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STATE VS STATE

First for QLD

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>>76666740
You little bitch

>>76666778
QLD BTFO hahahahahahahahah

who /working/ tonight

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*blocks your path*

Before we're inundated with normies and it's not just us and our /nrl/ family, I'd just like to say I love you all

>>76667161
i will never forget you

Just forgot some trippy that (you)d me lads

love you too. love all this based poomunity if im being honest

>>76667551
We're only hours away from a very important state of origin so this day will be completely overshadowed but it's a pretty somber one for Panther fans who remember Ben Alexander. For those who don't or who are too young Ben Alexander was Brandy's younger brother and from all accounts a very good player and a future star of the club.
They were celebrating on June 21, 1992 because they had been given their blazers for winning the 1991 premiership. Ben had been drinking and left the club to go to a nightclub with some others. On his way there he got into an accident and died. I've never seen a genuine source but the rumours are his blood alcohol was 0.1-0.14 which is ridiculous that he was even allowed to get to his car.
His death had a profound impact on the club and although 92 wasn't currently as successful a year as 91 had been this completely derailed them. This was a team that had been in consecutive Grand Finals in 1990 and 1991 and they didn't make the finals again till 2000. His death was a catalyst for a genuine fall from grace for the Panthers. Phil Gould still talks about being reminded of it everytime he drives in. It's a big factor in why he, Brandy, and Geyer all ended up leaving the club and I'm sure many others share the sentiment.
I remember being a kid at the time and my old man telling me that he had died and I thought he meant Greg and I started crying. He told me no it wasn't Greg it was his younger brother Ben. This also made me sad because I was a younger brother. I found out later in life that it was due to drunk driving and it made me reevaluate a lot of things because I had been in cars with drunk people many times and I had never worried about it.
So tonight if you're at a mates house or you're at the pub or you're at the stadium itself watching the crown jewel in rugby league, if you're going to drink please do not get behind the wheel.

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lets not fuck up by making two threads like game 1 lads

Reminder to listen to the Screaming Eagles Podcast

>>76667621
i only listen to jjjcuckolds

>>76667555
Believe it or not Phil Gould was blamed for Bens death by both the Alexander family and numerous Panthers players. Something to do with Ben being in reserve grade at the time and he wouldn't have been there drinking if Gould had picked him. Absurdity, but that was the Panthers/emotional fall out and finger pointing at the time.
As above Ben died because he was drunk, he ran a red light, was speeding, and he wasn't wearing a seat belt. Very sad.

>>76667604
it was stupid fucking newfags that did that
thread was comfy after they left though

Just got back from a job interview I'm probably not going to get lads

Just finishing interview this skinny faggot. He showed up in stubbies, thongs, shirt was dirty and had cum stains on it, he stunk, showed up late and his references was just a whole bunch of links to /nrl/. Not going to hire him as a cleaner lads.

>>76668258
Did you at least call walkie? He wpuld have said some nice things about me

>>76668410
I did call him and I hired him.

>>76668228
I believe in you lad

REAL UNI HOLIDAYS WHO THE FUCK UP?

gonna dig into my free meal then lift then wait for origin

I go for QLD even though im from NSW cause NSW are losers who just waited until their opponents literally aged 15 years instead of becoming better players/team

>>76668521
Doesn't worth that way cunt. You're not a QUEEENSLANDER.
I WAS BORN IN QLD YOU cuck. GET OFF MY PEEM

>>76668542
fuck nsw theyre gronks
best player is some spastic who you wouldnt let babysit your dog

Reminder you can't come back to NSW when we win tonight.

Imagine being over the age of 14 and unironically using the word “gronk”

Walkcunt on pooicide watch

Walkie, I own your genitals.

Stop touching them, they are my property.

I got a bad feeling about tonight qld bros

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*takes hitup*

Did Mal get out at just the right time because he knew there was going to be a transition period for QLD and he didn't want that on his record?

Qld to win 2-0

Just had a crafty wank lads, ama.

