to get into context
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>>76686330

they are getting one of the jets 1st round picks but also giving up one of their selections today. likely a goalie since they also picked up pickard
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P. redditors missing the playoffs next season two bee ecchi
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>>76686570
i don't give a fuck desu, it just shows where the NHL is at in terms of profile
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>>76686494
Oh poor fucking you
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I know that guy from Eden prairie is going in the draft. Who else is sought after
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Jets better be getting a goaler or a dman
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>>76686549
>i would rather have a first round pick than any of them
In the worst draft in who knows how many years, yeah i'ts good you're not a gm then.
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>>76686559
HOW MANY MORE BOOKS DO I HAVE TO EAT
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das koo wit me
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You can ONLY reply to this post if >your team lost an AHL calibre player
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>>76686489
>spending high draft picks to protect players on a team that can't even make the playoffs
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>>76686552
>tfw the belief this is a mob town still exists
>tfw its just in a stranglehold by corporate cuckolds until the end of time
>tfw corporate is no different than mobs except theyre less nice
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>>76686549
Tavares is in his prime now.

2017 first round pick *might* have an impact in the NHL when Tavares is 30.
2019 second round pick *might* have an impact in the NHL when Tavares is 35.
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>>76686549
t. Oilels
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>>76686474
That's how bad he is. We had to give a dowry.
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I hope that blimp burns like the Hindenburg
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>fucking trash man
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ITS THE MEME TRASH MAN
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>trashman
Fucking perfect
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>>76686614
Leafs will lose Leipsic
So I guess I can?
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>Dorion wins GM of the year
>Vegas announces they picked Methot right after
Post yfw
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i like how they taped pictures of the logo on the wall
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Perron v. 2 is gone
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>le garbage man
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>>76686465
Gusev's linemates are coming to the NHL, Ship is already signed to Vegas.
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GOTTA GETTUP GOTTA GETTUP
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>Penn & Reddit
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god this fucking sucks
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KINO
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>>76686605
Nick Suzuki from Owen Sound.

Might be the most talented hockey chink I've ever seen
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what the fuck is this shit
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>>76686662
NANANANANA NANANA
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Fuck vegas. Can't wait to rape this team
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>>76686666
quads
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>trash man is fucking trash

whodda thunk it
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>the only decorations are three sheets of paper with the nhl and golden knights logos on them
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Vegas select engelland
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>>76686665
You mean
>reddit and tumbler
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Is that Jack Nicholson?
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NBC should replace Pierre with Teller
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is that jack nicholson?
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>>76686614
Wings here, feels good to not have lost Mrazek.
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>>76686609
maf or pickard
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>assembled

you mean gifted, right?
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HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW
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no way chiarelli should win this, he inherited everything. dorion should take it
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>>76686666
Checked
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>mfw living in vegas
I FUCKING HATE THIS CITY

WE'RE ALREADY BECOMING THE MOST HATED TEAM IN THE NHL AND WE ARENT EVEN A TEAM YET
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What went wrong?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxUskbSn8jo
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Not one joke in this program has been even remotely funny. It's like that Norm Macdonald bit at the comedy central roast years ago.
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DORION
O
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>Built to last
>"Peter Chiaelli!"
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Into the trash this entire show goes
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>pierre dorion
>gm of the year nominee
Fuck off he's a boob
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>le modern family titcow and zany 80s netflix guy
wow fuck this shit
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chiarelli was robbed
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I hope the goalies will be able to do backflips and shit tbqhfam
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David "Glass Eye" Poile
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>>76686717
At least he isn't fat anymore
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Chia should get it because of the Larsson-Hall trade alone.
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Eh. No surprise. Dorion taking Phaneuf alone shoul ban him from ever winning it.
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>>76686691
You're late as fuck Bong, that happened 5 minutes ago
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>le one eyed man
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>>76686728
dorion is the only gm that play 4D chess
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Should have been Jimmy Rutherford again tbqhwy. He's taking GMs to school
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>>76686732
chiarelli is a mcdavid baby
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>Poilet
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Literally one of the Shittiest days I've had in the past year.
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>>76686746
>everyone giving vegas trash
>here take methot
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Has there been any "good" or "funny' guests on tonight?

