/heem/

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how do I achieve this mode

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This is now a Valentina Shevchenko edition

>>76673315
Hard work

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>>76673333
>thinkgen of scarface

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>>76673275

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>>76673275
>tfw a girl you fingered in a nightclub is going to get beaten up by cyborg

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>>76673353

>>76673362
you fingered meegan?

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I wish Covington wasn't mates with Horhay, it makes me like Horhay just a little bit less which sucks because I've been a fan of his since strikeforce my guy

>>76673315
literally kill a guy

>>76673355
how do I achieve this mode

>>76673392
Jorge has genuine style, Coby is a tryhard douche

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>>76673392
Jorge is the best with Dustin and Tony

is this the thread?

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>>76673539

looks like it guy

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Could you beat Honda in a 3 min sparring session?

>>76673333
>>76673353
Did cody really do a smug pepe pose?

Gotta love how the Woodleyfag went away. I knew he was ironically posting pics of him and praising Tyron just to get a reaction

>>76673662
implying you werent that guy

>>76673662
wow you really put 2 and 2 together there

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>>76673662
Are they even any real Rashads on heem ? Or was it just le ebin trolen as usual

guys fill up this thread real quick>>76660671

>>76673558
is that ngannou?

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>>76673784

>>76673816
pu55y ni99a

The last few threads have been absolutely elite /heem/. Will the trend continue?

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KEKHOLD IN BELLATOR CONFIRMED

>>76673848
say that 2 my face not online c wut happens

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reminder

>>76673853
Why is there a thread with an image deleted in the OP? Why is NotePad calling everyone an autist?

>>76673895
>gsp
He is in middleweight now.

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THIS IS THE THREAD
>Thanks op
>4 days left till UFN112
Tribute here
https://streamable.com/jrkj9

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>>76673816
rate this shoop

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>>76673867
>stay loose like the slut you are

>>76673993
Moroz is an inferior version of Esparza that's going to get trapped on the bottom and try to play guard, which is a losing strategy against Carla.

>>76674147
>an inferior version of Esparza
now that's a dog shit analysis! just a terrible way to describe moroz. you never fail to disappoint australia lol

Yuros still on eternal pooicide watch because of based colby

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For sure the angles are completely different my guy

>>76674171
am I a yuro if I love colby

I think hes based

>>76674166
She's stylistically very similar and she's worse at most things. What do you want from me?

>>76674181
Good man

>>76674171

Don't get it

What did he say or do that has anything to do with euros?

>>76674187
a midget american wrestler vs. a tall relatively inexperienced ukrainian boxer
inferior version
lol

>>76674222
its because yuropoors dont appreciate good wrestling

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>>76674176

Can someone make a version of this webm that includes a zoomed in shot of both of their faces as skleb stands up and starts posing

>>76674230

did you enjoy alvarez vs pettis

>>76674288
yes

gsp is my all time favorite fighter. If you dont enjoy domination by wrestling you should watch WWE

The first time I saw him fight against Markes then Brunson, I immediately saw his patience, his knowledge of what his ability is. He is very careful, yet takes risks, and it reflects on how fights go. All his opponents said they will establish their gameplan or smother Yoel, but none were able to succeed, and I believe it is mostly because Yoel makes it a smart fight, makes them think of the danger by way he moves, makes it to a risk reward game where he is the one who in possession of more speed and power and thus danger. It's in the appropriate reactions that his fight iq shows.

Another thing is his ability to learn and improve. Each fight I see him bringing something new and reducing amount of unnecessary things he does. Perfect example how he was going ham on people when he was on top of them, but since he gassed out against Jacare, he was very patient when he got Weidman down, he knew he needed the energy for 3rd round and it's better not to try finish Weidman in 15 seconds when he has the superior position.

He didn't fall into Machida's counter gameplan, didn't took the bait and kept machida at bay with kicks.

He uses takedowns for scrambles to get shots in since he isn't built to grind over others and sacrifice hi ability to strike further on.

This unique but obviousy thought out process of fighting is one of the special things I absolutely love Yoel for.

>>76674288
For sure that was a thrilling stylistic matchup my man.
>>76674298
>if you don't like wrestling you should watch pro wrestling
100% agree my guy

>>76674308
Is Lithcuck seriously a faggy twink lads?

What's wrong with him these days

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>>76674309
On a serious note, how did it come to be that "pro wrestling", refers to scripted mandrama rather than the actual sport of wrestling?

