/BundesGranateGeneral/

shit op

>>76671296
>96

pottery

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KEMME

today is the day

the day of the grenade

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> Hello this is Uli from customer service, how can I help you?
Me: Please buy a few Granaten!
> Thanks, we are already eyeing many good Hoffenheim players.
Me: No, the real Granaten like Griezmann, James or Veratti.
> These names don't sound German to me, would Rudy, Süle and Gnabry do it as well?
Me: No fucking way...
> Your order has been confirmed. Glad I could help you. Disconnected.

>>76671357
Left looks qter

>>76671407
She looks like she's Bottom

>>76671426
Are they a couple?

>>76671394
für eure scheiss liga mit ohne granaten seids doch ihr schuld und nicht wir!

>>76671445
D E L E T
E
L
E
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good morning miteinand

>Chelsea preparing an offer for Lewandowski

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Best logo?

Why do we the public learn a club is 'preparing' an offer?

>>76671596

By reading it from a newspaper, who usually has a source within the club.

>>76671655
Good answer

As predicted many times by people here.

>BILD: Leon Goretzka is expected to switch to #FCBayern for free in summer of 2018, if they are not willing to pay a fee of €20m this summer.

HOWEVER

>Goretzka setzt Bayern unter Druck!

>Muss der Rekordmeister umdenken und Jogis neues Mega-Talent doch schon in diesem Sommer holen, um ihn am Ende nicht zu verpassen?

>Bisher schien der Plan, dass Goretzka (Vertrag bis 2018) noch ein Jahr auf Schalke bleibt und dann ablösefrei nach München geht. Vorteil für Berater Jörg Neubauer und Goretzka dabei: ein sattes Handgeld extra.

>Aus seinem Umfeld ist zu hören, dass er die Mini-WM nutzen will, um seinen Marktwert (23 Mio) weiter zu steigern und international noch mehr Aufsehen zu erregen. Neue Konkurrenz schaffen für Bayern – eine Taktik, die aufzugehen scheint…

>Boss Karl-Heinz Rummenigge (61) muss sich jetzt Gedanken machen, ob er trotz des Rekord-Transfers von Tolisso (41,5 Mio aus Lyon) doch schon bei Goretzka in die Vollen geht.

Vidal, Sane and Debruyne are proof that Bayern needs to rethink their strategy.

>>76671570
honestly the problem >we have is the fact that no striker wants to come to bayern as a backup since lewa is only rarely injured. But when he IS injured we're fucked.

Might as well sell him to Chelsea for 100 Million and sign Dolberg and Zlatan.

It was always pretty obvious that Lewa would leave for a big club from england someday and i won't blame him if it happens now.

Can a Germanfriend give a quick rundown on Luca Toni's time in Germany?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXoxHStbAFE

>>76671585
it's pretty based tßh

>>76671814
Swap for Costa?

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>>76671731
>Jogis neues Mega-Talent

>join the club that doesn't want to pay your transfer fee

He should have some self-respect

>>76671689
>le """signing for free""" is actually for free meme

As if you don't pay more when you're signing top players "for free".
10 million hand money and +2 million per year for a 5 year contract to outbid other smart asses who want to sign "for free" and you don't win anything compared with a 20 million fee. But of course you get the player one year later. Smart Buyern deals lol

>>76672250
we probably only want goretzka for next season because we already have enough players for the central midfield with Thiago,Vidal,Tolisso,Sanches and if necessary Kimmich and Rudy.

I'm assuming Vidal leaves after the next season and Goretzka is supposed to replace him.

How do Buyern customers feel about Lewandowski saying he's upset the team didn't help him statpad more?

>>76672268

Why should they care? Bayern is the greatest club in the world and its an honor for Lewandowski to play there. Moving anywhere else is a step down for him.

fucking hate austrian "people" desu

Papa to hasivau

hallo und guten morgen!

>>76672268
customers are in a denial paralysis

In the olden days Uli would have straightened Lewandowski out for his whining, but he's their only remaining internationally relevant player that's not 50 years old, so he can't.

