/afl/ Sunday - tripfaggot free edition

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Who /ReigningPremiers/ here?

>watching afl gameday
>"muh fags muh pride round muh acceptance"
Truly sickening lads

>>76612268
Yeah I turned on the TV earlier and saw some young faggot going on about how he can't wait for men to grope his ass on the footy field. Had to puke afterwards lad.

Royalty Christ

RealityGOD

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HEAVE HO UNNA

SaxGOD

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who /dabloos/ here?

107/107 in tipping so far
Real Tip God signing in, not using a trip because trips are for the uneducated and homosexual

just got home from camping lads what did I miss? was >Bitchmond as good as I imagined it to be

>>76612268
The worst is the saints "pride match" that they are trying to shill. Makes me very angry.

why the fuck do the Dees even bother with this away jumper? I keep thinking they are Sydney

>over halfway through the first quarter
>1-7
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me guys

>>76614922
happy now?

Season being set up for another 'miracle' Dogs grand final win. Pretty lame.

bulldogs getting umpballed hard

Petracca is elite lads

This Umpball is ridiculous, and I'm a Dees fan

just shaved it all off lads

didn't realize i was so fat and no-chinned

pretty much ready to kill myself now that i realize i am no longer part of the genetic elite

>>76615167
iktf WABA

Reality Cunt probably tipped the Poodogs. Expect him to change his """tip""" to Melbourne.

>>76615260
Leejun mad af

seriously, why the fuck is this on tsn2 every saturday night?

Easton Wood is fucking shit atm

>>76615336
Because we would appreciate it if you would watch our sport

Going to feel cheated if there's no half-time melee

Going to feel cheated if RealityGOD doesn't post in this thread

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>>76615427

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We're gonna make it lads

>>76615536
Reality Cunt won't be posting for a while.
I emailed the AFP about his tax evasion last night, they said that they would be checking it out. Maybe we'll see Reality Cunt's fat wog face on Channel Nine

>be alcoholic
>three months sober
>go to see my old VFL club play today
>meet up with the old mates
>have 10 cans to 3Q time
>buy a slab on the way home
don't know why I'm sharing this here. it helps to talk.

>Melbourne will be fifth with a win
I-is it happening?

>>76615578
>10 cans

used to be I'd be pass out drunk after that many, now it barely gets me buzzed. It's got me a bit worried tbqh

>>76615578
you're like me lad, you can go sober but as soon as even a drop passes your lips all bets are off and it's like you "want to make the most" of falling of the wagon. Don't beat yourself over it just resolve to go longer than 3 months next time, good luck.

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Basedbane tbqh lads.

The STATE of the Poostern Poodogs

Dogs are actually shit, turning everything over, no structure.

>>76615768
Honestly they could have been higher because they had several close games and were also fucked over by their ruckmen getting injured.
But I guess because of how close this season is, you can say the same thing for a lot of teams (i.e. Richmond)

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GG EZ

WHY DID I TIP THE DOGS????
MY FIRST INSTINCT WAS DEES, THIS HAS LITERALLY COST ME THE MEAT TRAY REEEEEEEEEEEE

Inb4 Gawn and Hogan come back and fuck everything up

>Western Bull50gs

Weekly Biggest Autist Power Level Rating Guy here.

I have been monitoring the threads up to this point and making note of all nominations. How quickly time flies as with a quarter left between WB and MELB we are already half way through the 2017 season. As I stated at the beginning of the AFL year I would be trying something different and only posting a mid-season and end of season Autist Team akin to that of the All Australian Team. Naturally as I didn't post week to week nominations were few and so I had to tweak the criteria for selection; Nominations always took precedence, followed by a poster(s) or event that captured the threads attention for a sustained period of time, as always tripfags are banned from nominating or being selected. Below you will find all those who have made it at the halfway point of the season followed by the 2016 Autist Team for the sake of posterity. If more promising prospects come along in the second half of the season, some weaker contenders may be forced out of the Team. I hope you and your Team are doing well so far and good luck in the back half of the season.

