/cric/

>>76625260
Where are all my paki bros at

congratulations to pakistan for finally putting the india meme to rest

'st. AMA

Islam is the one true religion and Allah is the one true God.

>ITS ALL OVER
ITS ALL OVER
>ITS ALL OVER
ITS ALL OVER
>ITS ALL OVER
ITS ALL OVER
>ITS ALL OVER
ITS ALL OVER
>ITS ALL OVER
ITS ALL OVER
>ITS ALL OVER
ITS ALL OVER
>ITS ALL OVER
ITS ALL OVER
>ITS ALL OVER
ITS ALL OVER

>>76625293
/here/
Mubarak ho bhai

rip in piss india

did Misbah pull an Inzi and become a fundamenalist

INDIA BTFO

Why are there so few Pakis here?

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>180 runs

Stream died before last wicket. :(

>>76625331
Not enuff ejukation

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its all ogre now

>>76625293
Bradford reporting in

The fucking state of Pandya
>Get half your team's total in record time
>Get run out because your lazy shit cunt teammate didn't feel like moving

>>76625331
It was aftari time my dudeman

India fucking kys

>>76625332
Is it A
Dick Tingler

Im leaving lads its too painful to stay

>>76625327
All these shitters pull this shit, be it cricketers or musicians. Makes me sick desu

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HIDE IN YOUR POO STREETS PLAYING ON DUSTY MEME GROUNDS AND NEVER USING PROPER TACTICS

BLOWN. THE. FUCK. OUT

GET FUCKED INDIANS. FUCK OFF.

>PISSRAT
>MS DOS
>BUMRASH
>158 (ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY-EIGHT)
>MUH DLF MAXIMUMS
>MUH BUMRAH DEATH BOWLING
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
>PAKISTAN ARE LE MOOSLIMZ XDDD
THE ANAL RAVAGED HOVEL ALSO KNOWN AS POODIA

FUCK OFF POODIA. GET FUCKED

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>>76625331
did you remember to count both their flags?

>>76625355
Did your power go out?

>>76625293
/here/ mate

Hope you had a good day

>>76625383
based ausgod

would things have been different if india had won the toss?

>>76625371
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
My salty Hindu bro is raging at me

>>76625293
here mate
PAKISTAN
ZINDABAD

>>76625387
Doesn't do that anymore.

>>76625298
And become the new meme themselves

>Manchester attacks
>London Bridge incident
>Grenfell Tower Fire

No wonder Pakistan won, they felt right at home with the conditions.

>>76625383
based goosey

India with the lowest score of the tournament*

*Excluding Rainstralia

>>76625385
more expats than paki flags desu
strange how it isn't the same for india, guess they grow out of it and rebel against the culture

>>76625383
good post

>>76625260

Delete this

>>76625414
Juat askin bc my power and stream went out a few min ago. SW Ont here

>>76625424
The post so nice he made it in at least 2 threads!

>>76625421
>BRAAAAP

>>76625389
Its also kinda sad that there are whole celebrations going on

thank you pakistan or reminding everyone that cricket is a game of passion and no amount of training and technique can match up when you play with heart, esp. prisoner amir.

KILL JADEJA

>>76625440
if it didn't rain in SL vs AUS semi final, 2003 cup was ours

>>76625441
that and it's probably iftar time in Pakistan right now

>>76625383
They're still muslims though, can't deny that m8

>>76625383
ELITE post

>>76625460
Cringe

>>76625451
Ah, thought you were making a pak joke. SE Ont here

>>76625478
sunset was 2 hours ago m8

>>76625440
i didn't read your post and didn't mean to quote but coincidentally our posts were about australia and rains

>BRAHMINS BTFO
>BHAGAVAD SHITA BTFO
>GURUS BTFO
>JATTS BTFO

ALLAH WINS

INDIA SHITS ITSELF

have they ever tried to organise a bilateral india v pak series in england? I mean it makes sense, doesnt it? I know pakistan played a few tests against aus here and the attendance was poor but there are way more indians here than australians

tfw no relevant cricket till the ashes

>>76625293
Here. Gratz mate

Amir>Akram
Debate me.

>>76625307
>>76625360
>>76625389
>>76625409
Wtf not a single (you) from another paki bro but all the first worlders, do people hate india that much? Why even /g/ hate them, tbqh i really virat usual gameplay but he blew it today

>>76625556

Shoaib > Amir > Akram

>>76625542
there can easily be bilaterals in india, the BCCI just doesn't want to because of pressure from the government
and the BCCI is also full of career politicians

>>76625542
I think there was talk of a test series in 2015, but plans fell through for whatever reason. I think India demanded to host it?