>>76672556

--------------------Krmaric---------------------
Gnabry---------Thiago-------Yarmolenko-
-----------Rudy-----------Vidal----------------
---Kimmich--Martinez--Boateng--Alaba-
------------------Neuer-------------------------

This is CL-semifinal material.

>>76672584
Thiago is gonna leave but Goretzka will easily replace him in 2018, there's no stopping this team.

>>76672267
>Thiago,Vidal,Tolisso,Sanches

And who of them you expect to leave next year? And why?

>>76672648

Vidal and Thiago leave in 1 year, when Bayern fails in the CL QF.

Sanches might still leave this summer.

>>76672584
kek besides Yarmolenko this is Europa League semifinal material.

And when it comes to Yarmolenko: forget it! Dortmund already tried to get him. They where ready to pay 30 million with expiring contract. Buyern would have to pay far more than40 million. Uli couldn't explain why they sold Dosta in first place just to by a older and barely more effective player.

>wanting Bayern to spend a fortune this season
No. It would be totally stupid to buy expensive Spanish-speaking players for Coach Carlo when he's leaving after the season anyway to be replaced by Kloppo who will want entirely different types.
Wait a year and give Klopp and sporting director Mathias Sammer completely free hands to do what they want.

>>76672693
sanches leaving would be quite good desu. did you see his recent u21 matches? buyern just fell for the hype and thought they could buy a young future grenade

>when Denmark tries to bait but it's barely worse than her genuine posts

>>76672741

I remember Sanches at the EC and he was a beast. Im sure that he would have played well, if he had been loaned to some mid table club.

>>76672733

Tuchel will join Bayern next year. Screencap this.

They already wanted Tuchel as the Poop replacement, but he chose BVB before Poop left. Tuchel wont coach for a year and then join Bayern.

>>76672755
he was decently good in the ec. doesnt change the fact that he's shit now and getting back on that ec level might take some time if ever. just look at what happened to götze when moving to buyern

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Potsdam signs 20 year old Dortmund born midfielder Nina Ehegötz (left in pic). She signs a contract over a period of two years.

Toughts, denmark?

>>76672797
Good for her

>>76672733
>next year Nagelsmann!
>no! next year Klopp!
>next year with Doppelspitze Klopp-Nagelsmann!

Customers actually buying this?

>>76672792

Götze had/has an undiagnosed "Stoffwechselstörung".

>>76672817
Yes but how is the deal for potsdam? Do we need her? Whom is she going to replace? Lia? Kellond-Knight?

>>76672846
I have no idea

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>>76672845
a stoffwechsel disruption can only mean one thing

>>76672846
>>76672918

You guys follow women's football?

>>76672950
No

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>no Mats in Confed Cup
>no meet up between Mats and his long lost Mexican brother
Would've been cool desu

>>76672950
>asking denmark if she watches football

mate...

>>76672943

Evasion?

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Who /WOB/ here?
Will Diamata be a Granate for >us?

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Reminder that Wurstulli never said that they actually will buy a Granate.

>35 degrees celsius

just fucking kill me desu

tfw just got home from Tafel

had to carry like 30 kilos of food 2km home

sweat everywhere

time for a beer

>tfw extremely pleasant weather, perhaps even a couple degrees too cold

>>76673282

Nice work out. Remember to drink water aswell.

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>>76673324
Kill me please

>>76673282
why do you go to the tafel?

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>>76673195
underrated!

>>76673372
because I am poor and a NEET and you get a lot of food for 1€

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>>76673240
>>76673363

I agree. way too hot desu

>>76673492
understandable have a nice day

>>76673236
das alte Wiesel hat es wieder mal geschafft

>>76673785

He sure showed us...

>>76673236

He also never said they gonna win the CL any time soon. I bet customers thought this as well.

Uli, truely a meme master.

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>stealing food from the poor, then cracking open a cold one and shitposting in /bundes/
ISHYGDDT

>>76673888
found the AfDler

>>76673966
You called?

