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1st for powerful, strong, muscular and attractive Dane Coles.

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>le Avocado Man

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5th for pointing out how homosexual it is to start a thread before the previous one reaches 500.

What, do you take some kind of pride in starting the latest edition of your sports general? You make me sick.

>>76638903
Thanks you too.

Is the Ranfurly challenge broadcasted? This Wednesday Canterbury vs Wanganui
Might be the first bit of good rugby we see until Super rugby is back.

>>76638897
poor effort lad

>>76638903
We had a try at letting non-RWC champion nations making threads, and it went really badly. So we decided that all future OPs must be created by a citizen of a RWC champion nation. We decided all this before the Lions tour started, but of course you weren't there because you're a
SEETHING FUCKING NEWCUNT

>>76638945
oh and this is just comedic genius
>>76638851

>>76638968
thanks

>>76638921
I dunno, I really enjoyed Lions v Poosaders.

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SOON

>>76638903
Of all 4 British nations, I find yours the least likeable.

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>>76639051

>>76638952
Are you talking about Shekelbro and Huebro breaking the DUDE AVOS LMAO circlejerk you faggots had gotten into? That was one of the best things ever to happen to the general.

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is this the americas cup thread

>>76639108
wow you're actually upset

Queue another moment of silence for tomorrow's match where the UK get BTFO on a daily basis. I expect three for the next three.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40322960

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>>76639108

>>76639116
>>76639133
>he pointed out that our general is just three jokes repeated over and over
>quick, say he's seething
>but isn't that one of the four jokes?
>just do it
What's next, are you gonna dust off the Peter Breen meme? Or maybe you'll just post a picture of that McKenzie faggot.

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>>76639196

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Reminder that European "pro" rugby is literally a retirement home for NZ players, where they can have a few easy games and earn ridiculous amounts, simply because they're kiwis.

Reminder that the Lions will not win a single game versus NZ in 2017; in fact, they'll probably lose against Super teams too.

Reminder that the average British rugby fan DESPISES New Zealand based solely on the decades of embarrassing defeats at the hands of the All Blacks.

Reminder that the entire British Isles is so lacking in coaching knowledge that they are forced to recruit SH coaches just to keep up with the SH.

Reminder beating the All Blacks in a demonstration match was the greatest moment in Irish sporting, and possibly national, history.

Reminder that England performed so poorly at their own Rugby World Cup in 2015 that they have been an international laughing stock ever since.

Reminder that England have dodged back-to-back champions NZ since then, yet the average English fan will tell you they are currently world #1. Were they to play right now on neutral ground, England would get done by 30 points.

>>76639196
You know the Avo circle jerk is one guy right? One guy making the same shit joke over and over doesn't sum up /rug/.
You would know this if you weren't a SEETHING FRESHIE

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Breaking news:
Coach of team that is constantly offside and obstructing calls out other team of doing the same.

>>76639489
Love this coming from the guy who is obsessed with pod tactics.

>>76639108
>>76639196
Glad to see a fellow gael stand up for what matters.

Can't wait for the Lions tour to finish so all the fairweather Irish casuals scurry back to their little hidey holes.

SCOTLAND

>>76639489
classic gatland

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>>76638807
We won the "Nations cup" today. What is it? apparently we're 18 in world ranking or something now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBe18X0pOCM&t=57s

>>76640217
based uraguay

>>76640217
A cup for second tier nations to give them more exposure to actual competition.

>>76640262
I've heard about the tiers before, how do they work? what's the difference between tiers? For example I know rugby is amateur here, the players all work and study different things(in fact sometimes they miss a practice because of those things). Is that it? like amateur vs pro nations?

Aren't spain/argentina/italy pros? they were playing the tournament too

>>76640342
Argentina enter their second team into the tournament.

They are tier 1.

Tier 1 is for the teams that take part in the Six Nations (Europe) and the Rugby Championship (Southern Hemisphere).

Tier 2 are the most talented of the other nations where rugby at least exists even if its not professional.

