Boston Red Sox vs Kansas City Royals game thread

R O Y A L S

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>>76651937
There's a good chance you guys win tonight considering we're starting a rookie with a 7 ERA and mookie and pede are both out (I think) after getting brutally attack by houston last night

Why is the NERD doing color commentary?

>>76651923

still want this broad to drop a couple a fat sticky logs on me and use my tongue as toilet paper

>yankees are going for moose too

fucking cunts just roll over already

>>76651968
Remy has cancer please pray for him

>>76651950
Mook is here, Pede is out. Funny cause I thought it would be other way around
>>76651983
Where is my boy Eck

>two 4-eyed nerds commentating tonight
That's not the successful dynamic nesn you need 1 nerd and 1 veteran ball player.

get it together buds

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R O Y A L S

anyone else tired of alex speier thinking he's part of the team

why is there a game literally every day?

>>76651978
her hair is dyed and her butt is photoshopped

>>76652033
NO

DAYS

OFF

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Royals

>>76652010
I don't understand this post. alex speier isn't doing commentary.

>>76652046
yeah he is on my stream

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Have some Royals underboob.

>>76652046
He was with OBrien in the intro segment thing. I guess Remy was taking a dump or something

>>76651923
reminder that she poops from there

also reminder to party rock in your houses tonight

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>>76652065

who the heck are these voices calling the game haha , don't barely remember these guys it's been so long

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3days until Ortiz is back buds

I Miss Big Papi

>>76652101
Who's stream are you watching?

>>76652114
who

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>>76652181
my overweight dad

>>76652156
the tv's

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hurry up and get another out i want the red sox to be up to bat when I go to get nachos

>>76652204
What market are you in then?

>>76652221
what's the market near boston

man our future 3rd basemen cant even get a hit off this mexican league rookie

>>76652225
their home market. I'm watching it on FSKC so I can't help you since I don't think they share broadcasters.

>>76652240
i refused to participate in markets by principle

where's everybody tonite

hahah bombston keeps getting drilled

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why are all of the red sox players dying

>>76652286
pedo brother contemplates mortality

wow ortiz looks different than i remembered

>>76652299
how'd you remember

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do you think pablo is insecure playing against mooskakas? knowing that he's probably going to be replaced by him???

these are really good nachos

>>76652331
Why are you so confident he is going to your team? Aside from the fact that the ALC is too up in the air to call don't expect him to go anywhere if there is a hint of a chance in a post season run.

>>76652436
That is, don't expect him to move until the post season.

>>76652436
Because we're the good guys and good things happen to the good guys at the very last moment when things look most dire.

>>76652451
kk good luck with that.

>>76652461
I don't like your tone buster

>Challenging a pickoff in the 3rd inning with 2 outs
clown

is kershaw going to pitch this series?

>>76652511
all the world plays a clown now

BULLSHIT

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i thought he was out desu

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>>76652537
He was. That was bullshit

cancer cancer cancer wah wah wah shut up about your cancer old man

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>>76652563

lol thought that was gone haha

is it bad to drink every day

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hosmer is a big guy

i'm starting to think this sp*c isn't very good

can we just deport him now

>>76652618
yeah alecolhall causes depression

>>76652642
epic

>>76652642
not having a gf does too

>>76652645
wrong

having a gf causes depression

>>76652653
that's why you have to get bf

>>76652672
celibacy is the only answer

Am I crazy or did they replay Hos's entire AB again on FSKC?

>>76652686
what

JBJ

BASED BJBJ
J
B
J

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WOW,

>>76652706
Okay I don't know how but my stream looped over and fell behind somehow. I'm watching on FSKC on FSGo's website and it said it was live but it was back a half inning.

>>76652727
maybe ther'es a ghost

I'm not VERY please about it Remy is lying

my mom saw me naked today...

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You guys seem nice

>>76652853
Kinky.

>>76652824
Maybe.

>>76652884
you better hope that you don't bean one of our players

anyone here

>benintendi 100 th game

what milestone i remember when he was just some kid damn

>>76652884
Who is that supposed to be?