>>76673888
>implying anyone on bundes has work

how could we watch copa libertadores then?

>>76673976
CDU bei 40% desu

Mama Merkel will lead >us to the title defense, habibi

>>76673979
>Habibi
Absolutely disgusting. Kys, Ahmed

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Enjoy

>>76673987
Möge Allah dich vernichten und verfluchen für diese worte die du gesagt hast ALLAHUMME AMIN du dreckiger muschrik kafir im internet traust du dich sowas zu sagen aber geh mal draussen und sag das mal ein Muslim direkt ins gesicht kleine ratte du

>>76672797
Does anyone else think she looks like this carina chick?

sanchez when?

>>76673977

I work.

>>76674010
Ausländer raus aus Bundes! desu

>>76672797
>period

>>76672584
Lel

>>76674018
This isnt Bundes. The OP just fucked up the title.
Also, Im German silly.

>>76673979
tobihoeneß thats not really surprising since all the other parties have fucked themselves over beforehand.
cdu is like the buyern of bundes. theyre not really good and dont really change for the better whatsoever but its somehow still enough to win the meisterschaft in the end since all the other teams are chokers and/or shit

As a German in Austria you are an Ausländer

I want to lick you feet

>>76674054
yes just like Adolf

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>>76674105
thanks
>>76674005
yes

btw why arent you guys in halle at the gerry weber open?

>watching tennis

I'm not a faggot

https://twitter.com/SkySportNewsHD/status/877511373885984768


Bayern is threatening with FIFA if some club starts inofficial talks with Lewandowski. Can't make this shit up.

>not watching tennis

sound kinda faggy to me

>>76674137
halle is in ostdeutschland. why would I go to ostdeutschland?

>watching tennis
you have to go back

>>76674148

The irony being that this is their modus operandi.

Gotta love that self-righteous club. Next up, some "tv-expert" talks shit about whatever club Lewandowski is linked to.

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>>76674148
finally /our guys/ ensure the rules are enforced

Do they have memes in Germany?

>>76674160
>halle is in ostdeutschland

nice try jan-fiete sören

>>76672943
>Tuchel in the background
topkek

>>76673200
did they honestly twitter this?

Russia vs Portugal is on now soon

https://www.zdf.de/live-tv

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>>76674148
>lewa bitching about bayern
>still no granate in sight

uli in full panic mode now

>>76674215
hallo i bims 1 meme

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Konrad Laimer (20) wurde in Österreich zum besten Spieler der Saison gewählt. Der defensive Mittelfeldmann beerbte in Salzburg Naby Keita, der zu RB Leipzig gewechselt war. Nun könnte er diesem nach Sachsen folgen: Nach kicker-Informationen hat sich der auch von anderen Klubs umworbene Laimer für den aus sportlicher Sicht logischen Wechsel nach Leipzig entschieden, er soll dort einen Vierjahresvertrag erhalten. Er besitzt eine Ausstiegsklausel, die sich zwischen sechs und acht Millionen Euro bewegen soll.

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>>76674215
maybe

>>76673998
Echt kosheres Statement.
Steck ich mir unter den Hut

>>76674311
Meddl loide

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>>76674148

Post Uli memes!

>"WERDEN KLAGEN BIS ZUM SANKT NIMMERLEINSTAG!"

>>76674296

Does this mean he has an exit clause, or that the contract he is about to sign at RBL will have an exit clause?

>>76674328

Gas yourself.

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will russia win?

>>76674256
he is force sensitive for tactics

>>76674385
I think yes 1-0

Tsu is not all there mentally

Ich, Hermann Deutschmann, denke das der Juden dafür Schuld ist.

>>76674385

Portugal wil win.

