/rug/

Shit edition kill yourself Endgame
Welcome back btw

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>>76672098
Still the GOAT picture

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>>76672121
The Endgame is too much of a faggot to come up with an edition as elite as this

>>76672098
https://youtu.be/fuSQEsVgnWE

Baldo Brown strikes back

>>76672098
Because OP is mentally deficit

First Shield challenge of the season
Canterbury 71-5 Wanganui


BRITISH & IRISH LIONS PILGRIMAGE TO THE HOME OF RUGBY

Lions 13-7 NZ Provincial Barbarians
Lions 16-22 Blues
Lions 12-3 Poosaders LMAO
Lions 22-23 Highlanders
Lions 32-10 Maori All Blacks
Lions 34-6 Chiefs HAHAHAHAHA

>Sat 24 June
19:35 Lions v All Blacks, Auckland
>Tues 27 June
19:35 Lions v Hurricanes. Wellington
>Sat 1 July
19:35 Lions v All Blacks, Wellington
>Sat 8 July
19:35 Lions v All Blacks, Auckland

NO SUPER RUGBY TILL 1 JULY LADS

>>76672244
>Wanganui
KEK

>>76672244
>Because OP is mentally deficit
>deficit
kek

KEK

>>76672244
>being autistic
>about a midweek thread
Take a break from 4chan my man

>>76672121
I was never gone.

- The Endgame

>>76672274
>>76672282
samecunt

>>76672282
What's the conclusion to your narrative

trying to fill the gap with state of origin lads, not the same though

>>76672098
lost my old /rug/ folder has anyone got the "you have been visited by Nick's shitty arse" one

>>76672307
is nsw winning

>>76672294
>>76672301
I am not endgame man

t. not endgame man

>>76672263
Have you never heard that term before lad?

>>76672301
All will be revealed, at The Great Unravelling™.

- The Endgame

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>>76672312
Here you go lad from the guy who made it

>>76672320
yeah. i dont know why people shit on rugby for being repetitive. league is literally the same thing 4 out of 5 plays of the ball.

>>76672325
I've heard of "mentally deficient"

>>76672338
classic

fuck that was a good time

remember when OG memespouter had a meltdown because we kept posting about daniel instead of talking about rugby

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>>76672354
Yes that's a different term to what I said. Deficit - shortage of something needed, required. A lack or shortage; deficiency. A disadvantage, impairment, or handicap.
That last one is the definition I was using.

Friendship ended with america, New Zealand is my new best friend

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/australia/93944093/aussies-throw-the-us-out-of-the-sandpit-and-claim-kiwis-are-their-new-best-friends?cid=facebook.post.93944093

>>76672342
league is terrible
but i have to support nsw in state of origin

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>>76672395
haha fuck mate but no one says "mentally deficit", not unless they're mentally deficient anyway

>>76672415
>but i have to support nsw in state of origin
yuck, why. qld have the cronk, slater, thurston bromance

>>76672395
>>76672436
it's mentally deficient OR mental deficit. it doesn't work as mental deficient or mentall deficit.

>>76672437
i don't know who any of those are
or care

>>76672415
Why do you have to?

>>76672395
I would like everyone in this thread to imagine being this retarded, just for your own mental wellbeing.

- The Endgame

>>76672436
I 100% meant deficit. I don't even understand why you have a problem with it.

I think I might sign off with a signature from now on too.

Yours truly
-GOATtistic Elitespouter

>>76672454
they used to play rugby. thurston has the maroon headgear, slater loves a run and cronks nose is so bent it points towards his shoulder

>>76672497
Go have some fun with all the newkids in the Origin thread.

>>76672494
This guy >>76672451 said it better than me. I just think it's funny

>>76672497
Cease and desist.

- The Endgame

whos voting lads

http://www.strawpoll.me/13246150

>trips come back in force
>league night
>quality of /rug/ drops significantly across the board
Fuck off cunts

>>76672564
DAILY /rug/MINDER that it is your obligation as a patriotic New Zealander to vote for based Winnie

>>76672569
what's your opinion of le avo man?

>>76672569
It's Wednesday you nerd. There's no rugby on. Go watch the new Twin Peaks episode with your girlfriend.

- The Endgame

>>76672564
>Labour still zero

Seriously, what went wrong?

>There's no rugby on
That's because you missed it you seething casual. Fuck off again like you have been for the entire Super season so far.

