state of origin
stupid graphics that wouldve cost at least $10k to make edition
STATE VS STATE
First for QLD
>>76666740
You little bitch
>>76666778
QLD BTFO hahahahahahahahah
who /working/ tonight
*blocks your path*
Before we're inundated with normies and it's not just us and our /nrl/ family, I'd just like to say I love you all
>>76667161
i will never forget you
Just forgot some trippy that (you)d me lads
love you too. love all this based poomunity if im being honest
>>76667551
We're only hours away from a very important state of origin so this day will be completely overshadowed but it's a pretty somber one for Panther fans who remember Ben Alexander. For those who don't or who are too young Ben Alexander was Brandy's younger brother and from all accounts a very good player and a future star of the club.
They were celebrating on June 21, 1992 because they had been given their blazers for winning the 1991 premiership. Ben had been drinking and left the club to go to a nightclub with some others. On his way there he got into an accident and died. I've never seen a genuine source but the rumours are his blood alcohol was 0.1-0.14 which is ridiculous that he was even allowed to get to his car.
His death had a profound impact on the club and although 92 wasn't currently as successful a year as 91 had been this completely derailed them. This was a team that had been in consecutive Grand Finals in 1990 and 1991 and they didn't make the finals again till 2000. His death was a catalyst for a genuine fall from grace for the Panthers. Phil Gould still talks about being reminded of it everytime he drives in. It's a big factor in why he, Brandy, and Geyer all ended up leaving the club and I'm sure many others share the sentiment.
I remember being a kid at the time and my old man telling me that he had died and I thought he meant Greg and I started crying. He told me no it wasn't Greg it was his younger brother Ben. This also made me sad because I was a younger brother. I found out later in life that it was due to drunk driving and it made me reevaluate a lot of things because I had been in cars with drunk people many times and I had never worried about it.
So tonight if you're at a mates house or you're at the pub or you're at the stadium itself watching the crown jewel in rugby league, if you're going to drink please do not get behind the wheel.
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lets not fuck up by making two threads like game 1 lads
Reminder to listen to the Screaming Eagles Podcast
>>76667621
i only listen to jjjcuckolds
>>76667555
Believe it or not Phil Gould was blamed for Bens death by both the Alexander family and numerous Panthers players. Something to do with Ben being in reserve grade at the time and he wouldn't have been there drinking if Gould had picked him. Absurdity, but that was the Panthers/emotional fall out and finger pointing at the time.
As above Ben died because he was drunk, he ran a red light, was speeding, and he wasn't wearing a seat belt. Very sad.
>>76667604
it was stupid fucking newfags that did that
thread was comfy after they left though
Just got back from a job interview I'm probably not going to get lads
Just finishing interview this skinny faggot. He showed up in stubbies, thongs, shirt was dirty and had cum stains on it, he stunk, showed up late and his references was just a whole bunch of links to /nrl/. Not going to hire him as a cleaner lads.
>>76668258
Did you at least call walkie? He wpuld have said some nice things about me
>>76668410
I did call him and I hired him.
>>76668228
I believe in you lad
REAL UNI HOLIDAYS WHO THE FUCK UP?
gonna dig into my free meal then lift then wait for origin
I go for QLD even though im from NSW cause NSW are losers who just waited until their opponents literally aged 15 years instead of becoming better players/team
>>76668521
Doesn't worth that way cunt. You're not a QUEEENSLANDER.
I WAS BORN IN QLD YOU cuck. GET OFF MY PEEM
>>76668542
fuck nsw theyre gronks
best player is some spastic who you wouldnt let babysit your dog
Reminder you can't come back to NSW when we win tonight.
Imagine being over the age of 14 and unironically using the word “gronk”
Walkcunt on pooicide watch
Walkie, I own your genitals.
Stop touching them, they are my property.
I got a bad feeling about tonight qld bros
*takes hitup*
Did Mal get out at just the right time because he knew there was going to be a transition period for QLD and he didn't want that on his record?
Qld to win 2-0
Just had a crafty wank lads, ama.
>>76668995
I hope they all target that fucker tonight and absolutley smash him
>>76669037
No he just wanted an easier, comfier and more well paid job
It just won't be the same without our guy sammy lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_zgU4eN3tE
Hess is going to Hess Pearce so hard his dad comes out and fucking cries on the field
>>76669037
yeah desu makes sense
>>76669161
Have the webm Sean
>>76669206
did anyone on earth not enjoy seeing moses get BTFO?
>>76669206
He looks pretty good with his butt in the air if I'm being quite honest.
just wanted to give any origin blow ins a quick run down on DCE
- loves his mum
- well spoken
- intelligent
- hot sisters
- good captain
- refs can't touch him
- nice bloke
- plays EXCELLENT football
#TeamCrichton or #TeamHess
>>76669242
crichton is another guerra meme who will fade out so fast
hess is gonna be a brad thorn type and play on till hes 40
honestjackhonestly
>>76669161
FOB's BTFO
>>76669265
deesmuts88
>>76669265
>>76669276
upvoted
Friendly reminder Mitchell Moses is white
>>76666813
>he has a job
>>76669282
>Leb
>white
leb please go
a NEET stole my laughing image and changed the name so its not laughing whores lads
>Mitchell Moses
>Not white
Can someone give me a quick rundown on the Fifita brothers?