>>76625542
They are on about doing it, I went to the pakistan vs aus match at headingley, was very flat atmosphere as you said

>Unusually Misbah has also faced criticism from the Taliban, who called him a "pathetic player"

Lmao

>>76625540
fuck, now i want anushka in an ahegao mind-break hentai

>>76625542
indian government will scuttle any attempt sadly

>>76625500
taraweeh too

>>76625293
DIL DIL BC!!!

>>76625584
reminder the based Taliban banned every sport but cricket in Afghanistan and are the reason why they're obsessed with it now

>>76625599
would be true if it wasn't the same every time an india-pakistan match happens m8

>>76625293
Sippin on some doodh patti and chillin. Fugg, can't believe we won.

Nuclear wsr fucking WHEN

W H E N
H
E
N

>>76625584
>"An Indian sportsman whose name is Tendulkar was praised by the Pakistani media and in fact a lot of Pakistanis [also] complimented him," Shahidullah Shahid said in the video recording, where he is seen alongside two masked men with AK-47 rifles.
>"At the same time [the media] showed disapproval of Misbah-ul-Haq. [But...] Even though Tendulkar is a great sportsman you should not praise him, as it is against the national interests of the country.
>"Instead you should praise Misbah despite the fact that he is a pathetic player, because he is ultimately a Pakistani."
KEK

>>76625647
*war

havent gotten a minute of sleep all night, all fucking worth it.

>>76625647
Sweet salty tears

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Where's that Indian anon who said Pakistan will win and there will be a nuclear war...

>>76625567
indian gov. didn't want to play against states sponsoring of terrorism, nothing against the cricket or players

>>76625647
TRUMP WOULD REMOVE FROM THE MAP M80

>>76625260
PAKISTAN WINS THE CRICKET WORLD CUP

BANTZ

https://twitter.com/spopalzai/status/876466376809996288/video/1

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Heading to kohli's house right now.

should india be nuked?

अगर आप भारत मे रहते हैं और आसपास पटाखों की आवाज आ रही हो तो कृपया कमेंट बॉक्स में जगह का नाम लिखे।

>>76625684
We're not gonna get any river water for the next year and tonight kashmiris gonna pay.. so yeah.. nuclear war pretty soon

who's getting murdered lads?

>>76625383
Based Australia telling it like it is.

>>76625713
Champions Trophy, mate. World cup is in 2019.

>>76625732
>>76625734
No

Anyone got any live streams of Indian news channels? Kek

>>76625750
Oh. I don't know know much about cricket

>>76625790
your princess is a big fan

>>76625734
YES FOR REASONS SUCH AS >>76625742

PLZ REMOVE INDIA MR AMERICA, WE PROMISE TO FIND ALL TALEBANS FOR YOU

>>76625763
based pakilad

https://twitter.com/AmirMateen2/status/876466830151254016

>>76625746
yeah probably true. India is gonna shut down the indus river in revenge

>>76625802
I'm an ethnic paki. But I suppose she is since she's aussie

The Kashmiris are about to rise up and overthrow their oppressors lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy-6VnKXwhA
Why are diasporafags such pussys. Atleast burn a few seats and get in a few brawls. Wish this match was in India.

W-who likes cricket anyway, a-amirite lads? Hockey (national game) 7-1 against pakistan

Pakis BTFO

Why does Kohli consistently lose his bottle on the big stage?
World Cup 2015, recent Aus vs India test series, today etc.

>>76625861
in England too

>>76625854
(>.<)~

>>76625854
>4 world cups

love zacca's vocaroos lads

>>76625861
>big stage
>India at home
nah
also i feel like he gets hyped up too much and ends up with faulty decision making
zen is much more important in these situations

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>>76625854

>>76625861
he is a warner tier flat track statpad

>>76625942
He comes out and looks all at sea from the first ball he faces. Needs to relax.

>>76625861
>>76625882
his test record in england is appalling but he's made a few scores in ODIs

whats the point of this if they're not going to translate his answers

How does it feel to have 5 times the population of pakistan and therefore have 5 times more talent and still lose?

