OFFICIAL METS VS DODGERS GAMETHREAD

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Hello friends, who is ready for some baseball?

>>76653142
902,345,881,350,003,337,123,027,909,211,573,090.11 United States American Currencies

>duck dodgers have unlimited payroll and still are not in first

Embarrassing really.

>>76653171
i know i sure am. this 10 pm shit has me waiting all day.

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Are we going to lose tonight?

>>76653272
Probably

>>76653261
>unlimited payroll, yet...
>the hobo mexicans that manage to get to games arrive late and leave in the 6th inning
>won't even stay a whole game during a playoff run
>fake attendance numbers every single year and get away with it
>all but confirmed juicing players

>STILL aren't first wow

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>>76653272
Regular season multiple entries, so probably

>>76653318
>>fake attendance numbers every single year and get away with it
that's actually AT&T park

12 or 16 strikeouts for Kershaw tonight?

how many RBI's from Utley tonight? im feeling a bases clearing triple, maybe even a homer

UTLEY
T
L
E
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>>76653348
¿Porque no los dos?

>>76653345
Both actually

HUEHUEHUE

Fucking Utlel

>it's a wheeler is shit episode
gg doyos

wheeler is fucking trash
>muh young pitching staff
>literally 1 year younger than Kershaw
shit is over, kershaw CSGO 15K, 4H

Why did the Mets let Turner go?

>the Mest gave up this player

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BASED TURNLEL

I'm not even joking or being a smartass, Dodgers fan who likes the Mest and their fans but I already feel like this game is already over at this point.

BASED BELLINGER

>>76653393
david wright was more productive

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THANK YOU BASED BELLINGER

>>76653410
oh it is

gonna go pick up some hard alcohol, better be out of reach when i get back

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SEND IN ANOTHER PLANE WHILE WE'RE AT IT

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Well, I'm off to forget this Shit happened

Why can't these games be played earlier?

Ok good night doyers

i leave the room to make ramen

>4-0

what

feel kinda bad for mets fasn, Tbh

>>76653428
they're on CA time, its the usual 7:10 pm there.

>>76653428

At least you didn't spend 3 hours of hope, you knew the first 10 minutes in that it was done and not salvageable.
>>76653437
>what

>Mest

>>76653439

Same, but fuck losing the division to sneks or rookies

too early to rest this game in piss?

what u dudes think?

>>76653451
wheeler usually settles down after the 1st. but a 4 run defeceit out of the gate vs kershaw, shit. can't say i have hope.

>Kershaw 91-0 with a 4 run lead

ogre

>Every hitter before him has a hit
>Pedoson is 0-5 since coming back
>first player to strike out

Like poopery

>>76653482
>>Pedoson is 0-5 since coming back
this isnt even close to being true,
why make shit up?

>>76653474
Well, who knows if we have him. Maybe TJ could mess him up, or we get fucked

>>76653482
but he homered yesterday

why does kershaw make a face anytime a pitch doesnt go where he wants it?

>"us mets fans are active!!!"
>"we swear!!!"
kek
KEK

>cespedes
top kek

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How did we lose to this team in the playoffs again???

>>76653645
it was a different time

>>76653645
You lost because nobody covered third and Murphy was on the team

thanks justin

>Turner homer
When the hit is so loud there's no doubt it's a homer before the ball even leaves the bat.

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>6-0

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>Justin Turner
never gets any easier

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RIP

>>76653673
>Murphy

Ah, now the nightmares are coming back. Fuck possibly facing the Nats this year

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>Average Met
>Destroys >us once he leaves

>>76653708
murphy didnt do much last season, he scored twice and lost both games in where he hit, kershaw owns harper 2-19

Jesus christ Bellinger my man

is this batting practice?

The Mets are a mess.
The Mets are a waste.
The Mets are a big, fat mistake.

what the fuck. also, why my trip keep turning off.

>those mlg pro airhorns for hr's

>>76653730
>only 4 fingers
>still manages to flip the bird

based

5th multi-homerun game. Ties Piazza for most in Dodgers history? It's only late June.

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Are we even going to make an attempt for a wild card spot? We're down 7-0 in the 2ND FUCKING INNING to kershaw

>>76653723
>murphy didnt do much last season, he scored twice and lost both games in where he hit, kershaw owns harper 2-19

I know, I was talking about the damage he did in the LAD vs NYM playoff games.

BELLINGER BOMB

can we sacrifice chris hatcher or something and save Kershaw for tomorrow

Bellingoat

>52 pitches
>2nd inning

ffs, wheeler, get it together.

>>76653757
No lead is safe with Hatcher on the mound, Anon.

