Confed Cup - Australia vs. Germany Match Thread #3

Dubs for Rogic hattrick

boring op
boring country
boring game

95 odds on australia to win. go go go !

>Germany's D team is strong as fuck

I think Germany is shaping up to dominate football like America dominates basketball

>>76645912
you can still check the filename when you're browsing with your phone, it's no excuse

>>76645907
how much do brits have to pay?

>>76645889
At least Australia is white

>>76645936

Dubs and he breaks his leg

>>76645941
Don't give them too much credit. We suck

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goal

>>76645937
boring vice President

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3-1

I know that "HALLE / S." banner behind the Aussie goal from somewhere, but I can't recall from where. Possibly Leipzig games?

>>76645941
It's good to see that we have some talented Nachwuchs.

>>76645943
sure thing abo

>>76645954
Agreed.

wena nido

>random 2nd bundesliga rejects that never played together obliterating the pride dream 11 of the Australian national team

>>76645942
Is there a way I don't pay for the license?
There's a tv where I live but I never use it. Fucking germans why they do this to me, I don't want to watch Krimi and shitty dubs.

>Draxler outplaying Austria

>>76645970
That was 2006 friendo. These blokes are just keeping the positions warm until we breed some new ones

Draxler is actually good

He's a bit of an arrogant fuck, but he is good

>>76645951
dubs and he breaks his leg while scoring his 3rd goal

>>76645889
anschluss when?

>>76645943
would you like to sniff some petrol?

>>76645970
>random 2nd bundesliga rejects that never played together obliterating the shit dream 11 that too bad for rugby

>>76645889
ANSCHLUSS WHEN

>>76645991
Well, you lost fair and square to the eventual champions in 2006, so well done to you.

>>76645978
>Is there a way I don't pay for the license?


if you're a NEET and on unemployment benefits you don't have to pay

>There's a tv where I live but I never use it.

doesn't matter, streams count aswell

INCOMING FREE KICK GOAL

>>76645996
Remember the last time when Australia got Anschluss'd?

Hey German bro's, is talking about ww2 and the nazis and shit still touchy when you are talking to people? I understand it wouldnt come up very often but is it a taboo subject? Are right wing politics taboo in general?

Based rogic

>every good moment from aus has been Rogic
get that cunt out of Scotland please

>>76646011
Yeah

>>76646004
"fair and square" you take that back

This keeper is fucking garbage

S T R A Y A

>>76646006
>doesn't matter, streams count aswell
I literally don't use any of the services provided. It's just a disguised tax.


>GERMANY
lel

Bernd SHITno does it again

>>76646009
Europe was nearly saved. Then the (((Anglo))) and (((Frank))) got involved

>>76646011
Their "conservative" party is as left as our Greens

Let that sink in

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

We'll take it

Here comes the comeback

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VAR O NO VAR?

I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer I miss Neuer

>>76645978
don't pay it. they just send you a new bill every 3 months

trickshots for days

>Leno

>LENO
>E
>N
>O

Inb4 VARball

WE'RE GONNA WIN THE WORLD CUP

JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC JURIC

WEW

VAR

ausGODS

VAR VAR VAR

>>76646011
Foreigners always think its a taboo, but actually its not. As long as you want a real discussion of history and not just "LOL HEIL HITLER" because thats off the line.
But yeah dont say you are right wing

>>76646024
:^)

>the city of leno

VAR
A
REFBALL
E
F
B
A
L
L

somehow australia always manage to score goals

absolutely disgusting

>Leno
told you guys before the game started that he is shit

>>76646006
Fuck that shit.
>>76646011
Not german but yes. Last time I went to the museum and there was a Nazi part. It was pretty interesting but those fucking germans said "Let's get out of this, I feel really weird".

Right-wing politics are a thing, don't let the memes get you.