>>76669345
Look at that cunts face, I'd wanna smash him
>>76669242
Hess
>Le run really hard over the line man
>Nothing without Thurston and Morgan
>Got picked for Queensland because their forward depth is worse than some clubs
>Only memed because he looks like Ivan Drago
Crichton
>Has speed, strength AND skill
>elite in multiple sports. Would literally be a Wallaby right now if he stayed in Union
>Educated in one of the most prestigious schools in the country
>Charitable. Spends time in the off season in the Northern Territory helping the less fortunate
>Does this all on a shit Souths team without Inglis
>Cute smile
>>76669345
nice herpes
>>76669365
Elite post.
>>76669365
t. Crichton
>saved some cunt's image
>changed the filename
>he is 'literally' seething
too easy tbqhwy
>>76669365
>elite in multiple sports. Would literally be a Wallaby right now if he stayed in Union
>implying being in the wallabies is a high watermark
>>76669407
>those saggy tits
>>76669412
Are you actually implying Eto Nabuli ISN'T elite?
Reminder that Karmichael Hunt, Israel Folau, Eto Napooli and Marika Korobeite are ALL Wallabies. NRL>Poonion
>>76669412
Eto Nabuli . jpeg
>>76669407
Her brother is gay isn't he?
>68 posts
>8 posters
nice 'poomunity' you got here
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>>76669460
>that last sentence
lmao
>>76669484
t. that poster
its fun reading all the furious reddit autists who were crying about hess not being ready
>hurrr hes not proven over a long time frame
who gives a shit if he plays well this year. if he fades its irrelevant so long as you won
>>76669500
Literally ruined Mullen's career. I'm still seething about that.
cant finish my free meal lads. after 3 days of jackshit food my appetite is gone and i feel bloated as fuck. gonna power through cause i dont want my dog eating my delicious chicken and veg
>Mullen
>Ever good
>>76669508
if you confidence is so fucking brittle that you lose it over one game you were gonna lose your head eventually anyway
bunch of faggots cameron smith was playing origin as a kid and now hes the goat
How many games had oates played when he was selected
last digit of my post is how many tries based hayne scores tonight
>>76669525
God I hope he is on Boyd's side
>>76669514
>what is 2013
>>76669525
LOOK AT HIS FUCKING EYES HAHAHAHAH
>>76669525
>le fend then run sideways then get tackled man
hayne is a myth from 2009
>>76669525
HIS EYES HAHAHHA I CANT FUCKING UNSEE THIS
mfw a queenslander talked shit near me
>>76669600
>you now remember Anthony Watmough's Parramatta career
>>76669600
>mfw some roid faggot throws two into my chin and i just laugh at him and call him a faggot and he gets so upset he retires from rep duties and tries to make a go of it as a commentator but he's so retarded he quietly gets sacked cause nobody cares what the biggest loser captain has to say about anything
what did i mean by this
Klemmer is shit
Cordner is shit
Friz is good
Fifita is rocks and diamonds
The way everyones talking up NSW forward pack is a fucking laugh.
>mad as hell is back
About time.
Unless you consider hookers as forwards the only Queensland forward that would make the NSW team is Gillett
I like to be forward with hookers
>>76669693
Gillett would barely make it over Jackson, they literally perform the same function.
HAHAHA I FORGOT TO MENTION AARON WOODS
HAHAHAH FUCKING NSW HAHAHAH
>>76669600
*headbutts you*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jJbMKEi_r0
>>76669704
except gillett scores tries and jackson makes big hits on memes thinking thats important
Thread is starting to stink, lads.
>>76669713
That's okay, I often forget he exists too.
>>76669713
Tim Glasby
>>76669742
Literally WHO?
>tfw your country could never do this because your state would always win
>>76666446
What the fuck is this furry faggot shit?
Put any bets on lads?
>>76669769
At one point the AFL did one state vs everyone else because they're the only state that cares about AFL.
>>76669833
$5 on Tedesco man of the match at 9.20
$10 on NSW by 13-18 points at 9.4
Gonna be watching this game alone again lads
you are stupid if you don't bet on queensland to win
Reminder to all familar friends and newfags to filter all trippies. It will only make your Origin experience better
don't filter trips. it only hurts you more than it hurts them.
NOTICE TO NEW FRIENDS: We will all be migrating to reddit.com/nrl for the game so don't be late! This thread will be only populated by autists and those under home detenton!
>>76669037
Obviously. He lucked into a great side and was never a good coach.
Walkie, take a shit before you come over.
Otherwise it will get pushed right up your guts when I buttfuck you.
don't fall for asiangoose's shenanigans. nobody is going to reddit for the game.