>>76672591
The facial expression sells it, other than that pretty forced and lame

>>76672623
They have absolutely no appeal to young people who visit sites like 4chan or even Reddit. The only voter base that they are guaranteed to keep without competition is the coconuts

>>76672650
They have the teachers/nurses/dole bludgers too from my experience

>>76672642
Was this post directed at me? I'm sorry, you forgot to give me my (You). I will make you pay for this forgetfulness in The Great Unravelling™.

Know that I am always here. I am always within you. It is only (You) who is the "seething" one, child.

- The Endgame

>>76672623
>we r national lite
Labour might as well commit pooicide and let based greens/gareth/whinnie the poo run the country. They literally have zero distintinct appeal any more.

>>76672650
But what about that funny meme page on facebook that makes funny memes??????

>>76672666
I'd expect the Greens to take a fairly decent slice of that demographic Tbh. Maybe not as much as Labour but enough to be noticeable.

*sniffs*

I smell the scent of a seething autistic memespouter in these ranks. Nothing like the fresh scent of fun-hating.

Giving you no (you) was intentional and is a gimmick from another general I go to that worked to get rid of namefags and tripfags. Here's hoping it might catch on here as well.

>>76672711
>LE FUG LE NAEM FAGZ XDXDXDXDXDXDXD

Holy shit, am I on /mu/ in 2012?

>>76672696
It seems to be more that the Greens are being accepted more as a valid vote and less of a waste of a vote. I think a lot of Labour votes will migrate to the Greens now it's seen more as a legitimate vote and from the people I talk to that were well and truly in the Labour camp that's what's happening.
Then again that is a small sample of people so who knows.

>>76672742
We thought this would happen last time. It did to a certain extent but greens only ended up with like 15%.

I really think there'll be little to no change from the numbers from last time tttt. Might see a second ACT MP since Seymour's doing some solid ground work but otherwise it'll be a classic Labour 25% Green 15% split

>>76672734
The namefag, tripfag and "personality" circle jerk is pretty cringe. What's more cringe is posters outside of that circle jerk trying to join in to jack them off too. Hope you have tissue handy to clean yourself up lad.

>>76672774
>The namefag, tripfag and "personality" circle jerk is pretty cringe

You realise you're literally the only one in this thread right now who doesn't partake in it. If you don't like the way we operate, go back to r*ddit. 4chan, particularly /sp/, has been like this since the dawn of time and it'll never go away.

>>76672761
The Greens have improved a lot though. They only had just over 10% in the 2014 election, so a 5% increase would be a huge win for them. They're coming close to successfully taking over the liberal SJW side of the Labour vote, but a lot of coconuts and union members aren't socially liberal which seems to be the main hurdle for the Greens.

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Redpill me on NZ parties: Liberal, Labour, Green, any others

>>76673002
Opportunities party is best

>>76673002
There is no "Liberal Party" in NZ. Here are the ones of note:

>National
Centre-right faggotry. As typical of a popular right-wing party as you can get. They have been in power since 2008.

>Labour
Centre-left faggotry. Becoming less and less popular.

>Greens
further left than Labour and gradually growing in popularity. To learn more about Labour and Greens, just read the last 20ish posts

>NZ First
Anti-immigration party. Basically New Zealand's UKIP and kiwi/pol/'s party of choice.

>Maori Party
They just deal with Maori matters, not much else to them really.

>ACT
A conservative party. They barely survive by making deals with National.

>United Future
See ACT, but they are more centrist.

>Opportunities Party
A meme party set up by a kiwi millionaire named Gareth Morgan. They're desperately trying to take the populist angle from NZ First and currently failing.

johhn key you've got mail

>>76673002
National are jews. Labour are useless cunts that cant get their shit together. Greens are liberals, hippies and sjws. Maori party are maoris (who knew?), NZ First led by Sir Whinnie the Poo is going to be our next and most based prime minister. All other parties are irrelivant and are on pooicide watch.

>>76673156
SHUDDUP YA GRAPE-LOOKIN SLUT

>>76673140
Thanks

Is NZ Labour like Blair's UK Labour or like Corbyn's UK Labour?

>>76673259
Blairs. Greens are more Corbyn.

>>76673156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oq-7XKAyi0

>>76673329
saved for saturday game posting

*respectfully dabs towards you*

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>>76672098
You will never have a cuter date than these two just did

>the lions wear 3 kiwis on their jersey
Can't make this shit up

>>76673537
BLACKED

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where is he

>>76673433
wtf where's the food???

>>76674255
Between Itoje's legs.

>>76672133
>His smile and optimism: Gone

>>76674255
Black people don't eat silly

Fuck the lions desu

Corporate wankfest, makes me feel sick.

>>76673433
>drinking detergent

*dabs into thread*
oi cunts what's the news

>>76674767
toulon might get relegated for not paying 2 million for some reason.

