FIFA 2017 CONFEDERATIONS CUP

>>76614042
First for memes. 1-1 good match though

>>76614042
>chicharito the face of mexico
Fuck off CHI

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>>76614062
Also TSU to PSG. Cap this

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>>76614042
>not starting the thread with this pic

Shit job, OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZjtX1QrYW4

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One bycicle kick and one trivela goal from Quaresma, the true GOAT.

>>76614238
>when that simpson's episode aired, Americans thought Memexico was such a soccer powerhouse yet that year our shitty national team reached the same stage that Memexico reached - except we were eliminated by the eventual champions Brazil 1-0 while they were btfo by a meme Bulgaria.

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>>76614042
how many tsus will he get tonight?

>>76614296
None because we will dominate Poortushit's garbage midfield with stylistic tiki taka like plays isolating the meme statpadder from dangerous balls. Vela, Guardado and Tecatito are going to run rampant over shitters like Andre fucking Gomes kek.

>>76614319
>we

>>76614319
>we
CHI

>>76614332
>>76614334
Fuck off faggots. Nothing wrong with being brown.

>>76614296
None. This fag will be exposed as always. His euroluck meme will finally die and then buried in the WC.

>>76614319
>tecatito
>on the team
pick one

>>76614319
>Tecatito
What is this? A Chicano that doesn't know what the fuck is he talking about? How strange!

>>76614082
Wether you guys like it or not, he's the only relevant player you have the rest are literal who's to the euros

>>76614296
I was thinking about 3, but then i realized they only have like 4 or 5 great players and a bunch of literally whos that come from the Lithuanian league or their equivalent. They pulled an amazing upset by winning the Euro.

They have a better team, but a tie isn't out of the question.

>>76614565
>only 4 or 5 great players
How much dod you have?

>>76614238
Not everyones a weeb coke monkey

>>76614575
You think i'm wrong?

>>76614562
>the rest are literal who's to the euros
Maybe if they are plebs

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>>76614582
simpsons...my favorite anime

Whatever happened to that one Mexican named Chofis or some shit from Chivas?

He was being hyped into becoming the next big thing by Mexicans. Another over hyped flop?

>>76614488
> inb4 TSU gets another hattrick.

>>76614659
Yes. Three good games in Mexico means that you are the next Messi in our media

>>76614659
Its all the medias fault, shows some flashy moves and they start putting these crazy rumors out that hes the next goat like americans with pulisic

>>76614659
>yfw CHIcanos and mexicans are so triggered by PulisGOD that they name any meme young pacy mexican as better than him
First it was the Chivas kid, then it was this meme fast player from Tigres and now it's Lozano who's "linked to Manchester City I s-swear!"

>>76614750
Mexicans don't know who is Pulisic

>>76614782
Likewise, we couldn't name a single Mexican player besides Memearito.

>>76614782
my mexican friend literally killed himself because of puliGOD

>>76614659
>Mexico
>Not overhyping

https://youtu.be/k1xKIPzJm6s

Mexico gonna get raped, been playinf like shit under le meme Colombian "tactician"

Even thw games they win they don't win convincingly or decisively

1-1

recuerden que no se puede gritar

>eeee puto
>chango
>negro muerto de hambre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwwPSr0wk-g

>>76614957
I genuinely enjoy hearing the ehh puto chants and I'm not mexican

Why does FIFA hate fun? Are they trying to pander to faggot loving normies? Videos games do that and look at how many people buy SJW games.

>>76614957
Mexicans will do all 3 at the same time, and probably worse when they play Russia.
>all those possible Putin slurs

>>76614659
diego laines is the new hotness

>>76614042
Mexico is gonna be btfo. No doubs about it. Concacaf is C level, in their last semi-relevant competition they got 7 from fucking chile.

>>76614957

You can't control spics. They're just like that.

>>76615273
>losing to a Mexico that was destroyed 7-0 by Chilli
Guess U r gay is a joke.

>>76615273
if Mexico loses, it's only because they sent their B team

>>76615774
Well they don't have Tecagoat so yeah its B team already

>>76615273
Concacaf is improving steadily and has finally reached a lower Conmebol level to compete with us - at least with Usa, Mexico and Costa Rica. Which is why Conmebol wants another joint Copa America with the Concacaf hex teams. I already rate Usa and Mexico as above Venezuela/Paraguai/Bolivia/Peru and about equal to Equador.
t. hue studying in Austin texas.

