/heem/

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This is the thread.

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>>76614411
first for t-wood

>>76614424
based brendan 'big brown' schaub poster

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unreal OP

Fourth for Cops

https://www.arconaitv.me/9oneone/

>>76614457
That dead pupper made me sad :(

>>76614436
one thread is made by a spammer and one isn't

>>76614462

Yeah, not much the cops could have done, but shit sucks.

HE DINDU NUFFIN

>>76614472
Yup. Unfortunate situation.

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Anybody need a squirt of Muscle Milk? For sure hit me up my man.

>>76614514
Can't you just chill for one night? Not in the mood for this stuff.

>>76614424
*cringe*

no wonder /heem/ has its lowest-ever unique poster counts now

>>76614522
something really has to be wrong with you for you to still be responding to such obvious bait. you take one week off responding and he'd get bored but you just cant stop feeding the troll

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>>76614558
>literally just making shit up
>the influx of mayweather/mcgregor posters over the past few days has heem at its highest

>>76614560
Maybe you're right and something is wrong with me. I'm here just hanging out watching cops. I didn't ask for him to post that stuff.

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>>76614522
Holy Christ the irony

Runner got btfo

just saw an add for WWE 2k17 on fightpass 24/7. lesnar/hunt is coming up. brock got booked but they sure have no problem replaying this fight. love it

>>76614522
pot. kettle. black.

>>76614623
I think that was a deal Vince made with Dana in order to let Brock save UFC 200. Shill the videogame all night.

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rory

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>>76614522

For sure calm down my man, I was just making sure everybody has enough protein

>>76614645
>everyone
No, you were just making sure I was upset.

These are some very dark episodes of cops.

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T-minus 3 weeks

Have you prepared your offering to the new MW champ?

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>>76614560

I honestly don't care about Springsperg, I'm not doing this to annoy him. I just really legitimately hate Shlob.

>>76614651
Buddeh, for sure Brandy Shlob is a good fighter.

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anyone need help breaking down some big browns?

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are you guys unironically watching a flash stream that made you disable your adblocker that you clicked on from 4chan?

>>76614687
Obviously, you goof, it's Cops.

>>76614651
get randy loop's poop out of your mouth, he's not fucking you, you don't need to defend him on a peruvian flute enthusiast forum.

>>76614692
its not even really cops if its not after bellator

>>76614692
>>76614700

>>76614674
You never even offer valid criticisms of him though, you just say hurr durr sneaker expert durrrr cte travis browne durr. That's why I get so upset. Instead you guys post lame photoshopped images like this.>>76614686 >>76614689 Let's see how defensive you get when you overhear someone nonchalantly degrading one of your sports idols like a blabbering moron.

>>76614721
youre still replying tho

>>76614700
I would agree under normal circumstances but we haven't had a lellator event in weeks and the next lellator event on spike is July 14th.

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>>76614721
>You never even offer valid criticisms of him though
But we've talked about his brain injury

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>>76614686

Right here my man. I tried using a fork, I tried the garbage disposal, but this big brown is too solid. About to whip out the slap chop to see of that works.

>>76614721
What made you his fan? It can't be his sporting achievements, because the best he's ever done is wind up on someone else's highlight reel.

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>>76614721
>being this butthurt

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>>76614739
I just use my finger tbhfam

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>>76614743

FUCK what's up with the subtitles

>>76614739
just drink a pint of water, even if you don't get a full brendan you'll at least squeeze out a tiger

>>76614737
Good one bro hahaha very funny good original content.
>>76614743
I appreciate his drive as an athlete and his ability to innovate and create a life for the fighters outside of MMA through podcasting so people can retire early and not receive unnecessary brain damage. He was the first fighter to do this and become extremely successful. I admire his optimism and ingenuity. I liked his story on TUF how he came from a pro-football background. I became a fan right away.

>>76614780
Yeah, sorry for posting the same thing over and over

Really sucks when people do that

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>>76614729
>future bellator events have mauro and goldie as commentators

oh lord

>>76614780
>he thinks schaub doesnt have CTE
my man..