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>>76653742
nigga it was kershaw vs slumping wheeler. we're conceding this game, move on to tomorrow

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>>76653708
I want him back honestly. Can't field a ball but he can crush the ball

oh well, at least kershaw has run support tonight

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At least a run was scored

Fuck, there's the obligatory dinger Kershaw gives up

>>76653742
i would like to hope so, when everyone's finally off the DL. i don't remember a recent time where there was one outstanding leader in NL east like this. it's gonna be a tight race to see who would even get it.

REYES ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING.

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>Kershaw is averaging 1HR against per start
Little worried.

>First major league start
>Against Kershaw

So Terry just never wants him to have confidence ever.

>Reyes
>hr

what the fuck?

>>76653803
That's like the time the islanders started j.f berube against the Blackhawks on a second half of a B2B. It's shit

>>76653814
i am as surprised as you.

>>76653798
Well, we can make a run for that important wild card game and MAYBE squeeze in. With all the injurys and loss of syndergaard and Harvey for the year, it's probably impossible unless some '07 Rockies Shit happens

>>76653803
no one likes cecchini

>>76653831
wait, i thought thor was coming back a few weeks after all stars, did they take him out for whole season?

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>Montero comes in

It's over

who is that large woman on the Dodgers broadcast

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>Mets fans talking about the Wild Card when they're 12 games behind

how about shooting for .500 first?

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>montero

>>76653862
he hasn't even started throwing yet my man

>>76653862
At this point, I'm not even sure. It's going to be a rough summer for us Mets fans and even worse once September arrives

>>76653875
You do realize that we want to be hopeful for something anyway? I did the same shit for the islanders and they missed the playoffs by 1 point and a failed game from Pittsburgh

>>76653885
i duno, i heard august, i can't remember where i read it. might have been optimistic speculation but he's been on 60 day dl since may. . something. who knows.

TF2 medi-guns when

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>>76653831
>Well, we can make a run for that important wild card game

Yeah, about that... The Rockies are tied with Houston for the best record in the league(46W). After today's game the Dodgers will have the 2nd best record in the league (45W) and the other WC team, The Dbags will have the 3rd best record in the league (44W). The Mest are currently (31-38). Even if there was some epic collapse, the other teams in front of the Mest would also need to collapse as well.

>>76653900
>being a Mets fan and having hope

why do this to yourself?

>>76653954
Yeah.....and we all know how that will end up. If there's hope, then it's in the Dodgers either having kershaw die from freak accident or the d-backs also die

>>76653957
It's always been with me and my teams. It's shit. Anytime the jets are at least above .500, I want them in the playoffs and they always miss. Islanders as well, but they are a much different story

>>76653957
cause "you gotta believe!!!"

>>76653954
i've been looking at the numbers too and i can't say it's looking good. it's possible, by sheer luck, that the mets can get even again and climb back up, but to somehow get 12 W's in a row with 1/4 of the team ded, sadface.jpg

but let's see what's up after all star break, who knows. time to go get beers brb.

>in b4 15-2

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>>76654095
>i've been looking at the numbers too and i can't say it's looking good. it's possible, by sheer luck, that the mets can get even again and climb back up, but to somehow get 12 W's in a row with 1/4 of the team ded, sadface.jpg

Yeah, I'm not trying to shit on you guys or your team. You also have to remember that the Dodgers are on a 3 win streak and the Dbags are on a 7 win streak. The only good news for the rest of the NL WC hopefuls is that the Rockies, Dbags and Dodgers all play each other next.

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Guys, what did Keith just say on air?

choke incoming

Is this actually possible?

oh snap

Kershaw playing like shit tonight.

lol of course it's fucking cecchini

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>Dodgers are collapsing

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IS THIS REALITY

Kershaw is fucking horrible tonight

>Tune in
>See Cecchini hit one

Choke incoming

I think Kershaw is past his prime, the Dodgers should look to trading him before his stock plummets further.

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>there can be no true despair without hope

Do not be poisoned by hope brothers

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CLASSiCC KERCHOKE

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Press F for respects

>>76654270

I'm not going to respect a guy who is fucking awful at this game and I don't get why DG likes him.

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Embrace pessimism, Mets fans.

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FFS Kershit is a fucking mental midget. He's a great regular season player but he doesn't have the mental fortitude to take this team, let alone win a WS. He really needs to see a sports psychologist because the physical pitching mechanics are there, it's his mentality that's the reason he chokes.

>>76654158
what did he say I missed it

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>>76654335
"Roark's been getting his tits lit"

Anyone feel like making a Mr. Met with a Bane mask on?

