/Tennis/ - Halle & Queens Club - Mid grass season

>>>/fa/

OSTAPENKO!!!

Stream for matches
http://hdtennis.ru/translations/translyacii-tennisa/

>Murri losing to literally whos in quite a few tourneys
Injuries? Burnt out? SCAM?

can a degenerate give me the odds on a straight set win 76 76

>>76660432
All three.

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>promises to donate his winnings to the victims of the tower fire
>loses in 1st round

azarenka is playing rn

also why did cuteaveit withdraw?

>>76660472
8D backhand

>>76660432
there is the possibility he had to train/change his body so dramatically to get to where he is that it won't last as long as a more natural physiche, but he's probably just angry at being scotish

>>76660509
so he really is a ftm transman?

>da fuq

>>76660939
wtf i love ukraine now

looks like I missed a good day of tennis 2bh
did anyone watch the Raonic match? is The Kokk truly back or was Raonic just shit? I haven't seen The Kokk since his comeback
also
>SCAM
surely he's not the favourite anymore? Federer will kick his ass if they were to meet

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What's the best music to listen to while waiting for Wimbledon to start?

>>76661086
Intelligent grime

>>76661014
A bit of both. Pretty much all of the stats favored Raonic but Kokk played better in big points since Milos went 0/9 in BPs and had 1-2 set points in the second set TB.
Who knows. Maybe SCAM will focus only on slams and WTFs now. But most likely it looks like he (and Djokovic) will bomb out in Wimbly.

>>76661014
The Kokk really held up with a full blooded performance, made himself hard to beat then came all over Raonic's face and chest.
>the mystery of SCAM

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>look at livescores
>SCAMdy murrie already out
>shitmemeios already out
toppest of keks

>>76661086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-QFj59PON4

>>76661129
>>76661139
hoping to see a rejuvenated Djokovic for Wimbledon. I wanna see Fed and Djoko in the final. would be ebin

Bet on Nadal or Murray to win Wimble, ez money lads.

>>76661260
A bit too soon for Novak to get rejuvenated.

>>76661283
Rafa's knees will explode before 3R. notarise this post

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Quite enjoying this low light.

>>76661086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8Ymd-OCucs

SINGLES

Birmingham
12.30 Siniakova - Gavrilova
14.00 Broady - Kvitova
15.30 Strycova - Barty
17.00 Safarova - Osaka

Mallorca
12.30 Schiavone - Pliskova Kr.
14.00 Bellis - Barthel
17.00 Pavlyuchenkova - Görges
19.00 Rogers - Lisicki

DOUBLES

Birmingham
12.30 Aoyama/Yang - Dabrowski/Xu
14.00 Chan/Zhang - Cortnet/Putinseva
15.30 Kichenok/Savchuk - Spears/Srebot
17.30 Atawo/McHale - Broady/Watson

Mallorca
12.30 Jankovic/Sevastova - Moore/Wongteanchai
14.00 Grönefeld/Peschke - Parra-Santonja/Soler-Espinosa
15.30 Chan/Hingis - Cepede/Sorribe Tormo

>>76661086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbSPCrL3LzU

>>76661716
That guy's cute I'd suck his dick for sum money

>>76661716
fuck the one percent!!!

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just got this email lads
Should I go beat up Peru?

>>76661283
Thanks m8, I'm off to bet my house and life savings on them.

>>76661919
I went to Peru once it was spooky af the bus drove on a muddy single lane road on a mountain I thought I was going to die and the woman next to me was doing that jesus cross this with her chest

>>76661884
Fuck off you tax dodging kike

>>76660994

quality

>>76662759
shit meme you should feel bad and it's never caught on

>>76662759
Thanks for noticing
Didn't think anyone would see once they moved over threads

What's the Mario's moniker again?

>>76663039
"it's a me, mario!"
t. knower

>>76661919
Just buy a copy of the new Ghost Recon.

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>>76663045
good burger > good cheesesteak
average cheesesteak > average burger

>>76663095
lamb is goat meat

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i have a sirloin steak that needs cooking

what shall i season it with and what shall i pair it with?

