24 Hours of Le Mans 2017: Race Thread #16

Jackie

First for Jackie

REAL STREAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvD1efzOM5w

BIG V8 MOTOR

can Jackie 4Chan do it?

Give Jackie Chan all your Power

The chan

>Childhood is when you idolize LMP1
>Adulthood is when you realize LMP2 makes more sense

Do it 4 chan

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nth for Broken man.

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>On-board Porsche #1 Stream
http://www.porsche.com/specials/en/international/lemans/live/#live-onboards

Quick! Name three cars that aren't Jackie Chan

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Comfy energy for Jackie

Porsche 919 #2 will win

PORSCHE #1 RETIRED
PORSCHE #1 RETIRED
PORSCHE #1 RETIRED

Porsche #2 is now in second place

>>76617674
i crei everytim ;_;

What's the line between LMP1 and LMP2? Is it just the hybrid capability?

>>76617663
Give him your energy!

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JACKIE IS /OURCHAN/!!!

>>76617666
>Deathbed is when you realise GTE Pro was always the best.

What happened to the Porsche of Lotterer?

CORVETTE WILL WIN!

IT WILL WIN

>>76617685
PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS ;_;7

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>>76617681
c-cars that are still in the race?

JACKIE IS THE NEW LEADER

>>76617666
>Childhood is when you think you'll drive a nice car.
>Adulthood is when you realize your diesel shitbox makes more sense than a nice car

thanks polandbro its fixed now

Has a non-LMP car ever won?

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PRESS F

mak wibbah

Isn't it funny that all the classes that use only internal combustion engines have a healthy amount of participants and still provide excitement after 23 hours of racing?

Going to go and watch it now lads
I'll get a few videos and pictures

>>76617678
They should rename it to broken dreams stream

>>76617704
It's a hybrid

#1 RET

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>>76617722

>>76617663
\○/\○/\○/\○/\○/\○/\○/\○/\○/\○/

>>76617719

Hybrids are expensive pieces of poo

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>>76617685
sad

>>76617715
I don't even think a car that wasn't the top class has won

How do we fix LMP1?

>>76617704

Same thing as the Toyotas. Engine ded, couldn't make it back to the pits on hybrid power.

>>76617678
top kek

>Eurosport just now realized that #1 retired
kek, slow

>>76617700
You've got to be fucking kidding me.

Alright, wish me and Jackie luck. Elsa Jean, here I come.

Maybe fap to some Asian porn in his honr.

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LM P1 BTFO

pray for a long SC-phase
\O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/

\○/

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>5 years at Le Mans driving factory Audi LMP1
>best finish 3rd, leave for LMP2
>win Le Mans

>>76617685
F
;_;7

>>76617744
Nice

>>76617735
Porsche GT1, technically

that nigger argie is here. didn't even thank the dude for the stream he was pleading for like a fucking 12 year old

>>76617744
Okay, okay, message received.

How the hell am I getting double-dubs twice in a row?

>>76617744
do ladyboys count too

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He'll be fine.

>that shitty last lap

what happened?

>Stop-and-go-penalty
>can't drive again
HAHAHHAHA WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

>>76617739
Peugeot will fix it

hartley lads

DAMNIT FERRARI
YOU NEED TO START KILLING TO BRING OUT THE SAFETY CAR

>Jackie Chan car 3:32 lap

HABBENING

lmao #13 cucked.

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who are they?

>>76617768
stop and no go

W O B B L E R

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>76617770
They should fuck off with the hybrids and just have lmp2 as the fastest class. Imagine 20+ cars battling in the top class, would be great.

Man, Wobbler's so handsome. No homo.

>>76617775
UNLUCKY FOR SOME

Based wob

>>76617768
>Tfw your starter motor is fucked

Going to jerk off to Wobbler now.

STOP AND STOP PENALTY

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

>>76617770
Will it have 6 reverse gears?

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>>76617771
>Porsche's hope and dreams in the hands of a shaggy mad kiwi cunt.

What timeline is this?

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A quick reminder that Porsche 919 #2 will win

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>Aston martin getting away
>porsche just 14 from it
>ford gt is 36 seconds away from it

>all have relatively new tires

if du-bs GM will get BTF.O

What's the deal with the large fin at the back?

Is it just a horizontal stabilizer?

>>76617799
That's such a beautiful cat

>>76617800
I'm completly lost at this point

Just woke up and the #1 was running, what happened in the past ~10 mins?

