GERMANY U-21 vs DENMARK U-21

I'm half German, who do I root for

>>76679186
do you like lego?

>>76679186
>muh heritage

Denmark wins 3-1 desu

>>76679232
Go Danmark

>>76679253
would be an awesome last matchday then in the group

>>76679279
perfect tie with all teams at 3 points 0 GD 3 GF

Please just win Germany. Please.

>>76679253
I didn't watch your game, wtf went wrong?

>>76679354
fraud manager and his meme tactics got exposed

>Weiser
more like Scheißer am i rite??

>mahmoud dahoud
>german
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>76679354
>donnarumma

if germany wins >we are pretty fucked

>>76679421
Where's the english team in the Cup?

>>76679421
his family was ahead of their time, they came way before it was cool for syrians to come here

i hope the danes do a coup

>>76679471
top of their group, la

>>76679354
we got blooter'd the fuck out

too many selfish players trying to do sick trix rather than working for the team.
also several wasted opportunities

>>76679507
Sounds like every England youth team, our problem is too many no end product blacks

germoni how many white players you have?

>Germany's line-up

Pollersbeck - Toljan, Stark, Kempf, Gerhardt - Dahoud, Arnold - Weiser, Meyer, Gnabry - Selke

Be honest, who besides Gnabry and MAYBE Dahoud and Arnold, have serious chances of ever making it to our national team?

>>76679567
On the field right now?`

7

>>76679567
too many.
fuck all whities

>>76679567
7

only toljan, dahoud, gnabry and selke are non-white

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>that long through ball to darkie

>>76679608
>Be honest, who besides Gnabry and MAYBE Dahoud and Arnold, have serious chances of ever making it to our national team?

Max Meyer

but he has to leave >schalke ASAP

>>76679608
Stark and Dahoud are the only actual talents in that team, Max Meyerr has the talent but he's retarded, the rest is trash.

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>>76679738
>Max Meyer

A
FUCKING
PAINT

>>76679805
>not rating Gnabry
>not rating Arnold's leadership skills

for fuck's sake germany

danes go close.. yess..

>>76679918
Gnabry is the average black pacy meme winger, he's learned well in England. There's a reason he was dropped by Werder when they started to get good. Arnold's "leadership skills" don't extend further than looking like a balding middle aged guy at 23.

>>76679142
>tfw qt gf from Bavaria
>tfw she doesn't watch sports
Why???? I can't even get her to watch the Germany games with me.

Gernany why tou cant win why

selfish players should be shot down on sight

kek we are so bad

>>76680004
>lying on the internet

>>76680021
you're actually surprisingly good

I thought we'd be 1-0 up by now

>>76679984
>he was dropped by Werder when they started to get good

thingsthatneverhappened.exe

>>76680056
i was expecting worse, but when we can't score on those big chances, we're gonna lose

>>76680087
he got injured and then couldn't really get into the first team. nouri preferred bartels because gnabry is way too selfish and a meme player.

I kinda wanted to go to the gym in HT because I expected this game to be decided by then, now I'm cotemplating to stay for the 2nd half and go afterwards

what do?

>>76680207
finish the game then go

>>76680225
Thing is, I'm going to return home at around midnight then and I learned to go to bed by around that time recently

I also fear the game will disappoint me in the 2nd half just as much as it already does so far

>>76680290
Yeah then just go now. No idea for your gym but my gym generally has sports on the TVs around the area anyways.

>>76679142

JA

ZU

RASSISMUS

...
..
.

>>76680319
Yeah, there are TVs, but it's usually on some news channel

And the U21 euros are probably not important enough

oh well, I think I'm going to give the game another chance until the ~ 60th minute

how old is dahoud?