>>76663350
Pepper salt butter. Please season after frying.

Beans and taters are good sides

Man what the duck happend in bongland?
Visted my uncle & cousins just to miss half the seeds going down the drain.

>>76663819
>butter.
no. olive oil.

>season after frying
never tried zis desu

>>76663845
Magic of the cup, la.

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TENNIS but also communism

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>>76664038
GOMMIES GED DHE FUG OUD :DDDDD

>>76662604
did your parents bully you?

>>76664251
Can't handle the banter love?

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>>76664506
weak bantz, but you carry on

Nick Land

I feel like we should bring this poll back

http://www.strawpoll.me/1056666
http://www.strawpoll.me/1056666
http://www.strawpoll.me/1056666

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Cooked it a wee bit too long

>>76665103
Where are your sides bruh

im on a seafood diet.
when i see food i eat (it if its seafood)

>>76666311
i like this post

>it's a meat and dairy eaters post their food in /10is/ episode

Stop #triggering me

>>76665453
in orbit xddddddddddd

>ranking, rating or reckoning grass over clay
true mark of a tennis casual desu

>>76668039
>I rate clay

philjones.jpg

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rate the dinner

>>76668150
I don't understand how you guys don't put rice in every meal.

a bit drunk here ama

>>76668196
americans have a phobia of rice pasta and potatoes

>>76668150
needs more meat 2bh

>>76668892
Potatoes are unironically my favorite food, bar none.
Baked boiled mashed sliced diced fried doesn't matter I want them in my belly

>>76661707
Gavrilova
Kvitova
Strycova
Safarova

Pliskova
Barthel
Pavlyuchenkova
Rogers

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How can siblings look so nothing alike?

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please save us kyrGOAT

>>76670539
He KNEEds to fix himself up for Wimbly first m8

Everybody pronounces it "keer-jee-ohs" right?

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>>76670542
yeha pal
he'll win wimbly for sure

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>mfw kyrGOAT wins wimbledon

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>mfw kyrGOAT injured

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>the perfect female body doesn't exi--

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>mfw kyrGOAT win the golden slam

>>76669332
potatoes are GOAT

>>76670756
needs more blubber tbqh

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>fast

>>76670756
Thats a male body

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Why do Britmedia hate their own people so much?

Schedule for relevant matches:

Halle
12:00 Gasquet - Tomic
13:30 Bautista-Agut - Brown
15:00 Kohlschreiber - Zverev (4)
17:30 Haase - Thiem (2)

Queen's
13:00 Troicki - Young
14:30 Muller - Tsonga (5)
16:00 Dimitrov (6) - Benneteau
17:30 Berdych (7) - Shapovalov

>>76670992
tomic
autista
zverev
thiem

troicki
muller
babyfed
shit

>>76670992
Do you always post these in a certain time zone or the time zone of where they take place?

>>76671057
i usually use local time, wherever that is
(CEST) in this case

although I just realized Queen's should be BST

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>>76670984
>"When he was crushed by an Aussie no-hoper"
Rude

>>76670919
fag detected!

Will Murray break the most points lost within a year record ?

For non-injured players.

>>76671119
Depends on if you count only men or women as well.

>>76671127
>women tennis
>important

>>76671200
>list of biggest chokes and goofs
>not taking wimmin into consideration

pls

>>76671119
he's not doing so terribly. he is #7 in the race. I think he'll be in the top 5 by the end of the year

>>76671216
so with women will andy be still the worst?

>>76671216
Their entire sport is a goof

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>>76671234
probably not

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lopez to win wimbly mates, save this

>>76671283
thank you based jesus

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>>76671283
*blocks his path*

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>>76671283
*block 1/3 of his path*

>>76671381
>tfw this guys probably gets laid and you don't

Does he even fucken lift?

