Where were you when Messhitters were BTFO?

>>76677142
>3

>>76677142
>muh five hattricks against 10men Eibar

>Cristina statpads against Andorra
>Messi saves Argentina in a do or die world cup qualifier like against Uruguay

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>3

>3

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>>76677142

He truly seems worried about that lack of goals, mate

Why is Messi so underwhelming for Argentina?

>>76677252
He's a barca system babby. On any other team he's just an above average player.

The 3 goals:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz0WfTrsPe0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69V0KuOzwzU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zRVkWl1tSA

>a penalty and two GK mistakes

wow... truly the greatest

Messi nut huggers have been getting btfo so much recently I love it

>>76677142
3 goals in how many games?

>>76677268
I think it has more to do with the fact that with Argentina he has to be the leader, and he is not cut to be the leader, he doesn't have the mentality
If Messi had Ronaldo's mentality/attitude he'd be the GOAT of GOATs

>>76677306
14

>>76677321
jej

>>76677321

you do realize that we also have internet to check if someone is lying or not, do you?

catalonian hero messi

>>76677321
Fucking hell, what the fuck, Leo?

>>76677344
http://www.promiedos.com.ar/eliminatoriasconmebol.php

>>76677309
If Messi had Ronaldo's attitude, he'd bitch nonstop on the field about his incompetent teammates while calling himself the best.

>>76677142
>the state of UEFA

Messi would be scoring 30 international goals a year if he got to play against the likes of Andorra, Liechtenstein and England.

meh, y'all peaking too early

hello mada
hello fada
watch me score
against granada

>>76677355
Instead he sends messages to the manager bitching nonstop about his incompetent teammates

>>76677364
he has to play with the likes of Bolivia, Paraguay and Venezuela LOL

all this is showing is that messi outscores ronaldo when playing against the same opposition

>>76677142
>>76677321
Ok now I'm laughing

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>>76677353

Where do you see 14 games?
And lets just ignore his 4-match ban

>>76677387
Ronaldo was benched vs the small teams to rest for CL.

Muh goals against Faroe island , Andorra and Latvia. Tsu fags should commit sudoku

>>76677420
nice proxy, manuel

>>76677399
so 3 goals in 10 games, instead of 14? OK

also, the ban was lifted, it was only 1 game

>>76677429
Nice proxy Joao. Or are you the anime posting Halal autist who had a mental breakdown from the last Copa america?

>>76677379
>source: my ass.

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Why is fake news so rampant in today's society?

>>76677462
He texted Guardiola "I can see that I am no longer important to the team, so ...", when Zlatan arrived and Messi was in a slump. That's the reason Zlatan got repositioned, benched and eventually sold.

>>76677355
>implying he doesn't do it away from the cameras
>implying he's not a system babby covered by his barça peasants
>implying nerman and ratking didn't carried his sorry autistic ass for the past 3 years

>>76677142
why this particular date? does it mark the end of the season?

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>>76677569

sorry forgot the Bolivia game, where he didnt play either

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He's a big game player.

>>76677443

between june 22nd, 2016 and 21st, 2017:

2016

arg - chile > 1app, 0 goals
arg - uruguay > 2app, 1 goal
venezuela - arg (didn't play) > 2 app, 1 goal
peru - arg (didn't play) > 2 app, 1 goal
arg - paraguay (didn't play) > 2 app, 1 goal
brasil - arg > 3 app, 1 goal
arg - colombia > 4 app, 2 goals

2017

arg - chile > 5 app, 3 goals
bolivia - arg (didn't play, banned) > 5 app, 3 goals
arg - brasil > 6 app, 3 goals
singapore - arg (didn't play) > 6 app, 3 goals

Total: 6 appearances, 3 goals

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>>76677321
DIOS MIO

>>76677589
>If I just make shit up, then Im right
Have a (you), sopa de uma delicia

>>76677722

lol but messi needed many apps to score goals meanwhile ronaldi scored 4 against andorra and already beat messi TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

If Messi had actually played for Argentina they would be #1 or #2 in qualifying. He's only had like 4-5 games in the past year and the team gets BTFO without him. That national team is more dysfunctional than Papua New Guinea without Messi.

>>76677709
>it's ronaldo's fault that UEFA qualifiers are kinda shitty

>>76677839
No but it's a fallacy to think they play equal teams. That's why the Fifa rankings are shit and continental coefficients need to be done away with because otherwise beating a team like Colombia gives the same points as beating some garbage slav team.

