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First for mong

>de gay

Real Madrid say forward Cristiano Ronaldo, 32, has not told the club he wishes to leave. (ABC - in Spanish)

However, the Portugal striker is not planning to return to Spain after playing at the Confederations Cup in Russia. (Record - in Portuguese)

Ronaldo told his agent Jorge Mendes two months ago that he wanted to leave Madrid. (AS)

Paris St-Germain would be favourites to sign Ronaldo if he does move as the French club held secret talks with agent Jorge Mendes hours before the forward helped Real Madrid win the Champions League. (Daily Mail)

Chelsea are not prepared to give Antonio Conte greater control over their recruitment policy, amid suggestions the manager is growing frustrated with a lack of summer signings. (Guardian)

But the Blues have no intention of allowing Conte to leave and will support him in the transfer market, with deals for four players - including Everton's 23-year-old striker Romelu Lukaku - set to take spending up to £250m.(Daily Mirror)

Chelsea have had a £55.2m bid for Juventus left-back Alex Sandro rejected but the Italian club will let the 26-year-old leave if he says he wants a move. (Daily Mail)

Tottenham are preparing to sell Kevin Wimmer but want £20m for the 24-year-old Austria defender. (Sun)

Manchester City reserve keeper Willy Caballero, 35, is likely to be confirmed as Chelsea's first signing of the summer.(Evening Standard)

Tottenham have told Manchester United that they will have to spend £50m to sign their 23-year-old England midfielder Eric Dier.(Daily Telegraph)

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>>76604002
Tell me about modern football in India.

>>76604151
Just IMAGINE actually living in India LMAO

i would paste the rest of the gossip but i really dont care

>>76604228
fair play

>>76604167
>mfw goys go to some third world shithole for a month, but never leave the tourist safespaces
>mfw "ACTUALLY as a VEGAN and as someone who ACTUALLY lived in [insert third world shithole] ALL of the people are much nicer than the RACISTS in this country. Also I'm VEGAN"

Every time.

>>76604351
veganism is a sound philosophy

i'm too degenerate to follow it myself of course

>>76601062
>>76601383
STOP avatarfagging reeeeeeeeeee.

>>76604393
Vegans are completely insane and wrong, and should be genocided.
t. Pamela Lillian Isley

Everton bossing the market. Is it time to become a /lifelong/ toffee?

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>>76604451
It's ok brazil, you can still post Kumiko.

Donaldo literally shitting himself lmao

>>76604351
>watching an asmr youtuber (don't shame)
>keeps going on about being a vegan
>has another channel where they're screaming about how we need to be meaner to muslims
lol

>>76604151
might be the bristol rovers shitposter who has on occasion used an indian proxy

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>>76604494
I prefer Reina tbqhwyf.

yet to meet a vegan that doesnt have an instagram or twitter account where they post pictures of their shitty vegan lifestyle

Just finished Resident Evil 7. Pretty good desu.

I went vegan for a month just so I could act like a condescending vegan to my housemates

Highly recommend it

we've been sold a lie

because i believe in yesterdaaaaaay

>>76604704
yesterday doesn't exist, it is always today

Will Aubameyang leave Dortmund this summer now the PSG move is off?

If so where will he go?
Can't believe he hasn't been linked to more clubs desu, if Morata is seemingly worth £70m Aubameyang is a steal at £61m

>>76604951
>if Morata is seemingly worth £70m Aubameyang is a steal at £61m
I don't get it either. He scored 31 league goals this season, 25 the last and is in his prime.

>replacing old fullbacks with an even older fullback
>poop

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i will always be the most relevant anon

>>76604951
Real might get him if they lose ronaldo (lol)

He's way older than I thought tho

>>76605071
yeah, i swear he was like 22 just last year

>>76605071
27 is prime age for a striker though

They only issue with him is he relies a lot on his pace so he may struggle when he hits the 30/31+ barrier. Even so 3 or 4 years of goals is better than paying for potential like Morata who has only really had 1 season of first team football, which was marred by injury.

>>76605023
Poop is just trying to get the old Barca gang back together

>>76605155
He's 28 this summer.