>>76671381
kek

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>>76671283
*blocks everyones path*

>>76671381
>negative pectoral muscles

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I made a horrible nightmare last night
I dreamed that for the first match of Nadal on grass at Wimbledon, he was facing Istomin and everyone was curious about his level on grass
And guess what? He was totally destroying Istomin, his backhand was unbelievable his best backhand game ever, his serve was also amazing, he never put that much lift on grass ever before and he was destroying poor Isto 6-0 in the second set
Everybody was amazed and realised that he was going to easily win Wimbledon
It's was horrible /sp/, horrible

It's official. Novak is playing Eastbourne.
https://www.lta.org.uk/major-events/Aegon-International-Eastbourne/international-news/2017/novak-djokovic-accepts-agon-international-wild-card?utm_source=t.co&utm_medium=referral

>>76671838
lol

>>76671838
lmao

>>76671560
I'd be happy if he came far. He can't go into pared de espana mode on grass and his attack game is pretty entertaining.

>>76660373
dint no andee cud go so fast

morning tennisists, gasquet really is elite manlet

based hdtennis.ru

>elite Australian grass specialist Bernard Tomic

Based Gasquet, he can reach the third round of Wimbly this year.

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>>76668921
chicken on the left plate
>>76670542
but WILLY?
>>76670984
how else would you describe andy's performance?
>>76671381
Boris Becker on Zverev; 'We call him treasure because of his sunken chest.'
>>76672429
PUT 'IM IN A CASQUET

Not sure if people already know this trick, but there is an easy way to stream both Queen’s & Wimbledon in good quality from the BBC website, even if you are not based in the UK.

You must use Chrome for this to work.
Go onto the Chrome web store and search for ‘Beebs’. This is an extension that unlocks the BBC iPlayer for international users.
Add it to Chrome (for free) and clear cookies from your browser.
Go onto the BBC Sport homepage and the 1st headline should be ‘live tennis’ or something along those lines.
You should now be able to watch the live stream of Queen’s for this week! It will work for Wimbledon as well where you will be able to choose which court to watch at any stage of the day.
????
Profit!

Hope this helps – there are probably better guides online for this but it’s fairly straightforward.
thank me later

this commentary wench is pronouncing the 't' in Agut. come on Brown,
PUT 'IM IN A DUSTBIN

>>76672848
enjoy your botnet

>>76672891
botnet?

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>>76672891
merchant of fear

>>76672903
Just /g/ memeing but I wouldn't run an addon without knowing how it breaks the geoblock (some tunneling has to be involved)

Especially when shit like hola exist.
Just use Unotelly or some other DNS tunnel service. At least all you send them is the domains you visit.

>>76673060
>Just use Unotelly
this

>>76673060
thanks buddy

http://sportstream365.com/viewer?game=120659359

Bautista is SHOOK

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Halle lujah

>>76673339
THICC

BROWNED

Federer and Nadal will end as 1 and 2 this year.
Cap this post.

>>76661919
cheap coke I bet

>>76673339
lt. whorebitch got a tan

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>>76673405
>

>>76668150
meat looks a bit raw for my taste, otherwise nice all round 8/10

>>76673405
>top 10 controversial posts of 2017

>>76672848
thanks reddit!

What if Dustin Brown was Federer and Federer was Dustin Brown?

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>>76673405
*blocks path*

>>76671020
you may still literally be wrong on all of these

>>76671560
That was pretty much 2014, Nadal had sweeped RG once again, beaten Klizan, Rosol and Gabashvili, all of whom were playing well. But then the mad lad Kyrgios popped out of nowhere and took the win.

Dont worry Nadal will yet loose to KEvin Andersson in R2 or something

>>76673425
when ur're distributing communist literature on you sled with your team of dogs to the already commy people, does the dogpoos get in your face? i heard this is a problem for slaymen

>>76673512
muller won't lose

>>76673552
I was the guy who picked Muller to win against Zverev. I'm not sure about this one.

Muller is 34 years old and has played like 6 matches in a week and he didn't look great versus Basiliashvili. Its a 50/50 match up. The more clutch guy will win

>>76673428
dewd
calm yourself

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>When you notice that there is home advantage in tennis
>When you notice that Federer doesn't want to bagel people with a good character
>When it still seems strange that Halle has a roof and Mallorca is played on grass
>When you watch the whole Pliskova match and only realize that it was her sister after the match

>>76673600
>When you notice that Federer doesn't want to bagel people with a good character
So Mischa is a cunt?

