expansion draft edition
Daily reminder that 100% of canadians are dweebs and losers.
>rags
>only offensive and 2way defensemen get respect
Smh
>>76683713
why do we need two threads???
>>76682416
>>76682416
>>76682416
You now remember Jeff Skinner
vegas pls take camel larry
>>76683713
filipino touch of no-cups
>>76683744
had my eye on him for a while desu
>/hoc/
You fucked up OP. This is not supposed to be a thread for the general.
The cup is going to finland again this year
1. Crosby
2. Kane
3. Malkin
4. McDavid
5. Karlsson
6. Josi
7. Ovechkin
8. Price
9. Keith
10. Toews
>>76683769
>josi
>ranking a goalie
>>76683769
Was this list made by a 12 year old?
>>76683769
Where the fuck is Jamie Benn?
>>76683784
having a temper tantrum somewhere
>>76683784
not in the playoffs
>>76683794
>>76683795
He is better than Ovechkin
>>76683800
maybe when he actually reaches the playoffs we'll be able to tell
Hes not even better than Seguin
>>76683769
1. Crosby
2. McDavid
3. Kane
4. Karlsson
5. Josi
6. Price
7. Malkin
8. Perry
9. Tarasenko
10. Ovechkin
JESUS FUCKING COCK WHAT ARE YOU DOING TALLON?
>>76683811
>ranking corey perry in 2017
Will the ExpDraft be televised?
>>76683811
>tarasenko
i mean i like the guy, but >9
>>76683820
It's going to happen during the Awards ceremony, so yes.
>>76683814
lightening the load for QUEBEC CITY
>>76683809
Finnish goaltending is NOT his fault. Stars will be back this year
>>76683838
i seem to remember the last few years a certain shitposter excessively saying the stars would win the stanley cup
>not in playoffs
>not in playoffs
>wont be in playoffs again
ACTUAL FOR REAL THIS TIME TOP 10 PLAYERS IN THE LEAGUE
1. Crosby
2. Malkin
3. Karlsson
4. Kane
5. McDavid
6. Forsberg
7. Suter
8. Getzlaf
9. Matthews
10. Josi
>Honourable mentions
Hedman
Burns
Tarasenko
Backstrom
Pavelski
Pietriangelo
Draisaitl
Weber
Keith
Benn
Doughty
>>76683800
if he is, its marginally. ovi is also a far better leader than him, and that's saying something since ovi is a shit leader
>>76683820
they're releasing a few names after each award is presented, in a desperate move to get people to watch the awards show
>>76683831
time?
>>76683838
>give up >finnish goaltending
>get back meme glass giant goaltending
Kek
>>76683838
preds got into the playoffs with finnish goal tending
>>76683853
>suter in 2017
>matthews
>draisaitl even being mentioned
>pavelski even being mentioned
>benn even being mentioned
>pietriangelo
>doughty
>SUTER IN THE YEAR 2 0 1 7
>>76683850
Nigga just you wait. Stars problem has been consistently between the pipes.
>>76683853
I can agree to this
Malkins a bit high for 100% true but its alright otherwise
>be in the year 2022
>your team has a bad road loss in Las Vegas
>local headline: WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS...
>yfw
>>76683897
>implying Vegas will still be around in 2022
>>76683897
you think they'll still use that byline after the golden knights have moved to seattle?
What mascot will Las Vegas have?
Goal horn song?
Will they replicate sharks/preds and have them run through a Spartan/Knight helmet before each home game?
How did Nashville only go 41-29-12??
>>76683875
Don't try to act like Pegga is anywhere near as shit as Niemi
>>76683866
8 p.m ET
>>76683759
>This level of damage control
>>76683946
Can you not just say 50 mins time?
>>76683931
They played above themselves in the playoffs, harnessed some strong meme magic. Expect them to miss the ploffs this year.
THE OFFICIAL AND F I N A L TOP 10 PLAYERS IN THE NHL
1. Crosby
2. Kane
3. McDavid
4. Malkin
5. Karlsson
6. Josi
7. Keith
8. Stamkos when not injured
9. Toews
10. Ovechkin
>HONORABLE MENTIONS IN NO ORDER
Backstrom
Forsberg
Weber
Hedman
Tarasenko
Getzlaf
Perry
Burns
Price
Subban
Giordano
Seabrook
>>76683897
>>76683931
Finnish goaltending
>>76683930
I want party rock anthem
If the rumors are true and the Ducks are giving up Theodore to keep Manson and Vatanen while also dumping Stoner on Vegas, I'm pretty thrilled about that deal. At first I thought it was an awful deal from Vegas' perspective but after thinking on it more it makes a lot of sense for both sides. Theodore is NHL-ready now so he isn't useless for their early years and he may develop into a top pairing defender five years from now - at worst he becomes a top 4 PP QB. That's when Vegas is hoping to have a contending team assembled while Anaheim will be tanking due to Getzlaf and Perry being too old. Plus freeing up the dead money going to Stoner could help in acquiring somebody who isn't useless in free agency or another trade and I won't have to watch that useless pylon play another game in a Ducks jersey.