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>>76654361

>>76654342
classic keith

>>76654361
but for why

>>76654342
He never ceases to entertain me. Best commentator for baseball

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>>76654361
WHY DID YOU DO THIS

CANNOT UNSEE

>>76654431
what i meant was, delivared. but that is so fucking disturbing i don't know how to feel. soon as i pasted that shit on him it was all over. yeesh look at that.

>>76654431
Tell me, why did he flip off the fan?

>>76654451
mets were losing pretty bad, it was at the end of the game, mr. met was heading back to the locker room and they were fucking with him, talking shit, throwing beer cups at him, etc. he just had enough and flipped them off not knowing someone had a phone recording.

>>76654451
You're a big head

>>76654490
For you?

>>76654451
Crashing this fanbase

based Utley does it again

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>>76654431
You have been supplied with a false idol, I take this team from the corrupt managers and give it back to you the fans. Start by raiding Las Vegas and freeing Ahmed Rosario

>wheeler shit the bed
>montero is picking up the slack

honestly, who saw that coming?

Why hasn't Utley and his entire extended family committed sudoku yet

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Did Utley just kill another Met?

>>76654545
haha, yes we need to do that in all honesty. they keep fucking around with rosario and who did we get, zucchini? chicicnnini? whatever. a literal who.

I love Turner. Absolutely based.

>>76654563
>the average Dodgers fan

>>76654600

Xer is in a NY restaurant...

God damn Jose

kershaw is broken...

oh my god kershaw what the fuck are you doing

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REYES AGAIN!
he earned his spot for at least another week

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Kershaw machine broke

Clayton Kershaw? More like Cuckton Chokeshaw

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>applauding Kershaw after he selfishly stayed in the game

REYES!!!!! AGAIN!!!

what timeline is this?

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is he, dare i say it, back?

Trade Kershaw please, he is a collapse machine.

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FFS pull him out you stupid fucker. Fucking Roberts should have pulled him out after it was 4 and 7

topkek, kershaw throwing temper tantrums.

what? did i hear nimmo is back? wat?

>>76654685
he got called up the other day to replace lagares

>>76654690
ah, gotcha. lagares had surgery today too, surprising for just a fracture, he'll be out for forever, no moar le gold glove man.

>bullpen to rescue kershaw
this is bizarro world...

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>>76654707

all these dingers

>salas

does baseball have some kind of "wait who the fuck is this guy?" mvp type award for chris taylor, or is comeback player the closest thing to it?
I guess breakout player is the term I was looking for

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>>76654707
over the years i've noticed a very distinct pattern with the mets. i have decided that the mets are full of nothing but negative energy; although i cannot pinpoint exactly why. but when they come in contact with other teams who are not like this, the natural balance flips, yin yang style. this is why reyes suddenly is knocking them out tonight and kershaw is suddenly not doing the usual dominating. at least that's my take on it. i know it sounds like crazy talk but it's my best guess.

>salad

FUCK YOU SALAD.

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Your boy Salas is doing his best Kershaw impression

Was that organist just playing Zelda?

OHSHI- they're playing zelda

>>76654764
it's one of like 4 songs they know

>>76654764
>>76654771

Yeah, she does that quite a bit. I've gone to games where I've recognized the music, they play this a couple of times a week

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy0aEj85ifY

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>>76654754
>crazytalk

don't do that here?
I got issues I need to unload

organ person was just doing bohemian rhapsody solo intro. damn what the fuck, can we hire this organist for citi?

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>>76654786
>issues I need to unload

just sit on the couch. so how long have you felt this way?

>>76654789
dodgers new organist is the shit

>hatcher
so the mets have a chance...

>>76654808
All my life, at least this life.. I think I have at least seven so far, and one at least where I'm already dead...

How are you?

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>hatcher throwing in the bullpen

This game is fucking stupid as fuck. Ball is juiced. Fuck Rob Manfred.

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Weren't we talking about some Freudian things the other day?

In that my Sigmund Freud image up there?

i swear to got you guys start to repeatrepeatrepeat your selves in the summer

>8 HRs
bravo manfred, really speeding up the game

>>76654817
do you specifically remember things from these other lives? are they from the past? are they concurrent/different timelines? one of the things tha all of us have inside is is part of our very DNA, information is passed on to us through every generation. every 'bit' of knowledge is part of you. it's been documented that people can find themselves having disjointed memories of times and experiences they could have never been there for. this is kinda /x/ tier, but do you think something like that could be happening, or do you feel or remember wildly different other lives?

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HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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>>76654856
10/10 webm/filename combo

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>>76654851
I can't help you, I'm Catherine the Great now, and I having to some heads lopped off..
Das vi danya

i gotta give it to you doggos, you clearly have the best and most internets friendly stadium audio/organist. the mlg pro air horns get me every time. i can't help but laugh at that.

thank god salad is here
we almost tied the game

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>>76654865

>Clear intention
>What, why am I being ejected? What did I do?