>>76604951
I dunno why PEA isn't being bought by Arse instead of Mbappe. I know Mbappe and Wonga have been in contact with each other for years; but surely PEA is better?

>>76605168
So he is, tomorrow apparently.

Well even so he is a steal when you see some of the prices floating around this summer

>>76605202
Wonga doesn't buy players without resale value because he is a mong

>that half-drunk and tired with a headache feel

Just end me la

i am sports

/trans / really died down today.

i am art

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>>76605254
>>76605276
Drums.

>>76605248
I feel for you norway

>>76605292
>receding hairline
ewwwwwwwwww

>>76605272
Slow news day. Look at some of the 'gossip' posted in todays papers, it is basically papers scrambling around for a headline.

Also its a weekend, and clubs don't really do transfer business on weekends often

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>>76605309

>>76605292
x

>>76605226
>Arsenal chairmen don't buy players without resale value because they are mongs

Fixed for you mate.

quite hot lads

>>76605595
fan is a godsend

Nothing will happen until the Confed Cup is over, lads. Internationals and shit.

>>76605053
>shitposting about bristol rovers on an indian proxy
>relevant

'no'

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>>76604547
h-how else would you know though?

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muy bueno

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/jun/17/manchester-city-dani-alves-junventus

They just rused the shit out of levy

>>76606125
>otamendi and him together
imagine the diving

>>76605892
van dick seems excited

>>76606125
>Writing on the Players’ Tribune website in the buildup to the Champions League final earlier this month, Alves had high praise for the Catalan, saying: “If you turn the word ‘computer’ backwards, it spells ‘Steve Jobs’. If you turn the word ‘football’ backwards, it spells ‘Pep’. He is a genius. I’ll say it again. A genius.”

>mac
>computer

>>76606125
>'I didn't realise until about five years ago that Manchester had two teams,' said Alves. 'Of course Manchester United have been one of the most famous and successful clubs in Europe for many years - but I thought they were the only one.'

>>76604547
One of the postdocbat my lab has a vegan boyfriend who is very quiet about it

How do people sleep when it's hot

Pls help I'm not used to this

we were talking about fast food for some reason on the bus so i mentioned "a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce" and nobody got it but some black kid about three rows in front turned around and winked
he got it

>>76606804
They masturbate.

>>76606832
Don't get it.

>>76606804
1. open window
2. nekkid
3. cool side of the pillow
4. on top of the covers
5. frozen peas on fod/back for 5 then back to bed
after that cant help you m80

>>76606832
>that was over a decade ago

I'm watching a documentary about samurai.

Did you know that faggotry was completely normal back then? Not just amongst the foot soldiers either. It was a great honor to get fucked by your general/lord.

>>76607143
>3D vaginas
>before shaving
>before contraceptives
Boipussi is clearly a superior choice.

Where the fuck are the rumors you spastics?

Tottenham should
>sell Dier asap as he's terribly overrated on the market and not even homegrown
>let Eriksen leave if Barcelona really bid 60m on him
>get Lemar, whatever the price. This guy is amazing and he's barely 21 yo
>>76607143
Of course, Oda Nobunaga himself had Ranmaru, his boipussy. It was also very common in Europe before christianity came and ruined all the fun

>>76608057
>ruined all the fun
didnt stop a lot of priests tbf

>>76608106
A lot of people, throughout history.
But it wasn't cool anymore and being accused of sodomy wasn't a nice thing at all.

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>Dani Alves wants to join Guardiola at City
>City may make a big offer for Alex Sandro too
>N'Zonzi probably in
>Szczesny probably in
>Douglas Costa not official yet so anything can happen
We're finished, aren't we?

>>76608288
>>City may make a big offer for Alex Sandro too

Chelsea already offered around 55 million.

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>>76608370
>55m for a 26 year old full back

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>getting drunk by yourself at 2:30 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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>>76608734
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE PATHETIC

>>76604476
Nah man it makes complete sense, I tried it and lasted like 40 mins but theres no denying how much the planet would benefit if we all did it

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>>76608779
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I KNOW RIGHT LMAO

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lads
LADS
>mBRAAAPe

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>>76609074
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>76609155
Hahahaha XD you are a good meme maker

NNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDD

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Tbf I'm accompanied by my cat

Lads, it's Tottenham

xD

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>late night yurospee

>>76609725
haha these them real nigga hours famalam

>>76609765
Don't you have machine-posting on blue boards that needs to be done?