Guys I'm starting to think that Pete Burling is actually a clone of Sir Ed Hillary. Has anyone seen them in the same room?

how long until the mccaw and carter breeding programs show results?

>>76640797
Ask your mum, they spit roasted her last night

>>76640885

She said she's not sure.

The Springboks will win the next Rugby World Cup.

>>76640885
She said DC was hammered and couldn't get it up, and RM just wanted to talk about helicopters.

>we only care about the tests

Not a fan of this attitude desu.

>>76640906
*dabs*

>>76640906
It's coming back to NH la

>win Le Mans
>win u20 RWC
>win Lions tour
>win Americas cup
And that's just this week

>>76640906
>>76640937
Adorable.

>>76640941
But you got btfo'd by Russia in football, so all of the good was undone.

>>76640947
You have some nerve lad

>>76640957
>soccer
Go be black somewhere else

>>76640957
ya mum has sucked off more people than the few who actually care about soccer here

>>76640961
>>76640965
Your lot also confirmed everyone else's thoughts that all New Zealand inhabitants have this borderline-autistic obsession with the haka.

It's not the best week ever for you guys is it?

http://www.9news.com.au/world/2017/06/18/09/31/thousands-of-new-zealanders-break-world-haka-record

*does a haka*

>>76640987
*smashes patu over your head*

*does a haka*

PUKANA BLEH

>>76640957
We play football?
Is it like our cricket team were the first 11 guys to sign up get to play for NZ?

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For all our pakeha friends from across the world, the lads at hakaworld.com have prepared this little introduction to the haka. Maybe a little understanding will be bring much-needed respect for this sacred custom.

>>76641015
hakas are gay

>>76641030
Getting beaten by japan is gay.

>please stop honouring us with one of your highest forms of respect

I demand that all Lions kickers stop doing their faggy placekicking routines.

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>>76641048

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>>76640941
>tfw bigger and stronger than dad

>>76641035
You mean the same country that beat you at the Olympics even with $BW in your team?

>>76640941
Congratulations New Zealand, you little beauty.

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>>76641069
>sevens

>>76640947
In all seriousness, there are only two teams I can see winning 2019, and they are NZ and England. Of course NZ has the clear edge but again, I'm on the side that will produce more banter, which is England.

>>76640999
You were literally the only unbeaten team in the 2010 FIFA World Cup.

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*rises out of the the sea*

Is News Hub based?
>takes the piss out of an Aussie news show
>frequently plays clips of opinionated randoms interviewed about events and then plays actual facts that show they have no idea about what's going on
>lots of friendly banter between everyone

>>76641087
>unbeaten
We won a FIFA WC kek get your act together world we are getting too good at everything

>>76641087
>England
>Performing up to media's expectations at a world cup

What the fuck?

>>76641099
>tfw we had something similar to that here, but every single time any sort of race related article was posted, it became Race Wars 2.0
Kinda miss that, desu

>>76640490
I see, thanks anon.

>>76641112
I'll use the next two 6Ns as a litmus test. If England can win back-to-back Grand Slams then, the WC is theirs. If not, they can forget about it.

>>76641134
wow

grandslam a bunch of shitty europe teams?

so hard to do

>>76641134
Cute.

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>>76640906
>Springboks will never win another WC due to the ANC meddling with sports affairs

>>76641134
>if they can beat 5 nations that have never won a RWC, surely they will win the RWC

>>76641134
>NZ Super Rugby teams show they can beat the best of the best
>if 1/4 of that best of the best team beats the other 3/4s they can win the RWC
no

Apparently we won 5 world rowing golds in 16 mins last night too

>>76641217
Congratulations lad.

>>76641217
Which boat were you in?

>>76641203
More like 1/3
>poor old Scotland

>>76641225
>>76641229
The 8

>>76641237
Are you the manlet who steers

>>76641237
So you were the cocksleeve or whatever it's called?

