PORTUGAL vs MEXICO THREAD 2

>>76624748
good times

2nd for /a/ and mexican beisbol

WARNING: This thread is strictly non-anime zone!

>>76624748

>he rates bariaga

>>76625689
this

>not thread #3

>chicanos fail to pronounce Mexican names
>arabic commentator does it perfectly

How

I want André Silva to play.

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You are watching the game with your friends, right?

>that lack of speed from Ronaldo

Feels

:(

>>76625677
>>>/a/

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lads...

>>76625717
english has no X sound

tsuuuuu getting frustrated out there

>>76624748
>1-0

fake news, sad!

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>tfw fathers day

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>>76625723
Ja. Cuse ur my friend.

>>76625717

Chicanos have been infected by the stupidity of non-phonetic languages

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>>76625689
Make me, nerd.

>>76625745
many such cases

wheres tecatitinho

> 2017
> still no Portuguese / Mexican gf

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>>76625705

Who should I root for in this "tournament"? Which team has the lowest number of weeb bandwagoners?

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russia is a 3rd world country

shit game desu

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portugal pls dont fuck this up

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>>76625689
>>76625705

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>>76625723

>>76625751
>implying father's day shall not be at 2nd sunday of august

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>>76625719
Save this one, yours is painful

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>>76625728

Thank god for the technology

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I just got a txt from a gril i was gunna have a lunch date with that she can't make it anymore.. I look up her Snapchat and she is with her friends

JUST
U
S
T

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>por - mex

it's almost like brasil vs spain

Nth for Cameroon winning the confederations cup

>>76624748
any good streaming is full of fake streams for fucks sake. Somebody help pls.

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>>76625767
>>76625775

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>>76625775
>>76625758

>Silva brothers on the bench

What is wrong with Portugal?

>guerreiro playing like shit

fuck dortmund, what did they do to our boy?

>58 min
>1-1

Is this the power of CR7 guys?...

SO why are there so many more Mexicans in the stadium than Portuguese? Are the Poortugals too unironically poor to travel to Russia?
>>76625769
New Zealand

METE O ELISEU E O SEMEDO SEU CORNUDO

>>76625809
>120 million Mexicans
>4 million Portuguese
makes you think

>>76625787
Kill yourself manchild.

Holds it. Holds it!

>>76625793
I want to watch it with my father but there's no real stream whatsoever. And our tv cable doesn't show it. Help a white anon like me please

>>76625789
Ahhh it feels all too familiar
Sorry brah

>>76625789
women are the enemy

Andre Gomes is fucking horrific

>>76625821
>ywn be that mad at 7-1

andre gomes is fucking garbage

the announcer on fs1 is incredibly bad

>>76625793

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7bCVQsSWg8&ab_channel=elsykazan

>>76625809
Mexico is the only country that cares about this tournament.

>>76625828

Instal Mobdro on android

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>Bernardo not getting in


fuck Fernando, he's acting like this is a friendly

>>76625824
reddit soccer stream

>>76625838
People always say Mexican broadcast is better so fox gets a Mexican broadcaster and then people still complain.

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>>76625787

>gerrardo torrado

Lol wtf he's still playing?

I tried to buy him in FM08 but Ejido rejected my bid

Gios fucking shit!!! Wtf osorio!!! REEEEEE

>we unironically almost won this tournament a few years ago

>>76625789
Don't date. Dating is stupid. Don't play their stupid games.

>Gelson

Welcome to Liverpool Football Club la.

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>this fs1 commentator

>18-18
somebody make a collage of this memecup a la libertadores

>>76625848
At least Gelson is playing. Now we hope for André to die.

>>76625848
Isn't this a friendly tournament?

Friendly memento that anime is a mental disease and people who watch anime / read mangas and are into japanese culture are most likely pedophiles who should be confined from society.

>>76625848
>he's acting like this is a friendly
But it is.

>Andre Gomes still in

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>>76625801
>saying no anime to bait others into posting anime
sasuga, anon

>>76625789
Look for a better woman.