Manson and Vatanen would be more useful for the Knights in the near future but if Vegas is planning long term those guys will be on the wrong side of 30 by the time they are ready to contend while Theodore will be in his prime. Keeping Manson and Vatanen is critical for Anaheim extending their Cup window for a few more years so holding on to both is a big win for the Ducks.
lads, just imagine the shitposting when a team is the first to lose to vegas
>>76683853
>No Laine
>No Aho
>>76683954
>3. McDavid
dropped
>>76683950
>>76683946
>/sp/ doesn't universally use bings and bongs anymore
Pretty sad what /sp/ has become
>>76683954
>Keith
>Toews
Why? Genuin question
Toews is heavily overrated, and Keith.. c'mon, there's a lot of players infront of him
>>76683965
it'll be the penguins. bet on it.
>>76683973
Expansion draft in 45 bings.
>>76683965
>mfw it's the Kongs
>>76683965
Their first game is @ Stars
Their first home game is vs. the Yotes
>Losing home opener to Yotes
>>76683965
Really hope they play the >rags or >kongs in their first week. Just checked and their three games the NHL already released are two against the Coyotes and one against the Stars.
>>76683977
Keith has been consistently in the top 3 defensemen in the league for like 5 years straight. He carries the hawks so fucking hard
Toews has all the intangibles and is still a fucking good player even if his scoring isnt around 70 points a season anymore.
>>76683991
Thanks for making me feel better britbong
>>76683965
the stars will lose to them
Please let NHL18 come to switch
You guys are so disrespectful to benn. Reminder that this is the official NHL best players list
1-Kane
2-Corbsy
3-Ovechkin
4-Benn
5-Holtby
6-Doughty
7-Karlsson
8-Price
9-Toews
10-Pavelski
>>76683875
>suter
He's the best defensive dmen. He literally holds that shitty team together.
>draisaitl even being mentioned
>doesn't say anything about McDavid
Want to know how I know your retarded? Anyone who bothered watching Oilers games this season would know Draisaitl was objectively the better player.
>Pavelski
>Benn
Both solid players. Pavelski has always been underrated, but is still the best forward the Shorks have. Benn would be easily top 10 if he got out of the shit hole that is Dallas.
>pietriangelo
>doughty
Both good dmen. Pietriangelo holds the Blues together and is vastly underrated. Doughty is obviously good, your just retarded, as usual.
REMINDER THAT THE COYOTES HAVE MORE FANS THAN THE ANASLIME KEKS
>Inb4 "muh traffic!"
>>76683930
>Goal horn song
Mr Brightside
>>76684019
You're welcome, have a good day poppet.
>>76684022
They're not even bothering porting it to PC
There's no reason they would port it to the Switch
Xbox one and ps4 mate
>>76684022
this desu senpai
I want portable hokkei
>>76684025
>benn
>pavelski
>holtby
>doughty
>price
>kane above crosby
>doughty above karlsson
this is ACTUALLY the worst list made today
>>76683966
Meh, I saw enough of Laine to know he's not that good. He is like Ovi lite; less speed and explosiveness, but still the same kind of ego/selfishness.
Not too sure about Aho though. Will pay more attention this year if the Hurricanes do better.
>>76684028
>711 and Chipotle are sponsors
Que
>yfw karlssonloseslol
>>76684053
why doesnt he go to a good team
he owes the snes nothing, he'll get paid too
>>76684020
>stars give up seven goals to begas in a lost home opener
wew
e
w
>>76684037
We have no idea this year though.
Nothings been said other than "Wait till 21st"
Considering they have the old FIFA engine (Just before frostbite but PS4) working on switch and NHL used to use this engine too it could work.
I'm not holding my breath though. I'd just love to be able to take NHL 18 wherever I go.
>>76684028
>Vegas already has more fans than the Ducks
>>76683853
Needs Kucherov, Scheifele and Tavares
HAHAH TORTS IS A MANLET
>>76683930
Mascot will be some meme knight
Goal song is gonna be hypnotize
>>76683882
>Malkins a bit high
Ya, but I really don't know who else to put there. Nobody else really feels deserving of being named better than the other. After Crosby, it is basically all a tie for runner up. Malkin at least has past success backing him up.
>>76684059
i wonder if that one tyler seguin shitposter killed himself yet
When will it be >our turn again?
>mfw someone called me a bandwagoner for pointing out that getting rid of doan is a good idea
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>76683853
>No Tavares
Wut
>>76684045
That was made by NHL network
>>76684088
>Tavares
>>76684077
>yfwtswtsc on suicide watch
YOU NOW REMEMBER
>claude giroux
>>76683954
>Stamkos
>Toews
>Ovechkin
>Keith
Absolutely 2014.