Why does the NHL award shows always suck ass?
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>>76686735
should wear an eyepatch desu
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JESUS CHRIST shut the fuck up already you didn't even win the cup
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>>76686739
>tfw no more Larsson
why did Edmonton hate him so much when all he cost them was a big lipped liability?
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Hot Pocket HOF?
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david poile gonna get some pussy tonight!
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Sakic was robbed
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>Redditer Things
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>>76686765
>b-b-b-but muh future career second-liner-at-best Cody Ceci!
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>>76686763
what's jostling your jujubes m80?
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>>76686759
Larsson would hit the shit out of McDavid if they were on seperate teams. As I wrote, Chia should've got it, based on the Larsson trade alone. Chia or Rutherford.
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I PLAY A POLICE CHIEF
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I AM ON STRANGER THINGS I PLAY A POLICE CHIEF HERE IS HOW IT RELATES TO HOCKEY
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Is this guy, dare I say it, not funny?
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>>76686742
That wasn't a bad trade
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>>76686768

The only good joke was the one about Calder nominees having a boring night at Vegas
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Someone redpill me on McDavid's girlfriend
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POLICE CHEIF
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>verge of tears

Good for you pally. You done good.
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>tfw watching this was the only thing you had planned this montg
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>>76686768
baruchel
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>>76686792
>>76686794
thanks i didn't get the joke before u made it more clear for me thanks
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wait Boucher is not even nominated?

wtf???
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>Dorion was nominated
What the actual fuck? He's trash. He's done nothing beneficial for this team yet.
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please win torts
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>>76686791
no he wouldn't have, not if he was in jersey

oilels are mediocre without mcdavid
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Imagine if Torts wins this
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TORTS
O
R
T
S
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>>76686786
>they're actually banking on Chabot filling the role immediately
Disaster waiting to happen. And Ceci will never actually be good
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Based torts
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>>76686806
Probably an autist if she's with McSecondary
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BASED TORTS
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MUH MEME STREAK
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>>76686768
the arkells
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>>76686806
gold digger taking advantage of a supple, easily bullied kid
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>Tortellini

Hue
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Fucking comedy gold
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WHAT THE FUCK
TORTORELLA WON COACH OF THE YEAR?
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BASED

FIRST TROPHY WINNER SO FAR WHO'S /OUR GUY
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REDDIT BTFOOOOOOOO
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ahahaa laffs btfo
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OVERACHIVER OF THE YEAR AWARD
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>Mfw watching the participation award ceremony
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>>76686823
HOLY FUCK THE MADMAN GOT IT
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>get swept in the playoffs
>still win COTY
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>>76686802
They made that joke last year.
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T O R T S
O
R
T
S
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>>76686806
Puck bunny hit the jackpot
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>all these redditors don't know
Torts deserves it he's a manlet so he's the best
>>
Tortellini has a sexy daughter.
>>
How the fuck wasn't Mike Sullivan nominated?
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>>76686825
reminder that he has sex with dogs
>>
>>76686863
>swept
Stupid idiot
>>
TORTS
>>
>>76686863
>swept
>5 games
i know you yinzers are new to hockey but please learn a bit before posting
>>
DOGFUCKER
>>
>>76686863
They won a game though
>>
>>76686863
>playoffs
They don't count for this award my BLACKED friend.
>>
KEKƤlƤinen
>>
>>76686806
Looks like a porn star to be desu
>>
>>76686854
mcmeme is /ourguy/
>>
>>76686879
because anybody would've won the cup coaching the pens
>>
KEK

"YOU SUCK TORTS"

TOP LEL
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APOLOGIZE
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>>76686879
>thinking sullivan actually coaches with crosby and malkin on the team
>>
>>76686877
>having any respect for manlets
>calling other people redditors
9gag get out.
>>
THey played him off!
>>
>>76686879
Playoffs not included for the awards.

Barry Trotz deserves it instead of Tortellini.
>>
Ryan should win the Masterton
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>>76686882
Why is his hand so close to that doggy dick?