>>76615273
Sorry dinosaur, our region has improved since the 70s where the mighty Haiti was the strongest team and only one to qualify to the WC. Now we get 4 teams and only one of them gets blown out (seriously fuck off Honduras)

>>76616228
Panama can be decent at times

Honduras just plays murderball and are subhuman they injured Messi that one time and Messi just an autistic sweet innocent angel
https://youtu.be/jKmV1JZNoUo

Rest of teams are shit exceptCaribbean teams seem to cause trouble from time to time Mexico has trouble beating Trinidand and Tobago and Jamaica didbeat US that one time

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How to fix this fucking meme shitty cup: Invite both confederation finalists. It's as easy as that


Portugal, France, Germany, Russia (host)
Chile, Argentina
Mexico, Jamaica
Australia, South Korea
New Zealand, Papua New Guinea
Cameroon, Egypt

14 yeams, so we need to find one last spot
So let's give it to the World Cup 2nd place team
and since it's in Argentina and they've already qualified in this format, we give it to the World Cup 3rd place team. The Netherlands.

Prepare your anus TSUUUUfags, we're going in dry.

>>76616336
Mommy?

>>76616273
to be honest, I only rate the top 3 Concacaf teams. The rest is shit.

>>76614957
>negro muerto de hambre

lmfao

>>76614258
Quaresma is fucking useless though, always overcomplicate shit and loses the ball.

>>76616675
He's good with Portugal tho
He just needs not to play more than 20 minutes

>>76615001
It's the sponsors.

>>76616701
He'll dominate San Marino and Faraoe Islands but he's not good enough for international cups.

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can someone tell me how can mexico compete with THIS?

>>76616769
wut? he was the defining player at euro '16. maybe second to Nani...

>>76617858
wtf I love portugal now

>>76617858

We're bringing our B+ team, beat that

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>>76617858

>>76617858
love this boyband

>>76617858
moutinho with the teenage boy muscles

>>76614319
we wuz stylistic and shiieeett

>>76616336
Mamiiiiiiiiiiii

Looking forward to some comfy afternoon football. Hopefully Bruno Alves plays and stays injury free. He's going to be pivotal for us next year.

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i was tricked by a russian into watching yesterdays borefest

i WONT be tricked this time

>>76618231
Portugal gonna shrek Mexico. Oldest ally, enjoy!

>>76618231
Pls watch our match

>>76618231
watch OUR match

>>76614238
>fast-kicking, low scoring, and ties
chilean first division

Univision showing this?

I dont have cable or Univision deportes. How fuck am i?

>>76619965
Telemundo is airing the game

>>76618231
surely gonna be better than yesterday's match of losers

russia + new zealand are worth less than messi

what time is game?

>>76619965
fox soccer matchpass is free til the end of june

Dubs confirm TSU with a cheeky 90 min deflected tap-in

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>>76620008
Maaaaaahh C H I

Dss whsts up.

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>>76620166

Arriaga > Arriaga II > Pizzouza > Barriaga > Aruglia
You can't prove me wrong

>DONALDO VS CHICHARRITO
>A MATCH FOR THE AGES
wut

>>76620140
In 2 bongs and 15 bings

>>76614319
>tecatito
This is why we can't take chicanos seriously

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>>76615273
This the same mexican team that pushed your shit in that same copa america. Lmao

Get a load of this guy senpai.

who to root for?
i dont like mexico but i dont like portugese either

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>>76620467
>i dont like portugese either

>>76620491
Not him but what's likeable about portugal?

>>76620467
In this scenario Portugal are the good guys

>>76620467
root for us

>>76620627
Well, Mexico are the Homophobic Meme Rotators and Portugal are the Lucky Tax Evaders. Choose your side.

>>76620599
What's not?

>>76620701
always, but between these two i dont know

Pray for Pedrogão Grande pls

>>76620962
At least the woods are clean now.

>>76621581
Time to plant some more Eucalyptus

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Prepare for today massacre Portufags. What happened earlier will be a joke compared to what we will do to you

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>>76621625

>>76614957
>negro muerto the hambre is so common they have to say it on the program

Fucking lel

>>76621636
>What happened earlier
what happened?

>>76621855
Lightning bolt killed 62 and injured 57 people in Poortugal.

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>>76614957

>>76621897
>Negro muerto de hambre
lel

>>76621897
I love this banter. Way better than what we have here in Portugal where we just call for each others mothers.

>>76621897
wew

how many bongs left till kickoff lads

Is Australia good at this sport?

>>76621897
>2017
>giving mexicans exta ammo

t-thanks FIFA. i hope the show this on the big screens during the game.

