/mlb/ General - The Murph Edition

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Royals

>>76684257
>a major league ballpark will be the site of a Terror attack
Pls no.

>Things that will happen in the nest 5 years
Pitching mound moved back 2-5 feet, not lowered
Cap and mask style catching masks will be outlawed
Extended face protection or facemasks will be mandatory
On plays at the plate the batter will be called out if he does not slide, as is in NCAA
Expansion into Mexico, and relocation will happen(causing divisional realignment in both cases)
a major league ballpark will be the site of a Terror attack

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who /grandslam/ here?

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Post great ballparks ruined by the teams that play in them

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>Phillies have a 3-0 lead over the Cardinals after the 1st inning

Oh boy, I can't wait to see how they blow it.

>>76684384
dumb post
it's comfy as shit to go to petco and watch your team win
perfect destination ballpark

>>76684415
Now imagine being a good team

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http://lmgtfy.com/?t=i&q=mlb+professional+choker

... scroll down a bit

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>>76684410
Spoiler alert:

Cody Bellinger is shit lmao

>>76684426
i honestly can't imagine being a team at all

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>>76684324
How does this picture make you feel?

>>76684494
Cargo Gonzalez and Nomar Arenado? they're pretty cool

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>>76684494
Pretty good desu
>>76684510
The kiss of death

>>76684494
>Another new rockies trip
Really makes you think

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>1. Jose Bautista(R) RF
>2.Dwight Smith Jr.(L) CF
>3.Josh Donaldson(R) 3B
>4.Justin Smoak(S) 1B
>5.Kendrys Morales(S) DH
>6.Steve Pearce(R) LF
>7.Ryan Goins(L) SS
>8.Darwin Barney(R) 2B
>9.Luke Maile(R) C

Try and out-meme this lineup.
Protip:
>You can't

>>76684494
Good. Arenado will be a Dodger very soon. It's all he's ever wanted

>>76684494
>that trip name
you could do better

>>76684532
sure the rockies fans are showing up late but i'm hype for NLW NLCS anyway

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APOLOGIZE!

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>>76684548
literally wait 1 more game leaf

>>76684580
What a handsome young man

Why are all these White Sox fans suddenly coming out the woodworth?

>>76684557
Yeah, Dbacks vs Dodgers should be fun

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>>76684570

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>>76684570

>>76684554
>he unironically believes this

>>76684648
>I fantasized about playing 3B for the Dodgers watching Beltre at Dodger Stadium. I wanted to be the next great Dodgers 3B man.
-Nolan Arenado 2014 spring training 30 clubs in 30 days

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h...h-here I come /mlb/

>Someone steals a base on Yadier Molina
>Cardinals announcers find a way to compliment Molina on the play

>>76684683
>Going from an extreme hitter friendly ballpark to an extreme pitcher friendly ballpark
I'm sure that'll work out great for him.

>>76684683
That guy got
BLOWNED THE FUCK OUT
THE
FUCK
OUT

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Injuns to be desu

>>76684717
Are you saying Kershaw is a Dodger stadium babby?

>>76684717
He wants to be a Dodger so bad he doesn't give a fuck.

>>76684738
I've made the argument before that Kershaw benefits from pitching in a division with 3 notoriously pitcher friendly parks, but I don't think it's as extreme as Nolan Arenado is.

>>76684717
Im sure there's never in the history of the Dodgers been a good offensive power hitter to have found sucess.

can a leaf bro make the rangers/jays thread?

>>76684789
Nolan's home and away splits are pretty drastically different. He's a Coors babby, and always will be.

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>>76684789
Literally the best homerun ever hit at dodger stadium

>>76684820
He gon pull a KD and leave when the Dodgers snatch his fucking soul in the NLCS. Be mad all you want. Arenado's days are numbered as a Rockie

>>76684870
I'm not a Rockies fan, so I could care less if he went to the Dodgers. I don't know why you're bragging about acquiring a Coors Babby though. It's just like when lifelong Jays fans were excited when they traded for Tulowitzki.

>>76684870
He gon pull a KD and leave when the Diamondbacks snatch his fucking soul in the NLCS. Be mad all you want. Arenado's days are numbered as a Rockie

>>76684608
much agreed
>doyers light up grienke and dbacks light up kershaw

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>More injuries

>>76684532
i haven't been around /mlb/, i spend most the time in /nfl/ in a long time, rockies have been so poo, and my last name was a tulo one it was literally just years of the occasional

>rockies
posting and moaning about pitchers
>>76684556
I can't think of anything good :(

>>76685058
You're a Tony Tulo fan as well??