>>76669933
hes not even a coach hes just the PR/Marketting guy who promotes the game while michael mcguire does the coaching in collaboration with smith/thurst/cronk
Also just ignore the Poo Peelander, he likes to hang around even though nobody acknowledges
>>76669508
Mullen was never going to be great.
don't bully new zealanders
>>76669671
Still miles ahead of Queensland pack of the old and literally who's.
>>76669962
Hess and McGuire single handedly would retard every single of them except Friz
Klemmer is such a meme. Literally does nothing.
Fifita is hot and cold depending on how the chemicals in his brain are firing, and with someone like that they don't stay hot for very long.
He had 1 cracker in the grandfinal and 1 cracker in origin and we're meant to forget every time he fucked up in origin and every time he fucked up at club level? kek. stay ignorant nsw beta blues. Colder than hot and his hot streak will end tonight.
>>76669977
Devil and double dubs confirms without any doubt
*origin career gets retired because you get exposed so hard by NSW forwards*
Valentine Holmes on Nate Myles watch after tonight's game
>>76669977
Mcguire is an overrated manlet who has won and proven nothing. Hess hasn't played a single origin game or even played a first season of first grade yet.
>Fifita is hot and cold
Hasn't been cold for a few years now. Only problem is his errors. Best forward in the game right now.
Queensland are so desperate for forwards they're throwing Tim fucking Glasby into their team and he's a fringe forward for Melbourne.
NSW will be equal tonight.
And in front by at least 4 at the end of this year.
Reminder that I've been defending Pearce for years, while you casuals incorrectly thought he wasn't elite.
Reminder that you only jumped on his bandwagon in the past 6 months, while I'm a life long Pearce fan.
Reminder Pearce is the heir apparent to the Australian number 7 jersey.
>>76670055
>Team literally scores more points without Pearce than with him
You know remember Dave Taylor's Queensland origin career
Dave Taylor's Origin career was better than Aaron Woods' so far.
>>76670061
I remember him getting punched by Luke O'Donnell. That's basically it.
bet dave taylor has a really fat knob
http://www.nrl.com/the-amazing-tales-of-dave-taylor/tabid/10874/newsid/104892/default.aspx
>>76670055
>He's elite when everyone else gets injured or retires
Was this cunt fucking smoking meth then and now?
>it's a casual digs his heels in about pearce episode
yawn.
You now remember Dave Taylor's Raiders career.
Hot dogs for dinner lads
>>76670073
no bully it sounds like hes a mental retard but you dont need to be a genius to play footy. the bloke should get a professional babysitter to clip him around the ear and penalize him by taking away his tendies when he fucks up.
who throws eaten bones behind the coach after eating? thats straight up mental
>>76670101
t. average member of the nsw forward "pack"
>>76670104
>who throws eaten bones behind the coach after eating? thats straight up mental
t. numale cuck
reminder if woods didnt have a meme haircut and beard that they sold merchandise with he'd be just another prop but worse than that a plodder who doesnt do anything and casually gets dropped to reserves without anyone noticing
you should check out his highlight reel on youtube its about 1 minute long and its from 5 years ago
>It's a white athlete has two daughters and no sons episode
*Yawn*
you now remember woods' receding chin that he has since hidden with his shit beard
reminder that i'm on an unstoppable winning streak in sc, and i've already got my name engraved on the trophy
>>76670125
Reminder that I'm /undertheradar/ and WILL win the hip.
Just told my mum how good my fantasy football team was doing and she smiled and patted me on the head and gave me a packet of tiny teddies lads
REMINDER
filter any autists who discuss playing trading card games about NRL players and their stats
filter any autists that tell you what to do
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Is this game any good lads
Show holiday tomorrow lads
stirring up shit on /pol/ lads
http://mackay.locanto.com.au/ID_1468292816/Any-girl-want-to-be-eaten-out.html
about to lose another bet lads
playing wow before i goto the gym (the garage) then have a shower and get ready for origin (by playing mor wow)
For me, it's the McChicken.
>>76670135
If it wasn't choc chip than she doesn't love you
prostitute
Time to retire guys
Oh by coincidence the absolute best players in my team are all retiring at the same time hehe
Just passing on the baton lads, don't think I'm just a meme who was just around to stand next to the greatest players
>>76670055
had sex
>>76670168
based NEET poster
Going to buy 30 slab of New tinnies even though I'm a QUEEENSLAANNDDDUHHHHHH lads
>>76670202
enjoy stds lad
enjoy worrying about her getting pregnant lad
who said i had sex with a female
>>76670203
im law student anon on uni holidays. i guess im NEET for the holidays :^)
good luck ever getting work lmao
Just got your mum pregnant lads
Habeeb it
VB won't be sponsoring NSW next year
>>76670217
hell yeah dude enjoy the holidays. make sure to keep training, reading and engaging your mind. do NOT get too comfy in the neet lifestyle while youre on holidays. also make sure to post daily and let us know how your holidays are going lad
just got a new baby brother lads
Is lawbro the new walkbro? Lawie>Walkie
just killed myself
>>76670232
You can call me dad now son
>>76670231
i put on heaps of fat studying this semester so my holidays are dedicated to losing fat. basically eating fuckall, exercising, and playing wow
back into the grind in a few weeks and i'll need to be able to focus to get that law medal lads
imagine getting a high enough score to get into law and then picking law
>>76670242
Based LawBro.
