/trans/

Hot Weather transfering abroad when?

>de goy

Why didn't you just wait until the new rumours came out you fucking retard?

>mods

Fucking janitors. Janitors to an early grave when?

I'll make a quick visit on /gif/, hope there will be fresh rumors when I come back

>someone mentions jews
>thread immediately 404's
lol

>>76634693
Make sure to visit the trap threads

and that is why you don't make a shit thread

the gf to anon deal is currently on hold, after talks broke down between the two clubs. anon's offer of hanging out sometime has reportedly not been replied to yet, but according to sources close to gf the deal has fallen through completely. it will be a bitter pill to swallow for anon, who will likely have to look at other targets.

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Do a proper OP next time, cunt.

>>76634697
No, it was deleted because he didn't even try to make it sports related. OP is just as bad. I'd do a proper one.

Norway is definitely the worst noticeable /trans/ poster.

The Sunburn to Me deal is in advanced stages, sources are reporting, with the deal expected to be completed tomorrow

>>76634911
tbf if you're moderating /sp/ you should at least look at the 300 post thread you're deleting

And if you applied to be the janny why are you doing it >for free on a board you don't know

15 quid fan from argos is a life saver desu

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>>76634984
>Sunburn
great song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9SZaOJEWXU

Fucking hell lads, been seshing paige turnah all day, can't stop

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>tfw you'll never be a father

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WHY IS IT STILL SO FUCKING HOT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE NIGHT TIME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>76634936
this

>buy a pack of bread
>go home and open it
>it's moldy

Why does it seem like I'm the only cunt who knows when the rumours come out,lids? Why?

Cristiano Ronaldo has told his agent Jorge Mendes to seal a dream return to Manchester United. (Sun)

Manchester United will offer Spain goalkeeper David de Gea, 26, and £183m in exchange for Portugal forward Ronaldo, 32, and his Real Madrid team-mate Alvaro Morata, the 24-year-old Spain striker. (Tuttosport via Daily Mail)

United will offer De Gea and £175m for Ronaldo and will pursue Morata in a separate deal. (Daily Mirror)

If De Gea goes to Madrid, then United could move for AC Milan's Italy goalkeeper Gianluigi Donnarumma, 18, as a replacement. (Calciomercato via Metro)

Chelsea are to increase their efforts to sign Juventus' Brazil left-back Alex Sandro, 26, and Monaco's France midfielder Tiemoue Bakayoko, 22. (Guardian)

Italy midfielder Marco Verratti, 24, wants to leave Paris St-Germain for Barcelona. (Gazzetta dello Sport - in Italian)

Liverpool remain in talks with Roma over winger Mohamed Salah, 25, but will not pay more than £35m for the Egypt international, which falls short of the Serie A club's valuation. (Sky Sports)

Everton will take their summer spending past £60m this week by signing Malaga's Spain striker Sandro Ramirez, 21. (Daily Star)

Southampton are keen on Austria defender Kevin Wimmer, 24, but want Tottenham to reduce their £20m asking price. (Daily Mirror)

Bournemouth's Norway striker Joshua King, 25, says he is flattered to be linked with a move to Tottenham. (Bournemouth Echo)

Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho has included Premier League-based options in each of the four areas he wants to address this summer. (Manchester Evening News)

Leicester City are set to confirm the appointment of Michael Appleton as Craig Shakespeare's assistant and are considering a second bid for West Brom's Northern Ireland defender Jonny Evans, 29. (Daily Telegraph)

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>>76635303
>dream return

>>76635303
Because those are old ones. The new ones come at 23:30pm roughly.

>>76635184
>It's snowed two days in winter checkmate climatecucks

yeah I think chelsea will get sandro

he good?

>>76635360
Those are the new ones. They said they were uploaded 31 minutes ago. Spastic. Go look at the old thread for the old rumours.

>>76634565
what happened to the last thread? my shitpost was lost and now I can't be bothered to write that shit again

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*dominates the transfer window*

Get on the bandwagon already lads. We're taking over da League

>>76634911
OP is 100% sports related

>>76635413
>signing a load of midtable shite
wow

>>76635400
Oh. So you are lad. My apologises.

>>76635405
Deleted because one of the worst posters in these threads made a shit thread. Shitzen, Sosa and Slovak are competing with Norway.

>>76635420
I was talking to Norway you melon.

>tfw 3-4 months before comfy weather again
cant be doing with this heat tbqh

>>76635423
>We're
doing a Liverpool. kek.

>>76635303
pay the whole price for salah you greedy scousers

>>76635413
Literally who?

>>76635453
They need to steal some more copper wiring lad.

being in this place has made me so used to racism that yesterday night I made a joke about niggers with friends and there was a nigger girl among them. I can't literally sleep since then

>>76635519
Aren't most Italians racist or are you in a lefty city like Bologna?

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:)

>>76635519
Reminds me of when I bing watched the wire and mer up with some black ppl

>>76635581
He should go to city to cuck mou and costumers to death

>>76635519
>yesterday night
>I can't literally sleep since then
only been one night faggot

>>76635564
That's a man.

>>76635540
I am not actually racist thats why I feel bad, the girl was also being really nice to me since the joke; extra point, now her qt friends hate me

>>76635519
Just apologise and say you joke like this around your close black friends and you forgot not everybody is comfortable as them.

After all, we're all niggers on here, right? I see the word used constantly, so like 50% of you must be at least half-black.