>>76685058
>newtrip is from /nfl/
Like clockwork

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Another error by St. Louis and it's not 5-0 Phillies!

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1stros

>>76685173
>not
save your liver for the games you lose m8

>>76685293
>not getting hammered every game

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So Bostonbros what's the solution here? Does he stay or go? Or is Dombrowski the problem?

>>76685444
Both?

Rockies vs. Dbacks

>>76685697
>>76685697
>>76685697

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deep

>>76685058
>my last name was a tulo one

is that you 2lowitzki?

>>76685725
>this is the propaganda the Mets staff feeds to their pitchers in order to keep their jobs
Sad.

>>76685725
>Zach Wheeler is wrong

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>>76685725
wtf i hate Wheeler now

>>76685730
yep

am I reading this right, /mlb/?

Has the Ranger's ace pitching staff really given up 7 runs to the TORONTO BLUE JAYS in just 3 innings?

>>76686529
>SMOAKED

>>76685725
He's literally right though, the act of throwing baseballs at the rate and velocity in baseball is not accounted for in evolution of the arm

>>76686601
>Yellow teeth

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>>76686620
And yet there are ways to throw a baseball without putting extra, uneeded stress on your arm

>>76686760
>philthidelhia literally who
Try harder faggot.

>>76686760
>Literally lost that game
lmao

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@76686875
>False flagging this obviously

@76686914
see
>>76686920

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Thank goodness for Joaquin Benoit. For a second I thought this game was won by the Phillies

>>76686931
Feel free to point out to me any World Series game that Pedro won with the Phillies.

While your at it, would you kindly show me how many postseason games Pedro won with the Phillies at all?

I'll be waiting, and I do respect a response.

►►76687069
I'll respond to that when you can point out how how that relates to his mechanics leading to sustained play over a long and healthy career as was outlined in the post in question. And just to goalpost move like you did, Nice reddit spacing, r/mlb is waiting for you to return

Haven't kept up with baseball for 5 years, are the Rockies actually good again?

t. Denverfag

>>76687128
His career derailed starting in 2004, outside of a meme 2005 where he had to move to the NL to put up the numbers of a #2 in the rotation.

Still doesn't change the fact that the webm you chose was a game he lost tho lmao

>>76687206
Yes. Now fuck off.

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Mariners?

>>76687206
Stay salty, Doyers faggot.

>>76684862
What is Kirk Gibson's iconic HR for 500 alex

>>76687317

Tigers at Mariners
>>76687317

>>76687447
I'm having problems today. Here's the thread.

>>76687397

I fucking told you it would be Hector Neris.

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>>76686951

Just accept that we are not meant to experience happiness. Ever.

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>deep third base

where the fuck is that? Left field? I'm not sure I wanna watch this replay

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How are the >Mest somehow only the 3rd most pathetic team in the NL East?

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>>76684730
This desu

>>76687648
hit off the wall in left field

>>76687648
>inside the park home run to deep third base
I want to see this.
My guess is the left fielder fell, got hurt, and the third baseman had to get the ball.

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>>76687597
I got 2008 at least. But I just don't get why you would look at Pat Neshek, your best reliever by an amazing margin, and say "Nah, I want the guy with an ERA over 5 in the 9th inning as my 9th inning guy

Mets, if you win tonight, I promise to be nice to you for the rest of June.

mest-doys
>>76687774
>>76687774
>>76687774

>Diamondbacks score 10 runs in an inning

lol

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>Phillies baserunning

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>76687761
i represent the mets
nude pics or no deal

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>>76687858

>Ramos

Game over.

>>76687886
How many of these do you have?

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>>76687923
66 and counting

>the lillies actually choked it again

wew laddie

>>76687998
Did you think we were kidding?

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>>76688045
>>76688045
>>76688045
>>76688045
/a/stros vs A's

>>76687944
I loathe pinstripes but the Lillies have a good aesthetic

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>>76688083
I'm of the minority that likes them over the Schmidt era unis

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>>76687905

This team just finds new ways to lose.

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>>76687317
MARINYAS!

>George Springer tied the franchise record for most leadoff HRs in June and is on pace to break the MLB record
>the previous franchise record was held by Craig Biggio at 8

woah...

what happened to that lillies trip that thought they were good?

