Australia v Germany

Another fucking gamethread? Fuck australians, man.

>>76643138
Why are you so triggered you disgusting little monkey?

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digits confirm humble Werner hat trick

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>>76643134
Australia 3, Germany 1

>this Germany Z-team
What is even the point?

anybody have a stream?

Anime

>>76644524
its on sbs

Reminder I have my life savings on this game.

Sandro Wagner is the poor man's Carsten Jancker

>>76644524
acestream: // 43ced81641f8a82b149ce194f05184db243ad5c2

PLEASE NOTICE ME MR BIG STRONG EUROGODS XDXD

HOW GOOD IS LE MATT XDXD

LECKIEGOD AMIRITE XDXDDDDD

Dat save

>>76644937
>chain
>pasty
>fat
>hairy nips but not chest
>dumbo-tier ears
>too beta to post dick
>baby face
>SHIT haircut
>beta pose
>hovel

ew

Is Mustafi white?

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Is it true that 1 in 5 Australians have at some point in their life been beaten up by a kangaroo?

>rugby country
>not using brute force and dirty playing

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>le weather posting

alright, let me participate too

spring is so much more comfy than summer

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wtf is wrong with soccerpoos?

>>76645010

Hope you win some dollerydoos estibro

>>76644512
When will Germany stop disrespecting their opponents?

Jarryd Strafford

That was an EA sports FIFA 17 sweaty goal

man even ethnic Germans are swarthy these days
are the Baltics the last place where blonde haired pale men can feel at home?

>>76644992
He's our one player that isn't a total embarrassment all the time, only sometimes

Is A.A. Ron Muy elite, or is he just a less shit player in a really shitty team?

god this awful technique of these b-team shitters

>>76645040
THIS

>>76645021
Albanian (türk)

>>76644992

he hasn't been exposed yet

>>76645044
yes

>Mexican wave

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what is your preference ?

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8:30 in the morning. Get on my level.

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>>76645030
YOOO

>this Chancenverwertung
Thankfully we're only playing against Australia.

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shit game

>>76645030

>tfw i have to occasionally wear a light jacket in Australian winter

>>76645044
> tfw >tfw no German blonde gf becomes a thing of the past

>>76645030
OFFICIAL SEASONS POWER RANKING

1. Spring
2. Autumn

*Power Gap*

3. Summer
4. Winter

desu

>>76645072

traps

>>76645073
>hey I know, let's build a city right in the desert with no natural water nearby or river running through it

Las Vegas and Phoenix are proof of the arrogance of men

>30 minutes in
>only one goal

lol muslims can't get two past us in half an hour

>>76645068
Cringe every time

>wogball
sage

>>76645033
Thank you lad!

Straya to draw at the 44th minute

>30 minutes into game
>Germany not winning 7-1

that's waht happens when you bring B-team

>>76645046
>>76645064
Hopefully he'll do well in the EPL then.

Is it true that kangaroos have their own bars, pubs and rugby league in Australia?
P.S. Stop bullying australians pls, they had Mozart at least.

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>>76645044
You mean Denmark, r-right?

>>76645084

maybe in the north and most of them like darker guys Arabs/Turks/Spaniards

Sandro Wagner is the German Ibrahimovic if Ibrahimovic had no talent whatsoever

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Games evey day, good stuff.

Well that was awful from draxler

>>76645086
Imagine being this wrong.

It goes
Winter > > > Autumn > Spring > > > Summer

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>>76645073
>47
well fuck my niggers

>>76645086
Sorry my finger slipped a bunch

Meant to say

1. Autumn
2. Winter
3. Spring
4. Summer

>>76645072
25-30% for the ass jiggle

>>76645111
Stop being a beta cuck Kevin

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Australian soccer died after 2006

>>76645025
yeah

Is there snow in Australia?

>>76645113
and somehow even slower than him

who /comfy/ here?

>>76645040
Taking great joy from the fact Jarah Crook has had to delete his entire online presence

I expect Aarone mooy but he is absolutely shit.

>>76645136
only in victoria i think

>>76645136
yeah mon

>>76645139
>being comfy at anything over 20 degrees

>>76645136
yes

>>76645139
Right here my brother

>>76645111
nice try, ahmed

no respectable german girl would ever touch an arab/turk

although it is generally true that dark haired guys are more popular with girls, but they still have to have european facial features

>>76645130

Fucking Italians

Who's the lad in goal? What happened neuer?

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>>76645072
15-45%

>>76645136
of course

generally only in the mountains tho

>>76645156
Germany are playing their third team

>>76645150
>Not having aircondition
t. Muhammed

>>76645156
Dead

>>76645025
People hit the them with there cars all the time, they jump off cliffs on to the road and eat shit

>le kick it put of bounds team

Kek

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>>76645136

Is it true socceroos will have kangaroo quotas next year for right gender balance on the team?

