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/heem/: the leech edition

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Upcoming events:

Wednesdays at 10 PM EST, 7 PM PST, 3 AM BST - New TUF 25 episodes aired

6/23: LFA 14 - Allen vs Anders
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Previous thread: >>76595284

News:

>UFC FN 111 bonuses
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/06/ufc-fight-night-111-bonuses-you-know-holly-holms-sick-kick-was-worth-50000

>UFC FN 111 attendance and gate
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/06/ufc-fight-night-111-draws-reported-8414-attendance-for-839300-usd-live-gate

>Footage of Li Jingliang vs Frank Camacho
https://www.mma-core.com/videos/Li_Jingliang_vs_Frank_Camacho_Full_Fight_UFC_Fight_Night_111/10181062

>Hughes awake and responsive
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/06/ufc-hall-of-famer-matt-hughes-awake-and-responsive-day-after-truck-train-accident

>Tybura calls out Dan Hardy in postfight interview
http://www.mmaweekly.com/marcin-tybura-calls-out-dan-hardy-in-ufc-singapore-post-fight-interview
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*GADOOOSH*
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Be truthful to all: who is YOUR favorite UFC Female fighter?
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Is he gay?
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>>76603271
>UFC

nah thanks
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You hungry, Tiger?
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SHISH HISHH
wtf does she do it?
i thought she was a boxer
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Tim Hauge is kill
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>>76603307
weeb. you're a disgrace to the formerly great nation, and arguably greatest of all time, England
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>>76603309
I don't know whats funnier. That pic or how much it triggers Coral Springs.
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Tony desu lads
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>>76603322
to let people know to defend.
Shes like a boss in a video game that blinks a cue before they hit you
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What did he mean by this?
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>>76603357
Lmao mate I'm not English, just like most of the people with this flag
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>>76603390
Incorrect
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Soon
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>>76603390
god damn it, GOD DAMN IT where did it all go wrong
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>>76603429
https://www.instagram.com/p/BVcmkWpFBEM/
is this good for your knee?
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Hatred towards Ross Pearson ended.
Colby Covington is my antiboy now.
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Chris Van Heersen was saying this
“I have nothing but respect for McGregor. There’s no bad blood. I think [he’s] phenomenal. And being a southpaw, it’s gonna work in his favor. He’s got the power to do it. I wasn’t fazed by his power, I wasn’t hurt. But again, we didn’t have 10-ounce gloves on and he’s got some small chance of causing an upset.”

Why the hell would you talk about "power" when it's sparring? You don't go full force
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Why doesn't Tony Ferguson have more fans?
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>>76603486
its still relative

his 80% wouldnt be the same as tyrones 80% for example
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>>76603486
which one is conair

the guy in the red moves great
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>>76603540
Conair is in Blue lel
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>>76603486
how much is mcgregor getting paid to look like complete shit? i've been boxing since 1999 he looks terrible lol
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>>76603555
jesus christ, he is gonna get killed by floyd
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>>76603486
To be fair though, Heersen was called in to prepare for Nate. Who is a southpaw, taller and longer in reach. Also, its sparring.
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>>76603375
He might be the most entertaining fighter
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>>76603564
That's longer than posters here have been alive.
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>>76603624
i'm still shit my hand-eye coordination and speed is shotgun to face worthy
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>>76603486
My god he looks awful on the ropes, hes gonna get his face caved in
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>>76603514
Yeah but sparring isn't even 80%, or at least, doesn't appear to be here >>76603486

To say you weren't hurt in sparring seems a bit of a redundant statement, no? You're not supposed to get hurt
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First for my girl
Esparza we're coming to kill you!!! (Jun25,UFN112,Oklahoma)
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Yikes!
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>>76603505
I really like his fight style and almost all his fights are crazy exciting, but there is just something off with his personality that just makes him kinda unlikable for some reason. Like he's trying to hard to be liked
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Just a few heeminders
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>>76603680
looks like 70-80% to me m8
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Missed the fight. What did Holly do that was dirty?
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Sup heem

Want to start a gym because my old fat ass is on the bad side of 25 and my kid is interested in martial arts. Im personally interested in kicks and grappling, so what sort of discipline should I pursue? TIA look forward to the day I can heem you all on Sundays.
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>>76603685
they letting trannys fight now?
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How old were you when you realized you were a shit athlete?

I remember "beating up" my friends because I was bigger or maybe just more aggressive. In high school I started wrestling and realized I couldn't even move some of the guys and was naturally fucking pathetically weak. And to think none of those guys were even high level college wrestlers lol
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>>76603685
this chick is so fucking ugly
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>>76603741
Me, if you know what I mean
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>>76603685
looks like a dude
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Was hoping Holm would lose so she could retire and we could all forget of her existence.

Now that she won against the most terrible of cans we're going to have to see her headline more events.
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>>76603729
It doesn't to me desu, but even still the point still stands that you're not supposed to get hurt in sparring.

Especially when you consider the protective gear and the much heavier gloves. I mean, Goobs could turn around and say the same thing that Chris's power didn't phase him, but it means jack shit in reality. He's still a good boxer and can hit with power in the ring, just as Goobs can do so
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>>76603741
I watched the fight but i missed the dirty shit as well i guess
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>>76603780
Same here
I saw watched the fight but really I just had it split screen with /heem/ and was mostly reading the thread

It was dismal
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>>76603747
Trannies are allowed to fight, AES beat one up. This week it just became illegal in Canada to call them by the wrong gender pronoun so be careful.
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>>76603743
BJJ I guess and add TKD for kicks since it will also help your flexibility.
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>>76603796
i miss the old calendar guy
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>>76603777
wut how much you think that was then, look at the speed of the shots theres def some power behind it

about getting hurt yeah thats true but a lot of camps do go hard and a lot of fighters do get hurt in sparring
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>>76603756
I was like 11 playing basketball and went up for a rebound a kid who was about the same size as me just leaped way higher than me then grabbed the rebound and i just remember looking up at him thinking "damn im not athletic"
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>>76603800
it also just became illegal in the united states to tell people to kill themselves
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Pearl Gonzalez had nudes leaked? Who has the link.
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>>76603867
who cares her bobs are fake
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>>76603893
fake but great
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>>76603756
When I moved at 14 and stopped boxing, playing rugby / football and everything else
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>>76603893
Apparently it's pre-implants.