Haha
>Lelno

>NEUER >NEUER >NEUER >NEUER >NEUER >NEUER >NEUER >NEUER >NEUER >NEUER >NEUER >NEUER >NEUER >NEUER >NEUER >NEUER >NEUER >NEUER >NEUER >NEUER >NEUER >NEUER >NEUER >NEUER >NEUER >NEUER >NEUER >NEUER >NEUER >NEUER >NEUER >NEUER >NEUER >NEUER >NEUER >NEUER

>>76646011
we had a indian colleague who always ranted about jews and pakistani. it's just akward, we usualy tried not to get into headed discussions and just changed the subject

How the fuck does Leno keep getting called up.

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3 MIN OF WHAT THE FUCKING IS GOING ON? IS GOAL OR NOT?

"there's gonna be a look at this by the three wise men"

Irish commentator bringing the bantz

YOU TELL EM
TELL EM WE'RE COMING
TELL EM WE'RE FUCKING COMIIIIIIIING

>>76646041
you'll have to pay eventually

Ter Stegen instead of Leno
Timo GOATner instead of Wagner

and suddenly it's a decent team

This is the most useless keeper I could imagine

I miss Neuer.

Fuck Leno

>LE 'NO'

>>76645942
£147 per year, so £12.25 a month

Includes 24/7 BBC News, 6 BBC channels (3 adult, 1 teen, 2 kids) and loads of national and local radio stations as well of course

Definitely much better value than the German one

TIMO
WERNER
FUSSBALLGOTT

Requesting a pic of a smug VAR Pepe overturning a decision.

When Neuer dies, we're fucked

>>76646041
what if they revoke my passport
can they do that?
I don't want to get sent to the showers.

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leno..

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>no anime
let me fix that

Can at least give us a fucking goal sign so we know what the fuck happened? We don't even have a score image atm

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>germ mans making excuses itt

Poor Leno lol
Also the goal was handball?

PENULTY

>LENO
what the fuck

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I want based Mane back guys

This game feels like a literal friendly

MAN IN THE VAN

ERA FUCKING PENAL

VAR IS USELESS

>>76646060
Is what happens when the bus isn't parked.

We're just trying to shape up skills useful against teams of your level. Asia, bby, will remain ours.

>>76646024
haha

REALITY CUNT ON SUICIDE WATCH

I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN

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apologize

ERA PENAL

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>THERE'S PEOPLE IN THIS THREAD THAT DEFEND VAR

REFBALL AGAINST AUSTRALIA LMAO

they dont even use VAR for the most crucial stuff. this was a clear penalty

NO
ERA
PENAL

NO
ERA
PENAL

NO
ERA
PENAL

NO
ERA
PENAL

NO
ERA
PENAL

German goalkeepers all live off Neuer's name.

Leno, Karius, Ter Stegen are all blunder machines

>Neuer
>Trapp
>ter Stegen
>let's put Leno in
Also that should've been a benulty

>>76646089
What about Ter Stegen?

Ok, I'm seriously rooting for straya now.
I think they deserve a draw at least.

>>76646121

No more tactical finger for you, eh?

Bring back Tim Wiese

That clearly wasn't a penalty, just normal physical play
Nice try though, roos

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>>76646130
Neuer is still hurt isnt he?

>>76646122
But the goal is valid

>>76646127
Ter Stegen is legit good, others are worse than Fahrmann

>>76646131
He constantly fucks up as well

Timo Horn might be the only other decent gk we have

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are we the better at soccer in the world?

C team vs their A team, only down by 1 goal - ref trying to screw us over (germ men probably threatening to gas unless they win)

>>76646127
i thought Ter Stegen is actually pretty good for Barcelona?

Trapp wasn't bad for PSG as well

rest are memes though

>>76646142
the penalty texas

Titan > Neuer >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everyone else

>>76646137
Bring back Oli

>>76646127
Get in Timo Horn

BASED KLOSE

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>use VAR
>Still wrong

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>>76646136
>HE NEVER USED THE CHEEKY FINGER WHEN PLAYING WITH THE LADS

>>76646149
Trapp and Ter Stegen are both pretty good.

