/cric/ - the cricket

>>76622298
first for pakistan wins

>>76622308
mashallah

>strayan /sp/
>guys, check out who I found on tinder today
>WOOOOOOOO SEAN WALKGOD XDDDDDDD STRAYAN CUNT WOOGS BTFO

worst /cric/ thread ever. i think we need the Poos back.

walkcunt on suicide watch

just checked my spam box for my janny acceptance email lads

i will love to see the reaction of hypernationalists if india loses. all those father's day jokes gone in water

>>76622320
Ummm how about no.
Sorry sweetie.

India will win. Cap this.

I am worried

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>That Kohli feel

Lads, what's the best thing to throw at his house? Should fire be involved?

Mohammad "Abdul Abulbul" Amir will get a 5for

Cap this.

yea talk virat nah

>>76622338
its the only reason I even care about this game

>>76622318
LE FUGG LE WALGGUND XDDDDXD

>>76622318
Holly or ellyse m8?

t. zerogoose

>>76622298
I thought it's halal to depict allah?

>>76622360
>American

Please just leave

>>76622370
I hate my country desu

>>76622383
very halal brother it cannot be more halal

>>76622360
bricks wrapped in lewd pictures of anushka

>>76622387
some burgers are okay

I enjoy Fat Hump Gay's posts

What percent of the brit flags here are poo/paki disprosa?

>>76622376
Easy

Holly, Ellyse is too old

>>76622415
here mate

wicket this over

>>76622387
Leave like England in the group stages next year? Leave like you're up against Pakistani spin? Leave like Lewis Hamilton's F1 reign? Am I understanding this right?

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>1 image thead

fucking mobile posters

>>76622446
Stop using all the bandwidth you cunt.

>>76622434
mate

>>76622434
ELITE post

>Dhawan

AMIR SHOW RECORD HIGH RATINGS

I am the eternal prophet of test cricket

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>India

India gonna be AO for 100 jej

Glad to see the Amir Show beginning to return to its Season 1 highs

>Shitkar Fagwan

>Ganguly choking in the box

one of the better days of my life this.

>>76622441
What an awful fucking post.

>>76622468
and ODIs too

How do I convert to Islam lads?

Can MS Dhoni resurrect this innings?

dirty h*ndu dogs

fuck the pakis they're shit at cricket they paid off to win I bet

i'd have committed suduko if I hadn't already ordered pizza

2 boundaries this over

>>76622504
'no'

which player's house is getting burned tonight lads

back from the wogball lads
think i might nip off to work though

>>76622492
BANTER = [ ] HANDLED

on to the ad-hominems we go....

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>dhoni to score 71 (145)
>india to lose by 176 runs

Atleast we're winning at hockey. r-right lads?

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>38/3

NOOOOOOO, IT WAS HER TURN

AMIR SHOW
BALDING AMIRFAG CONFIRMED FOR DYING HAPPY

>>76622514
india need 90 boundaries more, they are the poo

>>76622524
all but confirmed m8
can't wait for the fathers day jokes on social media too

>>76622525
This

>>76622514
wew

>>76622517
afridi for not doing this ever in his lifetime

I need to have a shower to go out for dinner but I'm too hungover and this blanket is mint

>>76622532
we won the last one m8, good to have the retarded little brother win one every now and then

>>76622547

WTF HAFEEZ FUCKING MATCHFIXING CUNT

>Hafeez is going to ruin the meme of the decade

>yfw somehow, Pakistan choke this

8 runs in this over

is this, dare is say it, yuvi's swansong

wicket maiden this over

>>76622525
are you guys finally getting gud yet?

seriously the level of hockey from india and pakistan over the last couple of decades has been abysmal

i'm the allah of cricket. ama

>le dhoni is big match player meme
fuck right off

>>76622603
When will Ireland get test status?

>>76622603
What is a good game to play on my toaster?

>>76622597
one ball to go, on track so far

>>76622603
is Ian Bell the greatest batsman of all time?

>>76622603
who's the aisha of cricket
qt rooty?

