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Another vacation pic from our boy Emre

>>76642719
>Verrati either stays at PSG or goes to Barca
>Tsu either stays at Real or goes to ManU
>gnabry is the granate
Bayern fans absolutely BESCHISSEN worden

>>76642731

Apparently hes got offers for a loan from:

>Norwich City
>Real Sociedad
>Liverpool
>Southampton

Kid is going places. He just needs game time. Shame he decided to play for Turkey.

>>76642719
small ballers

>>76642731
big ballers

>>76642747

>buy Gnabry to fuck with Hoffenheim
>want to loan him to Hoffenheim
>Hoffenheim tells them to fuck off

Genius.

>>76642757
Buyern is such a scummy team.

In othere "news"

>Robert Lewandowski's agent has reiterated the striker's anger that Bayern Munich did not do more to help him finish the 2016-17 season as the Bundesliga's leading scorer.

>The 28-year-old Poland international was not impressed after Carlo Ancelotti's side, who had already sealed the Bundesliga title, seemingly failed to support his individual aspirations.


>"Robert told me that he got no support and that the coach gave no call to help him in the last game to win the top-scorer title," representative Maik Barthel told Kicker .

>"He was disappointed as I have never seen him before. He really hoped that the team would support him proactively."

>Lewandowski had already expressed his anger over the issue earlier this month.

Lewandowski to Real is now looking like a thing.

>>76642780
wtf I hate Lewandowski now

Aber jetzt, im Fall Cristiano Ronaldo, möchten wir doch ein- für allemal klarstellen, dass diese Granate jeglicher finanzieller Grundlage entbehrt und in das tausendjährige Reich der Fabeln verwiesen werden muss.

>>76642780
lmao this faggot thinking he's top shit

>>76642780
What a whiny bitch. Scummy as well. Fits perfectly with Bayern. Maybe next season who should just use all his excess chances.

Andrej Kramaric confirmed for Granate. Also the absolute state of TM market values lmlaola

Goodnight /granate/, have to get up early

how is it even possible to be this fucking hot. literally dying over here

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>>76642854

Thats alot of red arrows.

>>76642731
Does he shave his legs?

>>76642886
still sort of comfy here but my dorm cell is facing to the west so the real pain is just about to begin.

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Christian Pulisic: I could not transfer to Bayern Munich

http://www.pennlive.com/sports/index.ssf/2017/06/christian_pulisic_bayern_munich.html

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>Neuer altersbedingt abgewertet
>altersbedingt
>Neuer is 31
fuck

>>76642780
Polaks are yaya toure africa tier. Colour me surprised

>>76642933
Ya

>>76642955

Hes a smart kid you can tell in both how he plays football and how he talks in interviews. I think he knows how lucky he is to get so much play time at Dortmund. Im sure hes gonna stay for at least another 2 seasons.

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Champions League 1st and 2nd round qualifiers.

>inb4 Le Wandowski finds out that he used to sleep in Chelsea pyjamas as a kid
>Chelsea knocks out Bayern in the quarters next season
lyl

>>76642780
He also said Lewancrybabski is monitoring Buyern's transfer activities closely.


He's hoping for a GRANATE like the rest of us.

>>76643001
he's actually posting here (me)

Mainz U23's Besar Halimi is training with Brondby.

>>76642960
Playing anstoss?

>>76642955
Others have said that before

>>76643007
why isnt he training with mainz U23?

>>76642992
>FC Salzburg

>>76642992
>FC Salzborg
Any updates on the lawsuit?
Would be fun if they had to replay qualification.

>>76643024
Because it's time for him to move on and Brondby are interested so they want to take a closer look at him.

>>76642890
Transfermarkt is absolutely retarded when it comes to estimations of the player's value.

>>76643035
>Dembele 33m
sounds fine la, Liverpool should sign him

>>76643030
UEFA are supposed to make a decision this week I think.

>>76643035

It is, but they just did major "revaluing" and usually Bayern players are highly valued. This time there were alot of "adjustments" and that what the German poster meant. Alot of salty comments about it.

Lastly,

>Müller 50 million
>Dembele 33 million

Anyone with half a brain knows that Dembele is worth 45-50.