>>76646149

Is Timo Horn good or just hype. I assume hes at u21 WC?

>>76646151
I think my stream is lagging several minutes lol, I'm at 60

>>76646148
>their A team
You think this is germanys A team?
Wagner?
That goal keeper?
All the other nonames?

>>76645889
>all those young people using english words


what happened to the german dream?

>>76646131
He's shit for the NT

Neuer tier
Neuer

Good tier
Fährmann
Horn
Ter Stegen outside the NT

OK tier
Trapp
Baumann

Shit tier
Leno

>>76646141
No idea

>>76646127
Ter Stegen is actually good. Not as good as Neuer but still much better than this fag Leno.

>>76646160
That doesn't look consensual.

>>76646159
VAR isn't for subjective decisions such as cards, fouls, penalties etc.

It's for offsides or other things where you can definitely say "this was either x or y", nor "hmm in my opinion..." cases

>>76646159

A) It's off his chest
B) Like you can fucking complain about scoring off handballs

>>76646159
Explain how that's wrong you stupid subhuman cunt

>>76646159
It's an obvious handball

>>76646157
>le football manager man

>>76646159
>Argies knowing about football
L O L. Better pray to Grondona.

so did germany bring their B team to the competition?

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>both teams spilling spaghetti left and right
>most of the shots missed
>boring midfield

It's as shit as I expected. Abandoning the whole cup now. Ronaldo will win.

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>>76646140
replays

>>76646159
I don't think handballs can be noticed retroactively. VAR is only for offside judging

>>76646194
C team

>>76646172
Trapp is the second best German keeper.

>>76646194
c team

>>76645889
why the fuck do germans speak english so wrong
>CRASH=CRESH
>APPLE=EPPLE

I thought you guys were first world.

>>76646170
We're all living in amerika. Amerika, ist wunderbar

>>76646201
Wrong

It's for red cards, penalties, goals, etc.

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>>76646194
C

>>76646194
It's actually half of the B team with additional literally who players. The other half is playing in the U21 Europe Cup.

I wanted this meme tournament to be fun, but this is embarassing.

>>76646182
Last angle shows it hit his upper arm imo

>>76646201
that would make no sense, why have a system like this if you're only going to use it for one thing

>>76646205
Trapp lost his place to fucking Areola for some time this year

Wtf i hate football now
what's with the new video referee? Also I heard they're going to reduce match duration to 60min

>waiting 5 minutes to celebrate a goal

this sport is dead

>>76646198
2 1 3 desu

>>76646212
>tfw there are still people who unironically think Rammstein is nazi

Germany was a mistake.

>>76646216
>>76646208
>>76646204

damage control

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are you guys gonna stick around and watch origin

>>76646219
maybe Emery is a tits guy

>Le player of the year Mooy
>Rogic and Ryan are the only ones doing anything

>>76646209
>why do people have an accent when speaking a foreign language

>>76646222
they are planning on having 2x 30min halves, yes, but on the other hand the clock won't tick down when the ball is not in play

no more time scumming by iberian or italian teams

>>76646196
Nigger it's 3-2 with more cheeky goals than I've seen in an international competition in a long time
quit being salty this is the least semenslurping this sport has ever been

>>76646227
Same thing happens in rugby all the time

You watch the Pumas, right?

I am laughing like a madman. This is Murphy's law in place. What are the odds that so many goals with offside happen just as you are testing this awful VAR prototype?

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back to attendance, I still think it will be 30-35k/45k capacity

>>76646227
>crying about the game being disrupted
>in a sport where players go to the ground every few minutes and roll around in pain
fuck off

>>76646233
>watch origin

The what?

>>76646167
He's pretty good, but he plays for a meme team and has no international experience yet. Cologne's gonna play EL next year though, so we will see if he can hold up in important matches.