Also, what did Torts say about family? Is someone in his family dying?
>>
>>76686870
>Puck bunny
But that's not Cuba Gooding Jr?
>>
I will always have fond memories of Torts trying to climb over the glass to fight Peter DeBoer while 3 fights broke out at the start of a Rags-Devils game
>>
>>76686863
He took over a literal dogshit team that wasn't supposed to even sniff the playoffs with the youngest roster in the league, and won 50 games with them.
>>
"orientated" isn't a word, tortorella dumbfuck
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>>76686883
>>76686888
>>76686892
You have to go back
>>
>>76686912
God I love that smug bastard
>>
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>>76686863
Who is this beautiful white princess?
>>
>>76686934
god damn, that season was epic.
>>
>>76686863
>>76686952
Stop posting whores
>>
>>76686913
>>76686906

Then why were Olczyk, Therrien, Bylsma and Johnston all fired?
>>
>>76686934
Why are you staring at the doggy dick?
>>
>not giving your beloved pupper the occasional peepee rub

Faggots
>>
>>76686819
The fact that MacLean won the award and Boucher didn't even get nominated shows how big of a joke these awards are.
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>>76686952
>I was merely pretending to be retarded
>>
Way too early 2017-2018 Final Standings

Atlantic
1. Lightning*
2. Canadiens*
3. Maple Leafs*
4. Panthers*
5. Sabres
6. Senators
7. Bruins
8. Red Wings

Metro
1. Penguins*
2. Capitals*
3. Rangers*
4. Jackets*
5. Flyers
6. Hurricanes
7. Islanders
8. Devils

Central
1. Wild*
2. Predators*
3. Blues*
4. Blackhawks*
5. Stars*
6. Jets
7. Avs

Pacific
1. Oilers*
2. Ducks*
3. Flames*
4. Sharks
5. Kings
6. Knights
7. Coyotes
8. Canucks
>>
>>76686952
i think you need to go back cucko
>>
le emoji haha XD
>>
>>76686934
I'm guessing his son blames him for ______. That's why he isn't there. And Torts, being a person with anger issues, and recently admitting he has said problem, is probably going through a guilt trip phase where he blames himself for his famlies problems.
>>
>>76686471
Shit draft and no need for this pick. We're fine anyway. Prospects coming up besides. Sorokin also
>>
>>76686952
>backpedalling
>>
>SELKE
KOIVU 3RD, GRANLUND 13TH

>NORRIS
SUTER 5TH, SPURGEON 13TH


ELITE TEAM, DARE I SAY TOP5
>>
I am genuily annoyed with the Jack Adams trophy
Babcock deserved it the most
>>
>>76686789
sens fan
>>
>>76686959

When a white guy fucks a black girl, shouldn't it be BLEACHED?
>>
What is even happening
>>
>>76686963
yeah, the most exciting canucks season in the last 5 seasons

i'd rather have torts for 2 years than willie for 2

>>76686967
>i t0-t-t-to-to-ot-ot-o-to-ot-ottally don't loo at big dog dicks in pictures e0e-e-e-e-even though it's right in your f-f-f-f-f-fof-0-f-f0-0face broororoorololoolollollo
>>
>>76686977
>Jackets
>playoffs
kek
>>
>>76686959
Elsa Jean
>>
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>>76686882
That's legal in Canada, stop kink-shaming.
>>
>>76686991
>babbycock deserved it
detroit fukken sucks LMAO
>>
>>76686977
>3. laffs
>4. panthers
>6. snes

try again
>>
>>76686967
It's a delicacy in her culture
>>
>>76686964
Based Russia
>>
>>76686977
kys
>>
>>76686959
Some disgusting tranny
>>
Torts is the most based coach since Crawford
>>
>>76687006
Torts is a good ol American boy. He's breaking the law.
>>
>>76686977
>6. Knights
up 3 spots
>>
>>76687001
>Kippers looking at dicks

Pottery
>>
Is it really worth it to protect one player by selling out prospects and draft picks?
>>
>>76686977
>he thinks the jackets will make the ploffs again
LEL
>he thinks the preds will not be bottom seed again
LEL
>he thinks the knights won't make the ploffs
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
>>
oh god
>>
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>catfish
>>
Why is Sofia Vergara at these?
>>
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TRASHVILLE BTFO MY SIDES
>>
>>76687006
>that pic
I've never wanted to curb-stomp someone so much
>>
>>76686993
?

his gf is white

gf probably gave him the cap

>>76686970
wtf?

>PK joke

now THAT'S funny

is he the man who saved tonight's trashy awards show?
>>
>>76687002
Why haven't you offed yourself, they already proved you wrong last year
>>
>>76686993
>shouldn't it be BLEACHED
That meme already exist newfag
>>
Looks like a Hitler Youth
>>
Someone fucking kill this faggot host, Jesus Christ.
>>
Someone beat the shit out pf this loser kid
>>
>>76687039
married to one of these G list celebrities
>>
>>76687001
>Kippers takes the knot
Not sure what I expected.
>>
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TIME FOR ANDY
>>
>actor from The Room

Holy shit these really are le ironic reddit awards
>>
FUCK YOU FAGGY KID
>>
s this the next oilers draft pick?
>>
Las Vegas is unironically the shittiest city in America.
>>
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>tf is this
>>
CANUCKS BTFOOOOOo
>>
I don't remember this kid being in the room
>>
This awards show is the most painfully white thing I've ever seen.