>>76609804
when ya'll niBBas gonna learn that i'm not machine-fuck juden

>>76608734
You're not alone though, m8
You're with us

>>76609825
Well it's not like you have different flags or anything

>>76609890
yeah but americans also have the same flag and no one ever confuses them with each other

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>>76609914
i never recognize Americans desu, I've just looked at them like an entity on this site.

>>76609884
Thanks la

Nice thread ya got here.

>>76611343
this

>inb4 new day new thread meme

Please don't

>>76611715
t h i s

>>76608500
a good fullback is really rare

Going to the gym for the first time in a minute lads, wish me luck

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>>76614815
Good luck friend, check out some gym slags for me there as well.

>>76614855
She's using the machine wrong!

>>76614855
how does she move her leg off the machine without looking like an a fool and slamming the weights?

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>>76608057
>tfw the koei interpretation of Sengoku era landlords where everyone fits a certain category of gay porn perfectly may not be that distant from reality

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>>76608871
Pamela Lillian Isley is Poison Ivy.

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>tfw you put on an egregious amount of weight in your last relationship but are somehow swimming in way more pussy now that you're recently single and fat than you ever did when you were skinnier and available

lads, are cute girls a trap?

>>76615899
Viceversa, traps are cute girls.

>>76614808
more like eye catching fullbacks are rare unless wing backs

>>76608734
is this because of big strong sander berge going to arsenal?

>>76615918
theres a cute girl in my campus with highlighted hair, is it a bad sign

>>76615930
>Signing a guy because he is tall

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>tfw you can browse /sp/ in your free time for the first time in 2 years because you're finally free

>>76615956
manlets BTFO

>>76615956
>implying zigic isn't the GOAT

Real Madrid say it would take a £350m deal to allow forward Cristiano Ronaldo to leave the club, which they expect to deter Paris St-Germain and Manchester United. (Mail on Sunday)

>But Ronaldo's advisers say a fee of €150m (£131m) will be enough, with the player wanting a "fresh challenge".(Sunday Telegraph)

Chelsea have emerged as surprise contenders for Ronaldo, with owner Roman Abramovich ready to pay a world-record fee for the 32-year-old. (Sunday Express)

>Real president Florentino Perez has told Portugal forward Ronaldo that he will not stand in his way if he wants to leave the Spanish champions. (Marca)

Ronaldo will only stay at Madrid if the club agrees to pay his disputed £13m tax bill. (Sunday Mirror)

>Ronaldo's agent Jorge Mendes is considering possible destinations for his client, while Real, who are yet to receive any bids, believe the 32-year-old may have a change of heart in time. (El Pais)

Manchester City are closing in on the signing of Juventus' 34-year-old Brazil right-back Dani Alves. (Guardian)

>City boss Pep Guardiola also wants to sign Tottenham right-back Kyle Walker, 27. (Sun)

Bayern Munich hope to beat City to the signing of the England defender and will offer Walker £150,000 a week. (Sunday Express)

>Liverpool are close to sealing a £35m deal with Roma for their 25-year-old Egypt and former Chelsea winger Mohamed Salah. Mail on Sunday)

Former Barcelona boss Luis Enrique is an option to replace Antonio Conte as manager at Chelsea, but the Premier League champions do not want the Italian to leave. (Sunday Telegraph)

>Chelsea are confident Conte will sign a new contract at Stamford Bridge before the start of next season. (Times)

The Blues could scupper Manchester United's move for Real Madrid forward Alvaro Morata with a £70m bid for the 24-year-old. (Sunday Mirror)

>>76604002
The loan of my gf to Gastarbeiter FC in Germany has been finalized, hope she comes back loaded with cash and not immigrant semen desu.

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>Bertrand Traore set for €19m move to Lyon, says De Telegraaf
They better have inserted a buyback clause.