>>76677225
>Cristiano wins consecutive balloon doors and champions leagues
>Messi statpads vs Getafe and Sociedad to look good for the Qatar Foundation and takes penalties for Argentina sometimes
wew so this is the power of Messi

>>76677877

>ronaldo gets charity awards from FIFA to make a "rivalry" to deepend their pockets
>tsufags honestly believe ronaldo is even a top player for portugal or real madrid

my sides

>>76677616
>Argentina is shit without heroball from Messi
And to think this all could have been avoided had they hired Sampaoli earlier.

>>76677877
>muh balloons
>le do nothing for months while Madrid grind out wins in La liga and easily dominate the CL (refball aside)

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>>76677912
>in the far future people will say messi carried a shit argentina while portugal played with a stacked portugal

hmm really makes me think

>>76677968
ronaldo*

>>76677968
People still think that monkey Pele singlehandedly won Brazil 3 world cups. Dont hold your breath.

>>76677867
>No but it's a fallacy to think they play equal teams.
and it's fucking retarded to think both qualifying systems are identical.

literally 50% of the comembol teams qualify for the world cup. for Portugal it's either 1st place or bust (if Portugal finishes 2nd right now there's a significant chance they meet France or Italy in a playoff)

five out of ten teams wow that's so hard lmao.

>>76677968
>>76677968
nah in the future, people will mostly just focus on team awards to judge a player.

therefore ronaldo will appear way better than messi

>>76678004

>mfw pele only played one game in one of those world cups and cried to FIFA for 25 years until they finally gave him a participation medal

muh 3 world cups

>>76677936
>Ronaldo scores 10 goals in qf-sf-final against best defences but that doesn't count because I say so.

>>76678186
Now post Messi

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>>76678186

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>>76678198

here

>>76678265
so he's having a holiday because he failed to qualify to the confederations cup, got it

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>>76678243
>Brazil
>Argentina
>Croatia
>Netherlands

Impressed.jpg

>>76678186
Lmao statpadding against literal postman and farmer. As expected

>>76678186
Has he ever faced Italy in a major tournament?

>germany - 2006, 2008, 2012, 2014
>spain - 2004, 2010, 2012
>england - 2004, 2006
>france - 2006, 2016
>brazil - 2010
>italy - ?????

>>76678198
notable teams

spain-2
brazil-4
france-1
germany-1

all of these goals were scored in friendly matches, i dont know if he played vs italy or england

>>76678447
>all of these goals were scored in friendly matches
epic, just epic

>>76678004
No one thinks that
Brazil 70 is widely recognized as the most stacked NT of all times

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_international_goals_scored_by_Lionel_Messi

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_international_goals_scored_by_Cristiano_Ronaldo

>>76678302

he should never have played for your shit country
he should have chosen italy or spain

>>76678653
argentina is better than italy

>>76677142
no one should be surprised Cavani sucks ass on the int level

>>76678741
lol no
Spain isnt better either

>>76678811
you didn't make it out of the group stages in the last two world cups.

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>>76678741
>argentina is better than italy

>messi plays attacking midfielder for argentina behind di memeria, shitguain, and the occasional aguero/prato/whatever the fuck they want to bring to find a #9
>still scores crucial goals so argentina can qualify for the world cup
>when he isn't there, they can't beat venezuela, bolivia, paraguay, or peru
>people call messi bad


>ronaldo plays winger/poacher for a team that won the european championship without him
>a team that could rely on quaresma, renato sanches, rui patricio, and eder to make the difference while ronaldo took 56 shots in the tournament with 18 being off-target, failing a penalty, and having 0 free kick shots on target
>then comes back to score 4 against andorra and 2 against latvia
>tsu

>>76678826
>7 and 3 years ago

>>76678861
Italy has a bigger chance of winning 2018 than Argentina?

>>76678893
If we had Messi yes
As it is now I'd say the chances are equal

>>76678951
Insigne >> Messi tbqh

Argentina without Messi is shit
Argentina with Messi is still shit, but somehow unbelievably hard to beat
It's kinda like how you go up against Germany and it just feels like such a big task to eliminate them, for some reason it is just so hard no matter how bad they play

>>76679108
t. ADL

>>76677297
This. Loving Every Laugh

>>76678004
Not even in Brazil we think that. That's why Garrincha is the fedora choice around here. And the 1970 NT is OP af.

>>76677142

b-b-but muuh internet stats anon!!!!

>>76677225
>3(T-H-R-E-E)

>>76677142
he was injured most of the time tho, Argentina played like 7 games without him

Gee it's as if they play different positions or something

Now show me Messi's assists and key passes vs El Capitán Overratondo

>>76678860
>argentina wins
>because messi is goat

>portugal wins
>because it's a ""stacked"" team

top jej

JEWliano Ronaldo, a gay model who taps in from the Unreal Jewdrid attack, backed by most referees.