>>76674319
Let's see your face and compare who is more twink of us, or whether I am not manlier than most of heem.

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>>76674348
You sure about that buddeh?

>>76674348
you weigh 70kg at 5'9 if that isnt twink then I dont know

For example Woodley is 5'9 and weighs 90kg hes a tank

>>76674365
i'm 67kg at 5'10" what does that make me

>>76674498
a male transitioning

>>76674517
smH fAm

>>76674365
73-75buddeh

Also Woodley is a tank but he's tank compared to anyone close that height

we should do our own version of dana whites lookin for a fight

we find prospects and follow them and bet on which one gets to the UFC first or something similar

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post MMA porn

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>>76673867
Those shoes are really aesthetic.

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>>76674722

>>76674802
I hope everyone pays way too much attention to the headkick ending of this and loads up on Sage in the Makdessi fight.

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*gets angry at you*

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>the year is 2035
>alarm goes off
>get up out of my cot too quickly and hit my head on the roof of my cuck shed
>time for breakfast, but realize I've run out of government mandated Starbucks® Unicorn Flavored All Natural** Carbon Based Cereal Substitute®
>punch in my 35 digit pin and answer five security questions to open the door so I can grab some food from my wife's state regulated alimony mansion
>quickly cross the woods and avoid the dogs to get to the mansion
>input the 44 digit door code but forget the 8th security question
>luckily one of her friends Jamarcus is leaving to get to court so he lets me in for $20 (what a deal!)
>make it to the fourth floor kitchen after nodding respectfully to the Elizabeth Warren statue by the elevator
>pass the retinal scan and wait in line with rest of my wife's boyfriends
>notice a few of her sons are watching Entertainment Csar Rachel Maddow do an insider report on UFC (Unified Female Championships)
>they're talking about their favorite fighters and Deontreaus says that Julianna Pena is the GOAT
>despite the lashing I'll get from my wife's boyfriend, I chime in and say that she's no Conor McGregor
>they start laughing
>McGregor? Carl, he never even defended his belt
>mfw

>>76674946
>he took time to write this
>and post it twice

low quality as expected of img posters

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>>76674970
This. I'd actively spit on them if I saw them on the street.

>>76673895
>institutional racism not crossed
kek

>>76673867
>realize Luke is squatting with Adidas shoes
Luke fighting in Russia confirmed

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>>76674802

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>>76674970
>>76675020
The (You)s are all I need

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>>76674970
Almost as bad as Canada's poems

>>76675075
garbrandt would wreck both of them

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>>76675112
>we'll never get Rory v Nick

>>76675158
Rory would toast him

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>>76675075

Nice lad

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>>76675158
Probably will when the Diaz brothers inevitably sign with Bellator

>>76675118
Look at the size of the lower portion of his head. No wonder why he gets KO'd so easily.

http://mmajunkie.com/2017/06/champ-andrea-lee-vs-davina-maciel-headlines-lfa-16-in-dallas

WAR KGB

>>76675158
post australian cartoons

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>>76675153

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>>76675241

Michael Bisping responds to comparisons between his and Germaine de Randamie’s title situations
>https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mmafighting.com/platform/amp/2017/6/21/15844410/morning-report-michael-bisping-responds-to-comparisons-to-germaine-de-randamies-title-situation
>“The thing about Germaine that always irked me from the very start is even when she beat Holly Holm and won the belt, she immediately said in the ring - because Rogan tried to set up a fight with her and Cyborg - she said, ‘No, no I can’t do it. I have to have hand surgery.’ Immediately after winning the fight she was in the ring, talking to Rogan, ducking the number one contender saying she needs hand surgery. Then, in the post-fight press conference, she’s saying, ‘I think I should rematch with Holly because it was really close.’ So which is it, do you need hand surgery or not?”
>if GSP isn't ready before end of summer I'm fighting Yoel
>my knees, I need surgery I can't fight

>>76675286
Neither Florian or Guida are blacksplosive.

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>>76675290
>Alright, alright, you win. I see you played Knifey-Spoony before.
What did the Australian man mean by this?

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>>76675286

>fatherless bastard

Aldo is very fortunate that Max got to him before Cody did. Cody wouldve hurt Aldo really badly.

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>>76675328

He realised that he had met his match in the popular Australian passtime "Knifey-Spoony", having previously thought that the child was new to the game.