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>>76614594
>tfw we used to have a female mma fighter who looked more attractive than most super models

Wish she lasted a little longer. Though it was only a matter of time till the rough tomboy mingers emerged to dominate the division.

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>>76614791

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heeminder

According to the local news that Hague fellow is in a coma.

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The octagon should be replaced by a ring of people that push the the fighters back towards the center of the ring. The crowd can also move with the fighters to move the center when appropriate. This would eliminate people grabbing the fence and people avoiding contact for too long.

>>76614794
Not at the same time, sadly.

>>76614780

Can Schaub really be considered a pro footballer if he never played in the NFL?

>>76614822
he was anounced braindead a few hours ago

>>76614822
Nigga braindead famalam.
>>76614821
Ugliest fighter in the UFC, only not the trashiest because Rawlings exists.

>>76614830

But then the family said that he was just in critical, and that the brain death report was not true. Hoping for the best, but those rumours being out doesn't make it look good.

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>>76614791

>>76614830
thanks faggot

>>76614827
He played D1 ball at a good school and made it on to the Buffalo Bills practice squad. At the time there weren't many athletes of his caliber competing in MMA.

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>>76614821

>>76614827
He was the starting QB for the Texans for a bunch of seasons.

>>76614794
Hilarious how Mauro gets bullied out of WWE and is now calling the fight of the millenium. WWE is a joke.

>>76614868
if her husband's dick is smaller than mine im legit going to kill someone

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>>76614791

>>76614892
literally no one cares dude

Hi, I'm wanting to get into UFC. Where's a good place to watch high quality fights?

>>76614986
ufc fight pass sign up with code stockholm

>>76614872
How many NFL games did he play?

>>76614791
topkek

>>76614986
you'll get it for free >>76614992

>>76614411
where's the Holly headkick?

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>>76615020

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>>76614791

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>>76614791

>>76614986
people meme but if you honestly want to get into the sport spring for fightpass. 1000 of fights, tons of live stuff. go to r/MMstreams for ppv and Bellator.

If you subscribe for a year it's 7.99 a month, you can get a week free to see if you like it or find a promo code.

This guy is brilliant.

Was the Matt Hughes train incident a suicide attempt?

>>76614859
Really sucks that he was never really a good fighter and heavyweight is just incredibly shallow, huh.

>>76615087
Can't see what else it might be.

>>76614986
I recommend you start with this documentary

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Smashing_Machine:_The_Life_and_Times_of_Extreme_Fighter_Mark_Kerr

Will get you hype as fuck about mma. Then proceed to checking out other pride champs.
Then get into ufc highlights

I only check /heem/ for schaub posts, I laff so hard

just a little heeminder that i made every webm in this thread and probably close to 70% of the webms that get posted on heem

>>76614885
who's her husband?

>>76615183
Thanks my dude

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Is Barduck Stank a good fighter?

>>76615192

100% a peach

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>>76615183

thanks bro i really enjoy this one

>>76615183
As an artist I must say I admire your energy.

Realistically Bellator is going to give us a Schaub/Big Country rematch.

Schaub is going to call somebody out on the MSG pre show. All signs point to Big Country.

>>76615224
Holy Schaub!

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfyyWOjds6Q

do you agree? comment below

>>76615232
>now that USADA isn't in play, Schaub will try for the rematch

Really made me think.

>>76615249
Can't wait until he's smashing nips around in rizin

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>>76615262

>>76615270
>n-nine years ago!

The new UFC owners are fucking up big time considering they are letting Bellator become better. Bellator now seems like it's on its way to becoming proper competition for the UFC.

>>76615188
Is she UFC bound yet??

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Is he gay?