>>76674767
Scotland are better than Australia

>O Mahony
>O Connell
>McBride
Why are all the best Lions captains Oirish?

Do the other countries simply lack heart?

>>76675081
have pom or poc even won a test as captain? kek

Scotland

Rugby.

NZ team named in an hour
Loins team named in 3 hours

>>76675081
POC has a good record as a captain, but a nasty infection and injuries really subdued him unlike Donners

1. Joe Moody (25) 2. Codie Taylor (16) 3. Owen Franks (91) 4. Brodie Retallick (61) 5. Samuel Whitelock (85) 6. Jerome Kaino (78) 7. Sam Cane (41) 8. Kieran Read (97) - Captain 9. Aaron Smith (59) 10. Beauden Barrett (50) 11. Rieko Ioane (2) 12. Sonny Bill Williams (34) 13. Ryan Crotty (26) 14. Israel Dagg (62) 15. Ben Smith (61)

16. Nathan Harris (5) 17. Wyatt Crockett (59) 18. Charlie Faumuina (47) 19. Scott Barrett (5) 20. Ardie Savea (13) 21. TJ Perenara (30) 22. Aaron Cruden (47) / Lima Sopoaga (7) 23. Anton Lienert-Brown (10)

Lads how do we beat that?

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>>76672098
AB'S TEAM UP BOYS

Would New Zealanders be mad if the lions started dabbing during the AB haka?

>>76677207
Don't play Warburton, Halfpenny or North.

>>76677207
by not having any good irish men be injured within the first 10 minutes of the first test.

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>>76677302

Well who do you propose we play you little fucking cunt?

>>76677788
POM/Tipruic/SOB flanker
Williams fullback
Watson/Daly wing

Indisputable, neck you old cunt.

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>>76677824

North, Halfpenny and Warburton are the best in their respective position on tour.

Gatland might pussy out and start SOB/Elbows O'Cunt instead of Warburton but the other 2 will definitely start.

North doesn't have to prove shit in the warm up games because he's the best winger on tour so gets an easy ride.

Halfpenny is literally competing with his own shadow to start since the angry Scottish midget went home

>>76677930
Sometimes I wish I could slash your throat, lad.

>>76677946

You know I'm right.

North is the only Lions winger who'll put the fear of god into the Kiwi's. If he gets the ball in space he'll rip Ioane a new one.

>>76677209
3 things kiwis:

is Ioane, Sonny Bill and Cane starting right in your opinion?

>>76677967
What happens if he doesn't get any space and the whole game we just have to rely on his defence?
He's easy as fuck to exploit with kicks because he can't accelerate or turn for shit. Not to mention how abysmal he is at catching and defending.

>>76677824
>Indisputable
This but Faletau at 8.

>>76677930
North is a spasticated version of Stockdale.

>>76678209
Ioane and Barrett are gonna do what all those concussions to date haven't and that's end North's career.

>>76678068
SBW is in gloryhunting cunt form. He wants his trophy so he can fuck off ASAP

BASED GATLAND
TEAM IS NICE AS FUCK BOIS

>>76679529

15. Liam Williams – Scarlets, Wales, #833
14. Anthony Watson – Bath Rugby, England, #816
13. Jonathan Davies – Scarlets, Wales, #778
12. Ben Te’o – Worcester Warriors, England, #815
11. Elliot Daly – Wasps, England, #822
10. Owen Farrell – Saracens, England, #780
9. Conor Murray – Munster, Ireland, #790

1. Mako Vunipola – Saracens, England, #787
2. Jamie George – Saracens, England, #819
3. Tadhg Furlong – Leinster, Ireland, #818
4. Alun Wyn Jones – Ospreys, Wales, #761
5. George Kruis – Saracens, England, #817
6. Peter O’Mahony (capt) – Munster, Ireland, #832
7. Sean O’Brien – Leinster, Ireland, #796
8. Taulupe Faletau – Bath Rugby, Wales, #779

Replacements
16. Ken Owens – Scarlets, Wales, #829
17. Jack McGrath – Leinster, Ireland, #827
18. Kyle Sinckler – Harlequins, England, #814
19. Maro Itoje – Saracens, England, #825
20. Sam Warburton – Cardiff Blues, Wales, #800
21. Rhys Webb – Ospreys, Wales, #820
22. Johnny Sexton – Leinster, Ireland, #791
23. Leigh Halfpenny – Toulon, Wales, #775

L Williams, A Watson, J Davies, B Te’o, E Daly, O Farrell, C Murray; M Vunipola, J George, T Furlong, A W Jones, G Kruis, P O’Mahony (capt), S O’Brien, Faletau.

