Boston Red Sox vs Houston Astros game thread

>watching astros baseball when the mexican league home run derby is on
ISHYGDDT

>>76608135
Who is winning???

>>76608149
Still 1st round but Leandro Castro just batted 10 HR.

>>76608169
lol fkin nerd

>>76608178
wow thats a lot

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DON IS BACK FROM HIS CANCER!

>>76608254
dang wish I thought of that

but houston fans might miss the thread

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We already won more games this series than I expected

Porcello will give up at least 4 runs tonight, more likely 6+ runs

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DONNIE BOY

>>76608354
too bad remy is out with cancer now =/

>>76608374
>>76608374
orsillo/eck god combo soon

oh hey don isn't sick anymore?

hey guys don is back

>>76608471
>>76608425
>>76608354
>>76608244
did anybody see these posts

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HOLY SHIT JUST TURNED ON THE TUBE AND DON IS BACK BABY

oh great just grate i get home to watch my red sox and my t'vs color is all FUCKES up

>>76608502
no the picture is actually black

hey, what the hell, is dave o'brien sick or something?

>>76608502
U grate cheese not tvs stoopid

>>76608522
good post

Does Don's voice sound different

>>76608535
everything sounds and looks different toniet

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Is that anon who liked fable in this thread???

>>76608554
hello, yes, that's me

>>76608554
Litterally shit game

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HOLY FUCK ITS DON ITS DON ITS DON!!!! THANK YOU BASED FOX THANK YOU BASED DON!!THANK YOU BASED FOX THANK YOU BASED DON!!THANK YOU BASED FOX THANK YOU BASED DON!!THANK YOU BASED FOX THANK YOU BASED DON!!THANK YOU BASED FOX THANK YOU BASED DON!!THANK YOU BASED FOX THANK YOU BASED DON!!THANK YOU BASED FOX THANK YOU BASED DON!!THANK YOU BASED FOX THANK YOU BASED DON!!

is draper kill?

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>>76608560
You should try this game, it's like a modern fable kind of tbqh

>>76608586
oh, it's for xbox?

>>76608581
Draper is Don so maybe he posts if we focus our energies pal

Why is Rick wearing a Tar heels uniform

jesus rick s'

>>76608594
yes

>>76608605
>>76608605
I always though it was Kyle Draper who covers the Celtics.

I don't see how Porcello is gonna get out of this one alive tbqh with you Joe

>>76608657
well, he won't die, unlike you

rick loool what are you doing

that's hilarous

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STUPID Porcello

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>>76608644
Me too

Reminder that we are watching the 2016 American League Cy Young winner.

>rick wearing a brand new hat

what an IDIOT

>>76608718
too light colored to see the cummies

guys i can't believe it, don is back, i'm so happy

did he say why he was gone for so long???

>>76608374
You mean too good remy is out

Serious I expected Rick to regress from last year but not to be fucking Clay Buttholez

Ah so this is how it feels to play the best team in baseball.

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Anything less than 4 runs this inning and I'll be surprised

feels like he gives up 4 runs in the first inning eveyr start

I hope Major League baseball has a mercy rule

i hope dad is happy tomorrow

>>76608728
He was sick

>>76608738
>has been below average his entire career
>has an incredible fluke good year
>surprised when he's below average again

>>76608729
>being rude to a cancer patient

you're a piece of human garbage if im being completely honest with you joe

>>76608124
>not making an Orsillo edition
>using that same solid 7 over and over

Houston, this SS 2B combo is legendary.

>>76608770
>below average

Nope

>>76608766
ah, just like i thought. glad he's better and is back announcing red sox games

>0 outs

>>76608791
same

>>76608789
same

>>76608772
same

i wish it had been fair haha just want them to put the game away so i don't have to watch anymore lol

>>76608774
I KNOW SOMEONE MAKE A DON EDITION NOW.

CHANGE OUR LUCK

WTF I THOUGHT DON WAS SICK

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>>76608789
literally statistically below average

What do we think boys, is it time to bring grape posting back?

>>76608823
same I could go watch fable

Are there any Astro fans here?

Your team got gud.

>>76608840
haha

>>76608827
he got better

>>76608847
yeah

>>76608829
I looked up his stats before u posted this.