>>76684080
Soon
>>76683930
They should use this as their goal song
https://youtu.be/PlRn5bGF_4o
Doubt it would ever be considered
>>76684103
looks like a furry deviant art drawing
>>76683897
>>76683853
Suter isn't even the best player on the Wild you fucking ratfuck
>>76684080
Soon when your prospects develop. They're at the end of the tunnel, but it's close
>>76683960
>Vatanen
He's overrated. Had one good season and now is basically a pp baby.
>Manson
A legit solid shutdown defender with size and speed. I'm guessing Vegas really wanted him, so that deal must be good.
>>76683811
Matthews > McDavid
>>76683811
>Perry
>2017
Watching NHL network and this chick doing interviews has NO tits but some bangin hips and is a total qt.
Also
>Karlsson limping around on crutches
My sides
You now remember Tyler Johnson
lel TSN shitting on Norris voting
>>76684148
>that flag
If you're not an expat you should kill yourself
>>76684157
>Karlsson on crutches
He fucking played so much though just to get them to the finals or as close to the finals. Deserves the Norris though
>>76684148
After next season, yes
Matthews will bury 50 pucks, at least
>>76684154
I rate perry, no hate
>>76684080
If we can ever produce a top scorer maybe
>>76684157
>Watching NHL network and this chick doing interviews has NO tits but some bangin hips and is a total qt.
Pics?
>>76684171
Burns does desu
You now remember Kyle Okposo
>>76684037
Why doesn't EA bring them to the PC? There is a serious lack of good hockey games for the PC. Pretty much stuck with shitty 2004 graphics or playing that hockey manager game that is about as exciting as watching the Devils play.
>>76684159
He isn't forgettable, but he was in a slump last year
>1. Crysby
Kill yourself.
>>76684080
when you relocate to Seattle/Milwaukee
>>76684159
He had a shitty season in 2015-16 too but was amazing in the playoffs
>>76684190
>the shitty of bufalel
>>76684057
This. Karlsson to the Oilers when?
>Klefbom
>Larsson
>Karlssson
Just need another Swede to complete the top 4. Any suggestions?
>>76684189
>Burns scores 29 goals
>Barely any defense
>Team assblasted by Oilers
>Karlsson had 200+ blocked shots
>Helped sens go to game 7
>Assists galore
Karlsson>>>Burns
>>76684202
Kane is Unironically better
>>76684213
Hjalmarsson would be good for them but you cant have him
>>76684205
Milwaukee relocation might actually happen since they're building a new stadium
>>76684190
>You remember his 4 goal game against Pittsburgh
You now remember Rick Nash
>>76684194
Money
It's more complicated to port games to PCs
Generally due to how differently PCs performs;
Consoles are all built with the same rig
There's several companies who useally makes console games who went and ahead and ported for PC, and failed miserably
Don't think their NHL games makes enough buck to warrant a PC version
I'd love it though
You now remember Mike Richards
>>76684068
>Tavares
Fair point. Replace Matthews with him. Kucherov and Shiefele jump into the honourable mentions.
>>76684133
>Staal
lol
>muh offense
>>76684148
They're both overrated.
Draisaitl >>> than either of them
You now remember Jerome Iginla
and you are now aware that he is STILL playing
>>76684226
>relocate the Coyotes to Milwaukee
>give Seattle the 32nd team
>relocate the Hurricanes to Quebec city
>relocate the Panthers to Hartford
there, the NHL is fixed
You now remember Adam Foote
>>76684224
Hjalmarsson for Pulju when?
>>76684267
>Traded for a chance to get a stanley cup
>didnt make it
JUST
>2016
>karlsson kills everyone in points
>who gives a shit about points doughty wins lol
>2017
>karlsson improves drastically defensively and is still great offensively
>wow so many points burns wins lol
Why is Norris voting so retarded?
>>76684264
no i dont
is he the flyers one or the kings one? which is which?
You now remember Mike Comrie.
>>76684271
>Hartford
Will this meme suggestion ever stop?
Hartford is as bad as Raleigh
If the Panthers wants better attendance, don't put them in Hartford lol
>>76684271
>move Panthers to Cleveland
fixed it for ya
wew lad
>>76684279
CANADIAN BIAS
>>76684278
>Traded for a chance to get a stanley cup
no he went to fukken lolorado lmao
>>76684287
>move Panthers to Halifax
There.
>>76684282
I remember when Ottawa had Hilary Duff and Carrie Underwood in the luxury boxes.
>>76684271
>Panthers to Hartford
>Not panthers to cincinatti
JUST
>I guess if everyone is making a meme list, I'll try
1.Crosby
2.McDavid
3.Karlsson
4.Kane
5.Malkin
6.Burns
7.Zetterberg
8.Toews
9.Kucherov
10.Hedman
You now remember Bobby Ryan
>>76684295
>Sunbelts
>>76684287
>Cleveland
Not trying to be edgy.. but isn't that city filled to the brim with Blacks; who generally doesn't care about anything than Apehoop and Handegg?
