charcuterie

Are cured meats an athlete?

HEY AJ, PASS THE GABAGOOL

>>76683545
Gabagool? OVAH HERE!!

Is salami elite?

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>all those meats and no cheeses

GARBAGE

why are americans so fat?

>>76683756
RARE
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>>76683756
we've got the meats

>>76683756
Please be a real Ozbek

>>76683756
corn syrup

absurd amounts of sugar, fat, and hormones in everything

YUGE portions

unhealthier food is generally cheaper/easier to access

>>76683756
>gave the world borat
>national sport is polo but with a goat's severed head

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>>76683500
>true New England fans hit up their local Market to pick up some Speck, Tuscan Salami, Capicola, and prosciutto
>they then go to their local olive oil store for some fine imported oil
>then they hit their local bakery for a nice bread to lightly toast
>finish the morning getting some fantastic local produce like carrots and hot house tomatoes
>go home, watch the Patriots embarrass the NFL

If you don't do this... well you wouldn't care because you have no idea what winning is.

>>76683545
Whaddaya mean there's no gabagool?