>>76616003
apparently those clauses are illegal in france

>>76615983
>Tottenham could move for Manchester United's Chris Smalling, 27, with boss Mauricio Pochettino wanting cover at centre-back. (Sun)

Arsenal are set to beat Everton to the £18m signing of Sander Berge, a 19-year-old Norwegian midfielder who plays for Belgian club Genk. (Sunday Mirror)

>Malaga's 21-year-old ex-Barcelona forward Sandro Ramirez has passed a medical at Everton and is on the verge of completing a £5m move to Goodison Park. (AS)

Liverpool are still interested in signing Sporting Lisbon's 22-year-old winger Gelson Martins, who the Portuguese club value at £44m. (A Bola)

>Everton are set to make a £16m bid for AC Milan and former France Under-21 forward M'Baye Niang, 22, who was on loan at Watford last season. (Daily Star)

Bournemouth striker Joshua King, 25, says he was "intrigued" by reports of interest from Tottenham, but the Norway international plans to stay at the club next season. (Bournemouth Echo)

>Everton will have to pay Swansea £40m if they want to sign 27-year-old Iceland attacking midfielder Gylfi Sigurdsson. (Liverpool Echo)

Willy Caballero's agent says the 35-year-old former Manchester City keeper does have an offer from Newcastle, but he has doubts over moving to the "cold but pretty" north-east. (Evening Chronicle)

>Southampton want to appoint a new manager within 10 days - in good time before pre-season starts on 29 June - with Frank de Boer and Mauricio Pellegrino the two frontrunners. (Daily Echo)

Juventus general manager Beppe Marotta says his club "have a duty" to consider signing a player as talented as 18-year-old AC Milan and Italy keeper Gianluigi Donnarumma if he is available, and confirmed they are close to signing Brazil midfielder Douglas Costa, 26, from Bayern Munich. (ESPN)

>Real Sociedad president Jokin Aperribay says the Spanish club want to sign Manchester United's 22-year-old Belgium winger Adnan Januzaj this summer. (Manchester Evening News)

who /hayfever/ here

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>tfw less than 24 hrs after breaking up with your gf your coworker who is engaged to be married texts you and says she hasnt been fucked right in years

>>76616019
Memepiss has one at lyon.

>>76616019
Sugoi, he goes for nothing and Chelsea will have to spend 4 times that to sign him back. Though now I am curious if and who Chelsea will sign as third striker.

>>76615983
>Ronaldo will only stay at Madrid if the club agrees to pay his disputed £13m tax bill. (Sunday Mirror)
Huehuehuehue

>Manchester City are closing in on the signing of Juventus' 34-year-old Brazil right-back Dani Alves. (Guardian)
Older than any City's clean up, having history of looking down on them. This is really stupid.

>>76616022
Sunderland will be forced to pay £9.2m to Inter Milan for Argentina attacking midfielder Ricky Alvarez, 29, after losing a court case. (Sunderland Echo)

>Arsenal and England midfielder Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, 23, is growing increasingly frustrated by the slow progress in new contract discussions with the Gunners. Mail on Sunday)

>>76616038
How's he doing there

>>76615941
Does she smell bad?

>Be Ronaldo
>Doing some casual tap ins in CL matches and checking out the beauties on the beach
>High sportsmanship and generally a great imagine in newspapers
>Suddenly the spanish government (suprisingly AFTER the CL final) tells you that you're a criminal and ruins your reputation
>It's about your taxes, a subject that is so complex (especially in Ronaldos case) that there are only like 5 or 10 people in the world who would even understand what's going on
>B-BUT YOU SIGNED the papers

Come on, it's literally a witch hunt, he did nothing wrong

>>76616074
she smells good desu

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>>76616101
Sorry bro

Tsu to United and Messi to City?

>>76616213
Who goes to Liverpool?

>>76616574
me

>sunday

cheeky toby's anyone?

>>76604129
Why does Chelsea want Lukaku? If they want a gorilla they already have one that is a lot better than Lukaku.

>>76616849
Costa is out.

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oh shiet

>>76616868
lol

what dialect does verratti speak

>>76608057
Why would Tottenham sell key players for a ligue 1 meme?

>>76616868
He gonna go Utd

Guys when will Ronnie to Utd be announced?