Unironic Top 10 Players - Minnesota high school hockey champion, kiss the ring edition
1. Crosby
2. Ovechkin
3. Karlsson
4. McBenchpoints
5. Kane
6. Mexitthews (deal with it)
7. Malkin
8. Tarasenko
9. Suter
10. Stamkos
P.S. Holtby is the best goalie in the NHL.
>>76684255
It's already complicated enough by the differences between PS4 and Xbox. Playstations have always been a bitch to develop for. If it's already made for the Xbox, it shouldn't be too hard to port to PC.
>how differently PCs perform
That shoudln't matter. So long as they design it for a certain OS and spec, then users know what they need.
>>76684057
He will next year, when he signs for 9.5million to the Pongs
>>76684287
Not a chance.
>>76684271
I unironically agree with this, except the panthers should stay in Miami
>>76684308
I unironically forgot that Mike Fisher and Mike Comrie used to both play on the same team.
>>76684310
>zetterberg
>kucherov
man, that IS a meme list
You now remember Loui Eriksson and that he used to be a 70 point scorer
>>76684330
>unironic
>1. Crosby
Kill yourself.
>>76684279
>giving an award to a Canadian team's player
>not giving it to a sunbelt Gary's experiment team's player
Burns will get it so the "fans" down there can have another reason to cheer for the team/get excited.
>>76684299
Where have you fucking been?
He was traded this season to LA Kings
>>76684340
>I unironically forgot Mike Comrie
>>76684371
>there is anybody in the league that is a better player than Crosby
lmfao
>>76684295
Why both? Is this to protect Jagr?
sorry for the late response
>>76680360
>>76684330
post ring
>>76684377
he went cup chasing with the assalanche first
You now remember Ryan Smyth
>>76684393
i never even knew about him in the first place
>>76684327
East side, yes. Suburbs and west side are more affluent, working class whites.
Cleveland has diehard fans and would have a similar following to Detroit or Pittsburgh, without the history.
More realistically the Jackets would move up from CBus but they had good attendance this year and is growing population wise so that'd almost never happen unless Gilbert or Haslam bought the team.
>>76684381
I always thought of him as an Oiler, not a Senator.
>>76684310
Top 5 is correct. Bottom 5 is nothing but memes
>>76684385
maybe to not pick Demers, who they also shouldn't have left unprotected.
>>76684409
I remember him not showing up at all during Ottawa's cup run in 2007
>>76684383
>lmfao
>has retarded opinion
>posts like an underaged retard
Pottery.
You now remember Ales Hemsky had a 70 points season
>>76684405
>without the history.
technically they had 2 years of history
>>76684434
>that flag
>mad at memes
poetic
Can we all agree that the consensus top 5 in no particular order is
>crosby
>kane
>karlsson
>malkin
>mcdavid
>>76684454
yes i agree
the bottom 5 is where shit hits the fan
>>76684327
>but isn't that city filled to the brim with Blacks; who generally doesn't care about anything than Apehoop and Handegg?
Ding ding ding.
>>76684454
Malkin could be argued out of the top 5
Nick foligno is the only player in NHL history to win the king Clancy and the mark messier in the same year
>>76684454
This list feels very accurate.
>>76684472
who would take his place
>>76684383
>incapable of coming up with a better player
kys
>>76684454
Crosby and mcdavid are definitely top 2 with Crosby the better goal scorer
>>76684454
Probably. You could give or take malkin but he has a phenomenal year
>>76684454
>two shittsburgh players
I disagree.
>>76683939
Cups
Niemi : 1
Pegga: 0
>>76684454
I'd rather have stamkos than malkin, but not by much
>>76684481
Possibely Price if you want to include goalies
>>76684472
Not a top 5 ugliest athletes on the planet list.
Who will score LVGK's first-ever goal?
>>76684454
>Getzlaf beats the Oilers by himself
I'd put the bald man in there instead of McDavid. McDavid just isn't ready yet.
You now remember Mike Ribeiro
>>76684485
>they win back to back cups
>the guys who were 1 and 2 in post season scoring are two of the top 5 players in the world
Pick both.
>griffin reinhart is going to be a Golden Knight already
>>76684454
>crosby
>malkin
pick one and only one
both benefit immensely from playing on the same team
>>76684509
Reid Duke in 2021
>>76684513
>falling for Gary's refpuck
>>76684523
Good riddance
>>76684454
>mcdavid
>>76684482
name one so we can laugh at you
you now remember Zach Parise
>>76684519
He had alot of talent. Too bad coke qas more important than hockey for him
>>76684509
Erik haula or oscar Lindberg
Real meme list top 10 in NHL
1.cam Atkinson
2. Sergei bobrovsky
3.zach werenski
4. Jesse puljujarvi
5. Jake virtanan
7. Joe paveslki
6. Brent burns
8. Alex ovechkin
9. Kyle okposo
10. Henrik lindqvist
You now remember Anton Volchenkov
>>76684523
I ain't even mad
>>76684523
>That's even a loss
>>76684534
Crosby and Malkin hardly play together tbqhwy. They can exist on their own and still be good. Malkin is a 1C playing 2
American TV Adverts are fucking cancer.
you now remember vesa toskala
>>76684566
>no finnish goaltending
Shit list desu
>>76684578
yes but they play on the same team and the other team can't focus on both of them
one always has easier matchups than the other
>>76684534
So do Kane and Toews
So have Marleau and Thornton
So do Benn and Seguin
So did Stamkos, St. Louis and Lecavalier
So have Backstrom and Ovechkin
Except about the only time those two are on the ice together during their entire careers is during a powerplay.