>>76688149
Rollins? Killed himself, I assume.

>>76688126
Wow, that's crazy! Did you know Craig Biggio played for the 'stros back when they were still in the NL?

>give up 10 runs in one inning
>get a 1-2-3 inning the next inning

This is some Rockies art

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>Blow it in the 9th during a completely avoidable situation
>Then balk, and throw away a pickoff to break the tie

>10 runs in one inning

Rookies are done, season over, back to being Doyers fans until the Dbacks win the division

Thar Cardinals fan just called someone a nigger!

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>The Yankees's sound people had to blast a siren as Clippard walked off a mound to drown out the boos

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And now the Phillies are going to go 1-2-3 in the bottom of the 10th. Calling it.

>>76688344
No way dude, Knapp and Stassi are going to get on base and Perkins hits his first career homerun to win it

>>76687678
that actually makes sense

a wicked hook that stayed fair past third and then smashed into the wall

>>76687678
yeah that's what I was thinking, I wasn't sure I wanted to see us fuck up a flyball to shallow left field

Holy shit the Cardinals might be onto something with this 'have-your-best-reliever-pitch-in-save-situation' thing

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>Miller brought on with bases loaded and no outs
>Miller time
>Miller gets through with no runs allowed
>Miller not yet mentioned in /mlb/

Like I said all along. Perkins will tie it right here

>>76688429
You woke up the doyer lifelongs

>>76688403
What should we call it? I'm think "Ending."

>>76688429
>Doing your job gets you mentions on /mlb/

Trend bucks another direction bud

Entire Phillies Rotation minus Neshek: 5.12 ERA
Pat Neshek: 0.64 ERA

Not counting tonight’s efforts.

>>76688459
He should be called the "Finale" since it finishes the game

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>>76688429
People only want to talk about Miller when he fucks up, that's why people don't talk about him much.

>>76688429
Delete this right now bro, the urine is coming to shitpost this thread to death

>>76688467
bullpen, not rotation*

>>76688467
"Rotation" only refers to your starters, bud

Since the beginning, Perkins will get on and let the next batter hit a walkoff
>>76688489
See the post above yours

>Andrew Miller giving up a home run is like winning the World Series for Dodgers fans

>score a run
Don't fucking try to tease me, you piece of shit team.

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>>76688482
>>76688478
>>76688462
>>76688457

This got more responses in 30 seconds than the game thread got in the last 30 minutes.

Also
>replying to a phone poster

>>76688551
It's a low key chill thread, which is fine with me desu

Where are all the Angels fans talking about how elite Eric Young Jr. is, and how he is a reinvented player?

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Surely the plan all along was for Howie to ground into a fielders choice and Altherr hits a walkoff dinger

>>76688429
Miller was talked about when he played for teams that didn't draw tampa bay numbers after being in the world series

>>76688588
>Where are all the Angels fans
Are you new here?

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>>76688628

I'm coming with you.

>>76688616
They were shit talking last week, and one of them was adamantly defending Young too. Literally yesterday they were talking about how they're legitimate Wild Card contenders in the general. Now they're nowhere to be seen. Really makes you think.

>>76685444
>hey Dave, this guy we have had a good season last year but right now he's literally dying and we don't want him. How does 5 years 80 million sound?
>why not... 100 million?
>Deal!
>Here take these top ranked prospects too
>Uh sure okay!

has a mascot ever caught a HR ball?

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Hey Pete. You see this guy? He has an ERA below 1.00. You could've easily put him in for the 9th inning and greatly increased your odds of winning. But instead you put a guy who has an ERA below 1.00 in any inning that isn't the 9th, but an ERA north of 5.40 in the 9th.

Every day Pete Hackanin is coaching this team is a day this team doesn't deserve to win

>>76686620
>>76685725

It's true. Overhand throwing is an anti-evolutionary skill.

Is it any coincidence that the people who are good at it tend to be mutants?

I'm not really excusing the Mets training staff though, they're just incompetent.

>orioles allow 5+ runs AGAIN

hahahaha

>>76688697
t. Charles Darwin

Ways 2017 Phillies have lost
>Errant pickoff
>Back-2-back-2-back HR
>3 Ls by 10+ R
>7 walkoffs
>18 1-run Ls
>2 blown 4-R leads same gm

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>orange ducks with 18 (EIGHTEEN) straight games of 5+ runs allowed, a new AL record
>MLB record is 20 by the 1924 phillies

>>76688749
No matter how bad you think you are, there's always a Philadelphia team that's been worse.