>>76622603
Why can't England have two good openers?

inshallah boys do well

>>76622624
Knifey spooney pajeet

INDIA WINS THIS MATCH WITH 5 WICKETS IN HAND SC THIS

>>76622624
Mount & Blade

>>76622498
Don't bother

link for hockey stream?

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>Sign up on Willow TV becuase /sp/ won't give me a stream
>Ad breaks are full of Indian-American Insurance/Matrimonial ads

RRR is only 7.48
india got this

>>76622662
yeah they're fucking hilarious

>"Relax people. Pakistan have outplayed India until now. But the game isn't over yet and neither does India suddenly becom a bad team if they lose today. Sometimes you just have to hand it to the opposition and say well played!" Well said, Prathik Roy
indians already conceding defeat

>>76622662
Fucking mental stuff 'innit

>>76622662
>/sp/ won't give me a stream
google isn't hard to

>>76622648
>not a UAE flag
not believing this

>>76622624
hitman blood money
bayonetta
skyrim
gta 5

>giving hafeez an over in between your seamers dominating
was it autism?

>>76622681
kek

>>76622678
use

>>76622662
cricfree sc m80

>>76622686
>pakistani captaincy

>>76622624
<<<KINO WARNING>>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV02RsYR9Qg

>>76622603
Is cancerlad the greatest cricketing genius of all time?

>>76622655
Why? Clearly Allah is the one true God.

>>76622603
Is 9 episodes of Dougie a David Lynch prank?

>>76622706

Don't Rain on our parade, mate.

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Does Trump follow cricket?

>>76622603
dont mean to be rude mate but you didnt answer any of the questions

>>76622720
Dougie scenes are the best you utter pleb

>>76622733
Just like the real Allah then /tips fedora

>>76622718
have it yaweh m8

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>dhoni 1 (10)

>>76622734
I never said they weren't

>>76622718
>Unironically believing in a sky man in 2017

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>>76622727
Yeah mate

I love it when dhoni completely ruins a chase for india and pajeets defend him because he was an ok player a decade ago

>>76622741
reported to police for hate speech

>>76622751
User was killed for this post

>>76622750
right, you're correct then

>>76622741
lmao

>>76622746
but muh clutch player

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>>76622756

saved. thanks.

>>76622727
not only does he follow cricket, he is a patrician who appreciates one of the GOAT strokemakers

>>76622773
Still here

Rashid Khan>Shadab Khan

>>76622751
reported for apostasy

>>76622762
only normie casuals

>>76622789
Steve Bucknor is a bad (or sick) umpire! Terrible!

>>76622789
Martyn truly was the intellectual's pick from that Australian side
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZBLa7e5_4Y

>>76622751
Off to the swordsman

>>76622796
he's probably better than yasir shah too Lets be honest

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I HURT MYSELF TODAY

OUT

>Poovraj

Aahahahahaha

lmao how was that not given out

>>76622789
pakistan are the best goat strokemakers

kek

KEK

K - E - K

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>25°C
this is no way to live

gr8 review desu

Boss just called me lads gotta go to work

fugg

>>76622618
2019
>>76622624
http://cursors.io/
>>76622636
Barry Richards
>>76622640
Hasan Raza
>>76622643
import more indians
>>76622717
yes. but not the only one
>>76622720
sorry i don't watch tv. television is haram

ulimate keks

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>>76622751
>not believing in Allah and Prophet Muhammad (sallallahu alaihi wasallam) after todays performance

>>76622842
maybe he thought it was bat first

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>>76622849
Fucking 30 here in London mate

Holy shit why is winter /cric/ so cozy

ahahaha just tetire already poovraj

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>lost £22 betting on Pajeets

>>76622856
Is that what you call your bull?