>>76641240
>>76641241
I'm the stroke

>>76641162
>>76641174
>>76641185
There's no question now that if England as they are now swap places with NZ they'll sweep the Rugby Championship. The loss against Ireland however shows their mental strength is still lacking.

The 2018 and 2019 6Ns combined will culminate in another showdown against Ireland at Dublin. If they can beat them this time, it'll show that they have the mental strength to challenge for the World Cup. Besides, I get this feeling that the other 5 nations take the 6N more seriously than they take the WC.

But you guys won't care and keep on memeing anyway until the two actually face off against each other. I can't say I didn't expect that.

>>76641203
If it were Jones coaching the Lions I'd agree with you. However, the best team to use for Gatlandball doesn't equate to the best team outright.

>>76641256
Gave your mum a stroke last night lad

>>76641273
I'm sorry but this is just TOO adorable

>>76641273
>2 years ago, England failed to make it out of pool stage at their own RWC
>now they're on track to win 2019 in Japan
Pommy delusion is all too real lads.

Just took a massive singapore lads.

>>76641256
I gave your dad a pretty decent stroke the other night lad

lel

>>76641320
It's astounding what changing the coach can do.

But they won't be on track unless they can secure Grand Slams in the next two 6Ns.

Until England man up and stop dodging NZ at every opportunity they will never win another RWC
>but we don't want to give NZ fair compensation to travel across the world to play us
Excuses excuses

Why is singapoor still talking lads

>>76641359
He wants to be your mate, m8.

>>76641357
This is sad because we want to play them to test ourselves too
>NZ is asking for too much to travel across the world to play us
>*offer them the same to come all the way down here to play*
>Fuck off that's not enough to get us to come all the way down there to play

>>76641357
Welp, guess this discussion will be tabled until late 2018, since I don't see them meeting until then.

But it should be fine as long as it's some time before the 2019 RWC.

>>76641386
I thought the excuse was muh packed schedule.

>>76641403
Nah their excuse was NZ was asking for too much money. We were meant to play end of last year but England pulled out so we went and played Italy or France or something instead.

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>>76641403
>NZ ask for a share of the ticket price to go all that way to play them
>England says no
"We" offered them a similar deal as they offered to come to NZ and they said no. England just doesn't want to play "us"

Just saw the New Zealand emigration agent lads, in a pretty advanced phase of the process, she's teaching me how to do a haka.

Can anyone give me some insight into this great traditional display?

Just took a massive South African sense of humour lads.

Hope based Barb wins survivor lads

>>76641441
it's true lad, it's our stadium you jewish cunts fuck off

>>76641578
*dodges you*
hehe

>>76641584
*colonises you*

heh, nice try kiddo

>>76641592
*inevitably surpasses you*
Nothing personnel kid

>>76641592
colonised your mum last night lad

say hello to your new dad

>>76641600
>based dad

>>76641597
*terrorist attack*
feel my true power, chump

>>76641555

She's a whore.

>>76641622
RUGBY

>>76641622
not a fan

>>76641622
It's pretty shit 2bh.
EYB.

>>76641622
dadcore tv show

*dabs*

>>76641602
When did that happen to us? Rainbow Warrior?
That was the French lad.

>>76641642
It's comfy

>>76641637
rude

>>76641632
disappointing

>>76641625
understandable

>>76641651
we have enough terrorist attacks to go round lad

>>76641622
Star Wars here. Star Trek is aight but not as good imo

Can't believe I got memed into watching Battlestar Galactica. Literally the Iraq War in space.

>>76641668
SW only has one good movie though they win in vidya definitely

>>76641681
Original trilogy > post Prequel stuff > Prequel Trilogy

>>76641681
Yeah the Force Awakens really is the only good one. It's good to see that they've finally taken a good path with a female lead.

>>76641668
I like you, can we be friends?

>>76641625
Superior intelligence is displayed in this post, well done

>>76641687
Ranking's fine, but the OT's the only solid one. The rest are trash

>>76641715
ty based saffa

>>76641425
>>76641441
Because there's far bigger money to play in England than in NZ, so the Twickenham money would be much more than for any stadium in NZ. Which means that either NZ should have asked for a smaller share or England should have asked for a larger share.