>PM's mirin
>>76670248
Angus Crichton did and picked being an athlete instead
Reminder LawBro will never be a meme or replace WalkGOD
What is the stream situation lads?
Couldn't get out of work, so I need this
>>76670248
im probably gonna do a masters in economics or someshit at sydney uni
>>76670258
Walkcunt on jealousy watch. The time for LawBro is NOW.
>>76670259
www.foxtel.com.au
or ask me in 3 and a half hours.
>>76670257
better money in professional footy. def can set you up for life. a good lawyer would have to work years to earn 500k p.a.
What's for dinner fellas?
I'm thinking a Large HSP
>Mixed Meat
>Cheese
>Tabouli
>Sweet Chilli & Yoghurt Garlic sauce (maybe BBQ, depends how I am feeling)
>Bottle of water
Also I predict a close Queensland win, followed by a NSW hammering in the last game
Imagine being so desperate for attention that you try to invent a meme based on yourself classic LawBro
Henny Penny
>>76670282
LawBro falseflag
>>76670281
t. nsw labor senator
>>76670282
LawBro literally drew up the /nrl/ constitution. Show some respect. LawGod on usurpation of Walkcunt watch.
Watching my favourite fictional movie lads
>>76670294
cherry boy
LawGOD
its the winter solstice lads
have you prayed to purin/odin?
>>76670302
cringe
>>76670304
Directed and produced by based LawGod, no doubt.
>>76670317
No, Steven Spielberg directed Schindler's List
>>76670302
/nrl/ is an unincorporated association by constitution
the directors are voted in by all members of the fellowship
membership is only granted by absolutely consistent posting of the highest merit
any potential member found to be a redditposter from nrl who comes here to pretend not to be a fag will be banned from the entity and required to pay damages upto and including the cost to revert nrl back to its former position before being exposed to your shitposting faggotry
>>76670315
Walkcunt detected.
Whats your after party look like lads win or lose, mine:
QLD win
>keep drinking but happy about it
>watch King Kong kino
>shitpost
NSW win
>keep drinking but salty about it
>watch King Kong kino
>shitpost pretending to be NSW to get (yous)
>>76670313
I'm praying to LawGOD
MultiGOD on forgotten and bankrupt watch
>>76670326
Based fucking LawGOD
>>76668590
only acceptable when referencing the absolute trashiest women
>>76670338
multigod is lawgod
MackZiggy
>>76670326
WalkCUNT on irrelevance watch
LawGOD is based Reality Check
Just received my /nrl/ dividends for this year lads
When you're preparing your Origin dinner tonight, please remember that lamb is the offical Waleed approved meat that PROPERLY represents the diversity of Australia and supports all races, religions and gender identities. Thank you.
>>76670038
>super netball
Reminder that all anti LawGOD posts are walkie desperately trying to cling on to the modicum of relevance that he still possesses. Pathetic. Glad we've finally ushered in the era of based LawGOD.
>>76670055
you are implying things, anon
Casual reminder that I predicted NSW to win the series
Reminder that all LawGOD posts are LawGod himself desperately trying to gain a modicum of respect that his parents never gave him. Pathetic. Glad we've finally ushered in the era of based LawGOD.
>>76670055
JFBF, I love you.
>>76670366
NRL is NOT a company limited by shares
ALL PROFITS MUST REMAIN THE ASSETS OF THE UNINC. ASSOC.
RETURN WHATEVER FUNDS YOU HAVE EMBEZZELED
>>76670382
based RC
LawGod Ltd.
>>76670393
My dividends and remuneration were passed unanimously by board meeting of all directors, it's all above board mate
>NRLanon has stepped down from his role as Director at NRL Uninc Assoc. amid speculation of salary cap breaches
Trying to force a meme that will never catch on lads
LawGod, Doctor of Law.
>Roleplaying
Just got caught taking cocaine in a pub lads, will you accept my resignation?
>>76670429
Walkcunt
>average thugby peegue player
Walkie, your backside is the vessel for my seed
>LawBro posting
Lawbro, im coming after your ass next.
I've got enough dick for the both of you.
>>76670492
LawBro drew up those rules himself.
>he doesn't know that lawyers don't make laws and that JB Hi FI staff make the laws
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Just went broke because the unincorporated association which I guaranteed got sued lads
I hate you all you shitcunts
We take threats of suicide or sad posts very seriously here in /nrl/ lads
LIFELINE 13 11 14
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>>76670613
good post
Dubs and NSW win by 8
Hayne MTOM
re-rolling but instead tedesco MTOM
gonna put 500 on qld if they are behind at half time
dubs and maroons win
NSW win 18-14
Hayne to score 1 try
Tedesco MTOM
>2005 Game 2
>>76670627
save your money...or dont..i dont really care
This is my first ever post. How'd I do?