2017 Mid-Season Autist Team:
>Barassi Line Guy
>Pineapple Pizza Duo
>St. Kilda Fan Boy
>Freo Fan Autists
>Stadium Architecture Duo
>The Spelling and Post Reply Times Duo
>Mr. and Mrs. Selwood
>Holy Shit Guy
>Bitchmond Sperg aka The Supremely Intelligent Richmond Fan
>The Projector Wars
>The Comedic Value of Line Betting Duo

The 2016 Autist Team:
>Hawks elite kicking is meme Guy
>"RC on aborted narrative watch" Guy
>"Port goes to China Essay" Guy
>"Deluded WAautist and his map" Guy
>Nat Fyfe's Biggest Fan
>What's for Lunch/Dinner Duo
>Hawkroach/Saintroach "Duo" aka "Samefag KFC"
>Bikecunt
>The Wolf of SportsBet
>"/mu/ Defender and Failed Janitor" Duo
>"Autistic Straffo Stalker" Guy
>Mr and Mrs. Selwood aka Joel Selwood's Biggest Fan(s)
>The Autist, The Banker and The Suicide King - WAautist.
>The Lawyers of /afl/
>"Who /dabloos/ here?" Guy

Imagine supporting the cuckdogs

Looks like I'll be 5/6 for the week. Fucking rigged game screwed up a perfect round. Not that I particularly care anymore as this should be expected just about every week.

Execute all namefags.

>>76616005
LE NOMMING the 95 tips correct and RC-aborting Guy for exposing RC and sending him into a bitchfit

http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/75855789/#75857319
>Guarantee this game will be rigged so that the dogs win.
>No I'm pretty sure this one will be in Gil's agenda.
One month later suddenly the new narrative is it's being rigged against the Dogs.
kek
KEK
K E K
I have all your comments on file Reality Cunt, and I will abort your narrative with every comment you make.

>>76616005
Nominating the one guy who hates RC for immense samefagging on multiple devices and voting for the Greens

Lets get this badboy to 60

>>76616005
Can I nominate Reality Check's guardian angel, AKA "Projectorvirgin" poster, AKA Reality Check?

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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

Reminder that every time fake RC gets savaged (every thread) he makes a post with his trip off about projectorvirgin to deflect the heat and to try and calm his wog blood from boiling

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Reality Cunt on aborted narrative watch.

>>76616087
+1 to this, although I'd rather see projectorvirgin omitted to make sure that like his actual life RC is never part of a team

>>76616068
what the fuck are you talking about.

I concede that I can't pick the rigged games too often, but in no way am I suggesting today's game is rigged (even though I haven't watched it).

You're a fucking idiot mate.

Why is projectorvirgin so easily angered by RC's posts?

>>76616090
>>76616130
Love your work lads.

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>>76616005
>tfw already have 4 nominations for the mid-season team
>tfw made the 2016 team

>>76616112
case in point >>76616154

>>76616167

Are you bikebunt m8

>>76616135
>17:34:45
>>76616154 (Guardian angel's first post of the thread too)
>17:36:21
Careful Reality Cunt, you might freak out and hit something, like your wall or a table or a truck at 100km/h like your parents.

>>76616090
>>76616130
ELITE Duo

>>76616167
Future Hall of Famer lad

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Reality Cunt on aborted narrative watch

>6 games over 4 days, one of them entertaining
>various trips spamming the threads constantly
>RC wars ensue
>not a single shining example of someone sperging out, just an incessant background hum of the same shit from previous weeks
>Autism Team Autist reappears at the request of literally nobody
>no /crows/

been a real shitty weekend, even by 2017 /afl/'s subbasement level standards.

>>76616316
>no /crows/
Best weekend in a while if I'm honest.

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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch.

>>76616316
I liked it. Calm and not as autistic as usual.