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>>76635652
>I am not actually racist
hmm why does this seem so familiar

>>76635599
Whilst it'd be really funny singing the tranny would probably hurt city at this point

>>76635652
how bad was the joke

>>76635652
depending on the person who said it, the only people who would be mad at you aren't black

>>76635564
I want a korean plastic gf

>>76635519
>letting your 4chan behavior leak to real life
You had one job

>>76635519

APOLOGISE

>>76635652
Don't get so worked up, just apologize and forget about it. Literally just banter la

today I had a date with a girl and she cancelled a few hours before...

h-hold me, anons

>>76636051
*holds you*

Look on the bright side, at least she cancelled. She could've just let you sit there and wait for half an hour without calling or answering your texts ;_;

>>76636051
>He had the opportunity of a date

At least you aren't me. An ugly, khhv who has no personality, no looks, no confidence and no smarts.

how important is confidence in talking to girls? more or less relevant than the physical aspect? (suppose you are not obese nor have any deformation)

what the fuck is this thread

>>76636097
well, she told me a family member was in hospital, I want to think she wasn't lying. She said we can still meet next week, tho.
>>76636291
well, if it's any help I will tell you to give yourself a chance, I didn't expect her to say yes when I asked her...

>>76636350
discussion thread for The Football Transfer Rumours which were released an hour ago

>>76636350
Thread to discussion promotion of transgender players in football

Wew, all that talk about weather made me decide to go take a little night stroll. Come back two hours or so later to find my /trans/ gone. The fuck gives?

This thread is deader than my sperm.

>>76636775
for the case where you are only reincarnated if your blood line carries on

>>76635184
t. Grenfell resident

>>76636502
Do you think that could happen in the top flight in the next ten years?
I don't think so. For how much shit football gets for being pansy the enviroment they work in seems incredibly masculine (if not a bit homo, but still masculine). I'd also chalk gay players not coming down to public backlash/marketing. Most civilised westerners wouldn't care THAT much, a small minority would but I think the reason some footballers such as Ronaldo wont come out is due to their incredibly large Muslim following. It would be incredibly bad for business because Muslims fucking hate gays.

>>76636775
To continue the blood line, the joy of hearing child laughter, the pride in raising a good child. There's more reason I could put down, but I think being a father could be great thing IF you can do it right.

>>76636755
/trans/phobic jannies

>>76636775
I'd like the choice; but I don't. So fuck you.

>>76636822
All of those are just bullshit your body makes you feel to trick you into having children.

>Manchester City boss Pep Guardiola could turn to Juventus' Dani Alves to strengthen his full-back options.

>City do not have an experienced right-back after releasing out-of-contract duo Pablo Zabaleta and Bacary Sagna.

>Guardiola has been linked with Tottenham's Kyle Walker but is understood to be considering whether to bid for 34-year-old Alves, who played for Juve in their Champions League final loss to Real Madrid on 3 June.

>It is thought Juve want £5m for Alves.

>Guardiola knows Alves well having brought the Brazil international to Barcelona from Sevilla for £23m in 2008.

>The pair won three La Liga titles, two Spanish Cups and two Champions Leagues together before Guardiola left the Nou Camp in 2012.


>>76636888
Learn how to reply, nigger. It doesn't matter anyway; won't find a girl.

>>76636926
this.

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>>76636906
I'm not a /pol/ cunt but you're acting like a real sneaky jew with that statement. Anyway, so what if my body "tricks" me, it "tricks" me into eating as well, it "tricks" me into breathing. Procreation aint no trick nigga.

>>76636906
OW THE EDGE

>>76636953
Stop being silly at this hour, lid. Also give people (You)'s with your shitposting.

>>76636959
The first two don't bring actual demons born of semen into the world though.

>>76636975
There is literally no reason for humans to not stop breeding. Nothing would be lost if this generation of humans was the last.

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So, Dani Alves responded to all the rumours. Is it bullshit? I think it's bullshit.

>>76636989
>Nothing would be lost if this generation of humans was the last
Once again, OW THE EDGE.

>>76637004
>I post about Alvez
>you don't reply to me :(

R-rude AND a bully!

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>>76636989
The most advanced animal on earth would be lost if this generation of humans was the last.
Stop being such an edger mcedge filled with edge.

>>76637004
how is that edgy tho. Life is meaningless, if the earth was barren nothing would change.

>>76637023
Did not see.

>>76637026
Just stop, man. Even I wouldn't embarrass myself this much.

>>76637036
what are you having for breakfast

>>76637055
this

>>76637036
pretty sure it's only 8pm

>>76637074
It is, in fact, 21h15.

>>76637074
>>76637036
lids, you're both wrong. It's 1 AM

>>76637085
nah mate, it's 2:17

>>76637036
for me, it's 3am

>>76637086
>>76637102
>>76637103
Go to sleep.

imagine thinking it was any time other than around 20 past 1 in the morning lmao

>>76637026
Life might be meaningless, ultimately, but wanting the death of humanity is edgy. Nihilists should convert to Absurdism.

>>76637055
It's OK anon, we cool bae, we cool.

It is now 21h21 and a comfy 18ºC.