Reps: K Owens, J McGrath, K Sinckler, M Itoje, S Warburton, R Webb, J Sexton, L Halfpenny


>>76677930
>(You)

Imagine being tour captain and not even starting in the tests, Warburton is a fucking joke.

>>76673160
Can't tell if your taking the piss or not

warburton may as well give his wife to o'mahony after the tour

>>76679553
AWJ over Itoje is making me seeeeeeth

>>76679655
dw lad he'll get subbed off for itoje at some point during the game!

>>76679714
should be starting though lad AWJ is probably the worst second row on the tour

>>76679767
yeah true but at least it's the only mistake on the selection

>Gats says Liam is touring as a wing and not being seen as a fullback
>starts him at fullback for the first test
DEVILISH

>>76679767
How is he? Alun Wyn is a great player and captained the biggest test match win in Lions history.

>>76679919

Wales pls go

>they fell for the niggertoje meme
Too reckless, the amount of high tackles he puts out.

>>76679943
Mate, AWJ and Kruis vs the Crusaders was the best our second row has looked all tour.

>>76679991

I'm not you mate pal

>>76679977
>be Maro
>go off feet at every ruck
>clap every time someone on your team passes the ball and every time the opposition drop it
>can only scrag people
>carry like a blancmange
>be world player of the year nominee

>>76680014
I'm not your pal, mucker

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>no scots again
>mememour
>memelaw
>memegg
>memesell

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GoodGuys™

Who let this shit cunt make the thread?

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>>76672098
lads

how the HELL is Stander 120kg? he's only 6 foot 1 wtf

Why would you pay attention to rugby when Americas Cup is on?

>>76680811
he's not
he's 114kgs

on that note, who is the heaviest, shortest rugby player?

>>76680811
by being a big bastard
I'm 6'3 and 110kg and I'm just some guy, it's not that outlandish for a pro athlete to be that thick, solid, tight

>>76681092
so the highest BMI? Chris Budgen would have to be up there.

>>76681092
Irish rugby website has him at 120kg, but yeah 114kg sounds more reasonable

even so, doesn't look thaaat large

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>>76681123
>I'm 6'3 and 110kg

How good is Canada in rugby?

>>76681238
what?

>>76681239
5/10 probably

>>76681123
are you fat desu

Few problems with the team for the first test.

Itoje, Kruis and George have had an outstanding partnership for club and country for over a year. All of them should start. Jones should be on the bench.

Jones and Warburton on the bench doesn't offer much impact though, so I'd have Stander instead of Warburton. Warburton isn't the type of player to change a game off the bench. He should either start or not be involved. This isn't an Ireland/Wales thing either. If Moriarty had stayed fit, I'd probably have had him ahead of Stander.

I'm also unsure of Halfpenny on the bench. I'd probably start him with Williams or Daly on the bench, but if he doesn't start I think the number 23 should be more versatile.

That said though, I'm 85-90% happy with the team. Thank God the Sexton-Farrell meme isn't going ahead.

>>76677302
This post has aged well

>>76677788
This post has aged like milk in the sun

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>>76681239
here's a handy guide

>>76681492
>england
>goat
stop lying to canada

>>76681293
not really
I can run an 18:30 3 miler and deadlift 250kgx1 and 180x12
>>76681405
the versatility is on the pitch anyway tbf, every position is adequately covered. Daly would have been my initial choice for the 23 shirt but he's earned the starting jersey and Williams is the best attacking fullback we have

>>76680811
He looks like Sam from LotR

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>>76681528
>I can run an 18:30 3 miler and deadlift 250kgx1 and 180x12

>>76680829
Because of bye days obviously. Need to fill in the time.

>>76680811
Legs are big and muscle is heavy. Add in some low body fat and you have a heavy shorter person.
In the official stats they release they also tend to lie a little. "In the middle of his off season bulk, straight after a massive breakfast and before he took a shit this was his weight" not a lie lie but it's not necessarily the actual weight as he runs on the field.