>>76625791
Bimbo polack is this you?

ADRIENO?
GELSON?

QUE PORRA É ESSA

>Portugal thinks they can meme their path to the finals with ties again

Tactical geenus

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You now remember Gio, the mexican Pelé, the future GOAT, the next Maradona

>>76625793
https://ok.ru/videoembed/296177573545

)

This linesman is so fucking useless.

>>76625855
>gay as fuck chairs

>>76625819
>40 millions argentines
>3 million uruguayans
>lose the copa america in argentina
What did you mean by this?
Also portugal is more like 10 millions

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>>76625855
literally noone cares about russian soccer tho. itsjust a way for ur oligarchs to launder money

>>76625899
proof that la masia is overrated

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>>76625689
Really makes you think.

>>76625840
We care too. It's our only chance to win this shit in our history.

>>76625895
That's what Chile did in the last 2 Copas.

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If we lose its gonna be another national tragedy.

Don't fucking do this to us, Mexico.

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>>76625828
>>76625793
rojadirecta

firstrow

(get an adblocker like ublock)

>>76625794
imagine being such a child that you get mad at harmless drawings

>>76625876
>>76625872
NO!

>>76625910
>argentina is good at basket, rugby, tennis, hockey, boxing, motorsports
>uruguay uses 3% of their GDP for football

are the russians screaming mexico

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>>76625895
>this meme cup being anywhere near the level of the Euro

>drive into a forrest fire

What did 60 portuguese people mean by this?

>>76625917
>tfw snail get erased
Why the best lolis get the most crude endings?

>layun playing
>layun getting called at all

Can't wait for this meme to die. Same goes for Ochoa

>chicano commentators again

Just fyck my comfy up

>>76625911
better than laundering money thru Jew art and (((real estate)))

>>76625935
The Euros is a joke nowadays. Too many teams qualify and too many teams can make it out of the group stage.

>>76625853
i've heard mexican broadcasts that were great. maybe its because this guy is announcing in english and he's not used it.
the fox english teams for the champions league are great as well.

>this is the current European champion
Watch them fuck up every game and still win the damn thing. TSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>76625941
Ochoa meme is too old and too strong. It won't end until he retires or dies.

Someone give me an explanation as to why the hell andre Gomes is a starter for Portugal?

>>76625888
who? nope.

>>76625895
There is no need to be upset.

>>76625952
>brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrap

>GOMES

>>76625962
I WANT THAT NIGGA TO DIE SO MUCH HOLY SHIT

Can someone explain me why André Gomes is playing?

Literally who?

ANDRE GOMES CANT EVEN SHOOT THE BOL

>>76625881
Get your moeshit away from Bkub's great jokes

>i rate gomes

>>76625948
implying russians dont do this in addition

>>76625962
He was decent at Benfica.

>>76625967
Aww

>>76625951
A FUCKING

where the fuck is bernardo

>Layun

>>76625934
yup
we know scream puto on russia 2017

I giggle a bit everytime they say Pepe.

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>>76625952

>>76625926
SAME HERE.

Where's my boy Vierinha??

>barcelona players

>>76625976
New Xavi lad

>>76625990

DENTIST
E
N
T
I
S
T

>>76625937
>Fire in all directions

What did Hans Muhammed mean by this?

>>76625988
>decent
No. He is Felipe Augusto tier.

>>76625989
:^)

VAI A PUTA QUE TE PARIU CHRISTIANO CHUTA ESSA BOLA PORRA MANDA O FOGUETE NO ANGULO CARALHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TAVA LIVRE PORRA DOENTE BURRO DA PORRA MERMAO!

>>76625941
>Vela out
What the fuck osorio

howling

>>76625988
oh ok it's explained.

maybe they sent an e-mail to the federation

>>76625991
this coach is retarded os he doesnt like bernardo

>>76625995
Pepe is a symbol of Trump and white supremacy

>>76625934
Russians always root for the white team.