>>76643035
How so?

>>76642999
Shit will hit the fan if Bayern doesn't reach the semis next season.

>>76643015
Yeah, but Pulisic is a Burger who doesn't care about Bundesliga. If Lewanpoopski had better agents he would have joined Real Madrid and won the CL 2x already. Maybe 3x... without a pre-contract at Bayern he might have managed to score in the Wembley final.

>>76643060
I thought that shit would hit the fan this summer but apparently I am beschissen worden.

at least /our guy/ Timo Werner is worth 25m now

>>76643050
tbf even 90 wouldn't be crazy for a teenager who made more CL assists than any player except neymar

>>76643172

Well the rule of thumb is that the market value is doubled when the player is bought out of contract (of 2+ years left).

Since he would be sold for 90-100, means that his value is probably around 45-50.

>>76643136
+ 0,25 € dosenpfand

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>Dembele is worth 3m more than Douglas Costa
>whose value wasn't changed at all (30m)
>but Müller's value was decreased by 25m over one season
neither customer nor shareholder, but that's 100% retarded

>>76643198
So what you are saying is that as a rule of thumb players only really go for their market value when they're in the final year of their contract?
Obviously plenty of exceptions and what not

>>76643172
>who made more CL assists than any player except neymar
or singlehandedly won Dortmund the cup. Dembele was MOTM in the semis and final.

>>76643378

Obiouvlsy its not perfect, but it tends to be that way.

Hummels as as an example last season. He had 1 year left and he was purchased for the amount corresponding to his market value (roughly).

So thats why Madrid is asking for 200 million, since Ronaldo is worth 100.

Obviously this isnt an established science.

BREAKING: FC BAYERN SIGNS 17 YEAR OLD SOUHT KOREAN

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>>76643572

GRANATE CONFIRMED

As if Austria's obsession with us wasn't terrible enough, (s)he also establishes terribly false generalizations that find no real life application (in this case; >le one year left of contract meme, best in combination with mean old Buyern poaching the best Bundes players!).

Muh EVIL BAUERN
WÄÄÄÄÄHHHHHH

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>>76643572
>sign underage player from another continent
>get transfer banned
>can't sign a granate when fifa blocks you
uli you sly dog
can't believe he wiggled himself out of this one

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>>76643612

>>76643612
kek

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#DieMannschaft XI for #AUSGER:
Leno - Mustafi, Hector, Draxler ©, Goretzka, Wagner, Stindl, Rüdiger, Kimmich, Brandt, Rudy.

>>76643612
Da ziehe ich meinen Reishut und sage Nagasaki!

>>76643667
>Rüdiger
RIP Germany

>>76643667

On paper its a good team, but there isnt a single player who shows leadership, let a lone a real play maker.

That being said, Im sure Germany will win this somehow.

>>76643763

Why the fuck isnt Langerak the gk?

>>76643890
Because he's always been fucking shit, you stupid shareholder.

>>76644032
calm down

Med-pack to the rescue for the fat ugly neighbor to west!

>>76643741
Rüdiger speaks better german than 95% of east germans

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>>76644032
>he's still mad

>t. Sören Benn

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>>76644032

>still mad

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>6644111

>>76644100
so what? doesnt make him a good defender

also dont try to defend a demographic group if youre gonna degrade another one while doing so, thats pretty stupid

>>76644198
ossis aren't even proper humans

>t. Kevin-Malte-Sören-Bushido aus Essen, NRW

give him (You)s or he will dump is trap folder again

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

hallo und guten morgen!

>>76643060
>without a pre-contract at Bayern he might have managed to score in the Wembley final.
Dortmund delusion at its finest

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>>76645165
>guten morgen

>>76643060
>without a pre-contract at Bayern he might have managed to score in the Wembley final.
BESCHISSEN worden

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>Timo Werner (Germany) weaves through the defence with ease and gets into a good position in front of goal. He pulls the trigger in an effort to beat the keeper, but fails as the ball hits the left post and ricochets away.
>Timo Werner (Germany) shows off his amazing technique to get to the edge of the box by himself. He pulls the trigger but sends the ball miles of the left post. Nice run, but poor finish!
>Timo Werner (Germany) sends a pass into the penalty area, but the opponent manages to cut it out.