>>76646219
Yeah, because he is a PSG youth player, but they quickly realized he is fucking shit and put Trapp back in.

>>76646231
in 200 years people will forget about it and you guys will be likable again

Leni single-handedly destroyed this team's confidence

>>76646238
You don't get it. There's no reason for a native german speaker to say "CRESH" instead of "crash". They probably exaggerate the "a" so it doesn't sound as a german "a" or something.

>>76646244
who

>>76646251
.
you

>>76646233
PLEASE

>>76646254
mate vs mate
state vs state

>>76646130
Baumann deserves a spot imo

I like those Comfy'ederation Cup threads, usually during CL or PL games it's Shitpost Central.

>>76646158
What did he do?

>>76646269
>implying

>>76646232
>"p-pls guys, take this thing seriously"

why are Latinos so dedicated to make this meme tournament appear relevant?

everytime I talk down this meme cup, some butthurt latino comes along and tells me to take it seriously, literally why is that?

>>76646260
THANK YOU BASED VAR

nice save by leno
our hero

>>76646232
It's not damage control. These guys haven't ever played in a tournament together.
It's literally a team of "talents" that has been randomly drawn.
Everyone expected them to perform bad.

The Russians even complained about us not taking the Confed Cup seriously.

>>76646260
FUCK OFF USELESS VAR

>>76646251
ABmulticodetural arabs OUT

>>76646254
Shitty nrl game
I watched the first match at the pub with a few friends a few weeks ago and had angry, drunk abos shouting profanity's the entire time

>>76646247
Then it means it works, think about all those offsides that weren't seen by the refs but were seen by commentators

VAR does the job it was intended for, it's a good thing that rules are actually enforced

>>76646254
State of Origin, one of the greatest spectacles of human endurance in the world.

>>76646273
Brother vs Brother
Mate against mate

>>76646260
fuck off, neck yourself

Chile and Portugual brought their best players...surprise surprise Germany is boring as fuck

>das einzige europäische Team ohne Verlustpunkt
...
>außer der Schweiz
what did he mean by this

>>76646302
what?

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My post from the pre-match thread

>>76646227
imagine if they had had VAR at the 90 World Cup Final.

No era Penal.

>>76646307
>endurance
fucking lol

nrlel players have fuck all endurance

>>76646293
All they have in their entire continent is football.
Its the most important thing. Everything about it is important.
Otherwise tehy would realise what a shithole they live in.

Serious question, is this Germany B-team?

>>76646314
The throat-speakers must be destroyed.

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>not appreciating Dietmar hardman

Kill yourself

>>76646321
we would have won 90 but lost 86

so it makes no difference

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>>76646313
Ye but our best players were benched yesterday

Based motherfucking troisi

>>76646326
C team breh see>>76646217

>>76646319
please be confirmed
>you get the right result
>reality cunt gets aborted again

>>76646293
It's because you're butthurt is showing Hanshammed

>>76646326
B/C

>>76646326
It's their Z team now

>>76646326
no

it's the c(unt)-team

>rogic off
fuck me Ange is a fucking idiot.

>>76646331
>>76646331
why would you have lost 86?

>>76646326
More like their Zyklon-B team

Holy shit, those commentators sure are boring, I miss my Mexican commentators

Not even gonna dignify that with a (You)

>>76646258
OR WWIII happens and Trump decides to think nuking everybody makes him look tough and make people forget about his tiny hands, then everybody hates him and say that he is literally and not figuratevely worse than nazi germany

Then Merkel leads the newly awesome freedom coalition and bam, Germany are the good guys once again

>>76646346
Maradona sent off vs. England

>no games on tomorrow

are you actually fucking me in the butt?
what is this nonsense

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RIP GERMANY

APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW

>>76646346
ur cute

why are y'all even watching this game?
>irrelevant tournament
>b or c teams playing
>no riots
what's the point?