You now remember max power
>>76684588
>When one goal ruins your life
>>76684588
>Gives up two bad goals
>Was still paid
1. Teemu Selänne
2. Jari Kurri
3. Jari Litmanen
4. Kimi Räikkönen
5. CGE Mannerheim
6. Seppo Räty
7. Paavo Nurmi
8. Lasse Virén
9. Mikael Agricola
10. And to make this list unbiased, I'll list one foreigner : Peter Forsberg
that is all
>>76684523
I'm upset becaue they gave up draft picks for him, not because he's gone.
This at least frees up space for the new batch of prospects to get ice time (Bear, Jones).
>>76684603
cool
don't see those players on any top5 lists together
>>76684566
>Tfw you started Virtanen posting
>Tfw when you haven't been /hoc/ for 2 months
>Tfw you finally had peace in your mind and now that PTSD is back
Oh dear Jesus, why? He got from Team Canada's inline hockey team last week too aka he couldn't even make ball hockey
>>76684599
Malkin has the easier matchups. Which is why Crosby gets more respect again though, in all that time that Crosby missed with his concussion Malkin became even better
>>76684588
I only remember him because of that pic with all the Finnish Spurdo goalies telling him to fuck off
>>76684538
>Gary's refpuck
True, but Getzlaf was still the best player on the ice, even if they got away with murder.
>>76684618
Absolutely accurate
>>76684454
>kane
eh...
>>76684331
Consoles aren't easy either, true
But as you said yourself, if they want to port to PC they'll need more people to work on it
Fifa is their bread winner, by far; there has to be an economical reason for porting Fifa to PC, and not NHL
>>76684625
That's because none of them are as good as Crosby and Malkin.
Your stupid shit post doesn't change the fact that 2 out of Malkin's 3 best years have came where Crosby missed a significant portion of the season.
>>76684630
You'd think people would know that Malkin plays better when Crosby is out by now since there's plenty of evidence and it gets said a lot
>>76684553
not my job. I didn't post a contradictory response.
>>76684405
>Cleveland has diehard fans and would have a similar following to Detroit or Pittsburgh, without the history.
They have history of having a failure of NHL-franchise.
You now remember Jaroslav Modry
>>76684645
Ya his legacy literally takes a hit because he's robin when sid is batman.
>>76684618
Just about to post "where the fuck are the Finns?".
>>76684661
They have the history of the best AHL team of all time
The Cleveland barons, who sported perhaps the best goalie of all time, johnny bower, also had Fred glover
You now remember San Jose Sharks legends Devin Setoguchi and Jonathan Cheechoo
>>76684627
who /watching mlels/ here?
>>76684643
>economical reason
I'd think the lack of any hockey game outside of a GM simulator is enough of an economic reason. The market is wide open for someone to take it.
>>76684645
>shittsburgh fans are literally this arrogant
Kill yourself.
>>76684661
Philadelphia had a failed franchise. That did not stop a second try.
>>76684644
yeah sure, it's pretty well known that crosby's always benefited from malkin more than malkin's benefited from crosby
>>76684454
>McDavid not 2nd
Yeah, I think you are just a jelly laff/cuck/flamer
>>76684702
3 failed franchises
>>76684702
Same with Atlanta.
>>76684695
Did some searching; Peter Moore, EA Sports President said the following:
""Piracy's a big issue on the PC. I can't turn a blind eye to the fact that it's very difficult for us... and we lose money making a game. At some point, I have an obligation not to bring out products that lose money," said Moore.
Moore knows he "pissed off a lot of people," but said the sports genre is still a challenging genre on the PC. EA designs sport games to take advantage of plasma screens and real life social interactions. These are fields that the PC business has just "waned.""
It's an old article.. seems like a lame excuse
>>76684680
Ottawa Senator legend Jonathan Cheechoo
>Vegas gets a new coach
>It's Patrick Roy
How do you react?
>>76684712
They got fucked over, Cleveland failed because it had no money, they came at the worst time for sports in Cleveland
>>76684707
>no particular order
>>76684707
McSmokespole should try scoring more goals than Nazem Kadri and Jonathan Marchessault instead of getting bench assists.