>>76645156

B/C team, Germany haven't given a fuck and will still win it.

Why are normalfags so obsessed with the weather?

>>76645156
neuer lost one leg

why is the french team black?

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rate

Aus is raped by kraut

Should the government buy us all 4chan passes so we can shitpost faster?

>>76645168
kanga from snowy river

>>76645177
>Regensburg
>no Regen
0/10

I think sending a C-team actually works out because you can see most of them are pretty motivated. Only a few like Draxler look like they can't be assed and hate being there.

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>>76645086

>>76645179
Pretty sure señor Trump is working on something

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execute all muslims

>>76645170
>automatically assuming the gender of a kangaroo

Bigot

>>76645178
imagine cheating in your own world cup

>>76645178
Still mad about losing the Asian Cup.

>>76645086
You're a good lad Germany

Shit

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>>76645168
fixed

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>>76645177
nice

Who are the favorites to win this competition anyways?

>>76645136
they even have skiing areas

Are there G*rmans in Australia?

>Salisbury

>>76645210
Chile

>>76645210
CHI

>>76645210
Germany, Chile, Portugal

Too used to defensive duties. Tsk.

>>76645197
Tinderbro come back, I was invested

my heart stopped for a moment

>>76645120
This guy has it figured out. Even though I value autumn a little higher and not that close to spring.

fucking lol sainsbury

is draxler a reverse robben?

>sainsbury
the absolute state of >us

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>poopeelia's best player plays in the 2nd tier of english football

>>76645216
South Australia (Adelaide) has a lot of german heritage, if interested on google maps search the "barossa valley" we even have our own wiki page for the German spoken in the area and a lot of German culture in the state

Draxler is TRASH

>>76645216
too many
take them back

Since soccer is gay, I''ll do a current boards power rankings.

1. /fit/
2. /sp/
3. /tv/
4./pol/
5. /v/
6. /n/

9001. /soc/
9002. /asp/

Based Walkgod

>>76645162
Harsh lad, Draxler is ok

>>76645236
lmao yours plays in literal shit

>>76645190
No one of the A team getting injured. Actually getting quality assessments of new players, because it's not the same pressure as playing in the real team. No downsides, because nobody gives a fuck about the confed cup.

>>76645236
what the fuck are you talking about

Is Rudiger good? He looks good.

>come home
>Timo GOATner benched
ugh

is this is official state of origin thread?

>>76645249
but seeing as you don't like "soccer", isn't /asp/ your home board?

>>76645249
>tv second
>literally been overrun by pedophiles and pol

>>76645216
>>76645240
Hahndorf is an historically german settlement in SA, about 45 minutes out of the cbd of adelaide.
Schutzenfest is always big here

We are playing so high up its shitting me

Reminder that Sane declined the Germany callup so he could get a nosejob

>>76645249
/fit/ is gayest

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>>76645236

>>76645261
Nah, he's terrible but Australia makes him look good which shows how bad they are.

>>76645271
What does second mean to you?

Daily reminder that every refugee here is awarded German citizenship and passport, therefore, they are fee to travel everywhere

Mutumbu and Ali won't need Visa

>>76645272
Listen, you fuckhead.
It's either Schuetzenfest or Schützenfest.

>>76645271
/tv/ has /bane/ though

why there are no news from Australia? Is it a real country?

>>76645236
>not being able to control kashmir
>choking against paki cunts

lol

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>>76645249
/a/>/sp/>/ck/>the rest

>the absolute state of this defense

Fuck yeah take that krauts

AusGODS

APOLOGIZE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>GERMANY

>KEKmany

THEY'VE DONE IT

ROGIC ROGIC ROGIC ROGIC ROGIC ROGIC ROGIC ROGIC ROGIC ROGIC ROGIC ROGIC ROGIC ROGIC ROGIC ROGIC ROGIC ROGIC ROGIC ROGIC ROGIC ROGIC ROGIC ROGIC ROGIC ROGIC ROGIC ROGIC ROGIC ROGIC

FUCKIN BEAUTY

S T R A Y A

KRAUTS BTFO

HAHAHA what an embarassment

>>76645249
>/soc/ that low

confirmed for having received devastating ratings

personally, I hold an average 7.4/10 rating for my face and 7.9/10 rating for my penis on /soc/

get on my level

A U S T R A L I A

my motherfucker

GOAL GOAL

GERMANY YES!

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>conceding to Australia

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The fuck was that?