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For me, it's Israel is being edgy, but also
>For me, it's Sport Boys Ass
For me, it's Australia not replying to anyone
>For me, it's 1AM
For me, it's TSUUUUUU
>For me, it's SKEEEUUUPPPP
For me, it's ELITE, MUSCULAR EVERTON GODS

It's 2:22
Only two hours until the sun rises. Don't see myself falling asleep before thst happens to be honest

>>76637206
>the sun doesn't rise at 6h30
Disdain for you tbqdesu.

>>76637178
>tfw 28°c in nyc

the fuck

Of course a kike posts this

>>76637231
Yep.

i have to get up in 4 hours

is it worth going to bed

brazil is not third world

>>76637243
Nah, it is.

>>76637242
Yes. Get some sleep.

>>76637102
only correct answer

muzzies attacking london again lads

>>76637232
how's life in nyc? which part do you live in?

>>76637242
some sleep is better than no sleep desu

>>76637266
... Jesus. I've an aunt living in London, so this is worrying. That place is quickly turning into a shithole.

>>76637266
FAHKIN MUSLIM CAHNTS

I'M MILLWALL

>>76637242

You may feel worse when you get up but you'll feel alot better later

>>76637275
it's nice if you have money. I live in Manhattan in midtown.

Wouldn't live here more than 2-3 years though.

>>76637266
Finsbury Park tho...

>>76637290
feel free to refuse if this seems creepy to you, but can you post a pic of your window view? I've got a thing for ny

>>76637243
>2nd highest exporter of food in the world
>3rd highest poverty rate

Brazil wishes it was third world. What kind of government does it have again? A (((Socialist))) one? Must be a pure coincidence.

>>76637443
brazil is not a socialist country

>>76637443
their cabinet has some socialists but looks to be mainly democrat with a democrat prez

>>76637443
We're not socialist at all. We definitely ARE third-world, though.

Been trying to sleep for two hours and it's too hot

And brazil isn't third world, it's a NIC

>>76637801
That's just a polite way to refer to third-world countries, tbqh.

Lads, no terror attack, it was a white guy with 'mental illness'.

>Humidity: 77%
I can't survive this

>>76635519
Nice English, too, Andrea

>>76638204
88% here lad

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>>76636800

>>76638326
Gone up to 99% here now. Update me on the javi martinez situation one last time

>>76638204
>tfw 79% and my cat keeps trying to come for a cuddle

>>76638392
Post pussy

Temperature's only 20c but this humidity is murder. Need to take a shit. I'm scared

No wonder we didn't try and hold onto Hong Kong, it's currently 23oc and 93% humidity. I've seen it at 40oc and 98%.

>>76638509
>>76638479
Still terrorism

Are the do-it-for-freers deleting Australian shitposting?

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>>76638423

>>76638479
Against muslims who cares

>>76638577
Faggot cat

>>76638577
Nice. Now spread cheeks

Friendly reminder that Leicester City and Blackburn Rovers have won the Premiership and Liverpool have not.

>>76639284
Friendly reminder that Blackburn Rovers are now in the 3rd division and Liverpool will never win the PL

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>>76639562
>Liverpool will never win the PL

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>>76637349
sorry m8 but can't see anything from my window.

maybe you'll like this instead ... it's from march I think

>>76639583
Are you a Spurs supporter? or Arsenal?

>>76639612
He's Liverpool la' thru and thru la'.

>>76639612
I'm a psg fan because I was born in Paris

>>76639627
he must be in NYC to commemorate the 96 at the towers la
>>76639634
so a spurs fan by faith

>>76639578
>>76639284
Reminder that Liverpool legend Dalglish won the PL with Blackburn Rovers, then proceeded to shit the bed when he managed Lelverpoop

>>76639651
*signs liverpools only relevant PL era player Suarez*

>>76639672
*gets B'RODGED*

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>>76639651
maybe so, but saying we won't win the PL ever is a lie born of ignorance. We're improving every year. I'm not gonna say are year la, but I see one domestic trophy, maybe two, plus a QF CL spot at the minimum as long as injuries aren't severe.

>>76639712
>we
>>96
>>96
>>96
>>96

>>76634565
>Israel flag
>a faggot
Yep it checks out.

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>>76639731
Mocking the deaths of 96 innocent people is not funny. Then again, 96 deaths is a day in the life of a Brazilian, huh?

Come up with an argument why we won't win something this year. Related to football that is. Not some meme shitpost.

>>76639712
as a liverpool sympathizer
i still struggle to see in what moves is the club actually improving?
they will finish 5th/6th behind the clubs that always finish above them
united and arsenal had an off year is all
pool cant sign the players of those clubs either... signing Auba or equivalent would show some kind of intent, but they wont

>>76639763
liverpool 3 - 2 city
>we beat city we've won the league
>that liverpool feel
>champions elect la
>look at gerrard what heart
>we go again! xD
norwich 2 - 3 liverpool
>grinding out wins is the sign of champions
>how many will be beat chelsea by la
liverpool 0 - 2 chelsea
>anti football, were still top of the league
>defending is easy
>palace is a fortress city wont win there
palace 0 - 2 city
>everton will do us a favour
everton 2 - 3 city
>they let city win
>b-bitter
>its still on if we beat palace and newcastle by 7
palace 3 - 3 liverpool
>b-but rodgers said defending is easy
>city will lose to villa
>villa are good against the big sides
city 4 - villa 0
>west ham will do us a favour
>b-big andy with the 90th minute winner
>i-it's not over yet
city 2 - west ham 0
>t-top 4 was the aim
>w-we overachieved
>n-next year is the year