>>76668995
I hope they all target that fucker tonight and absolutley smash him

>>76669037
No he just wanted an easier, comfier and more well paid job

It just won't be the same without our guy sammy lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_zgU4eN3tE

Hess is going to Hess Pearce so hard his dad comes out and fucking cries on the field

>>76669037
yeah desu makes sense

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>>76669161
Have the webm Sean

>>76669206
did anyone on earth not enjoy seeing moses get BTFO?

>>76669206
He looks pretty good with his butt in the air if I'm being quite honest.

just wanted to give any origin blow ins a quick run down on DCE

- loves his mum
- well spoken
- intelligent
- hot sisters
- good captain
- refs can't touch him
- nice bloke
- plays EXCELLENT football

#TeamCrichton or #TeamHess

>>76669242
crichton is another guerra meme who will fade out so fast

hess is gonna be a brad thorn type and play on till hes 40

honestjackhonestly

>>76669161
FOB's BTFO

>>76669265
deesmuts88

>>76669265
>>76669276
upvoted

Friendly reminder Mitchell Moses is white

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>>76666813
>he has a job

>>76669282
>Leb
>white

leb please go

a NEET stole my laughing image and changed the name so its not laughing whores lads

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>Mitchell Moses
>Not white

Can someone give me a quick rundown on the Fifita brothers?

>>76669345
Look at that cunts face, I'd wanna smash him

>>76669242
Hess
>Le run really hard over the line man
>Nothing without Thurston and Morgan
>Got picked for Queensland because their forward depth is worse than some clubs
>Only memed because he looks like Ivan Drago

Crichton
>Has speed, strength AND skill
>elite in multiple sports. Would literally be a Wallaby right now if he stayed in Union
>Educated in one of the most prestigious schools in the country
>Charitable. Spends time in the off season in the Northern Territory helping the less fortunate
>Does this all on a shit Souths team without Inglis
>Cute smile

>>76669345
nice herpes

>>76669365
Elite post.

>>76669365
t. Crichton

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>saved some cunt's image
>changed the filename
>he is 'literally' seething
too easy tbqhwy

>>76669365
>elite in multiple sports. Would literally be a Wallaby right now if he stayed in Union
>implying being in the wallabies is a high watermark

>>76669407
>those saggy tits

>>76669412
Are you actually implying Eto Nabuli ISN'T elite?

Reminder that Karmichael Hunt, Israel Folau, Eto Napooli and Marika Korobeite are ALL Wallabies. NRL>Poonion

>>76669412
Eto Nabuli . jpeg

>>76669407
Her brother is gay isn't he?

>68 posts
>8 posters
nice 'poomunity' you got here
kek
KEK

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>>76669412

>>76669460
>that last sentence
lmao

>>76669484
t. that poster

its fun reading all the furious reddit autists who were crying about hess not being ready

>hurrr hes not proven over a long time frame

who gives a shit if he plays well this year. if he fades its irrelevant so long as you won

>>76669500
Literally ruined Mullen's career. I'm still seething about that.

cant finish my free meal lads. after 3 days of jackshit food my appetite is gone and i feel bloated as fuck. gonna power through cause i dont want my dog eating my delicious chicken and veg

>Mullen
>Ever good

>>76669508
if you confidence is so fucking brittle that you lose it over one game you were gonna lose your head eventually anyway

bunch of faggots cameron smith was playing origin as a kid and now hes the goat

How many games had oates played when he was selected

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last digit of my post is how many tries based hayne scores tonight

>>76669525
God I hope he is on Boyd's side

>>76669514
>what is 2013

>>76669525
LOOK AT HIS FUCKING EYES HAHAHAHAH

>>76669525
>le fend then run sideways then get tackled man

hayne is a myth from 2009

>>76669558
see
>>76669546

>>76669525
HIS EYES HAHAHHA I CANT FUCKING UNSEE THIS

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mfw a queenslander talked shit near me

>>76669600
>you now remember Anthony Watmough's Parramatta career

>>76669600
>mfw some roid faggot throws two into my chin and i just laugh at him and call him a faggot and he gets so upset he retires from rep duties and tries to make a go of it as a commentator but he's so retarded he quietly gets sacked cause nobody cares what the biggest loser captain has to say about anything

what did i mean by this

Klemmer is shit
Cordner is shit
Friz is good
Fifita is rocks and diamonds

The way everyones talking up NSW forward pack is a fucking laugh.

