/bet/

betting is inmoral

Casual reminder to BANKROLL Ribchester

t!fishy

Bankroll Stan Wawrinka -1.5 games

post-eurovision comedown SO tez

>>76657427
>tennis
:nty:

LOST my bankroll on India. PLEASE send £200 to [email protected] or I'll be kicked out next week. Ty.

>>76657447
Get back to work.

>>76657447
Fake trip. Exposed

Don't know if you lads heard but SP died in Grenfell

>new /bet/ thread
>no tips
????
>>76657468
F

>>76657440
Is there a Discord for /bet/

@NibsCollector ARE YOU ALIVE?

/bet/ meetup at Bamboo Glasgow this Friday

Bet is ded

>>76657484
Need cybu to post more fixes before I can afford that

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>>76657468
He'll be missed
;_;

>>76657481
yes
>>76657487
zzzzzzzzzzz

>>76657468

A little birdy told me he sent a message saying he was an heroing due impending bankroll implosion. Looks like he's decided to go out in style then...

>>76657483
He's ded Jimbo

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Quick reminder to bankroll Churchill

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Verdasco SW @ 2.7

>>76657474
>>76657412

This is what happens when you listen to /fa/ about glasses instead of getting a proper pair lid

Reminder that NOBODY likes you, juve.

>no confed cup tonight
fuck off, skedge looking horrid

>tfw almost Kartepe

>>76657550
Wrong, there's the CAF confederations cup on. Bankrolling a home accy.

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>>76657550
good morning mate

good to see old faces

LADY AURELLIA

>>76657562
Loses

>>76657524

This is an excellent post

>>76657557
>76 matches in that competition this season
>2 away wins (same team lost in both games)

What a meme

>>76657570

Put it in an each way lucky15 then but it's THE BET la


And Churchill but that's too obvious

BT finished his dissertation yet? Jenny graduated from being a tea boy? Joe still laughing with mirth and the boys? SP ever get any psychiatric help? Can;t be arsed still with the fat lass?

Lot of questions to be answered

>>76657526
What the fuck did you just tip you utter mug? I had a lofty $20 on that to win and it went right down the pisser! Why on earth did you even think about tipping that shite? Honestly I have no idea how you even thought that was a good bet in the first place because now I'm too DAC for anything else today. Thanks a lot prick, you just ruined my happy day with this complete crap. I would have been better off giving that money to a homeless man in the city, because at least I'd see a smile on his face rather than starting at a bunch of bright fucking pixels fifteen centimetres away from my face. Good going cunt, I don't even know what else I can do now. This is all your fault, I wouldn't have lost money if it weren't for you. I get that we shouldn't gamble more than we can afford to lose but honestly this was just a massive load of crap that should have won but of course I was on so it just had to lose by a few small mistakes in the match. But if this could be seen there would be absolutely no reason to get on this shite. You're an Aussie for crying out loud, why even bother tipping a match that's inplay and reliant on a lazy cunt? I'm at a loss for words. Just get out of here mate, just leave and have a long hard think about what you just tipped and who you just encouraged to chase losses. Good one mate.

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>>76657656

Reminder BritTurk and J West both QUIT the Discord because UAC Tipping Group >>>> Discord

>>76657668
Hello fellow /brit/poster

>>76657668
I was never in the discord and that's also not me tipping under the BT name on Tipstertube

>>76657773
You're not BT, I am

>>76657773

How HUP from Salvador Sobral are you pal?

Is euan still DAC?

>>76657933
https://tipstertube.com/profile/t4tw

>>76658036
Nice job euan, I'm actually proud of you.

Reminder to introduce yourself with your flag and gimmick in the welcome channel

https://discord.gg/n9kCTC

RIBCHESTER

HUP

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>betting on anything in the Coventry

Marsha is a cert though lads. Take a mortgage out on her.

>>76658553

>you

>17 posters

Nice """community"""

Can't believe Calijah got a job at Star Lizard

ded thred

>>76661945
I remember this one time an 'anon' tried posting about fantasy in /bet/ and posted his team. I went to the website to find which team the screenshot belonged to and surprise surprise, it was Unibwin.

WHERE IS BIGWILLY?????

>>76664281
With NibsCollector.

F

Get on Harrisburg 0.0 in the USL. They DO NOT lose

Where's my horse tips?

Where did this thread go until now?

>>76665642
hmm

Highland reel today lids

>>76662126
I don't post outside /bet/ with my trip, and rarely post in /bet/ without my trip. I've posted my fantasy team in the /fantasy/ general before as anon though.

Jiangsu and Luneng are the Chinese cup bets btw

Good feeling about Bacchus in the 2:30 Ascot lids. May be worth an e/w

>>76673250
I'm on Dream Castle

Sportsbet has country Australian rules premiership markets lads.
Here's some free money in a few months time:
EDFL Division 2: East Sunbury (17.00)
This is literally free money. They have Jacana at 1.70 but Jacana got fucked by East Sunbury a few weeks ago. They literally won't make the Grand Final either.

