Why did Messi become a faggot?

Adidas demanded a badass, so he try to become one.

>>76602330
I wish he would go back to scruffy hair Messi :(

>>76602431
Badass in a 2000 child concept, just to be clear.

>>76602330
he's evolving

>>76602473
That doesn't explain the direction he's devolving into

>>76602603
current year is insufferable faggotry

get with the times gramps

when Otamendi got called to the team, this happened

>>76602843
How do you know?

Woman

he's just a lad making ill-advised style decisions in his late twenties. he truly is a humble normal dude

long hair messi was best messi

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>>76605543
So humble that he was hiding millions in taxes, blamed his father in court and worst of all, wears a fucking hipster beard.

>>76602330
money and bitches

>>76602330
Critical h8rs.

Barca DNA

>>76605869
>Ahmed Reinhardt Braun is jelly he can't grow a beard
Sad!

>>76605869
I doubt you want sweaty Swiss hands all over you Hans.

>>76602330
He's just assimilating to Catalonian culture. He thinks of the people are convinced he's one of them, they'll let him cheat on his taxes if Catalonia gains independence.