>>76616868
What a fucking baby
Respect your contract faggot

>>76616893
seaside Abruzzese, which is prett much pugliese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbQ_lIdvWmQ

>>76616868
t-translation?

>wake up
>Ronaldo's still at Madrid
As expected

>>76616965
Verratti: i dont want to go back to PSG
PSG: we won't sell you

meanwhile Barcelona is ready to spend 100 bananas for him

>>76616965
>Verratti, diktat to PSG: "I'm not coming back to Paris"
>direct message to the club which replies: "we're not selling him", but opens up to a pay raise. Meanwhile Barça is ready
>according to his agent, the spanish are ready to spend 100M€

>>76616994
Thanks, Luigi

just ate a full pack of custard creams

Reminder that Nasri and Bony are still on City's books
Reminder City pay Nasri, Bony and Hart 400k/week just to not play for them
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4614074/Man-City-pressure-high-wages-unwanted-trio.html

I hope >we scam a good sum for Alves since it's City

>have all the money in the world or close to it
>sign a 34 years old fullback
Is the fullback situation that dire?

>>76617300
Pep is just going full autist

>>76617300
>release all of your ageing fullbacks
>replace with an ageing fullback

>>76617356
>>76617333
baffling how can a nation invent football yet be so shit at it, either on the field or in the mindset
pep going to city is like giving caviar to pigs

>>76617300
they're planning on signing 2 fullbacks for each side, alves is probably an intended back up to walker or whoever

>>76617511
That's his choice. He's a fraud.

>>76617557
yes yes, the manager who won everything and re-invented football in europe is a fraud
yes, very convincing arguments indeed

I was wondering where the french Pep apologist went

>>76617544
Would Alves be happy sitting on bench?

happy dad 24h
what is the dadliest transfer?

>>76617622
Rooney to Everton

did u buy a gift for yo daddy /trans/?

>>76617602
at 34 he should be

>>76617645
Would Zlatan?

>>76617673
would have had to been this season

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>>76617597
>Poop will spend another hundred mil and fail to win anything
Beauitful philosophy.

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>>76617698
*blocks your path*

>>76617698
Chelsea will collapse after or before Conte is sacked this october
>liverpool
>arsenal
>spurs
It's between City and United for the league this season.

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>>76617740
>United

>>76617740
You know they said it would be between those two last season as well, look how that turned out. They were both out of it pretty much by december

>>76617740
>Having to cheer on United
Grim

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What happened to Scott Sinclair's (the Glasgow Celtic FC Winger) wag's tits? Theyre like half the size now

>>76617808
why would you go against city? they don't even have the fans to be annoying

>>76617584
He invented nothing. Just added more possession which is just plain boring and never made a team stronger. He's a fraud.

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Am I tipping my fedora yet? At the top it say recommended by the way.

>>76617597
Or the Spanish one who was so adamant that he would destroy this league

Verratti rompe col Psg: "Non torno a Parigi, voglio il Barcellona"

>>76617847
Kek
>Trailing at 6th
>Qatarlona customer disappears until he can scrape into 4th

>>76617833
>Just added more possession which is just plain boring and never made a team stronger.
a daring analysis
stick to watching west brom

Lukaku Bakayoko LEnrique IN when

>>76617838
>no super chill lo fi chill hip hop beats to chill or chill to

>>76617853
need to fast forward to the era when not every good player tries to force their way to farca or halal

>>76617838
>No le alt right youtubers
atleast you're not /pol/

>>76617871
Explain to me what's revolutionary

>>76617643
i didn't get him a gift but we are going to a baseball game together to watch the local city team play the Cuba's mens team
my mom is getting him sandals
i feel like he would be happiest with like, ribs or something. he keeps telling us he doesn't need clothes and he doesn't drink or smoke anymore so that basically leaves chocolate and red meat.

>>76617990
buy him pizza

>>76618001
we had it on friday actually

>>76617838
>tfw all m&b youtubers have severe tism

>>76617971
its more an evolution of cryuffy style only with more passing and gegenpress(in spanish)

>>76617643
its not father's day here

>>76618013
ok buy him some poutine

>>76618035
Yeah pretty much, Reformist isn't all that bad tbf but his videos are riddled with autistic outbursts.