Like I know it's hockey but Jesus fucking christ I apologize to everyone everywhere for my race.
>>
>Berube is a free agent in a week

Snow you madman. Holding 3 GKs for 2 years finally pays off.
>>
Why is kippers on the stage
>>
swear to god he made the same joke last year
>>
Can't he just make a "pk is sucking cock right now" inference
>>
What the fuck is happening this kid is too much cringe
>>
>>76687071
This
>>
Kid is funnier than everyone else don't ne mean
>>
TOP KEK
>>
canucks btfo by a literal child
>>
>>76687071
>not Detroit, a city literally more dangerous to visit than Beirut
>>
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FUCK YOU KID

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

THAT WASN'T FUNNY AT ALL

FUCK YOU WYTE BOI

I HOPE A BIG BLACK SUBBAN RAPES YOU

DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY CANUCKSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>
>Canucks getting torched by a 10-yr-old
>>
>>76686977
Terrible.

Here's the improved version.

Atlantic
1. Senators*
2. Bruins*
3. Lightning*
4. Maple Leafs*
5. Panthers
6. Sabres
7. Canadiens
8. Red Wings

Metro
1. Penguins*
2. Rangers*
3. Capitals*
4. Jackets*
5. Flyers
6. Hurricanes
7. Islanders
8. Devils

Central
1. Predators*
2. Blues*
3. Blackhawks*
4. Wild*
5. Jets*
6. Stars
7. Avs

Pacific
1. Oilers*
2. Ducks*
3. Sharks*
4. Coyotes
5. Flames
6. Kings
7. Knights
8. Canucks
>>
wiseau when?
>>
KIPPERS BTFO
>>
>So young he doesn't know about the 2011 run

Kek
>>
>Can'tpucks btfo by a fetus
KEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEK
>>
If Dandy Andy doesn't win this shit I'm out.
>>
S>>76687061
shes married to Joe Magiionoinolook
>>
CANKEKS BLEEEEEOOOOWWN
TF OUT
>>
>>76687092
>>76687076
who did the cantpucks think would win?
>>
>nucks BTFO by a literal 8 year old
nice
>>
>>76687093
I think Detroit at least has nice suburbs, Vegas is absolute shithole all around the area.
>>
First award they got right
>>
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And his wife's cancer is cured now that he won a trophy!
>>
>>76686977
>7. Islanders
Try again, friend.
>>
>>76687099
How buttblasted are you that a 4 year old can take swings at your team? Laffin at ur lyfe
>>
ANDY
N
D
Y
>>
Song name?
>>
>MUH CANCER
literally r*ddit
>>
>wife gets cancer
>man wins the trophy
REEE FUCK YOU PATRIARCHY
>>
what did the kid say about the canucks
>>
CRAIG
R
A
I
G
>>
Cage the Elephant is dogshit
>>
How man cocks did that kid suck to get there
>>
Ahem
Ha
Ahem
Uh
>>
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>sympathy award to le dead wife man
>>
>>76687120
Please keep posting SMT
>>
>getting a my wife has cancer trophy
>>
Hey Craig

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY5ykMVGbvU
>>
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>Get Masterton because your wife got cancer
>>
>>76687121
We'd be at 4th at best if everything goes well, but maybe 3rd isn't too long of a shot
>>
>>76687096
>all these leafs that buy the snes meme

Embarrassing
>>
>>76687099
His house was prob burnt down during the riots
>>
>>76687137
Bad post
>>
>>76686977
People unironically think the flimflams will be in the playoffs next year
>>
>>76687122
>My team

I have a minimum of standards mate
>>
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Fleury to the Jets. Cap dis
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How the FUCK did Craig "bald cancer faggot" Anderson get the Masterton again?

His wife had an easily curable form of cancer, and it was just a 1-month scare.

How does he deserve this?

What did he "perservere" through? Did HE have cancer?