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>>76670608
had the word remedy in english classes a fortnight ago but already forgot what it meant. i have to associate remedy with camomille

>>76671129
tell them you want to speak to someone higher. its how i solved problems with telekom in the past. at some point you will get redirected to a lazy well-earning super genius sitting in some rundown shack giving you all the answers you need in under two minutes

>>76671242
i bet these people have about five shirts at hand for these photos

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cant stahp the brrapp

I will wisch my Wohnung now

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>>76674402
t. muhammad bin ali al-alah sahin
>>76674414
what proofs do you have to back up this claim?

>>76671669
were always the last link in the chain

if Basti or RazorHoeneß were still here, we could ask them because they used to work as toilet cleaners at the Allianz Arena and sell bottles with fake piss for the Drogantests after matches to players

>>76672070
typical bayern striker for 2-3 seasons

>>76672554
whats one of the first few things you do after waking up?

>>76674466

Proof of something that has not happened yet?

>>76672733
on point and checked

>>76674495
>sell
you sure they didn't do it for free?

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Funny

>>76673240
i dont know whats wrong (or right) with my appartment but im in the second floor and my feet are cold

>>76674545
do you have a thermometer?

>>76674010
i drive

>>76674545
you have low blood pressure or thrombosis

>>76674009
no

>>76674545
>im in the second floor
why are you posting on bundes? call for help!

>>76674553
who is she?

>>76674580
Reece Oxford

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>lomocoin

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>ibrahimovic

>>76674611
>le poop on teenager

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrJghTFGf9Y

just like in the bundes

>>76674273
im in

>>76674385
couches outdoors are underrated
also no

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>>76674622
>2000 + 17
>popped collar

>>76674557
no

>>76674565
my feet have a history of being cold. i take footbaths ALL THE TIME

>>76674577
because that would mean im stuck, right? im on the second floor

>>76674577
checked

>>76674588
good name, checked

>>76674553
whats that thing in the table for? cables?

>>76674565
BUT im very vascular, especially on my forearms

Tell me what I should mäke for lünch

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>>76674611

>>76674682
>whats that thing in the table for? cables?

thats a grenade holder

>>76674706
no

>>76674692
steak with vegetables

>>76674709
>steak with vegetables
das ist *nicht* mittagessen.

>>76674385
is this normal

>>76674709

>vegetables
>USA

Nice try.

>>76674734
okay

potatoes with sausage, mustard and sauerkraut

nice sports discussion as usual I see

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>>76674751
bratwurst, knackwurst oder kielbasa?

>>76674766

Well its 7 m1nutes before the Russia-Portugal game.

other than the star spangled banner, the USSR's national anthem was the goat

>>76674788
where do you watch it

>russian team not squatting during their anthem

>>76674682
Yes

vroom vroom im in a caaaaaaaaaaar

>>76674775
bratwurst

>>76674831
i played american monopoly four fortnights ago and learned about "star spangled banner"

>>76674860
its on zentraldeutscherfernsehkanal

>>76674860
zdf

here we go

>woman on commentary

aaaand dropped

>>76674906
thanks friend
>>76674912
umm.. "ok", thanks!

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/futuregranate/ general

the best part about this tournament is there are no shithouses involved because its winner of something playing against winner of something else

Is this the \comfy\ thread?
Imma link it in the matchthread

>>76674965
no this is /granate/ fuck off

>>76674942
now give way to make perfect wiener schntizel
>>76674959
>new zealand
>no shit houses

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>>76674959
if germany won euro 2016 who would have represented Europe?

>>76675009
whoever played against germany in the finals

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>

TSUUUUUUUUUUUU TSUUUUUUUUUUUU TSUUUUUUUUUUUU TSUUUUUUUUUUUU TSUUUUUUUUUUUU TSUUUUUUUUUUUU TSUUUUUUUUUUUU TSUUUUUUUUUUUU TSUUUUUUUUUUUU TSUUUUUUUUUUUU TSUUUUUUUUUUUU TSUUUUUUUUUUUU TSUUUUUUUUUUUU TSUUUUUUUUUUUU TSUUUUUUUUUUUU TSUUUUUUUUUUUU TSUUUUUUUUUUUU TSUUUUUUUUUUUU TSUUUUUUUUUUUU TSUUUUUUUUUUUU TSUUUUUUUUUUUU TSUUUUUUUUUUUU TSUUUUUUUUUUUU

>russhit

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>A young talented white American and black Frenchman serving in a German uniform

How do you think Hitler would feel if he could see this today?