>>76625932
He once went on a two minute rant about me in one after I said /cric/ threads shouldn't be up during April

>>76626026
>2017
>not understanding pakistani

>>76626026
Probably for his country. They might give a written translation some time later.

>>76626032
Pakis are superior to pajeets m8. That's the only explanation.

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>and their brilliant captain, Virat Kohli
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>76625932
Link pls

>>76626065
they're the same desu.

>>76626032
Nice bantz hamlet

Reminder that these browns only learnt english so they could do these interviews

>>76626032
13-3 in icc tournaments m8
10-0 in the only ones that count since the champions trophy is literally who tier, nobody remembers who won it

>>76626065
I've always maintained that pakis are objectively more athletic than indian manlets

compare gods of the game like wasim akram, shoaib akhtar, imran khan, shoaib malik etc etc to the mediocracy in India's fast bowling history

>>76625826
paki is not an ethnicity

>>76626145
Nice post.

>>76626145
dont want to embarrass you sweetie but ishant sharma exists xx

girl hasn't messaged back, lads

>>76626192
NO worries mate. THere'll always be someone better

>>76626085
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XEKwAdDvdd
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rR4Gq3pFCA
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ooiSdvF97w
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Cra8YspINi

>>76626192
You should compliment her on her desire to maintain an un-destroyed cunt.

>>76625932
literally who

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfNcgCJN7r0

>>76626277
balding amirfag AKA the amir show guy AKA cancerlad AKA zach bowden

This paki captain is the most retarded they've ever had and he's the one who finally got them to win

>>76626145
>unironically using shoib malik

JUST

>>76626306
afridi was the best

>>76626313
testing to see if someone would notice

>>76626301
oh
time to give them a listen then
and also stalk him on normiebook

Daily reminder Pakistan barely made it after winning against Zimbabwe in a home tournament.

>>76626358
https://www.fb.com/profile.php?id=1741258561
link isn't working right now though

>>76626351
kek, i read till imran khan and skipped till the end

what the fuck is amir khan talking about slow start

>>76625421

SEETHING

>>76626346
Afridi is an eternal meme. I'm glad he's gone!

>>76626248
has he been around lately?

miss him ;_;

>>76626479
he'll come out of retirement soon, as usual

>>76626488
he did a live review of Erewhon earlier today

>>76626479
do or die though
mostly die

What should i fap to tonight lads?

>>76626587
The highlights. Top quality rape porn.

>>76626587
https://spankbang.com/b0pa/video/lexxistar+pov+sex+tape

>>76625589
I would actually like a NTR where nigs are fucking Anushka while Kohli watches her helplessly

>>76626587
To India's defeat if you're into masochism.

>>76626587
some NRI amateur BBC vids
loads of it out there

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>>76626724
>BBC

>>76626168
Kek

>>76625293
Congratulations mate.

>>76626587
pretty neighbor. it's a yotsubato doujinshi

>>76626724
link
all i'm finding is terrible shit

>>76626958
>yotsubato doujinshi
kys

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Anyone have any Pakistani Pepes? I want to trigger some street shitters.

Reminder that you are a casual if you are not into NTR hentai

>>76627021
you wot m8? it is ranked #1 on /a/ for over a decade

How can I find a white girl with scat fetish lads

>>76627141
Head over to Germany.

nice when the good guys win

>>76627141
Just date any white woman living in india.

>>76627124
>/a/

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>>76626587
Mistress T

>>76627175
don't like getting talked down to

>fakhar zaman MOTM
SEETHING

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>>76627056
edit this accordingly

>>76627141
Wow, anything to avoid pooing in the loo...

>>76625520
>>76625383
/cric/ is no longer pajeet safe space of 4chan.

>>76627174
i haven't gone there for half a decade

>>76627175
Cuck detected

>>76627226
Digibyte and bean and both shit now.
And I didn't know you pajeets actually went to /biz/. What the hell. The memes weren't wrong

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what did he mean by this

>>76627454
no the memes are wrong. i don't trade. i just go for the memes

got a big clothing order coming in lads

>>76626587
slags

anyone got a decent highlights link?

>>76627880
go to ICC's site

>>76627880
all on cricinfo's scorecard mate

ashwin is so shit haha

>>76627880
yea lad ama

Kek lads, just kek

>Hear ice cream van approach
>William Tell Overture blaring
>Mario's
>Purveyor is a bald, bearded Pakistani
>Buy strawberry split for £1
>It is delicious on this sweltering day

http://www.pakpassion.net/ppforum/showthread.php?239698-Hardik-Pandya-has-the-potential-to-be-the-best-all-rounder-in-the-world

creasing

is India the most hated cricket team in the world? Are they the "bad guys"?

