/heem/: nick newell edition

Gooby bless

Conor Jr bless

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All fighters bless tbqh

>>76637139
Were you asking for RDA webms earlier? What are you after nigga

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*GADOOOSH*

>>76637236
Anything really I only have 2 but his walkout and him getting off the ground in round 1 would be good if you don't mind

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x4QzDZ2VZ8

when will this nigga stop whining?

>>76637284
Are they the premier minds of mixed martial arts?

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Is he gay?

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>>76637405
he is

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>>76637444

>>76637405
That would be Eugene.

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>>76637467

>>76637496
absolutely based

http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74902206/#74905423

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https://twitter.com/ColbyCovMMA/status/876425450200891398

yuros, tyrone, and wonderpedo btfo

how will you dorks EVER recover???

Matt Hughes is braindead.

>>76637467
Well, is he?

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For me, its Nate Diaz

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>>76637578
this nigga thinks he can beat rashad?

get this cringe ass bed and breakfast ass nigga outta here lol

>>76637632
I like RDA

>>76637582
I think he's probably going to die soon.

What are the best UFC's pre-UFC 180?

>>76637582
>Matt Hughes
Was he trying to skip the tracks or something?

>>76637632
Is he at 155 in that pic?

>>76637637
>nigga

literally cringing rn 2bh

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Here is the other RDA webm I have

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Thoughts on Gabi Garcia?

Can someone post the webm of all the Brazilian champs losing

>>76637767
wouldn't goro need a second pair of pecs?

>>76637672
No way to know. But I wonder about all the really dangerous unmarked crossings out in the woods of rural Illinois when I lived there.

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First for my girl

>>76637582
He was retired. He should've known better than to train again.

>>76637830
hideous

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>>76637830

>>76637830
When she tries to give you a blowjob, does her mouth miss your cock 94% of the time?

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Fatass

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/69535269/#69535812

>>76637873
>jacare_souza.jpg

>>76637669
100
84
31

>>76637877
you can only hope

>>76637669
92 is the best UFC event of all-time.

>>76637669
Pride 33

Does any other general on /sp/ have so many dumb spammers.

>>76637904
/heem/ has the p4p most autistic shitposters on 4chan.

I don't think I am getting my rda webms :(

Will Jinded beat Randy?

>>76637966
The only webm of RDA worth making is where Alvarez beats the shit out of him

>>76637844
I think thats old mate.Interesting hairline and balding she has lately because of roids

>>76637052
which is more retirement/suicide inducing in a fighter, losing to a one handed guy or that one 20 something bitch who lost to a 12 year old

>>76637927
tbf heem is probably the lowest IQ general on /sp/. maybe tied with /box/.

>>76637988
Never happened

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This is my fightfu, say something nice about her.

>>76638025
filtered

>>76638011
Also true.
>coral springs
does bring the average down about 10 points just on his own, though.

>>76638003
>20 something bitch who lost to a 12 year old
That fight looked fake as fuck

>>76638033
That's not her name

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>>76637966
I have one you can have

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>>76638025

>>76637877
last time it was 86% if I'm correct

Faggots

>>76638051
kek

>>76638066
Thank you

>>76638115
His son really has that same i just got knocked the fuck out look that Schaub had

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press F to pay respects to this grade 4 english teacher

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>>76638115
and uh GADOOSH

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>>76638108
>>76638115

>>76638115
He's not a downie, Roy Nelson just heemed Schaub so hard, he punched his future son retarded.

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>>76637999
you upset that your girl aint a cutie in real life?

>>76638132
See this is actually kinda sad.

Matt Hughes better die too now otherwise the wrong man died.

>>76638166
Tim always seemed like a pretty good dude.

Hughes, on the other hand, was a massive dick on quite a few levels. Wouldn't feel too bad about him going.

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>>76637287
>>76637746
These are from the archive, I might do the ones you requested later
Don't worry too much

>>76638132
you should have retired Mr. Hague, you could have worked construction in the summer ;__;

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>>76638200
He didn't look this fast in his WW debut desu, I dare say he even looked a little slow

>>76638012
Oh i disagree dont bring the dog out of eddie

>>76638208
live by the heem, literally die by the heem

>>76638158
My girl is the prettiest and she fights for the UFC.