>>76617806

Pretty much. Keeps the car going straight, like a rudder.
Rear steps out under breaking = fin pushes back in the opposite direction.

O R E C A

>>76617818
The driver discovered it was a hybrid car

>>76617821
well memed

>>76617805
obligatory reroll

Will Porsche ever recover from this?

if digits, no lmp1 finishers

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>>76617812
Agreed.

>jackie chan is now in first.

>>76617841
Hope not

>>76617841
No.

>>76617842
Re-roll.

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>yfw Toyota #8 somehow finds a way to win

HNNNGGGGGGG TOP QT

>This race will finally kill the the hybrid car meme

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>jackie chan racing literally first

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lmao

Too bad the fucking Porsche will get it before the end.

Was that Rhona Mitra in the pits a minute ago?

Something's got to happen with that #2 LMP1.

It'd be the icing on the cake.

>>76617872
At least they tell you they're unofficial

>>76617872
>broadcast team went to sleep

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>>76617865
>yfw P1 terminal failures are ICE failures

Why did number 1 retire?

Lotterer, no. :(

>>76617872

kek

>>76617872
>Dodge

Shouldnt be giving Jackie Chan energy.

Should be trying to curse the #2 Porsche instead, cause a failure is the only way it can be stopped.

>>76617784
he really is.
totally would.
no homo..

>>76617859
Liru a cute

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Why don't the LMP1's have rear view mirrors?

>>76617685
Why? I tuned in just as everyone started talking about it

Did their engine blow up or something

>>76617872
>default manufacturer is dodge
keks

>>76617893
They have a rear view camera

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>Gemma is back
based

>porsche ad
hehe

>hughes de chaunac has 9 cars to crash into the porsche
He better use them now

>>76617897
Pretty much

>>76617893
Cameras

>>76617893
They have cameras instead

>>76617897
starter fucked up or whatever

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>Can he do it for Porsche lads?

If Porsche win, it's a fucking embarrassing win.

>spending that much money to make your brand look bad

>getting memed by a fin

>jackie chan going full ferrari pitstop

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>tfw the race has been so out of whack you don't even care who wins anymore and just want to see more meme-worthy shenanigans

>>76617897
No oil pressure and it happened at the start of the straight

>>76617914
>when the feet-game is strong

Repeating digits and Porsche #2 dies

That guy earlier was masturbating when both tragedies happened. Quick everyone fap!

>>76617914
wtf i love New Zealand now

>team Jackie Chan
>kicking the car
This is sublime

>>76617893
Because rear view mirrors and turn signals are for pussies.

>>76617902
She looks fat

>in before the wing falls off

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I cant take this

>>76617893
They have them behind the front wheels
look there a transparent part

>#38
wtf is seriously going on

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They just lost the race there didn't they?

Hope someone got a webm of the kick

>>76617938
they never had a chance

they need Porsche to die

>>76617906
>>76617913
>>76617921
Ok thanks senpai's

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>lap record smashed by F1 reject
>62 year old billionaire is racing
>Ho-Pin Tung leading overall by a lap and a half
Nice "race" you've got here

>>76617938
they weren't going to win with or without that balls-up
they need something to happen to the Porsche

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>>76617932

>>76617930
but neither bmw nor audi are participating

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>Be 19
>French
>Have two first names.
>Driving for Jackie Chan's tax dodging scheme
>Leading Le Mans with an LMP2.

How hard is he going to choke?

>>76617944
This.

The Porsche is more fuel efficient and needs less pits.

>>76617935
oh so thats what it is

Is Dakota at Le Mans? Any sightings?

come on, just one SC-phase, that's all I'm asking for.

Why is Mark Webber so good looking lads?

How does he do it?

LMP1 14 laps/1 full tank
LMP2 10 laps/1 full tank

>>76617968
it's the sunken cheeks and the dead eyes

>>76617950
>Betrand Baguette
>Belgian

BLASPHEMY

>>76617968
Aussie magic

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>>76617968
I envy his jaw.

>>76617891

I totally would too.

Absolutely no homo.

>>76617938
they said the porsche is 10 sec per lap quicker and there is about 50 laps left so there is enough time for porsche to overcome

>>76617968
only alpha-gods can survive in the aussie environment

>>76617715
>>76617735
porsche won in 1979 with a GT car

>>76617961
You are going to choke on his cock after he wins

Potentially retarded question: Why do all the LMP2 cars have - GIBSON after them?