>>76670655
Delete the post and try agian.
>>76670655
Get the fuck out of here faggot.
>>76670650
did germany end up winning 5-0?
>>76670663
https://pastebin.com/hTK8sUsy
>>76670655
at least you got dubs
>>76670655
LawGOD approves.
I'm new here and it's all so overwhelming, who is LawGod and how is WalkGod, I thought they were guys with names but I don't see them anywhere
>>76670671
Will (you) be watching Origin lad? Support NSW too 2bh
Leftover spaghetti for dinner. If that's not enough, left over fried rice. If that's still not enough, new grilled chicken legs.
Just put 50 on NSW winning margin of 1-12
Just reset my router lads.
Big ol' Porter house and burnt snags on bbq for dinner lads, well done of course and everything lathered in mato sauce
>>76670683
I had sushi and an ice coffee for tea
Why are you all eating dinner at 5:30pm you fucking old cunts
NSW to start the dynasty tonight. Remember no Thurston, Cronk or Slater after this year. All their forwards weak as fuck and Milford won't carry the team by himself next year.
Anyone old enough to remember the QLD crying when they lost just 2 in a row and it irrelevant? Glorious times ahead lads.
>>76670655
fuck off fag
>>76670663
>remember I put a lazy tip in for that game
>wow I wonder if the cuckeroos actually won!
>Germany won 3-2
>well...that's pretty good I guess.. maybe I don't give them enough credit
>read match report
>"Australia's best side was unable to steal a point against a bunch of nobodies playing for Germany"
whatever. I still tipped the winner, but I bet you kids had fun staying up til 4AM posting pictures of canoes.
>>76670710
based RC
Remember to filter all trippies and homosexuals lads
>he brags about how he tipped germany beating australia in soccer
ohh wooow, he can see the future!
>>76670724
What if I'm a lesbian?
>>76670682
I got a m8 in Gold Coast (who's from Aukland) sorry lad. Just looked up the NRL Premierships list and kinda feel bad now
>>76670730
>>76670734
>Gold Coast (who's from Aukland)
classic
remember that the game thread is gonna be aids
not gonna be in it 2bh lads, Victorians will poop it up again
Imagine naming your state after a girl
Why is every state that isn't NSW or Qld so bad at sport?
>>76670730
Did you tip Germany? Saw lots of Australian's predicting a draw in that thread so I'm guessing not.
>he think all Australian posters are one person
Hey /r/sports/ :). Tonight, one of the greatest sporting events on the entire planet is taking place, and you probably don't even know about it! Hard hits, awesome skill, fast players, it's got it all :). The game? State of Origin. The sport? Rugby league. What's on the line? Only state bragging rights for the entire year. Think of it like a probowl that actually matters :). Speaking of which, the rules are simple! You get 6 (downs) to score a try (touchdown) and if you don't succeed, you must kick it to the other team. Only backwards passing. Come see former NFL Superstar Jarryd Hayne in action in the game that made him a star in the NFL. Join us in the game thread, ya cunts :). Kickoff is in 2 hours:
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facebook machine is telling me i'm a loser
Why are Asians so disgusting?
>>76670787
is there anything more cringe than an Australian trying so hard to be an American version of an Aussie? Literally nobody says cunt. I know that post isn't real but still.
>>76670796
lol
>>76670784
confirmed for tipping a draw
>I saw some aussies say something that must mean you thought that too
pathetic
https://pastebin.com/hTK8sUsy
Reminder that Mitchell Pearce is elite and DCE is not.
>>76670809
>Literally nobody says cunt
Depending on your age group. Every young 20 something uni student overuses it, and a lot of older guys who hang around Bowling Clubs and RSL's do too.
>>76670822
Just give it up mate I out tipped you in a match I "literally" could not care less about.
I reccomend that you stop participating in the leejun hivemind and start LISTENING to me - the Tip God.
Based Pauline Hanson pushing for autismos to be in separate classes from normal people.
Post your origin get-ups!
this post is aimed at getting your attention and the possibility of a reply from you
hey gay cunts
hey kurt
notice how I don't dignify the trip user with a (you)? I simply show he's pathetic and he's not a genius for tipping an obvious match - he gets upset.
>>76670862
when can I pre-order walkie
Xbox One game
check these 8's lads
gone all in with my sportsbet account lads
RIP LawGOD
>>76670858
ok lad, here
1 more than ps4 ;^)
>>76670881
>I-I didn't tip badly you did!
>look how superior I am by not showing courtesy and replying to your post!
A simple little worker bee trapped in the hive...
saw a beautiful black woman down the street today
>another muslim terrorist attack in Europe
all women are beautiful
>>76670901
nice
All men are homosexual.
>ywn date Jessica Mauboy
i'm talking about an african woman, not an abo.
Mauboy is the exception 2bh..