>>76626014

muh rotations

If soccer is ever to become popular in the States, they need to kick out all chicano commentators and get some white people in

1st Tsunaldo baby tantrum

>>76625935
>the level of the Euro
>the city of England losing to a dentist and porn director
>the city of everyone playing like shit except Francistan and Poortugal
What did he meant by this?

>>76626014
Fuck Osorio tbqh, Vela was the best player against USA and was great today.

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>>76625952
best ass'n'legs passing by

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>The champion of euro meme cup ties with the champion of conperrocacaf cup

Really makes you think

Portugal please, 3 draws isn't enough this time.

>>76626010
Yes, but he played well in Benfica.

>>76626023
Russians going full 88

is Talisca playing?= I heard he's pretty good

>>76625988
he really wasn't, Enzo Perez was the starter

i thought penaldo was supposed to be good

>>76626038
nigga u about to lose to camarões

>>76626050
talisca is brazilian

>>76626050
>Talisca

>>76626033
FRIENDLY REMINDER IT THE WORLD WERE NOT CURSED BY CONGOLOMBIA EXISTENCE 7-0 WOULD NOT HAPPEN

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>>76626037
krautist go home

>Layun

>>76626022
Wtf I love Pepe now.

>Layun

>>76626058
that explains a lot

>>76626050
hes brasileño

>>(((Layun)))

Can't wait for the literal chimp out tonight.

Do Cameroon's use Vuvezelas??

>>76626023
black power

>>76626074
Racists out

So basically uglier Di Maria and the 5'7 jerry curl are bossing up Gomez 6'2 and the Euro winning midfield. Very interesting.

>>76625990
WORLD CUP

>Portugal must field a team full of Brazilians in order to have a shot at winning

Makes u think

Fuck you Layun
FUCK YOUUUUU

>>76625951
This.
I mean even this team that lost against a dentist make it out the group stage.

>(((andres cantor)))

WHY THE FUCK IS LAYUN STILL BEING CALLED

>>76624748
Fucking pathetic performance lads.

>>76626090
>bossing
What game are you watching? Mexico doesn't have more energy, they want the game to end

>>76626084
Who are they playing against?

>>76626037
When is she gonna start playing tennis again, though

This half has been like the Simpsons game.

>>76626102
retarded starting eleven desu

>>76626090
TIKI TAKA VS MOURINHO TACTICS

>Ronaldo literally on cruise control so he doesn't get injured and ruin his transfer to manu

hes coming home

>>76626100
HE IS OUR ONLY WHITE PLAYER.

adrien silva is handsome

I love Pitana!

>>76625941
I hope layun dies

Based Anon please make a webm of ChicaDIOS megging and dribbling past two players. I need that!

>>76626095
He's back to Veracruz level that injury fucked him up

>>76626089
>keeps anti white racist rapefugees pouring in

when is layun getting subbed?

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I guess you could say Portugal is getting

BURNED

Andres Guardado is playing like a fucking boss in this game.

>>76626037
>this is a 10/10 ass for germans
This make me sad.

Is everyones last name In portugal Silva?

>>76626098
To be fair, they lost against Iceland in the ko round.

How close is Portuguese to Spanish? Can they understand each other? Or are they all talking in Spanish.

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>manlet

>>76626090
>Euro winning midfield
>No João Mário
>No Renato GOATnches
really makes you think

>>76626135
>who is christiano ronaldo

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and the poortuguese wanted me to watch their league....

>>76626111
CHILE KEK

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE

>>76626031
As opposed to Copa América that has like 2 decent teams?

>>76626126
I need this too

>>76626131

When Osorio gets fired

>>76626142
easy to understand

>Can't even winning possession against Mexico.

can layun actually make those?
t. white american male

>>76626142
If we talk slow it's pretty mutually understandable

>>76626135
Yes.

just tuned in

how are portugal struggling vs these mostly literal whos?

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>>76625981
you seem mad, anon

>>76626129
>french saying this

>>76626131
>>76626100
https://twitter.com/Miguel_layun/status/835529717814079488/photo/1

>>76626142
as close as French is to Italian.