>>76628361
yes

>>76628361
yeah

>>76628361
no that's australia

>>76628379
>>76628395
Okay
>>76628399
Pajeet...cmon

>>76625424
It's a great series of victories though. Muslims are the only uncucked brown people left it seems.

>>76628379
Yes. They are the jews of cricket.

>>76628483
they win too much is all

>>76628483
>They
Which part of Kashmir you from m8

How do I get into field hockey, lads? Does anyone even play this sport anymore? We seem to be winning in it.

>>76628496
I should have said BCCI instead of "they". I'm regular bjp supporting hindu.

>>76628456
>Muslims are thw only uncucked brown people left
Yeah so uncucked, countries have literally been DRONE'd the fuck out of and completely destablized by the jew and white man

>>76628361
yes

>>76628456
they are so cucked that they have to resort to guerilla tactics

>>76628567
>>76628582
damn. i was being ironic.

what now lads

>>76628978
/cric/ dies to rise again in 4 months

>>76628978
Post pics n vids of riots/celebrations

just getting news that the indian government is shutting down internet in parts of the country because they cant handle the bants

kek
k e k
K E K

>ladiya in Jamia
Kek
e
k

Cricket is boring and gay

>>76629269
4u

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>>76626346

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>>76629269
butthurt Indians today be like

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>>76625293
well done lads

How can we fix indian cricket?

>>76629501
Make 10 Hardick Pandya clones

>>76629417
ngl, that pic is literally me right now. been up all night ever since sehri and now im just about to have a cheeky nap after this superb victory mashallah. get fucked pajeets lmao, expect the ones on /cric/, you guys are bros <3

>>76629577
what a horrible thought

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ_TvUk5asA

think she replied, lads

i'm going to wait half an hour before reading the message so as not to appear desperate

>>76629984
who

>India

Inshallah always believed in Pakistan

>>76630122
His imaginary girlfriend

Pakistan winning is good because now all the groundstaff get the celebratory alcohol

>>76632240
she's not imaginary, she just isn't my girlfriend

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cute :3

Rugby

>>76628505
>field hockey
call it hockey. don't act cucked to canada of all countries

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twitter jokes ladaroos

>>76625854
delete this post right now

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>>76635926
Jej

>>76635866
have absolutely no idea what that says

>india is good at batting
>pakistan is good at bowling
What if pakistan and india were one country?

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Will poos ever recover from this?

>>76636061
>indian batting
Kek

>>76635999
>what did you get after getting me out
>cocks
TL note: cocks are a metaphor for nothing

https://twitter.com/nazrullali/status/876521144127500290

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My bitch is bad and boujee

Cooking up dope with an uzi

>>76636326
pakistans batting is shit on average. this was a fluke. Only think paks got is bowling

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>>76636529
Stay mad

>>76636462
Lmao.
Didn't expect white cops to celebrate too

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>>76625293
Watched the entire match from Amerika,

Pakistan Zindabad!

>>76636688
whites will obviously support their aryan brethren over uncivilized dravidians

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indian muslims are celebrating pakistan's win over india

muslim insurrection WHEN?

>>76628399
It used to be Aussies because they were unstoppable.

Now its Pajeets because of the fucking Hype that surrounds their team and they manage to get owned by Lankans and Pak.

>>76628567
>the jew and white man

Good to know how you identify yourself.

How are things going in Afghanistan you fucking lard burger?

>>76635226

Guy is a badass. Been to prison, gets released, gets back into the team, singlehandedly wipes out opposition in a final.

Reminder Amir is a cheat

http://www.foxsports.com.au/cricket/champions-trophy/india-reacts-with-shock-matchfixing-claims-after-champions-trophy-final-defeat/news-story/c7762c135acb415b40ade5e43ec4ea1f?nk=3e33850b9404bea140f89a26238e73c4-1497840879

Did I not predict the winner of this final?

Did I not predict the winner of the Netball final?

Don't ever underestimate me.