>>76646818
BASED Timo Werner

>leno
lmaoing hard

finally a bundesliga thread

>3 games (counting)
>0 goals

Literally me https://youtube.com/watch?v=WX8ZeZJqOE0

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>Buyern bidding for """18""" year old ghanaian defener Gideon Offeri Offei

Can the Bundes handle all the Granaten?

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Funniest footballer

>>76642879
night

>>76642886
the heat is hot, eh?

>>76644111
checked, nice trip dubs

>>76647125
how does he not get bubbles in those shoes

>>76647210
Great question. He must be getting them, unless these are some very special shoes only millionaires can afford.

City preparing bid for aubameyang

Im Tor hat Jogi ein ProbLENO

>>76647236
alright

>>76647232
those "millionaire things" dont really exist. maybe the shoes are tailored for his feet with a special fabric though

>>76647125
good facial structures and hair, i remember him as someone not very good looking, typical for a tall guy.

short->face is better
tall->face is worse

>>76647257
>>76647267
Yes

Germany 3 : Bernd Leno 2

>>76647236
oh this is actually legit

why doesn't pep like aguero

How does one prepare a bid

>>76647461
analyze the market
see how much its worth you want to buy
see how much you are willing to invest

>>76647489
Makes sense

>ProbLENO
xD

http://www.faz.net/aktuell/sport/fussball/leon-goretzka-im-interview-vor-dem-ersten-spiel-der-nationalelf-beim-confed-cup-15065750.html?printPagedArticle=true#pageIndex_2

>Wird man durch diese Nähe zum Fußball als einem Stück Heimat anders geprägt bei der Entscheidung, für welchen Verein man spielt?

>Ich würde nie sagen, dass ich für einen Verein nicht spielen würde, weil die Fankultur dort vielleicht noch nicht solch eine lange Tradition hat. Auch bei Klubs ohne große Fußballkultur und Tradition wird sehr guter Fußball gespielt.

Goretzka to RB confirmed

>I can see myself playing for a plastic club without fan culture

He's talking about Bayern

>I can see myself playing for a club manufactured by PR people which has only had fans since 2010

He's talking about Dortmund

shots fired

KGaA btfo

>>76647210
he's wearing socks, duh

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I want evil denmark to leave!

>>76647713
not seeing them

>>76647236
poop just fucking hates dortmund doesnt he

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>>76647756

>>76647762

No, he just really wants the Bundes' best striker.

>>76647789
>these dummies are clearky modeled after man feet

get this shit out of here!

What in the flying fuck is a granate? What are you niggers talking about?

>>76647839
Man doesn't know the ways of god. How can you expect anyone to know the ways of Uli?

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Reece Oxford to Mönchengladbach

>>76647900

On a 1-year loan though.

>>76647948
Yes

BREAKING: GRANATE CONFIRMED

>17-jähriger Südkoreaner Jeong vor Wechsel zum FC Bayern

wouldn't even be surprised if Guardiolel drops a gorillion on Aubameyang.

Hard not to hate Hummels when you look at his twitter

>>76648401

Hummels means well, hes just a bit of a faggot.

hummels has an insta for his doggo

>>76648401
pretty easy actually

>>76648450
that's his gf

>>76648410
I guess you're right. He's just being sincere.
There are Bundesliga tweeters who are genuinely repulsive human beings and Hummels is far from one of them.
APOLOGIES

>>76648401
give me two examples

>>76648401
Oh vey, just scrolled through it... wish I didn't.

not sure if i should get onto ANS
would be too bad if i dont and see it doubled over night

then again it will probably hang around 8 dollaroos

>>76648499

Hes like a 17 year old prom queen. Thinks the world of himself and his image.

Thats why he genuinely thinks that his move to Bayern was morally justified.

I pity him.

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>>76648522

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>>76648522
These are just some of the most recent ones. I'm sure there are much worse if I remember correctly

I bet he's a Redditor. This raises an important question: which Bundesliga footballer could be a /bundes/ poster?