>>76626135
almost

WTF PORTUGAL?

https://www.debate.com.mx/mundo/Suman-62-muertos-por-incendios-forestales-en-Portugal-20170618-0056.html

>>76626165
No

>>76626122
This desu

PERRO

>>76626142
They are all talking in English, the lingua franca.

Why isn't Pizzoza playing?

>>76626142
the portugese can probably vaguely understand european spanish
the mexicans wouldn't have a clue

>>76626135
Mine's Gomes

>>76626165
not even in his wildest dreams.

>>76626135
(((SILVER)))

>>76626155
That's a bit too generous. Not a single Latin American team would be able to beat a top European team.

we really got exposed didnt we

>>76626135
João Silva

Is the most common name I bet 50 dollas

>>76626142
Yeah, they're mutually intelligible, like English and Irish.

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>>76626144
wew lad

is this the eromanga thread?

>>76626147
is a puto

>>76626098
I know you're trying to make some ebin banter but you're actually right. England played like shit throughout the Euros. The thing is that the new format encouraged the other teams in our group to park the bus. If they had actually tried to attack, we would have probably lost all our games.

This is a meme cup why arent they attacking?

>the absolute state of modern football

>>76626196
Still time for a meme goal or 2

>>76626193

>costa rica

>>76626135
Silva is fairly more popular in Brazil than in Portugal. I once went to class with, unironically, three Lucas Silvas.

I've already seen this episode lads. Portugal tying every game and winning it all in the end.

It's gonna work again, right?

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>tfw we'll never play comfy Confederations Cup because we'll never ever win a tournament because we never even qualify for tournaments

>>76626171
just pinpointing the irony of his reply stupid indio

>that one Tunisian flag
for what purpose?

>>76626169
>m-muh uefa

how accessible is for yuros to go to Russia? is it expensive? train or flight?
from this side of the world is expensive af.

>>76626211
even if we win this game was an embarassment

Portugal gonna win?

>>76626186
HA!

WE CAN UNDERSTAND MORE EUROPEAN PORTUGUESE THAN BRAZILIAN.

>>76626219
TTTTTTSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

my god, are FS1's chicanos this bad all the time or are they acting extra-hard to act stereotypically mexican today?

>>76626155
Copa america has ore than 2 decent teams and almost no meme teams.
Even bolivia is above the average in the world stage. You can't say the same about san fucking marino.

>>76626219
it works if we don't face germany.

germany is the portuguese kryptonite.

>>76626220
Join Oceania federation.

>>76626228
>getting dominated by Mex7c0

>>76626204
Be careful with that language, FIFA may arrest you.

>>76626212
One tournament wonder.

>>76626229
yep
it's all fun and games until tsu gets a tap in

>>76626220
U21 confederation cup when?

>>76626214
Lucas is a cool name, I'm glad there's not many of them in Portugal

Yaaaawn
This shit is simpsons tier

BLACKOUT, BLACKOUT!

>>76626227
Eh, pretty cheap I think. rouble is weak af

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>its a taxing job for ronaldo

>>76626242
Ever since Drumpf was elected, Mexicans (and Latinos in general) have decided to be even MORE boldly Latino, as a form of resistance.

>>76626228
Every game except for the semi and the final were an embarrassment in the euro. The only reason this feels embarrassing is because people actually think they can win this c up

>>76626242

mexico games make more money for fox than us games

DIVENALDO

>>76626134
I did not expect you to have the same taste in asses as white people t bh

>>76626231
This is also true to us. It's easier for us to understand european spanish than mexican spanish. I'm trying to learn spanish because I want to visit México but my listening is still utter crap.

>>76626135
is we like to have tree/plant names

Carvalho, Silva , Pereira , Nogueira

>>76625853
That has more to do about murican commentators not knowing shit about football so they say crap that is just filler and mexicans are more knowlegeable so they tend to say actual match related stuff.