It's a failure, an absolute failure. You get into that position with four games to go, if you had gone into that dressing room today they would not have been celebrating anything. I think it will be massive disappointment - Alan Hanson

If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing - Bill Shankly

Friendly reminder that Stephen Gerrard said "this does not slip" to his team-mates after beating Manchester City last season when Liverpool were in the driving seat to win their first title in 24 year, before he literally slipped to let Demba Ba score, resulting in a home defeat, before they threw away a 3-0 lead at Crystal Palace, meaning that the first time in Premier League history that Liverpool went into the final day of the season with a mathematical chance of winning the league but with no hope of winning it whatsoever, meaning they finished in second place, ultimately choked their best ever chance at the title, and decided to write a book about it being some sort of success before selling off their best player and replacing him with Rickie Lambert

>>96 (Dead)

>>76639781
>>>96 (Dead)# (Dead)
Yeah, I know, Brazilians can't do anything right. I still laugh at Slipperpoo.

>>76639781
LOL is this oc?

>>76639770
1. United moneyballed their way to success and battled mighty Champions of Finland and Norway to scrape through to the CL on a technicality. They have the CL now and unless they spent £200m+ (hell, who am I kidding? Of course they will) on players, it's going to be them fighting for Top 5 again.

2. Arse haven't signed anybody of note and are going to lose their two best players. They're going to drop to 7th at best. Screencap this.

3. Pep is playing chequebook manager, so he'll do well anyway.

4. Chelsea have everything going for them except Conte is having a tantrum and so is Roman. Who knows what will happen. I doubt it'll be a Mouyes era revolt to 10th though.

5. Spurs are genuinely the only people who have improved and will cement their improvement. They have the best striker in the league and they have tactics that work. They find another striker as good as Kane and a provider like Sanchez or KdB and they'll win the league.

Liverpool, however, have only improved and got screwed over by African Cup of Nations. Had Mane not left for that, we'd have easily challenged for more stuff.

>Milan have contacted the leaders of Bayer Leverkusen about Leno
Bild

Underrated keeper desu. People forget about him because of Neuer.

>>76639826
so everyone else is better and the others have blank checks.... just gotta hope arsenal will fall so far.
FSG virtue signals by not spending and winning nothing...
its just an endless cycle, its still not improving.

>>76635565
>bing watch
>mer up

looks like you watched too much the wire

>>76639864
United aren't better though. They spent hundreds of millions, including a world record fee, and finished 6th. They need to spend even more to climb up higher than 6th.

Arse won't sign shit and so will fall when Sanchez, Ozil and Bellerin leave.

City have improved but they never match success compared to what they spend. Unless they sign some proper defenders, I don't see them winning anything again.

Chelsea won with specific tactics which some clubs exploited (Arsenal did twice last year) and unless they get a new striker to replace Costa and somebody to help Kante, I can see them struggling.

Spurs have improved but the literal dependant on this rise is they sign a new striker and midfielder like the ones I suggested.

Liverpool have improved and got schooled by schedules. Won't happen this year. That's with the same players; I don't see us not buying anybody either.

>>76639847
Milan have solved their LB and GK situations on a budget price with Bundes talents that Kulto Kloppo could only dream of signing for the mighty reds

Juve and Milan have literally fallen and recovered in the same amount of time that Liverpool has been "improving"

>>76639847
Daily Reminder that Germany has the strongest depth of top quality GK's in the world:

Manuel Neuer
Marc-André ter Stegen
Bernd Leno
Ralf Fährmann
Timo Horn
Loris Karius
Kevin Trapp

Closest rival is Italy.

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>dani alves out
>sandro out
>bonucci next

>if i mock liverpool with them they might stop mocking my shithole country and become my friends

pathetic

7-1 sopa de macaco go get beheaded on a liveleak snuff video monkey

>>76639963
>implying I give a shit if people mock my country
I mock my country on the daily. The 7-1 is an embarrassment we'll never recover from.

kys leaf

>>76639977
cool story monkey

7-1

>>76639951
Why do you care about Alves? He's 32 and he's going for £5m. I doubt he's a major blow. Doesn't Juventus have Lichenstiener who is not only younger but faster?

>>76640006
Dani Alves is 34 and Lichtsteiner 33. Further more Lichtsteiner doesn't hold a candle to Dani Alves. I heard they're talking about buying De Scigilio from Milan, but that's quite the gamble given he hasn't had a good season in about 4 years now.

>>76635303
>If De Gea goes to Madrid, then United could move for AC Milan's Italy goalkeeper Gianluigi Donnarumma

Just buy Kasper ffs

>>76640062

>The Donnarumma Maym

the dude is 18

how is anyone comfortable crowning him the next GOAT already

>>76640091
Because he's 18 and not hot garbage. He makes a ton of mistakes that people were willing to look past in the past though. I doubt he'll have as easy of a time in Real Madrid/England/Wherever he goes now though.

>>76640027
What about Luyun or whatever his name is, that Mexican(?) lad? What bout Nelson Semedo?

>>76640142
I heard Layun had a really bad season, I don' watch Liga NOS so I can't confirm though. They actually have a talented young right back in Pol Lirola, but it's a bit too early to field him.

>>76640181
What bout Nelson Semedo as I also said? Elseid Hysaj? (who was linked to Arse, he won't come and I dunno why they'd want him, they have Bellerin at RB and they just signed Kolsanic for LB). Juanfran or Sime Vrsaljko from Madrid?