27 is the age most pitchers figure it out

He was a a good better than .500 pitcher who had an elite year

Never was below average a couple of notches above average

just kill my life

wtf grapeman stop giving up runs idiot

>>76608756
my dad fucks me

>>76608839
yes

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1rst out

New thread when

this thread is why we are losing the gods are angry with this thread

>>76608867
>ERA+
>100 is average
>5/7 years before last year were below 100

scoring through sac flies fucking WUSSYS

>only 3 runs

its not done yet

at least 1 more run until its over, as is tradition

>>76608917
well they're's a bunch more innings so you're probably rite

John get someone in the pen, send Porcello down to AAA or put him on the DL

This isn't regression, there is something fundamentally wrong with Porcello and it needs to be addressed. He can't just give up a million hits every single start

>>76608895
this OP has a .857% win rate

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>3-9 with an ERA over 5.00

WTF?

>>76608939
wtf are you talking about this is literally regression to the mean, his stats right now emulate his career stats

last year was the anomaly
this is what he is, similar to 2015

>>76608947
post the game by game logs or i don't believed you

>>76608955
that's rick cy young porcello

>>76608965
He's not a 5 ERA pitcher?

You must be actually retarded, this is going to be the only time I respond to you.

what is the grape meme???

>>76608965
>>76608994
can yout wo calm down, you're both missing the point, which is how has he been in the EYE TEST

Yer pretty weird sox guys, but fun at the same time.

>>76609011
thanks bud, you guys are pretty cool too

>>76609011
you said this now but you better hope no african american players do well against them because the language will get very ugly

>>76608994
From 09' to '15, he had a 4.39 ERA

Last year it was barely over 3

This year, it's 4.6

moron

>>76609003
>117 Million Grapes

>>76609011
tbqh with you Joe this comes off as more insulting than it does complimentary I would appreciate it if you deleted this, thank you

so let's say, for example, the average single grape cost $.17

So, if you were to exchange Rick Porcello's yearly annual earnings ($20,000,000 American dollars) in grapes, then his average yearly salary would be

>117,647,058 grapes

>>76609145
Wow delete this post we are NOT in 2015/

>>76609165
i kinda wish we were though haha i mean every year is worse than the last anyone else knows this ? lol

anybody know any cute girls who would let me borrow their panties?

>>76609176
yeah i know some girls like that

>>76609176
we're better than this in today's day and age you pig

>>76609190
can you ask them for me

they need to be used

looool houstona fan touched it

>>76609204
ur rite anybody knows any cute boys that would let me borrow his panties

>>76609228
much better

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what did he mean by this????

>>76609239
umm is jackie rick's boy

what a horrible son omfg

>>76609256
thats pablo sandoval you friggin racist

>>76609276
looooool

Did that guy's wife and her son rat him out?

>>76609318
i don't know what happened i'm not watching really closely

>>76609331
As evidenced by the other posts in this thread

>>76609346
boom gottem

roger clemens did the game on WEEI last nite by the way, he sucked

>>76609174
in 2015 we still had draper

>>76609382
hell yeah

Is the broadcast coming in like complete shit for anyone else?

>>76609382
It's busy season. Celtics with the #1 pick and all.

>This old coot thanking John Henry in front of Don

>>76609422
ya color's all fuckes up and dave's voice sound weird

>>76609422
wow do NOT be rude to Don like this

where's dave? this broadcast is shit. switch over to WEEI to listen to the greatest red sox player ever

>>76609481
oh, is pedro doing it tonite?

What the fuck was that guy talking about 3 pointers in basketball for? What the fuck was that rambling he did for the last minute?

Is Altuve white?

>altubased

jesus CHRIST rick!

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RICK FUCKING CHRIST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>76609481
Ted "The Kid" Williams?

>>76609447
No, for me the broadcast keeps freezing and going black and shit

what a shame

>>76609488
who the fuck is pedro?

the guy on WEEI won SEVEN cy young awards

Great. Lettuce tax the bullpen even further, on the road.

>>76609511
Fuck you.

I bet you cheered Wade Boggs fucking about on that horse.

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>>76609510
GET THE FUCK OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>76609511
fun fact the guy on the mound rite now won one of those :))))

>Yakkety Yaks

>>76609538
woah, calm down pal. your aggressive behavior may be influenced from performance enhancing drugs, something the greatest ever red sox pitcher would never do

>>76609481
daniel nava is on the radio?