U

F

C

>>76637632
Sara Jay is the definition of butterface and I've probably cranked out an entire generation of kids to her

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>>76638229

>>76638220
>I am not Craol Srping This is Not Reverse Psychiatrists
Whatever you say bud.

>>76638242
Shit...the nut kicker

>>76638242
Trying for the meisha tate angle but she doesn't have dem titties

absolutely shameful

>>76638200
>>76638219
thanks

>Don't worry too much
Dont patronise me

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Post your picks for UFC Fight Night 112.

>Chiesa
>Boetsch
>Penn
>Herrig
>Koch
>Kimball
>Esparza
>Vettori
>Martin
>Horcher
>Means
>Gordon
>Reyes

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>>76638130

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>>76638208
apparently he did retire in april 2017.

>>76638283
>>76638283
you've already posted this

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Haven't heard from Coral Springs in a while. Did you guys finally drive him out?

>>76638294
oh god this one is great

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>>76638310
>Retired in June 2017

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Means finna catch one of these

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rank these

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>>76638294
top kek

>>76638342
Nah,he's just a casual shitter so he only shows up for big cards.

>>76638366
Heather Clark unironically the hottest

>>76637052
Lol how do you defend a rnc? You have to peel away his stump.

>>76638366
All sold 7s.

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>>76638381
>implying he hasn't been here for the past 11 hours

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>>76638342
I think he's gone sucking milk out his dads moobs for fathers day

>>76638366
4 > 3 and jesus fuck I can't rank the rest

>>76638342
out for fathers day

>>76638354
*forced into retirement

>>76638381
lol do you even post on /heem/?

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What if Coral springs is really just tiger schaub from the future?

you're all faggots

perro caca

>>76638132
Fuck. Imagine how traumatized his students must be.

>>76638455
he knew >>76638310

If you're standing and a guy is on your back are you allowed to just full force slam down onto the ground?

Random question but as someone who doesn't visit the mma threads often, why is it called /heem/ as opposed to something like /mma/? Is it a reference to Allistair Overeem?

>>76638455
It's actually really sad all told.

Even more fucked up that the retarded old ref is a uncredentialed peice of shit who shouldn't be allowed to even watch fights.

>>76638478
Yes but it usually doesn't work

>>76638478
yes, just make sure you don't knock yourself out on the canvas

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>Nickname: Chaos

kill yourself

what is this guy spamming for

>>76638493
Yes

>>76638478
You've never grappled, have you?

Any McGregor fans in house?

>>76638493
Same reason nascar threads are called /leftturn/

Just leave us alone

>>76638242
Why are you posting this plastic uggo?

>>76638514
spam is the same as any other forced meme on heem. one guy spamming whatever. schaub, anti-schaub, scat, trannies. its all the same. just one retard forcing a meme

>>76638524

safe lad. 3rd generation irish american here. gooby is love, gooby is life. up the ra, death to all sassenachs

>>76638478
Yea a fat guy did that to marcelo garcia once. Probably fucked his shit up.

>>76638455
They won't care>>76638461

>>76638294
kek

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>>76638543
i think you'd be surprised

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>>76638493

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>>76638537
>>76638560
woops

>>76638550
big ups

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>>76638283
My girl is gonna retire Esparza on R1.Go buy a shirt from Esparza site as a goodbye present mate.9-1 is coming

>Moroz for the W

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>>76638590
how does it feel knowing cynthia would have your girl unconscious in 2 minutes flat?

>>76638590
your girl doesn't even hit strikes, whiffs air for 3 rounds

>shit fighter

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Is Banky Spanks a good fighter?

>>76638616
kek Moroz is not Amanda Cooper mate

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>>76638590

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>>76638550
>irish american
what a fucking embarrassment off yourself you fucking zilch

i will literally kill your whole non irish dog shit low income family tonight

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>>76638673
you sure about that?

>>76638638
No that was Taylor,the midget Lennox Lewis

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>Peach
What did he mean by this?

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>>76638715

>>76638687
leave me and my son alone

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tfw your girl aint got no bunda. pray for me lads

>>76638750
wow her jaw is bigger than her ass

>>76638707
Moroz has 5W by submission(arm) and Calvillo 2W by submission(RNC) so....