What is this bullshit?
>>
>>76687129
>>76687130
Literally kill yourselves you fucking trash.
>>
>having a wife
>2012+9-4
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>be mediocre goaltender most of your career
>wife gets cancer
>come back and play not shit
>win awards and accolades
>>
WHAT DID THE LITTLE BASTARD SAY ABOUT THE CANT PUCKS
>>
>>76687143
>>76687130
>>76687129

The other guys were literally we-played-hockey-a-long-time
>>
HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW
>>
>>76687163
>donaldtrumpyouhavetogoback.mpeg
>>
Fuck you anderson
>>
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>>76687142
Devil Summoner 3: Raidou Kuzunoha vs. Raiho Kuzunoha when?
>>
>>76687149
That division is dog shit. Sens are just the least smelly of that shit.
>>
>>76687165
>not watching hockey with your wife
Fag
>>
HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW
>>
>exploiting a cancer victim as she cries
>endless cheering
HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW?
>>
Anderson deserved that have this award, but Ryan could have gotten it as well
>>
>trade Hornqvist for Neal to Pit
>lose the stanley cup to a goal from Hornqvist
>lose Neal to Vegas for nothing

your 2017 gm of the year
>>
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>>76687129
>>76687141
>>76687143
>>76687147
>ignoring how elite he's been since coming back from his leave of absence
Shitposters please go.
>>
>>76687129
>>76687130
>>76687143
>>76687147
Fuck all of you fucking faggots.
It has to be difficult and take a toll on you to play and train while your wife may be potentially dying, and bring your team to the ECF
KYS YOURSELFS
>>
>>76687161
he was sidelined due to injury just before this
>>
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>>76687171
he said they were a great team and win the amount of cups as my last digit this decade

also all other teams are trash and will NEVER be as good as the canucks
>>
>>76687187
Pens even protected Hornqvist. Guess we know who won that trade.
>>
>>76687193
>elite
Outside of the Pittsburgh series he's been pretty fucking terrible since coming back
>>
Anybody else kinda wanting to see their team play in Vegas. Me and the boys are planning a trip
>>
>>76687155
That division is unironically terrible
>>
>Leipsic
>When Rychel is here

Kek
>>
>>76687193
>>76687197
Playoffs don't factor into regular season awards, Nicholle
>>
>>76687185
kek
>>
>>76687203
Methot deserves the award more than him.

He lost his finger and still played.

>M-M-MY WIFE HAVE SOME FORM OF EASY CANCER WITH 100% SURVIVAL RATE
>>
RIP SENS
>>
>snes
>>
>>76687217
Thank god
>>
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FUCK YOU DORION
FUCK YOU PHANEUF
FUCK YOU CECI
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>
>>76687133
>as a Canucks fan, I should know about perseverance. It's been a looooong ten years
>>
>methot
Lel
>>
>shottawa
AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
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REST IN PEACE SWEET PRINCE AND FUCK YOU DORION FOR NOT PROTECTING HIM
>>
>karlsson smiling

what did he mean by this
>>
>>76687129
>>76687130
>>76687141
>>76687143
>>76687147
>>76687180
>>76687185
>Amerilard empathy
Holy shit, I hope you get fucking nuked. Fucking disgraceful.
>>
>Marc "Broken finger" Methot
>>
>>76687182
Lightning, Panthers, Leafs, and Sabres all have good young pieces that just need to develop

Snes have ancient Bobby Ryan and Marc Me-oh wait I guess not
>>
HOW YA LIKE ME NOW
>>
>>76687236
joke about crosby and methot
>>
>drafting a 32 year old faggot without fingers
Knights confirmed for the Browns of the NHL
>>
>>76687236
Karlsson gonna demand a trade to Vegas next year
>>
Good couple of picks here
>>
>>76687208
>>76687218
>anderson came back during the playoffs
Holy shit why do you post if you don't even watch hockey?
>>
Cleasson-Karlsson
Phaneuf-Ceci
Chabot-Wiedman
Harpur-Borowiecki

stay mad /hoc/
>>
YOU LIKE OFFENSE?