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>kiwis are up

Imagine waking up and realising Sam Cane is considered the best 7 in your country.

with the midweek games mostly done, who do you lads think should have toured as bolter picks? As in, not obvious omissions like Launchbury or Memerose
Steff Evans, Hamish Watson or Tadgh Beirne for me

>>76681861
stop with the scarlets bullshit

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>>76681773

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>>76681926
nah yalright

>>76681861
Very left field, but Thomas Young

>>76681996
gash for wales against tonga

ACTUAL BOLTERS LIST
Joey Carberry
Craig Gilroy
Hamish Watson
Sam Davies
Christian Wade

>>76679566
Was he :(

kiwis quivering lads

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/rugby/news/article.cfm?c_id=80&objectid=11880035

>>76682029
>wade
>bolter
already a Lion, can't be a bolter

>Ben Te'o will forever be a Test Lion

couldn't make this shit up lads

>>76682108
*bolts your mum*

>>76682118
>unironically our best centre all tour
kek and we were all laughing at him

>>76682118
It's Gatland's fault for not picking any other 12s
Fuck's sake Gatland, all it would have taken was one other fucking inside centre, it didn't even have to be a particularly good one

>>76682140
>Kiwis deliberately line up shite tacklers on him to make him look good
>Gatland actually falls for it and he memes into a test shirt

they're playing us on levels we don't even understand

>>76682140
Only because he fits perfectly into warrenball

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>>76682150
...shit

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>>76682153
Like a young Jamie Roberts, it's beautiful.

>>76682029
Denny Solomona

>>76682171
This better be bait

>>76682198
*chokes you unconscious*

>>76682198
Would be great banter. He qualifies for the Lions under the three year rule, can't play for England in Argentina, then by the November tests he's no longer eligible because they bumped up the residency rule to 5 years.

>>76682222
I mean, if you want a high scoring game for the other side then by all means get Solomona in

>>76682222
This makes me think now.
Can you be called up to the Lions as an uncapped player, play a Lions test and then play for a non Lions team later on?

>>76682222
you fucking donkey, the five year rule only starts in 2020

>>76682243
Of course, the Lions are an invitational side. Anyone could be called up to play for them, but because of tradition they only pick British eligible players

>>76680811
heavy bones lad

>>76682100
The article completely forgets that the Highlanders won I didn't actually see any mention of them. It takes a couple of quotes by shag out of context too, regardless of how well they do it is still an itinerary from hell. It also doesn't really mention the barbars being close. It then acts like the Chiefs were full strength. And then acts like the Crusaders are the flagship of NZ rugby. It also acts like the Māoris are on the some level as the AB's.
Really it is a terrible article written like the author doesn't know rugby at all and it really sounds like the author is a "big red tide" fan.
The win vs the Crusaders is probably the only unexpected result in the lions favour. They should have beaten the Blues and Highlanders, the Māoris were always bit of a toss up 2bh but it was largely expected the lions win and treat it like a test match. The barbars weren't expected to even get points on the board and the left overs of the Chiefs should never have won either, it was unexpected that they beat the Welsh last year.

>inb4 seething or something
Sorry for not being delusional about """"our" rugby strength

>>76682368
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>>76679991
Yeah, ill give you that. It functioned more efficiently if less aggressive than Maro/Kruis. Need a old calm head in the pack.

All the back three are wingers/FB and all have gas. Great for countering the AB kicking game.

Peak T'eo is starting so we'll have go-forward.

Its the squad i would have picked, though ida had Hamish Watson on the bench.

>>76682324
>fat person meme

>>76682415
Great response.
Please be here Saturday.

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>>76682449
You bet lad

Bit late lads but how is Damian McKenzie a Maori?

>>76682449
You're done for uce

>>76682576
If you look at his family tree somewhere there is a Māori and an Iwi has accepted his Māori lineage. Kiwi genetics guy is a Māori too for example.

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>>76682100
>players both well known (think Damian McKenzie, Richie Mo'unga) and not so much (the Chiefs wannabes) have been unmasked as inept pretenders by the Big Red Tide
MemeKenzie BTFO

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>>76682668

>>76682712
Kek

What an absolute savage you are lad, keep it up

>>76682100
Kek

I like this writer, good bait

BIG RED TIDE
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>>76682746
His change in tune is pretty outstanding.

>>76682905
He's just in it for the bait lad, I can respect that

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Opinions on Beach Rugby, /rug/?
Team is about to head to a tournament in about a month.

>>76683211
It's a meme, like sevens, underwater rugby or league

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>make positive thread on plebbit about AWJ winning his 7th Lions cap
>faggots downvote it because they're mad their big black boyfriend didn't start

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>Irish monuments

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>76677207
couple of problems to be honest

>reiko
>sunni bill over ALB
>dagg instead of naholo
>sham cane

>>76680244
>third best NH team
>0 players in the 23

>5th best NH team
>8 players in the 23

Welsh "people" will defend this.

>>76683568
kek that makes that Argentina football guys one look good.