>>76673345
>Aussie rules tips

Sorry m8, I was around for Brownlow

Highland Reel coming up boys

>>76675161

Betting simply TOO easy

Ascot SO profitable. Tomorrow looks a tougher one though

ENTIRETY of Iceland is on Augnablik -1.5. Simply DOES NOT lose

Even if this place is more deserted than Chernobyl it wont hurt to drop this

https://discord.gg/D8P6GN

Euan embarrassing himself on Twitter again. That boy has severe autism.

>>76683680

Just attention seeking as usual. Surprised he hasnt popped up in here yet

Any good betting stuff on twitter?

Is no one talking about the 6:1 line on Mayweather Mcgregor?
Easiest money of all time

>>76687030
>Easiest money of all time
Classic American

>>76687101
Clueless. It is literally the best mainstream bet you'll ever see.

>>76687030

>people unironically keep their money in bank accounts with 1% interest when they can keep their money with betting companies and get 20%

Large coming up this afternoon but bubblegum only probably

>>76657402
online bookie customer support here, AMA

IMAGINE not being on my LARGE in ASIA last night.

BBSBC (Best Bet Since Before Christ) desu

Wait is bet back? Has everyone fucked off the discord?

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>>76693240
Daily reminder.

>>76693429
Yes. Cant you see this thread is just THRIVING??

>>76693429
>falling for the discord meme

pmsl

wtb?

>>76696079
Permian in the 3:05 at Ascot tomorrow

>>76695846
variance

Found a Russian contact who can get me a neverending supply of clean Fonbets

>Not one mention of the 23-1 game
pmsl discord so much shrewder than the mugs left here

>>76700262
>bubblegum babby

Tears!

Is the Discord down? Trying to get back in lids.

>>76701441
I want to believe.
But yes there are some technical difficulties with it atm

what's been happening since i've been gone lads

>>76703043

When did you leave?

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Nothing much

Any reason not to put my bankroll on Mayweather?

>>76704632
didn't leave as such, everyone moved to discord, probably stopped coming here the same time i stopped betting (end of summer last year maybe)

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Well lads, I'm detecting a strangely low percentage of leaf posters ITT. Why is that? Are Canadians not considered shrewd?

i've hardly bet since the NBA finals. Lost about $1k on lebabby.

NEED a good bet. What are good things to bet on while no NFL, NHL, or NBA? Is MLB actually profitable in any way?

>>76712515
despite the insane amount of stats available for MLB, i still think it is atleast 85% luck-based so you might as well flip a coin.
Unless you are able to go full moneyball-autism on the stats and figure out some kind of pattern, it's probably best to stick to other sports

also
>canadians
>shrewd

>>76712670
i'd rather just take the summers off and bet when the fall comes. baseball is boring even when i have money on it lol. need some time to spend my winnings anyways.

Absolutely shaking at my losses today, so I went downstairs to make myself a cup of tea. That will cheer me up I thought to myself, at the kitchen table was my wife and her son. Jokingly I asked what he had bought me for fathers day, they swiftly turned around and looked at me with disgust. He isn't your son so he didnt have to buy you anything my wife said, they both chortled to themselves. I quickly made my brew and returned to my office, still hearing them joke about me. As I entered I saw another bet had lost, I could feel the pain right down to my cock cage, I have now stared into the abyss. I'm now sitting here, my wife's son is on the floor bleeding, remnants of my cup embedded into his head. My wife is screeching, I whispered into her rancid ear happy fathers day. It's over lads I can see the flashing blue lights.

>>76712901
I remember this being posted live, never 'chortled' so hard in my life

BETDAQ ZERO COMMISSION FOR TENNIS

LAYING MURRAY LIKE SOMETHING POSSESSED

Fresh Discord invite

https://discord.gg/uazPAD

Reminder Caravaggio is the LITERAL definition of /freemoney/

>>76714290
Reminder Winter is the LITERAL definition of /freemoney/

Any good new customer offers you guys would recommend?

>>76714290
>>76714306
Such AIDS prices

>>76714430
NEVERTHELESS

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>>76714290
Nice

>>76715853
N E V E R T H E L E S S

>>76714430
NEVERTHELESS

Albania still working at the call centre?

>>76720186

He got paid off pmsl. Wifes apparently not too impressed

I want to make money today. What do?

>>76726576
there are some donkey races at a place called ascot today

>>76657468
PLEASE come back SP

>>76731872
Milk and two sugars please

>>76731909
Do you want a job?

Albania sub-edition

how many goals will portugal score against nz?

Does anyone here do matched betting? Is it worth it?
I don't know if I'm just stupid or if the online guides are written badly, but I don't get the details of how it's supposed to work.

>>76733538
nice flag
yeah its alright, very nice to know that you can get a nice bit of guaranteed profit once in a while

>>76733538
Waste of accounts

You may like Euan and even enjoy his presence in /bet/, but remember he'll gladly watch you die if it meant an 1% increase in his ROI.

>>76733538
It's worth it for the signup offers(make an easy £1000 minimum) but then it dries up.

>>76733460
Wish I did that..I did por v nz draw bs...

>/bet/ is still going on
damn

Is betting a multiple with Chile and Germany to win good?

>>76743147
No. Neck yourself.