>>76688696

Neshek was probably like "I'm a set up guy and ninth innings scare me, please don't, please please don't! I'll suck!"

>If I grow a beard, maybe they won't find out I'm gay...
>y-yeah...

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>>76688749
of course it's the phillies

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>>76688749
>MLB record is 20 by the 1924 phillies

>>76688773
kek

>>76688126
>tfw the cusb and jays couldn't help but copy the genius of Hinch
every team will have a leadoff power hitter within the next 5 yrs btw

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>>76688784
He just wants to pitch. He "wasn't available" because reasons. But FOR FUCKS SAKE DON'T PUT NERIS IN THAT ROLE. PUT HIM IN HIS ESTABLISHED 8TH INNING ROLE AND LET BENOIT BLOW THE 9TH
>>76688749
>>76688790
>>76688787
Pic related

Just more pain and suffering

Coming into tonight:
2017 Bullpen (minus Neshek): 205 IP, 5.34 ERA
2017 Neshek: 28 IP, 0.64 ERA

After tonight:
2017 Bullpen (minus Neshek): 209 IP, 5.47 ERA
2017 Neshek: 28 IP, 0.64 ERA

>>76688844
>>76688853
Nigga no one cares about another garbage performance by your garbage team

Ump for the Broos-Pierats game is calling strikes 8 inches off the plate

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I'm never gonna get this last double with Buddy Bell

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>>76688866
That's nice. I'm still gonna post about it.
On the flip side, Pivetta looks like he's got a handle on throwing his best pitch whenever he wants, and he's willing to throw inside. Bob McClure hasn't gotten to him yet
>>76688876
Oh I know that feel all too well. Play at Red Rock stadium. Big walls, big alleys. Then try to have fun doing the Rookie and Breakout player programs. I'm trying to hit 33 home runs in Ranked Seasons

>Jose Ramirez now with 9 straight multi-hit games

based!

>>76688905
people are saying Kinsler is beast so im going for that one.

i have all programs complete except the HR part for Cruz and the assists for Hanley.

>>76688866
fuck off. I'm so sick of this general being filled with kershaw or astros lifelongs or shit its good to actually talk about other teams for once.

Why the fuck even have an /mlb/ general if for no reason all you fags ever talk about is the dodgers rockies astros and Yankees? 26 other teams still exist. It's beyond stupid.

>>76688966
Kinsler has 97 contact against righties, with low 70s in every other hitting stat. He's got 91 Vision, and 92 clutch. good speed as well. He's worth it for sure. The Hanley is insane. 90s in every hitting stat and fast enough to not be a guaranteed double play.

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>>76688994
You.

Keep posting.

>>76688994
>26 other teams still exist
And 25 of them are better than the Phillies. Talk about literally any of those, but I don't wanna hear idiots bitching about a terrible team being terrible. The fuck were you expecting?

>>76689010
thoughts on that 92? Gordon in the ticket store

dunno if i want to spend the 2.5k tickets just for the HRs with breakouts

>>76689025
>only caring about teams if they're good

People with bandwagoner mentality like you need to be fucking shot.

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windians!

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>>76689062
Yes

>>76688994
>being this bootyblasted

Windians.jpg when?

>>76689056
>I can't read
25 other teams. Feel free to post about them. Stop whining about the worst team in the league continuing to be the worst team in the league.

>14-3

all teams are neither good nor bad

>>76689067
Sup DG. fuck off with your kershaw shit. we get it hes good. now fuck off.

>>76689049
Alex Gordon? I think he's 94 and I don't have him. Saving the Tickets for rookie Griffey right now. My breakout lineup right now is, if I recall

1. Tony Gwynn, 86 RF
2. Curtis Granderson, 93 CF
3. Ian Kinsler, 97 2B
4. Ken Griffey Jr(All Star)
5. Anthony Rendon, 87 1B
6. Yunel Escobar, 84 SS
7. Dale Murphy, 83 C
8. Eduardo Nunez Base 3B
Trying to get 3B steals and Griffey's 10 Dinger/22 RBI challenge as well

>>76689092
>Anyone that calls you out for being butthurt is DG
wew

Where are all the Angels fans talking about how they're WC contenders?