Who the fuck is this meme band
SHUT THE FUCK UP IT'S STARTING
>>76684718
>their games are good enough to pirate
Stop flattering yourself, EA
>>76684726
L M A OING AT THE VAGS
oh great, another literally who band
What the FUCK is this
>>76684732
Kind of. Atlanta never was or will be a successful hockey market. They're not even that great of a sports market with pretty fickle fans no matter the sport.
>>76684741
the Arkells, they are good
>all those empty seats
>>76684513
>not ready
HAHAHAHA. Anaheim needed ref puck to win.
The worst goaltender interference to ever happen and still be called a goal is what won Anaheim the series .
Everyone likes to try and sound smart by saying McDavid isn't ready, when he is without a doubt 2nd best in the league . Crosby is a better goal scorer... until next year
Just stfu
>>76684741
>>76684744
>>76684748
>>76684750
>actually watching that shit
lmao
This band sucks
Fuck you gary. Should have got arctic monkeys
>>76684744
NEVERMIND
MEME BAND
>Boy I can't wait for a political statement
Music is for fucking faggots, I bet you retards played drums in middle school too top jej
The only music worth listening to is dadrock
LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR....
GRANDPA
>>76684762
Fuck you, I wanna see Matthews get his Calder and the NHL18 cover.
>>76683930
>mascot
That gladiator guy from the snes
>goal horn song
Imagine Dragons - Radioactive
>helmet run
Possibly, but they'll surely find an animal to throw on the ice
>all the old players come out
>fat and old
>>76684757
Wew never heard of them
Man that crowd is unimpressed and I do not blame them.
>>76684761
>oilniggers still this salty
>NURSE A GOOD BOY HE DINDU NUFFIN
>Messier
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>76684773
Nothing beats a pseudo-facebook-tier political statement
>Let's love each other, let's not judge each other based on our religion; we're all human
yadda yadda
Karlsson deserves the Norris trophy but him not winning it would make the autists on hfboards sperg so much. It's a win win for me.
>that blonde with the gigantic tits
GODSBY
Shit didnt know I was at a gospel.
>>76684784
because they are Canadian and are only known here
>>76684773
What did they say? I can't watch right now.
>>76684775
>he didn't play the flute in HS
lmao have a load of this pleb
GRETZKY IM KNOCKING AT THE DOOR
Crosby booed ahahahaha
Crosby SUCKS
stream where
thirsty for the gretz
>>76684805
Viasat
>>76684787
Your white women will breed with indians and you will like it
>Imagine having to be Sidney Crosby in his seat and having to be all like "damn arkells you fuckin fine...
why the FUCK is there a nigress in the crowd
>>76684790
Karlsson is the defenseman the Norris deserves but not the one it will get.
That annual roast of the NHL Awards. Good times.
>>76684775
I play violin home slice
>>76683713
I have seen the cover and it is McDavid this year.
Screencap this.
>>76684805
Google:
NHL streams reddit
It'll lead you to a forum with NHL related streams
KINO
I
N
O
>>76684761
>blow a 3-0 lead with 3 minutes left
>i-it's the refs fault!
>>76684805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pYpcSVYW-U
fag
Does anyone know any Colorado (Springs) radio stations covering the expansion draft right now? I can't find any.
>expansion team gets to steal top talent from existing teams in order to make itself competitive
Nice 'sport' you got there faggots. Redistributing talent like leafs redistribute jobs and income
Joei is the BIGGEST FAGGOT IN THE WORLD
>>76684759
Better get used to it.
Mfw
>already fellating pittsburgj
Channel changed
>vegass takes le cant skate or score guy
lmaoo you fuckers can have him
Well that was terrible
>>76684844
I'd put my pee pee in her no-go hole if you know what I mean
>>76684754
That's the problem. Atlanta fans must be quenched with success or they won't watch.
I already want to die
>>76684790
Karlsson is clearly the best Defenseman in the league and I am Shorks fan
BAWB
>>76684825
You're my favorite of the stupid cross-flag countries, Denmark.
>>76684679
>They have the history of the best AHL team of all time
That is a plus, but is there actual fan base to support team in NHL?
>>76684702
The difference is that back in 30's they had the great depression to deal with. Cleveland has failed in (relatively) modern times without economic havoc like the great depression.
>>76684823
It's gotta be him or a Pen for the star power
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PLOT TWIST
This is so awkward
topkek this is terrible
What an embarrassing presenter
>>76684835
Thanks
Cringe
>>76684808
Hi Finland. How's the weather?
ENTIRE LEAGUE BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
BOOOOO GET THIS FLAMER OFF THE STAGE
>cucking Gary bettmans seat
Okay I laughed
PHILTHY BTFO
CALL THE JEW OUT ALREADT
GARY BTFO
>Switches with Bettman
It's all rigged, he will win it all
So who's this knock off Jon Hamm?
>No Cuba Gooding Jr. to be tripping balls while hosting
>>76684865
It's him though, I've actually seen the cover.