>>76640006
lichsteiner is a one dimensional player. all he can do running around with 0 skills. dani alves on the other hand provides a lot of variations in attacking for jj. more importantly dani alves is the one of two jj players who has winning mentality besides mandzukic especially in ucl. everybody else has ptsd on ucl final. you can see on the last final dani alves and mandzukic were the only players still trying when the others including buffon completely shat their pants. losing him is like jj doesn't care anymore on winning cl asap and let buffon retires with no cl trophy. also i don't care if he's 34 and jj can get 5m from his transfer. he can play untill he 40 and then retire with zero compensations as long as he can keep his performance on high level. i am not obsessed with young speedy mong.

>>76640216
Well I don't watch the Portuguese league so I have no idea about Semedo. I heard they're also aiming for Conti from Atalanta who's arguably been the best right back in Serie A this season. I think the ideal is keeping Dani Alves for a year or two and hope that Pol Lirola becomes good enough to eventually replace him.

>>76640091
>how is anyone comfortable crowning him the next GOAT already

Because unlike every other GOAT who /sp/ crowns this one has actually played for more than two months.

>>76637242

just woke up

not bad desu

Should I order some E lads?

any update on the my windows 10 laptop to the bin situation, lads?

>>76640838
Give it to me.

Bannerlord when?

London once again BTFO

had there been a more cucked country than England? My god

>>76635303
>Everton will take their summer spending past £60m this week by signing Malaga's Spain striker Sandro Ramirez, 21. (Daily Star)
So Lukaku is pretty much out, right?

>>76640993

Van of Race War attack on mosque this time.

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>>76640993
>white man kills Muslims
>Shouts "WHERE ARE THE FUCKING MUSLIMS? I WANT TO KILL SOME MUSLIMS!"
>Has to be overpowered by dozens of the general public
>Amerifat: C-cucked country!

Uh-huh.

>>76641020
Naw. It's in case Lukaku gets injured and if the 3-4-3 or 4-5-1 meme dies.

>>76641107
what the fuck are you even talking about muhammad

>>76637242

>>76637289
this tbqh

went to sleep at about 4am, woke up at 8am sleepy af. I'm glad I slept though, feeling pretty decent now.

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Side chick just sent me this. Wat do?

I dont really want Mou to buy Ronaldo desu, would rather Belotti and Fabino or Dier

>>76639712
I honestly think Liverpool will spend more time without a top division than City did before they won in 2012.

>>76641118
He said the UK is a 'cucked country' because London was 'BTFO', when it was a white man (with a Turkish surname) who did the killing. I was mocking the retard for not reading.

>>76641145
>Dier

He'll cost fuck loads cause Rival Tax, English Tax, Home Grown Tax and Youngish Tax. So that'll be £50m+ minimum.

>>76635303
>Manchester United will offer Spain goalkeeper David de Gea
LEL
>a player and £183m for Fraudnaldo
K E K

And NO Arsenal rumours? Are they out of the Top-4 race for good?

>>76641157
>Rival Tax, English Tax, Home Grown Tax and Youngish Tax
Good point desu

But if they go for Matuidi, he isnt going to be that much cheaper

>>76636944
>release two old players
>get another old player to replace them
Anyone got that super big brain Pep pic?

>>76641180
You do realise those aren't all the rumours, right? They're just the ones that BBC decided to dump on their page. It's the same shit as always. But before that, fun news, Asano's work permit has been rejected. Which means another year on loan at the minimum!

Rumours (so obvious I could write them)
>Bacca (€20m)
>Sander Berge (£18m)
>Elseid Hysaj (£???) (Linked to basically every mid-table side)
>Lacassete (£50m)
>M'Baye Niang (£18m)
>B. Mbunga Kimpioka (£???)
>Joel Asoro (£???)
>Aleksandr Golovin (£10m I think)
>Mario Lemina (£???)
>Arda Turan (£20m I think)
>Riyad Mahrez (£30m I think)

That's it.

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>>76641247
I googled "super big brain Pep" and didn't get much. I then googled "super big brain Pep Guardiola" and got this.

>>76634595
>40°C
>hot
Lmao

>>76641249
>Niang (£18m)

why?

>>76641328
Fuck knows. I can't remember if that was the price. It might have been £16m or something equally daft. tl;dr clickbait.

>>76641249
I was joking, la.
You know that Arsenal is linked with nearly every single mid-to-high profile player in the world at some point, which usually means jack shit.
Anyway, I can kinda see Mahrez and Lagazzette since they were linked whit an Arsenal move for some time already.
>Asano's work permit has been rejected
Jesus Christ.

>>76641268
It was like "super smart" Wojack pic but with added Pep's face.

>>76641363
Oh I know what it was lad, I didn't save it. I just thought you'd be interested in what Google had.

As for Arse. Nothing will happen until after ConFed.

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One Ronaldo with a side of Morata please

morning lads

any updates on the Ronaldo to Chelsea situation?

>>76641516
ronaldo to united has been confirmed

de gea and 200m for ronaldo and morata

>>76641516
Conte said he's leaving if Ronny doesn't come, la. Its make or break

liverpool in trouble for tapping up ronaldo lads it's on sky sports now

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>>76641543
what the..