>mad as hell is back
About time.

Unless you consider hookers as forwards the only Queensland forward that would make the NSW team is Gillett

I like to be forward with hookers

>>76669693
Gillett would barely make it over Jackson, they literally perform the same function.

HAHAHA I FORGOT TO MENTION AARON WOODS

HAHAHAH FUCKING NSW HAHAHAH

>>76669600
*headbutts you*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jJbMKEi_r0

>>76669704
except gillett scores tries and jackson makes big hits on memes thinking thats important

Thread is starting to stink, lads.

>>76669713
That's okay, I often forget he exists too.

>>76669713
Tim Glasby

>>76669742
Literally WHO?

>tfw your country could never do this because your state would always win

>>76666446
What the fuck is this furry faggot shit?

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>>76669791

Put any bets on lads?

>>76669769
At one point the AFL did one state vs everyone else because they're the only state that cares about AFL.

>>76669833
$5 on Tedesco man of the match at 9.20
$10 on NSW by 13-18 points at 9.4

Gonna be watching this game alone again lads

you are stupid if you don't bet on queensland to win

Reminder to all familar friends and newfags to filter all trippies. It will only make your Origin experience better

don't filter trips. it only hurts you more than it hurts them.

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NOTICE TO NEW FRIENDS: We will all be migrating to reddit.com/nrl for the game so don't be late! This thread will be only populated by autists and those under home detenton!

>>76669037

Obviously. He lucked into a great side and was never a good coach.

Walkie, take a shit before you come over.

Otherwise it will get pushed right up your guts when I buttfuck you.

don't fall for asiangoose's shenanigans. nobody is going to reddit for the game.

>>76669933
hes not even a coach hes just the PR/Marketting guy who promotes the game while michael mcguire does the coaching in collaboration with smith/thurst/cronk

Also just ignore the Poo Peelander, he likes to hang around even though nobody acknowledges

>>76669508

Mullen was never going to be great.

don't bully new zealanders

>>76669671

Still miles ahead of Queensland pack of the old and literally who's.

>>76669962
Hess and McGuire single handedly would retard every single of them except Friz

Klemmer is such a meme. Literally does nothing.

Fifita is hot and cold depending on how the chemicals in his brain are firing, and with someone like that they don't stay hot for very long.

He had 1 cracker in the grandfinal and 1 cracker in origin and we're meant to forget every time he fucked up in origin and every time he fucked up at club level? kek. stay ignorant nsw beta blues. Colder than hot and his hot streak will end tonight.

>>76669977
Devil and double dubs confirms without any doubt

*origin career gets retired because you get exposed so hard by NSW forwards*

Valentine Holmes on Nate Myles watch after tonight's game

>>76669977

Mcguire is an overrated manlet who has won and proven nothing. Hess hasn't played a single origin game or even played a first season of first grade yet.

>Fifita is hot and cold

Hasn't been cold for a few years now. Only problem is his errors. Best forward in the game right now.

Queensland are so desperate for forwards they're throwing Tim fucking Glasby into their team and he's a fringe forward for Melbourne.

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NSW will be equal tonight.

And in front by at least 4 at the end of this year.

Reminder that I've been defending Pearce for years, while you casuals incorrectly thought he wasn't elite.

Reminder that you only jumped on his bandwagon in the past 6 months, while I'm a life long Pearce fan.

Reminder Pearce is the heir apparent to the Australian number 7 jersey.