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>>76675301
>Bisgay making more excuses
every Top 10 beats him and he knows it

>>76675442
>every Top 10 beats him and he knows it
Anderson-Bisping 2 you say?

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>>76675290

>>76675477
old shot making faces instead of punching Anderson split his face into three different sections without even trying, Bisping doesn't want that work again

There's an Israeli on the undercard of Bellator who's +400. Can we really be certain that this isn't fixed?

>heems Floyd Mayweather
>b-b-but he's ducking Frankie Edgar

>>76675598
Shale called dibs on all the fixing, cause he's an American gangster and whatnot

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>>76675610

>heems Floyd Mayweather

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BT776kWAchL/

In the darkest night
RISING LIKE A SPIRE

>4 days left Esparza

>>76675610
lol is frankie getting a 19th title shot?

>>76675610
Postslip.png

>>76675598
why would it be fixed?

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>>76675610
>doesn't heem Floyd Mayeather
ftfy

GET YOUR CONOR TRAINING HOT OFF THE PRESS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7S3-DqAZKc

>>76675624
Who else are they going to match up with Max? Fucking *Cub*?

I like Artem Lobov, but he beat Artem Lobov.

>>76675630
You know (((why))).

>>76675636
lmfao what is this shit

>>76675598
>>76675646
>There's an Israeli on the undercard of Bellator who's +400. Can we really be certain that this isn't fixed?
>You know (((why))).
the state of aussie posters

>>76675652
HOTTEST HEEM TRAINING. GET A CLUE!

>>76675636
this jew is suck a hack

>>76675636
New era in training but I prefer for Conor to hit some apple iphones

>>76675675
you gotta hand it to them they always manage to scam white people somehow

>>76675636
What is that supposed to do

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>>76675675
CONFIRMED NON-MOVER

>>76675694
YOU MUST MOVE. YOU MUST HAVE RIDDUM. YOU MUST FLOW.

>>76675694
100% angles my guy

>>76675694
Train your reflexes and teach you to strike at openings as they're presented without thinking, I guess?

Conor's completely fucked.

>>76675689
i read that he charges 1000 bucks a month for training advice

>>76675694
you never know when a real life gambit character might fight you. gotta stay prepared for anything my man 100%

>>76675694
100% 3D accuracy

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>>76675636
Didn't Kavanagh say that Ido is just brought in in during the last week or two before the fight to help Conor relax during the weight cut?

>moroz is better than +200
>still no slip

>>76675694
Up your awkward level

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>>76675636
You're playing

TOUCH BUTT

with that dork in the park

Why does Conor get away with saying Fuck the UFC?

>>76675477
anderson beats him if its not in the gayk

>>76676220
Bisping whooping his ass for 4 rounds wins it anywhere

>muh knee

Oh for sure anderson used that sick angle to distract bisping with the mouthpiece

*spreads legs*

Now look at him here doing absolutely nothing against a walking corpse Bisping in the 4th to finish the fight, he's out awkwarding him

>>76675694

Hand eye coordination drill, doofus.

You guys think Wanderlei is taking the dive this time?

>>76675623
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BT776kWAchL/
CUTE

>>76675636
Floyd is literally, LITERALLY, free money

>>76676292
JOB IS JOB!

>>76676170
Because he is the UFC

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H8rs are finished

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>>76676493
Schaub/BigBrown is the epitome of the modern man.

>>76676533
Fat, lazy and stupid?

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mauro ranallo is going to comment fedor vs mittrione
spicy ladehs,
gooby bless

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Who is your favorite retired fighter?

>>76676739
Call kebab removalists.

>>76676739
Plant tiramisu on their doorsteps, never fails

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>>76676773
kek
dis actually sound legit
>>76676763
im suppose to be the kebab removal practitioner
inb4 im fucked

>>76676739
try HEAD MOOMENT

conor will knock out floyd, cap this post

Who is your favorite fighter?

>>76676961
don't

>>76676961
Hendo will always be my boy

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>>76676961
All-Time: Schaub
Now: Frankie Edgar

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>>76676961
gooby
i jumped on the hype train finally
feels good mayne

>>76676961
christopher avila

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>>76676961
Then. Now. Forever.

>>76676803
I thought bosnians were the kebab. Try calling some serbs

>>76676961
Francis Ngannou

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>>76677317
>I thought bosnians were the kebab
only half of this country is kebab

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What do you think about this guy?