I am a bit confused by the rumours of Alex Sandro to Chelsea. He's a good player and better than Alonso (though I rate Alonso) but I don't think he's worth the time and effort as an upgrade. Even assuming that Bakayoko and Lukaku are done deals, and believing that the cb position will be covered by a youngster (ake or christetc.), I'd rather see Chelsea upgrade the right flank.

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>>76641554

>>76639914
Schooled by schedules? What schedules? They had a game a week for the whole league. It was an easy ride.

>>76639914
>schooled by schedules
>no CL or yuropa
back down to 8th now they have distractions again.

>>76641659
Can you imagine those pool players gangnam pressing for 3 games a week? Im expecting deaths

>>76639914
>(Arsenal did twice last year)
First game was complete different tactics
Second game was changed the moment the ref made an absolute blunder on the goal in the first 5 minutes in the game.

>>76641574
maybe chelsea are simply not comfortable having a murderer on their squad

>>76641373
Thanks for posting it anyway, friend.
>As for Arse. Nothing will happen until after ConFed.
What do you mean? Cheeky £70m bid for Donaldo?

>>76641684
Can you imagine Liverpool gangnam pressing in the UCL where teams will literally park the bus at home so they don't concede away goals?

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Feels good man, day off and im hungover as fuck.

>yfw you hop on your bike and get drunk

>>76635290
>buying packaged bread,instead of buying a freshly baked loaf from a bakery
ishygddt

>>76641692
As if liverpool are getting past the group stage

>>76641749
The group stage is played home and away you dumb kike.

>>76641744
>buying bread instead of making your own

>>76641757
>making your own bread isntead of having your personal baker doing it for you

>>76641736
Are you the same guy from the LeMans thread yesterday?

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>>76635519

How the fuck is my back stiff

It's the one part of my body that shouldn't be sunburnt

>>76641786
I dont know man

lads im red all over, pls send help

>>76641686
>c-completely d-different t-tactics
'no'

>g-game changed when 1-1-0 d-down! E-even though Chelsea are literal champions are this point and collapsing due to a goal in the first 5 mins isn't what champions do. On top of Chelsea last meeting against Arse resulting in 3-0 to them and the fact Arse had their two best defenders out, replaced with a guy who hadn't started a game all season who's like 33 and a 21 year old kid who can't even make the U20 team.
>t-t-totally refs f-fault, despite him conferring with officials

Wew fucking laddie boi. Arse are shite and Chelsea have no fucking right to get out fucking played by Arse with Granit "Walking Red Card" Xhaka and Alex "Dribble The Ball And Lose It" Oxlade-Chamberlain out fucking pressing, tackling and passing fucking Kante et al.

>>76641691
That'd be hilarious if they did, but I don't see it happening. Arse won't buy anybody of merit. It'll be borderline greats or surplus to requirement players at best.

>>76641803
>admitting to being a Liverpool fan
>on /sp/

Wew.

>>76641813
>'no'
Yes? it was the 3-0 that had Chelsea change everything and start using the 3 men defence.

>>76641756
Why would teams care about away goals in the group stages? The only situation they matter in is if two teams have equal points and an equal record against each other.

That doesnt happen a lot, no one plays for that.

>>76641822
Irrelevant. The tactics weren't changed, the formation might have been. Getting out tactic'd by Arsene 'Old Man' Wenger is fucking diabolical anyway, mate. Damage controlling unacceptable performances is just laughable.

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>play football in La Liga
>commit financial crimes
what did this league mean by this?

>>76641835
Away goals also count double in the group stages. And teams don't like losing at home. Liverpool are in pot 3 though, so it doesn't really matter they'll be grouped with big dogs all the way.

>Benzema
>Cristiano
>Modric
>Ramos
>Marcelo

Will Madrid suffer once the old guard leaves?

>>76641852
>will a rich club that can attract literally any player on the planet with the promise of challenging for the highest honours in world football as well as domestic cups will struggle when their old players leave

They sure struggled when Kaka, Ronaldo, Beckham, Roberto Carlos, Figo, Owen and a bajillion other players left, didn't they?

>De Gea swap deal for Rolando
>Donnaruma signs for United
>Riaola and Mendes laughing all the way to the bank again

You know this shit is rigged right?

>>76641866


They were shit for quite a few years after that

>>76641797
You don't know that you werebragging about going for a bike ride after the race in the LeMans thread yesterday? Stop drinking, mate.

>>76641813
Arse can do great things (the whole situation that led to the scorpion goal for example), but can also do abysmal too (10-2).
>That'd be hilarious
It sure would.

>>76641892
10-2 isn't shocking desu. It was a similar score the year before that.

Ronaldo moves to United
Mouyes still playing Hoofball and expecting le tap in merchant to excel.

United literally need a brand new team for Ronaldo to excel.

>>76641899
Shocking? No.
Hilariously bad? Yes.
The thing with Arsenal is they are expected to get a whopping once or twice a season, get knocked out of CL in ro16 ( :^) ) and play like the English Barca from time to time too.
It all falls under the "Same Old Arsenal", innit.

>>76641822
I thought it was the loss to Liverpool that had them do that.

>>76641835
Well the last time Liverpool won the CL that happened against Olympiacos, so it's not like there hasn't been a precedent.

>>76641852
Zidane will make sure that won't happen la

>ABUs with the early excuses to make themselves feel better
loving every laugh

>>76641934
OBSESSED

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>>76641927

>>76641939
I knew you'd be first to reply, lad.