Good result

>>76616316
>not a single shining example of someone sperging out
projectorvirgin spent thursday through to today sperging out

>>76612194
>the shantytown of footscray

>>76616363
You crying about projectorvirgin is by far the greater sperg

>>76616374
nu uh

>>76616316
>he doesn't have tripfags filtered
>he's a crowfag
into the trash you go

>>76616353
Fuck off back to /tv/

Royalty Christ

Tbqh

>>76616395
Good post

>>76616398
Trip on faggot

>>76616395
elite post

>>76616395
>>76616405
>>76616424
Trip on samefagging Kencucky

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>>76616485
(You)

Why is RealityGOD just so based lads?

Why is this the most insecure "community" on this entire website when it comes to persistent identities?

>>76616542
fuck off dickhead

>>76616550
fuck off dickhead

>>76616550
Good post
>>76616558
Bad post

>>76616558
what the fuck are you talking about.

@76616514
why haven't you killed yourself yet Luigi?

>>76616542
Yeah fuck off dickhead

Perhaps if they were persistent, but unfortunately they all act like schizophrenic drama whores who take on whatever persona they believe will score them the attention they were starved of by their peers.

>cuck cuckcucky makes an appearance
How are your friends in europe?

>>76616628
Certainly a lot better than your """"""""""friends""""""""""" in the brothel

Who invited these 2 loser trips?

>>76616135
>>76616628
>>76616636
>>76616641

Go directly to reddit.
Do not pass go.
Do not collect $200

>>76616641

reality check and realitychecksbiggestfan? no idea. maybe they should both fuck off.

>>76616726
Trip on poo poorin

>>76616835
I've seen you pop up at the end of the last few threads lad, are you the 4cc manager?

>>76616862
no

Chinese or Indian?

>>76616867
then fuck off we're full

>>76616881
Chinese

>>76616901
ching chong bing bong ping pong?

>>76616892
no

>>76616881
thai lad

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KEK

>>76616641
>RealityChecksBiggestFan
Is the joke that you're his only fan?

>>76617259
Fuck off dickhead

Had to go for Indian with the criged and all. Plus the local has a picture of Tendulkar on the bar from when he ate there.

If the Demons can make the finals and avoid Geelong they can fucking do it I reckon

>>76617567
Demons are "literally" the worst Victorian side on the MCG

>>76617608
thanks for that exert opinion reality cock, I'll make sure to get on Melbourne by 40+ for every game at the MCG now

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>>76617567
fuck, imagine being alive for a Dees hip

>>76617661
Start with round 15 against Sydney.

>>76617608
I checked and you "literally" are wrong once more.

2017 Victorian teams win-loss record at MCG:
Norf - 1-0 (100%)
Bulldogs - 1-0 (100%)
Richmond - 5-1 (83%)
Carlton - 3-2 (60%)
Essendon - 3-2 (60%)
Collingwood - 3-5 (37.5%)
Geelong - 1-2 (33%)
Melbourne - 2-4 (33%)
Hawthorn - 2-5 (28%)

Aborted again, Reality Cunt.

>>76617608
http://afltables.com/afl/venues/mcg.html
And historical information indicates that Melbourne have the sixth worst win percentage at the MCG (out of all 12 Victorian teams), and it's still better than 50%.
Could have searched this up first Reality Cunt, but you chose to embarrass yourself again.

>>76617811
>>76617837
>inb4 flimsy "b-but i-i mean like the l-last ten years w-when melbourne s-sucked" excuse

>>76617811
>Melbourne 2-4
>Hawthorn 2-5
>Hawthorn "literally" beat the Demons at the MCG
Idiot. You can make a case for Geelong being worse on that ground though.

>>76617837
Talking about the last two years you dumb fuck. Explain how the 50s are relevant to this season.

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#etihadspecialists #finalsbound

>>76617985
#rekt

Based RealityGOD

Royalty Christ exposing anons left right and center

Do people remember the /sp/erb Owl which /afl/ won?

/sp/ is currently polling to determine the /sp/ team for the 2017 4chan Summer Cup.

/sp/ will wear an /afl/ kit because of our victory.

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeVVv1dc4LIyZBZzh_R62AO9xppu-qggOXeV6AMels4WFFVCw/viewform?usp=sf_link

>>76618782
>tfw only familiar with 10 memes but have to pick 17

>melbourne 5th

We are living in strange times..

Roy L.T Christ