DG needs to leave /mlb/

Literally no one thinks he's cool or funny or smart

I feel sorry for the real dodgers fans who have to put up with his shitposting

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Almost gonna be swept by another AL Central team.

The AL east tried but we back on the Beer trail.

>>76689159
>bird teams losing back to back series against the down arrows
How did this even happen?

>>76689154
DG left a long time ago. It's literally all false flagging now

>>76689104
Logan Morrison has serious pop for me

Dont overlook his 76 OVR.
I'm batting .290 with him with 13 HRs, althought probably like 3 counted for the program.

>>76689183
Then who's shitposting who??

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now that the Mariners have Verlander do they have a chance at the wild card?

>>76689185
He'll probably man first once I'm done with Nunez

>>76689190
No one knows any more. It's all about the (You)'s

>>76689190
What? Whos don't really shitpost though. They just kind pop in every now and then.

>>76689183
>actually believing this

>>76684324
The baseball bat Salvador Perez hit the grand slam with was Miggy's bat. Drew Butera the backup catcher used one in a 3 game series 3 weeks prior to tonight, asked Miggy for a bat and Miggy gave him 2. Butera put it in Perez's locker, told him to use it, Perez loved the feel of the bat, and ended up hitting the Grand Slam with it and 3 base hits.

Miggy's got a magic bat man.

>>76688835
>This astros lifelong is so young he doesn't remember Alfonso Soriano

Astros lifelongs, everyone

>>76689154
DG isn't even in this thread you fucking faggot. You keep calling me DG for calling you out on being a buttblasted bitch, even though I'm not even a Dodgers fan.

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>>76689259
>that one year Soriano played with the Nationals

>>76689267
Sup DG

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>>76689255
“I don’t want to break that one,” Perez said. “I’m gonna call Miggy and (say): ‘Hey, you gotta send me some more bats, please.’ ”

>>76689267
I believe this
The Cubs winning and SOLER outing DG made him leave except he occasionally posts with no trip

>>76689259
I dont ever wanna hear that name again you monster

>>76689255
Someone needs to inspect those bats

>>76689296
Confirmed corker

>>76689313
lifelong triggered over his lifelongedness getting exposed

>>76689298
DG only posts whenever he wants to get (You)'s, or someone is imitating him. Every other time someone makes a DG accusation is just a fake DG.

>>76689242
>actually not believing this
You're all getting the shit worked out of you by the mere idea of a tripfag. Get a grip

>>76689313
Don't act like you actually know who he is, you life longer. He has a career .247 average against the Astros. He was harmless as shit outside of a few dingers.

Astros fans don't know about El Caballo

>Astros fans unironically think having a power hitting lead off man is something new that they're the first to do
Can they please kill themselves?

Philosophical question to /mlb/.

Let's say some team is a perennial basement dweller and just absolutely horrible every year to the point many fans have abandoned them out of embarassment and those who stayed with them need therapy. Suppose one such diehard who loves the team since his grandpa and father and has season tickets to them every year had to sit through year after year of unbearable pain from horrible seasons so much so that he had to go to an asylum and then forcibly get the memories of how bad the team was repressed.

Soon after all the draft picks and trades start clicking and team starts to perform and actually win now. This really ramps up over the next years very fast and soon they win the world series. That fan is of course been rooting for them all the way but when questioned of the dark years, he knows nothing of them just as much as the now bandwagoners that have latched onto the team due to having it all repressed.

The question is does this make that fan fairweather/bandwagoner? He's there celebrating his team win the world series but can't even recall back to 3 years ago when they lost 120+ games just like the bandwagoners celebrating next to him. What do you think /mlb/?

>>76689367
>hol up hol up, let me tell you the situation
gtfo, you seem to care so much about pretending to know anything

>>76689368
pretty sure that's you

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>it's another <70 win season

>>76689437
the asstros didnt win a world series

>>76689387
.247 with a few dingers is what Zambrano hit against the Astros you deceitful dog

JUSTIN VERLANDER HAS A PERFECT GAME THROUGH 5

>>76689185
Hey dude, do you have an opinion on Breakout Brandon Guyver? I have him and I'm struggling to get his challenge

>>76689437
How badly does a season have to go for you to need to get therapy for it?

>>76689477
see phillies

>rags

>>76689438
>holding a literal witch hunt for a trip
Kid, just go to bed. It'll be all better in the morning.