…Is what I'd like to say, but you're most probably right. They'd have wanted to make sure they were ready to live up to the hype. That said, had they beaten Ireland in Dublin I think they'd have agreed to a Test match right away.

fuck this heat

>>76641755
this 2bh, can't fucking sleep in this hell

>>76641755
Go for a sail lad

>>76641715
If you move to my neck of the woods I wouldn't be opposed to meeting up to say g'day mate.
>>76641726
The clone wars cartoons aren't too bad. I didn't mind the rogue movie. The latest main star wars movie was 100% setting up for more and pretty lame but better than the prequels

>>76641715

If you move here I would like to meet up for some bum fun with you. I've always enjoyed black guys.

>>76641802
S T A T S G O D
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G
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>>76641802
Based statsy. Hows the bf lad?

>>76641802

Statselite wont you PLEASE think of the children

whats everybodys bets on lions vs nz 1st test?

>>76641847
30something - 20something to the ABs.

>>76641847
24-12 nz

>>76641847
40-9

>>76641802
How much is a sweet and sour pork and rice at your parents chinese shop lad?

>>76641847
nz 78-0

That new big cheese burger from maccas looks good lads

>>76641915
maccas is done to be honest
even BK is getting better than them now

>>76641847

AB's 35-2

>>76641921
>2

>>76641921
Elite rugby knowledge.

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>>76640217
And we've lost 29:32 to you guys, though we led 24:8 after the first half. It was was physically painful to watch.

>>76641847
NZ 30+ - Lions 10+

>>76641921
This is the correct answer

>>76641921
wew

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>>76641015
>>76641030

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>>76641921
This post is too intelligent for me

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>25 years old
>75 caps

>Having to face the All Blacks with a bunch of shitty players in the summer
>Need to wait for the Autumn to cement our status as the GOAT nation
All Blacks can't dodge Scotland forever

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>>76642877

>>76642877
The AB's already have a tour to Scotland locked in for November lad.
England still not confirmed for this year's summer tour which is interesting, haven't played them since 2014.

If you take pictures of children doing the haka, are you placed in jail for child pornography?

>>76643080
Eddie Jones said any players that feature prominently for the Loins wouldn't play in the Autumn internationals so I don't see the point.

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>>76641847
Lions two tries and five kicks at goal.

AB's three tries and two kicks at stumps

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>>76642840
>35 years old
>care home

Heard through the pipeline that O'Mahony is going to start and captain first test. Warburton to bench. Farrell starting at 12

>>76644044
please let this be true

>>76644044
I must be going crazy or something because to me POM has been nothing but mediocre on tour so far.

>>76644168
He did steal a lineout. Would rather see Lawes or Maro at 6 desu.

>>76644168
No substitute for being an angry pest with Munster pishun m8

Warburton was always too nice to be captain

>>76644310
Tipuric
107 Minutes Played
1 Turnover
10 Carries
29 Metres Made
15 Tackles
0 Missed Tackles
1 Defender Beaten
2 Offloads

O'Mahony
170 Minutes Played
1 Turnover
12 Carries
14 Metres Made
8 Tackles
1 Missed Tackle
1 Defender Beaten
0 Offloads

Warburton
150 Minutes Played
0 Turnover
12 Carries
18 Metres Made
18 Tackles
0 Missed Tackles
1 Defender Beaten
0 Offloads

O'Brien
135 Minutes Played
2 Turnovers
20 Carries
43 Metres Made
7 Tackles
2 Missed Tackles
2 Defenders Beaten
0 Offloads

Based on stats
SOB > Tipuric > Warburton > POM

>>76645293
Always annoyed how little SOB is rated. The Welsh never shut up about their flankers.

>>76645293
>no stats on which player gives the ref the best blowie after the game

POM has stole a few lineouts.
Sam has teacher-pet stats off the charts
Tipuric has welsh bonus stats

Calling it now, Sam will start the first test.