>>76646326
It's the A-team, full of Bayern-Granaten and Bernd Leno the new Neuer

>>76646338
CHI detected

and it's "your" in this context, learn your host country's language if you want to become something more than just a lawn mower, jose

>>76646321
If VAR was enforced, Chile would have won a CA long ago, but it would have lost the 2015 edition.
The 2016 edition final would be a lot different than it was. (No red cards to either team).

>>76646344
I hope he gets lynched in Russia

>>76646329
lmoa

who /chuchichästli/ here

>>76646357
were you losing at that point?
>>76646361
no era

>>76646366
How can you be the new Neuer, he's always the newest

>>76646352
>invited some mexicans last saturday
>extremely loud, act like stereotypes
>the old guy nextdoor complained

Never again. The Zimmermann Telegram was a mistake.

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>taking off based rogic who got the first goal

Shit decision

>>76646326
missing players: Neuer, Höwedes,Boateng, Hummels, Kroos, Khedira, Müller, Gündoğan, Özil, Reus, Gomez, Sané

LENO MADE A SAVE

Why aren't we getting absolutely towled up? I don't give a shit if its b or c team. This is the equivalent of Germany nearly beating one of our state cricket teams.

>>76646363
Portugal and tsuuu meme

S P I C Y
P
I
C
Y

>>76646344
Need to save him for other games.

Plus that strike from his replacement was noice.

>>76646363

it's this or boreball

>>76646380
>were you losing at that point?
ah, the classic "England would've still lost 2-4 if the goal would've counted" argument

Troisi loves an early shot. All he needed was an extra touch to bloot it into the top corner

>>76646369
>implying Americans don't fuck that shit up all the time
Only a foreigner would think its not a common mistake

Next game ange should drop mooy and start rogic and troisi desu

God I hate Kruse

MATE v MATE
STATE v STATE
BROTHER v BROTHER

QUEENSLAND v NEW SOUTH WALES

>>76646384
More like get rid of the old man

cheeky timo

>>76646387
And Götze

>>76646380
>Argentina with 10 men, no Maradona, vs. England
>and then if you win, you still have to play without Maradona in semifinals

we would have been rekt

Dubs and equalizer in the 79th

PALO

>>76646379
If I hear one of those throat-speakers say "SCHWIITZER DUTSCH" again I will make Dachau look like a joke next time.

>>76646393
Singapore didn't qualify la

Red Bull fails again

>>76646411
Agreed

Mooy has shown he is fucking shit for us

Clearly doesn't care

>>76646384
>Met an archetype dude
>"whoa, stereotypes are true!"

nope.jpg

>>76646421
I think you mean the 89th m8

>>76646243
i dun even watch futball but this shit is intense as hell.

>>76646421
Dubs and equalizer in 80

>>76646323
>>76646303
>pootorians

>australia spend ten minutes patiently looking for entrance
>magical deflection leads to germany hitting the post

>>76646420
least you would have had a chance
you had no chance when you went down 1 goal
and 10 mean in the 90th min.

BASED VAR

>>76646419
>>76646387
and schweinsteiger

This is Germany's bench, right?

The team that's out there right now would get murdered in the WC

>>76646425
Australian obviously mate, I literally forget I'm away in another country for work in a hotel when I'm shitting posting so hard into the night through various boards.

duns and straya wins 4-3

>>76646415
They were stereotypes. They danced whenever they heard a song, made some stupid jokes that nobody laughed and drank a lot despite they were "evangelicals". No more corona for those fuckers.

>>76646436
no cheeky 90+5 penalty

>>76646446
Schweinsteiger is located at the retirement home called Chicago Fire

>>76646419
Götze is retired due to burnout/depression but they haven't made it official yet.

>>76646421
dubs and 2-5 in 86' and 89'

>>76646449
Half of the team is not even bench-tier

That guy who nearly who nearly gave away an own goal in the first half, who's he? He's shite

>>76646465
I doubt that.