>>76675156
he'd probably feel like he was /BESCHISSENWORDEN/

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>Hello, boys!
>May i commentate your favorite sport? <3

>>76675259
It's a man, baby

Watching this match without commentary is way more entertaining.
I don't know why I despise hearing that woman comment so much; I just can't stand it.

>>76675208
This is true.

>>76674775
>kielbasa

wrong country pal

>>76674385
Indoor lawns are underrated

>>76675496
its a sausage. deal with it

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>>76674912

for real? you are joking, r-right?

>>76675259
The real question is: would you change your opinion if she was hot?

Lewandowski feels taken for granate

>>76675553
>lewy signs new contract
look guys, it's like a new granate

>>76675259
No, i'm using the audio channel for blind people

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>>76675527
I know. It's still not german.

Pic related: ate too many kielbasas

>>76675546
I have never seen her before that and she has always been terrible. Sorry.

>>76674148
KEK the irony of this

>>76674775
kackwurst

>>76675670
You never fapped to a hot voice imaging that it belongs to a hot woman?

>>76675697
What does that have to do with Claudia Neumann?

>>76675609
still would
>>76675589
but that is pretty consistent, he was anti semetic, and then anyone else would be used to achieve his desired ends, ya know, like every other politician ever. stop being a racist faggot who sees hitler as le savior of le white race and it's not difficult to see what he believed.

>>76675697
yes

t. used to call phone sex lines

>>76675731
Why not hit some random grils in chatrooms for phone sex though?

>>76675746
>implying there are girls in chatrooms, ever

>>76675756
but i am a girl and i go in chatrooms
xoxo

>>76675756
Well, or guys with very feminine voices. Doesn't really make a difference if all you're after is a nice voice, does it.

time for dinner and a foot bath

>>76674860
ORF1

>have 3 monitors
>it never occurred to me that I could play on all 3 of them at once
>enable surround on my 1070 card
>it's like a whole new experience

I feel so dumb

>>76675783
yea you sound pretty dumb

>>76675783
>videogames

literally what year is it

nerds pls go out of /bundes/

>>76675553

Kek

>>76675807
the year when we all meet for knutschi

>>76675807
the year in which there's no point in trying and you might as well just play video games.

*knutschis you and grabs your feminine penis*

you guys should make a /granate/ meetup and post the results here. would be ebin
>>76675851
sad!

>>76675783
Do they have to be the same size?

>Jo Kimmich
confirmed for Jogi's new buttboy
Lahm has been R E P L A C E D

>>76675885
I guess so, yes. I play at 5760x1080 for ultra wide screen

>>76675546
Probably not but we'll never find out because women's commentating is a job exclusively for ugly creatures like that. The hotter women are on the sideline doing interviews so they can be seen.

Isn't it funny how PC they try to be by hiring women but spread out jobs by attractiveness?

Before anyone says otherwise, Kathrin Müller-Hohenstein is a GILF.

Could Tolisso be Lahm's replacement? He played RB for Lyon quite often.

>>76675710
nuttin. I just wonder how somebody looks like when I hear a hot voice.

>>76675924
no

>>76675924
no

eating Marmorkuchen, Wassermelone and drinking Ingwer-Zitrone Tee

rate

>>76675928
I guess the inability to just enjoy something the way it is makes you German. :3

>Sexy Susi double anal gangbang SZ1736
oh my

>>76675924

Just imagine.