>>76617838
I unironically watch and enjoy pewdiepie videos since a year or so

I actually think he's a good comedian

>>76617380

Do you fight and win /trans/?

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>mouse

>>76616022
>Liverpool are still interested in signing Sporting Lisbon's 22-year-old winger Gelson Martins, who the Portuguese club value at £44m. (A Bola)

Another RW? Aren't they about to buy Salah? And on top of that, they already have Mane, who I would assume is going to be played on the left if they get either or both of these guys. I guess this means Coutinho is gonna play further back and Wijnaldum or Lallana aren't guaranteed a place in the starting roster.

>>76618223
The Martins thing is just Liverpool posturing with Roma and showing them that they have other options. But it's really obvious they still want Salah. Liverpool are not good at this.

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>dreamt about gf to me

>>76617544
I don't think they are close to signing Walker considering Spurs demand 40 million bongs for him.

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>>76618259
>dreamt about ex gf from 3+ years ago
>wake up
>not real

>>76618258
Going to be weird seeing Scousers wearing the new shirt with Mohammed on the back.

>>76618272
The signing would make them a more attractive club in bongland.

>>76618259
I did too but it would likely give rise to financial fair play issues.

>>76618272
Liverpool already have a prayer room for their muslim players, it's the paki club.

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Dreamt about being full normie.

It was really scary desu.

would buy a Ronaldo PSG shirt desu lads

Mancini apparently wants Manolas at Zenit on a 3.5m p/y contract. PL teams please step up and don't let him go to Russia.

>>76618223
They still have Batshuayi who's a better gorilla than Lukaku. Wouldn't surprise me if Chelsea signs Morata. Lukaku makes 0 sense.

>>76618359
soz m8 just spunked £35m on some portoguese meme
t. edwood ward

>>76618359
fuck off mancini, let Inter take manolas

>>76617813
lost weight and a non-magical bra

>>76618477
That might be worse desu.

>>76618442
I honestly can't see Batty being a gorilla.

>>76616042
Alves likes Pep, City will 100% sign another fullback. Don't think it's that bad of a deal, in total it'll probably cost the 5m pounds + a year of wages at something like 200k a week, which is nothing for the English clubs.

>>76618633
He is though

>>76619049
He's not tall, he's not big, his aerial won is 0.2 per game (Lukaku's is 3.7).
Just because he's black it doesn't he's a gorilla.

>>76619080
He has a monkey name though

>>76619246
Thank you and he looks like a gorilla and probably weight a lot as well. Height isn't the only parameter when deciding whether a player is a gorilla or not

>>76619285
>probably weight a lot as well.
78kg apparently.

>>76619285

Lukaku was 95 kg at 6% bodyfat when he was at Chelsea (said so on a TV interview). Keep in mind that he's also 6'3. He's blessed by nigger genetics.
Batty wasn't as blessed physically. He flopped hard and was a shit transfer.

>>76619316
That's a lot for a player that is 185

>>76619372
He's in great form now though both in Chelsea and in Belgium.

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>Vin Diesel: For me, It's Watanabe You

chelsea say 86, premier league says 78
http://www.chelseafc.com/teams/first-team/michy-batshuayi.html
https://www.premierleague.com/players/7450/Michy-Batshuayi/overview

>>76619444
Good man.

>>76619442
Are you talking about Batshuayi? He's started like 3 games, and his "great form" is scoring a bunch of shit goals against shit teams when Chelsea have already won the title.

>>76619466
Even if he was 86, Batty is hardly a gorilla, especially when compared to Lukaku.

>>76619466
>Overbilling his height
Chelsea trying to work those marks, brother.

Any updates on the Ronaldo to Man Utd situation

>>76619539
dunno what fergie sees in that twink from sporting desu

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Bit torn between being glad P$G get fucked over Verratti and being sad he leaves our league

>>76619442
>>76619490

Batshuayi has hardly been getting minutes for club or country. He did score in the last 3 PL fixtures, once Chelsea already won the title. These were against West Brom (a team which stopped giving a fuck ever since reaching 40 points), Watford (who were nearly relegated)and Sunderland (worst team in the league) - so not all that impressive. He spent most of the time on the bench for WC qualifiers and only scored for his country in a friendly against the Czech Republic. Though he may be a super-sub, he can't expect to be the starting choice for Conte. A player like Lukaku can offer more as he is a far more complete player, hence why they are looking to get him.