>>76646470
Oh so they're just testing lineups, got it

dubs and I don't get dubs

I want myself some Mexican pussy.

GERMANY'S BRAVE EMRE CAN

if 88 leno accidentally throws the ball backwards in the 88th minute and makes it 3-3

>>76646457
Those do seem like shit people, I'm sorry

Why do you suck so hard Germany? It's Australia for fucks sake

Stindl going off to get himself some ficki ficki with his mates

ah yes, the turk quota has to be achieved of course

Emre Can looks like a turk version of Brendan Schaub

>>76646488
check'd

>>76646491
this is their c team

>>76646491
It's our C team against their dream 11

>>76646491
It would be an easy 3-0 without Leno gifting Australia two goals.

>>76646488
ebin

>>76646483
Let's trade :^)

kurushit

>>76646488
fug

>>76646488
yeashhh

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>>76646483
yes, take me Ivan

>>76646490
They were from the "nice" (north) part of Meheeco. One of them was even white.

Now I don't know how to stop letting them into my house. I'll invite a muslim friend next time so a Holy War starts and they never come again.

>>76646491
it's their E team against our 11 greatest ever

>28k attendance
>this is supposed to be good

>Kruse
REEEEEEEEEEE
SOMEBODY GIVE HIM A CAREER ENDING INJURY PLEASE

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>>76646488
oh boy

>>76646473
Bobby Dingleberry

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>>76646488
Damn

>not playing like this the entire game
what is wrong with us?

>this match is somehow still a contest

Happening in Berlin

>>76646514
Confed cup also sochi is not known for football

>>76646491
it's our F team against Australia's finest 11, personally handpicked by the Australian Prime Minister

GERMANS SHOOK RN

>>76646519
You are like 5 minutes late bro, wtf?

>Australia biologically engineered 11 supersoldier football players in the lab and trained with them for a full year 24/7 to get them ready for the confed cup

>Löw picked 11 random dudes he saw on the street and asked them if they wanted to play some footy next week

>we still win

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>>76646488
Please let this happen. The memes would be flowing for years.

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>>76646530
no, London

>the greatest German team of all time with the best players of the last 50 years that were specifically genetically engineered and bred and that have been training for this occasion for 5 years straight can't even beat a bunch of random Australian fans that were chosen from the stands to play 5 minutes before the game

>>76646540
optus stream is trash

>>76646522
Kek

>>76646546
>>76646554
hmmm

>>76646512
Nah, that will not work the only way to get rid of them is to be a really really douchebag to them or stop inviting them to your house

>>76646488
W E W L A D
E
W

L
A
D

>>76646552
just comes with living in a big city m8

- muslim mayor of london

>>76646538
Team level keeps going down.

End of the game and you'll be saying you sent your paralympians against us.

>>76646537
Russia couldn't sell out a stadium where Ronaldo was playing

>>76646552

nein! doch! ohhhh!

>>76646546
>>76646554
What did they mean by this?

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>>76646488
damn

>>76646557
its on sbs >for free

>>76646573
fuck off

>>76646585
>free

Your taxes pay for the communist filth channel

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send help lads

>>76646563
They hate turks with a passion as most latinos from Germany. Pretty sure it will work. I'm going to blast those speakers with turkish music that will show them.

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>>76646488

>>76646491
It's our δ-team against the best playing kangoroos football has ever witnessed

>>76646570
In russia anything over 70% attendance is considered good

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Aussie cunts entering the Asian competition means I don't get my dose of Asian qts.

Fuck you Ausgaylia.

This will fuck with German morale for the rest of the tournament

>>76646585
Also streaming on word game app

>>76646552
>The Caliphate of london

>>76646546
ausfailia imported some tough yugo slavs and a dutchman

>>76646569
our paralympians are our P team, while this is clearly our V team