Pulisic says he would never join rival Bayern Munich

No shit he will never be good enough for Bayern.

>>76649628
FC Hollywood BTFO.

It's a lie. He is the Granate

>>76649730
Lol this

*moves to Bayern for £20m next season*

>>76650277
*claims afterwards he actually meant he would never join Bayer Leverkusen*

*people believe him since he's American*

*joins juventus in 3 years*

>>76650470
>not Bayern Utah

>>76649628
>Never Join Bayern

Oh boy he's joining Bayern

Kevin Durant.

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Ahhh sehr gut, unsere granate ist endlich da.

Explain the grenade meme

>>76649628
*joins Schalke*

>>76650555
Wurstking and part time tax evader Ulli was talking about Buyern possibly getting "a real grenade" this summer.

>>76650555
In German it's used as an expression for someone being good or attractive (like a woman can be a grenade if she's hot)

Bayern management promised a grenade (as in good player) in this summer transfer period and now everyone speculates who that will be (it will be Sanchez btw)

I guess you can translate it into "being da bomb" or "being lit"

>>76650599
He was actually talking about Sanchez being a spicy little mama

>>76649628
Because they are gay lmao

*transfers to Barca with Dembele*

>>76650599
>like a woman can be a grenade if she's hot

Here the ugly girls that the wingmen are supposed to distract are called the grenades.

>>76649730

Unfortunately this is true.

>>76649730
well, Bayern just bought Gnabry and he's way worse than Pulisic

Good lad.

He can grow with Dortmund and get mins

I can only remember that Ulli said that the team is so good, if they want to improve it they need to buy a granate. He never said they actually will buy one.

>>76649730

Bayern's recent midfield acquisitions have been trash

they are living on a prayer once Robben is gone

Um

>team A builds up huge fanbase over 50 years
>becomes part of the city
>synonymous with the city itself
>fans have undying loyalty

Oh hey, this city has a bigger market and more shekels

>team a moves to new city

>>76651667
was this a failed attempt to create a thread?

>>76651745

ITS PROVING WE HAVE NO LOYALTY YOU DUMB KRAUT

>>76649730
this

>>76651894
i still feel like you should make this a thread

it has potential and could generate an interesting discussion about an important topic (loyalty in sports)

I promise to contribute with a post or two

>>76651667

Name an instance where this occurred.

>>76651932
wait until he makes a thread about this, then we can all further discuss and analyze his thesis

>>76651932

Cleveland Browns

>be around for just shy of 50 years
>have multiple NFL championships
>had two of the best players ever
>had extremely loyal fans
>owner peaces out for Baltimore

>>76650277
>worth less then waka floka sanches
hope not

Literally every turdmany player says this before going to Bayern within 5 years

Pulisic confirmed for GRANATE

>>76651514
This here too
From jersey Shore

He's going to Leicester

>>76651514

Same here. "Jumping on a grenade for the boys", etc.

I've also heard in pro baseball, when a teammate is in a major slump, his teammates will try and fuck the nastiest, fattest cow they can and then leave a pic of her on the club house(locker room) wall the next day. This in theory is supposed to help the slumping player out.

>>76652396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrqLq4AiT2k

>>76652888
great post
great trips

euros players could learn a hing or two from him

>>76651932
Uh, the Raiders? Just recently. And the Chargers, also just recently.

>>76649730

Yeah, Gnabry, Costa and Coman really are are class above Pulisic, the youngest BVB CL scorer of all time.

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Name one (1) more brainlet club than BVB - Echte Liebe™

>low IQ: notoriously sell your players to the direct competitor for penny amounts
>being literal cucks: buy washed up players from other european teams that once played at your club

Fishing that desperately for (you)s.

>>76649628
Do German anons mind if I support Dortmund only because of Pulisic? The kid inspires the hell out of me and since my local town shit the bed yesterday getting a club of its own, I'm in the market as it were.

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>>76657618
Can I save this picture????

>>76659851
Dont be a pussy anon and support a mans club like Rassenballsport Leipzig and the savior of the bundesliga and german forwards Timo Wernbloom


Is this /bundes/???

Based Pulisic holds a share of my heart. Customers blown the fuck out by our Granate.

USA USA USA

>>76657618
there is none. only buyern rivals it.

>>76660415
Makes you wonder just how shit our football is when a brainlet club that actively cucks itself manages to reach CL and win the cup.

Hummels said the same shit, they're all full of it

>>76660458
Hummel's case is especially bad considering he's a Turk now playing for a jewish club.

>>76649628
He's going to Liverpool la.

Can't wait for the backlash once he eventually does.

>>76660726
haha this

Bayern are not a big club anymore so it's not surprising. They are Inter tier now.

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>>76660747
but they can still win their home league

>>76660747
if so, what are dortmund? Torino? Udinese?

>>76660458
Pulisic is loyal. So long as he gets playing time and keeps improving.

>wow he is so loyal to his club
>is playing on a different continent from which he grew up on and had no previous connections to the club
How contrived

>>76660794
It's his first European club dummy.

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Friendly reminder

>>76663596
What a cunt.

>>76660016
bundes is here
>>76642719

>>76660794
He has been with the club since he was 15.

>>76660847
So? If he has so much heart and loyalty, why didn't he stay to play at his nearby academy's club? why isn't he at home, where he came from, proclaiming he'd never leave his growing home country's league to go talk about loyalty in the most bandwagoned reddit club on the planet?
fucking faggot

>>76663771
>nearby academy club
Because he wants to actually be a good player and not rot away in my little sawker.