>>76673600
>When you notice that Federer doesn't want to bagel people with a good character
Gaudio must have been a real asshole

btw thanks based British tax payers for providing this pleasant HD grass court tennis coverage
>>76673552
lol never mind, Muller is looking so good on grass. Really cheeky player with the lefty serve and volley and decent groundstrokes. Muller might be in the top 10 best players on grass. Wouldn't be surprised if Muller made the semis or even quarters at Wimbly

>>76673652
>>76673575
lol, that dere smooth backtracking

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/21/tennis-champion-boris-becker-declared-bankrupt/

>>76673624
http://www.tennisworldusa.org/news/news/Roger_Federer/28435/gaston-gaudio-in-2000-i-thought-federer-would-never-become-world-no-1-/
>In 2000, during a match against Federer in Rome, Gaudio said. "This person is terrible. He'll never become world no. 1, he doesn't know how to play one-handed backhand, I don't know how he can become World No.1"

>>76673681
>blowing your entire fortune on dark skinned hookers & gold diggers

>>76673681
>Regards, Pepe

>>76673671
I'm pulling for Muller. Such a talented guy who has underpreformed a bit in his career. Peak Tsonga can beat anyone on grass though, obviously not playing great though

>>76673681
>Mr Briggs said: "He is not a sophisticated individual when it comes to finances.
lel

>the circus camp of dustin clown

>JUSTin Bleached

>>76673689
>Federer remembers

tsonga terrible

>>76673710
It's mostly Tsonga being the one that's playing like shit since a few months back. I still cant believe that he lost in the 1R to Renzo fucking Olivo in the FO.

>JUSTin Clown

>>76673766
He just got a kid, and if you're a good father your career will suffer. Tsonga is not like Federer who just hikes and plays tennis all day

>tfw Tsonga will never learn you how to play tennis


But make no mistake Muller is playing perfectly

kokkinakis watching this shitshow
gotta love the kokk

>>76673681
>tfw you realise he brought his name into play just to scam off kerbe to pay his hookers

Should I go to Wimbeldon for a few days?

200 euros for the flight
200 euros for good tickets
100 euros for shitty hostel
100 euros for food

600 euros and I see some of that sexy tennis, one day on court one one day on outer courts


would it be worth it?

>>76673809
I make mistake. Muller is just servebotting his way to victory.

Ludicrous that Tsonga has such a low% of points won with his 2nd serve, mostly lost due to UEs.

tsonga has had a weird season, really good in the 250s/500s and shit in masters/slams

>>76673823
the kokk actually has a love of the game imo

I always thought he was a better prospect than kyrgios because of his mentality and better all-court game

Come on, Bonga. Awake.

>>76673849
>going to londonistan

>>76673860
>I make mistake
what mistake? You were right that Muller would win. Muller is hitting his groundstrokes nicely, pressing the ball to his weak backhand

btw its 41 celsius warm, warmest in Britain since 1976, so its impressive how the players keep up

>>76673869
so you think if kokkinakis stay injury free he'll be the better player than nick?
btw if I would be a professional tennis player I would watch as much tennis live as I could.

>>76673849
if you can afford it, definitely

>>76673681
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE BANKRUPT BUT
I FOUND A WAY
I FOUND A WAY

>>76673906
>as much tennis live as I could
so not much. at least not if you're any good

>>76673909
that's the thing though, I'm an unemployed student living on government grants and trust funds

not sure if I can afford it

>>76673896
>Muller is hitting his groundstrokes nicely, pressing the ball to his weak backhand

That is like tennis tactics 101. Nothing special about it. Every player will always try to do that as the backhand is generally the weakest stroke.