>>76689471
Soriano had a .247/.300/.494 career split against the Astros. In what world is that so damaging where you pretend you hate that player?

>>76689423
Great production, awful contract. My grandpa knew a guy who helped him on his cattle ranch and promised me I could go meet him and get his autograph. Never followed through though.
Also he was GOAT in power pros 2008 at MMP

>>76689437
If he has all his season tickets from when the team was bad then no one can say shit about him

>>76689513
My memory must be twisted then. Was it Aramis Ramirez I'm thinking of? There's someone from that 2006-09ish era cubs team that played unreasonably well against >us and it always made me mad as a kid.

Did Miggy just successfully deek another human being?

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>Perfect Game notifications through 5 innings

>>76689475
that one could be v CPU, right?

>>76689549
I believe so. But it requires a walk which is the bane of my existence. Getting 94 OVR Eric Thames was hell

>>76689539
>Back tracking hard now
>Has a career .281/.326/.505 split against the Astros
MVP caliber stats right there

>>76689559
I know for drawing walks the best thing is batting him 8th. reason being if theres a man on second, the CPU usually intentionally walks you to get to the pitcher, only in like close games. I did that for drawing walks for the Hanley program, a impact veteran guy batting 8th always.

drawing walks is good on veteran and all star. anything else and getting hits is a lot harder. what you could do is bench him. play your game normally. if you ever get a runner on second and third situation, pinch hit him. you could also put pinch runner on second just to make sure he scores on a single. after that its hoping you can draw a walk rest of game.

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Feelin good about this team at the moment. sweeping up the O's this weekend would be big.

>the state of addison russel

>>76689477

In my lifetime:
The Kansas Shitty Peasants 1994 to 2012
The Shittsburgh Butt Pirates 1993 to 2012


The fans of these teams know true humility. No hope, no redeeming qualities, not even a shot at a pennant, they were just fucking awful.

I've heard similar things about the 60s Mets and the post war to 60s Red Sox (they had Ted Williams which was entertaining tho), but that's some grandpa shit.

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>tfw your hopes are already up for a fecto

JUST LET ME DOWN NOW

I'm about to go get some coffee with Craig Biggio. Do you guys want me to ask him anything?

>JARROD DYSON

KILL

YOUR

SELF

phew thank god

FUCK JERROD DYSON

>>76689708
Ask him why he wants coffee at night

JV has to be SEETHING

>>76689734
He's actually always seething

I'm not usually one of those unwritten rules faggots but that rustled my jimmies

>Jarrod Dyson
That's some fucking bullshit.

>>76689747
did the perfect game bid get broken up by a bunt single or something?

>caring about a perfect game in the 6th

dyson!
>>76689747
>>76689763
>>76689718
>>76689715
>You should play differently to make the pitchers job easier
fuck you idiots

Reminder that it's totally okay to bunt for a hit when the defense isn't expecting it. It should actually be encouraged.

>>76689772
LIVID

>>76689777
https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/

>>76689782
? I've think you've mistaken me

>>76689777
>being a dumb biased memeiners fan
Lol

>>76689768
Yep

>>76689777
>Cheering on a bunt single
Maybe next time your shit team shouldn't have trouble getting on base when a literal geriatric is pitching. You deserved the 116 win choke season, and I hope you experience it again.

>>76689822
>this mad

>>76689700
War really fucked up some teams thats sad.

>>76689794
pretty gay tbqh

GAMEL SLAM

>>76689833
You know those faggots Mariners fans would've posted a whole bunch of crying anime pictures if someone ended Felix's perfect game with a bunt, so I don't want to see them justifying it.

>>76689837
Eh part of the red soxs issue was their refusal to integerate

>>>/biz/2555772

some anon made a new tipping currency for 4chan. it'll blow other shitcoins out of the water. get in here

>>76689876
No

VERLANDER SHOOK
BUNT SINGLE CONFIRMED GOAT MOVE

>>76689888
suit yourself. its going to have integration on 4chan, don't say you weren't warned.

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>>76689858
>>>>>>>>>>issue

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who /la dogs/ here?

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kek

elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder/hamstring
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
elbow tenderness/partially torn UCL
finger blister/fingernail/dead arm/biceps/lat tear
arm fatigue/strained flexor tendon
biceps tendinitis
>tfw no old/fat

>tiggers

>>76689927

I don't really care about the Dodgers or really any NL team for that matter, but I've been watching this heavily lopsided series on Mets network.