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>>76654880
He's the best

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>>76654885
salas is horseshit. i've seen him come through in a pinch but i know better in my heart, he is a fuck up. edgin is a fuckup. montero is usually a dumpster fire but, we're dealing with bizarro word yin yang rules tonight. mets might suddenly grandslam.exe cause of this shit, who knows.

>>76654910

>AROUND
>nothing ever gonna keep him DOOOOOOOOOWNNNNN

>Hatcher
Shit GG mest you guys win

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>rivera

>>76654940
i dunno bout this guy, is he that bad? like, how bad are we talking? like ollie perez bad? steve traschel bad? or like, guaranteed blown game robles bad?

>>76654940
Shut the fuck up

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>ever putting Hatcher in

topkek that wild pitch

>i unironically see why dodgers are concerened now

that shit couldn't have been more off target even for a slider.

phew, my heart almost dropped after seeing that pitch

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WEW LAD

>>76654989
i thought it was a hr waiting to happen honestly, i can see that.

Reyes couldn't possibly get another, right?

>hatcher pitching

grand slam incoming

>>76654996
would be unlikely but whoever this hatcher guy is, i think mets smell blood in the water. and if they pitch him again in the 9th, who knows.

>topkek IBB bases loaded

JOSE JOSE JOSE JOSE
JOOOOOOSE JOOOSE

it is a disgrace to pitch Hatcher in a Kershaw game

>>76655013
*BB not intentional***

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if Hatcher gives up the slam, he has to get cut

>>76655013
i would be fine with this just give Kenley more time to warm up.

train dodgers trying to dodge time for warmup for shit bullpen? interesting. i'm fairly sure we will leave everyone stranded but man it's fun to see you guys on the ropes after all this.

wtf is this game

>hatcher not allowing any runs
i still can't believe it

>>76655037
seriously, there was a 90% chance he would give up the HR

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>Kershaw gives up 6
>Hatcher gives up 0

>>76654753
He's our new Justin Turner. He fixed his swing and is absolutely bossing it.

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>reyes

ok now i will post this again cause i really wanted grand slam

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Are the Mest fans who stayed for the game happy you stayed even though they still might lose?

>>76655057
how big is her penis?

>>76655057
momma

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>forgetting that Hatcher was absolutely lights-out in 2015 against the mest and was a top 5 reliever (yes, look up the numbers) in the second half of 2015. He was the set-up for Kenley if you dumb faggots have that short of a memory. What Pedro Baez is in 2017 is what Hatcher was the second half of 2015, the high leverage arm. He's legit, have some respect. Shut the fuck up and watch the game. Have fair. I hate you.

>>76655057
are all dodgers fans this cancer

>>76655057
definitely
there's been a ton of great moments, and it hasn't been completely over from pitch 1 like some of our previous games

>>76655066
>2015

go to bed grandpa

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>>76655071

>>76655080
Have you oiled you fidget spinner?

>>76655057
Did you see the starting pitching choices?
This was supposed to be a throwaway game and somehow it's been interesting.

>>76655083
>tfw no Amy gf

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Since this is an LA vs NY game and they showed it on TV, do you Jews get offended when you see the cross?

>>76655057
of course. you LA peeps are actually fun to have a thread with. i'm a night guy, this is my normal being awake time.

ramirez is shit tier garbage, oh man. just when i thought we might tie it up and have that comeback hahaha, oh well. still here, still drinking.

>Pill sucks dont call him up wtf
>at least it's not Smoker

>gary knows whats up, blevins and reed are good everyone else is cancer

topkek broken rage bat

dodders still gonna take it tonight most likely, but man this is gonna be a fun series. am i the only one still awake?

>>76655163

Still here and apparently so is Hatcher. I guess Dave likes to live dangerously?

>>76655163
Still foolishly hoping here.

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why are they even leaving this dude in

>hatcher still in
If he doesn't give up a run...

WE LOVE IT

Dodgers made me another $75. That's a years worth salary in slavstonia, thank you for your service based yanks.

Fun fact, once when I was in a civilized country, I met an american and when he heard that I served a year in my country's navy then he thanked me for my service. I was like wtf.. that shit is 11 months of mandatory conscription where most of the time you clean toilets and is looked down upon where I come from. Yet, based yanks thank me. Based.

All sort of based happening tonight.

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man it's late. gg doyers, see you again tomorrow

gg dodgers. see you tomorrow. fun shit tonight, i gotta say.

It's been fun Mests

>>76655212

Congrats, your country can look pretty scenic at times

WE LOVE IT

1 game away from first place in the division

See you guys tomorrow