>>76652902
no

>>76652913
The slightly stoned likeness of alex gordono's smile

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>>76652913
>studds

nice

>>76652940
what position does that guy play

if you're gay i hope you know that you're the reason remy has cancer

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>>76652950
fireman and police

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>>76652932
But Gordo is blond.

Out of the royals current roster, who would be most likely to get a statue at Kauffman? I would say salvy maybe gordo

>>76652950
Probably top.

>>76652981
When Gordon is old, he will.

If Ventura's number isn't retired by the end of this season I will be surprised.

>>76653019
why

STOP THORWING AT RED SOX

>>76653030
Hes DED

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THATS FUCKING IT IM SICK OF THIS FUCKING SHITTY TEAM AND THIS SHITTY FUCKING CITY

FUCK YOU KANSAS SHITTY POOYALS, YOU DIRTY FUCKING PUNKS

JOE KELLY BETTER BE IN THE BULLPEN WARMING UP SO HE CAN HEAD SHOT THE FUCKING PUNKS

>>76653039
yeah, and abunch more royals are about to be if they don't WISE UP and stop BEANING my players!

>>76653030
Because of the patches and it would feel weird to put someone in that number.

also >>76653039

>>76653065
>curveball on the foot
>bean

>>76653065
neither has been an intentional HBP you mong calm down.

any oldfags remember when nintendo was a baby

>>76653073
>>76653081
that's what you do when you want to get away with it but i know exactly the intent behind these ''''inoccent mistakes'''' and you're a waif if you don't see

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>>76653087

>>76653087
this, sick of teams playing the "accident" card when they are clearly targetting players

that hit moreland DIRECTLY on his broken toe for fuck sake, there's exactly 0 way that's not intentional

>>76653107
please don't post millions of bytes files i'm attempting to ration my connection

>>76653130
exactly this

>>76653130
If only he could use that elite control on strikes instead of hitting toes

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@76653130
@76653133
@76653141

>>76653176
you cnan't ignore me

https://youtu.be/PWK_6D2J5Vo

>5 hour energy turns you into a manlet

wtf

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>the K right now

comfy af tbqh

is velasques better than price

>loogy cant get lefties out

embarrassing

>>76653258
it's almost like he's abad reliever haha

Out played like a fiddle
>>76653231
absolutely based park

setting up the one out triple play keep up royalks

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>everybody clap your hands

>>76653315
*claps in moms basebment*

HOLY SHIT IS RUTLEDGE ELITE????

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>>76653315

>leaving hammel in
Manjer of the year

>>76653344
did anybody see this post???

>>76653378
dustin pedroia saw it and had to be escorted out of the clubhouse

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Should the shift be illegal?

>>76651923
Can you Boston faggots stop posting that same picture?

>>76653400
i want long games to be illegal only 2 hours 2.5 max

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>>76653400
after 3 hours each at-bat starts with a 2 strike count

>>76653440
after onne hour game enters 'danger mode' and the teams have to use only position players at pitcher and pitchers at hitting

>>76653466
thanks, ron

considering cheering for the blue team to score so this isn't another 5 hour game...

>>76653495
remember when all the temas were blue lol

>>76653506
feels like it was just yesterday

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Hud needs to do something kooky. This game is getting dull.

>bombston fielding

>>76653402
Don't ignore a white man you negroids

good jbjb lool

>>76653549
we tell him to stop every day

>>76653549
i'm here for you what do you want

>>76653554
wtf you never told me that

>>76653565
stop posting dodgers butt and post handsome muscle men

>>76653572
please dont assume their gender

>>76653554
Thanks
>>76653556
For him >>76653565 to STOP

kill myself my man

why is our outfield shit

the JBJ vs whit battle rages on

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are the red sox going to lose

>>76653594
being shit is good retard

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>>76653589
>white power symbol
>nazi racist frog

wtf I thought boston was supposed to be the racist team

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>>76653603

>>76653603
being retarded is good

i'm glad they lost it gives them a better chance to get good draft position

>>76653631
well, yeah, that's obvious

>pede was spitting up blood

what the fuck

>>76653698
anyone can do that

>>76653704
prove it

can they please just LOSE already , go into danger mode

>>76653714
*punches you in stomach*

now cough

This is such shit pitching holy fuck. This bullpen is supposed to be "elite".