>>76615332
She's gonna be one of those fighters that never goes outside japan like Aoki

>>76615319
Bellator is on the right track. Hopefully they can become something more than just a retirement playground for old fighters

>>76615332
She's big for rizin right now so I doubt she'll be in the UFC anytime soon

>>76615319
Can't say I feel sorry for the new owners. Ferttitas and White built an empire, they sold it when it was at it's height. They did everything they could to make ufc THE brand, which there is no fault in that, but competition is healthy for the sport.

UFC is what it is, but the people who built it are gone, White will be shit canned at some point. The new owners are all about money, no heart. more and more fighters will get sick of that. Hopefully Bellator can continue to grow.

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>TFW breaking down big browns while browsing heem

who /browsesontheshitter/ here?

>>76615345
>'Cub' Swanson.
>'Bear' is a commonly used term in the gay community for big hairy men

oh for sure he's getting that ass lit up

>>76615183
>close to 70% of the webms that get posted on heem
I'm pretty sure that guy is australian

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>>76615417
>cub swanson
>cum swanson
>cum swapson
>cum swap

lads

>>76615345
Perhaps bisexual. He's banging Dominick Cruz's ex gf.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

whiteboys are FINISHED

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>>76615458

>>76615224
lmfao
there's one of a female chink attempting the same thing and having her hair ripped off of her head

>>76615305
japan rarely has prospects, but they always have legit journeymen

>>76615488
Yeah i saw that one. You could see a fat slab of scalp on the corn drill lol

>>76615112
Are there any decent MMA docos other than this and Choke?

>>76614728

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>76615224
how does this work?

RIP Tim Hague

Boxing claims another

>>76615445
hes banging cat?

>>76615441
this, very disrespectful

>>76615441
australia makes live webms during like 2 events/month and half are of the audience

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127th for Pena

>>76615580
Kendra Perez. Not entirely sure what the hell she does but I think she's involved in the mma industry.

>>76615629

She can 127 my Pena if you know what I mean

>>76615623
Kek piss off

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>>76615569
raw corn and high rpm drill

or he never had teeth in the first place, and placed chicklets in his gums for this ruse

>>76615629
if she had bunda she would be the toppest tier

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Does anyone actually watch the manlet division fights?
If so, why? It's a fucking joke when the ring girls tower over the fighters and could beat them up with size alone.

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>>76615629
brehs

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>>76615641
>raw corn
what were they even thinking?

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Alright fresh webms here lads

Feel free to save them.

>>76615661
genki sudo is too based

>>76615661
saved

>>76615661
me with the flag

>>76615224
>that fucking raw ear of corn
Is this one of those cruel social media "challenges"?

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>>76615661
>>76615705
Final one

>>76615705
>>76615719
i like how they both have the same look on their face when some giant freak is on top of them

>>76615700
>Corn drill challenge
>light yourself on fire challenge
>kylie jenner challenge
Who the fuck issues these challenges?

>>76615661
>>76615705
>>76615719
make some krazy horse webms

>>76615738
it sounds like something /b/ would come up with

>>76615661
>>76615705
>>76615719
i like these tho this was some of the first stuff i watched when i subscribed to fight pass.

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>>76615800
If you search the archives a lot of Krazy Horse has already been done tbf

>>76615813
alright alright alright

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>>76615813

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>>76615825
>>76615824
If you are after anything specific just ask though

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>>76615837

Did anybody else roll today? I did just over an hour, with gi of course. Then I went to cryo and made myself some stir fry when I got home. Got a fight coming up next week.

>>76615825
>>76615837
>>76615850
Ok that's exactly what I was looking for. cheers buddy.

>>76615737
We need these fights back in MMA
Rizin isn't quite there

Webms of Saku murdering some dirty Gracies please.

How does Schaub match up with Anthony Joshua? Honest fan opinions only, please.