>>76670055
>Team literally scores more points without Pearce than with him

You know remember Dave Taylor's Queensland origin career

Dave Taylor's Origin career was better than Aaron Woods' so far.

>>76670061

I remember him getting punched by Luke O'Donnell. That's basically it.

bet dave taylor has a really fat knob

http://www.nrl.com/the-amazing-tales-of-dave-taylor/tabid/10874/newsid/104892/default.aspx

>>76670055
>He's elite when everyone else gets injured or retires

Was this cunt fucking smoking meth then and now?

>it's a casual digs his heels in about pearce episode
yawn.

You now remember Dave Taylor's Raiders career.

Hot dogs for dinner lads

>>76670073
no bully it sounds like hes a mental retard but you dont need to be a genius to play footy. the bloke should get a professional babysitter to clip him around the ear and penalize him by taking away his tendies when he fucks up.

who throws eaten bones behind the coach after eating? thats straight up mental

>>76670101
t. average member of the nsw forward "pack"

>>76670104
>who throws eaten bones behind the coach after eating? thats straight up mental
t. numale cuck

reminder if woods didnt have a meme haircut and beard that they sold merchandise with he'd be just another prop but worse than that a plodder who doesnt do anything and casually gets dropped to reserves without anyone noticing

you should check out his highlight reel on youtube its about 1 minute long and its from 5 years ago

>It's a white athlete has two daughters and no sons episode
*Yawn*

you now remember woods' receding chin that he has since hidden with his shit beard

reminder that i'm on an unstoppable winning streak in sc, and i've already got my name engraved on the trophy

>>76670125
Reminder that I'm /undertheradar/ and WILL win the hip.

Just told my mum how good my fantasy football team was doing and she smiled and patted me on the head and gave me a packet of tiny teddies lads

REMINDER

filter any autists who discuss playing trading card games about NRL players and their stats

filter any autists that tell you what to do

kek

KEK

K-E-K

http://store.steampowered.com/app/367550/Rugby_League_Team_Manager_2015/

Is this game any good lads

Show holiday tomorrow lads

stirring up shit on /pol/ lads

http://mackay.locanto.com.au/ID_1468292816/Any-girl-want-to-be-eaten-out.html

about to lose another bet lads

playing wow before i goto the gym (the garage) then have a shower and get ready for origin (by playing mor wow)

For me, it's the McChicken.

>>76670135
If it wasn't choc chip than she doesn't love you

prostitute

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Time to retire guys

Oh by coincidence the absolute best players in my team are all retiring at the same time hehe

Just passing on the baton lads, don't think I'm just a meme who was just around to stand next to the greatest players

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>>76670055

had sex

>>76670168
based NEET poster

Going to buy 30 slab of New tinnies even though I'm a QUEEENSLAANNDDDUHHHHHH lads

>>76670202
enjoy stds lad
enjoy worrying about her getting pregnant lad

who said i had sex with a female

>>76670203
im law student anon on uni holidays. i guess im NEET for the holidays :^)

good luck ever getting work lmao

Just got your mum pregnant lads

Habeeb it

VB won't be sponsoring NSW next year

>>76670217
hell yeah dude enjoy the holidays. make sure to keep training, reading and engaging your mind. do NOT get too comfy in the neet lifestyle while youre on holidays. also make sure to post daily and let us know how your holidays are going lad

just got a new baby brother lads

Is lawbro the new walkbro? Lawie>Walkie

just killed myself

>>76670232
You can call me dad now son

>>76670231
i put on heaps of fat studying this semester so my holidays are dedicated to losing fat. basically eating fuckall, exercising, and playing wow

back into the grind in a few weeks and i'll need to be able to focus to get that law medal lads

imagine getting a high enough score to get into law and then picking law

>>76670242
Based LawBro.

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>PM's mirin

>>76670248
Angus Crichton did and picked being an athlete instead

Reminder LawBro will never be a meme or replace WalkGOD

What is the stream situation lads?

