Blue Jays @ >rags

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let's go rangers!

buck must be fishing

also RIP in peace Prodigy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NUX4tW5pps

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>>76684853
2 week vacation

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based matty D got this shit
Patty T is just along for the ride

FUNDAMENTALS

SMIFFDAMENTALS

Ross is shook

gg jays

oh shit maybe not

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>Justin Smoak is a .300 hitter

That was a strike Jash

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>>76684905
hes fishing

Smoak might be the AL MVP YTD if it wasn't for Judge.

>>76685100
surprised me too, donaldson is at .296 as well

d...did kmo just shoot one oppo? wew they must have really had a talk

wew pearce poke

fucking shit c'mon Ross

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this is now a Matt Devlin thread

you're welcome ladies

As a Canadian not from Toronto, FUCK the Blue Jays and FUCK Rogers Sportsnet

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>rags

GROINS

>>76685243
Scared to say where you're from eh?

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>>76685243
As a Canadian not from Toronto still laughing SO HARD at this literal obsession

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LEL BARNEY

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MAGIC? BARNEY HIT A HOME RUN???

>>76685243
it's literally your only baseball team, surely you don't conflate sports locations do you?

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matty d is 2cute5me ;-;

>rags pitching

>>76685243
its not like there's much choice nobody likes toronto

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big comeback coming up

>>76685397
I like Toronto, outside of the pushy foreigners and the traffic.

Let's give a fuck tonight Joe.

>>76685424
it's biagini its possible

>8 pitch walk

so its gonna be one of THOSE games

THROW STRIKES

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>get some food at 0-0
>come back down 0-6

Gonna have to open the whiskey

>>76685438
Have you been to many cities? Because Toronto is pretty shit tier.

>>76685665
Plenty to do in Toronto, good night life. The only issues is rude foreigners and the traffic/construction.

>>76685654
you won't believe it but some scrub homered off Ross ;_;

>>76685719
Have you been to many cities? The night life and stuff to do is pretty shit tier in Toronto.

>>76685744
Compared to where? I'll give you Montreal is better in terms of night life, strip clubs, etc. but Toronto is better than Vancouver.

LET'S GO POO POO PEE PEE JAYS

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>>76685736
>muh height

I SAID A ONE TWO THEREA ND A TWO THE TO THE TRHEE CAUSE YOU LOOK SO FINE THAT I REALLY WANNA MAKE YOE MINE

>>76685845
I SAID YOU LOOK SO FINE THAT I REALLY WANN AMEK YOU MINE

Wow texas sucks LOL

What the fuck is "the six"?

>>76685990
meh best state in the USA, our baseball team is shitty right now, you give and you take

How is smoak are best player?

Those walls fuck up the Texas outfielders ever time.

>>76686034
What makes Texas better than Utah?

Went vacationing and found Texas to be boring as fuck with nothing to do while Utah was pretty fucking awesome

>>76686032
some lame branding from the brampton craptors or something

>>76686032
The six is Toronto. It's a slang that originated from the greatest raptor alive: Canada's own, the one and only, DRAKE

>>76686083
That's confusing. It's Haram to drink beer in Brampton.

>>76686032
look up "the amalgamated city of Toronto"

Damn, I missed the Barney homer.

steve pearce is hot hot hot

FEELIN HOT HOT HOT

>>76686079
if you're looking for a good time go to Austin

>>76686183
I would Dan. I would.

>>76686204
Is there a Boystown there too?

>>76686204
What if I want to see two strippers eat each other out in full view, smoke a joint and then proposition a hooker online without being arrested and sent to prison?

>>76686275
you won't go to prison for any of that lel
>>76686247
probably not, there's probably a fag conversion center there somewhere though

>>76686328
What if I'm caught?

>>76686367
then you banepost your way out

>>76686367
the strippers are perfectly legal here, depending on how you act with the cop the joint shouldn't be a problem, just use backpage and be smart

the only charge will be soliciting a prostitute and if you get a decent lawyer it will get expunged in court

>>76686204
1. Austin
2. Dallas
3. Houston
4. Fat Antonio
5. Ft Worth
6. College town (not Austin)
.
.
9001. CC or other town near gulf
900001. El Paso/Amarillo/Brownsville
90000000001. Random west Texas town

>>76685352
I've been a Mariners fan for 16 years. Many Canadians cheer for "border teams" such as the Tigers, Red Sox, and Twins. Still many cheer for your usual suspects like the Dodgers and Yankees.

To me, cheering for the Blue Jays purely because they are the only Canadian team is misplaced patriotism at best. The company that owns the Blue Jays and arguably the biggest national sports network in Canada has been brainwashing Canadian baseball fans to cheer for the Jays because they are supposedly "Canada's team", which, frankly, sickens me.

I categorically reject the notion that the Jays are "Canada's team". There is a grand total of one Canadian on the active roster. Besides, they've only been the only Canadian team since the Expos relocated to DC (for which the Jays organization voted in favour) ~10 years ago. If you want to appeal to patriotism, the Expos were Canada's team, originally.

It's precisely the conflation of Canada and the Blue Jays that makes me hate the Blue Jays. The saddest part is, this conflation happens not only outside of Canada, but in Canada aswell.