>>76622082
no bongs, 59 bings

Ronaldo is better than prime Aruglia

bing bong

>>76622101
>no andre silva
its lost

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>>76622101
>Andre Gomes

Will Ronaldo leave Madrid? Where will he go?

>Ronaldo is going to win another international title for Portugal
>then he's going to win the WC next year and retire, having won 5 CL's with 3 different teams, and 3 international titles with Portugal

>>76621897
what do the 2nd and 3rd mean

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>>76622101
>not playing Bernardo Silva

>>76622183
bayern

>>76622101
>hector herrera

>>76622101
>Nani
>No striker
>Exclusively relying on CR7 for goals

That Porto cartel starting for Mexico is cool though

>>76622101

>no Bruno Alves

Disappointed desu

>>76622183
no

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>>76622101
>Silva A.
>Silva A.
>Silva B.

>>76622203
monkey (2nd)
negroe dying of hunger (3rd)

>>76622101
>Silva. A
>Silva. A
>Silva. B

>>76622101
>Silva A.
>Silva A.
>Silva B.

>>76622217
because tax evasion works out well for people who work for that club

>>76621897
>Negro muerto de hambre

if that means what i think it means then lmao

>>76622222
>Bruno Alves quints of 2
>he wears jersey #2

really made me think

>>76622101
where is Cuauhtemoc Blanco?

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>>76622233
For me, it's Silva B.

>>76622222
*farts in your face*

>>76622226
>>76622231
>have 3 Silva
>Not a single one play

>>76622229
>negroe dying of hunger
how do they use it

>>76622254
he didn't sell enough t-shirts so they retired him

now we are stuck with las playeras del chicharito

>>76622226
>Smith A.
>Smith A.
>Smith B.

>>76622260
I don't understand why Bernardo is benched and André Gaymes is playing

>>76622222
KAZEEEEEE NI NAREEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>76622101
>Posting a lineup without a formation
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why is this allowed?

>>76622222
GOOD digits

>>76622254
ded

>>76622271
never happened

Which front 3 lads?
>Vela-Chicharito-Jimenez
Or
>Quaresma-Ronaldo-Nani

>>76622103
No

>>76622261
against people of black skin

>>76622280
it's the kino way, it weeds out the plebs from the experts

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>>76622280
>formations in modern football

>>76622240
Starving nigger.

Carlos Vela will play better than Ronaldo today. Bet on it

>>76622291
Ronaldo on own is better than those mexicans

>>76622244
woah

what kinda dubs are theses.


checkeedd

>>76622254
Es alcalde

SHIEEEETTTTTT


THIS IS NOW A DUBS THREADS. check mines familia.

>>76622350
pathetic

>>76622280
>He needs a journalist to understand a line-up

>>76622295
sounds an odd thing to just yell out in english

>>76622299

Checked

>>76622366
This is a most correct translation >>76622299

>>76622380
Where does it come from ?

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>the mexican NT XI has more players from OUR league than the portuguese NT XI

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>>76622280

>>76622389
>>76622366
The point is that Africans are starving to death in their countries, so you tell "starving nigger" to remind them of their origins even if now they play in Yurop

>>76622389
are you stupid?

>>76622389
Slavery

>>76622396
do you work for a newspaper?

>>76622362
It triggers my autism when someone posts lineup without aesthetically pleasing formation graphic

>>76622400
makes sense

Is portugal the niggers of the european nations.

or Is that france.

kys niggers

>>76622439
your mom is

>>76622418
its published at the bottom of this page after man of the match section
http://www.fifa.com/confederationscup/matches/round=274633/match=300334878/index.html

>>76622439
Clearly France.

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FUCK THE MEXICANS!

>>76622439
Our niggers are white christian boys.

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>>76622449
need to change that picture so its more TSUUUUUUUUU

>>76622439
Portugal is full of moors who have lived in Europe for hundreds of years. France is full of moors that have lived in Europe for a few years. It takes a couple of centuries to go from jihad to saudade.

>>76622439
> tfw when half portuguese so nigger in any case

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>>76622457

>>76622449
>>76622457
No, it needs Eder.

>>76616228
They need our money more than our shitty football.

>>76622475
Sup Griezmann

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>>76622439
Clearly us

SÍ
SE
PUEDE

>>76622472
>Portugal is full of moors
We have more americans here than moors, m8

any live streams?

>>76622485
>our money
TOPKEK. Chicanos and not Mexicans are the life blood of CONCACAF Pedro.