>>76677422
Can crusher

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>>76677422
the heavyweight goat

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>>76677422
The best ever

>>76677450
>>76677450
This

>>76677411
Have you tried complaining more anonymously on an internet sports board? Maybe that will solve your problem.

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>>76677422
my MMA husbando

>>76677411
literally no one cares lol

What's the word on the street with Matt Hughes? I heard somebody offered to transfer him to a traumatic brain injury hospital in Atlanta.

Is he mentally disabled now?

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>>76675636
Conor just love memes

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>>76677804
>brb answering to random comments online how little i care about them
wew laddeh

>>76677852
hes vegetable

How u gonna spend ur midsummer heem? This is me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhOU8vg43dg

>>76677852
hes braindead life finally caught up to him shows you you cant leave your friends to drown and go straight partying right after

>>76677915
every day is summer here
i'll primarily be railing your fat mom

>>76677920
Holy shit he did that??? what a dick

>>76677984
He did a lot of interesting things. Search for Sean McCorkle's synopsis.

>>76677969
>'ll primarily be railing your fat mom
YEWL DO NUTIN, YEWL DO NUTIN

>Conors corner for Floyd
>John Kavameme
>Ido Portal
>Artem

5D chess? If I was him I'd be at Roaches, Garcias or anyone willing to work with me place.

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>>76677984
>>76678021
>later it gets even more disturbing when he describes mutilating a live baby piglet by cutting off it's testicles, and throwing them at a friend. For good measure he slits it's stomach open as it screams wildly to "freak his friend out." After he and Mark brutally torture and kill a dozen or so baby pigs, solely for entertainment, they starts throwing their testicles and body parts at each other. Matt even now still seems amused because his friend looked like he was going to vomit.

Jesus Christ what a piece of work

>>76678169
Holy shit is this real??? What a dick

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Valentina who? My girl is a dancing sensation

https://www.instagram.com/p/BM4zFtBD3PP/

>>76676961
Hands down - the Outlaw.

>>76674176
Is it normal to wear pants this tight?

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>>76674236

Heem is so comfy without Canada around spamming Bengal Schubert

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>>76674946
great post
i enjoyed the read

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H-Hello Duna?

>>76676961
Brock Lesnar :^)

>>76678140
youre thinking all wrong. why would he hire conventional trainers and approach this like a conventional boxing match? he cannot afford to engage floyd like that because he doesnt have enough time to learn the game. he has to approach it in some other way, perhaps like an mma fight using only hands

i mean look at the way he sparred with chris van heerden, very unusual stuff

Who is Larkin fighting? Is he any good? I hope we can have a spicy banger.

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>>76676739
get annexed by russia

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>Mfw Schaub releases the stupidest video he's ever made the day after Schleb posting becomes popular and inadvertently begins a /heem/ renaissance that ruins his biggest fan's life

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For sure stay in your angle my man

>>76679304
https://youtu.be/EBrbc94Ul5Y

>>76675636

M E W M E N T
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My local movie theater is showing the Bellator PPV.

I know the UFC used to do this and it was neat. $15 for a ticket, should I go?

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>>76679414
>Coral Springs face when

>>76679869
if the theater also serves actual alcohol and meals its fun and cozy compared to sitting in a bar with dumb fucks

if not nah

>Brendan, the CTE is ruining your life. I'm embarrassed to be on this podcast. How exactly is Conor McGregor going to win a round against Floyd Mayweather?
That jab is gonna land my guy 100% look at how wide Conor's legs are. That jab is a beast, homeboy Floyd won't see it coming.
>So you're saying Conor is going to outbox Floyd? Literally kill yourself you mental patient, you're a danger to your family.
No my guy I think he's gonna out-awkward him.

>>76679932
>if the theater also serves actual alcohol
grow up

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>>76673816
i actually remember vividly when heem was like that
>>76679869
do people actually go to a theater and watch a whole card alone ...
sounds weird imho

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>>76679869
Sounds fun

Beats a stream or an overpriced PPV

>>76680249
I did it for Chuck vs Franklin. Everyone in the audience was a Chuck fan there was a really nice turnout. People were wasted and yelling and throwing shit when Condit won. Theater went absolutely silent when Chuck got heem'. Was way better than being at a bar.

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>>76680249
>if cutting weight was easy it would be called tiramisu

>>76680295
Damn check out the tits on that milf

Damn 214 is looking good.