Sad and depressing stuff. To be a Mets fan is to live a life of humility. I want a Dodger dog right now.

>inb4 "why are you making the mistake of trying to engage in an intelligent, analytical conversation with Dodgers fans?"

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Just a very cringe moment by the Seattle Mariners but we already know that they're the least respected team in baseball.

Someone tell me when they hold an announcement to apologize.

>>76689763
>>76689718
>>76689715
>>76689747
APOLOGIZE

>lmao cucknerds resort to bunting to break up a perfecto

fukn lmao

what a gay franchise to be quite honest with you phams

lmao

test

>>76689976
>>76689960
>shaming the opposing team for playing fair and competitive baseball
>implying anyone gives a shit about a """perfect""" game in the sixth inning.

neutral observer here, kyselves

>>76690000
congrats buddy
you did it!

>>76690000
Scriptfag gtfo

>>76690002
https://www.reddit.com/r/Mariners/

>>76690026
>h-how dare you ruin Justin's big game! This was his turn!
>>>/grindr/

Dennis J Barnett III @_DJBIII 32m32 minutes ago
Jarrod Dyson is a scumbag... who the fuck bunts to break up a perfect game?! Fucking trash

. @PistonsGang 28m28 minutes ago
Next time Dyson bats, he needs a 100 MPH to the mouth that breaks his jaw.

Roller of Panic @spacemnkymafia 32m32 minutes ago
Dyson's getting a 100 MPH fastball right at the numbers next time up and it's gonna be stupid

Daren WillmanVerified account @darenw 27m27 minutes ago
Jarrod Dyson breaks up the perfect game...
Exit Velocity: 42.6 MPH
Launch angle: -35 degrees

Matt Sheehan @Sheehan_Sports 32m32 minutes ago
I'm not condoning drilling Dyson in the ninth but I'm also not not condoning it.

anthony fenechVerified account @anthonyfenech 25m25 minutes ago
The bases are loaded now, the tying run at the plate, but that was a bush league bunt by Dyson.

>>76690018
I promise I didn't mean to get those numbers
if I could give them to a more deserving post I would

Thought Sheattle had an appreciation for baseball dezu

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Bunting purely with the intention of breaking up a perfect game/not hitter in a situation where it's late innings and your down by like 7 runs can be seen as bad sportsmanship, if the game is any kind of close it's fair game though.

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>>76690044
>Exit Velocity: 42.6 MPH


memes aside fuck that franchise

>Complaining about a bunt in the 6th inning

Last I checked a bunt is a legal play in baseball.

>>76690044
>Jarrod Dyson
>Jerry Dipoto
>JD
>JV
>Justin Verlander

CALL
MANFRED
NOW

#RIGGED
I
G
G
E
D

>>76690111
>muh unwritten rules

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>deep third base

fuckin deep alright, 20,000 leagues into left field deep

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>Hey nice perfect game you got going there Justin

>de city of toilet

>DETROIT
>DETROIT
>DETROIT
>DETROIT
>DETROIT
>DETROIT

>Tell my buddy Cuba doesn't have internet
>he shakes his head, no...they definitely have internet


GUYS THEY DONT FUCKIN HAVE IT

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>Tigers lose and can continue the tank
>I can blame everything on Dyson
>My ace is back

>>76690044
I wasn't following the game but I just checked the box scores. Holy fuck, Detoilet fans. Little assmad I see. I'd understand if it was in the 8th or later but calling it a perfect game in the 6th is like saying it was a shut out in the 4th. Calm your fucking tits you retarded babies.

Also go Mariners.

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>there are non-tiggs fans mad that a player played baseball despite the fact that the opposing pitcher is working toward some neat accomplishment that's completely and utterly fucking irrelevant to Dyson trying to win the game for his team

so we're fully reddit now

>>76690073

kind of sad because that was a shitty bunt.

Mike Fiers has allowed fewer HR than Kershaw over his last 4 starts

>>76690183
i dont get it, is this an insult?
most teams have a pride night

>>76690183
Is this real

>>76690212
THIS

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>>76684892
don't talk shit about my tulo, he's a real baseball player, there's no coors stink to him anymore

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>the Reds will win the World Series in the next 10 years

I'm really enjoying listening to the Dodgers' organist. He/she is so talented.