>>76639833
how do I land a gf mate

>>76639845
Describe yourself

>>76639900
tall
skinny
elite sense of humour
well proportioned face
run regularly
know everything about cricket

>>76639907
This should help then http://www.localcougars.com/australia

>>76639942
thanks mate

>>76637732
>selling your country out for 5000$ when you were the potential GOAT
kek every time

>>76640150
it becomes a bit more understandable when you remember that he was led into it as a teenager by his captain and was impoverished as a kid

>>76640178
i like amir as much as anyone but people have to stop with the dindu nuffin shit
the reason he only got 5 years is because he admitted his mistake and took responsibility for it

>>76640295
never said he didn't do anything wrong, just that I can sympathise with him more than Salman Butt

zacca you here mate

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What went wrong?

truthbomb: english girls are hideous

Australia has a lot of indians living here, but why do we never see them in cricket teams? I'm not even talking about state teams, I have played against one indian in my entire time in club cricket.

>Young lads in the team
>Wahab memed out due to """""injury"""""
>Trash Indian bowling
>Ashwin the homebabby got REKT
Pakistan had the most epic comeback and deserved to win the tourney.
>inb4 muslim

>>76640863
I'm glad to see a bit of fight from Pakistan

now we just need to fix the West Indies and cricket can be competitive again

>>76640779
i've noticed that most 2nd gen indians try to distance themselves from cricket as much as possible

>>76640936
yeah now that you mention of it I know a lot of indians that are into soccer

>>76640944
it's cool and trendy to follow soccer here too
most rich kids think cricket is for plebs and think soccer is patrician kek

>>76640905
At least INDvPAK matches won't be boring from now on.
The WI cricket board don't care about the sport anymore.

>>76641002
you get a little bit of that here too, which is fucking rich since soccer is the working class and third world game

>>76641002
Kek. Don't forget ManU fans vs Chelsea fans

>>76640582
the absolute state of daniel

>>76637260
>2017
>using a tweet as source
Neck yourself leafy.

>>76625703
>indian gov. didn't want to play against states sponsoring of terrorism, nothing against the cricket or players
Oh come on

They LITERALLY are the primary sponsors of Taliban: the country and let the ""18 year old"" into the IPLel

Cricket is basically a dumb and boring version of baseball. The amount of subtlety and tactical and athletic ability on display in baseball makes cricket looks like the shitty joke that it is.

Cricket will NEVER be able to match the tradition and history and folklore of baseball either.

And don't even get me started on attendance and revenue. Baseball attracts 75 million people annually just in the MLB. Further 25 million people attend Japanese baseball and add other millions in caribbean and other nations. On the other hand, if you add up all the cricket attendances worldwide, they would struggle to cross even 10 million ROFLOL.

And oh, MLB is a $9.5 BILLION annual industry! Cricket is not even 1/10th of that LMAO.

All in all, cricket can fuck right off!

hate cricket now lads

>>76641572
>t. Shakib's wife
She doesn't even follow cricket LMAO

>>76641800
Why is Rangana Herath in that picture, centre-right?

will india ever recover?

https://twitter.com/fvdsid/status/876536675932844033

>>76641893
>toilet ki bohot kami hai
kek, i thought the poo in loo jokes were mostly limited to 4chan

My wife and I have been together for 4 years, married for 8 months. Late last night we were lying in bed post-sex, her head on my shoulder.

We were talking about kids. Names and such. A few minutes go by of no talking. Then she says, "with all of the problems, you've had with your height... Maybe we should think about getting a sperm donor." I was completely shocked. After a few seconds of silence she says "sweety?" and looks up at me. I close my eyes instantly and present to be asleep.

How could she ask me that? I can't even begin to explain how much it hurts to know she doesn't think I'm good enough to father her children. I lay awake all last night unable to sleep. In the past I've told her about my insecurities - the way some girls have treated me because of my height, as you do when you trust someone. It's not fair and it sucks to be judged on something you can't change, but I'm still successful and looked up to by people (figuratively, not physically of course :P).

I've never once suggested sperm donation, she thought it up all on her own. I honestly don't know what to say to her about this. There is virtually nothing that she could have said that would have hurt me more, surely she knows that. I have a tendency of biting my tongue, sucking it up and saying nothing, but I feel like
I have to say something. I am honestly considering walking out on her. In what universe is it okay to ask a man something like that? I need some kind of advice. Is this an okay question to ask? Am I overreacting?

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>>76641904
It's not safe to walk the streets at night in india because you will step in shit

>>76641904
All the American flags you saw on pol making pooloo jokes were paki diaspora. All the angry Indian repliers you saw were Aussies behind pricy

>>76641904
Same, the amount of Pakistanis posting #IndiaToiletShortage and #ToiletsToIndia is quite surprising.