>15,000 tickets were given away for free for tonight
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<39 posters
welcome reddit
nothing more cringeworthy than people who type in an accent jesus fucking christ
>>76670787
fucking hell
i dont want to watch NRL ever again now
State of Poorigin
>rebel wilson
>>76670999
Jennifer Hudson is a poor singer on all technical levels.
Fucking dirty at dan Murphys lads, I checked boozle and they said it was 46 there and then I go there and the cunts have it for 52 bucks, had to get stubbies instead of cans lads.
Enjoying a block of M&M crispy before the game lads
>>76670995
it's fake
Gonna force LawGod for the rest of the year, lads.
>>76671018
sounds like you have a cause of action under the australian consumer law lad
Reminder that the lad that got spear tackled and landed on his neck, his nickname is now wheels. Please be respectful and call him that.
>>76671034
mitchell moses nickname is dickhead sorry lad
NSW winning and Pearce getting McKinnoned would be the best outcome.
http://www.nswrl.com.au/news/2017/06/19/live_steam_under_18s.html
Manlet NRL
its like when McGregor fights in MMA, you just enjoy the novelty of boyish sized people having a go but you dont take it serious and you never spend money to watch it
You're a young athletic black athlete what sport do you choose?
You're 6'5" 230 lbs and are deciding between pursuing a pro career in basketball or football which sport do you choose?
-edit-
other things to consider aside from yourself is the viability of successfully making it in pro-basketball vs football.
>>76671041
>Poorce still gets to call himself an Origin winner
>>76671049
Football TE lad, much better chance of making it.
>>76671033
I wish, more like boozle fucked up but thanks LawBro
Where my real /nrl/ family at. Don't like all these newfags lads.
going to be staying in Sydney on the 21/7 when game 3 is on
Anyone want to meet up and watch the game
then after we can head back to the hotel room work booked for me to play some video games
I love newfriends.
>>76671067
nah i dont think id like to do that
>>76670787
ok is this real? I'm on the sub and cant find it
is she dare I say it
Fuck me lads, now we have a cunt actually saying he's on the sub. I fucking hate origin
Will kick off be before 8:30
Just a reminder to all you newcunts. This is my waifu
>>76671087
jezfromthebush
Anybody else going on r/nrl tonight? I'll be posting both here and there lol
Pushing a narrative lads
>>76671087
FUARK
when does the narthwal bacon?
>>76671090
im a mod there just pm me and ill let you know the template of cool replies
hot tip: saying the same thing as every other cunt says wil do you well ;)
I am so horny that I feel like ripping my dick off.
>>76671090
I only come here for origin and don't worry guys I'll make a thread when this one gets to 500.
That is bump limit for you new guys.
Which means the thread usually dies soon after.
I'll post the link a few times so you don't get left behind.
Go blues!!!!
Pushing out a log lads
>>76671100
virgin
kiwi birthrate is going up as we speak
>>76671071
dont be a soft cock
>>76671114
He won't be if he goes to your hotel room after the game WOOOOOOWWEEEEEEEE
lawgod back from the garagegym and shower. lyle macdonalds rapid fat loss protein sparing diet is my life for at least 20 more days
>>76671113
Almost every country has an accelerating birth rate you worm
Did walkGOD ever refer to himself in the 3rd person lads?
>>76669089
Already fucked that up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt--SGmIKIQ
I have an accelerating heart rate lads from the excitement of origin and also my bad diet of unhealthy foods and sedentary lifestyle that results in me being obese
Will the Cowboys single handedly carry QLD?
No, it's really me, Sean.
>>76671165
back from you power walk m80?
You changed my life with that stuff, I just wanted you to know that <3
afl
Why did you delete me on snapchat walkie? :(
>>76671184
I hate how I'm a thing on here, I just want to post anonymously and you kept posting my pics
*buurrrrrps* w-welcome to JB Hi-Fi how can I help you today
Can someone give me a quick rundown on Cooper Cronk?
>>76671194
>5 minutes before kickoff
>QLD are in the dressing room and Michael Hagan is giving the final speech
>all of a sudden everybody turns around as Cooper Cronk drops the copy of "Le Temps retrouvé" he was reading
>there is silence throughout the dressing room
>Cronk stands up and joins his teammates in a huddle
>he slowly starts chanting, building faster and faster as the game approaches
>COGITO
>ERGO
>SUM
>COGITO
>ERGO
>SUM
>COGITO
>ERGO
>SUM
>the entire team is chanting with him now (except for Kevin Walters)
>Cronk runs out and goes on to lead the team to victory in historic fashion and Cronk gets a statue in front of the Queensland State Library for his performance
>>76671194
I fingered him in a night club once
>>76671208
Is there only 1 library in Queensland?
>>76671193
Can you show me to the PC gaming section and tell me what you have on sale?
Fuck me /sp/ has shit memes.
>>76671224
Funny thing is its not even a library anymore. It's been refurbished as a prison now.
Thread is starting to stink, lads.
are any players going to dab tonight? not watching if they don't 2bh
*plays pod against you*
>State of Origin
>The “““““pinnacle””””” of Rugby League
>The face of the game nowhere to be seen
Not even going to bother watching this absolute farce lads
>>76671259
is xir trans?