>>76603756
>Not being a natural specimen with dynamite in both hands.
Casual. I bet you don't even train.
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>>76603756
Never I could heem everyone itt under 2 min
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>>76603867
I have them but I don't want to get banned but also it was before the fake tits and they're pretty lame. Not really fappable at all tbhfam
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>>76603756
I've never been a particularly athletic person, so I was never under the impression that I was a good athlete.
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>>76603505
Because he's not a white male
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>>76603935
>pre-implants
well then i dont even want to see them
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>>76603756

Middle school. I was constantly struggling for a B- in gym class so I could stay on the honour roll. Didn't help that after the first year and a half I gave up and just fucked around all class because I knew I was going to do poorly anyways.
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>>76603441
stop being a fag m8. No one cares.
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>>76604041
>No one cares.
Yeah I've noticed HEH
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Nice collar you got there, gaijin. It would be a shame if someone... grabbed it
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>>76603967
Fuck I forgot about this KO

Walt Harris is a munster
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>>76603967
did you get big ticket vs the frenchie of today

that was an insane finish
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Is this a dominant feet position?
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>>76604172
its ''aint gont space for ma feet'' position

their departure from fox hit their wallet bad dude, the tiny ass studio shows it
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>>76604171
Yeah, it was a good one
It made me laugh when it happened, because the french guy walked out to Johnny Cash's cover of Hurt
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>>76603851

To be fair, telling someone to get back in the truck when you know they're literally in the process of killing themselves is not at all the same thing as telling somebody to kill themselves in the ordinary course of things.

I think that judgment is more or less limited to its facts.
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RIP
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>>76604214
one of the worst elbows ive seen in a long time
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>>76604106
>*disrobes gi*

The pajama party is over
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>>76603309
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>>76604172
butterfly hooks so he can sweep bryan callen and mount him
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>>76604238
We call them "hellbows" Netherlands
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>>76604276
I know my dude, hellbows just makes me cringe
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>>76604229
Take this literal who and save /ourguy/Matt Hughes
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Why is Brendan Schaub the most discussed fighter on /heem/?

I'm relatively new to /heem/ I just want to discuss Conor/Floyd. I see so many people talking about Brendan Schaub. Let's talk about people have defended and won titles like Conor and Floyd.
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>>76604238
I wish this webm was a bit longer, most of the damage was done before it started. Asker was so out of it by that point that Harris could have hit him with anything he wanted. Those elbows worked, though.
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What should Stipe's gameplan for Ngannou be?
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dont forget the real MVP from Singapore
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>>76604298
Bit rude but OK
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>>76604322
Hit him in the head and wrestle him
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>>76604326
literal chimp
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>>76604322
No teeth, just lips
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>>76604229
f
Why do people even practice that sport
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>>76604322
Pressure Ngannou, overwhelm him with his pace, and be active enough with his boxing to make sure Ngannou doesn't get to dictate the standup, while also trying to tire him out in the clinch and take him down when he gets the chance
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>>76604424
>overwhelming Ngannou

I know you whitebois are stupid, but I didn't know you were suicidal too. Ngannou out classes Stipe in everything
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>>76604424
>trying to tire him out in the clinch and take him down

lol
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How was fight night? Should I bother or nah?
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>>76604495
Nah
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>>76604495
Lots of decisions.


So who here is cucked enough to pay $100 for goobs/mayweather? Seems to be a really hopeful price point.
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>>76604495
Holms KO is the only part worth watching from the main event. RDA-Saffidene was a decent fight
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>>76603375
I really want him to be champion. He literally hasn't had a boring fight in his entire win streak and he puts on a show on the ground and on the feet. Fucking hell I hope he gets to fight conor.
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how should picks work this week? we have bellator nyc with the tv portion on friday then cheesy lee on sunday. do we do both cards? i dont think ive done predictions for 2 cards in 1 weekend. it would be the the main card + bader for bellator so 6 fights and the top 5 for fight night 112
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>>76604495
Look up the Holm and Tuck finishes. That's about it.
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>>76604536
I'll find a few people to split it with, i think it was $120 for the Pacquio fight and people still bought that shit
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>>76604488
>>76604489
This

Nobody in the UFC has given Ngannou the slightest bit of trouble. Stipe is gonna get destroted. The only chance Stipe has is to have superior technique but even then Ngannou has so much power that it if he gets clipped once its over.
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>>76604536

Fuck giving those dudes money.. Rare time I'll probably go watch it at a bar
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>>76604306
After all the hype about Duquenoy, people calling him the hottest prospect outside the UFC, I was kinda surprised that he got shocked and dropped by Williams in the first round. HE recovered very well and got the win, but if a low-level blacksplosion can send him reeling like that, I question his defense going forward
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>>76604597
His best win is against Arlovski's old ass, slow down there
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Ben Askren is the real welterweight champion.
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>>76604691
I heard he gave tyrone a tough time in training
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>>76604489
Why is that a bad idea? Anthony Hamilton is dogshit compared to Miocic, and Ngannou relies on his power. Trying to wear him out could allow Stipe to diminish the threat of Ngannou's striking, and make him less able to defend himself on the feet.