>>76645490
He's rated, I just feel his game is focused mainly around close quarters, might not be the best option for NZ

>>76645490
His form yo-yos even more than Warburton's though. In the 6N he was tragic

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>>76645293
>warburton
>0 (simon zebo) turnovers
>le breakdown specialist man

>>76647080
18 tackles with 0 missed though, and they were all big hits as well. Since he's started playing at 6 for Wales he's turned into a dominant tackler.

>>76643109
Another excuse into the "but England is seriously better though it's the All Blacks backing out of playing us" folder.
At this rate it's going to be over 4 years between playing England and every other home nation has manned up and played. I bet if an actual NZ tour of England was announced he would go back on what he said in a heartbeat to not lose the tour 3-0.
You can't keep dodging NZ forever slimy English.

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>>76647167
no u

>>76647225
NZ has been trying for actual years now to play England. England are the dodge experts.
>We don't want to compensate you to come play us
>No we won't play you for what we said you had to settle for to play us
>No we aren't going to field a full strength team so there is no point in playing us at all
>HAHA we are so much better than NZ at rugby though HAHA
England is the yappy half back of world rugby, talks shit and when confronted dips away and says to fight their big strong team mates "here play Scotland instead", "here Wales will tour NZ", "here come play Ireland, France and Italy".
England is pathetic 2bh, just fucking play rugby and stop with the bullshit political bullshit.

>>76647341
keep dodging, cucks

What's with Maori All Blacks getting called 'The Mouldies'?

>>76647341
If they've been trying for years they haven't been trying hard enough. If NZR wasn't so greedy the game would've happened.

>>76647080
Is there a more divisive and polarizing player than Warburton?

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>>76647455
Get on my level

>>76647447
NZRU, NZ rugby fans and English rugby fans want a NZ v England or England v NZ tour to happen. There is only one party that is pretty key that doesn't want it to happen and keeps actively finding reasons to stop it happening. NZRU said to fly to the other side of the world to play you we need $X the English said no only for $Y. NZRU said ok come tour us for $Y and the English said no that isn't enough to tour NZ while also saying "we have the most well paid players in world rugby" aka we have a ton of rugby dollars. NZ says ok we will tour you the English say ok but we onto be playing our full strength so there is no point in coming.
But sure it's NZRU not the English that have stopped the game from happening.
I guess we have a Scotland the brave tour coming and that's better than playing some weak slimy English.

>>76647508
onto be playing = wont be playing
Not sure how I managed that

>>76647508
This has got you rustled, hasn't it? Nobody's even mentioned New Zealand here. You don't have to have a tour every few years, it ruins the novelty imo.

>>76647589
>This has got you rustled, hasn't it?
I just want to watch good rugby just like I assume you want as well, NZ v England would be good rugby. It would also settle the debate that's been going on since before the last RWC which is who is better atm.
>Nobody's even mentioned New Zealand here.
The original discussion was about November tours lad and why NZ v England didn't happen. "We are too tired from 5 months ago" seems to be the excuse this time. Or are you talking about something else?
>You don't have to have a tour every few years, it ruins the novelty imo.
A NZ v England tour seems to happen less often that a RWC at this rate it's not happening this year so it will be about the same time if it happens next year which it probably won't after this failure of a lions tour.

>>76647455
Ronan O'Gara

>>76647711
I assure you there wasn't a debate going on since before the last RWC. There was only a cheeky debate when England looked like getting the consecutive wins record. Nobody here is saying England are better.

Also you're forgetting England suggested in March the teams play each other but the Ireland loss put that to bed.

>>76647711
We played you four times just before the last WC. If you came to a reasonable $X and won then you'd be in the driving seat for more $. Stop expecting England to subsidise NZ rugby.

>>76647455
Michael Hooper

>>76647711
this guy is fucking mad as fuck kek

>>76647493
Brave man to have his willy out around those dogs.