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>>76680303
They should reschedule the fight with Ferguson around the same time as the Mayweather fight. If there's yet another pullout it won't matter because the PPV sales are bound to sag after the """"superfight"""" anyway

>>76680317
Vanessa Nunes

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>>76673333
>>76673353

>>76678140
More 0.5D chess

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>tfw could out-awkward every here

This girl who works at the Jimmy John's by me looks like a hot, straight version of Amanda Nunes. What do

>>76680450
Isn't Choi injured?

So I guess Struve is fighting Volkov

>>76680641
If only Freddie Roach consulted Schaub. Maybe we'd be hyping Conor vs Pac right now.

>>76680641

what happened to his face?

>>76680450
I'm friend with Moicano on the real life, meet him at a Reveillon years ago. He's a great guy, naturally skinny, drinks a lot too.
He said that the most difficult part of getting on the ufc were quitting marijuana.

>the absolute state of h8rs
It's actually pitiful what they've become.

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who's the bigger heem meme on 112?
Bigg Rigg or Slutty Felice

>>76681130
Pigg

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>>76681130
Their tits are probably about the same size these days

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Chiesa vs Lee
Boetsch vs Hendricks
Herrig vs Kish
Christensen vs Reyes
Means vs Garcia
Penn vs Siver

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>>76681362
KING KEVIN
HENDRICKS
HERRIG
REYES
GARCIA
SIVER

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>>76681362
Chiesa
Hendricks
Kish
Reyes
Means
BJ

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Michael Chiesa vs Kevin Lee
Tim Boetsch vs Johny Hendricks
Felice Herrig vs Justine Kish
Joachim Christensen vs Dominick Reyes
Tim Means vs Alex Garcia
Dennis Siver vs BJ Penn

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>>76681461
Chiesa
Hendricks
Kish
Reyes
Means
Penn

@76681461
what is wrong with you?

"Brendan Schaub is a smart guy"

Cuck Thompson SBN has officially jumped the shark

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>>76681362
Chiesa
Hendricks
Herrig
Reyes
Garcia
Penn

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>>76681362
Goof picture

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>>76681576

Does Conor train with Kavanagh for Floyd fight?

Is he a good choice or does Conor just rolls with him?

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>>76681362
Chiesa
Hendricks
Kish
Reyes
Garcia
Penn

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>>76681362
Chiesa
Pigg rigg
Felice
Reyes
Garcia
Siver

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>>76681576

>>76681661
Conor's biggest chance in this fight is that he's not a boxer. Hiring someone like Freddie Roach for 2 months and turning him into a shit boxer is entirely the wrong way to approach this.

I am so mad that irish cunt like Conor hacks his way to 100million with Ido and Kavaganh

System is rigged lads

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>>76681362

Chiesa
Pigg
Herrig
Christensen
Means
Siver

>>76681891
Good.

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>>76681362

>Chiesa
>Hendricks
>Kish
>Reyes
>Means
>Penn
>Moroz

>>76677920
I did not know that. Holy shit fuck Hughes. He's the type of fucking creep that makes me want to carry around a gun for safety

>>76681843
He's already a shit boxer, he doesn't need Freddie Roach for that. He might as well just go without a corner and pocket the money because nothing's gonna save him from getting BTFO

is belgium squadron a good fighter?

>>76682022
>not having multiple guns on you at all times
it's like you want to die

Why is everyone picking Chiesa but he is the underdog?

>>76681891
Yes same I wish it was Aldo

>>76682066
maybe because lee got knocked out
at this point it doesn't mean shit
it's like thinking cody was done because he got KO'd

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If anyone is interested this shit is awesome,trollbook for sure
WTF have you done Matt?

Summary of Matt Hughes' autobiography
http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=66067

>>76682003
>moroz
youre gonna get goofed you if she loses lol

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>>76682036

Babboon Squeal is a beast my man, 100%

>>76682163
My girl's gonna get the W.I think positive,I'm relaxed and breathe properly

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>F-Floyd was never good anyway

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This is the ideal male body. You might not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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>>76682242
Don't know what's more pathetic, that you genuinely think this is funny or that you genuinely think this meme will catch on. It's contrived garbage.

>>76682066
I picked Mike because hes beaten better fighters than lee has. I'm going to get goofed on one of the under card fights anyway so it doesn't matter

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>>76682293

>>76682293
Is Bamgbose Scrooge a good fighter?

>>76682318
>too lazy to change the filename

>>76682066
He fights for his mom

>>76682231
Why haven't you posted slip?