--------------------Lewandowski--------------
Gnabry---------Thiago-------Yarmolenko-
-----------Kimmich-----------Vidal----------------
---Tolisso--Martinez--Boateng--Alaba-
------------------Neuer-------------------------

>>76675970
Europa League Winners 2019

>>76675944
good tea. i add sage and camomille

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>still nobody tellsme how to make a perfect schnitzel

its hard to tell, better to show

>>76676005
get meat
put on breading
fry

>>76676005
you need a lot of panade and bratensoße

>>76675970
Stop placing Alaba as RB, you fucking moron.

Monster Trucks

>>76676020
I was going to say something (in a more polite tone). This is the second time in as many days.

>>76676005
>hammer down pork chop till extremely thin.
>use freshly grated breadcrumbs
>bread&egg it TWICE
>fry in ridiculous amounts of fat (Clarified butter)
Eh wa la

Shadows (1959)

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Hello,
went out drinking with some friends last night, pic related

>Russia - Portugal
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

anybody know some qt camsluts?

>>76676084
Literally how can you be so bad at darts

>>76676005

>step 1:
>buy thin veal cuts
>step 2:
>prepare one plate with white bread crumbs
>one with beaten eggs
>one with flour
>step 3:
>prepare pan with oil (canola or corn)
>step 4:
>dunk meat into flour until its completely covered
>step 5:
>dunk meat into eggs until its reasonably covered
>ste 6:
>cover meat with breadcrumbs
>step 7:
>fry until golden
>step 8:
>let it drain the excess oil
>step 9:
>serve with potato salad, or french fries and side of lettuce with vinegar

>>76676020

The fuck does it matter.

>>76676093
>porn

degenerate desu

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>>76675730
>stop being a racist faggot who sees hitler as le savior of le white race and it's not difficult to see what he believed.

Wew, jumping to some pretty powerful conclusions there laddo. I didn't once even hint at the idea that I like Hitler or support his ambitions. I was in fact strongly implying he was a raving madman.

>>76676005
>buy organic chicken brest
>mix joghurt and limejuice
>marinade chicken for 10 min
>fill a plate with polenta and spices
>drag chicken through it from both sides
>fry in coconut oil

There you go, traditional german Schnitzel.

>>76676106
>>76676079
i shall try these soon, thx my dudes
>>76676084
i like the skin tone :))
>>76676146
the classic german humour

reminder that Himmler and Goebbels are literally unironically worse than Hitler

>>76676106
I want to murder you so badly.

Holy shit
Now, back to funposting...

I wish we could have more intense discussions about women football in these threads.

hmmm should probably take a shower before buying some beers later

hehe

>>76676160

Im sure "Schnitzel" is done differently in that backwards Bavarian shithole you come from, but the WIENER SCHNITZEL is done EXACTLY the way I wrote it down.

Also

>I want to murder you so badly.

Is autism hard to live with?

watching Tedesco pressekonferenz right now

>>76676166
Only if the Kimme of Kemme is involved.

>>76676103
i was drunk and i rarely play darts

>>76676152
uhm, thanks?

>>76675730
t. Hershel Lieberman

>>76676203

>Schalke

Poor guy should probably be told to only sign a 1-year rent contract on his House in Düsseldorf.

>>76676203
Schalke are fucking thieves
THIEVES

>ich glaube damit kann man einverstanden sein
what the fuck woman
that was not offside

>>76676222
i am actually juan carlos sanchez :)

>>76676227
what is VAR for if not exactly that?

>>76676227
kek. exactly what I thought

>>76676192
I am no Bavarian subhuman, you come much closer.
Whether or not autism is hard to live with you should be able to answer by yourself.
Also, I don't really like most meats (including Schnitzel). So,....

>>76676253

Then what are you sperging out about?

>>76676203
He is the goat and his tactics will be supreme.
FINALLY OUR YEAR LA

>>76676235
Wall

>>76676264
you having alaba as right back

>>76676283

Hes a LB, whats your point?

Just fucking SHOOT you Ruskie bastards.

>>76676264
Just you, i.e your Bayern obsession, and your complete lack of any sense of reality when it comes to transfer deals (e.g >le Bayern only poach players with one year of contract left meme).

