Is Rooney the best false 9?

Who?

best at what?

the best false hairline maybe

>>76630690
>spotted the baldy
are you jealous m8?

best false footballer I reckon am i rite?

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>false 9

>>76630574
Yes. He's the best in the world at silently dominating CBs.

>>76630690
savage

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>false 9

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>false 9

>>76630574
the best false at everything yeah

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>false nine

>>76630574
Is Rooney the best false superstar?

>>76630574
After this season I'm convinced he's the best false football player. Whenever he gets onto the pitch it feels like watching someone's dad playing after a few pints.

>>76630574
>rooney
>the best
I didn't knew this was a "pretend it's 2007" thread.

>british genes
>age like milk
like clockwork

More like best false professional player

>>76630574
Best fat 9 maybe

>>76630574
Best false hairline for sure

>>76630574
estonia caca