I'd say Matthias Ginter, he seems like an introverted nerd.

>>76648566
>>76648579
thanks

>>76648722
>Reddit
close, he is from 9gag
https://twitter.com/HUGOBOSS/status/633614572075778048

>>76648722
tom starke. he's the kemme poster

Maybe Neuer

>>76648755
Literally Denmark

probably AC

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Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuh?

>>76648997
To be fair, Denmark is the Las Vegas of Europe when it comes to weddings.
The island of Ærö is basically one big chapel for Germans marrying foreigners.

She looks average

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You will never be this cool

>>76648722
Timo Werner

>>76649523
and why is that?

Max Kruse surely posts on /b/, or did when it was good (that last part was a 4chan in-joke)

yes very funny as usual

haha

>>76649529
he posts in bundes sometimes

Timo I love ur qt lisp
xoxo

BILD tomorrow: Köln's Anthony Modeste is to join Tianjin Quanjian for a fee of around €35m. Striker set to earn annual salary of €10m.

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>>76650512
tsfenks

nachti

yes good night. drinking a goodnachti maß right now

oh boy, it's gotten quite late again

see you tomorrow

okay, for real now

GOOOOD NIGHT

>>76652093
Night

granate is: costa to juve and sanchez in as granate

Sanchez would guarantee the Bundesliga for Bayern next season

>>76651774
>gotten
This triggers the brit

Good morning

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>agents

is sanchez really a granate tho? he is not THAT good

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd morning

>>76642955
Another Granate lost. Buyern slowly dying hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I mean I do rate Tolisso, but I think 41,5 mil is absolute insanity. Guy isn't even a starter for the NT. He's not worth breaking your transfer record for.

Why is Bayern going full retard with transfers these days? They are becoming worse than Barca who spent 100M on Alcacer, Gomes and Turan

>>76655626
the new players aren't getting a lot of salary
next year when ribery and robben retire they can go all out

>>76655644
Yeah but other than the Hoffenheim purchases, they are making poor mistakes in the transfer market. They should be going after talent like Dembele or Pulisic or Timo Werner in the league and going after established talent elsewhere (Sanchez, Costa from the Prem as an example)

>>76655669
they just sold Costa for 40m to Juve
there's certainly a replacement coming for him

friendly reminder to drink plenty of fluids in this hot weather to stay hydrated

yes, good morning

>>76655687
>40m
>Jewve
No way they are paying that much. Maybe an english club like Liverpool would.

>>76655753
it's happening

Daily reminder that Buyern purposely leaks fake numbers regarding transfer feeto the press to make them look better than they actually are. Look at >muh 20 millions for Pigstepper

to step: treten, schreiten, einen Schritt machen

correct would be climb

watch Köln fail to invest the Modeste money properly and finish below 10th next season

so will the neger actually go to china? not even surprised

Milan have made an offer of €20m for Simon Kjær, but Fenerbahce are determined to keep him at the club, possibly offering him the captaincy next season.

>>76656646
20 mil? That's a bit much isn't it?

Rainer Callmund:
>Ich weiß aus zuverlässiger Quelle, dass die Bayern weder dem einen [Griezmann] noch dem anderen [Verratti] ein Angebot gemacht haben.


Are we yet again /beschissen worden/?

>>76656672
I don't know. He'd be the best defender in Serie A outside Juventus.

>>76656758
yes

>>76654959

He would be the best player at Bayern (except Neuer).

>>76655669

>Aubameyang 2022
>Pulisic 2021
>Dembele 2022
>Werner 2020
>Keita 2021
>Forsberg 2022

Weve been over this many many times.

Bayern cannot poach the best players in the league anymore. Those days are over.

>>76656820
So Robbery contract extension until 2022

>>76656893

No, thats why they got Gnabry and want Sanchez.

Robbery are one injury away from ending their careers.

Ronaldo rejects deal, wants to go to court
http://www.goal.com/de/news/839/laliga/2017/06/20/36490992/medien-cristiano-ronaldo-geht-vor-gericht

I bet his narcissism fueled hubris makes him think he's invincible... but that move might end in a prison sentence for him.