>>76653741
they're saving their good innings for games that matter IDIOT

>>76653759
fair point

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@76653759

>>76653777
stop posting thees 2014 images

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why did you flip the bat dad

>>76653827
it's his first hit in the last year

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>>76653789

he thinks we're the same person

it's like we're using shadow clone jutsu

>striking out on 3 identical pitches

You red sox fans shitpost pretty good

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Royal fans are furries

pls kill this leftie

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>>76653865
MFW


>>76653876
All seriousness, this is some fun shitposting.

>>76653865
that's because you stoeal my posts before i write this them

seriously farrell what did you think would happen if you used young there they're so afraid of freaking christian vazquez that they're going to throw strikes?? please ididot even my mother manages better than you

>walking lefty killer

is that allowed?

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What if we have one game every year where players have to play a position that they're not comfortable with

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>>76653909
even your mother?

that's pretty disrespectful to the woman who carried you for 9 months and brought you into this world

nice, competitive at bat idiot *(posting this before he chokes)*

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question. who is going to play third base if sandoval was pinch hit for?

>>76653928
no i mean my spiritual mother like the virgin mary like they say 'even my mother' and they mean virgin mary

>>76653935
rutledge, mookie will play 2nd and young will play right

nice play cuckbert

vazequz... your bad...

>>76653944
thanks for letting us know early john

>>76653956
*leaves pitcher in while he gives up four runs at 112 pitches*

wait, what

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>VAZ PLAYING 3RD BASE

OH BABY

DID WE JUST SOLVE OUR 3RD BASE ISSUES???

>BRING SWIHART UP
>BRING HOLT UP
>WE HAVE INFINITE DEPTH AT EVERY POSITION

GENIUS FARRELL

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>Vazquez at third

this is funny to me for some reason

>>76653971
What what?

i seriously don't get this i am hysterically laughing what the HECK is going on

>>76653983
See
>>76653925

>>76653989
boston red sox early adopters

catchers regularly play 3rd base as their 2nd position IDIOTS

both positions are generally big slow guys who can catch well and throw well

maybe u should LEARN SOME BASEBALL KNOWLEDGE

>>76654005
i don't think it's as regular as you making shitty stupid posts,

>>76654005
If 3rd basemen can catch well, why can't Pablo catch well? Checkmate

anyone catch that fat fuck in a grey Sox jersey on the third base side

>>76654009
i only make shitty stupid posts because i steal them from YOU

>>76654014
well, yeah, that's obvious

>>76654013
yeah they took him out last inning though

>>76654025
looooooooooooooool

>>76654025
KEK
No this one was not ever on the field. About 5 rows up in the crowd behind a right hand batter.

i have a feeling hererra isn't going to retire a single batter

>>76651923
Will this girl's butt ever get old?

>>76654051
No desu

i was hoping we'd get to see vaz make a play and put pablo on suicide watch

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GOD DAMN IT CAIN

freaking nintendo what are you doing i want to go to bed

nice FIELDING kansas city

haha

we should get the W just because of that

>>76654091
who's we

xander bustgaerts

>>76654091
If fielding was the deciding factor then the Royals get the win way sooner

wew lad gg boston

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GOOD GUYS WIN

i mean they lost but they got the same amount of hits so really it's a tie

Gg boston see ya TOMORROW

>>76654091
what position do you play again?

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gg Royals

see everyone tomorrow

>>76654116
when's tomorrow

>>76654118
when's tomorrow

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gg arkansas city, if you brutally attack more of our players again tomorrow we won't be so nice though

>>76654123
me on the right you the left

>>76654117
right center field

>>76654120
7:30/6:30C

>>76654137
aaaaaarrrrrrghhhhhhhgh

>>76651923

source on this eppic brapper??

>>76654216
blacked dot com