Couldn't get out of work, so I need this

>>76670248
im probably gonna do a masters in economics or someshit at sydney uni

>>76670258
Walkcunt on jealousy watch. The time for LawBro is NOW.

>>76670259
www.foxtel.com.au

or ask me in 3 and a half hours.

>>76670257
better money in professional footy. def can set you up for life. a good lawyer would have to work years to earn 500k p.a.

What's for dinner fellas?

I'm thinking a Large HSP

>Mixed Meat
>Cheese
>Tabouli
>Sweet Chilli & Yoghurt Garlic sauce (maybe BBQ, depends how I am feeling)
>Bottle of water

Also I predict a close Queensland win, followed by a NSW hammering in the last game

Imagine being so desperate for attention that you try to invent a meme based on yourself classic LawBro

Henny Penny

>>76670282
LawBro falseflag

>>76670281
t. nsw labor senator

>>76670282
LawBro literally drew up the /nrl/ constitution. Show some respect. LawGod on usurpation of Walkcunt watch.

Watching my favourite fictional movie lads

>>76670294
cherry boy

LawGOD

its the winter solstice lads

have you prayed to purin/odin?

>>76670302
cringe

>>76670304
Directed and produced by based LawGod, no doubt.

>>76670317
No, Steven Spielberg directed Schindler's List

>>76670302
/nrl/ is an unincorporated association by constitution

the directors are voted in by all members of the fellowship

membership is only granted by absolutely consistent posting of the highest merit

any potential member found to be a redditposter from nrl who comes here to pretend not to be a fag will be banned from the entity and required to pay damages upto and including the cost to revert nrl back to its former position before being exposed to your shitposting faggotry

>>76670315
Walkcunt detected.

Whats your after party look like lads win or lose, mine:

QLD win
>keep drinking but happy about it
>watch King Kong kino
>shitpost

NSW win
>keep drinking but salty about it
>watch King Kong kino
>shitpost pretending to be NSW to get (yous)

>>76670313
I'm praying to LawGOD

MultiGOD on forgotten and bankrupt watch

>>76670326
Based fucking LawGOD

>>76668590
only acceptable when referencing the absolute trashiest women

>>76670338
multigod is lawgod

MackZiggy

>>76670326
WalkCUNT on irrelevance watch

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LawGOD is based Reality Check

Just received my /nrl/ dividends for this year lads

When you're preparing your Origin dinner tonight, please remember that lamb is the offical Waleed approved meat that PROPERLY represents the diversity of Australia and supports all races, religions and gender identities. Thank you.

>>76670038
>super netball

Reminder that all anti LawGOD posts are walkie desperately trying to cling on to the modicum of relevance that he still possesses. Pathetic. Glad we've finally ushered in the era of based LawGOD.

>>76670055
you are implying things, anon

Casual reminder that I predicted NSW to win the series

Reminder that all LawGOD posts are LawGod himself desperately trying to gain a modicum of respect that his parents never gave him. Pathetic. Glad we've finally ushered in the era of based LawGOD.

>>76670055
JFBF, I love you.

>>76670366
NRL is NOT a company limited by shares

ALL PROFITS MUST REMAIN THE ASSETS OF THE UNINC. ASSOC.

RETURN WHATEVER FUNDS YOU HAVE EMBEZZELED

>>76670382
based RC

LawGod Ltd.

>>76670393
My dividends and remuneration were passed unanimously by board meeting of all directors, it's all above board mate

>NRLanon has stepped down from his role as Director at NRL Uninc Assoc. amid speculation of salary cap breaches

Trying to force a meme that will never catch on lads

LawGod, Doctor of Law.

>Roleplaying

Just got caught taking cocaine in a pub lads, will you accept my resignation?

>>76670429
Walkcunt

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>average thugby peegue player

Walkie, your backside is the vessel for my seed

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>LawBro posting

Lawbro, im coming after your ass next.

I've got enough dick for the both of you.

>>76670492
LawBro drew up those rules himself.