>>76604597

>Nobody in the UFC has given Ngannou the slightest bit of trouble

>Luis Henrique
Grappler who got caught on the feet

>Curtis Blaydes
Took Ngannou down and was landing some decent jabs, Ngannou couldn't knock him out, he only won by TKO due to an eye injury

>Bojan Milhalovic
LHW fighting in HW

>Anthony Hamilton, Andre Arlovski
Glass chins
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anybody else /inlove/?
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>>76604597
Ngannou has great takedowns from the clinch too. Stipe isn't clinching with him, believe you me.
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>>76603600
please stop pretending that he's a boxer thanks
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>>76604710
I have standards you fucking faggot. Fuck you statist zipperhead lover cumstain. You're worth less than my shoes.
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>>76604680
>>76604703
>whitebois on suicide watch because we own Flyweight, Welterweight, and LHW. Middle and Heavy will soon be ours as well
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tiramisu king btfo
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>>76604710
I swear the standards for women here get lower and lower each day. I honestly would prefer pictures of Schaub than these ugly ass women always posted on here
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>>76604781
Love when filthy towelheads get put in their place.
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>>76604789
100% agree bro
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>>76604769
I'm a ethnically Syrian and a muslim, lad. I don't give a fuck if the champions are black or not.
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>>76604789
you're gay
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Why is the biggest boxing champion a manlet? What happened to the giga nigger genetic freaks like George Foreman who would kill you on the spot if they landed a punch?
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>Colby CovingtonVerified account @ColbyCovMMA

>Looks like the little diva @RdosAnjosMMA left his email open in an Apple Store.
holy kek these bants
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>>76604849
Did you not watch the Joshua fight?
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>>76604879
Not really. Go check the gif of holms question mark kick, that's about the only interesting thing.
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is there a bigger attention whore in the ufc not named felice?
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>>76604918
MomPov when?
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>>76604849
>Why is the biggest boxing champion a manlet?
What the fuck does that even mean? And Tyson was a manlet.
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>>76604930
I didn't even watch his fight but I know it would have pissed me off, is Covington trying to make everyone hate him?
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>>76604918
Is she the greatest butter face to have ever lived?
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>>76604976
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>>76604972
spoiler; yes
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>>76604852
Thats actually really funny, did he right all of those himself?
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>>76604918
bec "I take pictures of my ass in thongs all day for empowerment and Magana is my bro" rawlings?
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>>76604972
I dont get why he was asking for a tittle shot, his buddy Masvidal's ranked higher than him and would beat his ass. And his fight was boring as shit
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https://youtu.be/4N3xzk8WYdU

R8 my walkout song
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>>76604918
>>76604995
steroids
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>>76604976
maybe
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>>76604918
I want to see poo come out her butt, if you know what I mean
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>>76604995
anavar
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>>76604918
thanks for webming the good bits

>>76604976
>>76604995
>lol if a woman has a strong jawline that makes her ugly

gays not welcome
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>>76605050
>tee hee I don't even try to make weight!
Khabib tier slag
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>>76605079
Its not so much her jaw as it is her beady little eyes
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>>76605050
>Styrofoam cooler

Does she live in brazil?
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>>76605079
Olivia Wilde is hot but she'd be a dime if it wasnt for that jawline
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>>76605108
no she just pretends that she does
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>>76605079
this your type m8?
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>>76605079
I appreciate a nice jaw on a woman because short hair looks good on them. Short hair is my thing :)
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>>76605171
refer to >>76605159
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>>76603357
>USA poster
>arguably the greatest nation of all time
You should be ashamed of yourself for typing that bullshit out
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>>76605179
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>>76605179
Go away idiot no one asked for your opinion
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>>76605079
confusing a defined jaw for a strong jaw
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>>76605159
that is so fucked up
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>>76605179
yeah fuck off stop bullying him
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Why does the cameraman seem to fall completely still and lie on his back like he's a mannequin?
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>>76604356
>literal

Wew
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>>76604008
Is gym really performance graded in places? That seems dumb as fuck. Here you just show up and try and you get an A no matter how shit you are.
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>>76605179
this
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>>76605216
looks like hes wearing some sort of steady cam thingy
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>>76605245

I don't know how it is elsewhere, but it was in Ontario. I always thought it was the dumbest shit ever. Especially since there was a government-imposed "fitness test" that you had to do and formed a big part of your grade.

And some of the shit you could get an A on without trying, the other shit was nearly physically impossible. The only kid I ever saw get an A on the chin-ups section in grade 7 was a rower and he nearly passed out on the mat after he did it.
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>>76605198
Haha thats me
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>>76605216
probably didn't want the camera to fall
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My girl is a killer.She's gonna kill Esparza on Jun 25 (UFN112,Oklahoma)
Call the cops dammit!
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>>76605216
He's wearing a rig. Also probably doesn't want to damage the equipment so he just straight arms it.
>>
Peaches?
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>>76605284
I'm gunna kill her o-ring
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>>76605199
>>76605210

I would figuratively bing all of u uppity bongs right now
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>>76605205
>>76605079
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>>76605281
Always good to see you around KingBro.
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>>76605331
haha good luck doing that bro I have an original authentic katana collection
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>>76605308
are a beast 100%
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>>76605284
She had nine fights lost one of them ain't killed a motherfucka yet
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>>76605332
Me desu
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>>76605332
>minecraft with horror mods
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>>76604852
I cant find it?
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>>76605245

I'm trying to find the requirements I did in middle school and I can't find anything, except later studies that say things like:

>4. Fitness assessments should NOT be used as a grade. E.g. 10% for 10 push-ups and 100% for 100 push-ups is not acceptable practice. We do not grade genetics.