Unless you were refering to english commentators as guys from england, then you got me, I have no clue

>>76626260
dog name

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>>76626089
Suck my dick m8.

>>76626201
>>76626144

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>quite a taxing job for ronaldo

>>76626274
retard

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>>76626245
we used to be portugal's kryptonite

>>76626245

Next to forrest fires

>quaresma

>>76626256
If they change the rules and U21 might mean anything, any proper Englishman is going to crumble under the pressure, like he ought to.

>>76626254
What did (((he))) mean by this?

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>quite a taxing job for ronaldo

>>76626267
that is retarded

>>76626220
Moving to Concacaf when?

>>76626251
fifa only cares money, like the (((best allies)))

>That refs hair
Just

>>76624748
>quaresma

>>76626214
Of course is popular, you brazilian trashs are cum stains from Portuguese ancestors.

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>argentines consider spain and italy white european

>>76626304
england is just unlucky

>>76626267
>as a form of resistance.
>just makes it easier for ICE to recognise who they are
>Mexican """""""""""intellectuals"""""""""""

You're going back to, Paco.

>>76626299
Edgy

>announcer 1sec in the future

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>76626201
moar aneemu feet pls

How did that white guy make Portugals team?

Where is Andre Silva

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>best two teams ever they said
>chicharro vs penald match of the year they said
>non stop action they said

>>76625933
Come on, Buenos Aires alone has more population than Uruguay, you lost on that logic

>>76626326
arabs and middle easterners are "white" in your census

>>76626326
But Italy IS white. Let's hear your argument, you fat, balding piece of shit.

>>76626332
fucking TDN.

Are there ties in confederations?

Give me a quick rundown on Gelson.

>>76626336
Adrien? He looks average to me. But he's half french.

>>76626220
cheeky scandanavia/british ilses confederation when?

when will fogo becomes a potuguese lastname?

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>>76626291
DIVEVALDO

>>76626337
they got him mixed up with adrien silva on the lineup and didnt notice in time

>>76626220
You could apply for CONMEBOL through the falklands. though that won't change anything because I doubt england would make anything in a copa america.

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>>76626335
>they air this in japan

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Quaresma looks like one of those mexican criminals trump always talks about.

absolutely disgusting.

here come hermoso Peralta

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>>76626201

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Was Ariaga there?

>poortugal's been pretty poor

>>76626322
Legend says people who didn't have a family name adopted Silva but I have literally no source on that. We also translated many other surnames from other places, so we have surnames in portuguese that were not supposed to me (such as Marques from di Marco and de Pádua instead of Padovani).

>>76626329
I'm not Hispanic I'm just telling you what I've witnessed firsthand. The illegal ones probably have been more careful
>>76626312
I guess it's a way of sticking it to the man

>>76626342
Re-read the conversation, it was never my logic

Also, Uruguay won parking the bus + goalkeeper had a great night + penalty shootout

>>76626341

1st half was good

2nd half is just them both playing safe

I barfed so hard right now, Jesus.

https://youtu.be/z7bCVQsSWg8

Jonathan best player on field

Do portugal think theyre still playing the euro?

I want portugal to win just to shut these fucking FS1 spic commentators up

they are chatting shit at every single opportunity

>>76626341
Who the fuck said that m8 you got swindled

>>76626350
only south tyrol

Why is this stadium so empty?

>>76626360
Ah that explains it.

>>76626369
He is a gypsy.

NO ERA

C'mon Portulel this is our D team

Poortugal is shit

>>76626276
In our case its because portuguese ppl pronounce like spaniards or galician. for example I understand 95% galego.

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>Andre Gomes

Mendes could sell snow to a snownigger

>>76626354
obviamente

>>76626350
t. josé baldini

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>gomes

>>76626365
Reddit memer pls go

>>76626341
Literally who said this lmao

>>76626389
russians are poor.

>>76626169
It sounds like you think Poortugal are good and not just a one man team that carries them over

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VINTAGE ANDRE GOMES