>>76647962
>LE U R MADD XDXD
/b/-tier shit right here lads.

>>76647812
>and won

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Reminder that the average English rugby fan DESPISES New Zealand based solely on the decades of embarrassing defeats at the hands of the All Blacks.

Reminder that England is so lacking in coaching knowledge that they are forced to recruit SH coaches just to keep up with the SH.

Reminder that England performed so poorly at their own Rugby World Cup in 2015 that they have been an international laughing stock ever since.

Reminder that England have dodged back-to-back champions NZ since then, yet the average English fan will tell you they are currently world #1. Were they to play right now on neutral ground, England would get done by 30 points.

>>76648701
>writes a fucking paragraph in response
>not mad as fuck

>>76648971
I think he was just trying to form an articulated response against meatheads who don't actually have an argument. Rookie mistake.

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>>76638807
coenie oosthuizen's GF gives me a stiffy lads

>>76649068
whats the tit game on her like?

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>>76649086
Meh

>>76649136
ayy lmao forehead though

>>76647714
Radge must be seething that he's been usurped as both a fly half and an angry scrawny autist by Sexton

>>76649026
Pretty much this. Their response to facts that show England is dodging is >No your dodging ecks dee with no evidence.
Fact - England has said no NZ tour because they want to keep every sheckle for themselves
Fact - NZRU said they kept trying to negotiate a tour with stonewalling from England stopping it
Fact - there is no tour this summer because England have said they are resting their good lions players because they will still be tired from a tour 5 months before
Fact - everyone that likes rugby wants this tour
I guess I will just start discarding every English opinion and I thought they believed their >only SH wants to talk about rugby meme when they are the ones stonewalling that conversation too...

Lads.
Rugby.

What would England have to gain by dodging New Zealand?

>>76649477
>another paragraph

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They would have to discard their delusions that if the world cup was the year of that tour they would lose.
Not even 6 moths after their /heart/ filled crowd walked out there were serious articles about how they are actually world No.1 and their pool and home pressure were the reason they didn't win.
There is really no reason to dodge, it raises the skill of both teams which makes it really puzzling the facts show England is dodging. They rag on how the 6N is easy and a walk but refuse to play better opposition. It really fires my neurons.

>>76649795
Post the articles.

All I want is for the level of rugby around the world to catch up to little old NZ. Being the king for so long without a serious opposition that challenges "us" is boring. When was the last time a team other than NZ was World Ranking No.1? No team in any sport I can think of has been as dominant in any sport as NZ is in Rugby. It makes it boring.

>>76649836
Like this?
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11725857
Literally Google "England win world cup rugby" or "England beat NZ rugby" and look at the all news articles from around the world cup

>>76649791
Sorry for being passionate lad. Maybe if you don't want to see posts from people passionate about a sport fuck off from that sports general.

>>76649900
That article backs up nothing you said.

Keep throwing your toys out the pram though. It's enjoyable.

>>76649998
OK it's an article from the coach saying they can take the crown from NZ. If that doesn't back up >we can take NZ I'm not sure what to tell you lad. By dodging NZ he can say he is on track even when they don't have a snowballs chance.
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/2015/oct/04/england-rugby-world-cup-stuart-lancaster-10-reasons here's another one for the reasons. I can really keep going but if you lack the reading comprehension I'm not an English teacher and can't really help you.

>>76650054
>links an article from the world cup which I won't even open

Apparently you can't read your own posts either.

Second sentence here >>76649795

>>76649990
autism =/= passion

>>76650091
You know what hyperbole is right? The date was obviously an exaggeration. Plus post Aussie knock out is >not even 6 months so it still fits the bill.
>>76650096
You thinking something is autistic != actually being autistic

>>76649068
Can we get back to the real subject at hand please

>>76649477
>NZ rugby can't decide what colour beads it wants.

just had a massive english honour lads

almost killed the wife with the stink

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Rúgbi

>>76641847
Loins:18, Poo-peeland: 16

Scream cap this post

>>76641847
Todos Pretos 26-16 Leões

fell asleep on the couch watching rugby again boys

>>76642197
>BIWDUN BIRRUT
>JURDIE BIRRUT
>SCUT BIRRUT
>IRRUN SMUTH
>CUNRID SMUTH
>BIN SMUTH

>>76652554
league?