>he doesn't know that lawyers don't make laws and that JB Hi FI staff make the laws
kek

KEK

K E K

Just went broke because the unincorporated association which I guaranteed got sued lads

I hate you all you shitcunts

We take threats of suicide or sad posts very seriously here in /nrl/ lads

LIFELINE 13 11 14

https://www.lifeline.org.au/get-help/online-services/crisis-chat

https://www.beyondblue.org.au/get-support/get-immediate-support

>>76670613
good post

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Dubs and NSW win by 8

Hayne MTOM

re-rolling but instead tedesco MTOM

gonna put 500 on qld if they are behind at half time

dubs and maroons win

NSW win 18-14

Hayne to score 1 try
Tedesco MTOM

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>2005 Game 2

>>76670627
save your money...or dont..i dont really care

This is my first ever post. How'd I do?

>>76670655
Delete the post and try agian.

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>>76670655
Get the fuck out of here faggot.

>>76670650
did germany end up winning 5-0?

>>76670663
https://pastebin.com/hTK8sUsy

>>76670655
at least you got dubs

>>76670655
LawGOD approves.

I'm new here and it's all so overwhelming, who is LawGod and how is WalkGod, I thought they were guys with names but I don't see them anywhere

>>76670671
Will (you) be watching Origin lad? Support NSW too 2bh

Leftover spaghetti for dinner. If that's not enough, left over fried rice. If that's still not enough, new grilled chicken legs.

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Just put 50 on NSW winning margin of 1-12

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Just reset my router lads.

Big ol' Porter house and burnt snags on bbq for dinner lads, well done of course and everything lathered in mato sauce

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>>76670683
I had sushi and an ice coffee for tea

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Why are you all eating dinner at 5:30pm you fucking old cunts

NSW to start the dynasty tonight. Remember no Thurston, Cronk or Slater after this year. All their forwards weak as fuck and Milford won't carry the team by himself next year.

Anyone old enough to remember the QLD crying when they lost just 2 in a row and it irrelevant? Glorious times ahead lads.

>>76670655
fuck off fag

>>76670663
>remember I put a lazy tip in for that game
>wow I wonder if the cuckeroos actually won!
>Germany won 3-2
>well...that's pretty good I guess.. maybe I don't give them enough credit
>read match report
>"Australia's best side was unable to steal a point against a bunch of nobodies playing for Germany"

whatever. I still tipped the winner, but I bet you kids had fun staying up til 4AM posting pictures of canoes.

>>76670710
based RC

Remember to filter all trippies and homosexuals lads

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>he brags about how he tipped germany beating australia in soccer

ohh wooow, he can see the future!

>>76670724
What if I'm a lesbian?

>>76670682
I got a m8 in Gold Coast (who's from Aukland) sorry lad. Just looked up the NRL Premierships list and kinda feel bad now

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>>76670730

>>76670734
>Gold Coast (who's from Aukland)
classic

remember that the game thread is gonna be aids

not gonna be in it 2bh lads, Victorians will poop it up again

Imagine naming your state after a girl

Why is every state that isn't NSW or Qld so bad at sport?

>>76670730
Did you tip Germany? Saw lots of Australian's predicting a draw in that thread so I'm guessing not.

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>he think all Australian posters are one person

Hey /r/sports/ :). Tonight, one of the greatest sporting events on the entire planet is taking place, and you probably don't even know about it! Hard hits, awesome skill, fast players, it's got it all :). The game? State of Origin. The sport? Rugby league. What's on the line? Only state bragging rights for the entire year. Think of it like a probowl that actually matters :). Speaking of which, the rules are simple! You get 6 (downs) to score a try (touchdown) and if you don't succeed, you must kick it to the other team. Only backwards passing. Come see former NFL Superstar Jarryd Hayne in action in the game that made him a star in the NFL. Join us in the game thread, ya cunts :). Kickoff is in 2 hours:
https://www.reddit.com/r/nrl/comments/6ikdem/state_of_origin_game_2_pregame_discussion_thread/

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facebook machine is telling me i'm a loser

Why are Asians so disgusting?