Wish someone would have told my gym teacher that back in the day.
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>>76605382
Hahahahhaha holy shit I wasn't ready for that.
she does have an uncannily square head jfc.
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>>76605337
You as well buddeh
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>>76603375
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>>76605432
ahhah kebab btfo
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>>76604536
No way will they charge 100 for it. No one would buy that.
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>>76605388

This is starting to confuse me. I went through middle school from 2001-2004, but the kind of fitness testing I was doing was allegedly phased out in 1992.
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>>76605431
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>>76605524
>>
Best WEC fights?
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>>76605542
is that the flyweight champion?
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>>76605561
if only
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>>76605553
Hominick vs Jaboiun
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>>76605524
1/2
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>>76605524
2/2
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>>76605524
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>>76605354
Soon Joanna
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The octagon should be replaced by a ring of people that push the the fighters back towards the center of the ring. The crowd can also move with the fighters to move the center when appropriate. Prove me wrong
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>>76605638
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>>76605610
>>76605629
wtf is this real
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>>76605629
wasn't there some kind of issue with this win? I might be wrong, but if I remember correctly people were upset that he was able to sink in chokes with his numb and jab people in the throat with that little bone spur on the end of his arm.
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>>76603242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtjJGIrNz9g
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>>76605245
In my school they gave you the option. If you were needed a gpa boost then you could earn an A. If you had above a 4.0 cumulative(due to AP/IB credits) and you didn''t want another 4.0 A weighing your gpa down then you could take a Pass.
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>>76605661
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>>76605159
>>76605332
My fucking sides, how is this humanly possible?

>When your adoptive parents get lost on their way to the orphanage and end up on a Lego factory but since they're laid back people they adopt anyway
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>>76605667
>he never saw the fight with the guy that didn't have arms or legs
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>>76605679
>the guy with 1 arm has an advantage
I don't think so pal
>>
RIP Matt Hughes

A true legend of the sport.
>>
who else has been enjoying the tears of all the fat aspies who've been whining about Colby dominating a high-level gatekeeper?
>>
Who's your favorite girl martial artist?
>>
PEACHES
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>>76605834
she's definitely a sloppy kisser
>>
ARE
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>>76603756
How old were you when you realized you squandered your potential?

>first year of jiu jitsu tap two black belts
>submitted an eventual ufc fighter in a grappling tournament
>life happened so stopped training
>all my friends I started with are brown belts now

I'll be 30 in a couple more years and now I just want a couple ammy fights before it's too late desu.
>>
fucking rekt
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>>76605862
>first year of jiu jitsu tap two black belts
stopped reading there
stop talking boolshit
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>>76605834
I'm glad I started this meme, it's good
>>
I haven't watched mma for like 2 years. what are some essential fights for me to check out?
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>>76605855
I'm not sure I want her Renan Barao teeth anywhere near my mouth anyways
>>
New Schaubism

>As an artist......

Why does this faggot say this now?
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>>76605881
>He's never tapped a blackbelt on the first day.
Casual as fuck mate
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>>76605881
I tapped them ONCE vs hundreds of times obviously. I wrestled all my life so I wasn't a complete grappling uncoordinated fat dunce that just walked in to the gym to learn you-ef-see.
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>>76605914
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>>76605982
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>>76605899
As an artist, I'd recommend Robbie vs Rory and Conor vs Diaz 2
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For sure sneakers are a beast, my man 100%. If you wear sandals for sure lose my number.
Yeah I wear sandals, sandals are beast.
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>>76605982
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>>76606000
Conor for sure has a better left than Canelo Alvarez my guy.
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Anybody have some big browns that need broken down?
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Just ate 3 peaches. Did I like them?
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>DC was never your high school wrestling coach

Could have been a great feel
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>>76606029
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>>76606072
for sure grab a butter knife my guy
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I'm new to the sport so forgive me, but is Grebnod Snooge a good fighter?
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>>76606078

For sure lose my number my man, 100%. If you like peaches you can't be my friend.
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lmao revved him up
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>>76606128
he's a mentally disabled podcast janitor with a few amateur fights under his suspenders 100% my man
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>>76605834
anyone have the picture of dern and her dad?
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>>76606128

Barnabus Squirrel is a beast my man, best ground game in the sport
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>>76606091
As an artist I'd have to disagree. He's a fat fuck and would be a bad influence gorging on Popeyes in front of me while I'm trying to cut weight.
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who /ISH ISH/ here?
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>>76606164
Wow! Do those sag lower then Dad Kelly's nipples?
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>>76606164
Wow Brewden Skippy looks awful. How did this guy get signed by the UFC again?
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>>76606164
that pic is beast my man, mind if I save it?
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>>76606164
>>76606158
>>76606139
>>76606099
>>76606072
>>76606000

scub posting is next leveling meming
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>>76606228
Every pic of Buncor Sherrg I see his lips are maladjusted. Did he have a stroke during his match with Rothwell?
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>>76606228
Wait...is Brenton Squab black?
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>>76606242
Shouldn't that image say "Rape victim"?
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>>76606260
Shlob is an African last name
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>>76606244
>>76606260
for sure Bordent has normal lips my men
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>>76606260
Brown.
Big Brown.
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>>76606282
It's his slave name though.
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>>76606288
As an artist those lips sure do like the symptom of cte 100%
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>>76606260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-huwxNgLRp4&feature=youtu.be&t=9m36s
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>>76603242
based leach, /ourgook/
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Why was the fight thin on a friday night?
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>>76606280
100%
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>>76606260
"He could be!"
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>>76606228

Keep it, it's all yours my man, 100% beast
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>>76606328
you alright lad?
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>>76606361
That's a damn shame, it looks like cte is inheritable. Maybe that race mixing senile faggot will kill himself and prevent further accidents from being inflicted on US taxpayers.
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>>76606242
lol
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poor Springspergs gunna come back from the psychiatrist and have a conniption fit when he see's this thread
>>
Describe Brendan Schaub in one sentence.