>>76680674
21

Selke is so fucking shit

>>76680957
(You)

Goal for the new germans

Don't (You) me, I stand by my still correct statement

JA

ZU

RASSISMUS

was just gonna insult the lanklet..

this kills the italy :(

Selke is still trash

>>76681023
if they beat us in the last group match they can still advance desu

>denmark bringing on a nigger
fuck sake is nowhere free of quotas

>>76681114
also >give advice to the freekick taker when he is focusing... derp

>>76681114
czech, poland and slovakia I think

>>76681111
im pretty sure theres teams with better goal differences :(

>>76681156
how many slavs equal one nig?

>>76681197
?

italy would be 1st then

>>76681268
doesnt goal difference affect when at same points?

>>76681426
nah, head-to-head

Go back playing Lego Denmark

MEIN KEMPF

>defending corners

KEMPFEN BIS ZUM ENDE

Fans who sing Seven Nation Army after a goal should get a sharp stake shoved up their assholes.

>>76681201
1 slav = 0.75 nigs

Best players on the pitch: germany's defenders whatevee their name. Meyer (spelling?). Selke fuck up all the tine except when he scored. Gnabry seems like a very average pacy nigger to me ie bench material. I don't see why Buyern bought him. He'll never get to play, next Sanchez? Weizer seems like a major fuck up. Dude can't score if you give him 100 chanses.

>>76681527
t. mbongo matabambe

>>76681561
Are you mentally challenged, Piotr Szcsczszceszowski?

Sandniggered

is Amiri the literally only Afghan in the world who is somewhat decent at football?

>>76681579
I'm more german than you ever will be sören

so does kuntz plan on using any german players as well in this tournament or aren't there enough

>Italians told me their team was close to the level if not better than the Spanish team
>blown out by the checks
laughing to be honest

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>>76681602
no! we have a playmaker/creative midfielder one

>>76681602
looks like it. He would probably grow Poppies now on Afghanistan if he wasn't playing football

>>76681602
maybe he's bad at cricket

>>76680407
>>76681019
I appreciate your message.

Only 7 Germans... :(

>>76681641
slightly KHAN'D

>>76681637
Portugal was better than Spain.

to fap or not to fap? digits decide.

0-4: no fap
5-9: fap

>>76681672
Spain looked like they were on cruise control from start to finish and won handily on the scoreline. I wouldn't agree.

>>76681673
Roll

>>76681673
ok

i can barely get it up anyway

>>76681602
wonder when we will see the first Paki who is good at football

England should've found one by now

>>76681700
Aren't Pakis and Afghans the same anyways?

>>76681629
it's the national team. they're all Germans

>>76681711
nah, Pakis are ethnically closer to Indians I think and Afghans are closer to central Asians

>>76681625
>say that slavs are only 3/4 of a nigger on the subhuman scale
>seemingly that must mean I'm a nigger

You're right. In a country retarded enough to vote for CDU and SPD you truly are the Germanest of the Germans, Dustin-Enrico.

>>76681711
nah, pakis are closer to indians

>>76681724
t. Claudia Roth

>>76681637
their biggest players are already deciders in serie a and future goat potential keeper. the problem is teamwork cos the same team that qualified is not the same now playing. they got the stars added in the tournament.

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Still unbelievable that Frederik Holst starts ahead of Rasmus Nissen.

Nissen actually plays RB with his club and is generally than Holst. Fuck.

Alright, 2nd half was much better indeed

I'm off to the gym now, later lads

>>76681733
t. Ronny

>>76681711
afghans aren't really a people, it's a made up country of a billion different tribes. pakistan is made up too but they are mostly the same muslim punjabis (so basically muslim indians).

>>76681733
>In 2015, Roth responded to critics of her appearance, stating that for her to have the wart on her nose removed would be "surrender to the patriarchal standards of beauty pushed by the oppressive right-wing
kek

>>76681756
* generally better than Holst

ita will beat ger. screen cap boys

>>76681700
They haven't even found a decent English player

>>76681761
>tfw Wessi whose parents unironically gave me an Ossi name despite living like 15 km away from the border
Feels bad man

Denmark is out lmao

>>76681762
Main ethnicity are Pashtuns, which have pretty subhuman religious bullshit going on

>>76681759
okay I will drink The Beer now

Let's be honest the team is not very good, neither the players are good nor are they particulary well organized or tactically sound. I think there are worlds between them and Spain.