MESSI, Son of God, with great kicks and multi dribbles.

Every single MESSI goal values something like 10 SIU Tap Ins.

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>>76680091
>Ronald still top assister in CL where it matters instead of statpadding leliga vs Las Palmas and Bilbao

>>76678653
Argentina without Messi: 14 Copa America, 2 World Cups, 1 Confederations

Argentina with Messi: 0-5 record in finals

>>76680162
The Son of God is jewish.

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>>76678860
>comes back to score 4 against andorra and 2 against latvia

>it's Ronaldo's fault his wc qualifying group isn't Germany-Spain-Italy-France-Portugal everytime
>it's almost like Europe has 54 countries instead of comembol's ArgentinaFeatBrazil&shitters

>>76677321
Messi hasnt played in half of them you retard
>>76677142
Messi has either scored, assisted or created the chance in all
>10
Goals argentina has scored in the WC qualifiers. Arg with messi - 15/18 points
Arg without messi - 5/21 points.

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>>76677321
Negative invisibility

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>>76677142
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Ronaldo scored against Bayern, Atletico and Juventus in elimination rounds and the final. All against some of the best defenders and goalkeepers

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>>76682468
>All against some of the best defenders and goalkeepers
shut up!

>>76677142

Lmao at Messhit hahahahahha

>>76677142
don't you realise that Ronaldo has played more games? (club world cup - confederations cup)

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messi played 7 matches in world cup qualifiers and scored 4 goals

>>76682579
>Ronaldo: 59 games
>Messi: 60 games
lmao try again meshitter

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+ faroe islands
+ russia

WOW
how many great matches

>>76680302
>Le "south american qualifiers are shit outside of argentina and Brazil"
That must be why Argentina without Messi would be behind Ecuador, Paraguay and Peru.

>>76682915
>Argentina without Messi would be behind Ecuador, Paraguay and Peru.
because argentina is shit?

>>76680106

>Messi doesn't play 8 games
>Argentina only win once (1)

>Ronaldo doesn't play
>Portugal win their most important international trophy in history

>>76682935
>Argentina is shit
>>it's almost like Europe has 54 countries instead of comembol's ArgentinaFeatBrazil&shitters
>Argentina
You literally don't know shit about the south american qualifiers, stop posting.

>>76682988
>Ronaldo doesn't play one game
>games up to the final don't count

>>76682994
>chokes every final ever in modern history
>not shit

i would gladly spend the rest of my life in prison if i could delete this romanian and its entire familes' existence from recorded history

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>>76683108

0 wins in the group stages
the only reason Portugal advanced was becaue Hungary was #1 in the group and could rest their players. Penaldo scored a hat trick on a Hungarian B team and still ended 3rd place in the worst Euro in the history of the sport. Then he does nothing against Poland, nothing against Crotia, has a single good game against Wales, and doesn't play the final.
Who got player of the tournament? That's right, it was Pepe (born in Brazil by the way)
Who scored the winning goal? That's right, it was Eder (born in Africa by the way)

Lastly for you I'm including a picture of Cristianos surrogate son (unknown mother by the way)
This little kid had the same view as Ronaldo when the team won the final, both spectators.

>>76683184

that penaldo cousin looks disgusting -- nipples protruding, belly showing -- in his blue shirt watching the game. Very very disrespectful.

>>76683184
>0 wins in the group stages
0 losses, and so what there were teams at the wc/euro who qualified with 3 points before, even 2 iirc

>First player to score in four EURO final tournaments
>Top scorer in all UEFA competitions CL/Euro/NT
>3 goals, 2 assists
>not goat
>high res pics of his kid like a ultimate paedo
cringe

>>76683301
M8, just give up. Messhitters are so blinded by their delusions that they will talk about tournaments they clearly didn't watch to make point.

>>76683184
S E E T H I N G

PORTUGAL ISN'T WHITE MY AMERICAN FRIEND

>>76680302
You have no idea what you're talking about. Conmebol qualifiers are the hardest in the world because even the worst team is Sweden tier (and Sweden is top of their Uefa qualifier group).

>>76685721
>the hardest in the world
a tournament where 50% of competitors qualify for the next level is a shit tournament, mate.
in europe they're always aiming to be 1st, 2nd place in the group is shit tier and the rest doesn't even count. that's how you build winners and winning mentality.

imagine uefa champions league where everyone who makes the last16 gets gold medals and the tournament ends lmao.