>>76617950
>bertrand baguette

>>76617958
BMW's are safety cars. They provide all technical transport.

>3:21.756 for the @2 Porsche.

How hard will it explode?

>>76617987
Spec Engine

>>76617995
fuuug

>>76617987
One engine make to rule them all. And to cut costs. LMP2 is hilariously heaper than LMP1.

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>>76617995

>the 38# is not allowed to win

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>>76618000
she knows what she loves

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>>76617995
holy moley

>>76617995

I bet they feel like bags of sand.

>>76617995
bruh

>>76618009
SHAQTED

>>76617995
Noice

>rebellion
KEK

lmao everyone is having problems with that tail section

>Lucky number 13

>3:21.756
>3:21.799

Porsche #2 is doing it.

>LMP1H the "pinnacle" of technology
>Cars dying left and right
>LMP2 on for the win
>FIA/ACO give bs penalties to the Chin Chan team.
>WHY

The jews did this

How much time did #38 lose compared to a normal pitstop?

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>>76617995
Outstanding taste senpai

>This women never played Laura Croft or had a major role in a Bond Film

Simply unacceptable!!

>You are now imagining British milf power-duo Rhona Mitra and Kate Beckinsale pinning you down and raping you, milking every last drop of cum out of your body for hours and hours

Phew lads

>>76618027
it's going to explode

digits confirms

>>76618031
~20s

>Oreca

>>76618031
Ablut a minute

>>76618024
the starter engine is fucked.

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>>76618009

>Toyota still managed to lose a race that has an LMP2 car leading overall

>Toyota

>Lotterer clearly cried a lot

;_;

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Pray to Tony for the Porsche to die

>He rooted for Porsche

>>76618049
fuck that cunt

>>76618050
still looking good to win it lad

>>76618049
I already prayed to Kevin07

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>>76618043

>it's a "muzzies shitting up the stream-chats"-episode

>>76618049
There's an Aussie in the Porsche. Meme responsibly, Anon.

Lotterer is such a qt. He deserved another win. ;_;

HOLY SHIT, JACKIE CHAN GOING FOR 1-2!!!!!

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JUST WOKE UP LADS

THANK YOU BASED BEAUTIFUL GOD BORSCH IS KILL

BEST TIMELINE

>>76617735
Dauer 962 Le Mans in 1994
>Porsche 962 has been obsolete for prototype racing for a while now
>because a metric assload was produced, the madmen at Dauer turn a few into street legal cars
>Porsche and Dauer smell a tasty loophole and manage to get it classified as a GT1 ride
>in qualifying it completely assblasts anything in its class and breathes down the neck of the lesser LMP rides
>snags the overall win through attrition, getting 1st and 3rd on the podium while Toyota's LMP1 car lands second
>ACO promptly modifies the rules to stop the thing from racing again

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>>76618059
good lad

>>76618065
>he doesn't know

Lads did you know that if you teach a girl, you teach a generation?

>>76618065
>aussie

>>76618072
>porsche is kill
>porsche is going to win

???

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Jackie Chan is ON

>>76618065
tony thinkskiwis are soft cunts

>2 laps ahead

It's going to be close as fuck

>wake up
>jackie chan leading

How on earth? What happened to the Porsche, what happened to Rebellion?

>>76618065
>aussie

>>76618089
it's less than that.

>>76607000
told ya

>>76618076
Just replace LMP1 with GT1 already, complete with road legal cars

>fox crew is literally eating with the mic on
jesus save me

>>76618081
teach those bitches how to swim

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>>76618065
back to school geography lad

>>76618099
>not listening mcnish

>there will be at least 2 LMP2s on the overall podium

How does the podium work at le mans? Do they do an overall podium, then LMP1 podium, then LMP2 etc? because usually LMP1 is the same as overall

How will ACO penalise the JC car?

>>76618093
>>76618102
Is it New Zealand? I blame my dumbphone.

>>76617744
>>76617761
well, i've done my bit


the rest is up to them

>Wake up
>Jackie Chan Racing is winning le mans

Dafuq

>>76618111
ziki sauce in the fuel tank

>>76618113

Not only that, there's two of them.

>>76618109
They usually skip the overall podium as it is the same as the LMP1.