>>76640181
Pol Lirola is shit rn.

Has potential I guess but they need a 22/23 yr old established RB to survive next season.

They should look at Zappacosta or make Spinazolla play RWB. They could even try to get Candreva and offload Cuadrado if they want to make a more offensive player play that position.
>>76641574
Chelsea don't have much cover at LWB if Alonso is ded, maybe Ake but he's better as a CB and even DM.

Sandro would make Alonso their insurance, I assume.

>>76641845
No they dont. Away goals only matter in very specific situations in the groups. Why would you give up your home advantage playing defensively just to prevent the small chance that you miss out on a position on away goals?

>>76641157
Dier does not count as homegrown due to being raised in portugal

>>76641892
ah yeah now i remember, had a good day yesterday

Manure fans seem divided on Ronaldo possibly coming back, with the opposing arguement being that hes too old for the price they would have to pay and the long term effects

Morning lads. I slept like a baby and it isn't to hot yet. How did you sleep?

>>76634565
Is that Hart?

>>76641969
same here

>>76641962
its expensive, but who gives a fuck nowadays

>>76641980
The price wouldnt matter if hes young and hes there for the long term but I dont think its wise to splash that much dosh on a short term option, maybe Ronnie could win them the treble?

>>76641950
Minnows will always play defensively at home and look to get a result away from home because there's less pressure on them and more pressure on large home sides to win at home.

>>76641962
>hes too old for the price they would have to pay and the long term effects
they are right
and they may end up spending 250m to get ronaldo and morata, which would make it even more funny

>>76641991
i honestly don't even know the reported prices now, its probably not wise considering his age, but then again, if he can contain his form for another 3 years and then start fading it he would still be amazing asset to any team tbqh

>>76641999
Hola señor, are you Alfonso or the Madridista

>>76641992
yes, but that has little to do with away goals.

Just admit you're wrong, koala fucker.

>>76641991
>>76641999
You guys speak as if Manure will care. They'll recoup whatever amount they'll need to pay in a year or two.

>>76642019
>that has little to do with away goals
Yes everybody always says this but forget that UCL matches are literally notorious for being low scoring affairs even against minnows. If you think away goals don't count in the group stages you've not watched enough UCL football.

The draw for the first qualifying round is today btw

>>76642022
True I agree that United has the best spending power as of now but it would still be funny if they splash that much money to finish 6th again

>>76642022
It's funny that United are already making the most money in the world while being a 2nd tier team.
When they actually start winning stuff their revenue will explode and signing Ronaldo basically guarantees they'll have enough firepower for the next 2-3 years while Rashford will get to learn from his Idol.

>>76641953
Oh yeah... I forgot that.

>>76642014
neither, I'm the early morning barçafag

there are quite a few spaniards, though not many in trans
>at least 3 barçafags
>halalfag
>alfonso (barça too?)
>celta vigo fag
>sevillafag
>atletifag
>athelticfag
and I'm probably leaving out a few

>>76642022
>They'll recoup whatever amount they'll need to pay in a year or two
I have my doubts, ronaldo is on very high wages, will be a very high transfer, and he has 2 years left at most

>>76642043
Alfonso is the ultimate Barca fan, you'd get along just fine with him

>>76642037
I don't think the amount of money they make will change drastically, outside of the direct increase in prize money. People really underestimate the loyalty of bandwagoners, it takes decades for a new team to completely replace an old popular one. It's why UEFA protects the status quo so much.

>>76642052
>outside prize money
The commercial deals will balloon with more bandwagon customers, giuseppe.

>>76642025
The dynamic of playing home and away matters a lot, but it's not because away goals are worth 1.000001 regular goals.

>>76642052
people don't get that bandwagon brigades stick with their chosen team for life. It's tied to their childhood and who they started supporting as a kid.
This is why fucking Liverpool has probably the 2nd largest fanbase in Asia despite not winning for 30 years.

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>wake up
>its still too hot

>>76642037
>their revenue will explode
nope, the limit has been reached. They are not making more money unless some new market appears (not happening), a new tv contract is given (not happening) or they sign some new mega sponsor (not happening either)

income in top earning clubs has plateaued at the current united/barcelona/halal level, none are going to make more than they are unless they start selling their stadium names for an extra 30-50m per season (not that much of a difference)

>>76642056
But I just told you that I don't think the amount of customers will change drastically.

>>76642059
Yes, yes Abraham, don't you have a palestine to shoot?

>>76642066
>limit has been reached
t. real madrid business school
>tv contract
All they need to do is sell more instant noodles, dishwashing liquid, pubic hair trimmers, get a better car sponsor and insta 100m extra minimum.

>>76642066
There are still markets though. China and the USA have not being fully converted to football yet, Japan as well. Africa has huge margins of growth that will inevitably fall in the pockets of football clubs sooner or later. The middle east as well can get richer and football will get more money from them as well.

>>76642067
>I don't think the amount of customers will change drastically

Children are notorious bandwagon customers, if they're not in england (and sometimes while they're in england) they will pick winners, and the winners at the time they are children will be the winners of their custom in the future.

>>76642081
United have not being winners for what, 4 years? but they won the el and the fa cup recently.
It's far too soon to think that United lost potential customers.

And if they did, their effects won't be seen in long time, which means any potential new gain will be even further in the future.

>>76642088
Eh they lost plenty to Real and Barca in recent years.