>>76656965
hopefully, /sp/ would explode for a day or two

>>76656975
its highly unlikely but in case he actually gets sentenced /sp/ will def be done for several days. also probably a new wave of taxposting

>>76656965
I've read about the case and I think he is probably going to win, just like Xabi Alonso.

>>76656965

Pretty sure you cant get jail time for taxes in Spain like in Germany or the US.

Ask this guy.>>76657022

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>>76642719

https://www.abola.pt/nnh/ver.aspx?id=678453

*prruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuttsssssssssssssss*

>>76657031
You can but you need to make real shady shit. Usually they make you pay the taxes + fine + tip and give you under 2 years of prison (equal to none if its the first time you are convicted).
But the case of TSU paradoxically seems to me less severe than the Mssi one, even when the money 'evaded' is much more.

>>76657041
thats a gipsy virus dont click

>>76657067

Well its kinda ridiculous to hold a dumb football celebrity accountable for what the financial adviser/manager do with the money.

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>>76657070

«Ronaldo in prison may become Miss September» - Mehmet Scholl

Manchester Utd boss Jose Mourinho accused of tax fraud by Spanish prosecutors investigating his time at Real Madrid

>>76657083

>irrelevant ugly Turkish manlet talking shit about the guy who assraped his former club in the CL semis

Shocker

>>76657083
he got a lot of shit for that by the sjw fags

>>76657088
people really hate paying taxes in spain. why is that?

>>76655202

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>>76657144

Rich people really hate paying taxes everywhere.

everybody hates paying taxes

pretty shure the taktikfuchs always paid his taxes on time

>According to a sky source Manchester City are not interested in Pierre Emerick Aubameyang anymore.

>>76657148
Hopefully he sees my message when he checks in later.

Schalke and Adidas have not been able to agree on a new contract. The current deal runs out after the 2017/18 season and will not be renewed.

>Schalke

>>76657396

Schalke is going the way of HSV.

>>76657396
#Augenhöhe

>>76657093

To be honest that was pretty retarded what Scholl said there. Le ebin prison prison rape joke Ronaldo is gay xDDDD haha

>>76657489

Not to mention the obvious Buyern butthurt over getting prison raped by Ronaldo in 2 games.

„Man muss schon mit dem Arsch zur Wand schlafen.“ (auf eine Frage zum Trainingslager)

>>76657428
nice

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>>76648522
Hummels is fucking stupid

>dont look at the video, just dont

>>76657508
his best quote is still "hängt die grünen so lange es noch bäume gibt"

There was always something fishy about Hummels cause he's got this "eloquent cool guy fotballer who's not afraid to speak up and isn't retarded" thing going on BUT at the same time is married to some braindead bimbo with no redeeming qualities. This guy is shady as fuck.

>>76657590
he's gay, duh

>>76642780
>Robert Lewandowski's agent has reiterated the striker's anger that Bayern Munich did not do more to help him finish the 2016-17 season as the Bundesliga's leading scorer.

this is so weird I almost can't believe it's true.
>yes mighty robert, we won the league and now we all give our best so you can win some meaningless retarded canon on a plate

is he 13?

>>76657630

He has the Bayern-gene, what do you expect?

is permamad austrian shareholder the same person as the permamad swiss shareholder?

>>76656782
nah not best. good but not best.

>>76657083
my only issue with that joke is that it's not at all funny

>>76657590
Right, just something about him seems a bit off. He acts super smart... but honestly, if you are a handsome millionaire at age 20 and you have the world at your feet... why would you go for the Miss Möbelhaus whose life goal is to be in BILD and on RTL and Pro7?

In other news:

>After 2 years at Bayern, Costa is about to be purchased by Juventus. The official transfer is believed to be finalised and announced this week

Im pretty sure hell be very successful with Juve next season. Shame Ancelotti didnt give him a shot.

>>76657673
Do you - dare I say it - find this joke problematic?

>>76657696

>HAHA HES A FAGGOT AND HAHAH HES GONNA GET RAPED IN PRISON HAHAH xDDDDDDDD

>>76657691
Successful for 6 months

i've a slot in my pants ;)

>>76657707

Wait and see cupcake.