>>76683616

>Scotties still harping on about their glorious Six Nations bronze medal

If France hadn't cheated like fuck to beat Wales the best Scottish rugby team ever would have finished below Rob Howley

Lads my arse is raw as fuck after dropping a spicy heap of Wales

>>76683568
Jesus Christ, where the fuck is that monstrosity?

>>76682424
Watson and Barclay were both desperately unlucky to get overlooked for the HASK

Based O'Mahony will lead the lions to glorious victory

Who's been your unexpectedly good and disappointing players of the tour?

Good - Lawes, Halfpenny, Te'o, Sinckler
Disappointing - Tipuric, Stander, Henshaw, Joseph

>>76684795
Good - Sexton, Faletau, Te'o
Disappointing - Laidlaw, Seymour, Henshaw

I hope my fellow Scots will join me in supporting NZ this Saturday. Scotland has many historical links with NZ and supporting a Lions squad with no Scottish players included is fairly cucked: make the right decision

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>>76686178
>implying anyone gives a fuck what scotland does
The SNP is yet again wiped out, your second referendum is never happening, none of your players would have been good enough to make the team except for Stuart "more brittle than Sexton" Hogg.

Your """country""" has become even more irrelevant than us, which is an achievement.

>>76686178
based Scotland

*dabs*

*wews*

>>76686287
Wait for next election. Surely useful voting shall be used drying votes from Labour to SNP to avoid MP seats for tories.

*farts*

>>76686287
>posts a world renown scottish actor to demonstrate scottish irrelevance
pissing myself with laughter here

>>76685977
laidlaw isnt even the best scrum half in scotland, dont know why you expected anything from him

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>>76686597
>le trainspotting bed shitter man
>world renowned
Okay then

>>76686664
I didn't expect anything from him. I didn't even think he had a shot at the bench. I thought he'd just be average, but I guess I overestimated him.

>>76686667
he was in black hawk down, more than you've ever done padraig

>>76686731
>y-you can't make fun of us
>one of our actors was in black hawk down
>actually, t-two of them were
He's only famous because of an English/Irish director, which is the perfect analogy for the Scots as a whole, leeching off Ireland in terms of "muh Celtic culture" and leeching off England financially.

>>76686954
danny boyle is a gay shitter desu, would have been nothing without macgregor(an incredibly gifted scottish actor) and dogshit compared to ridley scott(another excellent scottish export)

good to know that the irish feel the need to cling to substandard directors that dont even identify as irish

>>76687223
>danny boyle is a gay shitter
That we can agree on, but he's still a good director.

MacGregor is a good actor alright and he was famous already, but he only became WORLD famous because he appeared alongside a fine Irish actor named Liam Neeson in the disastrous Phantom Menace.

One thing we can all agree on is that nobody famous is from New Zealand, except the Lord of the Rings guy and maybe the Flight of the Concords guys.

>>76687376
Bruce McLaren
Lorde
some WEC racers come to mind

those are really the only people i can think of that come from Kiwi land.

Bets on first test match:

Bum of the match: Aaron Smith or SBW / Tadhg Furlong or George Kruis

Potential injury/HIA: Jonathan Davis, Ant Watson, Kieran Reid, Brodie Retallick

GOAT: Barrett or T'eo

It's nearly 3am am right now I'm lying on the bathroom floor with the window shut and a towel wedged against the door because a bunch of wasps have taken over my bedroom
not going to be a good nights sleep this

>>76687376
Edmund Hillary
Ernest Rutherford

>>76687376
you forgot about their national hero that became famous for dying while squeezing out a shit

>>76687472
>Bruce McLaren
Literally who

>Lorde
Had no idea she was a Kiwi

>some WEC racers come to mind
Have literally never heard of this sport, which doesn't make it likely any of them are world famous

I went to look at a kiwi tourism sight, and they could only list 9 famous people. Number 5 was Nicole Kidman's husband.

>>76687546
*dabs in direction of wasps*

>>76687546
do you have a nest in your wall or something

>>76687658
I guarantee you if you say Jonah Lomu to 99% of people they'll think it's a tropical disease. Hardly qualifies as world famous.

>>76687546
Shit. Don't go into your bedroom or James Haskell will try and shove a glass bottle up your ass.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3863020/England-rugby-star-James-Haskell-held-court-sexually-degrading-boat-trip-party.html

I don't think I have talked to anyone that lives under a rock as much as this Irish lad

>Google "Famous Irish"
>list is 90% Brits
Are the Irish the Aussies of the British Isles?