>>76637746
Alvarez looks like such a fag

>scubby poster leaves
>trash waifu posters come out of the woodwork

wewlad

I wonder if Conor used acutane. Yeesh he had a pizza face.

Who is your favorite female UFC fighter (any division)? Let's get a real discussion going here for once on this subject instead of the standard childish trolling.

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>>76638764
one of them also has no losses and is best friends with dana white

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW51ScowyjQ

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>>76638772
you can either eat my dick now or eat my dick up later. you choose

hey y'all faggots

>>76638781
I wonder what post-pregnancy pussy feels like compared to pre-pregnancy pussy.

I wonder if Dana stretched her out.

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Is he straight?

>>76638790
WTF kevin was one of my top 5 boys :(

>>76638757
nigga i said pray for me so you better put some prayer emojis or some shit in my next (you)

>>76638799
>Who is your favorite female UFC fighter

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>>76638799

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>>76637287
>>76638280
Relax love
>>76638200
>>76638219

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B A B Y P E N A

what a bunch of faggots

>>76638208
live by the heem, literally die by the heem

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>>76638840
there are no (You)s where (You) are going

>>76638865
>brown ppl

lol you and kevin lee can fuck off

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>>76638844

>>76638835
yeah but he's a giant fag

>"""people""" obeying spergposter's request to post in heem

that's pretty cringey desu

post within the next 3 minutes in this thread
OBEY MY REQUESTS!!!!

>>76638900
literally

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>>76638859

>>76638859
>>76638926
Thank you very much :)

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>tfw 5'11

who here not a twinklet?

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cutest ufc fighter coming through

>>76638979
disgusting hippo face

>>76638003
one handed has to be worse. Some children are freaky good at stuff and they were the same size.

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is it too early to start Helen Maroulis posting? She's not gonna debut in mma for at least 3 years

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>>76638998

>>76639024
I think it's the nose tbqh. She'd be pretty qt otherwise.

Anyways guys goodnight

>>76638859
I FIGHT TO SURVIVE

we should have a heem viewing party of bloodsport

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>>76639010
for reference shes the #1 ranked female wrestler in the world currently

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sike

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Who is your guys favorite fighter?

>>76638342
>
>>76638381
>>76638413
>>76638419


please, all of you little kids please just fuck off somewhere else. no one gives a fuck about your gossip. fucking get a texting app and stop shitting up /heem/ with your angst and bullshit personal teenage "scandals".
no one gives a fuck who starts a thread, the idea is to contribute to a thread. your fucking chitchat belongs between you not on the board. fuck off

>>76639068
I would totally lick her schob-cutter after practice

>>76639072
>Who is your guys favorite fighter?


For a sentence in English, just remove "guys".
>Who is your favorite fighter?

Easy, eh?

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>>76639147
take it easy my man (100%)

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>>76638959
Also have him kicking Pettis' ass
Though to be fair if you want more of that you can just watch the full 25 minutes

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>>76639072

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>>76639178
Special hugs to you

>>76638859
That was so based

>>76639174
lol

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>>76639200
Nice

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>>76638926
Not the biggest fan of deep half guard myself since i think it makes you more prone to getting elbowed TKO more then regular half guard

but people said the same thing about regular half and now the current meta favors a lot of half guard play, deep half is niche but does have a lot of synergy with regular half guard


i wonder if we will see more fighters use deep half. Big and little Nog in the later part of their career evolved into using deep half then regular close guard

>>76639178
I wish they would have thrown the towel. This was hard to watch.

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rory

>>76639068
legitimate wrestling or entertainment WWE shit?

>>76639259
He was blocking most of the shots, honestly it wasn't too bad it was just extremely one sided

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>>76639288
>honestly it wasn't too bad it was just extremely one sided

>>76639322
this means nothing to me sorry

>>76639178
this will trigger the pettis fanboy

whatever happened to bunda posting?

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>>76639225
Have these too, fan of RDA myself and don't have any webm's of him so it benefits me too to make these

>>76639227
RDA's generally a cool guy tbf

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>>76639441
This is a very nice sub

>>76639441
do you have a really old one i think it was his match against Tyson Griffin, where he does a calf slicer?

i seen old gifs but they're to big to post on 4chan

>>76639355
He offed himself I think

>>75317153

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>>76639461
This is alright too

>>76639461
Is that a Kimura attempt into armbar?