>German defending
>German goalkeeping
KEK PEK

>Drecksler

>SHITMANY

LELNO

I want to see Leory Sane fuck nose.

lol

how is this not 6-0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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TURKS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>Leno
>Neverkusen

JUST

>germany is kill

>caring about this tournament

lmao

always believed in >us tbqh lads

I-IT'S OUR Z TEAM....

just like mexico

yay

WE DID IT

WE WON THE FIFA

YOURO FAGS BTFO

>>76645103
I was off by 4 but you should have listened

>german goalkeeping

Lol hits player. Then ball goes under goalie who should have saved it.

>Hits the defender for the trick shot

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

GO GERMANY

initial shot was going well wide, wew

>german goalkeeping

COMING HOME

>>76645335
IT BEGINS

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wtf I love 3 at the back now

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>Germany to win 5-0
Reality Cunt on aborted narrative watch

>the city of autobahn

>Leno
holy shit he's sooo bad

>LENO
LENO
>LENO
LENO
>LENO
LENO
>LENO
LENO

>that goal
comedy gold
go aussies

>>76645282
my bad

Wow lads we got a meme game here all of the sudden.

>the ony non-white elements of our team fuck up

typical

why are white people so superior?

>>76645313
Who cares?

>poopeelia

Der Trapp hätte den gehabt

CRICKET WINS 1-1

HGHAHAHA

BENAL :DDDD

PENULTY

>lelno

AUSSIES BTFO
ERA PENAL

IT'S ALL OVER FOR YOU

VAR that penalty.

NO ERA PENAL

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BENULTYYYYYYYYYY

>>76645313
I have always wonder if you can actually get laid in /soc/

It's possible? because only american post there

>>76645346
BASED TEAM

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APOLOGIZE

>>76645335
*flops hard in meme tournament despite being huge favourites*
LOL WE DONT EVEN CARE ANYWAY LMAO

REFBALL

REF BALL

>Australia have a fucking ex-Swindon player playing for them

ERA PENAL

REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL

>>76645377
but Leno fucked up???

penulty

Fucking hell that tackle lel

PENALLLLL

mowed the fuck down
based AusGODS

JUST

NO
ERA
PENAL

NO
ERA
PENAL

NO
ERA
PENAL

NO
ERA
PENAL

Do you guys have milo in your countries?

PENULTY!!!

>>76643134
NO ERA PENAL

inb4 Draxler misses

NO ERA PENAL

Why no VAR now?

>>76645420
yee

>wog defending

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

>STRAYA
HAHAHAHAHA


BTFO
T
F
O

>australian defending

WE'RE GONNA WIN THE WORLD CUP
>WE'RE GONNA WIN THE WORLD CUP
WE'RE GONNA WIN THE WORLD CUP
>WE'RE GONNA WIN THE WORLD CUP
WE'RE GONNA WIN THE WORLD CUP
>WE'RE GONNA WIN THE WORLD CUP
WE'RE GONNA WIN THE WORLD CUP
>WE'RE GONNA WIN THE WORLD CUP
WE'RE GONNA WIN THE WORLD CUP
>WE'RE GONNA WIN THE WORLD CUP
WE'RE GONNA WIN THE WORLD CUP
>WE'RE GONNA WIN THE WORLD CUP

>That fat woman

BEAAAAUTIFUL

Get fucked aussies

>>76645420

Si

Drax'd

>>76645420
no we use kilometres

DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER

Are Germans permitted by law to show enthusiasm for the country at sports matches?

GET FUCKED ROGIC

>Leno instead of Horn or Fährmann or even Kek Stegen
JUST

wtf I hate 3 at the back now

> australia
choking psuedo asians

If he was actually trying to shoot I'd agree with that penalty but he wasn't because like most europeans he'd rather be a little bitch and go for a penalty than actually trying to play the game

>>76645313
let us be the judge of that

>>76645445
it's hard to show enthusiasm when you're fasting whole day

Just about to have a hot Milo lads

>Cuntler scores a penalty after fucking up 100 times with shitty faggot passes.
How the fuck is he captain? Literally zero leader skillz

>>76645445
>my small cousin made an analogy between nazis and germans singing their anthem

Fucking kek. This country is fucked. The only good thing is the cheap Sauerkraut.

>>76645458
well meme'd, friend ;)

>>76645461
comfy

No sticky?

>>76645445
Yes but it's state controlled and it cannot exceed 30 seconds

>>76645464
Spoiler that shit, I almost turned to stone

What part of Germany are you lads from?

>>76645445
Actually we are only allowed to show enthusiasm for the country during sport events and nowhere else

do European countries take this competition seriously?

If we intentionally concede, the Germans will not be expecting it and we will cat h them off guard.

>>76645461
>hot Milo
Its gotta be ice cold you pleb cunt

7-1 HERE WE GO

All is good, didn't go bancrupt. Won Germany lead halftime and combined goals over 2.5

fuck this has been most intense game I've ever watched.

>>76645466
>The only good thing is the cheap Sauerkraut.
that is a pretty big plus to be fair

>>76645420
'Milo' (meelo) means 'cute' in Russian.