>>76619622
if he leaves then psj will probably sign some supermeme

>>76619622
>P$G get fucked over Verratti
Will they though? They're stubborn cunts, have him on something like a 4 year deal and don't need the money.

Chinese league is really bad

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the ol' chicken or the egg

>>76619654
>>76619495
>>76619503
>>76619490
>>76619442
>>76619372
Michy is 1m85
Why are you even talking about Lukaku and Michy. They'll join Benteke and Origi tier. Oulare was a mistake but Dimata is the real deal. He's going to be huge. I promise.

>>76619622
Getting €100m for him is far from getting fucked over. It's basically funds for the Ronaldo transfer.

>>76619757
Lukaku is actually good though.

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>>76619757

>>76619670
it's G

>>76619803
M8, Lukaku is a black worse Mandzukic

>>76619757
Does Belgium have any white strikers?

>>76619821
t. Ngoy and Leya Iseka fangirl
Both will fail blud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5J1ZTcHUOY

He will not get the crosses and the space to score like this at Chelsea

>>76619803
He has no ability with a football

>>76619872
If you go on an expedition through the Congolese bush are you going to carry your own luggage?

>>76619908
Leopold pls

>>76619906
Better with the ball at his feet than Costa though but that isn't saying much.

>>76619872
Dries Mertens.

>>76619908
What's that have to do with the fact there's no white strikers?

>>76619944
Correction: Leopold II, son of german immigrants and a welfare leech

>>76619908
I don't get it

it is v hot

>>76619746
>15 of the 22 players over 21
that rule needs to be changed

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>>76619948
>5ft7
>striker

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>>76619951
Whites are better equipped for other positions. Like Mister Michel said, sweating and suffering isn't for whites

>>76619967
You'll lose a hand for that

>>76619948
Coincidentally the best

>>76619846
>>76619906
bad posts
>>76619993
good post

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>>76619948

>>76620002
>in the post-messi age
>talking about someone being too short for being a striker

>>76620002
28 goals this season in the defendier league

>>76620031
Entering the post-messi era do not mean hobbits have any place in a competitive environment

>>76620004
Meyn, on dutch slaveships cutting off hands was just a sadist way to pass the time. In Congo the practics already existed (Portugal and Holland were there first). Unlike the dutchies, who cut off hands when they were still alive, in Congo, private property of 1 (one) man, the hands were taking from corpses.

>Italian sources confirm Liverpool are prepared to offer €45m to Roma, so Mohamed Salah’s medical will be Tuesday or Wednesday.

great winger pool gets and price is ok too.

>>76619995
well it would be silly to have the qualifying players not be able to play

>>76620095
No, I mean switch it round so that you're only allowed to play in any qualifier if you'll be under 21 at the time of the tournament

>>76619906
He's actually improved quite a bit at playing the ball over the past season.

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Would quite like you lads to rate my gf desu

>>76620134
I'd post her during a game's half time break.

>>76620134
the only image where she doesn't look like a hog

>>76620189

Theres more?

>>76620134
She's not your girlfriend and she fucks niggers.

>>76616031
More bullshit than any of the rumours in this thread

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>>76620201
ye

>>76620321

post them then

>>76620351
https://www.instagram.com/caitlanknapton/

>>76620390

TOP SLAG

>>76620321
top brekkie

>>76617728
What the fuck?

Hi /trans/

Got my ~25-30 pages final paper due Wednesday and I'm still procrastinating on /sp/
Also, I work 9 am-5pm on weekdays

How fucked am I?

/trans/-related: pls no tsu at PSG

>>76620858
>fried egg
>top anything

literally any other way to prepare an egg is superior

>>76621143
How much do you have left to do?