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>>76681800
ossis are better tho

>>76681881
he's swabian

>>76681851
It's hard to convince others until Italy is gone from good from this tournament. Finish the job.

well shit, no way we can beat Germany saturday

>>76681936
nice try, but you ain't fooling no one

we know you're at your strongest when nobody believes in you

>>76681881
he's an south ossi tho

>>76681936
>Basing future results on one game
Underage get out!

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>chile tomorrow

gonna get our asses whopped

>>76681936
I sent our team immunity cat, so you can stop trying your usual curse

>>76681936
last game of the tourney perhaps and filled with anger. im waiting for a good game from italy

>>76681979
>>76682011

cmon bros, we can't win for real

gz for the victory

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>>76681936

>trying to jinx us with fake defeatism

casting an immunity spell to counter italian voodoo, just in case

>>76681979
>>76682011
>>76682032

why are you so triggered? everybody know germany is the best team in this competition, italy can beat you next game, also you breaked the curse last game so

>>76682061
you have a history of backstabbing us so there's always some doubt for germans when it comes to italy

>>76682078
this is not a war, it's only a game ;^)

What a great film

>>76682090
yeah I I wouldnt worry about it

>>76682111
good, we have a deal then, germany will beat italy saturday

thanks for the contract

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denmark this isn't /bundes/

>>76682124
it hereby officially is

>>76682011
>>76682111

we got doubles and triples boys, all with the same digits. we are safe :^)

>>76682137

ok

>>76682120

>>76682032

>>76682137
'no'
is too dangerous

>>76682154
>inb4 1:1

1:1 would be enough tßh, it would allow us to stay first place

>>76682103
what film

>>76682256
重慶森林

pssh..don't write foreign movies in their languages or you might appear too /tv/ and trigger the austrian

>>76682061
Germany is not better than Spain Lol

>>76682265
yeah very good. posted that other wong kar wai movie a week ago or so. chungking express is definitely my favourite by him tho. after that maybe fallen angels and 2046

>>76682061
U-21 isn't the senior team. The German U-21 has already beaten the Italian U-21 at the 2009 EC, probably more often, but I am too lazy to find any statistics right now.

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why hasn't there been a sanic movie yet?

me on the couch btw

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uli btfo

so is brandt going munich?

>>76682463
>le cucked by Effenberg man

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>>76682517
stop

>>76682487
next season, release clause
uli won't spend 50 million on a bundes player

>>76682487
no, but in poortugal unfortunately

more than 60 died

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>>76682550

THANK YOU CZECHIA

>>76682558
it's >german humor

>>76682558
its le ebic german humor. brand means fire/burning

>>76682586
>>76682595
now i am actually laughing
kek

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good night /bundes/

>>76682886
nighty night

>>76683008
g'night

>>76683079
too early for you yet, isn't it

>>76681673
r

>>76684013

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LOOOOOOL what

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>>76685800
reads like some april fools joke

>>76685800
one extra friendly for all
don't see the problem

just finished dog day afternoon with al pacino. very nice. not shure if I should open up another beer or leave it be for today

>>76685800
lmao. but its bild so u never know

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>>76686004
saw it a while ago and liked it. what are ye drinking btw?
>>76685936
>>76685866
it says colon and chinese team will play a friendly?

>>76686089
drinking perlenbacher, its a lidl beer but pretty solid and the hangovers are pretty mild

>>76686089
some chinese u20 will play in a lower german league
out of competition so it's pretty pointless for them

>>76686089
It says that Modeste is going to get transfered to China and the chinese U20 is going to play in the german 4.division next year in a noncompetitive manner*.