>>76622849
I blame the tories for this desu

>tfw comfy northern weather

>>76622876
RIP

>DHONI

>DHONI

HAHAHA

>jadhav, pandya, ashwin, jadeja, dhoni
off to work lads

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DHOOONI

kek
KEK
K E K

OGRE

FUCKING COLLAPSE
>G O N E
>O
>N
>E

>>76622849
literally our weather here right now

pak have a bunch of exciting young cricketers , from out of nowhere they have a good team

pizza came but i certainly didn't

>MS Dos

Wow

fucking lmao

absolute rape

>>76622338
>>76622370
>>76622395
i can understand if you hate india, but if you want india to lose to pakistan you are a cancer and should be put to death

and it is not about religion, i wouldn't give a single fuck if India lost the final 10 times in a row to bangladesh or UAE or some other muzzie country

wow, who predicted this

absolutely btfo

helicopter coming lads

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>>76622882
>made £60 betting on my team

PAKISTAN ZINDABAD

Indians khabhi nai recover keringeh

LMAO

>>76622925
let it be man, contrarian fags are cancer

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>>76622925
btfo

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>I rate Dhoni

>>76622932
Betting is haram bro

always bet on allah

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Post yfw india all out for >100

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as a choker, i can spot a choke.

this is a choke.

>>76622928
oh i was late

>54/5

NOOOOOOOOOO, MAUK-A MAUKAAAAAAAAA, IT WAS OUR TURNNNN

>>76622925
SEETHING

Latin Transliteration:

Pak sarzameen shad bad

Kishwar-e-Haseen shad bad

Tou Nishaan-e-Azm-e-aali shan Arz-e-Pakistan

Markaz-e-yaqeen Shad bad

Pak sarzameen ka nizaam Qouwat-e-Akhouwat-e-Awam

Qaum mulk saltanat

Painda tabinda bad Shad bad Manzil-e-murad

Parcham-e-Sitara-o-Hilal

Rahbar-e-Tarakkeey-o-Kamal

Tarjuman-e-mazee-shaan-e-Hal Jan-e-Istaqbal

Saaya-e-Khuda-e-zuljalal

Reminder that I tipped Pakistan to win

>>76622927
I did

>>76622932
hijro ki tarah kyun likhta hai bhai

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>>76622956

>>76622974
based Reality Check

got any tips on my chances with Caroline?

>>76622925
I just like seeing hubris getting destroyed.

>>76622925
*tips*

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BUY EFFIGIES

BUY FIRELIGHTERS

>>76622925
>taking the rivalry this seriously

>>76622991
Caroline who?

How did this happen?

>can hear the fireworks here
Kek
>>76622944
>>76622925
Just what I wanted to see

>>76623008
not much, what's caroline with you?

Hot as dicks today, comrades.

I don't think my twenty year old desk fan can take much more.

Lads I'm headed to Lolhi's house. Anyone wanna join me?

patelvis the indian elvis would be disappointed with Indian team today.

>>76623008
wilson m8

>>76623008
Caroline Ngo

Chances of dhonis house being set on fire?

>>76623005
>not taking it this seriously

I don't think you understand, these fuckers on our are going to need police protection and motorcades after this defeat if they are to return to poodia

>>76623031
be sure to torch his brother's ferrari, fucker drives around like he's the one who earned it

>Sanjay and Warne
Fucking mute

>>76623014
I heard there were a couple of fireworks when Pakis the semis. It must be like diwali today?

>>76623008
Caroline Poocas

>>76623012
india's spinners bowled like shit
amir is elite

simple

>>76623031
already took a cheeky poo behind his house m6

>>76623031
where are you? I'm in Punjabi Bagh right now. come join me

let's throw firebombs at his house

>>76623055
Pakis won the*

>>76623051
i like warne and cuckullum desu, manjrekar is the only one i can't stand
even rameez raja is tolerable

>Go for a shit
>Come back
>India 62/5

What happened?

>>76623070
reported to ajit doval

>>76623035
She's married, but if you get a good job at 3AW and hit her up for a smoke during her break I wouldn't be surprised if she would be after a bit of boy toy cheating. You have to play it nice though, don't try any of that bad boy macho bullshit on her. Good luck.

>>76623031
>>76623063
>>76623070
Livestream pls
Rape his wife while you're at it

>>76623051
>actually paying attention to the commentators

>>76623035
>>76623016
>>76623056
not me please ignore these ""people"" Reality Check

>>76622808

Thanks lad, here for the nuclear poofair

>>76623012
Indians can't bowl for shit for some reason and have nothing close to Based amir

>>76623070
Meet me at the Tilak Nagar metro station la.