Go.
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>>76606451
100% an artist.
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>>76604571
I like the idea of two cards but you're the on that's gotta do the shit...if you don't feel like going to the trouble of doing both I guess I'd prefer the Bellator card..
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>>76606438
Honestly we need to keep sticking and driving the fork in that sperg. Maybe we will drive him to a point where he or a family member recognizes that he needs help immediately.
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>>76606451
gay son
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>>76606451
Severely brain damaged
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>>76606451
Artist, sneaker amateur, glass jaw, and cte extraordinare.
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>>76606451

A good fighter, father and big brown break-downer
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>>76606567
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>>76606567
Saved. Fuck Slob
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>>76606567
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anyone have the scub bird brain CTE image?
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>spending this much time in photoshop because one (1) poster who likes Schaub

Face it, Coral Springs is living in all your heads rent-free.
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>>76606802
t. chub poster
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To think that the King transcended meme-magic.

Inspiring.
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>>76606850
I hate what the UFC has allowed him to get away with but all the stuff that happened around his title win was comedy gold. I still kinda like the guy
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>>76606850
If he wins against interim champ the memes will be legendary
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How the fuck do you guys browse heem without Schaub Image and word filters? I can't even browse from my phone without filters if thus is what it's like. It's spam either way you look at it and it's not even funny
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Poland, Poland you f*cking nerd, where's my god damn rent?
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>>76606935
I dont know this meme
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>>76606904
Can't hate if he plays the game. That postfight presser was absolutely classic too. I'm pretty sure that's why they switched to the 1 on 1 interview we have now because Luke got btfo'd so badly.

>>76606909
I will laugh for the rest of the year.
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>>76606849

I've literally and unironically never posted a picture of Schaub in my life. I just think it's funny how one man sends half this board into a frenzy singlehandedly.
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Why is heem so lit right now?
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>>76606966
>Polska nie oglądała Spider-Man 2
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>>76606909
t. paper fan
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>>76606974
lol he's the best one dude
>>
>>76606987
We all collectively agree on one thing and one thing only. Schaub is a flaming faggot.
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>>76606802
Coral Springs is God

The ultimate (You) dispenser. One of the most unaware mental patients I've ever come across in life or on the internet.
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>>76607062
This may surprise you but theres more people with this flag than just me
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmtwFJAn4D4&feature=push-lsb&attr_tag=-0ikGEGC2ozObomD-6

Here watch some live boxing and argue about something else for awhile, god damn.
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>>76607052
spider man 2 a SHIT
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>>76607083
*leans into mic*

Oh I disagree
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>>76607110

How do you sink a Polish battleship?


put it in water lmaooo
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>>76607128
So were all the Tobey Maguire spider-mans.

And so were all the Andrew Garfield ones.

And it looks like the next reboot will be shit too.

Sad.
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any webm makers around id got a few request from the DHK Convington match i like to make
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>>76607128
I bet you like moon swinging
>>
>>76607233
Gib timestamps and i got you
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>>76607184
You wanna hear a canada joke ?

Justin Trudeau
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>>76607117
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>>76607203
the first spiderman was surprisingly good, just like the first iron man. the rest were bad
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>>76607128
>>76607203
>Shitting my on Raimi Spider-Mans

Hahahahaha, square up, niggas.
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>>76607266
Clean my shithouse.
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>>76607335
Get off my lawn
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>>76607322
you aren't thinking well, you need some nutrients
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we have a saying back home..
>https://youtu.be/QIpkkM0mkLg
>>
Last night I dreamed that I was in a shopping mall of some sort watching McGregor fight some guy in a makeshift arena. I tried to leave, but I was drunk and didn't want to drive past the cops who were surrounding the place because it was under attack by some kind of rioters waving Greek flags.

What the fuck did my subconscious mean by this?
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>>76607522
>tfw no greek gf
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>>76607421
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Easy Money Tour baby lets go baby, just gonna keep embarrassing these dues
>>
who is your favorite woman fighter?
>>
>>76607522
it means Conor McGregor is going to heem Floyd Mayweather in the 1st round and save civilization (which the Greeks invented)
>>
The more I learn about Brendan Schaub the more I respect him as a man.
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>>76607563
uncle harold does not fuck around on the ground
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>>76607614
That trash talk doesn't go with that fighting style. How did he manage to be so hyped after 15 minutes of hugging eludes me
>>
apparently this guy got perma heemed yesterday after this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Idxyt6p9gec
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>>76607635
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>>76607679
the guy Todd Duffee set the UFC knockout record against fyi

F
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>>76607679
Shit I saw that he died at 33 years old. I had no idea it was combat sports related though.

What exactly happened?
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>>76607739
>schaub vs ngannou.jpg

Did Babcock Shylock fought any black men in his ''''''career'''''' ? Cant recall any
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>>76607679
>>76607754
>>76607811
its crazy 2bh, apparently he was a teacher too. I don't understand why he would keep fighting after getting KO'd so many times, its not worth it man just retire and find other side work in the summer
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>>76607811
went into spasms backstage and eventually a coma
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>>76605332
unheemable

>>76605382
kek
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>>76607823
he sexually assaulted Lavar Johnson
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>>76607259
Round 1
Foot sweep to counter low single scramble
4:48 to 4:38


Cage wrestling takedown modified foottrip mat return
2:52 to 2:46

Misdirection takedown
0:26 to 0:19


Round 2
Peek out to back take
4:03 to 3:58

knee tap takedown
1:41 to 1:36

judo in MMA hari goshi makki komi
0:55 to 0:50


These will do so far
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>>76607679
I'm googling now and reading that he's not dead but in the icu after needing surgery to relieve the pressure in his head.