>>76657696
I'd rather say the joke has problems

>>76657688
>why would you go for the Miss Möbelhaus whose life goal is to be in BILD and on RTL and Pro7?

maybe they share a weird fetish or she just has insane pussy game in general

It's not rape if it's consensual

>>76657703
>that schluchtenscheisser shareholder is also a sjw faggot

I AM SHOCKED

>>76657721

>he unironically finds that "joke" funny

I dont know whats sadder, your sense of humor, or the fact that Im responding to a teenager.

>>76657715
I think thechnically it has to be vocally consensual, too. there's a difference

Ronaldo would keep his scoring record intact if he goes to prison

>>76657755
like this joke better than Scholl's.
it's more clever and has a positive attitude

>>76657770

I think its a manlet thing.

>Uth to Köln about to be confirmed

Cant believe Hoffenheim are letting him go.

his name's huth and he plays for leicester

Is Bayern BIG in österreich?

>>76657996

It used to be like 10 years ago. Every kid used to either support a local team, or FCB.

Nowadays with the internet and global LaLiga broadcasting, most bandwaggon kids follow Barca/Real.

Isn't Austria just Bavaria 2.0?

>>76654930
morning

>>76655146
morning

>>76655743
morning

>>76655729
>hurr why do you drink so much water anon
i have a cold but i didnt tell them. i drink this much water on the regular anyways

>>76656646
>possibly offering him the captaincy next season
nice bait

>here want this candy? come into my van.
lol

>>76658035
It is, just a little less wealthy.

>>76658035

No, Bavaria is Austria 2.0. Dont forget that Austria used to be an empire and Bavaria has always been a small kingdom.

>>76658062
Haha

chemin calle

Gianluca Gaudino is on his way to Chievo, according to Sky Italia.

>>76657088
im still figuring out how to not pay taxes on my cryptocurrencies gains once i cash out. i will probably travel to a safe place, like switzerland, and pay out in cash at one of their automated coin teller machines

>>76657175
well that went by quickly

>>76642780
This doesn't necessarily mean that Robert is an asshole. It probably just is the Berater who wants to get higher bonus payments as other clubs show interest in a potentially unhappy Lewandowski while Buyern tries their best to bind him long term and eliminate his apparent unhappiness by giving him a better contract, ultimately benefiting the scumbag Berater.

>>76657508
because no girls allowed, right?

>who is JIll

>>76657559
i had to pause reading that. no way am i going to last through the video

thread quality absolutely imploded

>>76657630
no

>>76658089
i remember his father saying he will either make it as a footballer at bayern or retire already

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>>76658099
>crypto currency gains

>>76658145
Well I think it's good if he has changed his mind.

>>76658108
didn't he just extend his contract?

wtf is Granate

>>76658166
Idk, I just wanted to contradict the obsessed Austrian

>>76658173
Grenade

>>76658176

Contradict what friendo?

Facts, or your feelings?

why is alois schluchtenscheisser so mad guys?

>>76658240
he's right and you know it, customer

>>76658240
Admit it, zis >>76656820 is funny and true

He's new gimmick is a breath of fresh air

>>76658227
You were mean to sweet Robert; clearly implying some sort of dick-ish behaviour on his side. I tried to counter this with a dose of reality.

hallo und guten morgen!

>>76656820
>this obsession
Let's see where these players are next season...

>>76658318
well not a single one will be at bayern if they don't drastically change their spending behaviour. maybe some other big clubs buy them out of their long contracts though

>>76658333
I actually agree; they won't be at Bayern. But at least four of them won't be at their current clubs.

>>76658318
Either at Dortmund or at a big club, so not Bayern

>>76658350
Uuuuuuh

>>76658333
Buyern days are over... Lewanlifelongrealmadridfanski only joined because he fell for the next CL winner meme

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German autism/'banter' is so pleasing

>>76658318

Not at Bayern?

>>76658318
the same clubs they're at right now.

Dortmund never get mentioned on their own, always only in relation to Bayern. Interesting.

Dortmund

>>76658432
just CTRL+F'd Dortmund and realised how stupid you are.