>>76623086
reminder that manjrekar is the guy who said ashwin = kumble + sangakkara

Both teams are third world, just how much do these guys earn from cricket for their shitty countires?

>>76622792
Its Iftar time. Let's talk about it after Taraweeh.

Reminder that the media here is talking about some irrelevant sports right now which half our population wouldn't even know about had India not be losing.

>>76623124
kek really?

>>76623045

>i take the rivalry super seriously because the unlettered villagers take it super seriously too and will literally lynch members of their losing national team if they get the chance
Ah I see, you're no better than the rural savages. Carry on bhai

>>76623093
poo m8

>>76623119
millions of dollars

>>76623119
more than your queen does

>>76623031
based rapist

>>76623134
yes

go watch a livestream of any indian newschannel on youtube, they are SEETHING

>>76623124
>implying anyone in India cares about cricket
Hockey is the national sport m8

Is Hasan Ali elite?

>>76623160
Hassan Alite

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Are you savoring the schadenfreude lads?

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minder to pajeetanons to do this before posting

>>76623124
Media can talk bout whatever.. all india still crying.

LMAO EVERYONE GOING HAM ON HOCKEY RIGHT NOW

LITERALLY NO ONE WANTS TO TALK ABOUT THIS COLLAPSE, I CAN SENSE THE BUTTHURT

>>76623178
what does this mean

>>76623176
getting fremdschamen from your posts lad

>>76623149
Kolkata is the India's city of art and literature. Lots of upper class educated people there.

And they still wrecked Ganguly's house after India lost to Australia in the 2003 final

>>76623156
please post a link, lets all shitpost together

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>>76623176
Of course

>>76623178
why

Can any bro put up a camera livestream in front of kohlis and bumrahs houses thx

I'm not used to there being this many Pakis in a 4chan thread

>>76623151
>>76623152
both indians and pakis? or just indians?

Whats gonna happen to the indian team when they go home lads?

the state of india

Rape live on air

>>76623247
pakis certainly don't earn as much as the indians

Feeling gleeful lads

>>76623116
Creasing

Ashwin is fucking shit

>>76623213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFMaxP6cHh8

THEY SWITCHED TO YOGA LMAO

this is delicious

this is pathetic

Lets start talking about the aftermath lads

Will it be as bad as 2003

>>76623284
lololololol

strangely appropriate

>“If Pakistan win, that means that England didn’t choke,” says Felix Wood. “They merely facilitated this great story. England did this. You’re welcome, world.”

WE DID IT LADS

all this 2003 talk surprises me

did indians actually think they were in with a chance against the GOAT team?

>still fanatically watching cricket
What's your excuse?

>>76623318
holy fuck which cuck said this

>>76623291
it is going to be worse because losing to #1 Australia is not as bad as losing to literal who teenagers from pakistan

I'm predicting at least one cricketer is going to get beat up

>reminder that this is same country whose people trashed yuvraj's house when he choked in the WT20 final

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>>76623331
they always do mate

Crowd leaving but theyre gonna miss the spicy jadeja 250(50)*

>Indian men getting raped en masse

Is it opposite day today?

>>76623176
>tfw she says my name three times in that scene

:3

>>76623318
Well we did create Pakistan so it's like they're doing it for dad on Father's Day.

Thanks son.

>Hit a four
>Nobody cheers or gives a fuck

Indians on completely gone home watch

Is there a team more entertaining than Pakistan. Literally a roller coaster ride for their supporters.

>>76623232
based pakime

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>>76623374
>implying they go home

Lads my name is actually Mohammed and I'm British Pakistani. When I initially posted here someone called me Mohammed and I shit a brick but soon figured it was a meme

>Pakistan having everyone collapse on them

Luckiest team in the world, amirite?

>Indians giving their dad a fathers day present

How thoughtful and kind

bring back amir and finish this

Amir-6 overs for 16 runs

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you should have listened

>>76623159
hockey is not national sport. it was just the cricket of those days

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>>76623391

Alright lads, accepting bets on whose house is getting firebombed tonight.

is there anything worse than "fans" leaving early.

except the whole being indian part

is /myguy/ zachie b in the house?