Tsu is staying in Madrid

>>76616868

You can have this whining cunt. With his lifestyle he'll be injured half of what remains of his career

>AS Monaco midfielder Fabinho has decided that he wants to join PSG this summer, according to Téléfoot.
snubchester

>>76621224
I have a lot of notes, but they're only written notes and I still need to choose the outline and start actually typing.
Gonna be a long night

>>76620092
So that's why they make prayer room

fuck when will people buy inter players so they can start shopping

>>76621520
never ever, they suck
best we can do is try and off them to china.

>>76621520
only marketable one beside icardi is perisic

>>76621520
It sounds like they're being pretty stubborn with the Perisic fee

>>76621707
>>76621784
Any chance that Inter will give opportunities to their youth? It sounded like they invested in their academy but possibly they are going down the Chelsea route of flipping the kids for a small profit.

https://twitter.com/AlasdairGold/status/876418899818033152
what a faggot

>>76621784
and sevilla just tried to jew jovetic fee down by saying they cant afford the fee and wages. maybe inter can sell him elsewhere for the 14mill

>>76621937
inters academies have provided the most serie a players in italy the problem is just not in inter. the new youth and italian approach may increase this fortunately.

>>76621937
the youth team keeps winning title after title, it's a shame FIGC won't allow clubs to have B teams playing in lower tiers to give their youngsters some experience in pro football. There's some promising lads (Pinamonti, Miangue, Vanheustden or however it's spelled) but who knows how good they will really be. Knowing inter's history, the ones we'll keep will end up being shit while the ones we'll sell will become world-class (Bonucci was an Inter youth player, kek)

Been slowly pushing out sloppy shits for a solid half hour lads. Just want to say thanks for helping out with your truly excellent posting.

>>76605892
3 of these player won't be there next season

>>76605892
gabbiadini always looks like a NEET straight from /r9k/ that happened to become a professional footballer by total accident.

HI WHERE ARE THE FUCKING TRANSFERS
I NEED TRANSFERS INJECTED STRAIGHT INTO MY BLOODSTREAM

>>76620390
I've just realised that loads of creepy neets have a whole folder of bookmarked Instagram whores, barely half their age, who they autisticly follow and wank to daily.

If I ever have a daughter I'm controlling her social media output until she's 25.

>>76622407
You should be proud if somebody wanks to your daughter m8.

>>76619746
>that spanish team
>"under 21"

I love /trans/, lads.

>>76622424
No way. I was out at this outdoor club last night and this one tiny teenage girl was stood on a rock with her arms hanging from a tree gyrating in hot pants and a bralet for maybe an hour until someone grabbed her. And I thought we haven't really come all that far have we?

Check one two
Good afternoon, you're locked into the /trans/ thread
Constant funposting and fresh memes guaranteed

>>76605272
Getting worried

>>76622452
I love (You)

>>76622489
yeah she should be pursuing a career and into politics right

>>76622068
I saw that Vanheusden made the first team squad a few times at the end of last season and score the opener in the primavera final round (or watchamecallit) to help his team become champions. Hoping he gets a look in.

Miangue's loan was a failure. Hardly played at all. Initially De Boer trusted the kid. Hopefully he saw something in him and he'll eventually come good.

>>76622407
If anyone would be so kind as to provide me with such a folder, I would appreciate it a lot.

Ronaldo's not really going back to Man U is he? I mean, really?

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>>76622068
>Bonucci was an Inter youth player, kek

He was sent to Genoa as a part of that Milito/Motta deal so you could say he did a lot of good for Inter

>>76622594
He's at Cobham as we speak.

>>76622594
He just wants a new contract

>>76620390
That's not even the same person

>>76622594
Liverpool bound, la.

>>76615899
What part of Singapore are you from lad? I used to live in Jurong and Bukit Batok as a kid

>>76622626
she literally has this image >>76620134
on there

>>76622626
Based blindbro

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r8 my new kicks lads

also theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPEBRVAeFCY

>>76622639
woodlands la

>>76622684
Garbage. Be ashamed of yourself desu.

Cute bois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFNg97D6aiw

Will you be watching the Confed Cup, /trans/?

>>76622531
Nope just self respect would suffice.

At least prostitutes are wise enough to make some money out of it.

>>76622955
When is it?

Bleachers Report really like suckling United cock more than any other news outlet.

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>>76622997
Mexico vs. Portugal in 10 bings