>>76686367
>not having getting caught as part of your plan

>>76686469
i would put Houston over Dallas, big D has a black people problem

That was a great swing.

>>76686487
so you're telling me Rogers own the canucks, leafs, raptors and blue jays?

aren't there monopoly laws in Canada?

>>76686487
I grew up in the Toronto area and went to games as a kid. Both in Florida for spring training and in Toronto. So for me they were the team I grew up watching and cheering for. But I could see someone growing up somewhere else farther away not going to games and and maybe watching another team play and Rogers is a awful horrible company so I respect your opinion.

>>76686508
True, but I meant to have fun. So that would assume avoiding the areas with heavy black populations.

>>76686487
tl;dr people in a country cheer for the only team in said country

>>76686588
they only own the blue jays, but they own the rights to NHL in Canada for a few more years.

based WW2 vet

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>>76686487
This post is correct. Expos were always the cooler team to watch, even though they played in the worst MLB stadium. Was fucking pissed when they left. Fuck Jefferey Loria and all of the snakes who snatched our team

>>76686699
Rogers and Bell own the leafs and raptors

C'mon D money

Come on jose keep your eyes open you fuck

>game of thrones night

jesus christ people still watch that show?

>>76686757
The raptors were owned by the Ontario teacher's pension fund for the longest time. I think they still own a large stake in the team

>>76686858
They sold it to rogers and bell

>>76686833
I blew through the first five seasons, but it went to total shit after Tywin was killed.

Damn imagine if foul balls were home runs!!

>>76686833
Most popular HBO show of all time. What do you think?

>>76686895
that would be horrible
>>76686884
Tywin was a cunt fag who deserved it, betraying Hando like that was uncalled for

>>76686938
I think it would add a cool strategy

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>>76686949
it would make no sense

>rags

>>76686938
>he was a cunt fag

He was the main antagonist of the show, after he died I really couldn't give a fuck about who won or lost. I kind of wanted them all to die.

>>76686978
i was just happy gladstone got killed off

>>76686966
What is even in New Mexico, anyway?

I quit masturbating. Wish me luck

>>76687044
rapists,women beaters and natives

it was used to test nukes a long time ago

>>76687044

Excellent food, nice climate in the mountainous parts of the state, few people in many areas, lots of gambling and they're not Arizona which sucks.

>>76687074
Good luck with prostate cancer

>>76687100
>they're not Arizona which sucks.

whats with the AZ hate?

I'll leave that fgued to you good american boys boy howedy

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wow vegas knights took Cody Eakin ;_;

>not shelling biagini in the first inning

>>76687044
breaking bad

MVPearce on a roll

MVPearce

>>76686487
shut the fuck up you disgusting pledditor

GALLO!

Fuck and Pearce is ded

>Infield home run

>>76687100
>New Spixico better than Arizona
In your dreams Shitting Bull.

JUST

Kek what the fuck was that

lol Pearce you retard.

>>76687503
He's high on cocaine give him a break

G A L L O

S E C

S P E E D

Let's get Don Corleone in there

>swinging at that
kek

>Beltre

Jesus Christ

Nice hustle you little chipmunk

damn it, if only adrian wasn't hurt :(

Beltre could have made that if he actually ran.

DAMN YOU'VE GOT A FAT ASS

Luke Mailewitzki

Jose Bautistitzki

Brian Wilson

Good work Gini. I still like you.

3 RUNS!?!?

>tfw no bullpen

Is it just me or is this guy standing a good meter off the plate?

>>76688511
it's just you fag

>>76688535
What did you just say to me you little bitch?

>>76688609
you fucking heard me bitch ass, what the fuck are you going to do about it?

>>76688706
Lets fuck..umm I mean fight.

>>76688725
well what is it bitch?

i'll fuck you up figuratively and literally

That's a big weiner

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>>76686469
Amarillo is a nice cozy town if you're looking for a place to settle down. It's just not a city you would care to visit as a tourist other than trying the 72oz stake stake challenge.

Lubbock is much shittier because it's neither a place where there's a lot of entertainment nor a place you'd want to permanently live.

>fat baseball players

>Rags pitchers

>Pillar can magically hit again being out of the lead-off spot

It's 2016 again

Who would name their kid Darwin.

if we get out of the inning this game will be tied going into the 9th

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>Maile

HERE WE GO

AWWWW YEAAAH

>.120 BA

>0 for 4

god damn Odor, just not your night

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>>76688851
he is part hawaiian part korean, part Japanese

that's why

>>76687318
good. he sucked. Ruff overplaying the crap out of him despite Seguin being better drove everybody up the wall, and probably led to his ass getting canned.

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>>76689072
it definitely saved us controversy, i'll still miss him though

hope Val mans up and comes back this season since it's his contract year

>steve pearce day to day
another dl stint for him lol

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>>76689003
>part korean and part japanese

Whew lad

Nice strike zone ump

Questionable strike there

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>>76689168
>>76689169
good call ump, good call

>Osunagod

Based elite manlet

>Back to 1 game under .500
Implosion tomorrow

>>76686508
Have you actually ever been to Houston? It's literally a zoo