/sp/ needs iberian rangeban

>>76622511
You mom needs Iberian rangeban from all the cock she been cucking here

>>76622502
SOUTH OF THE DOURO
O
U
T
H

O
F

T
H
E

D
O
U
R
O

Some Argie here? Redpill me about Pitana

>>76622307
Carlos who

>>76622522
MY FUCKING SIDES

>>76622526
is where the money is.

Portubros, what is your honest opinion on one Hector Miguel Herrera?

>>76622533
unironically good

probably the only good argentine ref

>>76622526
I'm from the North, Below Douro is Morocco.

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PLEASE RONALDO MAKE IT 7-1

SEND THESE SPICS PACKING IN TEARS

>>76622396
>Ochoa

JUST

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Every true American is a Portugal fan today

>>76622549
As a Benfica fan, I think he's A-O-K .

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>>76622563
why the 1?

Portuguese people are paneleiros.

>>76622544
Lisbon and tourism to Algarve, nothing else.

>>76622549
Best porto player

>>76622568
>not backing our concacaf bros
barfin @ ya

>>76622396
>Salcedo at RB
>no real CDM
>Shitarito
welp

>>76622600
>having friends within your confederation

fucking casuals

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>you now remember that portugal somehow won the euros

>>76622590
Yes. Your point being?

>>76622583
oh wow, brasil wtf

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>>76622610

>>76622522
lel

>>76622610
so did Greece

Euro is a meme cup

>>76622254
Apparently he ordered a hit on someone and is in more legal trouble than tsu

>>76622611
Basically only the elite run Lisbon while foreigners supply Algarve. Northerners are where the workforce is at.

>>76622600
CHI

>>76622657
>Northerners are where the workforce is at.
It's where the highest rate of unemployment is at. Check your facts.

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>nani
>quaresma
>cedric

gg spics

>>76622600
>implying a central americans ever would root for mexico
The true red pill is all the american flags supporting the USMNT are central americans who get triggered by Mexico.
>inb4 CHI

>>76622672
unemployment means people are looking for a job

>>76622600

You have to go back

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>>76622672
>southerners
>working

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>>76622695
>people are looking for a job
>looking for a job
>in portugal

>>76622687
SPIC means Spain + Portugal + Iberian Colonies

you don't get out from it

>>76622634
Bert gets eaten by Armin

>>76622712
NICE
means NIGGER INSIDE YOUR MOM

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>>76622712

>>76622729
Galicia and Northern Portugal should just form a nation. The South can become Europe's containment zone for muslims then.

>>76622711
Do you have lazy niggers who hang around the public social services office all day like we do?

>>76622605
>Layun at LB
That's where osorio fucked up, also a 3 man midfield itll be another 7-0.

>>76622758
Did some Lisboeta fuck your mom or something?
>>76622770
Of course. Literally anyone over the age of 40 that can't get a job here ends up like that.

>>76622757
>>76622729
SEETHING

>>76622712
t. spic

>>76622610
The funny thing is they somehow won it without actually winning a SINGLE game in the group stages

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Were getting btfo... Two small changes and we could have competed

>>76622804
t. iberian colony

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>>76622758
i second this

Is Alexis gonna play for Chile?

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>we have the power to stop the match by shouting eeeh puto

do mexicans rate layun?

>>76622817
t.Giuseppe della Negro Sicilian

>>76622817
We weren't a mere colony, we've had our own empire.

>>76622758
GALAECIA SEMPRE!

>>76614042
Mexi QT's huuuuunnngggg anybody get screenshots?

>>76622813
>Ochoa

Mexico is losing 3-1 at least. Ochoa is the worst goalkeeper I've ever seen.

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>>76622101
>more Benfica and Porto players on the mexican team than on the portuguese team

يمكنك أن تضحك كل ما تريد، لك الكفار.
يرتفع النار وليس هناك شيء يمكنك القيام به لوقف لنا. الأيبريا يجب أن يكون لنا مرة أخرى.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0

>>76622848

No. The guy can't hit a cross to save his life

>>76622857
>north portugal is 4chan
>south portugal is reddit

>>76622834
No, he's too busy sucking dick right now.

>>76622848
Unironically probably their best player

>>76622880
I'm totally ok with this.

how good is this mexico team?

did they bring their best squad?

are you mexicos bros expecting much from this tournament?

>>76622848
shoots a good cross every twelve tries
never tries to face players
yet he was grandious at wc 2014

its complicated

>>76622870
Despite of the edgy nature of this song, it's actually a pretty good and inspiring song.

Light skin Mexicans. Someone redpill me. Spanish decent?

>>76622894
>did they bring their best squad?
depends on the result

>>76622865
Not even your managers watch your league. Really makes you think.