>>76639358
What happened to famous posting

>>76639287
she won the olympic first gold medal in womens wrestling for usa in rio

>>76639495
yeah Dan Quinn is my fav too

>>76639441
Thank you, who else do you like?
Also where do you get your fights from?

>>76639461
lmao at that little girl who's staring at the ceiling

>>76639523
Fight Pass
>>76639524
Think it's his senpai

>>76639520
who /stevia/ here?

>>76639538
Oh you use script to download them?
Don't ignore my other question either.

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>>76639513
Da dam ting is done

#pineapplebelongsonapizza

>>76639496
nope, that's a shoulder lock/omaplata, sweep, into arm bar

kimura is bendingare at elbow down and around, up and around is an americana, behind the back is omaplata

>>76639574
lmao nerd

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>>76639513
it was just one autist and it wasnt funny

>>76639574
Thanks lad
>>76639587
rude git

>>76639569
>#pineapplebelongsonapizza
Kek

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>>76639588
What happened to
>I will namefag until Jacare gets a titleshot

>>76639622
Jacare got beat so he went to I train at sbg full time

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Anybody got some big browns they need broken down?

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>>76639622

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>>76639636

>>76639622
If I remember correctly I think Jacare got GADOOSH'd and FLUSH'd

>>76639622
Jacare will never earn a title shot so he perma heemed himself.

>>76639569
Da dam pineapple on pizza is a French Canadian ting, not hawaiian tbhf

>>76639687
Well it's called Hawaiian around the world, maybe you could sue GSP-land or something if you don't like that ?

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>>76639466
I'll make it

>>76639561
>Oh you use script to download them?
Zuffa is that you? This is all legal I swear

As for other fighters I like there are a few and I can't be bothered listing them. Lawler, Bisping, Cruz and Khabib are good with me.

>>76639479
Quite like the way RDA traps the arm on this one

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>>76639739
>>Oh you use script to download them?
>Zuffa is that you? This is all legal I swear
>As for other fighters I like there are a few and I can't be bothered listing them. Lawler, Bisping, Cruz and Khabib are good with me.
I was just wondering :(

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>>76639739
>>76639466

>>76639758
Can't be too careful with Dana and his boys on the prowl. I'm screen recording these just because it's easier

>>76639794
ah I tried that to make my own but it didn't work, just ended up with a 40 minute screen saying this is now allowed

>>76639722
>sue

I'm just sayin that the name sucks and it's a disgusting pizza

>>76639872
>I'm just sayin that the name sucks and it's a disgusting pizza
It would be nice without the ham

>>76638863
>are you a boy or a girl?

>>76639829
these are starting to get really disturbing

>>76639794
my man

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>>76640017
oh 100%

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>>76640017

As an artist I gotta disagree, 100%

>>76640017
anti-schaub posting

>>76640104
>>76640108
I hope you fags are also tweeting this to schaub

It would be a shame if he never laid his eyes on this fine art

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>>76640127
>tweeting this to schaub
thats a good idea

Reminder to never fight in Canada because we allow old retarded people to be licensed referees.

Same ref as this fiasco that let Tim Hague die.
https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2011/7/22/2289373/it-turns-out-that-len-koivisto-the-referee-that-let-kim-couture-get?_ga=2.105026570.847707665.1497420242-804793141.1474638759

He famously failed Big John McCarthy's COMMAND course for MMA judging.

Do not fight in Canada. We will not protect you.

>>76638132
S

>>76640127
What a handsome idea.

We need to provoke him so much that he comes to 4chan. Like /b/ bullied war machine back in the day. We need more of that, provoking fighters to come here.by posting distorted images at them.

>>76640154
MFC never die brah

>>76640174
epic /b/ro!

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>>76640172

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>>76640127

>"the view from the front row at your set was great my man, I even got this awesome photo :)"
>opens link
>pic related

>>76640189
kek

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>planning le epic /b/ raid on Schaub
You guys don't happen to be children, do you?

>>76640203
0% my man. No cheeto dust on these fingers.

>tfw i can heem to death every here

>>76639524
she's watching the screen because the ref is in her line of sight.

>>76640243
If you really can and live in the Los Angeles area please stop Schlob.

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>>76640203
pathetic isnt it?