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>no salt

>russian finishing

>>76676283
Also this

>>76676156
Well yeah because they were far far more competent than Hitler and had the ability to actually take Hitler's terrible aspirations further than it ever should have gone.

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>gay man finishing

>>76676309
none?

>>76676325

So my Schnitzel recipe triggered this autistic episode and your obsession with me?

Wanna hold my hand?

>>76676379
Whatever you say, George Weinstein.

>Guerreiro ded
RIP Dortmund

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>76676410
how bad is it?

>>76676460
jew

>Neumann laughing at her own "jokes"

>>76676491
i do this

ama

>>76676435
dont know but i looked pretty bad

>>76676393
This is not about your stupid fucking Schnitzelrecepie.
WHAT THE FUCK
I SAID I WOULD GO BACK TO FUNPOSTING and now you force me to take such drastic measures.
You asked me "the fuck does it matter"; I answered. We had a conversation before.
Uuuuuuuuhh

She does not know what a "lucky punch" is.

>>76676203
hurr im verys happy to be here and i want to win many titles

>>76676563
yeh thought the same

just came back from theshower™

>>76676535

Damn dude. Take your meds. Were all friends here, /Granateposting/ or not.

>>76676600
sixes, sevens and zeros. im going there in an hours time. time to water the plants

this russia game has been real horrorshow

>>76676563
Yes she does. She thinks that poortugal plays so shitty right now that it would require luck to score a second goal whilest the equalizer would be more likely and much more deserved.

she's right btw.

>>76676563
>>76676617

Just watch it in ORF1. No female quotes in Austria as of yet.

>>76676602
I'm fine now. Let's make love!

>>76676617
Nah, she said something along the lines of Russia being better right now and Portugal needing to be careful. But, the term should be applied to much more extreme circumstances than she implied.

>>76676657
hmm vpn doesnt have austria. wouldve switched otherwise

>>76676405
The irony of Hitler is that 99% of the Jews he killed were normal middle class individuals for whom none of Germany's post-WW1 finacial woes could even be attributed to. It's like setting out to eraticate the Anglos by killing a bunch of Irishmen.

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no girlfriend

>>76676737
Okay, Thomas Applebaum.

>>76676742
me on the top right

>>76676713
Just watch it on nos then.

http://nos.nl/livestream/2178967-confederations-cup-rusland-portugal.html

Tedesco seems to be a nice lad

>>76676737
Yeah right. A whole bunch of gudd bois and dindu nuffins. Now fuck off.

NO ERA PENAL

Russia will tie it in the 93rd minute

>>76676780
hope schalke doesn't ruin him like Keller tobihoeneß

russian finishing is horrendous

>>76674553
i don't want this player in my /bundes/
it would be nice if you did not mention/post pictures of him again

>>76677100
it's just Gladbach, nobody will even notice

>>76677172
i fear a twitter meme

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tfw no deutsches freundin ;-)

>>76676657
>>76676713
Bad advice! The ORF commentators are way worse than Claudia Neumann could ever be.

>>76677198
iktf

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Found this pic of some woman looking like Götze a long time ago, it all makes sense now, Götze isn't having some weird illness, she simply got pregnant again.

night

>>76677255
>he doesn't want to hear Oliver Polzer's knee slappers

>>76677373
it's 19:20 and Midweek you dummie

Place your bets boys.

How many goals will Mexico score?

>>76674650
I'd cum in her hair and on her face desu

>>76677373
are you working at a bakery?

#U21-Startelf für #GERDEN Pollersbeck - Toljan, Stark, Kempf, Gerhardt - Arnold (C), Dahoud - Weiser, Meyer, Gnabry - Selke

>>76674553
>loaning a young EPL player with no optional transfer fee.... again

Wilkommen im 12 monatigen Fußballer-Ausblindungslehrgang bei der VFL (Volks-Fußball-Lehrgänge) Borussia Mönchengladbach, ihr Ausbildungsverein in ihrer nähe.

>weiser

will selke finally score tonight?

>>76677561
an own goal maybe