>>76622880
>north portugal is edgy and clueless
>south portugal is intellectual and forward thinking

I'm ok with this.

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>jan 6th
wtf mexico?

>>76622875
>>76622902
who is the best player in your opinion

>>76622930
wtf i hate sweden now

>>76622909
Combination of several European settlements including German, French, Russian and of course Spanish.

>>76622904
And it sounds good too
>>76622937
We call it Day of the Kings in Portugal.

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>>76622937
that's the day the three guys with gifts came to Jesus in Germany and most of Europe I think as well

>>76622449
This. THIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

>>76622101
>Vela.

------------Ronaldo--Nani
Quaresma-------------------GelsonMartins
-----------------AdrienSilva
--------------WilliamCarvalho
R.Guerreiro----------------------Cédric
------------------Fonte-Pepe
--------------------RuiPatricio


This is by far our best XI, yet Gomes, Moutinho are starting thanks to Mendes

>>76622894
only JM Corona is absent, he's also one of the most important players. I guess you could call this an A team

>>76622937
Wrong. Chillibeans are religious af.the 25th

>>76622937
>mexico introduced
uh

>>76622937
That is such a stupid list.

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>>76622965
Daily reminder Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro NEVER EVER scored against Benfica, but already did so against Poorto and Spoorting

>>76622183
> Where will he go?
Sporting

>>76622909
Northern Mexico is white

>>76622942
Corona (Tecatito) followed by Carlos Vela

>>76622848
Yes, but not at LB. Goat tier assister though.

>>76622937
>according to Pele
kek

>>76622937

>Mexicans celebrate Christmas on January 6th

But that's stupidly wrong. On that day we celebrate the Magi that came to see baby Jesus like >>76622966 said

>>76622988
They did.

>>76622880
Pretty accurate.

>>76622909
My grandma even though is isn't from Mex (her g-ma) was had red hair and green eyes. Idk man

>Poortugal
>winning
they will draw 3 times in the group

>>76622980
Andre Silva >Nani

>>76622916
Probably the B+ A- squad depends

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Did anyone webm those Mexiqts?

>>76622998
t. Moor

>>76622980
Moutinho had a great season in Monaco.
Adrien had a shit season in Sporting.
André Silva is the best option to play with GOATnaldo atm.

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM

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>mfw Ronaldo can't score against Mexico B

>>76622864
Ochoa comes alive in the big tournaments, he was being shitted on too before 2014 wc

How the fuck did they win the euro

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>>76623038
This.

>>76622937
That's not christmas. They celebrate Christmas on the 25th like everyone else. They only exchange gifts on the 6th, just like in Spain

>>76623046
llora gringo

>>76623048
>Moutinho had a great season in Monaco.
Not at all.

>Tfw I want a qt beaner gf after watching OITNB

I don't think Mexicans even come over here

>>76623017
Chocolate and Corn was Guatemala lad

>>76623066
christmas IS the gift exchanging to the non-relgious

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Battle of the Beaners

>>76623059
No he fucking doesn't.

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good fantasy team?

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>>76622980
>nani
>cedric
>gelson over bernardo
>quaresma

you're completely clueless about our NT or football in general

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>tfw want to go to kalininggrad or st petersburg for wc but I'm a NEET and dad doesn't want to support Russia

Mexico is about to get shat on kek

>>76621897
lmao at thought police

>>76623062

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Fuck Moortugal and fuck Penaldo

>>76623079
South Mexico.

can't deal with this 32 C weather

>>76623092
a chant in a public place isn't a "thought", you are free to speak whatever you want, but deal with the consequences you racist pleb

>>76623081
>christmas
>non-religious
Why

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>>76614319
>we

Vete a la verga, puto.

>>76623098
ÀS ARMAS

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>76623105
lol

It begins
https://youtu.be/WZjtX1QrYW4

>>76623107
>>>/reddit/

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game hasn't started and ABPs are SEETHING already

>>76623105
>tfw 30ºC and there's an imminent thunderstorm outside

>>76623113
Tudi jaz lahko pišem v svojem jeziku you dumb fuck

ÀS ARMAS ÀS ARMAS

Can Chicharito do it for us?

Why is the anthem always out of sync? Fucking useless rtp

kek what a shit song by the spics

>>76623126
If you don't crush this shitty Mehiko side you're eternal losers

Why are Mexicans so fucking ugly?

Questions for the Mexicanons:
Is Lozano any good?
Is it true he's going to PSV?
Is it true he costs €20M?

>>76623142
>