>>76670787
is there anything more cringe than an Australian trying so hard to be an American version of an Aussie? Literally nobody says cunt. I know that post isn't real but still.

>>76670796
lol

>>76670784
confirmed for tipping a draw

>I saw some aussies say something that must mean you thought that too

pathetic

https://pastebin.com/hTK8sUsy

Reminder that Mitchell Pearce is elite and DCE is not.

>>76670809
>Literally nobody says cunt
Depending on your age group. Every young 20 something uni student overuses it, and a lot of older guys who hang around Bowling Clubs and RSL's do too.

>>76670822
Just give it up mate I out tipped you in a match I "literally" could not care less about.

I reccomend that you stop participating in the leejun hivemind and start LISTENING to me - the Tip God.

Based Pauline Hanson pushing for autismos to be in separate classes from normal people.

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Post your origin get-ups!

this post is aimed at getting your attention and the possibility of a reply from you

hey gay cunts

hey kurt

notice how I don't dignify the trip user with a (you)? I simply show he's pathetic and he's not a genius for tipping an obvious match - he gets upset.

>>76670862
when can I pre-order walkie

Xbox One game

check these 8's lads

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gone all in with my sportsbet account lads

RIP LawGOD

>>76670858
ok lad, here

1 more than ps4 ;^)

>>76670888
>>76670889

>>76670881
>I-I didn't tip badly you did!
>look how superior I am by not showing courtesy and replying to your post!

A simple little worker bee trapped in the hive...

saw a beautiful black woman down the street today

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>another muslim terrorist attack in Europe

all women are beautiful

>>76670901
nice

All men are homosexual.

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>ywn date Jessica Mauboy

i'm talking about an african woman, not an abo.

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Mauboy is the exception 2bh..

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>15,000 tickets were given away for free for tonight
kek

KEK

K-E-K

<39 posters


welcome reddit

nothing more cringeworthy than people who type in an accent jesus fucking christ

>>76670787
fucking hell

i dont want to watch NRL ever again now

State of Poorigin

>rebel wilson
>>76670999

Jennifer Hudson is a poor singer on all technical levels.

>>76670900

Fucking dirty at dan Murphys lads, I checked boozle and they said it was 46 there and then I go there and the cunts have it for 52 bucks, had to get stubbies instead of cans lads.

Enjoying a block of M&M crispy before the game lads

>>76670995
it's fake

Gonna force LawGod for the rest of the year, lads.

>>76671018
sounds like you have a cause of action under the australian consumer law lad

Reminder that the lad that got spear tackled and landed on his neck, his nickname is now wheels. Please be respectful and call him that.

>>76671034
mitchell moses nickname is dickhead sorry lad

NSW winning and Pearce getting McKinnoned would be the best outcome.

http://www.nswrl.com.au/news/2017/06/19/live_steam_under_18s.html

Manlet NRL

its like when McGregor fights in MMA, you just enjoy the novelty of boyish sized people having a go but you dont take it serious and you never spend money to watch it

You're a young athletic black athlete what sport do you choose?

You're 6'5" 230 lbs and are deciding between pursuing a pro career in basketball or football which sport do you choose?
-edit-
other things to consider aside from yourself is the viability of successfully making it in pro-basketball vs football.

>>76671041
>Poorce still gets to call himself an Origin winner

>>76671049
Football TE lad, much better chance of making it.

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>>76671033
I wish, more like boozle fucked up but thanks LawBro

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Where my real /nrl/ family at. Don't like all these newfags lads.

going to be staying in Sydney on the 21/7 when game 3 is on

Anyone want to meet up and watch the game

then after we can head back to the hotel room work booked for me to play some video games

I love newfriends.

>>76671067
nah i dont think id like to do that

>>76670787
ok is this real? I'm on the sub and cant find it

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is she dare I say it

Fuck me lads, now we have a cunt actually saying he's on the sub. I fucking hate origin

Will kick off be before 8:30