*'they're going to play against every team but aren't going to get notified in the official table

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>>76686283
>some chinese u20 will play in a lower german league

>>76686089
I've been drinking 4 cans of Red Bull every day for the last year so >we will win the Master Shaft next season with the money from it

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>>76686089
>not ranking animu

>>76686366
>tfw got borderline alcohol poisoning when I was like 15 or 16 from redbull mixed with champagne and a lot of vodka
>puked a shitton
>couldnt drink a sip red bull from that point on

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>>76686366
>I've been drinking 4 cans of Red Bull every day for the last yea
nice! I shall do this too.
>>76686393
>

>>76681878
Memories

>Boris Becker is broke
RIP

>>76686515
eh theres still the dschungelcamp for him or some other show that casts broke celebs

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>>76686515
inb4 he becomes kerbers coach and takes 10% of her first round exit 'winnings'

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gonna go the gym

anyone have workout requests?

>>76686515
But how?

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>>76686777
beats me. his former player djokovic won like 6-7 million last year and coaches generally get 10% so just last year he had to have made ~350k after tax and thats ignoring his own career earnings.

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>>76686777
checked

Dear not-/bundes/

I like yous guys

>>76677528
no

>>76679387
8/10

>>76679675
>You're about to buy three scoops of ice cream
is it 2002 again? also amarena cherry, pistacchio and banana

>>76679757
sounds like bubblegum but thats not what you meant

>>76680192
this

Is this /bundes/?

>>76686642
>inb4 he becomes her coach just to shag kerbs

>Gnabry on loan to >schalke?

How do we stop the >schalkening?

>>76690989
maybe...

>Nach tz-Informationen sind sich die Münchner mit ihm einig über einen Wechsel im nächsten Jahr.

BRANDT GRANATE incoming

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Why is this thread still up?

>>76692092
We turned it into /bundes/. Efficent use of threads, you know.

>>76692092
still laughing about denmark

hello is this /denmark/ ?

>guerrieirerero out for 9 months
lmao

>>76685800
>>76686283
that idea isn't that new. That was discussed at the start of the century when we tried to give young players playing time.
But we realized that when you get professional coaches for youth teams instead of some washed up alcoholic as a coach they actually become good footballers and get to play because they are good and not because of some weird work-around.

>>76692165
>Doofmund

>>76692165
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dirtmund btfo

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>>76692165
at least we have memes to substitute him

https://www.transfermarkt.de/therapie-ein-erfolg-gotze-vor-ruckkehr-ins-bvb-training/view/news/278724

M A R I O
A
R
I
O

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>>76692165
>season hasn't started and Buyern already duseled themselves to the next Meisterschaft

>>76692274
>Duseled themselves
Kek'd good. Thanks

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> Glück im Unglück: Laut medizinischer Abteilung der @selecaoportugal hat @RaphGuerreiro eine schmerzhafte Prellung erlitten. #ConfedCup
https://twitter.com/BVB/status/877844909998448640

All good Brudis... Deutscher Meister 17/18 here we come

heh

trolled hard

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>Brudis

ughh its way too hot

>Anime

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Wichtig!

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>>76692348
heh thats my usual körperhaltung anyways

buchen sollst du suchen

eichen sollst du weichen

tannen sollst du bannen

fichten musst du sichten

weiden sollst du meiden

eschen sollst du dreschen

linden musst du finden

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Has there been any Granate so far this transfer window?

https://www.welt.de/icon/article165816266/Fitness-Bloggerin-stirbt-weil-ihr-Sahnespender-explodierte.html

lol

>>76692592
wew good that I'm lactose intolerant

time for a nice summer storm

>>76692616
what? where are you from?

Big summer storm in southern Jylland. Over here it's just 16C and overcast.

35 degrees here but no storm yet

>>76692623
berlin

hallo und guten morgen!

>>76692779
Verpiss dich einfach du Kackammischwein!

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Is Götze blind now?

>>76692809
>having a iphone

can I fuck your boipuccy?

THICC.. was bulking part of the therapy?

Why doesn't he just retire and move to Thailand or Costa Rica.
I don't think the world of professional football is making him happy. Don't waste your 20's and 30's being depressed.