>>76687472
Also Kim dot com, The Lord of Rings director, Scott Dixon, Peter "Shot" Blake and Edmund Hillary

>>76688314
Kim isn't a kiwi and he can fuck off

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>>76688202
It's not our fault everyone else keeps claiming to be Irish and wanting to LARP as us. We can't help how much they all admire and respect us, it just comes naturally.

>>76687729
He was pretty famous in the US but he was Tongan so it doesn't count.

>>76688437
he was born in NZ

>>76688384
Nah you lot are like the Aussies and desperately trying to claim Brits as Irish because their mothers brother slept in an Irish brothel this one time and the slag got knocked up so "you" have claim to everyone in the uncle's family.

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>>76688384
>We can't help how much they all aid and repatriate us

>benching Warburton
kek

>benching Itoje
>Replacing Sexton with Farrell
>Halfpenny not even in the team
no kek

What's Gatland up to lads?

>>76688573
>>benching Itoje

Needs AWJ to lean on rucks and walk around glaring at folk

>>Replacing Sexton with Farrell

Sexton is made of glass and is way past his tensile limit already, guarenteed big-match-playing-on-mad-face disruption. Plus Farrell has developed a tiny bit of a footballing game after 7 years.

>>Halfpenny not even in the team

Has been utterly shite for Toulon and they want rid of him. Snail.

>>76688735
Fair points
Whaddya think of POM getting captain? Not much is scarier than a a large Munster man angrily staring at you
I know this, because my dad is one

>>76688573
fifth column

>>76672098
Lads wtf OP here why did the janny hate my pic? What a faggot

>>76688923
POM is the embodiment of the suffocating game plan desu. Looks like a mad'n too

>>76689261
classic garbage moderation mate

>>76689261
he's an obese loser
I got a 3 day ban for instigating a post-match banter session on saturday

>>76689342
>>76689348
Typical. Just imagine the pay he gets for this shameful work.

*dabs in disapproval*

how likely is it that rieko will score on Saturday

>>76689431
Pretty decent.

>>76681492
>Canada now THAT low
Christ. Nice to see Japan and Georgia still doing moderately well, though I guess it's not hard when you're mostly just playing tier 2 and 3 teams

>>76681492
They honestly need to expand the 6N and let Georgia in

literally on the edge of my seat waiting for rattues next article lads

>>76687376
Brendon Hartley, Earl Bamber, Xena, Peter Burling

>>76687376
Are New Zealand the ultimate cucks?

Their country is more renowned for the location of a fictional book that was written by a South African, ergo that book is their greatest claim to relevancy, and it wasn't even done by one of their authors.

What do you think?

>>76690357
Aren't you moving here
Fuck off

>>76690357
I didn't know Lorde was a book, that's what we" are known for most at the moment.

>South Africa is the Ireland of the Southern Hemisphere
>Ireland is the South Africa of the Northern Hemisphere.

Really activates my almonds lads.

what the FUCK do i have for dinner lads

>>76690357
Sounds like we cucked you, my man.

Nobody associates Lord of the Rings with Poouth Africunt. Even though orcs are based on your niggers taking over your cunt tree.

>>76690427
Some soup and bread, it IS a meal

>>76690427
We're heading to Scopa on Cuba st tonight if you want to join us.

>>76690437
An entree is not a meal, MY MAN

>>76690437
had that last night for dinner

>>76690427

You can eat my girlfriends arse, as long as I can sit in the corner and jerk off.

>>76690491

B 3 K
3
K

>>76690491
i cant survive purely on ass mate

gotta have some actual food once in a while

>>76690367
Nope, I am going to Melbourne.
I'm fighting the good fight and ensuring that Memesprouter does not move there.

>>76690458
It is 100% a meal lad, /rug/ agreed on it

>>76690536
>trying to take on GES in a fight
RIP saffacunt

>>76690357

The films are better and more widely recognized than Tolkien's book, and are therefore a bigger accomplishment.

>>76690544
Shitspouter hasn't shown to a single fight that the person he challenged accepted. Saffa is safe as houses lad.

>>76690544
Not at all, m8
The faggot has been dodging wanting to fight me for a year now, wish he would stop being a pussy so I could curb stomp him out of existence.

check out this thread lads, also post on it
>>76689855
>>76689855
>>76689855

>The Edge give a pair of boobs to a woman who had a mastectomy
>They didn't give them to a guy to make a perfectly passable trap

What the FUCK did they mean by this?

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11880673

>>76690599
"We" as a country don't give a fuck about poverty ball, we do the rich boy things like sailing, rowing and ass grabbing
>>76690600
She admitted to cheating. Fair and square 2bh.

>labour using slavery to run their campaign
whoops

looks like they really are communists

>>76690600
>that
>passable

"She" has a serious manface.