>>76645480
Wisconsin

>Germany needs refball to beat us
>>76645461
same t b h

>>76645464
Has a bit of Cannavaro-eyes going on.

>>76645463
Because he has the most caps.
Goretzka is the true leader in that team

>>76645480
Pakistan

>>76645466
Lmao

>>76645480
as Hitler would say Luxembourg

>>76645445
ony twice a year

>tfw wasted one opportunity on bayern getting refballed out of the CL

what should I use my 2nd on lads?

>>76645493
i think you're milo :3

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this is now a prohibited thread to germans by law lol

>>76645493
c-cute

>>76645445
I kid you not there are some cuck politicians and movements here who want to ban german enthusiasm during sport.

>>76645420
Milo Yiannopoulos?

>>76645489
Also the delicious BLACKED bread. I still don't know how other countries can eat that disgusting white bread.

>>76645493
Milo means soap in Slovenian

>>76645482
Second-tier teams take it seriously. For elite teams, it's a good chance to get some games or give young players tournament experience.

All of the Asia and Oceania should not go to World cup.

ha ha time for half time death tolls

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Half time fap

I just got here and Australia scored one? whoa

>>76645510
Why do you fucking cucks continue to vote them in?

LMAOing at your country

So it's confirmed that Rogic is our best player. How can someone be as good as Mooy has been this year but be so average for the NT?

>>76645461
Tried milo once with my retarded aussie housemate

Literally spat it in his face after he was hyping it for weeks

Australians are odd

>>76645507
m-milo

>>76645523
What does this pose mean?

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who /golonka/ here?

>>76645523
Not a flattering pose to be quite honest

Looks like she needs to take a shit

>>76643134
>all those totally not german people pretending to root for Germany

AYY LMAO

>>76645520
you're right leave it to the middle east

Draxler is the Ronaldo of this team

>>76645520
this should have been the case after the japan/korea world cup was fixed

>>76645530
wasn't it halal?

>>76645420
If you have Nestlé then yes, every country has it

>>76645528
Looks like he simply doesn't care

Fuck him

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Straya anons I got a bit of sunburn there yesterday, when does it go away?

Is it me or is the sound of zdf (german tv showing the game) fucked up now?
I see the news in half tzime break but the sound if from somewhere 10 minutes ago

>>76645528
Because our NT is so unbelievably average compared to where we were 2 years ago.

>>76645530

It's halal, I promise.

>>76645523
I'd forgot about her

But it's too hot to fap without turning into a puddle of sweat

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>>76645525

>>76645482
you need to participate or else they exclude you from bidding for the world cup
the results can be hilarious

can someone please post goal-webm's

>>76645525
We don't. Those are noname shitters who nobody actually listens to.

>>76645461
>hot milo
the shake version is 5x better. Drink it ice cold mang!

>>76645525
>to vote them in

Those are mostly antifa types on the streets, they don't even try to get elected for anything.

They fight against the "system"

Shoddy handling's been tidied up a bit, not really enough to match Ger but actually keeping possesion in the attacking half has been good to see.

And, Rogic getting it in for his 6th, maybe... Maybe we'll make it out of the group stage of WC this time.

>>76645480
Reichskommissariat Moskowien

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What is /sp/ drinking tonight?

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webm of australia goal

>>76645554
when you stop being a fucking fairy

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>>76645523

>>76645508
In Russia too, lel.
Last year there was a court case against Smolensk citizen for swastika demonstration.
Funny thing is she posted an archive pic of Smolensk with nazi flags under German occupation and described its horrors.
Still, not an option for our court, apparently.

Should I go get Maccas lads?

>>76645568
based vc knows whats up

>>76645554

Few days, peeling it off is the most fun.

Back of the neck is the sweet spot.

>>76645567
Lol

Angela Merkel is literally steamrolling her way towards a 4th term

>>76645523
she's got AIDS

>>76645544
>>76645560
Nah it was just shit

>>76645525
>antifa
>vote in

lol, these cucks are even too lazy to found parties and become proper politicians

>>62

>>76645586

yes, LUCKILY!

>>76645574
>lager in a poncey bottle

fucking poofter

>>76645574
cunt it's bed time

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>>76645574

>>76645597
KEK
U
C
K

>>76645575
>Kekno
>Rüdigger

Which region in Australia is emptiest and whitest one? Asking for a friend.

>>76645575
>Bouncing the ball off the defender before scoring a cheeky goal
Are these the famed Australian "bantz"?

>>76645586
Merkel is conservative.

She's against gay marriage among other things

Stop listening to alt-cuck memes

>>76645574
non alcoholic beer. 36th day sober. pretty proud desu.

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>>76645587
FAKE NEWS

Her father is a Rabbi
she moved to Israel