>getting baited by baitmark
lamo

>>76658451
Trolled hard

OFFICIAL: Hoffenheim complete the signing of Havard Nordtveit from West Ham on a five-year deal until 2022.

Is it at all possible that denmark is not a bot?

>>76658475

Thats pretty good for them. Better than Rudy.

>>76658483
I don't think a bot could be that dumb

>>76658513
Was bad at west ham desu

>>76658534

He was pretty good at Gladbach. I know this might trigger some fellow Germans, but the EPL is another level of football.

>>76658557
Yeah, it's worse.

>>76658557
Stop it, the autism machine will soon be in overload

i have no idea where hoffenheim is on the map

>>76658596
Maybe you should look it up on google maps and give us a review of the city.

>hoffenheim has 2,000 residents
How they sell out they stadium?

>>76658623
they dont

>>76658596

Its Sinsheim. Ive been there. Its a tiny little place, but there is a really cool museum close by.

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Name one (1) more brainlet club than BVB - Echte Liebe™

>low IQ: notoriously sell your players to the direct competitor for penny amounts
>being literal cucks: buy washed up players from other european teams that once played at your club

>>76657618

>>76658673
Are there any European soccer players that don't dress like complete retards?

yes, me

>>76658557
Some players flop and some don't, it doesn't really say much about the quality of either league.

Just look at Fuchs, Huth and Okazaki who won that league and they were average Bundes players at best. Next season there will be a team of 2.Bundes rejects like Kuchanga playing in the EPL after styling all over the Championship.

post pics

>>76658692
peter crouch as seen here >>76647125

>>76658692
He's even too stupid to pass the written test for a drivers license. That brainlet cuck gave up like €500,000 and plead guilty in court for not having a drivers license risking lifes in traffic, too.

>>76647267
What are you even basing that on?

>>76658708

>Fuchs

The moment Fuchs left Schalke, they started slipping.

>Huth

Huth never played in the Bundesliga anon, furthermore he played for the Nationalmannschaft for a few games.

>Okazaki

Okazaki played very well in Stuttgart and was Mainz' best player by far.

I really dont wanna be that guy, but what happened to Schweinsteiger?

>>76658722
Two shay

>>76658741
my experience in manlets and lanklets

>>76658745
>Schweinsteiger
Er ist sehr alt.

>>76658745
fuchs was shit

only di matteo rated him and he came to regret it

>>76658821

>fuchs was shit

He said while Schalke went from solid top 4 team to literally 5th and then 10th.

Really not a good argument to make.

>>76658842
>schalke in fuchs last season
6th
>schalke after fuchs left
5th

ÖSTERREICH ENTBLÖSST

Leipzig officially confirmed approved for CL

EPL is a little better but the main differences is the style of play. Bundes is more gung-ho, whereas most of the teams in the EPL are bus parkers.

>>76658842
Fuchs was average as fuck, and when he wasn't in peak form (which was most of the time) he barely looked like a professional player.

>>76659301
Didi making his lemonade money count

>>76659301
Really Based

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>>76659361
NEED a redpill. Is Lazaro good?

Everything from RB is good desu desu desu

>>76659397
Yes, but he's not worth the 8 million that Salzburg want for him.

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>>76659442
>good
>not worth 8 million

???

>>76659457
why is gaddo crying :DDDD

>>76659457

Hes a real Austrian. See what I have to deal with?

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>>76659473
Here, have this to feel better

>Salah
>£35m

What a world we live in. I think he's a good player, but still.

>>76658745
Schweini was good in the EPL, he was legit Man Uniteds best player until he got injured and then afterwards Mourinho shat on him. The team was just a clusterfuck. I don't think he got a fair chance.

>>76659931
>he was legit Man Uniteds best player

Stopped reading there.

Re-run of the Tyske Pokal on the "telly box" tonight.
There's also Portugal - Spain at the U21 World Cup.
I shan't be watching either. Will instead find a good film on the Internet Archive.

>>76659931
There is no way anyone actually believes this.

Was this season mourinhos first at manure

>>76660204
Yes and he spent £200M on transfers

>>76660219
still less than poop fraudiola