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How happy was this lad yesterday?

>>76641916
God, that's messed up. I don't know if I could stay with someone after that. If it was a matter of my medical history, I'd maybe understand...but my height? Nah.

also not for nothing but as a 4'11 woman, if I wanted to have a kid, the dude being short would only make me want to have his kid even more. my last boyfriend was 5'3 and I really miss that about him...

>>76641964
You are delusional if you think the paki diaspora were the ones making the jokes. Indians have been the butt of jokes on /fit/, /pol/, /int/ and other boards for quite a while because some of the posters are comically nationalistic and defensive in their posts. /fit/ had "smelly Indians at the gym" threads and /pol/ had more general anti-Indian threads that gradually evolved into poo-posting as Indians became more defensive and tried to brag about being a superpower.

I don't think it's intended as being racist as much as being "racial bants", nobody actually seems to hate Indians apart from darker South Indians perhaps because they stink.

https://twitter.com/spopalzai/status/876466376809996288

fuck that janny cunt

>>76640722
myth
>>76640521
yeah whats up

https://twitter.com/jazzpk/status/876515216845971456

Best one yet
https://twitter.com/thepakirambo/status/876714506256359425

there is not a single white person in this thread

>>76641981
that was a good thread

>>76642125
what was the best amir dismissal last night

for me, it was the elite LBW dismissal of Soshit

https://twitter.com/thepakirambo/status/876703777868455937

considering taking up a martial art lads

wtf happened to /asp/ it used to be filled with shit like fencing and martial arts now it's just mandrama

>>76642028
Obviously suburban/teenage Americans were involved too

>>76642199
WWE thank Hiro
Actually Hiro is a little baby. Thank yourself

>>76642180
agree with that,amir swings it so late

https://sports.ndtv.com/icc-champions-trophy-2017/jail-virat-kohli-says-kamaal-r-khan-india-pakistan-fans-team-up-to-thrash-him-1713999

https://twitter.com/DaPakiGuy/status/876558341262258176

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc1_5k5Ri1k

>>76642538
The cric team not speaking english is understandable but why the fuck would anyone allow a paindo reporter to ask questions?

>>76642163
Welcome to a better tomorrow :)

https://youtu.be/haOzOVjCEBs
Pik up yo selv

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wew lads,watched the movie comet today.Emmy rossum is such a qt.

I am the best looking and most fashionable guy on /cric/

I'm also tipping that I could dismiss anyone here off a maximum of six balls

What a big fuckin kek.Indians accusing Kohli of match fixing & pakis defending him on twitter.

>>76642816
within 3 balls i would have your bowling completely worked out , by your 2nd over i would be making you wish you weren't born

>>76642704
Several nude scenes in Shameless

Too bad she's a SJW cunt

love sufjan stevens

>>76642974
How common is matchfixing in india?
Pakis assume their own team to fix all the time but not India

>>76643240
Yeah.Already through the first season.

>>76643418
They get paid three times the amount that pakis get,notwithstanding the IPL contracts and the money earned through endorsements.It would be quite dumb to risk all that by getting involved in fixing.

there was a bit of matchfixing in the ICL though wasn't there? I think Chris Cairns was implicated?

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Kek.One of the leading news channels shitting on Kohli.
Headline(trans.):
"Was Kohli born in Pakistan"?

>>76643574
lmao

>>76643574
what kind of salt is that

>>>/biz/2512056

>>76625383
er they lost against pakistan, its not like pakistan isn't full of dusty poo streets ya big aussie drongo.

is this thread where pakis and indians gather the most on this site?

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The Dark Third.

>crickets

>>76651181
new album WHEN

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twin peaks lads

https://www.fb.com/DiscerningCricketMemes/videos/1831012020542694/

every ausgod should get it

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Gatecunt is SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING

Almost got happy because I though I heard a cricket reference in a song.

Samit Patel on shock england return watch

www.timesofindia.com/sports/cricket/news/anil-kumble-steps-down-as-india-coach/articleshow/59237922.cms
Anil kumble steps down as Indian Coach

>Reportedly,Kohli had strong reservations against Kumble

Fuck off pissrat,You don't treat a cricketer like Kumble who played through a day with a broken jaw in that manner

india should hire me as coach