Can we get a gopro on all the players when they return to india

Who's gonna get hit first? My bets on bumrah lads

>>76623434
if he is, can you ask him why I can't find his facebook anymore?

>>76623291
nah
i feel like people care way less about cricket now then they did back then

>>76623393
>British Pakistani
you're british, not pakistani you dumb fuck

>>76623204
it means your isp can't see what's on your screen

>>76623403
m8...

>>76623430
>>76623441

probably virat or at the very least his gf

>>76623441
>implying anoushka is not getting raped tonight in the designated streets

Twitter bantz on point

https://twitter.com/hashtag/indvpak?data_id=tweet%3A876400968769744896&f=tweets&vertical=default&src=tren

>>76623449
let them see
my truthies are for all

>>76623446
>you're british, not pakistani you dumb fuck
>not having dual citizenship

>>76623212
kolkata cricket crowd is nigger. they were part of the reason we didn't go to finals in 96
lankans must love them for that

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Syrupfag here who is kind of new to cricket, what usually happens when india looses? I assume they take it quite seriously

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>Pakistan Cricket

Its happening lads

The unexpected jadeja 200(40)* is coming

>>76623510
healthy mixture of shame and death threats

>>76623510
they normally burn down a player's house

https://twitter.com/annie_khalid/status/876451861754261504

LOL

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>>76623510
S E E T H I N G

>>76623499
>they were part of the reason we didn't go to finals in 96
think that was the collapse

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>>76623472

Can someone tell me wtf is going on here?

Will Pakistanis now stop with their insane conspiracy theories about the BCCI and terrorism?

>>76623534
Predicting he will make less than 25

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>>76623510

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>>76623547
A player's house that is in India?

>>76623434
Here

On phone at beach

>>76623331
if we had VVS Laxman in stead of Dinesh Mongia

>>76623597
yep

>>76623552
>those thirsty betas
hate social media lads

>>76623610
>laxman only played well against australia
makes sense tbqh

not meming here, I actually feel bad for Indian muslims because at least one of them is going to get lynched by raging pajeets waving tridents for no reason

just tuned in
>89-6
what in the ever loving fuck is this India??

game 3 when?

https://twitter.com/yaseenxl/status/876452743002697728

Banter on full blast

>Paks just fucking around now

I wish they raised the pressure and destroyed us <100 desu

Friendly reminder to all Indiabros: dont burn down you players' houses

I'll probably open my fast with a Pepsi today

>>76623557
man they chimped out and burned the stadium in over 35. who does that
kambli was still on crease

>>76623652
If we finished all out for less than 100 it would have been a fun few weeks for the India NT and BCCI

>>76623552
>Gaurav Jain
>@_GauravJain_
>Didn't you wish your dad happy Father's day by blowing him of??

SEETHING

>>76623664

Just woke up

>>76623673
Open it with a date, brother.

>>76623646
>1 retweet 1 like
did you just link you own twitter?

here's how india can still win

>>76623665
Nice try Kohli

>>76623251
nothing, it's gonna be bau

>50 runs to avoid follow on
Is India gonna have to bat twice in a row in an ODI?
Interesting strat

Anyone else here think that Allah is a really nice?

>>76623634
ganguly dropped him citing his not so good performance in 2002. yuvraj performed the same in 2010 but dhoni picked him and we know the story

>>76623604
whats been happening brutha

>>76623665
it WILL happen, we can't do anything about it

I imagine Indian laddies everywhere are readying their hockey sticks, petrol canisters and lighters

Amir is the greatest cricketer of all time

>>76623744
Fuck nationalism

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>>76623688
Nice

india only need 8 an over
easy

i'm just happy because that punjabi chav Kohli got BTFO

>Kohli is the next Sachin they said

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dear allah,
give me a job next month
ameen

Im sure as hell dhoni wouldnt have made the mistakes kohli made this match

wicket this over

>>76623795
this knock cements him as the next sachin though, they only perform when nothing is on the line

>>76623834
Kohli doesn't even perform then

>>76623830

Kohli doesn't make a good captain but time is coming for Dhoni to retire.