>>76690600
>New Zealand "Women"

See if you can decipher this heading, lad

http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/give-us-your-vagina-and-we-will-leave-you-alone-rape-accused-to-victim-14-20170620

*dabs at saturday*

>>76690642
Really? Based Labour. They can count on my vote.

>lotto is funding the weight training of retards
whats their endgame lads

>>76690953
Future lotto customers

>>76690953
Guilting us into gambling

>>76687546

follow up: It wasn't a good nights sleep. It wasn't a good nights sleep at all.

>>76691067
what wasp the problem mate?

>Sonny Bill Williams vs Ben Teo
Thoughts lads?
Who'll win, the coconut or the half coconut

>>76691101
sunni bill has the power of Alah on his side

not even a contest

>>76691139
absolute state of new zealand putting allah in their team
should be against the rules in my mind

Rugby is a type of football developed at Rugby School in Rugby, Warwickshire, one of many versions of football played at English public schools in the 19th century. The two main types (known as codes) of rugby are rugby league and rugby union. Although rugby league initially used rugby union rules, they are now wholly separate sports.

>>76691285
Don't need the post that here yank, we already know union is the superior code

A fyddech chi'n hoffi gweld fy Haka?

>>76691306
why is the poo I left festering in the dunny talking

>>76691306
spit out the Full 80™ before you try speak mate

>>76691312
I've actually been wondering why there haven't been any Lions tourists rocking NZ flags yet.

Are all of the UK and Irish flags in this thread just sad NEETs?

>>76691067
hope you had some nice dreams buzzing round ya head at least

>>76691345
People actually touring have spent way too much money getting there to waste time on 4chins
They're all in the pub

>>76691067
did you run and hive in the bathroom?

>>76672098
Rugby.

I just like to throw and catch the rugby ball

>>76691662
I like to kick it and catch it.
So I'm sorry but we can't be friends, playing catch/kicks in the park would be a constant battle.

*dabs*

>>76691673
*grubbers*

Loin fans: Do you support >your team's decision to purposely attempt to foul opposing lineouts by yelling and shouting?

>>76691710
Yes

>>76691710
Yes.

>>76691662
That's a nice back reference for us fellow /rug/ veterans there, friend. Good one!

- The Endgame

>>76691742
>>76691728
based slimeballs

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>>76691744
Why do you have a title faggot

I hate title faggots

Fight me

>>76691753
I mean, you barbarians can't even manage to keep quiet when the kickers kicking, so alls fair tbqh

>>76691760
That's a bunch of yobos in the crowd. But different to it being the players on the field.

>>76691744
Thank you

>>76691764
You're all yobos

>>76691767
Is that really how you see us

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>>76691767
*claps loudly*

>>76691728
>>76691742
Most good locks listen to the call and learn some of the calls to better predict the throw. I'm guessing you lot won't do it vs the AB's because you will get more than one game vs them so that information might actually be useful.

>>76691796
>win turnover
>runs over from 40m away to give you a congratulatory slap on the head
Surprised he doesn't dab after every successful scrum

>>76691816
You'll probably just make the call in the huddle pre-lineout, so the only benefit shouting will have is maybe pressuring the hooker.

>>76691826
He's not cultured enough.

On that note though, I can't wait to watch The Dab King absolutely demolish these swine on Tuesday night.

>>76691840
This is also true. I suppose your lot revealed your hand of that was a real strategy to be used at any point.

>>76691854
Yeah, it was fucking stupid to say you're going to do it before the game. It'd be like announcing you're going to use the no ruck=no offside line tactic.

>>76691757
All will be revealed. The why, the when, the how... perhaps even the WHO. In The Great Unravelling™.

- The Endgame

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Should captain concussion even be starting? He's barely played 3 games this season

>>76691870
I would say it's part of Gatland and his 5d checkers but odds are he wanted to see if it tilted our guys before committing to it. No that the AB'S know it's a threat they will just do as you said

>>76691889
hope we dont fucking lose because all our looseys get injured at the same time

they better not fucking include cruden either

>>76691779
Yes

>>76691889
Who would you start over him? Savea? Luatua? Squire? Messam?

>>76692042
Has to be Ardie right?

>>76692063
Ardie's good, and can definitely hold his own when he has to play as no. 8, but Read is much better in that position. The medical team has been saying recently that Read has been recovering faster than originally expected so I imagine that Hansen would only have started him if he was certain enough of his fitness.

Way too humid lads, only went for a two mile jog and I was sweating like Retallick at an avocado orchard

might start beekeeping lads