Fuck you gary
Put Gary in the fucking rafters
>Didnt make an Avs joke
This guys alright desu
>mcdavid not even smiling
crysby gonna win best performer in a gangbang scene, I can feel it
MOMMY
Auston Matthews will be bald by the age of 25.
LMAO THIS IS SO BAD
i cant even watch this shit without feeling awkward
Buttjew just got cucked
>>76684863
Thank you, based Amerifriend!
>mfw the host isn't full-on cringe for once
ITS HAPPENING
OFFICIAL PLAYERS YOU FORGOT LIST
1. Jerome Iginla
2. Tim Thomas
3. Rick DiPietro
4. Martin Havlat
5. Bobby Ryan
6. Olaf Kolzig
7. Martin St. Louie
8. Brad Richards
9. Mikael Granlund
10. Martin Gaborik
11. Andrew Brunette
12. Steve Sullivan
13. Rich Peverly
14. Thomas Vokoun
15. Mark Bell
16. Daniel Briere
17. Loui Eriksson
18. Alexei Zhamnov
19. Alexander Semin
20. The entire 2004-2005 NHL season
>>76684897
Tbh, the old fart in the back would make a better reaction image
J U S T
U
S
T
Why does the NHL suck so hard at anything that isn't the game?
Their music choices
Their celebrity choices suck
They can't market either teams or stars for shit
HOLTBY MY DAWG
DRUMPF BTFO
>Those tits
fuckin holtby
>>76684897
>Man in the background lol
Can this Bettguin cock sucking stop?
>>76684910
Getzlaf will be retiring around then, Matthews can take the elite bald center role from him
Pls don't take Schmidt
>those tits on Holtby's woman
>>76684927
lel holy shit what went wrong??
Who writes this cringy shit
>>76684921
surprisingly good
>>76684943
they are m8, it's confirmed
>Craps
LMAO
>>76684925
>Martin Gaborik
So forgotten you forgot his actual name
Holtby really is /our guy/
>>76684835
Thanks Pekka.
>>76684928
What would you want? Fucking excision and skrillex playing dubstep?
WHY ARE THERE LOGO SO SHIT?
Colorado first.
Bet it's fucking Pickard.
I'll be fucking mad.
W e w
>>76684951
Reeeeeeee!
>Plekanec on the notable players list
Millard is on something. he's talking funny
>didn't even say kronwall
SWEDEN BTFO
>>76684953
what is it then
these awards can fuck off
>>76684718
I get the piracy angle, but the rest is just bs. Also, they'd probably charge 60-70$ for the PC version, just like the console version, so piracy should be expected.
Ted Lindsey Manlet
THEY'RE GONNA PLAY HOW YA LIKE ME NOW EVERY TIME I HATE THIS
>2017
>"How You Like Me Know?" starts playing?
>>76684972
Marian
Can't wait to see Matthews get BTFO from missing the Calder and losing to werewenski
Fuck this shit show NHL 18 already.
>HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW
>>76684509
cody shitkin because it'll be against the stars.
then he gives up three because vegas makes the mistake of playing him in the top 6
MANLET
A
N
L
E
T
Nobody fucking cares.
Just show us the picks.
Why is messier so funny looking kek
>where am i?
Does Lindsay know where he is?
>>76684983
OH FUCK
i completely forgot
GET OFF THE STAGE MESSIER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GO EAT YOUR STUPID CHIPS ELSEWHERE
M A N L E T
A
N
L
E
T
>those legs on Karlssons woman
Hnngg
>tfw your dad walks in and your watching the nhl awards
kill me
>Mark Messier having a stroke on stage
Wew
>>76684992
LMAO
>>76684995
Thornton to Vegas?????
Is that fucking Disturbed
>>76684968
His most notable thing is his wife
McDehvid gets it
>avenged sevenfold
Based
>Disturbed
crysby btfo lmaooooo
white people win again!
>>76685018
good shit. Fits hockey.
>>76685009
No, it's fucking Schlemko
Because no fun allowed.
>Connor McNigger
MCJEBUS IN DA HOUSE
Please, for the love of god, give us a cringey speech
>>76685000
>tfw your dad is watching them with you
CROSBY
KEKED
U
C
K
E
D
>>76684726
It'll be lindy ruff for maximum meme power on opening day
Christ how autismal is McDavid?
Does McDavid have autism?
>Mcd/a/vid being this awkward
CROSBITCH BTFO
CRYSBY BTFO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Eichel BTFO
>tfw Derek Ryan is our only nominee
Mcdavid is going to shit his pants
Sick music
can a player just go
"thanks!"
and walk off the stage
>>76684987
>>76684982
>NOW WATCH ME WHIP
McBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>76685048
>implying he wont win it
>>76685046
PEKKA HAD THE LAST LAUGH
CROSBY BTFO
>>76685029
>another dman
What the fuck? They are loading up on bottom pairing dmen, why? Those aren't easy to trade.
>you guise
True autism
Dammit. I wanted him to spill his spaghetti. Instead he just went full on generic.
HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW
Sad face emoji :(
>splintering the draft
are you fucking serious
can we have one single fucking event be competent in this league jesus fucking christ
>Las Vegas commercial during Las Vegas draft
WHERE'S THE DIVERSITY?
ID LIKE TO THANK MCJESUS
I feel very bad for McDavid watching it whenever the NHL makes him do this PR bullshit. It's obvious he is uncomfortable with it and if he wasn't an elite hockey player he would probably be on /hoc/ right now.
Pulju ROBBED
>>76685055
That wouldn't be in the NHL awards cringe style.
Was this his sister?
>>76684888
Hamm wishes he was as Chad as Joe
>guys
>guys
>guys
What did he mean by this? Does McGaykid like guys?
>>76685106
What the fuck is that face?
>>76685096
look outside your window
McDavid would browse /r9k/ if he wasn't talented at hockey
>Pickard to VGK
>>76685126
>It's pitch black
WTF we're Sweden now?
>>76685096
>tfw the NHL will never be niggered
OFFICIAL. PAINT. OF. THE. NHL.
BASED powerplay goal paints
>>76685134
>implying he doesn't secretly browse /a/
>>76685135
Soderberg desu
>>76685106
thats connors new gf
YOU GUYS
O
U
G
U
YOU GUYS
S
>>76685098
At least he'll be able to share with Matthews,Murray and Chabot in the following years lmao
>>76685141
>pitch black
wtf where you live or were you just memeing?
Someone please post a pic of Connor's power pose
>>76685141
It's not pitch black dummy, it's midsummer
>Boy I can't wait for Selke to win the Patrice Bergeron AGAIN
HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW
Is Armenia dead?
>>76685169
>Implyinh someone else won't win it
>>76685169
It's time for aryan to win it instead of jewgeron
>>76685169
Bergeron deserves the selke this year for suree
>>76685156
Kek why does he look so uncomfortable taking a pic with his gf
>the laine concussion was a play of the year
beautiful
STICK TWIRL
BASED LAINE
>>76685169
>handed out by Jay Bruschel
This should be some Matthew Perry cringe levels.
>>76685156
don't any players care that these women are disgusting gold diggers? I mean all women just want money but athletes wives are the shallowest.
Where is Greece?
>>76685198
It was DIRTY REEE
Hit of the year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jALjwT6kfc
>>76685151
>Secretly
>>76685198
Even Gary Buttman bullies finland
>pushing goon
REEEEE IT SUCKS
HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN NOMINATED FOR THE CELL KEY. STUPID INJURIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>76685106
IT looks like buttjew
>>76685191
i dont think hes comfortable in front of a camera, he'll be ok though
>>76685198
Wew
who?
who the FUCK is this nerd
>the guy from Goon
He should call the audience faggots
Translation: I'm gay.
GET THIS LITTLE JEW PUFF FAGGIT OFF THE STAGE
>this hasb fan sperging out on stage
Why does he sound like such a cuck?
>>76685229
Didn't watch the Goon movie?
>Joe Mangina-ello
Fuck that's disgusting.
>>76685219
he will never be nominated in his life
>>76685232
>never watched PMK as a kid with Alesha Cuthbert.
>>76685217
>not liking the best hockey movie since Slap Shot
Kek booing kesgod
Funland mentioned
>>76685232
Director/Writer/Actor of Goon
mikWHO?
Cell key is going to me desu lads
>ywn be a superstar hockey player with a qt gf
bergeronwinslol
REEEEEEE
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OF COURSE
JEWGERON'd
boooooo
NEW GENERAL
>>76682416
>>76682416
>>76682416
>>76682416
Goon is a fucking great movie. Haven't seen the second yet, how does it compare?
GEE WHAT A FUCKING SURPRISE. DESPITE HAVING A SHIT SEASON HE STILL WINS IT
SERIOUSLY
Wow. Shocking
Kesler robbed.
>jay baruchel speaking french
kawaii
>trophy rattles
wew
Fucking hell she's hot
Booooooooooo
>>76685271
>You will never be the best player in the Israel hockey league's history
>Crosby Conn Smythe
>Bergeron Selke
Are the voters old dads?
Also this guy has the soul of Tom Hanks
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCK BRENT BURNS
>Brent fucking Burns
is this a "have a good retirement" award?
KARLROBBED
nba fan here
Bergeron kissed his wife, cordially congratulated the other nominees for having good seasons, and thanked his organization for a good year. Did anybody shit on their linemates, whip out a I Can't Breath shirt yet, protest the national anthem, or refuse to show up like the average basketball player? Not sure if this semen slurping sport is for me
This franchise is fucked.
They're picking horrible players.
LMFAO
Bergeron wins another Selke.. hes gonna be the first to win 5
they're holding off on detailing the side deal with winnipeg? anyone think MAF is winnipeg bound?
This is so gay.
>this Vegas shilling
>this terrible ceremony
Why does America ruin everything?
>>76686475
Be better than nothing I guess. I would rather someone else for the Jets