>>76692786
Suck my dick, mate

>depressed
ITS CALLED METABOLIC DISORDER YOU HATER

>>76692809
he still looks fat

>>76692828
yes

>>76692944
You are not me!

think it's an old picture

>>76693162
is that Megan Fox?

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>>76692809

>>76693217
Kek

>>76693173
no

>>76692490
why should i avoid the sallow?

>>76692557
>ederson to man city
what is claudio bravo doing now


entry calle
chemin calle
calle calle

>>76692616
>>76692675
>>76692677
some drops came down two hours ago for like five minutes when it was 30 degrees. like a drop on the hot stone

>>76692850
hed disappoint his relatives, mostly father and mother. the same reason why most people dont commit suicide

>>76692677
what do you want to do with a storm

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>>76693500
angery kalle

>>76693531
Yes

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>>76693685
i bet his father pushed him really hard back in his cool kids years

>>76693707
only one not wæring shoes.. what did he mean by this?

>>76693740
he wants to be closer to nature but going barefoot would not be hygienic enough

>>76693740
Cool feet are relaxing

>heavy thunderstorm incoming
Wish me luck /bundes/

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>Cool feet are relaxing

>>76692786
You have to go back to kc

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>>76693707
his dads glasses are sick

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>>76693707
>>76693811
>no sweatstains

what do you think kyouko is up to these days? is he working on an oil rig in the antarctis?

>>76693841
he's working in an anime factory

>>76693847
no

>>76693860
rude

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hmm I'm bored. waiting for the promised unwetter to start

Hmm,

I can't get this song out of my head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hd4iEtpRjQQ

Also wondering whether I should watch the meme Confed match in ten minutes...

Hmmmmmmm

hope there is no unwetter

wanted to play footy later

playing sports in the rain is fun af u dummy

>>76694338
nice song. post more stuff mr. struff... also how are australia and nz in this tournament?

>>76694340
Just keep an eye on the regenradar

You now remember the Götze hype after the 3-2 victory over Brazil

>>76694385
The tournament is made up of champions of cups from all continents. Australia and znew Zealand only have to compete with some micro nations to qualify.

yes i love playing in the rain

no one talked about rain though

storm/rain same stuff

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>the city of Britain

>>76694595
skirts are baller. you should try them

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just found out germany plays in three hours time

there goes my good night sleep

>>76694628
Hmm, I don't think so. I think those lads are pretty cool though. Their school wouldn't let them wear shorts so they decided to wear skirts.

>>76694648
Sweet, it's on TV here too.

>>76694674 meant to reply to >>76694648

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>>76694648
C U T E
U
T
E

>>76694681
Thanks for clarifying

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>>76694681
Why are animals so cute?

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>>76694723
some are, some are not

>>76694699
>2017
>trollface
>>76694723
me pouring the liquid

>>76694765
My cat does that. He also tracks my mouse cable.

>>76694783
T H I C C

footy now. first time since 2-3 weeks or so

i am excited. later

>>76694782
proof?

>>76694783
whats wrong with that one seed?

>>76695019
If he comes home tonight and comes to say hello I might try and take a photo

>>76694976
what footwear did you use

>>76695068
my doc martens. those are my regular kicking boots

>>76695040
is corn
>>76694976
did you scored a goal?

TOR IN KAMERUN

>>76695143
>>76695143
>>76695143

>>76695201
>2 hours early

no

>workers and school children successfully breaking dress codes and gaining international publicity by it

quite disgraceful i must admit. if we cannot maintain order in clothing, then we are only a breath short of anarchy.

>>76696438
something, something jews

speaking of which..if it keeps getting hotter here then we won't need ovens next time

>>76696616
Undercooked bread is not nice

>he doesn't have air conditioning

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>MyriadCoin (MYR)

Migrate Lads.

>>76696736

>>76696736

>>76696736

/GG/ over here >>76696736

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thanks little germany for jeopardizing our reputation as masters of efficiency. 300 replies and a new thread already.