Better question, should I marathon the Schaub season of TUF?>

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>>76614426

>>76615912
it's pretty good

though i dislike reality tv. wish we'd get 1-on-1 gameplan training for fight, and the fight. weigh-ins, house bs, other fighters, home videos and other fighter opinions in an extended episode. but the minisode just about the coaches and competitors

>>76615912
Skip all the fights f you do, it has the worst fights of any TUF season and the ufc hasn't done a heavyweight season since because of it

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>>76615879

>>76615944
>>76615947
I'm actually reading about it right now. I've been watching UFC on and off my whole life. Pretty sure I've seen this season when it aired. Pretty sure it ends with Roy Nelson laying on top of Schaub punching him in the ribs until the ref finally says fuck this sucks and ends it

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>>76615961

>>76615971
If you mean the fight in the UFC, no, it was a clean knockout.

>>76615993
I remember Big Country won TUF by laying on top of some guy.

>>76615654
holy fuckin lmao

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>>76615654
>mfw thought they were shoops
no fucking way

>>76615027
lmaoooo

>>76616049

i can only imagine the ruthless amount of bullying this chick had to endure

>>76615654
>they walk amongst us

>>76616004
Requesting BigCountryKOsSomeCan.webm, plz.

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Oh for sure I've been a Holly Holm fan since the Legacy FC days my guy

When you have champs faking injuries or getting stripped because they don't want to face cheating roidmonkeys, that's really gotta tell you that you need to start doing things differently.

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>>76616104

>>76616124
I don't know about you guys but when Holly puts her hair up like that it drives me wild

Ok so IF gooby ever fights again it's going to be against nate or khabilb yes?

>>76616156
it'd drive me wild if she put her forehead up

>>76616174
Or Cucuy
Or Woodley if he feels funny, wouldn't really put it past them to make Maia wait even more

>>76615654
is this real

>>76616174
Nate is the obvious money fight

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>>76616156

>>76615654
i would

>>76616198
>>76616174
Also Nate is already hyping it on Instagram.

>>76616174

nate/goobs is the obvious money fight

goobs/khabib would be good but ferguson/khabib would sell too

>>76616198
I agree I can't think of anyone who even comes close

>>76616192
Woodleys a fucking woman with that fone he should stop ducking cyborg that bitch and cucuy is obviously at least as good as khabib but it doesn't seem likely

>>76614411
based cameraman giving everyone a full body shot

The best fighter on the entire planet is Dejuan Maia

Debate me

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>>76616242

>>76616245
Maia would choke mayweather gi or no gi and it wouldn't even hurt because joy jitser is about being polite

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>>76616242
>>76616252
>she doesn't even fight

>>76616285
neither does tuss

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>>76616049
>filename
kek

>>76616285
lol. game WSW are hot for some reason, I imagine they'd be aggressive as fuck

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>>76614822
F to pay respects

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>>76616320

>>76616331
just brain dead apparently

>>76615654
someone needs to tell her that we've progressed past playstation1 graphics

>>76616331
he annoyed me by clogging up our regional rankings, but it sucks to lose him.

all bangers are equal in death

>>76616331
That shit is all over the news here

>>76616331

Wonder what his opponent thinks. I don't know much about boxing so I can't judge on technicality but physically he looked quite impressive and imposing.

>>76616174
nate, maybe tyron. he will never fight khabib lol

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>>76616320
have another. OP bless

>>76616367
http://edmontonjournal.com/sports/local-sports/former-edmonton-eskimos-player-credits-boxing-for-helping-him-move-on-from-drug-addiction-time-in-prison

Don't read that unless you want to feel like shit.

>>76616338
>Multiple sources confirm Tim Hague awaiting on life support as family makes organ donation arrangements.
the brain is all that matters m9

>>76616394
wtf even happened, he walked out of the ring, did his brain just start swelling afterwards?

>>76616391

That's sad. Hopefully the guilt, if he's feeling any, doesn't cause him to relapse

stop posting about this literal who CANuck.

how long does mcgregor last?

>>76616433
longer than you do in bed faggot

>>76616433
When he's fucking your mom? probably a few seconds ur mom has great tits nigga.

>>76616439
>>76616441
t. triggered redditors

>>76616433
Enough of both of those, let's talk about Schaub.