>>76673940
probably not a good idea then, mate

>>76673906
yeah I unironically think so at least as far as all surfaces go, I'd expect kyrgios to be better on grass and some fast hards because he does have a superior serve

>>76673945
yeah but he is doing a good job with it, nice placement, ground rallies are usually Mullers werakest part, also since Muller is a lefty his forehand naturally goes there, making it hard for Tsonga
>>76673947
yeah, I'll just go watch a challenger in Finland instead

>>76672848
>chrome
No thanks

>Tsoncaca

>>76673940
>>76673940
>unemployed student living on government grants and trust funds
>support socialism
jj pls

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FUCK ATP AND FUCK MEN'S TENNIS

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>>76674026

>>76674012
point? I both profit from welfare state social democracy and from capitalist markets, you cant pin me down, Im a hypocrite in every way lol

>>76673849
Mene Ouluun, voit nähdä Borgin.

>>76674056
i profit both form...*

watching Kohli on 44p. if anyone has better streams, please post

>>76674026
It's kinda admirable that women can still compete at this level not being able to rely on anything but their ability to construct points, the pressure must be almost suffocating for them during tie-breaks or the end of a third set. At least men can use their serves to bail them out of tight spots.

>>76674069
Olen nähnyt häntä Tukholmassa, ei oli niin jännitäva
ja myös
>Mene Ouluun
ei kiitos

>>76674096
http://videostream.dn.ua/videopage/videoPage.php?=en&i=live

Select the one with Kohli and Zverev

>>76674092
thanks David
>>76674096
just use the British tax payer's service >>76672848

>queens worried

>>76674120
yeah I'm on that stream. it's a bit difficult to keep track of the ball
>>76674127
oh I forgot about BBC

Are we gonna keep pretending that Zverev's strokes aren't ugly and contrived as fuck?

>>76674111
Näin jälkikäteen katsottuna Niemisen jäähyväisottelu Federerin kanssa tuntuu menetetyltä mahdollisuudelta, kun en käynyt katsomassa.

>>76674108
It's a two-way street. Women are also facing less pressure when they're down match point on opponent's serve. As a man, when you lose your serve you're fucked.

>>76674026
>don't mind me. just a held serve passing by

>>76674183
But then again, losing your serve as a man becomes unlikely if you are on a favorauble surface and the other guy isnt one of the great returners of the tour.

>>76674169
jii olin siellä, vain nähdä Federer livenä on aika mahtava. Hän oli vain niin paljon parempi vaikka Nieminen pelasi ihan hyvin.

Yksi hauska hetki oli kuin Alexander Stubbin tyttöystävä heitti pallo kenttään samaan aikaan kuin Federer syötti ja piste oli pakko aloita alusta. Koko yleisö huokausi

>>76674235
>losing your serve as a man becomes unlikely if you are on a favorauble surface and the other guy isnt one of the great returners of the tour.

>being this dumb

>>76674240
>Federer ei antanut Jarkon voittaa edes hänen viimeisessä ottelussa

>>76674295
Federer johtaa H2H 16-0

N-nobody beat JUSTo Nieminen 17 times in a row

Before i ask my next question, how old are the ballgirls at queens?

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>Dimishit losing to a 45yo guy who's never won a title

how about the lines wenches@ halle

>>76674374
post pic. I don't follow halle.

>>76674382
halle not german enough?

is jarko a big deal in finland?

>>76674358
back to /tv/ you pedo

>>76674325
Sentään Jarkko on voittanut Novakin.

>>76674395
Kinda? He was our most famous tennis player before Kontinen but our athletes often get good coverage.

>>76674395
he was but he didn't get the respect he deserved, most of the attention going to fucking skiers and ski jumpers.


imo Jarkko is up there among the best in modern Finnish sports, only guys like Hyypiä, Litmanen and Selänne are clearly ahead. But many Finns just dont get how big a sport tennis is

>>76674382
see >>76648351

is a joge because the lines pipo look like theyre from harry potter or sum shit

>>76674440
teemu selanni
pekka rinne
sami salo (one ball :DDD)

>>76674446
lol she hot

>>76674440

Really? What about Kimi Raikkonen, you guys dont rate him?

>inb4 f1 not being a sport

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>>76674460

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>40 degrees
holy shit, it's hot
>>76674440
what about skaters, mate

>>76674446
sign me up 4 hogwarts bruv

>>76674474
that was just my personal opinion

In Finland Häkkinen > Räikkönen and both are pretty holy. Only hipsters like Bottas
>>76674477
>ice dancing
lol

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>>76674487
take that back right now

>>76674516
Can I please have a few grand? Tell your pops it's for a good cause

>>76674533
ask me again tomorrow

>>76674568
ok thanks

Fuck, poor Philips.