THIS IS THE F O U R T H HIGHEST SCORER ON ONLY ST LOUIS
>>
>rags
>>
So basically the Golden Knights are going to be the 2014 Penguins roster minus their superstars?
>>
>>76687249
Dynasty for the first 40 years then pure shit for the rest?
>>
"Schlemko" sounds like a Jewish word for semen or some shit. Like "Schlanger" from Mad Max.
>>
>oh-fence
>>
>rags
>>
>>76687261
holy fuck that's bad.
>>
Who?
>>
>tfw one of the only teams to actually give up a good player
We'll miss ya, Methot. ;_;
>>
>>76687260
When the fuck did I say that? He came back during those 3 Montreal games in March and shit the bed and almost cost Ottawa a playoff spot. Condon was playing fantastically at that point as well.
>>
>A choice where both team loses

Kek
>>
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>reinhart
>oilers traded a 1st and 2nd for NOTHING
>>
oilels btfo

>letting a FOURTH OVERALL draft pick get away
>>
>busthart
>>
>mcJesus
just get a fidget spinner my man
>>
>>76687237
Try r/hockey, friend. They're a bit more family friendly.
>>
>>76687261
>stay mad
>>
Oilers got fucked the hardest in this draft.

Fucking mad.
>>
Should I get ice cream or frozen custard
>>
>>76687293
What a fucking joke of a franchise
>>
O wow
>>
>>76687249
this, Methot is a Karlsson baby. I know vegas only took him to trade to a team that wanted him.

So i wonder which team got fleeced.
>>
>>76687182
Finishing 4th or 5th in the metro and getting thrown in the Atlantic bracket is a better position to be in than 2nd-3rd if youre in the metro right now.
>>
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gonna miss those hits 2bh
>>
>>76687294
Lmao fourth overall is nothing to us
>>
Reminder that Oscar Lindberg was Swedish Hockey League playoffs MVP when he was 21. Has a Swedish championship and two WC gold medals on his belt.

Rangers didn't give him the offensive role he's capable of imo
>>
>>76687307
How.
>>
>>76687294
to be fair, that's probably most of the oilers line up anyways.
>>
>>76687329
fuck you
>>
>oilels protected Kassian, Maroon, and Sekera

>THEY LET GRIFFIN REINHART GET AWAY AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
>>
>>76687308
custard, not even a question
Culvers?
>>
>>76687329
It's sad that this is unironically true.
>>
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>P. redditors lose Neal
>Super Nintendos lose Methot

Who will the Pens curse strike next?
>>
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>actually drafting lelmelin with no incentive
>>
>The Golden Knights selects from Washington, Alex Ovechkin
>>
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>Emelin


Also, Buffalo is fucked.
>>
>>76687349
TOP QEQ THANKS VEGAS
>>
>>76687241
>that just need to develop

"develop" doesn't always mean they get better. Also, the post was for next year....
>>
>>76687343
Yeah I'm in Duluth so I have my choice of special flavors
>>
>>76687353
He's protected
>>
>>76687353
worth it for washington desu
>>
Fleury going to have to stop 60+ shots a game with this team.
>>
Without irony, really happy Blues protected Reaves. Wouldve been upset had he gone.
>>
>>76687329
Heh.
>>
>>76687347
The Pens
>>
>willingly taking Thorburn

lmao what the fuck vegans
>>
>>76687368
how?
>>
>>76687373
All I care about is that Coyle isn't going. He's the future of the wild's next ten years of mediocrity
>>
>>76687349
>>76687354
inb4 habs trade vegas a 2nd for Emelin 50% salary retained.
>>
>>76687362
yo homie
across from umd here
>>
Are these fucking idiots actually going for Fleury?
>>
>>76687362
>haven't had a culver's butterburger, cheese curds and a concrete shake in over a year
I need to visit the Minisoda very soon
>>
>>76687373
kinda tells that blues has no forward depth whatsoever. Wild couldn't protect Haula who is 100x the player what reaves is.
>>
>>76687390
>haula's my favourite player
>bought a sweater in january
rip
>>
>>76687388
do you even watch hockey?

its obvious
>>
>>76687400
Who else would you go for?
>>
>>76687387
There has to be a pick or something to make them do that since he's a UFA as well
>>
>>76687395
I live downtown
>>
>>76687400
they made a deal that said that they'll definitely take it.