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>>76616450
>implying igaf this literal who died
its cause ur a casual faggot

>>76616463
Is his latest podcast on youtube yet? I'll be a first time listener. I want to hear his thoughts on the BIG FIGHT, but i refuse to use itunes

Wish Joe wasn't on tour

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>>76616408
>Approximately 500 boxers have died in the ring or as a result of boxing since the Marquis of Queensberry Rules were introduced in 1884.

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/boxing-boxers-dying-or-left-seriously-injured-after-fights-1575159.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Deaths_due_to_injuries_sustained_in_boxing

>>76616408
probably had some really friable blood vessels that couldn't withstand strong shear forces any longer

after that it's just a combination of slowly hemorrhaging into your skull and losing blood supply to vital regions of the brain while it herniates out of the foramen from increased intracranial pressure

Any in ring death is bad for combat sports in general, no matter what level it happens at.

Like I said this is all over the news here, every news network picked it up. If buddy dies, it will not be the last you hear of it. Wouldn't be surprised if it becomes a bit of a big deal.

>>76616466
>im edgy i swear!
kek

>>76616507
ur gay

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women can be pretty fucking spicy at times

is Barton Spuff a good fighter?

>>76616516
look at them both adjust their bras at the same time, lol.

>>76616530
see >>76614892

>>76616533
haha lol!

>>76616516
holy shit

>>76616471
https://youtu.be/2do5gwevlwU

>>76616654
not a bad episode for once

>>76616693
Every abig Brown Breakdown is very good. Tfatk can be hit or miss when they get too silly and detract from Brendans insight.

>>76616718
his insight is fucking shit, unless he is challenged by people like in this one

https://youtu.be/2w6RYCoEeUY
@:59

Notice anything?

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>https://youtu.be/zSYYjY1V3qI
>phttps://youtu.be/geG83OsGXqs

>>76615661
Floyd vs (Prime) Butterbean who takes it

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>>76616758
yeah i still want to kill myself after watching that video

>>76616758
>he bought a meme kit

>>76616758
Unironic fight kit

What's he doing

>>76614859
Ed O'Neill of Married With Children fame, was on practice squad of the Terry Bradshaw era Steelers. He could had made the roster to but he didn't want the life of pro athlete

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MY BOY

>>76616820
that was just a tv show buddy

>>76615654
this cant be real

wuts her name

>>76615641
>Kwak
His name is literally a cheesy comic book sound effect

>>76616933
Julia Jones

>>76616946
better not be a ruse my man

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who is your late night heem official patrician boy?

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First for my girl

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>>76616966

>>76616935
it's literally an onomatopoeia of a duck

>>76617003
it's actually the drug of choice for individuals with speech impediments

>>76616991
Do you have thinking man Masvidal too ?

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>>76617058

>>76617093
no i dont becuz he doesnt shutdown his opponents completely and make the fans sperg about it

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>>76614671

If you don't have a Hey Arnold-esque Robert Whittaker shrine composed of vegemite hidden in the back of your closet, you're a piece of shit.

I remember I was just getting into UFC around the time of his season on TUF:Smashes. He's been my boy the entire time, my body is ready.

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>>76617093
RIGHT HERE

>>76617210
This isn't the angle I was hoping for, is there one similar to Coby's ? I'm thinking of putting them face to face, like two Greek philosophers about to debate the meaning of life

>>76617210
ATT has so many weird and fun fighters

Tibau should be back soon

>>76617175
Taunting, landing glancing slaps and getting hit by hard hooks. classic.

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>>76617175

I'm listening to the McGregorMayweather BBB and I have to ask, is Brandon clinically retarded?