The reason you should NOT be watching Origin is because the MISOGYNIST NRL did not select any female referees.
>>76671231
I'm not into "gamer culture", and I feel sorry for people who have video games as their only hobby.
>>76671264
newcunt
probably watch twitch instead of the game
Can someone give me a quick rundown on the Fifita brothers?
>>76671274
Andrew= Alyosha
David= Smerdyakov
>>76671274
One's elite and the other is a shitter in some shitter club in England
>>76671284
You dun goof'd leaving the replies in
Put 5 bets on and will probably lose every one of them lads
REAL /pringles/ hours, WHO tf up
>>76671282
One eats pies scores trys. The other claims illegal benefits.
>>76671301
I think I know that guy
Could I get a short summary of the Burgess brothers please?
>>76671305
It's me, Sean.
>>76671308
absolutely natty
Would I be able to request a quick query on the Morris twins?
Summary of the Matautia brothers, please?
Pearce is OUT lads, Moylan comes in to the team
*reads u descartes*
Looking for a basic gestalt on James Maloney
Everytime they say niggled I think about the word nigger lads
https://www.triplem.com.au/sydney
REAL RYAN GIRDLER AND WENDELL SAILOR HOURS
>>76671267
Watching sport is also my hobby
>>76671267
Based fucking Walkie.
Niggers niggle niggardly.
>>76671351
the shitload of ads they put on on origin nights make me sad lads
Also NSW by 8
sports are so pedestrian
how is the sportsball going
>>76671368
Epic Seinfeld reference, bro
Final prediction:
NSW 20
QLD 12
Just revealed that I get my laughs from racial slurs targeted at my fellow man just because the colour of his skin is not the same as mine and I am too unintelligent to listen to Based Triple J and watch Based The Project and Based The Feed lads
>>76671383
RIP NSW
>>76671383
Get raped.
>>76671368
I'd rather do some experiments that will illuminate the brain and dazzle the eye
>>76671386
Fuck off Waleed you shitcunt
Reminder that I WILL still force based Law G**
where can i stream this lovely game? my tv broke on monday
Reminder that this game is already scripted to be a Queensland comeback setting up the Thurston goodbye game story in game 3. Hopelessly rigged "sport"
Gus looks like death
reddit.com/user/basedwalkie
>>76671416
Reminder NRL get 8% of profits from betting on matches, making them both bookie and organiser, blurring the lines between what should be legal because of the risk of a conflict of interest.
It's not origin without fatty whispering in the maroons shed
Imagine being so desperate that you pick Tim Glasby
>Greenberg is Jewish, and represented Australia in cricket at two editions of the Maccabiah Games, an international multi-sport event for Jewish athletes
give me a vlc stream someone
Tim Glasby is so fucking irrelevant that Lockyer can't even pronounce his name
KEK
Ahh no streams in this shitty country help!
Are there any channel 9 acestreams?
I'll give you a "stream" of good news. Jesus Christ loves you and wants to save your soul. All you need to do is accept Him into your heart as your personal saviour.
The pregame shit is on 9now, though I don't know why anyone would want to watch that, and direct links for livestream won't be up until kickoff or close to.
>>76671447
channel 9
fake facebook account
fre go! viewing
apparently my name is john smith ;)
>>76671446
XDXD SO FUNE LOL
Just put another bet on, can't help myself lads
>>76671447
I can help.
I'm assuming you don't have a TV so I won't waste time directing you to the channel.
Go down to your local sports bar, call up some friends or just make friends if you don't have any and watch it there.
Posting here is a waste of time for someone your age.
Must be a strong wind blowin me aerial around. Coverage keeps breakin up.
>>76671453
where the fucks my pregame
getting some shitty cop show
wake me up before kickoff
>>76671470
We're just getting our wigs ready
>grinspoon
wew laddies
>>76671469
You're clearly watching Go you dumb cunt
Grinspoon are still around?
>those blue lights in the crowd
pathetic
who are these faggots
Just bought a Smartwig, lads.
>>76671482
They're the blatchys wigs mate, they also have built in radio to make them extra stupid
>>76671484
Grinspoon m8
wow Grinspoon sounds like THAT?
>>76671462
Only have foxtel ports in this shithole, can't go out got work at 6am. Cheers.
>>76671482
>downloading malware just so you can shine your light like some sad cunt
Is /NSW/ not our guy?
Phil needs to get back on the ice.
Grinners, could be far worse tbqh
Anyway, what's more legit cw qld, blue cotton button down workshirt or khaki, seems blue which I'm not sure I like
>>76671489
where the fuck have you been hiding m8
>>76671489
It shocked me too
>>76670848
>Tip God
>gets 25 things wrong in one footy season in which he disappeared for most of it
Looks like the Grinspoon singer had a shot of harry before he got on stage
>>76671383
QLD to win by a shitload
>>76671504
his drug of choice is ice lad. keep up with the times.