Makes me really wonder how many emergency surgeries the ufc has swept under the rug in all these years. Tim hit the canvas hard but let's be real we've seen some nasty heems in the ufc.
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>>76607823
ngannou ducking big ticket
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>>76607941
based wrasslebro
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>>76607942

I was reading he'd been declared brain-dead.
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>>76607942
He got KO'd like six times in that sequence. After the first two he gets off his feet by a fucking jab.
His condition is purely on the ref letting him stand up over and over. The fight should have been called after the tried to shoot for the takedown.
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>>76605171
>jaw
>short hair
you might be gay doot
>>
>>76607978
Wow what backwoods show is this happening at? Some indian reservation with a chiropractor as the ringside physician?
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>>76607978
his coach should have thrown in the towel, it's a fucking small time show and the guy was getting his ass kicked
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>>76605011
>right
Did you mean to say write? It's okay love, 5 year old spelling isn't for everyone
>>
So Matt Hughes doesn't fight anymore but it looks like he still trains.
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>>76608007
Probably. I think I read it was in Canada.

Which makes it worth saying, Never fight in Canada. Or at least not for a Canadian promotion. They're really bad over here it's still like the wild west.
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So from what I'm reading now he's not dead, but he is in critical.
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>>76608051
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Now that Ronda has been thoroughly exposed, btfo, mindbroken, and has to settle for doing reality TV, Dana had to feed Bethe to Holly in a desperate bid to enhance the starpower of the women's division.

Fucking pathetic.
>>
>>76608092
Is it by province? Also just saw that Tim had been KO'd 7-8 times in the last two years. Should have never been licensed to fight. So either whatever commission that was involved was grossly negligent or there this was on a reservation.

r/mma says he's brain dead
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>>76608114
"There will never be female fighters in UFC" to "these shitty female bantamweights who no one wants to see get the main event lol"

What happened to Dana Whitey?
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>>76608144

From what I'm reading there was an mmamania story saying he was braindead earlier today, but since then his family has been tweeting that he is not dead.

Either way, the fight should never have been sanctioned and the ref (and coach) fucked up.
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>>76608180

The Jews got to him.
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>>76607679

Damn that's crazy. One second you're alive and getting pumped to do something you love, 8 minutes later you're perma-heemed.

Life is short, bros.
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>>76608144
>By province
Mostly yea.

A lot of places don't recognize MMA as a sport or other things so they don't feel the need to regulate things to closely. So you get a lot of amateur medical personnel, sketchy promoters, inadequate or unhygienic medical areas/arenas/etc.
Also the lack of exposure means you're usually fighting for a couple hundred dollars (CAD mind you not USD) and you'll still be a literal who.
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>>76608050
wow racist dude
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>>76603486
This van faggot cunt has been crying and talking bullshit non stop since that day, he probably was hurt, nobody talks this much about a light sparring session like he does
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>>76607936
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Oh boy, here we go.

Have this MMA and /sp/ related Webm.
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>>76605432
Wonder boy vs Masvidal is dumb since if wonderboy wins there's no contenders. No way he gets another shot soon
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>>76608331
Stop spamming, or else!
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>>76608360
>no contenders
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Someone post the holly holm vs bethe KO, pls
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>>76608395
>got subbed in a minute by failed meme fighter warley alves
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What if there was an elective surgery that could install a little device in your skull that would allow excess pressure to leave the body?
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>>76608410
>went on to dominate the guy beat Alves
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>>76608411
huh?
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>>76608411
What, like farting through your head?
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>>76607635
As an artist, I think he is the best
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>>76608411

that's dumb. that would severely lower the structural integrity of your skull.
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>>76608446
does that mean I could collect disability and just fart out my head all day living the NEET life?
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>>76608431
>>76608435
Okay hear me out. Like whenever the pressure inside the skull exceeded a certain level, it would force a one-way pressure valve to open and allow the excess escape. The valve would close when a certain psi on the inlet side of the valve drops back to a healthy level.
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>>76608411
You could always get a preemptive trepanning
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>>76607941
1
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>>76608466
>Aztec posting.
Fuck off no one is putting a hole in their heads to stop a rattlesnake cock sky gods from nuking mexico.

For fucks sake.
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>>76608446
I think when people need emergency pressure relief they drill a hole into the skull. I doubt it would cause a huge difference in the structural integrity of the skull if it didn't cause any fractures. The metal valve would reinforce it too.
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Who would YOU rather go five full rounds with?

>Edson Barboza

>Gooby McGregor

>GSP

>Khabib
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>>76608466
im pretty sure the pressure increase is caused by brain swelling, so youd need to reduce that
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>>76607941
2
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>>76608507
none you weirdo!
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>>76607941
3
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>>76608507
>barboza
lol no
>gooby
yes but only because it would be a red panty night
>GSP
i could probably take him desu
>khabib
no
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>>76608466
Doesn't the pressure come from the brain swelling? Wouldn't really solve the issue
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>>76607941
4
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>>76608507
gooby for that fat paycheck
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>>76608540
Yea it wouldn't solve the issue but it would relieve the lethal symptom.
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>>76607941
5 das it mayne
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What does it feel like to get heemed? I've never lost a fight so I don't know.
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>>76608520
>>76608526
you don't get paid, you just have to fight them
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>>76608507
Khabib because he would be the most likely to tap me instead of giving me a major concussion.
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>>76608466
like this?
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>>76608598

Khabib would rip your head off in the name of Allah.
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>>76608576
have you ever blacked out from drinking? lol it feels like that
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>>76608507
Pretty sure I could talk GSP into not murdering me
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>>76608598
what if he gives you the ol' leg ride 'em cowboy wrist control special? khabib might be the worst one dude, 150 pillow fist GNP is worse than one leftand shot
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>>76608628
That's fine, I've been tapped by high level black belts before. I just wouldn't want to get KOed. I know Khabib could KO me, but I think the odds of him submitting me are my best chance to avoid getting heemed in this situation.
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11 years, 2 finishes. Nice fucking scorecard champ. Gooby finna merk this nigga.
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>>76608678
Yeah, fighting Hall of Fame caliber fighters way above his natural weight class. Conor is going to get taken apart. He's a better fighter overall, but not even in the same world as a boxer.
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>>76608643
they each have a reason to want to fuck you up