All you need to do is go down to any Asian thirdworld sex tourist trap and look at what counterfeit jerseys the children are wearing there.
Just ask Arsenal what loss of foreign bandwagon means to their revenue.

>>76642076
the usa is the only strong market left, and nobody gives a shit about football there, just like nobody gives a shit about american football here.

Still, top clubs are getting all the money they can from amerilards, either via tv money or with the international champions cup. That's why all top european clubs now 'compete' in the usa during summer instead of doing proper vacations and pre-season. Basically, usa is already being as exploited as possible

The rest of your post is wrong, all those markets (asia, africa, middle east) are already saturated. I'm not making this up, it's deloitte's opinion: top clubs are already earning as much as they possibly can in the foreseeable future

>>76642158
I don't care about opinions, only facts. Facts say that African can get much richer, and that football is not the first sport in China and America. The market is there.

>the papers actually think Ronaldo is leaving
lmao

>>76642167
>I don't care about opinions, only facts
>Facts say that African can get much richer
lmao negrito, nice ''''''''''fact''''''''''''

>>76642068
No

Buyern not going to buy Ronaldo according to FC Buyern.

are you sure?

>>76642196
Now now, benjamin you know you have some muslim children to bully.

>>76642221
i like how it got so out of hand that they had to make a press statement

>Manchester United will offer £183m plus their 26-year-old goalkeeper David de Gea in exchange for Ronaldo and Spain striker Alvaro Morata

>Alternatively, United will offer Spain international De Gea and £175m for Ronaldo and pursue Morata, 24, in a separate deal.

>tfw you will never get paid to literally make up shit

>>76635519
I was in Nice some years ago with lads and we were mocking a dumb italian-somali friend calling him negro/negretto, all the french looked at us with hatred kek

>>76642272
Yeah just wait for their follow up piece in a few days about how Ronaldo snubbed Man Utd.

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fuck this weather

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>keep dreaming about gf to me

>>76636403
>falling for the date jew

>>76642167
Deloitte's opinion is, in fact, a fact.

>>76635430
don't bully Norway btw

just been subway.

For me, its a salad with plenty of mayo

Lads, is making your own food really cheaper than eating out

>signing Mane, Salah and Aubameyang
>crying when AFCON approaches and you go to shit again
Will Liverpool ever learn?

Any update on the Alexis Sanchez to Man City situation?

>>76634565
>be a jew
>post gay shit
Really makes you think

>>76642499
If you have a job, working overtime and buying food would be better than using the time to shop for ingredients and cook them at home.

If you don't have a job, go ahead and make your own food.

>yes goyim, stay at work and work more

>>76642527
unless hes going to play left back i dont really see it happening

>>76642499
Time is money, so no la. Just eat mee goreng or ayam panyet at the hawker la.

>>76642527
nothing will happen with sanchez until the confed cup ends

>barcelona have communicate everton they'll buy back deulofeu for 12m
oh well

>>76642499
yes if you know what to buy and prepare

>>76642577
how do i cook taiwanese chicken

>>76642577
Really depends on how much it takes to cook desu. Though there also various degrees, from making your own pasta to buy pasta and make only the sauce, to buy pasta and sauce to eat outside.

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>There will never be a funnier ending to a season

>>76642601
lrl now that baka is private and old nyaa torrents are dead do I actually have to join some shitty private tracker for old anime?

>>76642588
They'll probably sell him for 25M or something

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>>76642590
Just search 盐酥鸡 in google and
Follow the instruction la, I have faith in Singaporean's Chinese.
>>76642624
> tfw want to watch Kuuchuu buranko but can't find a download.

>>76642527
>it's a Sanchez goes from the centre of a team to one of 13 attackers at City episode

Bit crazy desu. Especially switching from a team that didn't win anything to a team that didn't win anything. United or Chelsea are better choices desu.

>>76642677
>>76642590
How easy is it to learn Ching Chong?

>>76642505
This is the worst fucking meme. Pool are not signing PEA. Salah is a fucking task beyond them at the moment.

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>>76642624
Your best bet would be Animebytes, but you would have to wait for applications to be open. An option could be tnt village, an italian torrent site, they have some old anime with jap audio and eng subs, like the first precure season. You have to sign up to search the forum but you don't have to keep seeding. I don't think it's worth it though.

You could try to talk to irc to AnimeBytes or AnimeTorrents (never used this one) staff to see if you can get it. If you can show you seed stuff for long it might get you in, but I doubt it.


What I would recommend, is trying to use XDCC. I recently used it to download the second season of Gali to Mari, for example. It works, and it's not too hard.
Another option is animetosho, and checking if their ddl of what you want to download is still up.

tl;dr
XDCC senpai desu

>>76642677
Kuuchuu buranko --> https://pastebin.com/kUwTdkvs

>Joe Hart wants to join West Ham on loan this summer.

>Hector Bellerin has bought a house in Barcelona.

>Mohamed Salah has agreed personal terms with Liverpool, Roma isn't yet.

>Willy Caballero will join Chelsea this week.

>>76642717
>Hector Bellerin has bought a house in Barcelona
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo

>>76642729
Don't worry, he's off to Espanyol

>>76642709
Christ, getting weebshit seems like a much bigger hassle now. Will look up a guide for XDCC, seems the best bet.Cheers.

>>76642717
If I were a rich player I'd just buy a house in every major transfer desitination