>>76609596
GOOD POINT

>>76609581
George Herman "Babe" Ruth Jr.?

1. Pedro
2. Cy
3. Luis
4. Craig
5. Babe

holy freaking hell rick

>>76609581
PAL? turn on your trip, motherfucker

BELTRAN IS A /LIFELONG/

brutal

loool look at the pink hat posing

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KEEP HIM IN

KEEP

HIM

FUCKING

IN

LET HIM ROLL AROUND IN THE SHITPOOL HE CREATED

FUCKING CHRIST RICK

FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU

FOOL ME TWICE, SHAME ON ME

WELCOME BACK TO BEING THE SHIT PITCHER YOU ALWAYS EVER WERE

>>76609609
why is breslow 4th

>>76609634
lol

>>76604665
>>76604665

>>76609609
I think you mean

1. Clemens
2. Price
3. Schilling
4. Lester
5. PorCYllo

I swear to GOD.

I watch a game they lose. I don't, they win.

Am I cursed?

>>76608124

Stop posting this

>>76609654
yes you curse,d, me your fate...

>>76609650

Clemens is a lifelong astro fan

>>76609654
Yes. Please start watching the Yankees.>>76609666

cursting everyone in this itt

>>76609675

>Yakkety Yaks

>>76609654
Coming over to your house rn to break your TV. I'll bring some McDonald's to pay for it though.

the 50 chicken nugget special

>>76609538
Whats wrong with Wade Boggs?

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>>76609704
Wait until tomorrow to eat them, anon

>>76609704
Fuck that. Bring some Fentanyl.

Nice job Fox.

>>76609720
hey, don't post my secret workout on here

>>76609719
This.

He's the greatest red sox position player of all time.

>Technical difficulties please stand by

Is this a joke?

>>76609719
He's a cunt.>>76609736

lol the curse of Dave O'Sillo

some thrilling visuals right now

>>76609760
now imagine it in 4K

>>76609736
I'd say he's top 3
>>76609746
He was literally crying in the dugout after game 7 in 1986, he fucking cared

>>76609694

GOD DAMNIT BREAK THE CURSE

>>76609779
no

>>76609785
p-p-please?

wtf I liked the technical difficulties screen better

wow that ball girl is HOT

>>76609805
sorry, please accept these instructions on simulating the technical difficulties screen on your device: 1. turn off tv

Ear me now.

Any Red Sox player who so ever signs with the Yankees shall be excommunicated.

Dead to me, Dead to the greater New England area.

>>76609820
old fashiones idea

>>76609816
wtf then i wouldnt get to hear don

>>76609835
i don't care about that

Saying please always works.

Thanks anon!

>>76609820
If Tom Brady were to sign with the Yanks...

Posters, signed footballs, all burned.

>>76609820
Get a load of this guy, haha.
He probably hasnt followed the red sox since 2004.

>>76609801
>>76609845
no shut up

>this one atrocious angle that seems to be the only thing they can show

So now we only have one camera working in the ballpark?

>>76609853
Jacoby, Damon, dead to me.

>>76609878
>>76609881
wow both relax

>>76609885
What about Youk?

>>76609888
hey dont fucking tell me to calm down jackwagon

>Pork Cello

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>>76609909
He's okay because he married into royalty

i like this angle better

>>76609909
Dead

>>76609909
If Damon doesn't get a pass...

someone just got knocked by the foul ball to the right of me

>>76609875

THANKS ANON!!!!!!

>>76609909
He was a double agent tbqh with you Joe.

76609972, don't at me

>>76609719
he was referring to him riding around on a horse after he won a ring with the yankees

>>76609969
nvm
just some old guy got hit in the arm

>>76609999
lol nice

>>76609930
Ugh that second sister from the left looks exactly like Tom Brady but with longer hair. Imagine if you were fucking her and you looked in her face and all you could see was Tom Brady? It would probably make me lose my boner because I'm not gay.

>>76610011
i cum faster

holy fuck I'm going to sedoku if they play this fucking 7-Up commercial again

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>>76610011
She's the perfect woman

>getting your dick wet
>reminded of brady
couldn't think of anything better besides maybe her cumming nacho cheese or ice cream or something

I stepped on dog shit again today

>>76610059
Good day.

