to what port do you think the S.S. Tsu is heading this summer?

Jail.

Assuming he actually brings bunch of gay dudes and hot girls as a cover up. What stops any of those people selling their stories to the tabloids?

Mykonos, like every other celebrity. Saw Totti here 2 days ago desu

Why is Pedro hanging out with TSU?

I still can't decide whether he's actually gay or just a weird fucking dude

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>>76672379
Is Tsu in the middle of a Papu Dance there?

>>76672571
Non-disclosure agreements.

>>76673518
both

>>76673518

He's a complete man really. He can fuck handsome men for fun and beautiful women for offspring. It's not a matter of being gay or straight.

>>76673545
>He can fuck beautiful women for offspring
That's not how Ronaldo reproduces.

just saw in a interview ronaldo saying that hes in love with his girlfriend

cute desu

world scup

Complete package. Shame he's bot

>>76672379
Brighton most likely.

How do I get invited to boat parties like this? How do you become friends with rich and/or famous people?

>>76677970
Need to be gay and have good body

This is why there is a discloser that family and friends will get a fine for millions of euros after death+ can't say anything till 70 years after his death.

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how to achieve tsu-mode?

Guantanamo Bay hopefully

>>76679318
why do his abs looks so unsymmetrical?

>>76672379
They will sail to the Tsuuuuushima Strait.

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probably too whatever port this girl from last summer is at

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>>76681712

>>76672379
those are some tight bodies.

>>76681712
>would rather hold a phallus-like metal pole than a woman

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>>76681986
yeah shes all over him too

>>76681732
>Imagine being...

>>76672379
They're clearly going to liverpool la, even javi martinez is on the right

>>76681545
genetics

>>76681732

>two sluts watching a homo pole-dancing

what the

>>76682467
they're learning some new moves

>>76672571
honest-to-God loyalty to the one-and-only Cristiano Ronaldo

cr7 actually seems like a chill bro