>>76652719
Is that how you say their names in Merican English?

>>76652966
australia vs scotland

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>>76652906
>>76652929
>mfw Cheika printed it out, stuck it on the changing room for the team to see, then rang the guy and talked for half an hour

Chiefs vs Loins lads, worth a bet on the Loins?

>>76653221
Really? kek
>>76653253
Bet on Wanganui tomorrow in the challenge for the log of wood 2bh paying out $31

>>76653253
Nope. Gatland doesn't care about this match. He's only concerned about protecting the test team now.

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>>76653719
Cashed out after i saw the team
Made 5 dingo dollars from the bet i made on Saturday

>>76653253
probably the hardest game to call yet

lions are improving although they arent playing their best team and the queefs are played a terrible team

Loins by 8.

PROBABLE END OF TOUR RANKINGS

New Zealand > Blues > Highlanders > Lions > Crusaders > Hurricanes > Chiefs > Maori

>>76641847
The opposite of what Reality Check! says.

The Shark's

I read all /rug/ posts in the accent of the flag attached to them.

It's very amusing, particularly sith ifrican posts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FufCNznUffM

Young Beauden is a qt :3

>>76654161
If I were to partake in your game, is it necessary for me to have a criminal record prior to imitation of you Aussie's?

>>76654307
only if you're impersonating an anglo accent from a colony/state that accepted convicts.

If you're black, you surely already have a criminal record so what's the obstacle?

>>76654326
>Black person with Internet access
>awake before 6 am

Lad, have you ever even met a black person before?

>>76654379
I used to bully sub-saharans and deadshit dardy cing unna boongs in high school.

>>76654406
I was talking to one of my mates who was bullied in school and realised I did a lot of the stuff his bully did.

>>76654042
Corrected

Chiefs > New Zealand > Blues > Highlanders > Hurricanes > Lions > Crusaders > Maori

>>76654567
truly the bad guys of the new zealand conference

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Got yours?

>>76654590
>>76654567
put your trip back on poopspouter

>>76654601
Get fucked idiot.

Will the queefs prove that it's not just the Good Guys™ that can beat the Loins?

>>76654664
Chieves will lose.

*dabs*

>>76654680
Here's hoping lol

Good guys of NZ rugby:
Blues, Landers.
'Tweeners:
Canes.
Bad guys:
Queefs, Poosaders.

>>76654923
Seething casuals and bad guys will argue this.

>>76654406
Literally no idea what you just said, lad.
I don't speak Aussie slang, as it is already, you people are near unintelligible with your accents

Rugger.

Dabber

>>76654923
Seems like youre just correlating bad with recent success.

>>76655158
landers have had more recent success than either the queefs or the poosaders

>>76654923
Agreeable
Thank you for taking my considerations on board

>>76655158
We already had this vote, and it was unanimous, majority of /rug/ (and more so, New Zealand) despises the Cumsaders, ergo, they HAVE to be the bad guys.

AS for the Queefs, any team that Shitsprouter supports is immediately relegated to the same status as the bad guys

>>76655193
>we

Which Iwi are you a part of lad?

just took a massive Bill English's chance of getting re-elected lads

>>76655216
Part of the Ngāti Tama, AMA

>>76655364
>pretending to be maori
thats an utu

ALB or Crotty lads

RUGBY

>>76655356

Can you recall if you wiped lad?

>>76655579
South Africa on extremely muscular and handsome watch

>>76655356
Who's going to win? Andrew "little to no chance of winning the election" Little?

Lions by 20+ to cement the Chiefs place as the worst side in NZ.