BASED LEFTY KILLER

KILLED THAT RIGHTY

is Rick an ace

lefty killer wow lefty killed by the lefty killer

>>76610059
perro caca

>>76610059
WHY DO YOU CONTINUALLY LOOK FOR DOG KAKA TO STEP INTO
O
U
N
G

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WOW,

>>76610089
good

>>76610091
good

UT i think you were meant to be a boston fan

>>76610139
thanks

>>76610139

THANKS WOOSTON

>>76610143
you're welcome

>>76610139
wtf you're insulting us again tbqh with you Joe, please stop that

>>76610188
being insulted is good retard

>Yakkety Yaks

he didn't give up more runs

PLEASE score some

now that Don is back is gary coming back too

>>76610367
PLOEASE do not tell the players what to do

>>76610400
im not telling players i'm telling john

wtf thats fan interference

like blatant

>>76610367

>Said PLEASE


fug

>>76610439
didn't said anything i wrote, your'e welcome for the english leson

Matt Barnes - Derek Fisher matchup when?

please score runs PLEASE

PLEASE

why the hell they ddn't score

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>another Xander GIDP

HE DOES THIS EVERY GAME NOW REEEEEEEE

>>76610459

>Micks speaking english

lmao cuck

I love the talks, bros, but barring Draper gracing us I fail to see how my curse isn't afflicting this game.


Goobye.

>>76608124
Stop posting this

Esther the old lady cage fighter. That 7 up commercial caught me off guard.

>>76610528
your curse afflicts you later, me the deliverer, throwing my bag through window

WHY WOULD YOU CUT THAT OFF

>>76610567
who

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>>76610566

why didn't they do a triple play there

Why is Porcello even still out there? gah

YANKEE FAN IN HERE TO RETURN THE FAVOR FROM EARLIER TODAY

WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOAAAAAA

IMAGINE LOSING 6-1 IN PRIME TIME ON NATIONAL TELEVISION

MUST BE A RED SOX TRADITION

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

pedroia really fuked up this inning if you think about it

>>76610635
how is John Valentin doing btw

>>76608124

One of the few joys in my life, each and every day

>>76610672
dead last i heard

>>76610637
John Farrell is a fucking retard idiot moron dummy

Haha rick trying to spin one to the temple

>>76610645
How is that Eli fraud case.

He thought so little about you as to sell fake memorabilia to his fans.

>>76610680
o shit m8 rly?

>>76610367
i think the wrong team heard you, you should have been specific

>>76610693
haha

>>76610645

>Yakkety Yaks

i am so freaking tired of the jews

>>76610497
he's been really bad

>>76610697
>bawston fans thinks this is unironcally worse than their QB/coach literally breaking rules and destroying any credibility the NFL ever had.

>>76610801
who the fucks are you and why are you posted in my thread??!

>>76610784

THIS

dang it Nintendoooo

>it's a red sox try to bunt episode
a piece of my soul dies every time tbqh with you Joe

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>>76610813
>my

bustinentdi

>>76610854
soulds aren't real stupid, only science

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I miss dad.

>MLB debut
ok please dont bust

Who the fuck is Maddox?

>>76610973
tomorrow's dad day

>>76610995
new kid

>>76610995
it's Greg Maddox's son

what the hell was that should call them the houston BOWLERS lmao

ferrari's out of the garage it's comeback time

stupid mookie

I hope we don't lose tbqh with you Joe.

>almost another error by Sandomcfatass

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>76611399
they aready won one game that's more than i thought

>>76611445
same

if you really think about it, ther'es no way anything man made can orbit the earth because it's too hot there

anyone still watching you're gay if you reply

>>76611496
sorry too much for me to think about tbqh with you Joe you have to dumb it down for a pee brain dumb idiot like me

>>76611570
ok think about being as a big oven if you stay away from the oven you're fine but you put yourself into oven and do you think you can put a space station there or not

come on Xandah

>>76611629
he didn't do anythign

GG Strosbros

It seems the $117M grape man has returned to form for us.

>>76611585
wow ok interesting

don orSHITTO

fucking traitor faggot

gg Astrobros

I like your team

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj4nJ1YEAp4

no seriously think about it no way for any person to get to space or orbit, too hot

astronauts inside 'space station' are held up by wires, outside is deep sea

earth is concave