GSP knows you are a savage bully on here, for example
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is /heem/ gonna watch russki vs. negro box?
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>>76608570
Thanks a lot
there was also a judo throw from DHK at the end of round 2
0:55 to 050
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>>76608643
While you're stuttering he notices you're rudely staring at his hgh gut and outward belly button. He becomes insecure and dry humps you for 5 rounds.
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>>76608748
yes
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>>76608710
Nice myth. The only HOF fighters Floyd fought were long pats prime. Mosley and ODLH long past their best. And Canelo being as green as Hopkins in his first match with RJJ. Cotto being HOF is a meme. Unlike Pacquiao who beat Morales, Marquez, and Barrera. If you're going to call Cotto HOF then Bradley is too.
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>>76608836
Does JMM deserve a spot in the HOF?
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>>76608909
yes
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>>76608507
gsp
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>>76608836

read
https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/3/7/14830070/fight-science-floyd-mayweather-vs-conor-mcgregor-dont-believe-the-hype-ufc-boxing
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>>76608909
yes...
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>>76608979
Are you gay? XD HAHAHAHAHA lol
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>>76608836
>And Canelo being as green as Hopkins in his first match with RJJ
This much is true.

I'm a firm believer that Canelo would floor Mayweather if they fought today. He's improved since their fight.
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>>76608976
I'm not reading that. I'm just going to assume you think I'm betting on Mcgregor. I'm not. Mcgregor get's school worse than El Pollo Rojo. That doesn;t change anything I just said.
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>>76608909
Yes, as does BDH and EDH
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>>76609024
>implying a mexican can crack the mayvinci code
lmao senpai it's gonna take a weird alien nigga like zab judah to finish him
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>>76609089
bosslogic btw
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>>76609059
Thoughts on BBB?
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>>76609089
looks awesome except the "hard cut" line in the middle. Does not look natural. I dont like it.
Did you make this? Looks very professional besides the thing I mentioned...
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>Via ESPN
>It is now official. Oscar De La Hoya will fight Shaquille O'Neal in a boxing match. Per the rules this is not an exhibition. This is a real professional fight.

>Per Dunkman Promotions and Golden Boy Promotions the fight will air liven
and free on ABC

HOLY SHIT FLOYD CONOR BTFO
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>>76609062
>mayvinci code
Nigga I'll crack YOU in the jaw if you ever say something like that again to me.
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>>76609180
Oscar is one salty asshole.
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>>76609226
you'll do nuthin, fucking loud mouth bitch
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>>76609026

Yeah, it's going to be super gay when Mayweather moves backwards for the entire fight and TKOs an exhausted Gooby in the sixth round.
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>>76609180

This I'd watch. At least Shaq isn't holding up the NBA to do the fight.
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>>76609262
i dont get this logic. maybe in hindsight it might be boring but when you're watching it live its going to be exciting as fuck because shit could pop off at any second.
its like woodley vs thompson 2. in hindsight i would never watch that fight again but during it live my asshole was tighter than its ever been. i was on the edge of my seat the entire time
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>>76609244
*stabs you in the god damn esophagus*
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>>76609319
>i was on the edge of my seat the entire time
lmao
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I bet 20 euros on conor are odds gonna get lower on him till the fight?
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>>76609319
Has MMA Stardom peaked now lads? How is anyone in the next 20 or 30 years going to come close to saying they got a fight with a millionaire Boxing GOAT and made 100 mil
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>>76609731
will society even be intact in 30 years senpai?
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>>76609731
MMA is going to blowup as a sport once Conor KO's flyod
>>
pretty brutal boxing heem just now
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>>76609319
>but during it live my asshole was tighter than its ever been. i was on the edge of my seat the entire time
dude that fight was one of the worst fights ever lol
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>>76609731
Schaub is changing the game.
>>
Ward vs Kovalev Live Stream
>http://dogatheart.com/live-stream-2/
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Scoggins needs to do more neck training.
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>>76610230
we /box/ now?
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>>76609918

Read what he wrote again...
>>
>>76610436
>>76610230
I've been watching it, it's boring as shit. I want to get into it but it's just shit.
>>
well someone just got heemed after the bell that was funny
>>
>>76610627

That's been precisely my reaction every time I've tried to watch boxing.
>>
if they cured CTE and unbanned TRT, could chuck liddell make a comeback?
>>
>>76610879
Neither of those fix a deleted chin.
>>
Is Stonegrip the biggest Chad to ever fight in the UFC?

Is he even relevant anymore?
>>
>>76610968
He will be relevant when he is the first openly gay UFC fighter.
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>>76610581
fuck off bud, not one person on earth was on the edge of their seat in that fight, that was a god awful fight that everyone was moaning and groaning about the entire time, fuck you
>>
>>76611129
I enjoyed it live also. Very tense.
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>>76607522
49-1 and the subsequent rioting confirmed. As the day of the fight draws closer, you'll understand what Cassandra of Troy felt.
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>>76604172
fucking big browning those white yeezys. god damn animal
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>>76610627
>>76610676

Maybe you two are just too stupid for the sport?
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Where can I see the Andre Ward fight?
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>>76611580
If McGregor wins, that would probably be the greatest athletic achievement of all time.
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>>76611779
reddit boxing streams
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>>76611841
my man

thanks
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>>76611878
>>
What is Rumble's new job? Is he on BLACKED?
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>>76612053
The dumbass thinks Trudeau is going to let him sell weed in Canada.