>>76655624
chinks on suicide watch

I'd rather supersport have another black woman on the desk than john robbie

hello again /rug/ i will be back in 20 bings to watch ze match

>>76655613
Quality post.

>>76655683
thank you for watching our sport

>>76655686
np the matches airing live in the middle of the night is very appealing to someone who doesn't sleep well

>best banter
>impeccable taste in timepieces
>well-informed in the fields of politics, literature, cinema and haute couture
>fuck celebrities regularly
>drink only the finest in lagers and pale ales

is /nzrug/ the most based userbase on this site?

>>76655691
>>drink only the finest in lagers and pale ales
the one we usually buy in canada is alexander keiths

>>76655691

I am struggling to think how we could be topped lad.

fuck nz

*dab*

>>76655691
The /heart/ of NZ /rug/ fits this, in general NZ /rug/ is not this

>>76655726
>terrible banter
>ugly, deformed grotesqueries with nicotine-stained teeth and hands
>universally virgins
>not allowed to buy watches, only allowed to watch Big Ben twice a day
>drink their 'beer' lukewarm
>only post after being hit by a truck while a fire starts consuming their apartments

is /ukrug/ the worst userbase on this site?

>>76655759
>when people are roasting each other and you know your country is the worst in the thread
>mfw

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>>76655759
>>76655774
i swear to god i did select the picture i don't know what happened

*does a haka*

>>76655759
They're down there lad.

>>76655774
Don't worry, the NZ shitters that migrate here from /cric/ for games are a lot worse.

>>76655779
Canada is unironically pretty good in /rug/ 2bh. No hate for you here

how many will the chiefs win by lads?

getting a bit over this "hakka" thing m8s

eyy where the fuck hd stream at

decent haka

>>76655796
15 points

BLEH

>>76655796
-9

>>76655798
outsside my neighbours window lad

what a shit haka

are the chiefs a native team like the maori all blacks or was that just a non specific hakka

>>76655691
They're certainly up there lad.

>>76655798
right here mate
*pisses on you*

CANT HEAVE THE BEAVE
also
>daly already doing more than north has done all tour

>>76655158
No it just kind of ended up that way.
Karma maybe.

>>76655813
nah they're a super rugby team
some of the maori all black players are actually in this game though

will this be a repeat of the malb game or will the beaver lead the chiefs to glory?

>>76655797
It's time for SA to bring out their Zulu war cry to rival the haka

>>76655691
>subjugated the majority of its indigenous population
>is universally seen as being hard working, intellectual people
>always makes lots of friends wherever they go to
>relentlessly bullies and triggers /cric/, even in the off season.
>makes Memesprouter tremble in fear every time "he" sees their flag

I think the white population of South Africa may give you a good run for your money, lad

will the queefs pull it off?

>>76655824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1csr0dxalpI

>>76655813
That's just the team haka m8.
The Waikato region has always been a powerhouse of Maori rugby though.

>>76655823
beaver will do what beaver does best.

leave at halftime to go whitebaiting, still chiefs by 13+

>>76655828
>actively trying to move to NZ
Nah lad

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>chiefs scrum gets minced
>"use it lions"
hmmm

>>76655829
Your mum queefed and pulled me off last night, son.

>>76655823
Donald can be expected to manage the game better even if the Chiefs are losing the game at the forwards, but I imagine this Lions side will be a complete different side to Wales last year

BULLSHIT

classic consolation penalty

Yeah take the 3 for a change.
Rad cunts.

>>76655849
good one, dad

>decoy runners

end this meme

>>76655844
There comes a time when you just can't be optimistic anymore lad, that time has come.

>>76655864
*dads*

>>76655861
>>76655863
m4d

This halfbacks good, is he the Scottish lad?

how do u prevent the Lions from scoring a try

give them space

>Queefs clearly playing offside

>taking the 3
lions confirmed terrified of the mighty chiefs

lmao

>>76655874
It is, I like Laidlaw but bit of a weird time to call him good after that pass which just lost 5m and it completely obvious it was gonna happen