>>76682314
Should I put money on him?

>>76682340
>gambling

what kind of degenerate do you think I am?

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>>76682327
been studying geometry all day my guy, its tough

How badly will conor's brand suffer if he got clipped and heemed stiff by Floyd? I'm talking on his back stiff as a board

>>76682426
Schaub will show all of you that he knows what he's talking about and you don't. Can't wait until fight night. Looking more forward to you and your runts being wrong than I am about who wins the fight.

>>76682435
as bad as Ronda's she lost twice by KO and now shes a wash up


Same with Aldo

The internet is going to be epic lulz if that happen

You're only as good as your last fight

>>76682435
not bad unless he gets heemed on his mma return

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>>76682442
*brings mic closer* Oh for sure

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>>76682485
>steals images
>doesn't change filenames

>>76682127
jesus fucking christ

Y'all ready for some PIGG Renaissance?

>>76682435
We take cover because for some reason people think /heem/ thinks that McGregor is going to win
We'll get shitposted hard, but at the same time /heem/ might drown out that shitposting with our own

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>>76682442

For sure Anthony Joshua is lucky I'm busy with podcasts my man, he'd never see these jabs coming my guy.

You see, us MMA fighters have a different stance *spreads legs* id be hitting him from angles he never knew existed, 100%

As an artist, homeboy will think he's in geologometry class, wishin he stayed in his lane my man, for sure.

Jabs all night, my guy, id bet 100,000 sneakers on it, easy

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>>76682500
>steals image
oh i disagree

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>>76682538
100% thanks my guy

just a lil heeminder that you can filter all the shawb spam if you want with this md5 filter

https://pastebin.com/NrvHaev3

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You don't understand, the flying teleport jab will land all night my guy
MMA is 100% different, boxing doesn't have these angles

>>76680450
There are some spicy fights on there but not a lot of high profile ones.
Aside from the SUCCening, all you have is cyroid vs the only other wfw in the UFC and I guess Manuwa is in contender territory nowadays.

>>76674176
>Skinny jeans
What a faggot

>>76682435
As bad as it suffered when he got submitted by Nate Diaz

>>76682546
>500 images
No thanks dude. It's not even Schaub images. You filter a lot of stuff that shouldn't be in there. I had 200 stubs per threads. Scam.

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Who has the hottest gf/wife in MMA?

For me it's Mcgregor's girl.

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>>76682607

>>76682527
>forcing copypasta that isn't remotely clever nor funny in the absolute slightest.
>painting Schaub as a neo-nazi
You must live a miserable life.

>>76682600
its 100% shawb imagse my guy for sure 100%. the amount of shawb spam is ridiculous. it includes all the shops and everything shawb related thats been posted in the last 3 months

>>76682653
Take your sick fetish away from /heem/. We discuss MMA here.

>>76682380
Maybe. Id have to look at the betting line

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Oh for sure Drunken Monkey Kung Fu is the best stance to land jabs, 100%

>Brendan, you don't seem to understan--

Stay in your angle my man

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>>76682677
>>76682677

>>76682659
literally cringed
what a fucking dork
just imagine a person taking the time to do that
ugh you stink

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>when the angle hits you just right

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>>76682456
>You're only as good as your last fight
Fighting is a lot like the stock market in that regard

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He already beat Mitrione. How would he fare against Fedor?

>>76682781
Would sub him probably first round.

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>>76682703

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>>76682781
>>76682703
>>76682670
>>76682630
>>76682615
>>76682546
>>76682500


HEEEEEEEEY MYYYYYYYYYYYY GUUUUUUUUUUYSSSSSS

>>76676961
Favorite fighter to watch: Jon Jones
My boy: Khabib

Is Butthole Shroud a good fighter?

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>>76682781

I think you'd be surprised

How does /heem/ feel about vegetarianism?
I'm thinking of giving it a shot..

>>76675118

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>>76682853
Have you tried Keto?

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>>76681362
Lee
Boetsch
Kish
Reyes
Garcia
Penn

>>76681362
Looks even worse with the logos. Already too much going on at the top. Go play a video game or something.

The Cuban amateur sports programs are well known for lying about the age of their athletes. Yoel Romero could easily be 45

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>>76683000
its to differentiate between the bellator and ufc cards since they will both be posted interchangeably over the next few days

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>>76682853
You are not going to get big

>>76683034
Oh you're gonna get big

No

DOUBT