He is mistaken. Those spots are reserved for Liberal cronies.
>>
But with the way he was interviewed it seemed like he had a job set up already.
>>
>>76612162
It sounds exactly like the restaurant and real estate deals that bankrupt athletes when they invest without knowing anything about how the business works.
>>
>>76612162
Should have joined BLACKED
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Lads what's the ETA for the Boxing main event?
>>
>>76612643

ETA=WGAF
>>
>>76612643
it's on right now and halfway over
>>
>>76611763
Buddy I get the sport, I'm 32 I've seen my fair share of boxing over the years. I'm just bored by the style of the sport. Punching only is good for some people, I just want more.
>>
>>76608752
It got turned into a double leg right after, why crop the shit to make DHK look good?
>>
Another shit tier/controversial ending to a boxing match, that was 3 I counted, including 2 on the main card. I only watched 5 fights.
>>
Hahahaha what the fuck was that ending

Crooked ass ref
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>>76612717
>>76613013
>Woke up
>Post question and go to the loo
>Missed everything

H..haha I don't care about pillowhug anyway
(Was it any good?)
>>
spicy match but that stoppage was bullshit and there were at least 3 low blows

still dead sport
>>
McGregor will smash Mayweather. Everytime I see one of these boxing shit fests, they look like trash.
>>
>>76613216

But McGregor has to fight under their trash rules, so I fully expect him to get beaten.
>>
>>76613179
The fight ended after 3 shots to the stomach, which may or may not have been low blows. It's two guys punching each other out so I won't complain, but other combat sports are more interesting.
>>76613216
>>76613240
Pretty much this man. I can see Conor being good enough to beat Floyd, but boxing rules and officiating will screw him six ways from sunday given the oppurtunity.
>>
Hahahah I tuned into this stream and what I hear is "if someone is hitting you low just hit them low back"

kek
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>Supposedly "Greatest of All Time"

>Lose to a literal retard

Name a more overrated fighter
>>
Lads when did Chiesa vs Lee become a headliner for FN 112?
>>
>>76613240
>>76613277

imagine Conor fought like the dirtiest piece of shit ever and blatantly low blowed Floyd twice and then continually clinched up while wailing on him with his left?

lmao a man can dream
>>
>>76613441
Always has been
>>
>>76613441

It always was, that's why they were at the press conference.
>>
>>76613466
>>76613497
Oh, I was wondering if it had become a headliner due to Kevin the Low Key King's promo work during that conference.
>>
Who else isn't going to fuck around for MayMac? I'm going to split the cost with my buddy and buy some food and get comfy.

Last time I got together with buddies for a huge fight was MayPac and the streams were absolute shit that night.
>>
>>76613448
Conor uses the clinch to trip and sweep because he can

mayweather tweaks his knee and it's a NC
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>>76613640
why would you waste money on the actual fight, the only good part is going to be the buildup

canelo/ggg is a much better pillowfist ppv to drop money on
>>
>>76613640

I would literally kill myself if I even considered spending any money on that bullshit.
>>
>>76613640
I'm going to acestream that shit. If all else fails, and I'm talking last resort - I'll check out Periscope and someone is almost always streaming it from their phone and recording their TV.
>>
>>76613721
acestream is a botnet. you should really uninstall that shit
>>
>>76608466
wouldn't work. you would need a permanent hole in the blood-brain barrier in order for all brain pressure to equalize, thus permanent hemorrhaging
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>unironically paying money to watch Conor avoid defending a title by getting his ass kicked by a grandpa for millions of dollars
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>>76607941
Colby was extremely good
Beats anyone in the division bar Maia and maybe Wonderboy
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>>76613389
does being def make you a ruhtard?
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Lets watch some COPS!
>https://www.arconaitv.me/9oneone/
>>
>>76614005
>I'M A VAMPIRE
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>>76613640
My Dad asked me if I was going to watch this and I said yes and he said I should try and get some buddies together to split the cost and I said that's the plan and I said obviously you are invited to and his eyes lit up so come hell or high water I'm getting my friends over to watch this fight even though they only watch pro wrestling, not MMA.
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>>76614005
Goodman
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>>76614078
>they only watch pro wrestling
This is practically the same thing
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>>76614114
Still, there is a long tradition of people coming over to my house to watch boxing/mma/wrestling. the only people that are left over are the wrestling fags and they don't get up for anything besides the "big 4" wwe ppv.
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>sex partners
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>>76614172

Trying to figure out what exactly she meant by those bleeps.
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>>76613876
Conor's gonna win though.
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>>76614183
she never sucked his cock, they just fucked for 2 MINUTES
>>
Goddamn it Alaska was LIT back in the day.
>>
>>76614189

>picks the only good shot manny landed
>floyd picked him apart for LITERALLY the rest of the fight

hm
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tfw no drunk waifu
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>>76614248
it only takes one

dere's not a man aloive who can take dat left hand
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>>76614273
Damn Ronda's life took a nosedive
>>
>>76614273
damn those tittays, too bad she looks like rogan OD'ing on alpha brain
>>
>extreme cops
what did they mean by this?
>>
>>76614340

Nu
>>
Those bike cops have shit ground game.
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>>76614363

Oh the one was a woman, that explains it.
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>>76614363
>>76614374
cop was getting lit up by a woman
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>>76614248
>floyd cowers into an ass ball
>this is winning
>greatest defensive fighter of all time

hm hm
>>
real new
>>76614411
>>76614411
>>76614411
>>76614411
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>>76614413
if the OP was so important to you why not put in a little more effort, both threads are equally shit
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>>76614243
??
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>>76614500
One of the Cops episodes was up there, they were arresting drunk Eskimos.
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>>76614511
you watching on arconai?
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