>Do exactly as pittsburgh wants
>Fuck over the only team that came close to beating them

its almost as if vegas is bettmans boys.
>>
Fleury to Winnipeg, calling it now
>>
>>76687387
Gonna be a 1st rd trade
>>
>>76687349
It's probably for the Russian connection. They are going all in on KHL talent I'm betting. Gusev + Grabovski + Emelin + whoever else they bring in.
>>
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>>76687387
Theres way more to that selection m8
>>
>>76687412
Rust

t.different finn
>>
Could they give the Vezina already? I want a peek at those tatas before I go to sleep.
>>
>>76687404
Fight me irl
>>
>>76687420
i'm sorry. i work over in canal tho so i kinda know the pain of being down there a lot
>>
>rags
>losing one of the few promising guys you have
>rags
>>
>>76687411
ovi is a god player
>>
>>76687400
As opposed to 4th liner Bryan Rust or bottom pair Ian Cole? Stay mad that the Pens will git all that salary relief.
>>
LET'S BREAK DOWN THIS SHITPOST WITH INSIGHTS FROM SAP
>>
>>76687445
Im a nurse at essentia. At least you're getting hours now that the tourists are coming back
>>
>>76687424
Lets hope.
>>
>>76687404
haula with the ice time, reaching the potential he has, could be a much more defensive kessel
>>
Sid sittin kinda close to holtby
>>
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>>76687404
>A Finn overrating a Finnish player
All Quiet on the Western Front
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>>76687453
Only females can be nurse.
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>>76687433
Then what goalies do you go for?
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>>76687441
already booked a flight
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>>76687347
>Pens
>curse
What curse would that be? The curse of having the refs have your back every night? The curse of having the league owner personally jerk off the team because it has the highest-earning face in the league? The curse of making it to the SCF almost every year because you're in a joke conference with only about four or five really good, competitive teams? The curse of having annoying fucking ignorant fans like yourself? Fuck off.
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GET ON WITH IT YOU FAGGOT BITCHES
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>trophy explanations for normie casuals
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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what is happening right now
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>>76687449
No room on the team for him
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new

>>76687470
>>76687470
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fucking kill me
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>muh 'guins
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STOP JUST STOP JUST END IT ALL AND ANNOUNCE THE WINNERS ON TWITTER
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>Bob looking /fa/ as fuck
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>more pens shit
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Kill me
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CRINGE
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TOPJEJ
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WHO IS THIS LITERAL FUCKING WHO HOST?
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>w-what is happen?
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>anderson, holding back tears, tells players to live in the moment
>HOW YA LIKE ME NOW
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>Crosby's face
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq2NGEHJ6Qg

Where the heck is Jean-Claude Van Damme
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I'm a huuuuuge hockey fan silly boys
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>look at those legs
Oh I am
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>Look at those legs!
Calm down, Marcel! Think of your blood pressure!
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>it's a pedo episode
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Why haven't they made fun of that predators "viewing party"from game 5
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Why the fuck has Vegas already taken two goalies if they're taking Fleury too?
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>>76687530
>I heard my brothers and dad watching hockey when I was a little girl
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>>76687551
They have to take at least three
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that cringe on that gymnasts face so palpable
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>>76687451

Yeah, Rust would have been a better choice, considering how he isn't a 32 year old never-was with a 6mil cap hit.
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>>76687551
Berube is UFA

Took him for all the picks
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>johnny manlet

When will they ever learn
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>>76687551
Gentleman's agreement
Goodbye pong draft picks
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>>76687536
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>>76687560
I mean look I totally know who Marquese Dion is
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>>76687580

>Finland critiquing goalers
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>>76687591

>implying Fluky isnt the best pongs player available anyway
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I donĀ“t give a damn about these awards, I just want see rest of the draft
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>>76687605

>Amerifat talking about hockey

Toppest of lels.
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>>76687595
i want her to crush my skull with those thighs
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>>76687451
you should hold off on being smug until we're sure how much the pongs had to give vegas to take your washed-up goaler
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>>76687080
The long con
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Why does it seem like so many professional athletes deal with serious illnesses in their family? Is it part of what makes them so driven?
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>>76687642
>Pens will win 3 in a row for a few draft picks
How mad are Caps fans right now?
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>tfw I have ms

Can I get a standing ovation
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>>76687148
They had 94 points despite Cappys "hahd an smaht" mentality for half the year. They'll be fine.
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>>76687632

Calm down my seething friend.
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>>76687703
Are you an athlete? Or do you sit in your bedroom shitposting all day?
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his wife has a large butt i liked that part
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>>76687746

I shitpost all day, I'm in so much pain, it hurts to even just shitpost

I'm planning on killing my self
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>>76687096
not too bad but the flames are in sharks are outttt also kings might be in too, with someone like the jets, predators, or wild being out
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COILERS

FUCK

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EAT

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FUCK

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