>Kohlscheisser

>>76674591
>>76674592
Wasn't watching, did something happen other than him jobbing?

>>76674609
Nah. I just feel bad for him. Just unlucky that he didnt got to play Zverev during one of his shit days tbqh.

>>76674656
>didnt got
reddit

>cacatrov

>>76674663
Obsessed much?

I shall once again remind you that Bernard Tomic, 21, lost 0-6 1-6 in 28 minutes to Jarkko Nieminen, 33, in the shortest ever ATP-level men's match, during the 2014 season.

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Oh, just a heatstroke let her sleep it out.

>>76674757
based bernie avoiding that double bagel

>>76674440
>he doesn't rate Longhill

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>>76674757
>BO3
>counting for anything
hothead pls

>>76674768
What a weak bitch.

kek he lost the point for slipping into the net

>>76674797
after hitting a clean winner, I might add

JUSTien Benneteau

>>76674477
>>76674516
Is this the BLACKED meme girl?

>>76674823
don't know who that is. this is Kiira Korpi

>>76674773
>ayy lmao I throw this spear very far
>random Kenyan enters the sport
>beats Finlands pride easily

>>76674693
don't rock the boat, you have a fanclub

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really gets these neurons firin

how was the zverev match? missed it, was making macaroni n bacon cauliflower cheese, wish i could post a pic but my phone is shite

>>76675107
only cheddar cheese is good british cheese

fokkin heat tßh

>>76675029
holy memes

>>76675174
you should publish all your pointleess rocom(m)endations in a book titled
'Cuc ks of American't'

>>76675287
cant spell cuck without UK

>>76675325
weak, if u and k were together in the word cuc k, you would have got me
>the state of US

>>76674823
I don't know what you are talking about but this is Kiira Korpi, one of the very few actual hot figure skaters.

Benneteau just asked for a ball that Dimitrov served and was called in. he then inspected the ball for traces of chalk. and then he challenged the call
shouldn't be allowed to challenge like this 2bh

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>>76675562
reminds me

>>76675562
benis shatapalov did that the other day, shitbags

>>76675601
lel yeah, thought of this as I was typing that out
one of the most iconic meltdowns 2bh: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqQAx74EoYU
that yell of disbelief cracks me up

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>Harse

>>76675655
it's that bending at the waist that gets me

>>76675698
>muh German Wimbledon
>muh classy lawn tennis
>use a fucking mascot
Halle is never going to make it.

Does Federer play Halle instead of Queens because the condition in Germany is most similar to Wimbledon?

that dive by Dimitrov was pretty sick

>>76676062
halle is probably more similar to the final few days of wimbly

>>76676062
it's more relaxing, closer to home and he can speak his native language. that's my guess.

>>76676086
>le grass court becomes clay meme
Is it real?

>>76676062
Halle also sucks Fed's dick the most.
Every year I see this "Federer home court" & "Feels like coming home" crap. It's kinda disgusting and they will drop him the moment Zverev wins a slam.

that was quite a call by the line judge to give Haase the set

>>76676114
not that staight forward, it's somewhere inbetween i think

for me its shapovalov

This is what happens when Deem meets a decent grass player on grass

I love it when Thiem's ass jiggles like that

>>76676062
It's German
He has a contract with them
Good success there
He has a street named after him there
Don't know if this is still a thing but If players play Queens, Wimbledon and the WTF they would have spent enough weeks in the UK for their world wide income including endorsements to be taxable under UK tax laws, which is why RAFA switched Queen's for Halle a few years ago.
TTW had a thread about this and a few said this (not sure if true since he played Queen's in 1999 and Halle in 2000 but Wikipedia doesn't list him as WC on the Halle draw)
>When Fed was a nobody, he had asked for a wildcard from Queens and they had refused while Halle gave him one. Since then, he has played only Halle. He is just showing his gratitude by sticking with them even after he became the Fed

>>76676362
>>76676363
There are two types of 10is posters

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>>76676398
There can be only one

shapovalov playing pretty well in the opening exchanges, some nice winners, though also a little rough around the edges. what were you doing when you were 18?

watching Shapovalov for the first time 2bh. unironically playing well. I see a potential upset, provided he doesn't bust an eyeball or two during the match

>>76676648
also, what are the odds for this match? Berdych's the favourite, I imagine?