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>>76618113
yeah la'

>>76618113
>Is it New Zealand?
yeah

Does the GT in Ford GT stand for Gravel Tosser?

just woke up

what happened to porsch number 1?

Will Ford ever win?

>>76618135
Oil pressure

>>76618113
We all been up for 21 hours, is understandable

>>76618120
>>76618135
Porsche died. It's the end of the hybrid timeline.

>>76618135
German engineering

Let's face it. Porsche will win.

>>76618141
>3:31 and 3:24
lol, he needs a >10s gap, with a 7s gap he won't make it

>VETTE

>>76618135
Refugees

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popping down to the servo. want anything lads?

>>76618154
a non-shit toyota car

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>BoP

>>76618154
Give us a gatorade

>>76618154
kiwi podiums

>>76618154

Grab us the current issue of The Picture magazine, thanks m8.

>>76618154
ya mum

>>76618154
post-lunch icecream

GO ASTON

GO JACKIE!!!


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>76618154
a porsche breakdown

>>76618154
golden gaytime

friendly reminder that after the next pit stop, Ford will be just 20 seconds away from the corvette

>>76618154
'netto

>>76618154
An English Speaking assistant at the station

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>>76618173

Someone tell ACO, immediately.

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Shit tier race this year

>>76618154
A Ford win

>>76618171
I gave your dad that last night

holy shit, eurosport btfo toytoa
>yes, porsche about to win for the 19th time
>toyota has tried for about 19 times
rude

Is this the best le mans?

>>76618157
dont exist lad
>>76618161
>>76618170
see what I can do
>>76618160
>>76618162
>>76618164
>>76618171
>>76618176
coming up m8s
>>76618178
>>76618191
no luck lads

>board man bullying the cameraman
lmao

>you were also never that tall
manlets btfo

>>76618204

Only if Jackie Chan wins.

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>tfw motorsports will be shit until battery technology gets to the point that formula E can go F3 speeds in a single car

>>76617968
a rigid facial every morning

>>76618154
a popsicle and the latest issue of whatever underwear catalog

>only two LMP1-cars left
weird podium

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don't worry. i'll take care of the porsche

>>76618154
glazed donut and a sugared down coffee, thanks mate

>>76618213
>battery technology
it's a meme la

>>76618154
A bacon wrapped cheese hot dog and a coke.

We can all agree that hybrid was a total failure?

wait, what happened to the porsche?

WASSUP

>>76618228
>>76618210
nice 2008 flip phone

WAAAZAAAAAA in jackie chan's garage

>>76618222

The prior Aston OT of the vette was a thing of beauty, took a LMP2 tow

>>76618235
it was a hybrid

F

>>76618213
Wow, I'm looking forward for it at le mans 2050

>>76618226
>>76618215
>>76618233


just left. sorry lads

>>76618213

IIRC, the battery in the next chassis is almost twice the capacity (KWH), so they might be able to do a full race without meme car swaps.

But they won't ever be remotely close to an F3 car until they stop sucking Michelin's moneycock and put on slicks instead of road car tyres.

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>>76618238
I'm trying :((((

I thought I was imagining things but it was actually real. Wtf

>>76618247
I don't give a fuck what you did greg go back and get me my popsicle
and don't you dare forget the catalog

The toyota is faster than the porsche

>>76617751
god works in mysterious ways

can Toyota make it?

>>76618254
I'll let you suck my dick before bed

>>76618263
not without divine intervention

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>>76618263
No, at this rate they won't even get on the overall podium
>Implying the #8 will even make it to the flag

Porsche swapped drivers and tires and they're gaining 11 seconds per lap now. it's going to be close.
http://www.porsche.com/specials/en/international/lemans/live/#live-onboards

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porsche must be taken out

>>76618269
I dont know if I'd rather see Jackie Chan win or a miracle to happen and toyota take it

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post nap update please
>who fucked them selves
>is jackie winning?

>Europs literally melting in semi-hot temperatures

rekt

>Mark Weber

>Wobbler-interview on Eurosport
my dick

>>76618280

Need some slow zones.

any webms of the toyota incident

>>76618295
that's the last thing they need.

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Just get Rid Of Hybrids
Bring Back Diesel

>>76618298
beautiful car

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mirror

>>76618297
which one xd

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gotta wake up somehow tomorrow

>>76618301
>that 0 in Romania

what's wrong with them?

>>76618298
*unsheats gravel*

>>76618308
both pls

>>76618289
Delet