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>>76617407
100% a peach

>>76617407
his breakdowns for sure have me memorized

>>76617407
your listening to a schuab breakdown of a boxing match, about a stupid money scheme fight, then asking a mma chat if they find schuab to be mildy retarded.

he's average, but ignorant. he can be smart, about things he actually knows, but is self indulgent and lacks empathy due to his self-obsession

Discuss next week's MMA card, not some clinch and dance fest between two ricj cokeheads

>Conor is quicker than Canelo, faster than Canelo, has a better left hand than Canelo
t.Brendan Schaub

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>>76617478
nailed it

*harai goshi's you into an arm triangle*

Don't resist. Just slip into the sweet darkness

>>76617965
*sweeps*
*wall walks*
*slams*

Pshhh, nothing personnel, kid.

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is this the new heem sleepy>

Boxing is dead lads

UFC is my favourite now

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>>76617988
>zzzconcussion
this is what happens when manlets go up a weight class

>>76617988
>6 guys couldnt KO one guy

dayyyyummm 213 is STACKED

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>Michael Chiesa def. Kevin Lee via rear-naked choke in Round 1 (3:18)

>>76617152
This guy gets exactly what he's doing. Colby is a straight up supervillan of the ww division. He was booed as hard as anyone else was cheered last night. And everyone saying they won't watch him fight are lying because they wanna see him lose more than anything.

>>76618118
It's gonna happen

>>76616986
cute girl

>>76614845
>Ugliest fighter in the UFC
>Germaine, Joanna, Cyborg, Bethe, Lauren Murphy, Renan Barao all fight for the UFC
Just stop

>>76615629
Wow, Seth Rogan's sex change went great

>>76618304
Would unironically fuck all of them before Pena.

>>76618118
I'll watch him for free, but can you imagine anyone actually paying for a fight with him?

>>76618304
joanna is cute

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>>76618398
That couldve been funny if you chose someone who wasn't the exact opposite of pena. maybe someone like john leguizamo

>>76618564
joanna is a moonfaced goblin with boy tits

>>76618602
She has personality. Pena is a generic butterface with ass implants.

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>>76618615
>personality

Hey I heard that pig of an actress from Hairspray has a good personality. You should hit her up famalam

>>76618642
I'm talking about her face, you mong. Joanna's a cutie with an interesting visage; Pena is a raging bitch with anger issues. I get that you like being abused, but keep the rest of us out of your fetish.

>>76617175
Poor aldo. Did mcgregor really JUST him that much?

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My girl is hot af and the biggest talent in straweights.Her punch combo and deadly right hook,the front high kick,the Andy Hug punch,the ground game and armbar submission,the unexpected elbows,the cage control and movement,her fearless approach to close the distance.She's gonna kill Esparza on Jun 25 (UFN 112)
9-1 here we come

>>76618667
Her interesting visage? I can find 13 inanimate objects right now that have the same dumpy shape of Joanna's face.

>>76618686
Bro, your girl hides under 2lbs of makeup. She knows her mug is fucked up because she hides her face in selfies.

>>76618686
She looks like Daisy Ridley got her chin blowed off by a shotgun famalam

>>76618749
And Pena is literally a man with implants. Your move.

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>>76618799
>my move

It's finished. You're beating a dead Joanna with those overused insults my dude. I'm moving on to other waifus

Taking all challenger waifus. Step up, fags.

>>76618834
Where'd you find a photo of Pena without her wig?

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Not even worth throwing a (you) at

>>76618785
You're working for Google dude?

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https://youtu.be/zSYYjY1V3qI

fapped to this baka

>>76618749
post 5 of those objects right now or you're a lying liar

>>76618941
fuck you goof

>>76618933
Looks like a bean picking, Tortilla making Megan Anderson crossed with a fucking little capybara my dude

>>76618749
Did you try /heemfags ?

>>76618997
try deez nuts

>>76618749
t. virgin

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>>76618959
Got it, you're blind.

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>>76618997

fight me pussy i'm a vegan with a purple belt

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>>76618941

>>76619016
I bet on you against Dildo, Jake.

>>76618834
stop posting this picture of me bro, not cool!

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>>76618941

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>Elvis was a karate master and could have heemed every here in the UFC

Really makes you think

Badgeco Heyha vs. CM Punk.

Who wins?