Halle
12:00 Nishikori (3) - Khachanov
13:30 Youzhny - Rublev
15:00 Mayer - Pouille (6)
17:30 Federer (1) - Zverev M.

Queen's
13:00 Cilic (4) - Kozlov
14:30 Thompson - Querrey
16:00 Medvedev - Kokkinakis
17:30 Chardy - Lopez

>>76676672
1.16/5.00 before match, now 1.25/3.75.

>>76676729
nice. should have bet the house of Denis

>>76676689
Khachanov
Colonel Youzhny
Mayer
Federer

Cilic
Querrey
Kokk
Lopez

>>76676749
>of
*on

>>76676689
Lazy ass-fucks didn't set up the WTA schedule yet. Fuck them.

Teenage girls being rowdy outside my window while I'm trying to watch my tennis. Need help buds.

>>76676868
the advice would depend on your age

>>76676868
>rowdy
elaborate

>>76676868
pics if theyre 18+

>>76676868
tfw you just saw a guy lose control of his motorized scooter which is more interesting than these matches

>>76676868
tell them you have a bone that needs examining

>>76673849
think Im just gonna go for a bit of a bus tour through the Balkans, seems more fun

>>76676868
Pics in a non-sexual way if underage, pics in a sexual way if of age.
Also bennis in bagina.

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>>76676940

Denis did a kick serve like that in his last match, it's almost like a controlled miss-hit with an insane amount of spin.

>>76676994
naaaaaaahhh

>>76676997
it's nearly impossible to return. beautiful to watch

>>76676994
costs 49 euros to go to Kosovo by plane in August

gotta take the opportunity

>Tmeme
lmao, what a retard

>Challenging your own serve

Well meme'd Thiem

>>76676882
Young enough.
>>76676897
Being loud and talking about teenage girl stuff. Maybe a little intoxicated.
>>76676943
There's bushes in the way. Can't see them.

lmao Haase is GOATing
did you see that? Tmeme makes a wide serve into deuce court but Haase instantly hits a return winner so Tmeme challenges his own serve. It was in

>>76677059
HAHAase will fuck it up, never doubt it

>>76677056
that's not so bad, grandpa. let them have fun
call the cops if it's really annoying you. or you can step outside and ask them to fuck off

>>76676914
I heard loud tires screeching of 2 cars in the distance, still more interesting than these matches

German hawkeye is fixed

>>76677071
kek

kek that "challenge"

>>76677109
>call the cops
u r a serious fggot

bbc2 stopped broadcasting queens. any good streams? i only got a shitty one.

>>76677177
I mean it's not somethign I would do myself. but then again it's not something that would bother me in the first place
>>76677181
acestream://a1ea8e3d2bfbd5f81f902a1552d9bec919d0bc6c

>>76677181
go to BBC sports

>hahaase

>>76677059
can't dominate the thiem

is true that dopeapova was shook by ostapenko and took grass off so she can roid and have a chance at uso?

haase tHEEM'd

>that shank at the penultimate point
unfortunate. expecting a 6-1 blowout now

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>German is named Haas
>Dutch is name Haase

Damn this tiebreak is lit

>MEME
MEME
>TMEME
TMEME

>>76677199
thanks!

>>76677218
Rescinded

he did it lol

>domemenic meme

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>Them

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>Thiem

FUCKING MEME

>>76677181
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/tennis/39900482

still on here when acestream fcksup

Absolutely clay baby.

I still want Thiem to murder my vagina

If Bird dick doesn't win Queens he might as well get stabbed at home like Kvitova.

>>76677277
np

>>76677339
*picture of Muller blocking path*