>>76671500
Only 25 things is really good though?
Doin some stinkers in the front bar, quiet but
>>76671513
He only posted like 40 predictions that season.
Only time I saw Reality Kek tip anything on his twitter he got BTFO by a Souths game, claimed it was rigged and didn't tip league again for weeks
Pre game cone lads.
>>76671512
>Grinspoon
>keep up with the times
Pick one mate
> having a foreign introduced species toad as a mascot
Spit in the eye of every QLD farmer desu, poor effort.
based sportsbet minus NRLS 8% cut
based conflict of interest youd never allow in any sport
>yeah Dana White here we're running the bookies for MMA. Nothing sus.
>asians playing league
>>76671527
Pack me one cunt I'm on my way
>>76669600
>>76671527
1. clean your bong
2. give me a cone
Even the NSW kids won
Reminder that poising your body with illicit drugs and gambling on sporting events are sins that will stain your soul. I will pray for you.
>>76671541
Kek. Let me get me neck brace on so me pussy little neck doesn't snap again
>>76671541
>>76671526
Reality Cunt flowchart:
Tip
V
Was it correct?
V
> No ---> Claim the game was rigged/claim it was merely a test and that you were right all alone ---> Brag about your ELITE tipping godliness
> Yes ---> Brag about your ELITE tipping godliness
>>76671552
Based.
>>76671537
shaun johnson is a hapa
>>76671555
Surprised his head didn't fall off with that piss weak neck of his.
>>76671544
Still high not worried
>>76671557
Bitchality cunt does the same thing in AFL. Getting pretty predictable and pedestrian 2bh
>>76671568
Based fucking JFBF
>>76671572
its just gross lad. ruins the flavour.
Any stream lads? Stuck at work for this
GRINSPOON LADS
Billy Slater has played shit since hes come back
>be Queensland
>got two things going for ya. Floods and footy
>lose origin
>at least you still have floods
>>76671592
https://livestream-f.akamaihd.net/i/3161248_7103183_lsi8yh9rm3krndb3hky_1@125978/index_2320_av-b.m3u8?sd=10&dw=100&rebase=on&hdntl=exp=1498124747~acl=%2fi%2f3161248_7103183_lsi8yh9rm3krndb3hky_1%40125978%2f*~data=hdntl~hmac=7dd964805f598c7409becb92db4347fe859142a8b3405e0174c5baef1f2154db
Shove it up your bum lads
>For me, it's the best number 1 I've ever seen
Is Channel 9 writer /ourguy/?
Seriously though lads, Tim Glasby isn't actually playing right?
https://www.reddit.com/user/noblesheep
Where did joey get that giant ipad from lads
Just did a number 2 lads
SHATE VS SHATE
Imagine the smell in the qld meeting room lads
>>76671610
>furries in the marketing
I'm Adolf Hitler and I approve this message.
>>76671549
They haven't played yet. Kick off is at 8.15
can white people be australias most colourful footy fan?
>>76671580
Meh. I didn't notice.
The fuck is Merrin doing there? Cunt is in reserve grade form.
Johns looks a bit fidgety
>>76671634
based walkie
>>76671527
HAHAHA DUDE WEED LMAO
New thread where?
>all of these brown people in these ads
this is why i dont watch the electric jew anymore
The boys are gonna have to give it 110% for 80 mins
Can they do it?
>>76671644
sympathy for getting blacked
>>76671660
its pretty gross hey
do they think everyone in nsw/australia is leb?
Real /nrl/ stay here it will be comfy
>>76671660
I saw an ad on a bus stop the other day which was a family with a white woman, white man and white kid getting all cozy together, but then there was just this one young black guy with them for some reason.
These cunt's for real.
Some cunt give me a steam.
#QLDONSUICIDEWATCH
Will Chambers looks like he doesn't know where he is or what the fuck is going on
>>76671692
Just chuck in a token black kid and the SJWs will shut up
Success
and
Survival
>>76671700
Typical blues customer, a complete fuckwit cause my stream is working, keep refreshing.
Can we make /1000/ lads?
>those manlets
When will they learn?
>>76671729
> Coherent sentence
> QLD supporter
Pick one.
well it was a good run nswbros. back to reality
>>76671890
STATE VS STATE
>>76671890
One game dynasty lads. Was good while it lasted
>>76671890
nsw will make comback in the last 10 mins
screencap this
>>76671890
>good """""run"""""
HAHAHAHAHAHA QLD
*BREATHES IN*
HAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU CUNTS ARE SOOOO SHIT
>>76671383
kek
>>76671416
areyouawizard.jpg
>>76671416
absolute elite truthbomb
I'm done with the NRL. What a joke of a game
>all the NSW customers retreated back to this thread
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>First half penalty count 4-3
>Second half penalty count 0-3
Literally refballed to victory to suit the narrative
retreating away from the normalfag thread into this one so i can offtopic shitpost to distract me from the result lads
>>76670855
this isn't a cringe thread mate
(((greenberg))) revenue refereeing conspiracy confirmed