>>76639758
gotta say The Chris looks kind of bad there

>>76640189
Schaub's most recent post is a retweet of some numale getting tickets to his show. You should comment this right now.

>>76638799
Calvillo is getting DECISIONED, lad.

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L O L

>>76638863
Looks like a dude.

>>76639574
you sure? it looks like a figure four arm lock kimura

I think of omaplatas as a kimura with your legs, yet he isn't trapping with his legs there

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>>76640154
>https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2011/7/22/2289373/it-turns-out-that-len-koivisto-the-referee-that-let-kim-couture-get?_ga=2.105026570.847707665.1497420242-804793141.1474638759

those reader comments are ridiculously Canadian

>>76639250
Anyone know how Hassy took Lesnar popping?

>>76640154
>>76640357
jfc please tell me SOMEONE is looking into this guy

at least forward it to the boxing promotion that held the fight so that the moron gets blacklisted

>>76640320

I don't have a Twitter. Think hell notice if my account has 1 tweet and 0 followers?

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>>76640322
Who is this Steve guy ?

>>76640422
that looks really good

>>76640423
He will probably become suspicious since it's a fresh account with a catalog of schaub content. Just pepper him with some master pieces and his fans will carry you with upboats.

Or you can make the official Schaub parody account.

>>76640376
No clue but I just discovered that he has an instagram

>>76640422
His presentation has improved exponentially

>>76640456
>Or you can make the official Schaub parody account.
now that is a good idea

What name should he use for that account?

>>76640498
Make an account called "Official CTE Awareness Foundation" or something along those lines. Make the profile picture Brendan.

>>76640508
lel

Thats even better than Barnaby Spaghetti

>>76640401
>Implying edmonton indian casino promoters give a single fuck.
Bro they already knew and let him do it anyway.

This country is absolutely fucked unless you're playing autism skatepuck. Even there it doesn't give much of a fuck and let's 13 year old heem each other on ice.

>>76640498

If you search "a good fighter" (in quotes) on 4plebs then you get 12 pages of possibilities.

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>>76640422
>no eggs
WGAF

>>76640498
Big Brown Flushdown

>>76640401

>The Edmonton Combative Sports Commission (ECSC) released this statement prior to Hague’s passing. (via Edmonton Journal)

>“Following the news that boxer Tim Hague is in critical condition following a professional boxing match on Friday, June 16, 2017, we have extended the request for reports to all referees, ringside judges, physicians, chief inspector, paymaster and the presiding inspectors assigned to the bout. We will determine the next steps following the evaluation of these reports,” the statement reads.

Whether or not anything comes of it remains to be seen.

>>76640563
>no eggs
>no jalapenos
>no garlic
>no avocado
>no mysterious brown liquid covering the bottom of the plate
rogan didn't prepare this

>>76640508
kek, someone do this

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>>76640530

>>76640292
>flexy schaub.jpg

Jesus fucking Christ my dude.

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>>76640530
my fucking sides

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This big brown is way too solid, theres no way this thing is getting broken down.

Anybody have some advice?

>>76640730
Yeah, stop photoshopping images and move on to better things.

>>76640730
Use your thumb my dude. Lube it up and jam it right up your schaub

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>>76640741

Should I start a podcast?

>>76640741
it was funny for like 2 days. this dude doesnt know when to stop but thats heem. the only original jokes are just reposted way beyond their funniness. its like grandma facebook or something

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>>76640767
If you have the intelligence and ability to provide a coherent opinion on something, go for it. But you just photoshop pictures all day of a man you're clearly jealous of. You even want to follow in his footsteps and start your own podcast. I'd give it a listen because I love /heem/ and I'd support any endeavors you guys have, but if I were to place a bet I'd say it won't be nearly as good as TFATK.

You anti-schaub h8rs need to get a life tbhf

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Wew
>https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76556477/#76556991

>>76640730
What should anti-schaub's catchphrase be?

SPLOOSH?

>>76640768

For sure we should have more discussion about Holm vs Correia my man

>>76640794
GADOOSH

>>76640806
Holm vs Mama Pena?

>>76640794
SHIGADOO

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>>76640530
damn

There is some real gold there

>>76640806
why do you come here?

>>76640831
Lmao Holy shit

>>76640831
whoa i didn't know joe browses heem